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farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 21:24
...The Kwik-E Market to buy some Buzz Cola and there he saw someone kill Kenny take his dead body to...
PS: Sorry for the crappy plot :o
Scotworm
31 Dec 2004, 21:46
...Worm1s house, who was getting rather confuzzled by everything that happened to be happening in the world right now :P...
farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 21:50
Suddenly Cartman, Kyle, and Stan jumped in the scene only to see that they had killed Kenny. "OMG! YOU KILLED KENNY!" Said Stan. "YOU *******." Kyle said. Suddenly...
Scotworm
31 Dec 2004, 22:01
...Cartman said, "Wait a sec... I can feel a pulse" HE'S ALIVE!!!" and then, with a loud "POOF!!, the magician of...
farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 22:07
...crap broke through the window and put Kenny's head into his butt and let out a big fart and Kenny was...
Martian
31 Dec 2004, 22:11
...blown into pieces. In the end, none of this could have happened since the Earth had previously blown up. All this was so confusing that the whole universe couldn't handle it, and it collapsed in on itself. Only a hamster was left in the white void of nothing. The hamster needed to get out of this void, so he decided to...
farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 22:15
...have sex with the ground to reproduce. Minutes later, Nothing was full of hamsters. The hamsters evolved into humans. And then suddenly the big bang recreated mthe world. Once....
Scotworm
31 Dec 2004, 22:31
...they had discovered water, they started to build farms, engineer and design great buildings.... twa's the beggining of the 2nd Roman empire...
farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 22:32
...Zeus was bored so he speeded up time to the present day, deleting all that Kenny-being-killed crap.
Martian
31 Dec 2004, 22:38
Everyone was now living happily, until one day a giant asteroid full of crap hit the Earth, causing a global-scale flood of crap. The Earth decided to fight the crap by...
farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 22:43
...drinking acid and peeing on the crap hoping that the crap would burn into peices. It worked but the Earth now smelled like...
Scotworm
31 Dec 2004, 22:45
...pee. "Yeah, like this hasn't happened before", they were all thinking...
Martian
31 Dec 2004, 22:48
...and then some moron blurted out, "BUT IT HAS!" They went on to beat him up for not knowing what sarcasm is. Soon people got used to the constant smell of pee, but there were still the odd one or two people who violently vomited every time they opened their front door. So all the World Leaders bought giant air fresheners. But these didn't work because the smell of the pee was too overwhelming. "This idea is crap!" said the world leaders, thinking...
farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 22:48
...about Bin Laden's breath when they made that comment. Suddenly a...
Martian
31 Dec 2004, 23:19
...flood a crap came along again, causing death and destruction and stench. Everyone was tired of the disasters that kept happening, so the rest of the Earth's population flew to the moon and built a giant oxygen bubble, that covered the whole surface of the Moon, to keep themselves alive. After millions of years of living on the Moon, human beings had evolved into half man-half elephants... with super powers! These super powers included...
farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 23:31
...the hardest things to do like Do nothing, etc. Then the oxygen bubble ran out of oxygen but the humans still lived because they were half-...
...alien. "But you can't have three halves," said the beaten-up moron once again. "You just don't learn!" said everyone as they beat the crap out of him again. But then the moron turned in the HULK and started to...
farazparsa
1 Jan 2005, 00:18
...kiss my but. After that,...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 01:57
...Worm1 remembered he had a food in the oven. When he opened the oven, he encountered a fuzzy...
farazparsa
1 Jan 2005, 02:44
...cookie monster named Fwd. Adm. whom was singing "THE COOKIE! MM!" over and over as he...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 02:48
...wondered whether or not farazparsa say Fwd. Adm.'s 'Limp Cookie' flash movie or not. Just then, a blue pardack went flying at the speed of mud, which was approximately...
...wondered whether or not farazparsa say Fwd. Adm.'s 'Limp Cookie' flash movie or not. Just then, a blue pardack went flying at the speed of mud, which was approximately...
...2CM per hour. But this didn't mean...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 03:01
...that Fwd. Adm. actually LIKED cookies, but he likes assaulting a certain 72- year old with them. After cookie monster realized that cookies make great frisbees, he went on to destroy the city of...
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farazparsa
1 Jan 2005, 03:07
...New York that also contained sesame street, the home of Fwd. Adm. and Fwd. Adm.'s....
...New York that also contained sesame street, the home of Fwd. Adm. and Fwd. Adm.'s....
...faithful pet donkey, which was sent to the gold mines each day to...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 03:17
...buy a blaster to find the lost treasure of...We interrupt your big forum to bring you this update about the cookie monster doing...
...a tree in Central Park, New York. Police are trying to stop him from doing the tree to death but all plans so far have failed. Now back to the Big Forum Story, where...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 09:25
...everyone is staring at Martian for his mentally challenged post. He replied by yelling "I hate every single..."
...everyone is staring at Martian for his mentally challenged post. He replied by yelling "I hate every single..."
"... newsflash that always seems to interupt with the important bit that happens on all the suspence building..."
...and Martian also wondered why his post was mentally challenged. But he forgot all about that when his head grew to large proportions and exploded. People came to see what had happened, but the Men In Black came along and flashed one of those flashy things in the people's eyes, causing memory loss and...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 09:39
...mentally-challenged posts. This lead cookie monster worm to switch to Oreos, making a remote island in Umkachakachingablunga spontaneously...
...mentally-challenged posts. This lead cookie monster worm to switch to Oreos, making a remote island in Umkachakachingablunga spontaneously...
...Fwd. Adm. Wanted to defeat this uncontrollable fiend, so he...
...Went to buy some accessories for the mission, but on his way he forgot what he was doing, so he went nda bought a pizza. After that, Fwd. Adm. went to Worm1's house and...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 10:00
....but Fwd. Adm. Wanted to defeat this uncontrollable fiend, so he...What the crap kind of an answer is that?! Spontaneously, explode, combust, but BUT?!
double post edit:
...arrested Pilau for mind-controlling me to go to Worm1's house. After several handings of $5 bills and many 'come on's, I finally agreed to let him out on the condition that he NEVER...
...made love to anyone again. This was a problem because...
Scotworm
1 Jan 2005, 11:50
...he couldn't make love again, (duh! :rolleyes:). Meanwhile, in Atlantis...
...Indiana Bones fell down a...
...cliff. This caused poor Mr. Bones to die after being splattered all over the rocks below. This caused the Moon to get upset, and soon the Moon commited suicide and the Earth's civilization of half man-half elephant-half alien beings to move to Saturn. Suddenly, a giant...
Eggplant, and when I say giant, I mean minority speaking. It was so big that if the earth still existed it was the size of a rotten marshmellow comparing to the size of the eggplant. Te eggplant blocked the sunlight to the whole solar system so the half-man half-elephant- half-alien People of Saturn went to the other edge of the galaxy to live happliy with the protoss...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 17:49
...until the Zerg swarm attacked. The Protoss sent scouts and carriers, but they were no match for the swarms of hydralisks. After the Zerg destroted the base and its inhabitants, they wormdered what the heck was it mentioning Starcraft in a completely different forum, let alone topic. After they had sued Pilau for three(3) dollars and nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine(999999)pennies, Mr. Bones was resurrected by...
...some magical dog poop. Then some old lady cleaned up the dog poop, therefore Mr. Bones died again. Then a Jacob's Cracker came along and danced about, causing Mr. Bones to be revived. Mr. Bones went on an adventure to find the missing Treasure of...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 20:12
...the -100 IQ clan. Attempts of communication were met by severe drooling and low-key grunts. Besides, their treasure was a half-eaten ho-ho cake, so Mr. Bones went home to his house at...
5:30pm on Friday 25th July, 2072. He lived in a giant chocolate muffin, which he bought from a Chinese midget in a pub somewhere. Suddenly, the chocolate muffin house was blown up by...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jan 2005, 20:43
...an enraged Chinese midget, who took offense to Martian's stereotypical comment on how Chinese were portrayed as midgets. Meanwhile, in the remote desert island of Oongajahy...
...which isn't actually an island, more of a made up island with a stupid name, the Chinese midget was planning to take over Saturn. A frog called Gregory decided to stop these evil plans and save Saturn. He made up a plan, which included...
Fwd. Adm.
2 Jan 2005, 05:35
...assassinating both the midget and stereotypical Martian. Martian left the midget to be forsaken by...
...Me, and, because there was no sunlight in saturn due to the giant (minority speaking) eggplant, the midget left his plans to conqure saturn and he decided to built a new earth from...
Scotworm
2 Jan 2005, 12:35
...chicken-pox. Not so far away, the earth and the Queen's 2 idiot minions were still attacking Uranus with Craem-Custards...
Preasure
2 Jan 2005, 12:42
...Jammy Dodgers and Crawfords Chocolate Digestives. Preasure ate the digestives, they being the tastiest in the world, and subsequently...
SuperBlob
2 Jan 2005, 12:44
...blew up like a Wotsit monkey. The next day, this story was sued for copyright reasons in the scrimson scramson, so I said "Bleh to that" and wondered where my ears nostril had gone...
farazparsa
2 Jan 2005, 20:23
....to. I started farting at my sister and ate her....
....to. I started farting at my sister and ate her....
...all in one whole bite! But the fun wasn't over yet. Next thing they knew...
farazparsa
2 Jan 2005, 20:42
...her sister was a ninja. She used her ninja stars and then she used Smoke Fart (instead of smoke grenade)
and she was gone. Worm1 guessed that she could be at...
...her sister was a ninja. She used her ninja stars and then she used Smoke Fart (instead of smoke grenade)
and she was gone. Worm1 guessed that she could be at...
...the pizza parlar, and upon arriving, they found they were correct!...
Apocalypse
2 Jan 2005, 21:05
She was eating a very tasty pizza and they all wanted...
Scotworm
2 Jan 2005, 21:09
...a very, very big slice indeedy. But, the chances of them getting a piece were very slim, due to the fact the 30th huge meteor that day was hurtling straight towards earth...
farazparsa
2 Jan 2005, 21:15
...So Worm2 went outside, and starting blowing at the meteorites with his mouth! Soon everyone was blowing at the...
Fwd. Adm.
2 Jan 2005, 22:19
...chunks of solidified urine. This was to no avail, as the solid urine had a special power that allowed it to...
...dance incredibly good! This confused Worm 2, which gave the solid urine time to claim human features and attack Worm 2 with his... er... fist... Worm 2 then...
...yelled: "I'm hungry!" Then he took a bazooka...
Scotworm
3 Jan 2005, 15:58
...amd ate it, BECAUSE he was hungry...
SuperBlob
3 Jan 2005, 15:59
...then exploded...
...into hundreds of pieces. Suddenly, a dog came...
SuperBlob
3 Jan 2005, 16:17
...and peed on the decaesed Worm2...
Apocalypse
3 Jan 2005, 16:50
...making worm2 a terrifiyng mummy, now...
Fwd. Adm.
4 Jan 2005, 06:31
...making him into a LIVING mummy! He immediately died because he saw a 50% off sign at the candy store, which is kind of weird because...
...Worms don't have teeth! But then...
Apocalypse
4 Jan 2005, 11:32
...all the other worms saw the sign and stormed the store, when they got out...
They realized they have no teeth, so they burned down the store and raped the sales-lady. (...)
Apocalypse
4 Jan 2005, 19:35
after that she ran away and came back with the italian mafia...
...who shouted "WHERE IS MY PIZZA! COME TO DADDY, PIAZZA!" "Ola, Papa!" said Mr. ...
...who shouted "WHERE IS MY PIZZA! COME TO DADDY, PIAZZA!" "Ola, Papa!" said Mr. ...
...Bean, the known comedian in the form of a worm. Mr Bean said (in his usual grunts) "I'm off to join my....
Fwd. Adm.
5 Jan 2005, 02:41
...daily urine sample critisization meeting. It is held at the...
...CAVE OF DOOM!! And crap that drips from the ceiling." So Mr. Bean went to this cave to find a dancing...
Llama, who was dancing very nicely, well, for a llama, anyway. Mr. Beans was just going to say: "...
...Oh, Creedledum!" when a...
dawnraid
5 Jan 2005, 08:55
...Giant ball of cheese came rolling down from...
Apocalypse
5 Jan 2005, 10:46
above, when it passed him (it missed) he saw a worm with a very ugly face, reminding him of...
...no one. At that very moment, 2000...
Apocalypse
5 Jan 2005, 16:10
...worms try to steal philby's comics, so the group decided to...
Scotworm
5 Jan 2005, 16:23
...to go to the local Jogging and Darts club...
And throw darts at scotworm, who was tied up to a...
...brick wall. They missed every shot, but fortunately and dart champion came along and got him straight in the eye with a dart. Scotworm was angry, and turned into the HULK!! He broke free from the wall and started attacking...
...brick wall. They missed every shot, but fortunately and dart champion came along and got him straight in the eye with a dart. Scotworm was angry, and turned into the HULK!! He broke free from the wall and started attacking...
...Dr.Worm. A innocent bystander was forced to...
dawnraid
5 Jan 2005, 20:15
...say "Now Scotworm, stop that behaviour right this instance!" It was...
...very lucky that Mr. I'm Not A Worm roped in and...
dawnraid
6 Jan 2005, 05:17
...said "I'm not a worm." This was lucky because when...
... Chugchugwhoopiedoo climbed up Coindrop Mountain, ...
...his leg got trapped, so he had to cut his own leg off. He also had to...
...ring his mother and father, to let them know he was...
dawnraid
6 Jan 2005, 08:20
...all right, even though he was down one leg. So back to the story, Chugchugwhoopiedoo decided...
Apocalypse
6 Jan 2005, 11:05
...to go down and take his leg to the nearest hospital to get it back on himself, but...
...they said they couldnt do it because the leg wasn't his leg, it was a...
Scotworm
6 Jan 2005, 16:31
...peice of macoronie pie. How this affected Scotworm was anyone's guess. Anyhoo, I had just turned into the incredible HULK!!,(lucky old me,) so this was my second re-incarnation as a monster. Anyway, he smahsed the wall apart, then alot of people started screaming...
Apocalypse
6 Jan 2005, 18:05
...I want him to help us with demolishing old buildings, get him on a contract! said one...
...I want him to help us with demolishing old buildings, get him on a contract! said one...
...of Dr.ImVeryEvil's spy's. So, he and his cronies started...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jan 2005, 19:15
...to twiddle their thumbs nervously. This caused a huge hippo to...
...fart the alphabet constantly until the whole world blew up. "Let's hope...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jan 2005, 19:24
...that the world didn't blow up", said one of those hippies that were so obsessed about eh earth. Just then, the ScotHulk...
...was about to become Scotworm again, but then...
dawnraid
6 Jan 2005, 20:33
...The world blew up, so you can imagine how scared he was. So, he...
Preasure
6 Jan 2005, 20:41
...stuck his head up his ass and lay on the floor shivering. Exept there was no floor so...
dawnraid
6 Jan 2005, 22:20
...He fell and fell until the alien worm on the planet he just landed on said "What up gee, hows it hangin' in yo crib?"...
But dear Scotworm did not understand the language the alien worm had just spoken, so he just built an Earth-Blow-O-Meter, to count how many times we will blow the earth again. The alien worm...
dawnraid
7 Jan 2005, 00:28
...stopped him, because...
farazparsa
7 Jan 2005, 01:57
...he was busy talking to....
dawnraid
7 Jan 2005, 08:16
...himself, reminding himself about the lessons at school about "what to do when the world explodes."...
...which was "build an explode-o-meter"...
Apocalypse
7 Jan 2005, 13:52
Suddenly, the alien built a translator and when he saw scotworm look at the meter, he said: "Feast your two earth eyeballs on this!"...
...and BAM! He blasted Scotworm off that planet staright over to the hands of the mighty protoss again :P...
Fwd. Adm.
7 Jan 2005, 20:35
...and BAM! He blasted Scotworm off that planet staright over to the hands of the mighty protoss again :P...But as the forum version of Scotworm sailed through the atmosphere of Tarsonis, he caught fire from the rate that he was falling and only a few ashes reached the ground. It was snowing on Tarsonis at the moment, and as Tassadar was trying to catch snowflakes on his tongue, the ashes landed in his mouth and he instantly puked. This caused a red button 5,000,000 miles away to...
Apocalypse
7 Jan 2005, 20:43
get pressed and Bush had Nuked Iraq...
Fwd. Adm.
7 Jan 2005, 20:49
get pressed and Bush had Nuked Iraq......'s infamous Saddam Hussein, Bush remembered that he was already captured, so then jumped off of the nearest cliff and landed on...
dawnraid
7 Jan 2005, 23:10
...Scotworm's old compost bin, full of...
Kitty Worm
7 Jan 2005, 23:38
Dynamite? :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
Kitty Worm
7 Jan 2005, 23:41
Dynamite? :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
Dynamite? :-/ :-/ :-/
Hey, whatcha doinw? No double-post! Welcome, by the way. :rolleyes:
...so the dynamite exploded, and destroyed Scotworm's house, destroying also... (poor Scotworm, we ruined his life, lol)
Apocalypse
8 Jan 2005, 13:21
...his neighbours home, and the whole street blew up, because everybody had dynamite in their bins...
War Worm
9 Jan 2005, 06:04
...but amongst the exploding neighbourhood, the compost turned into...
...but amongst the exploding neighbourhood, the compost turned into...
...a banana, which was eaten by King Kong, who happened to be...
...the conductor of The Marijuana Express...
LightWorm
9 Jan 2005, 07:39
... and former Chairman of the NATO's "how the **** are we going to kill the commies"...
Preasure
9 Jan 2005, 10:10
...with a giant cheese knife! But then Bush remembered that Communism had already fallen so...
LightWorm
9 Jan 2005, 15:00
...He decided to bomb Texas with...
Apocalypse
9 Jan 2005, 19:01
...not just apples, tocix, radioactive apples, everybody ate them and...
...Became toxic, radioactive with bizzare mutations and all that. (...)
dawnraid
10 Jan 2005, 03:54
...So now that they were all mutated, they came to attack Bush with shiney new...
LightWorm
10 Jan 2005, 07:34
... Mazda RX-8 :D :cool: ...
And when they got there they found Bush with...
Scotworm
10 Jan 2005, 16:54
...the weapon of mass distruction, who was then pounced on by Scotworms lawyer for 'ruining his life without premission' ( :rolleyes: )...
E-102 Worm
10 Jan 2005, 17:07
...and the lawyer got blasted in the head by a bazooka who was done by...
Fwd. Adm.
10 Jan 2005, 17:20
...and the lawyer got blasted in the head by a bazooka who was done by......Fwd. Adm.'s mutated Hershey bar, which was affected by the radiation around 15 posts back, therefore ressurecting Scotworm. The first thing Scotworm did was...
Apocalypse
10 Jan 2005, 17:46
...desintegrate into thin air. sorry scot, but maybe it'll be fun if you die alot...
Now that he was gone (again), all hope for Adm. Fdw is gone and the whole heighbourhood put a big bullet in their gun and shot him, next some mad worm (points in a mirror) took his minigun and shot adm into puny pieces the size of atoms...
Scotworm
10 Jan 2005, 18:05
...causing Scotworm to be ressurected for about the 2973th time today, and this time, he was furious at everyone killing him all the time, so...
...He killed himself. (...)
Scotworm
10 Jan 2005, 18:51
...Oh no he didn't!...
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez don't kill me again! =p
LightWorm
10 Jan 2005, 18:58
... Oh yes he did!...
(sorry just had to do that)
and then he bit an orange and became a form of toilet cleanser.
The end.
The begining was a very vital part of the story, where blinx was going to bunji jump off a cliff and stick a dynamite over my head when at that exact time in Africa...
E-102 Worm
10 Jan 2005, 19:30
...where he found KennyTornado, too busy polishing 'Da Bomb'. So Blinx came over and said...
Fwd. Adm.
10 Jan 2005, 19:40
Adm. Fdw. :confused:
..."Hey, my gun is jammed. Can you fixBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM...
dawnraid
11 Jan 2005, 03:02
... Scotworm suddenly appeared in front of the fire when the gun went off, and died yet again...
Blinx said: "I'm sorry", but the Kennedy guy cooldnt forgive him for trying to kill him, as so it seemed to be, so Kennedy...
dawnraid
12 Jan 2005, 02:00
...decided to eat a banana out of his pocket. Little did he know, that...
...the banana was a wormy banana, so his head flew high for 768. (...)
E-102 Worm
12 Jan 2005, 09:35
...and his head landed on the Moon. The other worms couldn't be bothered about retrieving the head so they decided to go to the arcade and played a video game called...
..."Da Bomb", where you had to...
Apocalypse
12 Jan 2005, 15:18
...find da bomb and his bomb, before it explodes.. little did they know that when it was game over, the bomd would explode in reality.. 2 minutes later it was game over and...
Preasure
12 Jan 2005, 16:46
...boom, DaBomb took out a tiny peice of skirting board and slightly bruised a rat. Whereupon the inhabitants started a riot over the hideous anticlimax.
Apocalypse
12 Jan 2005, 16:48
The riot started in Vice City and Tommy Vercetti heard about it, he took some guns (the ones with a purple ring) and went off in his Hunter Heli...
Fwd. Adm.
12 Jan 2005, 17:38
...sandwich, which really couldn't fly at all. He sat there while six helis and a tank were firin on him. He stared whistfully into space whistling "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" while...
LightWorm
12 Jan 2005, 19:46
... the evil alean Emporer Roxoru planed to...
Fwd. Adm.
12 Jan 2005, 20:32
...zap Lightworm for spelling 'alien' and 'planned'. He screwed up and shot himself, becuase of that annoying little...
Scotworm
13 Jan 2005, 17:01
...crazy-man called Scotworm, who by this time had given up the hope of ever living for more than 5 seconds. Anyway, Da Bomb suddenly went off, causing the universe to turn into a pig-ranch somewhere in Tokyo...
Fwd. Adm.
13 Jan 2005, 18:06
..., where Fwd. Adm. told Scotworm that there are no pigs farms in Tokyo, and Japan for that matter. Two seconds later, a big cheesy...
E-102 Worm
13 Jan 2005, 18:20
...some-sorta Robot, named 'General Ed', has just arrived on the Worms Planet and he said "Your world will be taken over by my henchmen and myself. You will be killed!". "Ah, shut up!" said Dimworm who was...
Fwd. Adm.
13 Jan 2005, 19:25
...surprised that there was a planet with only worms on it. One planet with worms on it is Earth, which is the only known planet with worms, so as Earth was about to be taken over...
...by me, and Scotworm (though he is not a valuable ally, because he keeps dying every 6.5 seconds)...
Fwd. Adm.
13 Jan 2005, 20:04
...due to the fact that there are STILL no pig farms in Japan. Goat #243 answered by burping the entire...
Preasure
13 Jan 2005, 20:50
...Jengajam forum. Holy cheese! yelled the greengrocer, as he dropped a watermelon...
E-102 Worm
13 Jan 2005, 23:59
...on top of his foot. The green grocer was also standing on a bandana that belonged to...
dawnraid
14 Jan 2005, 02:03
Scotworm number 14, the one that got shot. So the greengrocer decided to be a bluegrocer because Scotworms bandanna was blue...Or was it?
Made in
14 Jan 2005, 04:07
...and a bag full of nuts came from the sky...
Scotworm
14 Jan 2005, 16:40
...and out of them jumped a little man made of :) 's, who said 'Scotworm doesn't have a bandana, FOO!'...
Fwd. Adm.
14 Jan 2005, 17:29
...He was immediately stared at for 4.3845765 hours and then melted into the popsicles that made up his front yard. Meanwhile, Goat #243...
LightWorm
14 Jan 2005, 17:52
... consumed 300 packs of lard and superblobs fridge and ...
Scotworm
14 Jan 2005, 18:49
...Superblob got mad, and started shouting violent Haiku's at nearby flying Heeby-Jeebies...
E-102 Worm
14 Jan 2005, 19:10
...who were on a mission to destroy Evil Island, where Evil Worm was planning a device that'll turn all the worms into coconuts. He also has his cohorts to stop the flyers from destroying the island. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a gigantic...
Apocalypse
14 Jan 2005, 19:15
snowball fell down on him, though it was midsummer, so all the worms had to sort this out...
Fwd. Adm.
14 Jan 2005, 20:07
snowball fell down on him, though it was midsummer, so all the worms had to sort this out..., was their only lead, a pink potato. Just then, the carcass of Superblob's fridge...
LightWorm
14 Jan 2005, 20:28
transmogrified into...
Fwd. Adm.
14 Jan 2005, 20:47
...a deformed Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. It immediately got 'shomped by the...
Preasure
14 Jan 2005, 21:52
...staff of Grices Hardware and their rampant newt. The newt then went on a rampage, destroying...
E-102 Worm
15 Jan 2005, 00:20
...a truckload of Homing Pigeons and Sticky Bombs which were...
LightWorm
15 Jan 2005, 07:44
out of date by...
Scotworm
15 Jan 2005, 17:38
...the 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month, which was also the day that the...
SuperBlob
15 Jan 2005, 17:41
...pies of March went out of date and...
Scotworm
15 Jan 2005, 18:10
..."boomzacka!!"...
BrainHurts
15 Jan 2005, 18:39
..but then realised that he' was doomed...
Made in
16 Jan 2005, 01:26
...then a bag full of fish food came from the sky, and the coconuts discovered that...
E-102 Worm
16 Jan 2005, 02:22
...they were completely worm-made. The Worm Coconut Base (WCB) was found near a desert which was situated in...
Made in
16 Jan 2005, 02:25
...the "Coconut Pie Factory", which was...
dawnraid
16 Jan 2005, 04:53
located near Scotworms coconut friends, Coc, O, and Nut,
Cyclaws
16 Jan 2005, 05:00
located near Scotworms coconut friends, Coc, O, and Nut,
...who were being eaten by a giant. Meanwhile Wormy Potter was fighting Fartemort in the ultimate battle for...
Reaperz
16 Jan 2005, 05:16
.. Fartemort's 10 foot dog, which happened to love ..
dawnraid
16 Jan 2005, 05:35
(to love to?)
Wormy Potter, so Wormy had the advantage because the ten foot dog was killing Fartemort, while
Reaperz
16 Jan 2005, 06:05
.. he was eating an icecream. He started to...
LightWorm
16 Jan 2005, 07:48
get brain freze!!!
WormGod
16 Jan 2005, 09:41
...which made him say "Cherry Mistmas!" The 10 foot dog took this as an insult so he...
LightWorm
16 Jan 2005, 10:49
coverd him in...
Scotworm
16 Jan 2005, 12:58
...an industrial-sized bottle of pancake syrup...
E-102 Worm
16 Jan 2005, 13:03
...and the 10 foot dog ate him, then the dog spat him out because Fartemort had worn cheap deodorant...
WormGod
16 Jan 2005, 13:58
...made by Shadow & Light, Fartemort's enemy. Meanwhile, at Singflush'nks...
Made in
16 Jan 2005, 15:24
...the Coconut team was winning the fight between them and the Evil Peanut...
WormGod
16 Jan 2005, 18:41
...Pratchers. Suddenly, Mama I Want A Cookie...
Ooh, what a shiny Senior status!
LightWorm
16 Jan 2005, 18:56
said baby Wormgod...
Reaperz
16 Jan 2005, 23:29
... who was flying towards the sun ...
Made in
16 Jan 2005, 23:46
...when Ed Hunter burned him with a flame thrower...
Reaperz
17 Jan 2005, 00:14
... Wormy Potter laughed his pants off ...
Made in
17 Jan 2005, 00:16
...who also was burned by Ed Hunter...
Reaperz
17 Jan 2005, 00:40
... who accidentily burned himself ...
dawnraid
17 Jan 2005, 05:29
And then Scotworm got so tired of other people dying, that he killed himself using the
Made in
17 Jan 2005, 05:33
...spotlight which was situated in the spotlights desert...
Reaperz
17 Jan 2005, 06:13
... which reached tempratures of up to ...
LightWorm
17 Jan 2005, 06:23
-100 C so he
WormGod
17 Jan 2005, 06:28
...melted into an ice cube which then melted into...
Reaperz
17 Jan 2005, 06:36
.. A HUGE naked black bird ...
WormGod
17 Jan 2005, 06:53
...who started to fly to the top of Mount Digery Doo. At that moment, Auther Dent and Ford Prefect...
LightWorm
17 Jan 2005, 07:42
teleported away as they were in the wrong story, so Obi-Worm Kenobi...
dawnraid
17 Jan 2005, 09:51
pulled out his lightsabre and said, "Come, my young padiwan, you have much to learn," So then
Scotworm
17 Jan 2005, 19:13
...Scotworm thought "OMG!! I'm being carried off to some giant mountain in the sky then this crazy old guy is now saying I ave much to learn!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!" then he died (again)..
Preasure
17 Jan 2005, 20:03
...and ended up in Piehalla. And then weebl sued this story, but was stopped by the long line of people allready waiting to file lawsuits against it.
dawnraid
18 Jan 2005, 05:56
So, they all ended up sueing eachother, so half of them were rich and the other half were poor. Then,
Reaperz
18 Jan 2005, 06:19
.. the rich ones (online) bank accounts were hacked and they ended up poor and ...
dawnraid
18 Jan 2005, 06:34
just at that moment, Robin Hood came charging up the road and fired an arrow at the rich ones that were left. That didn't work, as they all had bullet-proof vests on, and the next minute Robin Hood was locked up in the Miami prison.
Reaperz
18 Jan 2005, 06:44
.. Luckily he was rescued by one of the poor ones, he was given a hhg and let loose...
Made in
18 Jan 2005, 15:01
...then a magic spoon came from the sky and coverted everyone into spoons...
Fwd. Adm.
18 Jan 2005, 17:14
...which were actually forks, turning them into sporks. As a little dog across the street got 'shomped, Scotworm's carcass...
E-102 Worm
18 Jan 2005, 20:02
...was taken to Wormlab, where Scotworm's carcas was taken. Why was it taken there? Because he wasn't a worm at all, he was actually a Wormbot threatening to...
Fwd. Adm.
18 Jan 2005, 20:03
...fuse Scotworm's carcass with the 'shomped dog. The result was...
Preasure
18 Jan 2005, 20:18
...a rare hybred of a worm and a 'shomped dog. Which promptly tried to find out what a 'shomped dog actually is.
Fwd. Adm.
18 Jan 2005, 20:26
...the 'shompScot busted through the wall and robbed a bank. It came back out with...
Apocalypse
18 Jan 2005, 21:10
...a COOKIE, he stole it from the guard... the guard nob being without a cookie, he...
Made in
18 Jan 2005, 22:15
...used a time machine to go back 2 pages ago...
War Worm
19 Jan 2005, 03:56
..When he realized it was unnecessary to warp back 2 pages, he warped ahead...
Reaperz
19 Jan 2005, 04:42
... 10 pages and fond himelf in the middle of a cookie war ...
LightWorm
19 Jan 2005, 06:14
With Fwd. Adm and...
Apocalypse
19 Jan 2005, 10:38
...Monty, who carried the great golden donkey, he used it to blast...
LightWorm
19 Jan 2005, 15:28
SuperBlob into a pile of...
SuperBlob
19 Jan 2005, 15:42
...PIE!!!...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 16:33
...BANANAS PIES :D ...
E-102 Worm
19 Jan 2005, 16:54
...which also contained toffee made from WormPie Ltd, situated near a...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 17:15
...base on the front lines of the cookie war. It was a battle between...(let this continue for at least 10 posts!)
WormGod
19 Jan 2005, 18:43
...Parpasingalogasingaloniuspalcalaman and Sjhjfdhufgagdgsdufdufdummydum...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 18:46
...Then Parpasingalogasingaloniuspalcalaman grab an cookie eater and shoot it into Sjhjfdhufgagdgsdufdufdummydum...
LightWorm
19 Jan 2005, 20:22
and so Sjhjfdhufgagdgsdufdufdummydum had to...
E-102 Worm
19 Jan 2005, 20:25
...retreat just to recover but Parpasingalogasingaloniuspalcalaman won't give Sjhjfdhufgagdgsdufdufdummydum a chance to recover...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 20:35
, so P...started to attack S...'s home base. They retaliated by firing 999,999...
Scotworm
19 Jan 2005, 20:54
...half-empty, (or was it half full?) trees launched out of a giant elastic band...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 20:57
...in the middle of the war for the Pie Factory...
SuperBlob
19 Jan 2005, 21:01
...at which point a little kitten came along, said "meow" then got its brains blasted out in many violent, yet funny, ways...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:02
...'s little dachshund. It farted and blew up a hobo's cardboard box. Hobo Bob got angry and...
Made in
19 Jan 2005, 21:03
...Spammed this forum as no-one did before...
Scotworm
19 Jan 2005, 21:06
..then he stepped in a pile of cat-brains, in which he very suddenly fell asleep...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:11
...while ThomasP banned him. Bob remembered that he didn't have a computer, and so...
SuperBlob
19 Jan 2005, 21:13
...went blahblahblah, then told Fwd. Adm. off for no immediately apparent reason, but then we all realised that he'd ignored SuperBlobs post and so...
E-102 Worm
19 Jan 2005, 21:16
...SuperBlob stopped by at KennyTornado's house, wondering if KennyTornado had any pies, so...
Fwd. Adm.
19 Jan 2005, 21:16
...read it, realized that he was supposed to ignore it, but read it anyway. This caused a rip in the time-space continuum, and this forum abruptly...
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