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Preasure
28 Apr 2005, 19:45
...and kept changing. Just us one! yelled...

Apocalypse
28 Apr 2005, 19:51
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EP_Guy
28 Apr 2005, 20:17
...And a new member came with 1000 post already...

Fwd. Adm.
28 Apr 2005, 20:33
...and bought a FISHY LASER and shot Oscar daid...

Cisken1
28 Apr 2005, 22:50
and sb got stoned to death for using a..uh THE word...

DARKbeaky0
28 Apr 2005, 23:20
Then the evil infection infected SB, Cisken1 and DARkbeaky,

Cisken1
29 Apr 2005, 00:34
but it coudn't infect cisken since he got stoned to death, on the other hand darkbeaky got flamed to hell for not ready the whole story, but later he was sent back to earth to...

Tuke_Kid
29 Apr 2005, 01:17
to say that appocolipse hasd 1,337 posts or is at this moment 1337! w00t!

Cisken1
29 Apr 2005, 17:35
to say that appocolipse hasd 1,337 posts or is at this moment 1337! w00t!

lol OMG apo! you 1337 |)|_||)3!!!!!

...and also to say the world was about to end, but that was not that important because we all had a good laugh at...

Preasure
29 Apr 2005, 19:33
...Preasures friends unusual MOLE. It's shaped like the Mona Lisa, complete with frame and velvet rope.

EP_Guy
29 Apr 2005, 19:39
... while the enimes were attacking ep, he went to nitnedo.com so they cant get him...

wormsfan77
29 Apr 2005, 19:42
but preasure fused a soft fruit of doom at nintendo.com....

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 17:00
... And blew the world up. Meanwhile, in Cute Hell, The Super Pink Cute Fluffy Bunny of Doom was finally nearing completion...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 17:02
..and after the blast in nintendo.com, mario was upset and went to team17.com...

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 17:02
...but anders339, his clone,.......

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 17:04
...was annihillated by all the plotholes and discontinuity timewarp anomales, which resulted in attention being drawn back to the Super Pink Cute Fluffy Bunny of Doom...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 17:10
When EP saw the news, he explded the whole internet...

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 17:26
...but only team17.com survives....

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 17:37
... due to the indefatigable power of Plotholes and Discontinuity Timewarp Phenomena, which then restored the entire internet and DREW EVERONE'S ATTENTION TO THE SUPER PINK CUTE FLUFFY BUNNY RABBIT OF DOOM WHICH WAS ALMOST READY TO DESTROY THE ENTIRETY OF CREATION. ...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:01
...but EP isn't dumb as he was. He let up all the darksiders in the plannet. Team17.com was doomed and had noware to go. The fruit of doom was no match. Everybody died, and then all he darksiders went

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 18:02
...to K^2, and asked him....

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:04
'so you are dead, cool' but Sel came up...

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:05
... an told K^2 to make an army to destroy the Lightsiders. Fortunately, the good ol' Plothole made them disappear, and brought the T17 forum and all the Lightsiders that were killed in it back to life. The End.

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:06
I will start the other strory!

One day, a worms world party fan was arguing beetween a w2 one..

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 18:07
End, not! everything came back to life after a non killing volcanic eruption...

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 18:07
And they build a city....

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 18:07
AGAIN! somone else posts just before me!

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 18:08
Sorry!
But that ´s not quite important. Back to the story.

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:09
mine or yours.... :confused: :confused:

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:18
... And then everything was destroyed by an Anti-Time Anomale (I won't even try to exlain this, it's too complicated). The End.

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:19
My story! NoW!

WWP fan was arguing to W2 one..

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:21
That W2 was better than WWP, then they Blew up. The End.

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 18:22
This was a quite SHORT story!!!

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:22
stop it, lawd.

Not the end. W2 fan asked said w2 was better for weapons

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 18:26
what!?!?!? that made no sense to me, but if it is what i think it is.
so then there was a pile of explosives in a pickup truck...

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:32
...that exploded. The End.

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 18:34
ok new story!
once upon a time lawd died from everyone beating him up...

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:36
... but he didn't because he didn't exist. The End.

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 18:36
Lawd, you are an idiot.

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 18:37
ur just ruining other peoples fun...

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:42
Lawd, you are an idiot.
*points to Signature*
You're the idiot, numbnuts.

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 18:43
Sorry, but you are spoiling our fun! Please don´t do that again!

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:50
Fine. New Story.
One day when worsfan was walking through the woods, he came upon a pack of wolves and was eaten by them. ...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:51
(this post was deleted by a mod)

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 18:52
but then superblob and apoc and all the lightsiders came and rescued me.....

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:54
...then EP accdently exploded apoc...

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 18:56
and digestive biscuits fell from the sky!

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:57
... and everyone said "oh, what a pity" and they went off through the forest, until they saw a strange glowing platform. ...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 18:58
'EP said 'platfrom?' and ran to it... but he exploded himself... then a darksider appered

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 18:59
... at which point Tigris appeared on the platform, killed the Darksider and said "hi...

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 19:02
..."hi, you few lightsiders.....

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 19:06
he charged EP health a hotspatal. and ep said 'were am I?'

Fwd. Adm.
30 Apr 2005, 19:07
...and hi, you psychotic polystrenomaniacs!" ...

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 19:12
AGH!!!!!!!! shouted everyone....

wormsfan77
30 Apr 2005, 19:13
...and they were so scared, that.....

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 19:18
a giant tub of custard was poured over them to...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 19:20
to trap 'em In a cage. Then they were stuck to a wall.

Fwd. Adm.
30 Apr 2005, 19:21
...Since there was no '...' after EP's post, 'wall.' was obviously an acronym for...

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 19:23
Wet Awful Light Lingerie...

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 19:32
... which wormsfan happened to be wearing at the time...

Fwd. Adm.
30 Apr 2005, 19:33
...which sent the Death Star into orbit around the Enterprise, which made absolutely no sense. ...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 19:35
..EP went out of the wall, and freed the others. 'lets get outta here! said E...

Fwd. Adm.
30 Apr 2005, 19:39
...nterprise, The Starship. It got shot down by a Tinobulain warship, and...

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 19:45
... only just managed to survive the impact on the planet it was orbiting at the time...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 19:48
..all lightsiders went to earth home, but a monster grabbed every one exept Fwd. Adm...

Fwd. Adm.
30 Apr 2005, 19:53
..., who was luckily 'President-for-the-trillisecond', meaning he had ultimate command of the USA's nuclear armament. A-sploosh. ...

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 19:56
... Gzhunk, gzhunk... gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhunk-unku-unk-unk-unk-unk VROOM! ...

Totally random, but I felt like saying it. A point if you can tell me where that sound effect is from.

Fwd. Adm.
30 Apr 2005, 19:57
... Gzhunk, gzhunk... gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhunk, gzhu, gzhunk-unku-unk-unk-unk-unk VROOM! ...

Totally random, but I felt like saying it. A point if you can tell me where that sound effect is from.Um...a Harley-Davidson motorcycle?

...and the thing that made that weird noise was obliterated by the Snotlings of...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 19:59
Grrr! Someone posted before me! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 20:09
O...kay... (freak).

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 20:17
Ep_guy!... :p

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 20:24
(this message was deleted my a mod)

Fwd. Adm.
30 Apr 2005, 20:27
STOP IT.

...the Anglo-Saxon empire of...

Lawd
30 Apr 2005, 20:27
... KILLINGNESS! ...

super_frea
30 Apr 2005, 20:39
*realises he hasn't posted here for a while*

...which was trademarked by...

twoapenny
30 Apr 2005, 20:47
Kill kill kill...

EP_Guy
30 Apr 2005, 21:08
... AND EVERYBODY DIED. The enD

LightWorm
30 Apr 2005, 21:10
... When the doctor showed up in his TARDIS...

ahh... it's good to be back!

Preasure
30 Apr 2005, 21:27
...and sat and watched Doctor Who, whom everyone is talking about tonight just because the daleks were back. And there was only one anyway. Plus I thought the lighting was rather shoddy. And another thing....

Lawd
1 May 2005, 06:59
... ORCS INVADED ENGLAND! OE NOES! But Tigris Portaled to the Great Country (this was back in Arthurian times, by the way) and Began to Hurls All kinds of Sorceries at them, Fireballs, Lightning bolts, Ice bolts, and summoning the Winds of Northrend to Annihillate the Invaders. By the time Arthur and his lot got there there was nothing left but charred and chilled corpses. ...

I didn't see Dr. Who last night. :( Ah, well, I guess I'll have to ask my sister for her tape again.

Deathwing
1 May 2005, 15:50
which reeked of puke :p

super_frea
1 May 2005, 16:23
...and month old coffee...

Deathwing
1 May 2005, 20:27
whitch then they came alive as flesh eating zombies though you had a lightsaber...

Preasure
2 May 2005, 08:55
...bayonet for your laser Kalashnikov of DOOM. And then the Jedi Squirrels...

twoapenny
2 May 2005, 09:43
leaped onto funny hover nut things...

super_frea
2 May 2005, 09:50
...and destroyed all major landmarks around the world..

twoapenny
2 May 2005, 09:55
everyone got cross...

WormGod
2 May 2005, 10:21
...and crossed till they were cross again. Now...

twoapenny
2 May 2005, 10:24
when this happens...

jerms
2 May 2005, 11:20
...everyone is cross at them being cross at being cross...

twoapenny
2 May 2005, 11:26
at being...

jerms
2 May 2005, 11:28
...cross at being cross...

twoapenny
2 May 2005, 11:30
at being cross with this loop...

jerms
2 May 2005, 11:37
of being cross...


hey 2ap 404 posts lol

PS ive you dont get the joke you are thick

ERROR 404
twoapenny has entered the forum

twoapenny
2 May 2005, 11:54
so it ended abruptly...

Fwd. Adm.
2 May 2005, 17:33
...with the rambuctious protagonist of the Sherlock Holmes series a-sploding and...

Tuke_Kid
2 May 2005, 20:33
leading to the fans being cross about...

pinoocho
2 May 2005, 20:44
... something that was awesomly...

super_frea
2 May 2005, 21:50
...cool that made everyone cross because...

Tuke_Kid
2 May 2005, 22:02
My new avater is the bomb

pinoocho
3 May 2005, 01:19
And tuke kid was so proud from his avatar that...

dansworms
3 May 2005, 01:25
...That Danworm went insane trying to run away from the imp...

Tuke_Kid
3 May 2005, 02:00
Cuse it was just too cool for him to look at
(AK IS THE BEST)

jerms
3 May 2005, 09:14
...but the a WHOLE cohort of cyborgs destroyed tuke_kid...

Cisken1
3 May 2005, 09:22
And Fwd. Adm. was stoned to death for using a-splode, and so was Cisken for just using it...

Tuke_Kid
3 May 2005, 12:42
But the coolness of my avater brought me and cisken back to life

Cisken1
3 May 2005, 12:48
and cisken went all "OMG OMG OMG, I GOT RESURECTED, I SAW A WHITE TUNNEL!!!" and slapped Tuke in the face for no reason untill...

Lawd
3 May 2005, 16:46
... he blew up. The End.

NEW STORY

Once upon a time, The Guardian of Forever...

Note: It's just The Guardian of Forever. Not The Guardian of Forever Pinkness or anything like that.

SuperBlob
3 May 2005, 16:53
...Pinkness...
*hides* Sorry, I couldn't resist :p

Lawd
3 May 2005, 17:05
... made SuperBlob explode. The End.

REWIND

The Guardian of Forever...

SuperBlob
3 May 2005, 17:13
...Pinkness...
*runs to bomb shelter*

twoapenny
3 May 2005, 17:23
was very pink...
*runs and knocks on superblob's bomb shelter door to see if there was anymore space in there*

Fwd. Adm.
3 May 2005, 17:24
*bomb explodes inside shelter*

FAST FORWARD...

...and THAT'S how Fwd took over the world by training ninja gerbils...

twoapenny
3 May 2005, 17:53
REWIND... fwd. adm. went into a coma and had a beautiful dream... :p

EP_Guy
3 May 2005, 18:33
FAST FORWARD

The end. :lol:

Fwd. Adm.
3 May 2005, 18:42
Welcome, Terragame.

...Once upon a time there was a little ducky poo named JAMAWL who was drinking some Snapple. ...

yappydog
3 May 2005, 19:09
... a drink that tasted almost, but not quite, completely unlike apples...

Fwd. Adm.
3 May 2005, 19:15
, and he proceeded to eat a bucket of prosthetic limbs.

..., so he took an orange and chucked it at...

yappydog
3 May 2005, 19:24
...EP_Guy, who had been getting on everyone's nerves and had vanished in a puff of Terragame...

Fwd. Adm.
3 May 2005, 19:43
..., 's deformed...

yappydog
3 May 2005, 19:52
...nose, and hit EP_Guy on the...

Fwd. Adm.
3 May 2005, 19:54
...Fzort. The Fzort is a major organ that...

Preasure
3 May 2005, 20:27
...recycles the oil in a salmons bile duct into petrol. Essensial ammong the salmon-eating, petrol-excreting F.I.G.S. of western Uzbekistan.

Fwd. Adm.
3 May 2005, 20:29
...This, of course, happened during the 80's, when the Russian Commusnist regime was in full swing. ...

Please read my sig...

Tuke_Kid
3 May 2005, 21:41
dancing...

EP_Guy
3 May 2005, 21:49
oy! I AM NOT Terragame! :mad: :mad: honest :mad: :mad:

Tuke_Kid
3 May 2005, 22:28
where did that come into play? noone said you were

pinoocho
4 May 2005, 01:43
Offtopic: Plz, they did only a joke. Calm down.
Ontopic: . But they dont knowed that an incredibly horrible...

E-102 Worm
4 May 2005, 01:50
...pink pigeon, who keeps on crashing into objects until...

Focus
4 May 2005, 05:25
..it made a dive trough the air...

Lawd
4 May 2005, 07:33
... and died in a plothole. The End.

GAULORSH!
POW BLAM KABOOM! ...

... a drink that tasted almost, but not quite, completely unlike apples...
Blatantly Hitchiker's Guide.

Cisken1
4 May 2005, 07:35
said the guy with the 5 nipples in his poohouse of death...

Tuke_Kid
4 May 2005, 12:58
until i exclaimew WTF?

Fwd. Adm.
4 May 2005, 17:22
oy! I AM NOT Terragame! :mad: :mad: honest :mad: :mad:Wrong thread, and until I see proof, then I can only assume that you are. PM me if you still want to continue this argument, or have some sense and end it now.

...and chug 14 cans of motor fluid. ...

tgworm
4 May 2005, 18:11
...after this he rang up his mum...

wormsfan77
4 May 2005, 18:13
and said:"You´re....

tgworm
4 May 2005, 18:19
...a great big...

wormsfan77
4 May 2005, 18:21
dirty worm, so....

tgworm
4 May 2005, 18:25
...I would now like to say...

Fwd. Adm.
4 May 2005, 18:46
...that sleds make a great alternative to thermonuclear weapons. ...

tgworm
4 May 2005, 18:48
...And that orange juice is actually worm poo...

Fwd. Adm.
4 May 2005, 19:00
...and that TG should right-click Fwd's avatar and use it for himself before Fwd changes it...

Cisken1
4 May 2005, 19:40
into a steaming pile of bones...

yappydog
4 May 2005, 19:43
..., the last remains of an ancient society of...

Fwd. Adm.
4 May 2005, 20:04
...BSDFADFGF's, which stood for...

twoapenny
4 May 2005, 20:05
zinconia...

Tuke_Kid
5 May 2005, 00:02
And Saying Wtf?

twoapenny
5 May 2005, 17:48
so then tuke_kid skipped down to the corner shop in a very gay fashion...

EP_Guy
5 May 2005, 19:15
...And Died THE END

bonz
5 May 2005, 19:24
...And Died THE ENDOF THE VALLEY OF WORMS" was what the sign of this amazingly huge valley's dead end read, when johnny g., grand-grand-son of boggy b. reached it...

(hehehe! :D)

Fwd. Adm.
5 May 2005, 19:24
...OF THE VALLEY OF WORMS" was what the sign of this amazingly huge valley's dead end read, when johnny g., grand-grand-son of boggy b. reached it...Niiiice.

...he encountered a big, yellow...

bonz
5 May 2005, 19:29
...slimeball with a piece of torn paper next to it reading "EP_G".
johnny g. said to himself "well, i can't read the rest of the note, so fúck it!" and blasted it away with a well aimed shot of his bazooka, resulting in a health point loss of 44 (!).
johnny g. turned around an started to squirm back out of the long, looooong valley of worms...

Fwd. Adm.
5 May 2005, 20:21
...slimeball with a piece of torn paper next to it reading "EP_G".
johnny g. said to himself "well, i can't read the rest of the note, so fúck it!" and blasted it away with a well aimed shot of his bazooka, resulting in a health point loss of 44 (!).
johnny g. turned around an started to squirm back out of the long, looooong valley of worms......where he met an old Salvation Army man, who was twitching in pain. He later exploded in a plume of...

Preasure
5 May 2005, 20:23
...ostrich feathers and turkish delight.

super_frea
5 May 2005, 21:10
...Causing a mass irruption of leeks and beetroot...

Tuke_Kid
5 May 2005, 21:21
volcanos....

tgworm
5 May 2005, 21:36
...are tall mystifal mountains which eat avacadoes...

Tuke_Kid
5 May 2005, 22:42
annd pants

w00t #300!

Cisken1
6 May 2005, 07:20
in the middle of a gay strip party... :eek:

tgworm
6 May 2005, 17:04
..there lived a little hamster stripper named Jack...

Cisken1
6 May 2005, 17:35
the hamster stripper, who has an ulhealty glue sniffing habit because he...

Fwd. Adm.
6 May 2005, 17:36
...spoke like a robot *beep*....

bonz
6 May 2005, 18:34
...took a nose of glue and said: "beep!", when suddenly...

tgworm
6 May 2005, 18:51
...a ball of fluff went up his nose and ate all his bogies...

Preasure
6 May 2005, 19:30
...before crapping them out as angry skunks. But the Vics Vaporub clearared that right up, so...

super_frea
6 May 2005, 19:38
...He desided to go sky diving in...

Focus
6 May 2005, 19:42
..and so he left to the airport, but suddenly..

wormsfan77
6 May 2005, 19:43
the plane started, and this was his last chance to....

super_frea
6 May 2005, 19:43
...be killed by a low flying umbrella...

Tuke_Kid
6 May 2005, 20:34
before i shot...

super_frea
6 May 2005, 20:38
before i shot...
a cucumber

(sorry I'm being random today)

Fwd. Adm.
6 May 2005, 20:38
...that was actually remote controlled by Cory the Idiot-man...

Tuke_Kid
6 May 2005, 20:47
who was hit by the blowthrough shotgun shots from...

Preasure
6 May 2005, 20:50
...the Squirrel of DOOM and his uber-whale shotgun attachment and fig grenades.

EDIT: This is post 1108. I joined the forum on the 11/08. Neat, eh?

super_frea
6 May 2005, 20:50
...and an evil mass murdering hedgehog named...

bonz
6 May 2005, 21:35
...cinoS...

:D

wormsfan77
6 May 2005, 21:38
...called a giant banana.....

EP_Guy
6 May 2005, 21:53
...to do some...

wormsfan77
6 May 2005, 21:54
...mayhem on the roads...

Tuke_Kid
6 May 2005, 22:58
[QUOTE=Preasure]...the Squirrel of DOOM and his uber-whale shotgun attachment and fig grenades.

after Preasure said DooM (DooM ha..)

pinoocho
7 May 2005, 00:04
...mayhem on the roads...
So tha giant banana started to do magic tricks on the road.

Tuke_Kid
7 May 2005, 00:44
So tha giant banana started to do magic tricks on the road.
after Preasure said DooM (DooM ha..)

MadMonkai
7 May 2005, 01:19
and the evil squirrel with a monobrow for no reason said fear my polo of doom and pulled out a super bannana

twoapenny
7 May 2005, 07:45
and threw it down a toilet...

tgworm
7 May 2005, 08:16
...so the toilet said thanks Brad...

twoapenny
7 May 2005, 08:19
and regurgetated all over the floor...

tgworm
7 May 2005, 08:48
...THE END. One day a grass leaf called jim got trodden on...

twoapenny
7 May 2005, 08:55
not the end!
the floor was very very wet, so when a worm came along...

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 09:00
...he falled down and.....

tgworm
7 May 2005, 09:01
not the end!
the floor was very very wet, so when a worm came along...
waaaaaaa? I announced the end anyway
...Jim often ate ants...

twoapenny
7 May 2005, 10:30
yeh but sometimes people want to carry on with the story... i tried to end a story once, but noone let me because they wanted to carry on...

double post edit

...he falled down and.....
got his face splatted on the floor. the almighty god worm guy said...

super_frea
7 May 2005, 10:33
...''You shall not pass.''...

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 10:41
..but the worm cried and did all...

twoapenny
7 May 2005, 10:41
he could to say "i cant anyway my face has been splatted on the ground!"...

tgworm
7 May 2005, 10:57
...and i have 3 legs...

twoapenny
7 May 2005, 11:04
said a spider...

tgworm
7 May 2005, 11:09
...with 3 legs...

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 11:11
...and two blue heads..

Focus
7 May 2005, 11:15
...he barely can...

tgworm
7 May 2005, 11:18
...suck tomatoes anymore unlike the good old days of...

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 11:29
worms directors cut for Amiga (Now for 0.01€! Purchase now!)...

tgworm
7 May 2005, 11:31
or don't and be much better off...

Trodo
7 May 2005, 11:55
...and then came along a man eating duck...

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 11:56
....and said:"I love duck!....

Trodo
7 May 2005, 11:58
...then he stated roasting the duck...

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 12:01
on a hot dog....

Tuke_Kid
7 May 2005, 12:42
made of poo

super_frea
7 May 2005, 15:15
and a large pink gorilla

tgworm
7 May 2005, 16:48
...ate the blue lion...

Trodo
7 May 2005, 16:55
which pooed out a army of ants

tgworm
7 May 2005, 16:56
...and they all ate him...
p.s. trodo check ure Private messages!!

Focus
7 May 2005, 17:36
..because they was bored. And..

super_frea
7 May 2005, 17:37
.....a metamorphisis man came and.......

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 17:38
ate bombs....

Focus
7 May 2005, 17:39
..what caused a huge..

super_frea
7 May 2005, 17:39
...cabbage............

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 17:40
....bombing raid....

super_frea
7 May 2005, 17:41
...to start dancing...

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 17:45
around huge buildings, called....

super_frea
7 May 2005, 17:46
noahs arks

wormsfan77
7 May 2005, 17:47
...and citadels from oriental theme...

tgworm
7 May 2005, 17:56
.....cowboys came and knocked these down with......

super_frea
7 May 2005, 17:57
...a chocolate bar the size of las vagas...

tgworm
7 May 2005, 17:58
.....so the ants ate that.......

Apocalypse
7 May 2005, 20:45
...and died, asking themselves one last question: "WHY THE HELL HAS NOBODY EVEN TRIED TO TRANSLATE MY LEET POST???!!!"

anyway, wassup guys?

Tuke_Kid
7 May 2005, 20:46
you were at 1337 posts making you 1337! now you are not. fool.

Preasure
7 May 2005, 20:54
FOOL! Cried the rabbits, as Joeage poked the sleeping Darkside Owl.

Fwd. Adm.
7 May 2005, 21:07
...The Owl, who was chucking rat regurgitions left and right, was disturbed by the poke. Therefore, it...

Apocalypse
7 May 2005, 21:20
...it shouted that it had been 1337 for a whole week and had enough of it, so he posted again, making him 1339 wich is..

Fwd. Adm.
7 May 2005, 21:22
Where were you, Apoc?

...'leeg', or something. Leeg was obviously an Indo-Dravidian term for...

Preasure
7 May 2005, 21:25
...leeg, or e-league. Like leet, but more 1337. t00w! denwp! r0x0r?

Fwd. Adm.
7 May 2005, 21:28
... ...yeah. Now shata'pa you face' yelled...

tgworm
8 May 2005, 09:20
...get off my turf you cheeky little mongrels!!!...

twoapenny
8 May 2005, 09:41
Tg that makes no sense after fwd's post...
... ...yeah. Now shata'pa you face' yelled...
mr fringeringalopadopatiggerwiggersmoochientingalikei toiununcle...

tgworm
8 May 2005, 09:45
Tg that makes no sense after fwd's post....
yes it does!?! :rolleyes:
mr fringeringalopadopatiggerwiggersmoochientingalikei toiununcle...
does this?!? :rolleyes:

twoapenny
8 May 2005, 09:49
look at this...
...yeah. Now shata'pa you face' yelled get off my turf you cheeky little mongrels!!

now look at this...
Now shata'pa you face' yelled mr fringeringalopadopatiggerwiggersmoochientingalikei toiununcle...

tgworm
8 May 2005, 09:55
it's fine!!!

twoapenny
8 May 2005, 10:07
oh! i see ehat you mean! Now shata'pa you face' is not a name, that is what he is saying! :rolleyes:

tgworm
8 May 2005, 10:10
oh! i see ehat you mean! Now shata'pa you face' is not a name, that is what he is saying! :rolleyes:
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh thanks 4 clearing that up!! okay
...who had never seen a duck...

twoapenny
8 May 2005, 10:11
and so was shot down by the "see a duck or die" patrol...

tgworm
8 May 2005, 10:12
....so at mrfringer......'s funeral a green man yelled....

super_frea
8 May 2005, 12:25
''Prepare to eat bacon you slimey toad''...

Apocalypse
8 May 2005, 14:33
...while sitting behind a fire, in qwich he baked bacon for the toad...

Focus
8 May 2005, 14:57
..and he suddenly started to..

super_frea
8 May 2005, 17:45
...sneeze at random intervals...

Preasure
8 May 2005, 18:08
...until his nose broke open, revealing a perfect replica of the Starship Enterprise made completely out of squirrell intestines.

super_frea
8 May 2005, 18:11
...At this point a purple hamster, with a belly the size of a very big peanut, came down from planet 'Lardy fats' exclaiming...

tgworm
8 May 2005, 19:35
...peanuts, chocolate coated raisins, raisins is a good mix...

super_frea
8 May 2005, 20:56
...Whilst being stabbed by a Sharp tea mug...

wormsfan77
8 May 2005, 21:00
that smelled very, very....