Big forum story.

[redcounty]

or was it? The next Tuesday, peter's mum

[Sharp]

said this was a no continued situation!!!

[collin]

then he complained abut his nuclear wedgie plant being desroyed...

[Rarsonic]

and started saving money to build a new one! ;) :D

[colt blood]

but every one died cause of the nuclear stuff so nothing to talk about the end !!!

[BuffaloKid]

But it isn't the end. For at that moment a large...

[colt blood]

big statue with the words THE END came down outa the sky so it realy ended could not go on no continue and every thing els that concludes its the end and cant go on

[BuffaloKid]

But in this we find an oxymoron of a paradox, concluding that the end can not go on, therefore any ending will instantly stop ending and start bending time into the shape of a somewhat aerodynamic donut. Ha ha, I am the greatest...

[colt blood]

noob of the world

[BuffaloKid]

said gardy looo. Well, something like that, it contained many more ones than that and the occasional roxxorz or something, but that's apprentices for you. Now I'd like some time to talk about the goody goody hoity toity namby pamby riffy raffy riff raff viltvodl daklamdepotidoisdinsoid endoscopicretrogramcolangeopancreatography exostentialismic economiflon antidisestablishmentareanism dioxyribonucleic acid spifferific raxacorycophalapatorious the second of the former yugoslavian republic of macedonia. This creature is...

[Metal Alex]

silly, but then, Alex appeared once again and said "OMG!!!1!one! I'm dying!!" and so he died... again. So then lots of frogs appeared to eat the creature, but they didn't notice...

[colt blood]

that they died to

[Sharp]

..from a massive explosion that wiped out the earth and mankind. | end

[DarthDarky]

NO! IT NEVER ENDS!

Worm3 was disturbed. He was on an asteroid, one of the fragments of the destroyed earth. What to do now? He decided to...

[Sharp]

go ask bloodsucking alians for a game of blackjack whilst having a cup of hot chocolate

[colt blood]

and to look at it was to boring so all story makes died | the end

[DarthDarky]

Suddenly, a blue dice with ten tails jumped into view and screamed "STOP MAKING THE STORY
ENDING!" He screamed so loud that...

[Sharp]

everyone turned into dust with the pressure and all died

[DarthDarky]

bah you are boring :rolleyes:

[colt blood]

sharp and me just think 5000# is great enough :P

[Furby]

Then this thing did something. Something big. Well fairly big, sort of community big but not newspaper big. However I suppose thats pretty small in the grand scale of things. Well anyway then

[Cisken1]

the whole world started to sing the crazy chicken song!

[twoapenny]

Chickens from the entire universe came to listen to the delightful clucking and squawking. But this song did upset one type of cheeeeeeeesey earth lover by the name of...

[Metal Alex]

Spam man! Tadadada dada dada... Spam man!
After the presentation, everyone turned to him, producing nim a high blood preasure and making his head blow up, into small pieces of...

[Cisken1]

KFC burger!

[Metal Alex]

Because of that, dinosaurs came back to earth, and king dopititidopitodocus III returned to his throne, which was full of termites, bones, and mice. Then, he ran into the wall shouting: "A donkey! A donkey! My kingdom for a donkey!"smashing his head to the wall, and...

[Pieboy337]

breaking his legs in all different places while...

[Metal Alex]

his hamster servants watched carefully

[Mr.cosmico]

...and then ANOTHER MOUNTAIN APPEARED!!!!

(i was missing the mountains :()

[Metal Alex]

But the hamsters ate it. Then appeared another two, this thime eaten by crocodiles.

[Gardy Looo]

The crocs exploded 'coz they were too full. Suddenly...

[Metal Alex]

42 mountains appeared!!

[Scotworm]

Along with quite alot of montains...

[Metal Alex]

But a hungry hitchiker ate them all, so he went to galaxy. :)

[BuffaloKid]

The galaxy looked up a few posts and saw the number 42. "Oh, Deep Thought" said the galaxy, which then metophalaxiated its lower wagma so as to...

[marbig]

confuse tha whole of mankind, which was a simple task due to

[Gardy Looo]

Eating salami that has been 18 years in Marbig's hair...

[Rarsonic]

and making everyone to try to participate in the "who wants to be a millionaire" contest to get TEH M1LI0N D0LLARZ!!!!1111!!1!one!

[Metal Alex]

But nobody achieved it, because somebody killed the producer, so everybody looked for other things to do, like...

[Kelster23]

absoloutly nothing, after that they

[Rarsonic]

commited suicide.

[Me!!!]

After that all sweet millions of money were gone, and the editors went mad...

[Metal Alex]

But they didn't go too far, so the editors started to run after them.

[Rarsonic]

And made a machine to revive all the worms.

[Metal Alex]

That didn't work at all...

[Furby]

untill it broke. Then it started working.When suddenly...

[Cisken1]

CISKEN popped up out of nowhere with SPLEEEEN!!!!

[DarthDarky]

but everybody ignored him so he...

[BuffaloKid]

Dissapeared into radioactivity land...

[Rarsonic]

...and died more contaminated than txernobyl

[marbig]

Which was hilarious at tha time. Meanwhile,

[Gardy Looo]

Splapp was selling "Ape **** in a packet"s...

[Rarsonic]

...when he stabbed himself another knife...

[Kelster23]

...but some how did not die...

[Metal Alex]

and thousands of dictionarys started to rain, aswell as...

[Rarsonic]

...Metal Alex managed with his rope abilities to do not get hit, but...

[E-102 Worm]

...he got hit my mutant pizzas from the planet Dough, but Metal Alex did pull through, using a humongous piece of...

[Lawd]

... Bloodied X-Files which...

NOTE: They're not bloodied X-Files tapes, but X-Files themselves. The "X" stands for "Unclassified".

My Glod, hasn't this silly thing died off yet?

[marbig]

Smelt somewhat like an overdose of

[Metal Alex]

Silver and sticky little parts of strange goo

[marbig]

Whichs brings us to our next conclusion.

[Rarsonic]

This story has to finish!

[Krazy_92]

but that will never happen....

[Cisken1]

so let's just move on the the next chapter...

[Rarsonic]

Chapter ???: Cisken's new pot.

[Me!!!]

It all started in a cloudy and dark day, when cisken found a pot covered in spleen from his fridge and started yelling...

[pinoocho]

OMFG! I FORGOT MY CIGARS IN MY HOUSE!. So, he...

[Gardy Looo]

Burst into flames and died...

[DarthDarky]

or at least he thought he died, but he didnt. He was now a living worm thinking he was dead. That was quite a problem...

[Me!!!]

So to finally get cisken to think he was alive, a mad doctor came to his house...

[DarthDarky]

but instead of making him thinking he was alive, the doc put a banana in his ear and went away...

[Furby]

because a quiet voice called to him, and he wanted a burger, which happened to be waiting for him in the direction of the voice...

[BuffaloKid]

of God. God is busy right now, so please leave a message at the tone...

[Rarsonic]

"Hi God! I want you to make me the best worm in the world!" said Cisken...

[Cisken1]

and he turned into a banana!

(teehee I love plots that involve me!)

[marbig]

but then, a mysterious worm came along and ate that banana. This worm, in fact, was not mysterious, but tha light was off. This worm just happened to be

[psyke o_0]

PSYKE ! who happend to be wearing the copse of agent luke as a hat ! just then a voice of another worm was heard as he looked over to see..

[marbig]

MARBIG! Who was there to avenge tha death he had heard about. Then he found it was Agent Luke so instead he ate

[Rarsonic]

Psyke's hair, which had a strange Ragu flavor...

[Metal Alex]

So Psyke became bald.

[Reder8]

...but no-one cared about bald people, so everyone just...

[Cisken1]

ignored psyke...

[Kelster23]

so Pyske decided to grow some more hair. After that he...

[marbig]

Got his hair eaten, again. But this worm would not stop! It's name was...

[Lawd]

... Horace Edward Timothy Fudgeworthy the Quintillyeenth Monarch of Pappadamadum...

NOTE: Pappadamadum is actually supposed to be a Kingdom.

[marbig]

but you can call him peter.

[Rarsonic]

but, nearly the System of Picking Loosely Over Pets in People was released...

[twoapenny]

it broke...

[LightWorm]

... and it was peed on by...

[tgnorman]

...a very stupid horse called...

[DarthDarky]

Floombert Freedyfrie the Third...

[Rarsonic]

Which was one of the lost sons of Darth Darky...

[DarthDarky]

[my son is a horse????? :eek: ]
...and he was searching the other lost sons. On his search he...

[Rarsonic]

[Your surname before becoming Darth Darky was Freddyfrie...]

...and found Cisken Freddyfrie...

[DarthDarky]

[oh damn just forgot that... the name came in my mind and I used it, but I didnt remember I used it for my siggy... :rolleyes: ]
... and together, they...

[Rarsonic]

...found Cisken's mother who also was one of DD's lovers...

[Reder8]

...who loved DD, obviously...

[Cisken1]

BUT A-SPLODED INTO A MOUNTAIN!!!! :eek:

[BuffaloKid]

The mountain spoke wise words to a somewhat dishevvelled chipmunk...

[Kelster23]

that had two heads...
(the chimpmunk... that mountain has about 3 heads!)

[Gardy Looo]

Then Splopp rose from the banned dead and spammed the s*** outta the two-headed chipmunk...

[Rarsonic]

...and ate some E.V.I.L pills which...

[Cisken1]

Gave Him Powerz To Killal Of Yuoo!!! With A Spoon11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!

[DarthDarky]

But the spoon was WAY too big, so he...

[Gardy Looo]

Was crushed and exiled to banned hell...

[DarthDarky]

but he called his "big great cousin who made newgrounds!!!one111!" to help him. But this cousin was in fact...

[Gardy Looo]

A homo hobo mofo whacko psycho loco boyo who eats mayo.

[Rarsonic]

and raped Splöpp

Ok, i know rape it's not funny : P

[Cisken1]

TO DEATH

In this case, it is.

[super_frea]

It was at that point everyone got attacked by a large gibbon

[psyke o_0]

from witch came a rather ****ed off psyke "ignore me and eat my hair you ****s !" *he said before going on a killing spree just him and..

[Gardy Looo]

His used diaper...

[Metal Alex]

Of Doom!!!

[collin]

Then all of a sudden a large flash of light appears and Collin appears eating a McDonalds burger and says"What did i miss?"

[psyke o_0]

"this.." *psyke said before holding up a sign reading* "gardy loo is a n00b ! ^^"

[Kelster23]

gardy loo: 'oh no! say that again and I'll...

[pinoocho]

...cut your POKING FINGER!!!!11!!

[collin]

scary music plays as psyke pokes pinochio slowly off of a cliff

[Gardy Looo]

"this.." *psyke said before holding up a sign reading* "gardy loo is a n00b ! ^^"
I hope you meant my old profile Gardy Loo.

Anyway,
Then Ignate chopped Psyke the prodding sap blob into pieces of...

[marbig]

toast, then marbig saw and felt hungry, only to realise he was forced to eat Psyke's hair earlier, because of a somewhat evil forumer who smelt infact quite like

[Gardy Looo]

A Phlovomite's butt...

[Reder8]

...which was so bad, it killed people like...

[Gardy Looo]

An angry Spatulon.

(Yes, I saw Splapp's drawing)

[marbig]

Then someone started a new sentance, and everything mysteriously changed because of

[DarthDarky]

Gilbert Gobbledon "Whoopsy" Lord Fizzlewister Count of Fungmingham, who...

[Rarsonic]

Became the president of the wormy republic so...

[Gardy Looo]

The darksiders killed him...

[psyke o_0]

then psyke came back smacking ignate and running away laughing before hitting a..

[DarthDarky]

dark lord standing around there. This lord was Darth Darky and he was not very amused by Psyke, so he decided to...

[Iguana]

...eat his brains in a fit of demonic rage...

[Rarsonic]

...and say "OMGREAT!!!!! Psyke isnt goin to poke anymor!!!1111!" but because of that...

[Kelster23]

Psyke decides to go up to people and explode, but they don't like that so they...

[Rarsonic]

...gave Darth Darky a biscuit, but he refused it because...

[collin]

...it was filled with brains.then r5-d4 started doing the chicken dance because...

[Kelster23]

r5-d4 had took some weird drug that was supposed to make worms...

[marbig]

Taste slightly more like penut butter and ham but

[Kelster23]

They ended up tasting just like peanut butter, making...

[Metal Alex]

all tables in the world to blow up

[DarthDarky]

Now this was quite a delicate situation. What to do without tables? The solution was:

[Metal Alex]

To jump all day and all evening, but not all night. Only half the average dancing time

[Rarsonic]

but everyone got tired so everyone started building new tables

[DarthDarky]

Which was in fact even more boring than dancing, so everyone...

[Rarsonic]

asked Rarsonic to materialize a lot of tables:p

[DarthDarky]

the problem was, Rarsonic needed some radioactive loo-rolls to get the energy for the table. So they chose someone to search them:

[Rarsonic]

They chose...(drum roll)...AGENT LUKE!

[Krazy_92]

but agent luke said:

IM NOT GOING TO MAKE THEM!!!!1111oeneo YOU ARENT GOING TO MAKE ME MAKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Plasma]

Then Aku arrived

[Rarsonic]

and then Rarsonic teleported to the Loo-roll mine, took some, and started making tables for everyone! The table problem is closed! And Akuriyou(or how it is spelt) made a lot of chairs :p

[DarthDarky]

But suddenly, there was another problem: Now that rarsonic had taken the last loo-rolls from the mine, there were none left for public use! The worms world was without loo-rolls! TERRIBLE! Something had to be done...

[Rarsonic]

So Darth Darky came and sold all his Loo Rolls he got on the DWE conquests and sold it for $200/mg

[Metal Alex]

being able to earn about 21453627143518528421863100000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$, but not achieving it because worms started to use newspapers instead.

[Gardy Looo]

The cause of the use of newspaper was Gardy Loo (my old profile one). He protested and everybody followed. Meanwhile...

[Rarsonic]

...Cisken was smoking the pot he found, but...

[Me!!!]

...it turned to a zombie who pointed his right hand towards the front door. "Go trough that door, mister, and buy me Xbox 360." So cisken went trough the door...

[Rarsonic]

And found LightWorm who said: "Zombies are not original", and killed the Zombie.

[E-102 Worm]

...but the Zombie was a clone, so LightWorm had to search for the REAL one which is situated near a(n)...

[Rarsonic]

...condom box(what was doing Cisken with these :rolleyes: )...

[Mr. Frink]

...that colorfully exploded...

[BuffaloKid]

Like a somewhat unequivically overextended sentence I'd rather forget...

[Rarsonic]

but then a mysterious viral epydemic disease broke out, making everyone to have a lot of skin cancers and dying of them. It killed almost everyworm, there are only the 5% of the species left. Team 17 forums are dying. Perhaps that only Rarsonic and DD are inmmune againist that disease, and may be thanks of AECA :p .

[BuffaloKid]

Of course, the best thing to do in this type of situation is to hide in ones pyjamas until it goes away, but...

[Rarsonic]

...the virus is stronger than we think...

[Kelster23]

...so it wants to take over the world, but...

[yo mama]

...it's core gets destroyed by McAffee Firewall...

[E-102 Worm]

...then the Virus exploded, or so we think. It might be...

[Rarsonic]

...that everyone is dead so the story can finish :p ...

[twoapenny]

but........

[DarthDarky]

suddenly a worm called Carlsberg appeared from nowhere and...

[Rarsonic]

...became drunk, and belched, resurrecting all worms, making the story continue...

[DarthDarky]

but without carlsberg. He had died by a exploding frog thrown by the infinty. So everyone was sad...

[E-102 Worm]

...until some worm named Maddy, came up dressed up as a chicken...

[DarthDarky]

but the problem was, he died very quick, too. He was attacked by homing pigeons who thought he was a chicken. Because there was a very hard war between pigeons and chickens...

[Rarsonic]

...and both pigeons and chickens gone extinct, so worms had no birds to eat...

[DarthDarky]

So they ate cows. But the took the wrong cows, the ones that exploded. So many poor worms exploded....

[BuffaloKid]

at 7 past two in the...

[DarthDarky]

29458295372934704775198157124750947591409432756759 6813475593451734509748754th dimension...

[Rarsonic]

afternoon, which was the time for the wormy deathmatch

[Metal Alex]

In the liver of the north pole, with a vacuum cleaner poking a barbeque, wich was about to be hit by a modem, but not a normal modem: it was a sheep speed modem, so...

[Gardy Looo]

The modem exploded...

[Reder8]

...into millions of pieces...

[Cisken1]

creating a new race of SUPERDOODLES!

[Rarsonic]

And they started messing everything with colors

[Metal Alex]

Becuse of that, Darth darky became this:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/4666/powerdarthdarky7ee.png

[Gardy Looo]

But the Anti-doodle Spraycan fixed DD up.

[Cisken1]

But all that DD said was: Bleep flaawgah blrupflegh sfe

[Rarsonic]

Because he got retarded and started to speak Shasquambaliskan:

Sräcknf âlltîïl, nòÿ arë môh, äraht yáh.

[E-102 Worm]

...which no-one understands such a strange language, maybe except a duck named Bob, who understood the language at...

[Rarsonic]

New Wormy York...

[collin]

where Collin was trapped in a giant's fridge eating it's levtovers but Collin got bored of this laife and climbed through the ice shute with a parachute wich ironically...

[Metal Alex]

was darth darky it self

[DarthDarky]

who was very surprised that he was a parachute now...

[Gardy Looo]

So the Dark Wormy Empire was ruled by Darth's big brother, Darth Apocalypse...
(see DA gallery to understand what I mean)

[DarthDarky]

but Darth Darky, the parachute, didnt accept that so he...

[Rarsonic]

torn himself to make Collin die

[wormthingy]

...wich didn't work out the way he suspected, so he tried to

[psyke o_0]

eat chicken while singing

[Gardy Looo]

But Darth Apoc had simpathy on his little bro so he sewed up DD and sold him to a skydiving company...

[Metal Alex]

owned by myself!!

[E-102 Worm]

...but his little bro had other ideas, like stealing orange cows...

[Rarsonic]

...and making with them another mad cow disease...

[Metal Alex]

So Darth Darky became a cow

[Gardy Looo]

But Darth Apoc grew fed up and sold DD to the butcher...

[Snoozy]

who was a flyyblebyyble...

[wormthingy]

.. so he started humping the butchers leg using a...

[Rarsonic]

...TELETUBBIE! :p

[E-102 Worm]

The butcher tried to fight back with a Bovine Blitz, but ran out, so had to make do with...

[Lucadia]

....A hand gun which was made out of....

[Gardy Looo]

Lucadia's eyeballs...

[Lucadia]

..Which shot out Gardy Looo's Blood and guts...

[Gardy Looo]

But Gardy managed too survive and killed Luca in the worst way possible...

[Lucadia]

But little did Gardy know, that the thing he killed was Luca's clone, So luca killed him back...

[Gardy Looo]

But Luca was too stupid to realise the so-called Gardy he killed was a rare zoo panda so Luca got whipped to death due to over bleeding...

[Reder8]

and the blood dried, so Luca was red (obviously)...

[Gardy Looo]

And everybody hated Luca and killed him with heated spears...

[Steve14]

... because all worms have red blood ...

[Reder8]

And everybody hated Luca and killed him with heated spears...
Isn't he already dead?

[Rarsonic]

Isn't he already dead?

No one dies :-P

...and everyone started donating blood to Cyclaws, because...

[Reder8]

...he is bleeding and everyone wants blood for christmas...

[Me!!!]

...so he eventually became a vampire and began terrorising christmas...

[Reder8]

but had to wait for Santa and the Evil Clowns to finish thier terrorising...

[Steve14]

... and kill Santa ...

[Reder8]

's good brother...

[E-102 Worm]

...who actually wore a green hat, since he was a prototype.

[Lucadia]

His name was Luigi....

[Steve14]

... and he came from an italian restaurant ...

[wormsfan77]

... and he came from an italian restaurant ...

...it was called "Teh Marioz Reztaurant"...

[Lucadia]

Which only sold toadstools and fried Yoshis

[Gardy Looo]

Not to mention boiled Lucadia...

[E-102 Worm]

...which was released by Bob the Duck (yep, him again), then suddenly, boiled Lucadia turned...

[Gardy Looo]

into a rotting chunk of c***...

[Lucadia]

Which disapeared and turned instead into an oozing pile of Gardy

[wormthingy]

...socks, made by lucadia who was just eating a boot of...

[Gardy Looo]

rotting monkey poo and dead candy coated koala on a flaming stick...

[Metal Alex]

Then, a slow glass suddenly appeared, and the sticks were gone...
FOREVER!!!!

[Lucadia]

Now that they are gone forever, Gardy picked up his water gun...

[E-102 Worm]

... but had to refill it with pink sludge which, strangely enough...

[wormthingy]

... but had to refill it with pink sludge which, strangely enough......and then shot it in his...
(NO! not there!;) )

[Gardy Looo]

water pail...

(you thought I would say ass, did you?)

[wormthingy]

water pail...

(you thought I would say ass, did you?)
...left eye, wich suddenly started to...

(no, ofcourse not;) )

[Steve14]

... burn and smoke ...

[wormthingy]

...until it heard a loud bang:eek: ! it was...

[wormsfan77]

...my favorite chemical, nitrous oxide,...

[Lucadia]

Which makes you giggle like little girl...

[wormsfan77]

...and farting like hell...

[E-102 Worm]

...and severe vomiting that lasts...

[Gardy Looo]

two years if you're lucky...

E-102, Are you by any chance the banned KennyTornado (aka Sonicworm)?

[wormsfan77]

...and two months and three seconds...

[wormthingy]

two years if you're lucky...

E-102, Are you by any chance the banned KennyTornado (aka Sonicworm)?
I think he is... he's av at DA says K.T. and his sigs both say [...]"da bomb"[...]
and "If you see KennyTornado in W4M WormNET, then that's me. " AND "E102 is not my real name, it's KennyTornado"

any way:

...if your pregnant of a little baby elephant with the "mouse" synderome, so gardy grabbed his...

[E-102 Worm]

two years if you're lucky...

E-102, Are you by any chance the banned KennyTornado (aka Sonicworm)?
Yes I am. My old account got hacked last November, likewise for my old MSN account.

Anyway, back to the story...

...medical kit to cure the worms that've been infected. So he went to...

[wormsfan77]

...to the chemist's and bought...