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and he did so with dignity...
Cisken1
29 Aug 2005, 17:34
time to spent with his 1337-friends
twoapenny
30 Aug 2005, 13:23
and cheese...
...not to mention that sock he had growing out of his forehead.
super_frea
30 Aug 2005, 14:05
...that looked bizarrely like grated hippo nose..
Cisken1
30 Aug 2005, 15:35
with snot dripping from it
Because it was allergic to SF's new av.
time to spent (its a 'd') with his 1337-friends
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...And now u cant see it cos of snot on the screen...
twoapenny
30 Aug 2005, 20:11
But.........
super_frea
30 Aug 2005, 21:00
...my awsome new av killed everyone...
...except everyone excluding cisken...
erm i d'no
31 Aug 2005, 08:51
who knows that u know that he knows
WormGod
31 Aug 2005, 09:12
..that I knew everyone knew this whole 'you know' thing knew it was...
erm i d'no
31 Aug 2005, 09:54
completely pointless
...you know, pointless...
erm i d'no
31 Aug 2005, 09:58
that we shud say anything more about knowing stuff
...you know, thats a great idea, you know...
:rolleyes:
erm i d'no
31 Aug 2005, 09:59
i know nothin
...you know... nothing...
erm i d'no
31 Aug 2005, 10:40
about anythin
WormGod
31 Aug 2005, 10:41
...or nothing or everything or DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN NEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!...
erm i d'no
31 Aug 2005, 11:04
because he was an idiot
Cisken1
31 Aug 2005, 11:34
You know...Idiot
erm i d'no
31 Aug 2005, 11:35
arrrrrrrr the whole world gone mad mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
super_frea
31 Aug 2005, 12:04
...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahaha, oh I'm too old for this...
erm i d'no
31 Aug 2005, 12:05
wat the...whos that fat guy fallin from a plane?
wat the...whos that fat guy fallin from a plane?
It must be...the fatkin who got stuck on the toilet! And now he has returned as "Fatman" to destroy the whole world and it's pointless posts on forums! Someone must save us...someone who's name was...
WormGod
31 Aug 2005, 13:03
...astron...
twoapenny
31 Aug 2005, 13:16
cheese....
...ey guy who had weapons like....
super_frea
31 Aug 2005, 13:27
...talking meat cleavers...
twoapenny
31 Aug 2005, 13:50
and.........
WormGod
31 Aug 2005, 15:08
...I POOPED! In further news...
...which could wreck a death star in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000 milion shots and he also had....
guy3982894
31 Aug 2005, 16:55
...which could wreck a death star in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000 milion shots and he also had....
a fu***** s*** rifle that kills everyone.
...of the mosqitoes the world is hapier (not bats)...
Cisken1
31 Aug 2005, 21:00
with the ghost of spleen on his neck
Tuke_Kid
31 Aug 2005, 23:58
lace, which was spitting...
...some obnoxious acid...
super_frea
1 Sep 2005, 11:15
...smelt bizarrely like tuna and coffee breath...
...that was ate and drank by a...
...that ate...
(how is it a cup of biscuits... isn't it meant to be a bowl)
super_frea
1 Sep 2005, 11:19
...the cowering toilet men...
...that drank discusting feces liquor...
made from the necklace...
...and Mr. Berrywinkle...
lets make some more sence
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...Who was in love with his sister...
..and they lived happily ever after. On a much darker note...
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Why should we? It would just make this thread worse.
erm i d'no
1 Sep 2005, 13:55
u shud evacuate the earth its about to b destroyed by a sheep
..and they lived happily ever after. On a much darker note...
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Why should we? It would just make this thread worse.
i mean not say toilet mens thingy belonging to the toilet men a stuff like that
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u shud evacuate the earth its about to b destroyed by a sheep
... that belongs to...
...another sheep...
____________
But I've just done it now. See, it's completely harmless.
...another sheep...
____________
But I've just done it now. See, it's completely harmless.
this one is
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..that loved buffalo of lies pie!!...
...Um yeah. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEchrkEEEEcrkEEEuhEEEEwe, uhEEEvingEEEEEE...
twoapenny
1 Sep 2005, 19:12
Cheese!...
... ... Ahem. Mighty BOOSH!!...
erm i d'no
1 Sep 2005, 20:10
which then blew up and the world ended
...along with this story. JOKE!!!!1!!!!!1!1!1...
111...This joke was so offending to the great and allmighty spleen up on the mountain disguised as a spare tyre that it...
...caused Mount Noob to explode, sending Teh Mighty Sauceror with its...
erm i d'no
2 Sep 2005, 08:34
staff of incredible wisdom into
twoapenny
2 Sep 2005, 09:49
Oblivion i.e....
...a giant black hole which was feared by...
twoapenny
2 Sep 2005, 09:58
no one....
and the great lord A.K.A...
twoapenny
2 Sep 2005, 10:04
cisken's spleen...
A.A.K.A the Mad Spleen of...
just worms
2 Sep 2005, 10:29
A.A.K.A the Mad Spleen of... stone donkeys :D :D
erm i d'no
2 Sep 2005, 11:39
of nuclear power
twoapenny
2 Sep 2005, 11:46
and solar power...
...and every-other-power. Some mad cow donkeys were heading straight for them though...
...tiny telescope tunnels and on the way...
(oops, its Though, not through)
...tiny telescope tunnels and on the way...
...one of them pooped a giant mushroom...
which smells like rotting...
...toasted in garlic and...
which was smuggled from a far away island by...
...and his band of Celebrity Pirates, who are from...
...Buckarooinghamshire...
...except the austrailian Englishman called...
...Billy-Joe Bumpkin from the Land of Pie...
...-ella and other spainish food
...So anyway, they walking on the boulevarde of broken dreams...
And thay fall asleep, not waking up until september ends..
...and school starts! YIKES!!...
..and they regret their nap.
...So off they go to French class...
or spanish or german or...
...English, and learn a new word; Skadlfrendudeyoperaster. The...
twoapenny
2 Sep 2005, 14:59
meaning was unknown...
to even wormgod, who made it up, so he made up that it meant...
twoapenny
2 Sep 2005, 15:20
cheese....
cooked for 10hours in a(n)
twoapenny
2 Sep 2005, 15:31
Hippo......
in a mud puddle, in the middle of KingKONGKINGKONGLand...
in a mud puddle, in the middle of KingKONGKINGKONGLand...
...found out that his tail was big enough to...
To destroy the Sprilt factory!
To destroy the Sprilt factory!
...So the hippo destroyed the factory to the ground and started to...
...fly when she drank Cap'n Chaos's pack of Red Bull...
But Reder stole the redbull...
guy3982894
2 Sep 2005, 19:03
But Reder stole the redbull...
and became a worm with low gravity, fast walk and better weapons. :rolleyes:
...one day though, he flew to close to the...
...HuntaKilla... (come to think of it, any distance is too close to HK)
Drunk-worm
3 Sep 2005, 01:41
And died in a horrible explosion of
CHICKEN WINGS...
twoapenny
3 Sep 2005, 10:32
covered in...
...potatoes & pub squash...
...made from the finest oil peanuts...
Drunk-worm
4 Sep 2005, 07:14
Dipped in spleen sauce with some mountain seasoning
all washed down with a bucket of zombie sweat
all washed down with a bucket of zombie sweat
...and brains of the dead...to a horrible big black hole, and then...
me spleen went all black!
Then, when no-one was looking, 6 potatoes rained from the heavens! It's potatogeddon!
To the chippy! Only them can make proper pottatogedon stew....
but then suddenly, the potatogeddon stopped, en the world imploded.
Now there we were with an imploded world, so the moon got ****ed off and said:
...and fell asleep or 10 years (space years its 1000 times more
...then the universum imploded and a new world was made with very high technology! The worms were back...
to "normal" but thely looked red, and all shouted:
guy3982894
6 Sep 2005, 22:57
to "normal" but thely looked red, and all shouted:
BLAH BLAH BLAH!! FLARP! every 2 seconds.
..which annoyed toilet duck....
...so he SHAT on a BISCUIT.
And went to the toilet...
to flush the biscuit of F'TAAAANGGGG!!!!
Jerms i seen that pic before, what site is it :confused:
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And it went down to the sewers where it met...
...the turd of doom...
What, My avvie?
...who was called... Tony Harrison.
So they could sing songs togheter like "Sub Standard Pirate"
But then, out of nowhere, came an inexplicably bizarre, horrendous looking thing that looked absolutely evil. "OMG!" tony said, "it's a..."
Doctor!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*uche uche*OOOOOOOOO!
it'd come to give me an anal probe!!!
"This is an Outrage!" Tony screamed
twoapenny
9 Sep 2005, 17:32
as the doctor started to get out a wedge of cheese...
and stuck it up poor timmy's...
and stuck it up poor timmy's...
A**, where it a-ploded and poor timmy started shouting...
(Edit: How painful this will be... :p )
"Lets do that again!"
:rolleyes:
"Lets do that again!"
:rolleyes:
...And so the doctor did it again and again, until timmy decided to flee, but doctor used ninja rope to stop timmy by placing two explosive dungs in front of him...and what did timmy do...
Ertygil
10 Sep 2005, 07:45
he grabbed a sheep and threw it to the doctor :p . the sheep got up the doctor but didn't explode. so it started eating the doctor!....
who said againagain!!!....
erm i d'no
10 Sep 2005, 15:14
then the sheep found a cape and flew away
BuffaloKid
10 Sep 2005, 15:15
To have a cup of tea with...
To have a cup of tea with...
Me!!! and my cat... :p
(actually it's not mine, it's my family's)
twoapenny
10 Sep 2005, 20:46
oh and that random hobo who walked in off the street...
BuffaloKid
10 Sep 2005, 21:07
Who became a hobo after an old woman stole all his weapons/money...
twoapenny
10 Sep 2005, 21:15
and a little bit of his hat...
BuffaloKid
10 Sep 2005, 21:18
Which he had bought from the item shop just that morning...
twoapenny
10 Sep 2005, 21:20
while pondering on how to...
BuffaloKid
10 Sep 2005, 21:22
Add fire to a large brick...
Krazy_92
10 Sep 2005, 22:22
but then suddenly...
...an old woman named Patsy...
Cisken1
10 Sep 2005, 23:43
created a song called:
"The Outlandish Adventures of Thomas F. Titbox"
Cisken1
11 Sep 2005, 00:47
"The Outlandish Adventures of Thomas F. Titbox"
and co. BUT THEN OMG! The following errors occurred when this message was submitted:
The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.
Upon reading this, Cisken proceeded to SWEAR his TITS off.
Then, SILENCE Cisken contemplates... What tits?
But upon glancing at some soil on the floor, he noticed his humongous, pendulous man-breasts. "AUUGH!"
Crossfire
11 Sep 2005, 05:26
Both the breasts turned into RPCs(Rocket Propelled Chickens) which suddenly decided to jetpack around a question into an old woman, who exploded causing the 129.7th Ice Age and creating....
BuffaloKid
11 Sep 2005, 06:41
An army of sub-celestial hyper mouses who...
An army of sub-celestial hyper mouses who...
..drinked pee and blood...
Crossfire
11 Sep 2005, 09:06
out of a buffalo.
twoapenny
11 Sep 2005, 11:35
cisken was a bit CHEESED off... :rolleyes:
Cisken1
11 Sep 2005, 13:30
so he went to the arcade to play "Shoot the donkey"
twoapenny
11 Sep 2005, 16:44
and lost...
... all his money on the game and went bankrupt and started living on the street ...
Ertygil
11 Sep 2005, 17:58
There he was helped by the sally army...
Cisken1
11 Sep 2005, 22:45
so he huged him and then A-SLPODED INTO A MOUTAIN DISGUISED AS A SPARE TYREè!!!!!!èè§!è!è!èè§!(§"!'èàç"é!(èàéè
YEHYENYENFLEODKNJFNOOBBBB
Crossfire
11 Sep 2005, 23:49
The Mountain Spare Tyre? Backflipped into a packet of geese with a 10 second fuse and was catapulted into a catasstrophy involving an infinite number of cats working on a script for Puss in Boots and...
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:18
an ogre worm apeared
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:19
which ate the script and the cats then jumped over the moon....
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:20
and he landed in 3 kg of poo...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:25
Which turned into a bunch of flowers which morphed the ogre worm's insides into a bouquet of kippers, thus allowing the cats to roam free, finishing their script.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:28
suddenly... the moon EXPLODED...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:28
turning all sentient lifeforms into cups of cheese.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:31
and they fell with the light speed...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:32
of a flying cow towards....
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:33
a craw of old woman...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:36
sandwiches, making...
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:39
All New! Crone and Cheese Deluxe Melts!...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:42
Which a team of starving Worm Commandos, straight from a mission to save a twig from falling off a mountain of cakes in the stomach of a greedy dodo... promptly ate.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:44
all these cheeses with mayo :p
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:46
however, the mayo was in fact rancid lizard breath, which caused all the worms to turn into piles of deserted wives.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:49
and when they finally fell in the sea... boggy pete apeared and made them his husband...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:51
until he discovered that each ex-wife had 2.4 kids and owned a hyena.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:55
so he called a lot of evil worms (like 37)...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 02:56
to attack the wives... but the worms got eaten by the hyenas.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 02:59
but one worm survived and he kinnaped the wives with the help of boggy pete....
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 03:01
but one of the children cast a spell that made toast out of them, 56 slices of it, one for every child.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 03:05
they ate all the slices and then suddenly all the comandos apeared and the hienas which didnt eat; ate all the comandos.. blowing up the ships....
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 03:09
but the commandos were really the wives in disguise, so all the children are now orphans. But the children went to their grandmother's houses, so it all went well. The hyenas were sentenced to being thrown off a very tall building into a interdimensional portal 1mm off the ground, which led anywhere.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 03:13
when the hienas were teleported the villagers of the worm town where happy until...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 03:15
tommorow, when the hyenas arrived from Greenwich where they were teleported after being sentenced(they actually arrived in Greeenwich last week, but it is hard for a hyena to get anywhere)
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 03:18
they ate all the villagers but then a worm launched a nuclear bomb...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 03:20
which was a homing nuke. It followed their trail into the portal and ended up crashing into Worm 1 from last year...
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 03:33
when the nuke explode it made a black hole...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 03:38
which warped time to such an extent that the nuke exploded above Worm 1 a few minutes before and no one noticed the black hole at all.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 03:46
then everything got to normal till the wormy mommy apeared...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 03:48
out of a passing maniac's left ear and demolished the village.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 03:53
then... thousand of years later...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 04:00
a team of undead kazoos flew into the area and screamed very loudly, causeing the 3rd big bang(the 2nd was made by a worm dropping 10000 super banana bombs on a landscape)
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 04:04
the 3rd bigbang made all the worms angry.... so they...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 04:08
started fighting each other for the privelige to kill the undead kazoos until only one dying worm was left and he hit them all with Armageddon.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 04:11
when the kazoos died a worm made a party....
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 04:12
of clerics and warriors and they set out to destroy the invertibrate races.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 04:14
A warrior entered a bathroom and he noticed that someone had killed one worm of the party...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 04:24
he summoned the clerics to the fallen warrior and they ressurected him, the warrior told them that an black cloaked worm assasin had just stabbed him in the back with a poisoned knife...
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 04:31
then... they heard a sound and suddenly the torchlight went out...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 04:37
And a tea made of cloaked ninja-worm assasins came in and killed them all!
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 04:39
but they felt sad about the worms so...
Crossfire
12 Sep 2005, 04:54
they made a huge city for all things to live in with peace and harmony.
Krazy_92
12 Sep 2005, 06:57
the end? NEVA!!! CONTINUE THE HISTORY :p
double post edit
they made a huge city for all things to live in with peace and harmony.
but then... in the shadows.. an evil worm apeared...
the end? NEVA!!! CONTINUE THE HISTORY :p
double post edit
but then... in the shadows.. an evil worm apeared...
But it actually wasn't an evil worm, he just wanted coffee so badly so that his eyes turned red...but then, on a cold night in the dark forest, he noticed something on the ground...it was...
BuffaloKid
12 Sep 2005, 16:49
A mine, set to 1 second with a 100 percent chance of killing anything in a ten mile radius...
Cisken1
12 Sep 2005, 17:30
so it did...
BuffaloKid
12 Sep 2005, 17:31
but at the last second, the coffee-wanting worm had teleported to...
Cisken1
12 Sep 2005, 17:32
zimbabwe...
BuffaloKid
12 Sep 2005, 17:34
where he met a nasle dwelling chipmunk with a...
Cisken1
12 Sep 2005, 17:35
wierd haircut on his ar$e
BuffaloKid
12 Sep 2005, 17:41
The chipmunk exploded causing...
Cisken1
12 Sep 2005, 17:46
some wierd stuff to fall you of the sky, things like...
BuffaloKid
12 Sep 2005, 17:47
Toasters, microwaves, etc.
Cisken1
12 Sep 2005, 17:49
now this caused the plothole to open up and sucking (giggle) ...
super_frea
12 Sep 2005, 17:50
... and everyone exploded into rotating Jamaicans...
BuffaloKid
12 Sep 2005, 17:51
tectonic teddy bears ( massive earthquake causing child's toys) ...
tectonic teddy bears ( massive earthquake causing child's toys) ...
...and stinking forum members who desperately waited for the patch...
BuffaloKid
12 Sep 2005, 18:09
...causing a series of events leading to...
Cisken1
12 Sep 2005, 22:56
AN AMAZING LAG in the world of Couterstrike Source...
Krazy_92
13 Sep 2005, 00:13
...so it was an online chaos...
Cisken1
13 Sep 2005, 07:15
and all the old online FPS' came back to take over!
and all the old online FPS' came back to take over!
And World of Wormscraft gladly helped them by setting a bomb...
psyke o_0
13 Sep 2005, 16:16
that had the explosive power of a wet noodle
that had the explosive power of a wet noodle
...and the ability to make stunning 3D-graphics look like bad sprite-2D.
psyke o_0
13 Sep 2005, 16:25
for a qauter of a second while psyke danced to "eveybody was kung foo fighting"
twoapenny
13 Sep 2005, 17:41
and while cats belched....
anders339
13 Sep 2005, 18:53
..I was drawing a picture (yes ladies and gentleman I can) of...
Cisken1
13 Sep 2005, 23:03
a dude gettin' NEKKED!
Crossfire
13 Sep 2005, 23:13
But while he was drawing, 10,000 gelatinous rocks of chicken tornados suddenly assaulted the Moons Lunitari, Nuitari and Solinari, creating a mystery demon to drop from the sky through a inter-universal portal causing a whirlpool that destroyed all drawing on the planet and causing electrical appliances to turn into rubber noses...
Krazy_92
13 Sep 2005, 23:21
it was an international notice...
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