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super_frea
15 Jul 2005, 18:33
...sneeze at random intervals...

Plasma
15 Jul 2005, 19:46
...on strangers...

tgworm
16 Jul 2005, 09:49
...eyes...

Lt. Wormy
16 Jul 2005, 13:09
...And drink...

Cisken1
16 Jul 2005, 13:11
marmelade that he found behind his bathtub. He also ressurected cisken to shoot him again but...

twoapenny
16 Jul 2005, 13:12
the ressurection didnt go quite to plan and he ended up killing himself instead...

Lt. Wormy
16 Jul 2005, 13:56
.....and then his family exploded.....

twoapenny
16 Jul 2005, 13:57
and seals rained down from the heavens...

Lt. Wormy
16 Jul 2005, 14:32
.....Explosive seals......

Lawd
16 Jul 2005, 14:38
... which blew up the entire multiverse. The End.

Cisken1
16 Jul 2005, 15:34
...of chapter 3, now we move on to chapter 1000 where, as you know, we discuss the shooting of tuke kid...

StupidWorm
17 Jul 2005, 08:38
That was eating popcorn when...

super_frea
17 Jul 2005, 09:36
...he was eaten by a low flying box of crackers...

Cisken1
17 Jul 2005, 10:28
thus the shooting part was skipped...

twoapenny
17 Jul 2005, 10:34
and lobsters danced...

Cisken1
17 Jul 2005, 10:37
into the night creating dirty dancing III

tgworm
17 Jul 2005, 20:48
which was fun for lobsteresses..

twoapenny
17 Jul 2005, 21:20
and for the misters, but little children kept asking...

Cisken1
17 Jul 2005, 22:20
why is that man naked in the street?

Lt. Wormy
18 Jul 2005, 10:38
THATS NO MAN! they yelled as they looked at the naked tuke kid who.....

twoapenny
19 Jul 2005, 19:40
looked lobster enough...

Cisken1
19 Jul 2005, 22:28
to get bitten in the ***** :eek:

twoapenny
20 Jul 2005, 20:09
which he did. tuke kid yowled in pain and...

tgworm
20 Jul 2005, 20:33
...ate cisken2...

twoapenny
20 Jul 2005, 20:34
's toe......

tgworm
20 Jul 2005, 20:38
...'s fungi which ate all the Lukie army(lots of Lucas)...

Nugget
20 Jul 2005, 20:39
... and then howled and got mad, so smashed the other worms' finger with the Tail Nail ... :rolleyes:

tgworm
20 Jul 2005, 20:41
...of south whatsit called...

E-102 Worm
20 Jul 2005, 22:40
...Mallet Valley. which was actually being torn down by...

Cisken1
20 Jul 2005, 23:46
a giant boombox called Jake

twoapenny
21 Jul 2005, 17:07
and his freind miccy....

tgworm
21 Jul 2005, 17:54
who once ate a sandwich named steve. Now steve often...

twoapenny
22 Jul 2005, 18:33
got eaten by miccys...

Lt. Wormy
23 Jul 2005, 02:57
But survived by.....

Drunk-worm
23 Jul 2005, 06:02
But survived by.....

eating poisonous berries....

LightWorm
23 Jul 2005, 06:18
... that gave him Explosive...

Drunk-worm
23 Jul 2005, 06:40
amounts of poo coming from...

twoapenny
23 Jul 2005, 14:07
his left elbow...

Julian
23 Jul 2005, 14:29
...when he noticed worms dont have elbows so...

twoapenny
23 Jul 2005, 14:31
he decided to run around shouting chickens...

LightWorm
23 Jul 2005, 15:46
... from Turkey...

Cisken1
23 Jul 2005, 18:05
into the pool next to his house

super_frea
23 Jul 2005, 19:31
...meanwhile his neighbour could be heard playing ''Is this the way to Amarillo.'' loudly on his big booming stereo sytem that released WATTs and WATTs of POWA!!!

Cisken1
23 Jul 2005, 23:57
and suddenly for no reason started to release toxic gasses

Julian
24 Jul 2005, 11:03
...from his left eyebrow that earlier he...

Drunk-worm
24 Jul 2005, 11:15
... Dropped in the toilet and...

Julian
24 Jul 2005, 11:22
...the toilet had the "Rocket power super turbo flush"(TM) which had the batteries in the wrong way round so it worked opposit making the eyebrow...

Scotworm
24 Jul 2005, 11:36
...say LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLz0r!!11!!! very loudly...

Julian
24 Jul 2005, 17:32
...which made aku flame it (as usual) ...

tgworm
24 Jul 2005, 17:52
...and then Julian blew up and died....horribly...

Julian
24 Jul 2005, 18:14
..it was an atomic explosion and it killed everyone

END of chapter 2...

vbFliP
24 Jul 2005, 18:43
CHAPTER 3
Everyone reincarnated as...

E-102 Worm
24 Jul 2005, 19:05
...pink pigeons, but unfortunately that didn't work out too well, so they eventually changed into...

Julian
24 Jul 2005, 19:08
...pidgeony pinks...

Mr.cosmico
24 Jul 2005, 19:19
...and then everybody DANCES IN THE DISCO...

Yes. or no?

wigwam the
24 Jul 2005, 20:32
...then there was a power cut...

Cisken1
24 Jul 2005, 21:21
and wigwam returend to the forums! ;)

wigwam the
24 Jul 2005, 21:38
and a big contest was held...

Drunk-worm
25 Jul 2005, 07:19
...oddly enough, wiggam lost...

wigwam the
25 Jul 2005, 09:41
...so, as a consolation prize, he got...

nuke_worm
25 Jul 2005, 09:46
...a pigeony pink...

super_frea
25 Jul 2005, 10:53
...flavoured onion ring, YAY!...

Cisken1
25 Jul 2005, 13:17
But he choked in it and died!

END!!! :p

Mr.cosmico
25 Jul 2005, 13:57
...but end wasnt near, because a soldier poped from nowhere...

Reder8
25 Jul 2005, 14:00
and called his friends called...

E-102 Worm
25 Jul 2005, 14:47
...The Bob Squad, which all worms are named 'Bob'...

Reder8
25 Jul 2005, 14:48
except Jim, who was Jimbob, and Cowlibob and...

tgworm
25 Jul 2005, 16:21
tim, and roger

done it again damn it

Reder8
25 Jul 2005, 16:22
who also joined a club called...

Julian
25 Jul 2005, 17:26
...blob club...

Cisken1
25 Jul 2005, 22:33
and they all went to see grandma who had been eaten by...

Mr.cosmico
25 Jul 2005, 22:49
...a mountain...

E-102 Worm
25 Jul 2005, 22:49
...where a highly-mutated blood-sucking clog (dutch footwear) lived...

Mr.cosmico
25 Jul 2005, 22:50
Lol same time :p

polegoy
25 Jul 2005, 23:00
eating french toast and waffles

Cisken1
25 Jul 2005, 23:15
and farting offensive words like "CACK"

Plasma
25 Jul 2005, 23:21
and eating more french tost and waffles

Cisken1
25 Jul 2005, 23:24
but he ate too much so he had MAJOR gas wich made him frat words like:

Julian
26 Jul 2005, 08:49
...cAcK2!...

WormOfFire
26 Jul 2005, 10:11
And a nuclear bomb destroyed it...

tgworm
26 Jul 2005, 14:07
...The End. One day Steve the computer...

super_frea
26 Jul 2005, 14:08
...realised he was not a computer, but was infact a monkey...

tgworm
26 Jul 2005, 14:09
...named spodge...

super_frea
26 Jul 2005, 14:12
...McFrankenspodger, who had a small pet plant pot named Jeff. Jeff enjoyed to...

tgworm
26 Jul 2005, 14:23
...eat blood, Jeff's secound name was Audrey 2...

Cisken1
26 Jul 2005, 16:21
...McFrankenspodger, who had a small pet plant pot named Jeff. Jeff enjoyed to...

WHAT THE HELL??? anyway:

BUt he didn't like it so he chaged it to FWLIEFWAFFLEFULGELSOIFERSTION

Lawd
26 Jul 2005, 18:10
... or Gads for short. He enjoyed to drink the blood of many virgins, which allowed him to become...

Mr.cosmico
26 Jul 2005, 18:15
...a montain...

Scotworm
26 Jul 2005, 20:45
...which is completely different in every possible way from a mountain because it was incredibly easy to climb and consisted of...

E-102 Worm
26 Jul 2005, 20:52
...sticky stuff like Sticky Bombs...

Drunk-worm
27 Jul 2005, 08:19
and Mountains......

Plasma
27 Jul 2005, 09:57
...and a rabid mole he likes to call 'Squiggums'...

Drunk-worm
27 Jul 2005, 10:05
...and a rabid mole he likes to call 'Squiggums'...

Tuke kid was reincarnated, Squiggums re-killed him and...

super_frea
27 Jul 2005, 10:34
...everyone was mauled by a three legged goaty thing..

Reder8
27 Jul 2005, 10:36
...except John the lead singer of the Idiots...

super_frea
27 Jul 2005, 10:38
...beacuse he was shot by a evil looking dragon shaped cloud...

BOW DOWN TO MY RANDOMNESS

Reder8
27 Jul 2005, 10:39
...and everyone bowed down to super_freas randomness.

super_frea
27 Jul 2005, 10:41
...and was pulled underground by a purple mole...

Julian
27 Jul 2005, 18:58
...that wanted to go to disneyland...

Fwd. Adm.
27 Jul 2005, 19:19
...to molesterfy a hot dog stand...

Cisken1
27 Jul 2005, 19:28
and mountains...

AH!!! GOT YOU COSMICO! :p

Plasma
27 Jul 2005, 19:36
...which also...

Fwd. Adm.
27 Jul 2005, 19:43
...spurted out shiny kwarters...

Quarters

Cisken1
27 Jul 2005, 21:06
of waffleflierfelwstein!

Mr.cosmico
27 Jul 2005, 23:23
...and mountains...

LightWorm
28 Jul 2005, 08:01
... and more mountins made of...

Lawd
28 Jul 2005, 14:47
... "73H CH33Z3!" Which was a substance amazingly similar to cheese, but for that fact that it could...

CatDaemon
28 Jul 2005, 15:38
... explode violently, killing millions and releasing hundreds of tiny ...

Lawd
28 Jul 2005, 15:54
... "CH33Z3-|375", which would then rampage to the nearest shop and demand Belgian...

This should be interesting.

CatDaemon
28 Jul 2005, 16:25
... worm pies, and proclaim that they are the best at cutting down entire forests with a computer monitor.

Scotworm
28 Jul 2005, 17:42
...using montains and mountains...

E-102 Worm
28 Jul 2005, 17:58
...of those Belgian chocolate worms, because the locals are always hungry...

Plasma
28 Jul 2005, 19:01
...for blood of thger-eating...

Julian
28 Jul 2005, 19:10
...mountains eating...

Fwd. Adm.
28 Jul 2005, 19:12
...mountains eating...What's up with the mountains stuff? Can someone tell me?

...moldy, rotten, spoiling, stinky, ...

Julian
28 Jul 2005, 19:27
...covered in mush and slush and gush and slime with waste...

Cisken1
28 Jul 2005, 20:37
and mountains of it!

Mr.cosmico
28 Jul 2005, 21:33
What's up with the mountains stuff? Can someone tell me?

...moldy, rotten, spoiling, stinky, ...
Something I decided to start :p

...and then the old great great great greatgreatgreat mountain, the oldest thing in the history, died, and...

Cisken1
28 Jul 2005, 22:11
A-sploded!

(oh Noes!!! It's Back!!!)

Mr.cosmico
28 Jul 2005, 22:27
...and they need to choose another oldest mountain...

E-102 Worm
28 Jul 2005, 22:45
...which is 3000 miles away in...

Lawd
29 Jul 2005, 08:29
... The land of Sevobyupstry, one of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains, guarded by the Logestic Bantra-Shell of Lob. ...

Cisken1
29 Jul 2005, 16:11
But he didn't eat his porridge so...

Julian
29 Jul 2005, 17:55
...a mountain did it 4 him

Lawd
29 Jul 2005, 20:51
... And then exploded, destroying everything that could ever exist. Ever. No exceptions. Thus is the end of the forum story.

I'd like to see you lot get out of THIS one!

Mr.cosmico
29 Jul 2005, 21:02
...however it couldnt destroy god, who build Earth again and right after that, revived everyone, and made the forum comeback. But, in a place not far from there, a mountain...

Lawd
29 Jul 2005, 21:05
I said anything that could ever exist. No exceptions. That includes Divine Beings. To rebuild Earth God (or Slartibartfast) would have to exist.

Mr.cosmico
29 Jul 2005, 21:08
I said anything that could ever exist. No exceptions. That includes Divine Beings. To rebuild Earth God (or Slartibartfast) would have to exist.

Ok then. Let me think...

...a comet from another dimension,where the explosion didnt reached, somehow entered our dimension, and...

Lawd
29 Jul 2005, 21:09
I didn't say anything about just our dimensions. I said anything that could exist, which includes objects from other dimensions. Nyah! :p

Oh, BTW cosmico read my sig.

Mr.cosmico
29 Jul 2005, 21:33
I didn't say anything about just our dimensions. I said anything that could exist, which includes objects from other dimensions. Nyah! :p

Oh, BTW cosmico read my sig.

*ignores* *fails*

I TOLD EVERYBODY ONE THOUSAND TIMES. I AM NOT F*CKING MISTER COSMICO. I AM NOT A MISTER. IM MYSTERIOUS. IM COSMICO. STOP CALLING ME MISTER EVERYBODY!!!11onetwelveelevennumber

...

[ontopic]I need to think...Ill be back. With mountains.[/mountains] <---how did that get in there?

DARKbeaky0
29 Jul 2005, 21:39
Let's begin another one!

Worm1 is climbing up a mountain when...

Lawd
29 Jul 2005, 21:43
I TOLD EVERYBODY ONE THOUSAND TIMES. I AM NOT F*CKING MISTER COSMICO. I AM NOT A MISTER. IM MYSTERIOUS. IM COSMICO. STOP CALLING ME MISTER EVERYBODY!!!11onetwelveelevennumber
Actually, I was saying that you should look at the bit about removing signature-based curses. Such as your "I'm an idiot" thing.
And the "Mister" part was intentional. I'm a first-rate provocateur, when called upon.

double post edit

Let's begin another one!

Worm1 is climbing up a mountain when...
Everything's been destroyed, remember? Neither Worm1, nor the Mountian, nor the planet that the Mountain is on... *continues for about 1/2 hour* ... Is on could exist!

Mr.cosmico
29 Jul 2005, 22:00
Actually, I was saying that you should look at the bit about removing signature-based curses. Such as your "I'm an idiot" thing.
And the "Mister" part was intentional. I'm a first-rate provocateur, when called upon.

I know i was joking :p

AND EVERYBODY WILL CONTINUE TO BE AN IDIOT THAT CALL THEMSELVES AN IDIOT. :p

E-102 Worm
29 Jul 2005, 22:34
Let's begin another one!

Worm1 is climbing up a mountain when...
...he came across a pink pigeon (that's right, it's back) that can speak every language including...

Mr.cosmico
29 Jul 2005, 23:22
Dont continue that on! Lets think of a way to get rid of Lawds one!

IT WILL BE FUN :D

:p :rolleyes:

TheRaj
30 Jul 2005, 01:03
However, the Declaration of Wormipendence, although it didn't exist since it didn't have a brain (or a heart), found a way to kill Lawd (he was already dead, so it didn't matter, but it was still fun) and rebuild everything, including...

Drunk-worm
30 Jul 2005, 04:13
However, the Declaration of Wormipendence, although it didn't exist since it didn't have a brain (or a heart), found a way to kill Lawd (he was already dead, so it didn't matter, but it was still fun) and rebuild everything, including...

..The famous mt. mountain, and the ocean ocean

StupidWorm
30 Jul 2005, 06:49
But the ocean ocean was way too "oceanic" :rolleyes: ...

Drunk-worm
30 Jul 2005, 09:06
But the ocean ocean was way too "oceanic" :rolleyes: ...

So cosmico Bought a mountain off of E-bay

Julian
30 Jul 2005, 10:37
cut it out

...which ran back to ebay and got bought again,it did it a milion times and...

Mr.cosmico
30 Jul 2005, 12:04
What flame war???

...but then i didnt had enough money to buy Worms 4 Mayhem, so I...

Julian
30 Jul 2005, 12:52
..told a...

Cisken1
30 Jul 2005, 16:33
Mountain... :p

Julian
30 Jul 2005, 17:31
lawd, i know how to get out of your explosion,it was so strong it was confirmed as the big bang 2 which created the universe again

Mountain...:p

...2...

Lawd
30 Jul 2005, 17:52
Very good, Julian. Apart from the fact that it Annihilated everything that could EVER exist, thus preventing any Big Bang II. I am now creating a plothole to remove the exploding mountain.

twoapenny
30 Jul 2005, 20:26
but lawds plothole backfired and sucked him into a neverending story...

Shrimpdude
30 Jul 2005, 20:31
...where he lived a melon unda the sea...

double post edit

...and got a strange theme tune...

Nugget
30 Jul 2005, 20:38
... and he got a neighbour called Lattrick, who lives under a cliff rock.. and another neighbour called Squidbob. And they all live in Bikini Top :p :rolleyes:

Julian
30 Jul 2005, 22:13
...where they...

twoapenny
30 Jul 2005, 22:36
danced with mother goose... (whered she come from? :eek: )

Plasma
30 Jul 2005, 23:22
...that ate herself...

The Crill
31 Jul 2005, 01:34
...just to be thrown up again...

Drunk-worm
31 Jul 2005, 02:28
...just to be thrown up again...
And eaten again by a brick...

jerms
31 Jul 2005, 02:32
And eaten again by a brick...
and a apple...

The Crill
31 Jul 2005, 03:21
...with one leg...

Drunk-worm
31 Jul 2005, 05:42
...with one leg...

and a mountain......

Julian
31 Jul 2005, 12:53
..and got sicked up...

Scotworm
31 Jul 2005, 12:56
...along with Scotworm, SEGZ, Billy Jimbob, a montain, and the rest of the other stuf Iv'e invented in this thread. (Along with an A-SPLOSION!)...

Shrimpdude
31 Jul 2005, 13:09
...then billy the kid (he has a time machine see?) appeared and shot them all with a...

twoapenny
31 Jul 2005, 13:48
stone launcher for being near an *explosion just with an a at the beginning instead of an ex*... (didya see me get round that one! :p )

TheRaj
31 Jul 2005, 14:30
However,after 20 hours of flying in the air, the stones that were launched got bored, and decided to go back and hit twoapenny, and sent him flying off the radar toward...

Julian
31 Jul 2005, 17:32
...potatoes...

Scotworm
31 Jul 2005, 17:33
...the gwarble national park. Gwarbles are an endangered specieas of mountain which have an incredibly annoying tendency to...

Lawd
31 Jul 2005, 18:41
but lawds plothole backfired and sucked him into a neverending story...
Errm, twoap... I was CANCELLING the explosion that destroyed the Multiverse. You have doomed the entirety of creation. I hope you're happy.

TheRaj
1 Aug 2005, 06:56
...use wormholes to propel worms they don't like onto a road on the Earth's surface, where they are likely to be squashed.

(heh, that was some pun)

Drunk-worm
1 Aug 2005, 07:30
...use wormholes to propel worms they don't like onto a road on the Earth's surface, where they are likely to be squashed.

(heh, that was some pun)


So to protect them cosmico built a mountain empire TOMATO....

Julian
1 Aug 2005, 08:47
...mountain empire...

Drunk-worm
1 Aug 2005, 09:49
...mountain empire...

SPARE TYRE...

Julian
1 Aug 2005, 17:19
...4 a tiny...

E-102 Worm
1 Aug 2005, 17:46
...worm racer who was...

Julian
1 Aug 2005, 20:16
...a spare tyre...

Cisken1
1 Aug 2005, 22:19
...mountain in disguise

Drunk-worm
2 Aug 2005, 08:08
...as a toffee apple...

Julian
2 Aug 2005, 08:36
...spare tyre...

jerms
2 Aug 2005, 09:06
...that was warped out of the space time continuum!...

Plasma
2 Aug 2005, 09:13
...by eating it's own fingernails...

twoapenny
2 Aug 2005, 12:07
Errm, twoap... I was CANCELLING the explosion that destroyed the Multiverse. You have doomed the entirety of creation. I hope you're happy.
w00t!

and sucking on some moss growing in is ear...

Cisken1
2 Aug 2005, 15:13
that was called "kylemoss"



MOUNTAIN!!!! :eek:

Julian
2 Aug 2005, 17:41
...which ate its friends...

Nugget
2 Aug 2005, 18:23
...and did a suicide because he changed his mind and thought the world was too cruel...

Cisken1
2 Aug 2005, 18:32
so he ran to a mountain to suck it :eek:

Julian
2 Aug 2005, 18:32
...for his friends...

E-102 Worm
2 Aug 2005, 23:14
...and his co-workers who work at a Peanut Butter Power Plant...

Cisken1
2 Aug 2005, 23:17
destruction co. :p

Julian
3 Aug 2005, 08:07
............of...............

twoapenny
3 Aug 2005, 13:56
wonderland...

Cisken1
3 Aug 2005, 14:08
how do you make big letters?

...of...

You don't

Big bunnies!

Julian
3 Aug 2005, 18:07
Hmmmmmm....
________________________


...eating

Plasma
3 Aug 2005, 18:48
...ripe marshmellows made of butterbeer strained from the rear end of a bee hive full of radioactive sheep-eating, American blood vampires who like to eat atomic, cloudy shrimp that were created from a worm with a creepy forehead full of pink, fluffy lice that killed themselves in order to force me to end this long thread so that another guy can say:

twoapenny
3 Aug 2005, 18:58
...ripe marshmellows made of butterbeer strained from the rear end of a bee hive full of radioactive sheep-eating, American blood vampires who like to eat atomic, cloudy shrimp that were created from a worm with a creepy forehead full of pink, fluffy lice that killed themselves in order to force me to end this long thread so that another guy can say:
"cheese."......

Julian
3 Aug 2005, 19:25
...and LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...

twoapenny
4 Aug 2005, 15:05
Loads of b-b-b-b-bananas. (He had a stutter)...

Julian
4 Aug 2005, 16:45
...And he got stuffed with a spare tyre shaped mountain.

End of chapter 3

Chapter 4

Cisken1
4 Aug 2005, 21:48
is ded

Chapter 5:

Julian
5 Aug 2005, 11:19
A mountain ate a mountain

XtremeCJ
5 Aug 2005, 11:53
...and spit it out again cuz it tastes like mushrooms out of the forest of...

Cisken1
5 Aug 2005, 13:29
flafflefwierersteinensterfenstellernsteeftstek and a half...

Julian
5 Aug 2005, 15:53
...of sdhgfuighdfuighuierhgiewhguiwehg...

XtremeCJ
5 Aug 2005, 16:40
...which is not part of the EU!

Julian
5 Aug 2005, 19:00
...its part of the lord emperor of the universe at syrius 6 planet from the sun controlled by slave vader...

Cisken1
5 Aug 2005, 21:23
who is a dirty old man watching...

Drunk-worm
6 Aug 2005, 02:26
who is a dirty old man watching...

A mountain grow...

tgworm
6 Aug 2005, 16:03
called cada idri...

Julian
6 Aug 2005, 17:32
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twoapenny
6 Aug 2005, 17:46
Then thankfully someone shot julian for repeating a word over and over thus making a boring and pointless post... :p

Julian
6 Aug 2005, 17:51
...but it was a cap gun... :p

twoapenny
6 Aug 2005, 17:54
,a very powerfull cap gun which exploded with so much force that it killed both the guy who used it and julian, the guy who used it was a mountain named jim who...

guy3982894
6 Aug 2005, 18:00
,a very powerfull cap gun which exploded with so much force that it killed both the guy who used it and julian, the guy who used it was a mountain named jim who...



loves pushing boulders over mountains, he pushed 1 over and it hit.......

Lawd
6 Aug 2005, 21:14
... a Supernova bomb, which destroyed the Universe. It was a very, very small bomb. Meanwhile, in the 19745928698244656... ...45624624 Dimension, things were REALLY getting wierd...

guy3982894
7 Aug 2005, 01:19
... a Supernova bomb, which destroyed the Universe. It was a very, very small bomb. Meanwhile, in the 19745928698244656... ...45624624 Dimension, things were REALLY getting wierd...


Because someone touched a rock floating in space, the (Random number) dimension turned into a huge piece of crap.(eww :o :eek: )

Fwd. Adm.
7 Aug 2005, 01:57
...Then we all heard one big loud flush. That's the universe going down the toilet, out we're out of Drain-O. ...

Drunk-worm
7 Aug 2005, 08:12
So in a last ditch effort to save earth, cosmico blocked the drainage hole with a mountain...

Lawd
7 Aug 2005, 08:36
... which, in the (number) dimension, was actually a pretzel made of...

This should be good.

Julian
7 Aug 2005, 11:49
...his grandmothers...

RenBB
7 Aug 2005, 12:42
...overcooked chocolate cookies!...

mjallo
7 Aug 2005, 12:58
....what then turned out to be made of penguins nostril-juice, so that it back-flipped violently in psykedelic multi-spasms and made an odeur formerly known as.....

Julian
7 Aug 2005, 13:09
...........a..........(skipped:p)

guy3982894
7 Aug 2005, 16:32
....what then turned out to be made of penguins nostril-juice, so that it back-flipped violently in psykedelic multi-spasms and made an odeur formerly known as.....



Hydromcflorocarbonbsjibin029. This gas is so deadly that it melted the giant toilet with the mountain in it and created a black hole which cased.........

Julian
7 Aug 2005, 18:57
...the big flush!!...

guy3982894
7 Aug 2005, 19:27
...the big flush!!...

But the toilet got rusty because of the bad water from the big flush. Luckily, a bottle of CLR fell from an invisable shelf and opened and spilled in the toilet. However this wasn't any ordinary CLR bottle...

Julian
7 Aug 2005, 19:55
...it made the big flush-smash and exploded...

wormy99
7 Aug 2005, 20:38
the sound of the flush however made everyone need the toilet and not have enough time to go

guy3982894
7 Aug 2005, 21:43
the sound of the flush however made everyone need the toilet and not have enough time to go

Because of this, every one in the universe(s) had wet/soiled pants. ( :eek: :o EWW)

Luckily, Mr.Clean decided to start a mass pants cleaning campagin. It worked for a while, but something horrible was bound to happen...

Cisken1
7 Aug 2005, 21:45
He Got On Drugzzz Omg!!!1!1!1111!!1!1!!!one!!!1!!!!!!11mycathasrabie s!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1111!!!!!

guy3982894
7 Aug 2005, 21:50
He Got On Drugzzz Omg!!!1!1!1111!!1!1!!!one!!!1!!!!!!11mycathasrabie s!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1111!!!!!



???????????

Julian
8 Aug 2005, 12:21
He Got On Drugzzz Omg!!!1!1!1111!!1!1!!!one!!!1!!!!!!11mycathasrabie s!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1111!!!!!


...which knocked him off so well he missed visiting his pet ape, Mr.Muscle to the rescue...

jerms
8 Aug 2005, 12:27
...which knocked him off so well he missed visiting his pet ape, Mr.Muscle to the rescue...

...And his ape escaped :D ...

Julian
8 Aug 2005, 13:02
...Mr.Muscle wasnt strong enough to take the shock it escaped from an open cage by an open door by a free world,Mr Musle died...

(stinky)

guy3982894
8 Aug 2005, 17:13
...Mr.Muscle wasnt strong enough to take the shock it escaped from an open cage by an open door by a free world,Mr Musle died...

(stinky)


Meanwhile, Mr.Clean was trying to clean up the pants when a universe got created beside him. It was called Universe 473474272472348242377423423742374239243. However, it wasn't any ordinary universe..............

Mr.cosmico
8 Aug 2005, 17:49
...because this universe had MOUNTAINS!!!!111!!!ELEVENNUMBERSHELLOIMANIDIOTYES1 1...

Cisken1
8 Aug 2005, 17:51
That Were Disgused As...omg tiers!!!!

Julian
8 Aug 2005, 18:06
....spare tyres...

guy3982894
8 Aug 2005, 18:19
....spare tyres...

With nuclear missile launchers in them!!! They all fired and caused a huge explosion, witch in turn, disrupted the space time continimum. Time is now cows. And everything stops and starts and farts. EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!!! LOL Mr. Clean is now a smilie. Here he is. ( :eek: Help me!!!!)................

Cisken1
8 Aug 2005, 21:26
....spare tyres...
ah yes, curse my spelling errors

anyhoo:

AND THIS: :p IS A COW!!!

twoapenny
8 Aug 2005, 21:31
suddenly a plot hole opened up and spat out mr fitttennn from...

Lawd
8 Aug 2005, 21:51
... the "Annihilate-u-Like" company, to destroy the universe, which he did. The End. Meanwhile, in a much more sane region of creation...

guy3982894
8 Aug 2005, 23:18
... the "Annihilate-u-Like" company, to destroy the universe, which he did. The End. Meanwhile, in a much more sane region of creation...


A worm (Worm 7655 to be exact) was walking down the street. Suddenly, a gang of worms jumped out in front of him with Uzi's. Reaching for his bazooka Worm 7655 started to pull the trigger when suddenly....

Mr.cosmico
8 Aug 2005, 23:21
...a mountain appeared...

Cisken1
9 Aug 2005, 00:29
hitting dr. phil over the head with a screwdriver! :eek:

guy3982894
9 Aug 2005, 01:33
hitting dr. phil over the head with a screwdriver! :eek:

But then Worm 7655's bazooka went off, hitting the already stunned Dr. Phil in the head. OUCH!!! The explosion caused one of the worm's gang's Uzi's to start firing. The bullets went everywhere and one bullet hit a target saying "Do not hit!" on it, causing........

P.s: It also caused the mountain to crumble.

Tuke_Kid
9 Aug 2005, 02:02
But then Worm 7655's bazooka went off, hitting the already stunned Dr. Phil in the head. OUCH!!! The explosion caused one of the worm's gang's Uzi's to start firing. The bullets went everywhere and one bullet hit a target saying "Do not hit!" on it, causing........

P.s: It also caused the mountain to crumble.

cookies...

jerms
9 Aug 2005, 07:34
cookies...
...and milk (they are Oreos :rolleyes: ) ...

Julian
9 Aug 2005, 12:08
...and more cookies...

jerms
9 Aug 2005, 12:10
...and more cookies...
...and more milk :rolleyes: ...

Julian
9 Aug 2005, 15:06
...goats milk and more cookies...

Plasma
9 Aug 2005, 15:12
...but those cookies were allergic to milk so they...

Julian
9 Aug 2005, 15:21
....spewed on it and they werent allergict to spewy goats milk and they started to throw themselfs down one persons throat in particular...

Plasma
9 Aug 2005, 15:24
...their own because...

twoapenny
9 Aug 2005, 16:24
cheese was...

TheRaj
9 Aug 2005, 16:28
way too cheesy...