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Crossfire
13 Sep 2005, 23:27
That the Greygem and the Lords of Chaos were about to made a concerted effort to create a mug of toast using only a reflection of a shadow's soul.
guy3982894
14 Sep 2005, 03:43
That the Greygem and the Lords of Chaos were about to made a concerted effort to create a mug of toast using only a reflection of a shadow's soul.
but it asploded.
P.S: WOOT!!! THank you Krazy_92 for making this thread have 4,500 posts!!!!!!!
no, it as'ploded (say it as Zero would say: zeor head as'plode)...
Crossfire
14 Sep 2005, 04:52
but it asploded.
P.S: WOOT!!! THank you Krazy_92 for making this thread have 4,500 posts!!!!!!! I HELPED!!!!
the as'ploded mug of toast decided to become a lump of cheese, writing a widely acclaimed book about the stimulation of interest in bricks in the 12th century on Venus after he nearly got eaten by a Boeing Deluxe Chocolate and Aerodynamics Burger...
...what was made of Apache spare parts...
offtopic: Anyone here play Metal Slug (1, 2, X, 3, 4 or 5)?
Krazy_92
14 Sep 2005, 06:33
THank you Krazy_92 for making this thread have 4,500 posts!!!!!!!
lol it was nothing really... it was nothing
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...and chocolates...
Cisken1
14 Sep 2005, 19:02
but A-SPLODED (phear the right spelling) into thick air!
BuffaloKid
14 Sep 2005, 19:42
This caused an elastic and somewhat overelongated lemur to arrive in paraguay and become...
Cisken1
14 Sep 2005, 21:52
a dog with one leg
Krazy_92
14 Sep 2005, 22:10
...all the worms made this question...
how can a dog with 1 leg can walk?...
E-102 Worm
14 Sep 2005, 23:08
...just to tease a local super villain named Vile Bob (yes, Bob), who...
Krazy_92
14 Sep 2005, 23:11
...made tacos in mexico...
Cisken1
15 Sep 2005, 00:44
for texaco
Krazy_92
15 Sep 2005, 04:07
...a city that krazy doesnt know...
because it's in Mexico...
Krazy_92
15 Sep 2005, 04:45
never heard about it
...in the state of...
twoapenny
15 Sep 2005, 20:15
Mexico... :p
Krazy_92
15 Sep 2005, 21:48
...but krazy still thinks exactly in what place...
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 03:02
And Krazy discovers it is in fact in Wikapukaalalawalla Kaboom! Which is situated yesterday on a chocolate gamma ray.
Krazy_92
16 Sep 2005, 03:59
so i give all the forumrers a piece of chocolate.....
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 04:04
which was radioactive from the gamma rays and had a homing beacon on it to guide the gamma rays, this causing all the forumers who got given chocolate to lose an inch of living cells on every part of their body.
Krazy_92
16 Sep 2005, 04:07
so spadge and sel desided me to ban me of the forums and investingate where do i live to kill me :p ..
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 04:09
but they fall down an endless hole which leads to Newark.
Krazy_92
16 Sep 2005, 04:14
when spadge and sel landed... some worm villagers made them eat poo :p
OMG DONT BAN MEE!!!!
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 04:15
after this happened, they were thrown in a dung heap and made to eat that, too.
Krazy_92
16 Sep 2005, 05:02
after this happened, they were thrown in a dung heap and made to eat that, too. ???
they made them eat... my radioactive chocolate and they gave them pee to drink :eek:
SORRY SPADGE AND SEL!!!
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 05:05
they made them eat... my radioactive chocolate and they gave them pee to drink. :eek:
SORRY SPADGE AND SEL!!! I am an idiot I am an idiot I am an idiot After they drunk that, they were bathed in nitro-glycerine and made to run really quickly through a burning tunnel and through a meat grinder...
Krazy_92
16 Sep 2005, 05:18
After they drunk that, they were bathed in nitro-glycerine and made to run really quickly through a burning tunnel and through a meat grinder...
then they had to sing the entire worm hymn and they were burned with a flame thrower...
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 05:31
causing them to explode and their body parts to ricochet off the walls and into the meat grinder.
Krazy_92
16 Sep 2005, 05:34
they the worms thought.. OMG THEY WERE FORUM MOD!! WHAT DID WE DO!?!?!?! :eek: :eek: ...
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 07:05
The worms finally decided to make roasted Spadge and Sel mince sandwiches before burying them in boxes of frozen liquid dynamite, inside a vat of sentient discord above a pit full of horrific monstrosities, inside a volcano on a planet whos only life was three 400 foot, plasma breathing demonic sentinels who resided in the lava ocean that dominated nearly all of the shattered world where the sheer, tremendously huge capped volcano currently floated, in a galaxy full of flesh eating gases that can seep though any material which was inside an invincible bubble in the middle of a tremendously huge black hole inside a dimension which would drive any sentient being insane and cause any artificial being to malfunction, giving an appearance of insanity; inside a universe full of malevolent deities inside warped pandemoniums of chaos that would destroy all intruders and beings but each other and could not be emulated; guarded by beings so powerful they can crush entire nebulas in a single moment and obliterate all opposition who were themselves guarded by an all powerful being who had taken an interest in such a strange place...
The worms finally decided to make roasted Spadge and Sel mince sandwiches before burying them in boxes of frozen liquid dynamite, inside a vat of sentient discord above a pit full of horrific monstrosities, inside a volcano on a planet whos only life was three 400 foot, plasma breathing demonic sentinels who resided in the lava ocean that dominated nearly all of the shattered world where the sheer, tremendously huge capped volcano currently floated, in a galaxy full of flesh eating gases that can seep though any material which was inside an invincible bubble in the middle of a tremendously huge black hole inside a dimension which would drive any sentient being insane and cause any artificial being to malfunction, giving an appearance of insanity; inside a universe full of malevolent deities inside warped pandemoniums of chaos that would destroy all intruders and beings but each other and could not be emulated; guarded by beings so powerful they can crush entire nebulas in a single moment and obliterate all opposition who were themselves guarded by an all powerful being who had taken an interest in such a strange place...
...but then, suddenly, there was a white light- an adept worm cleric had resurrected spadge and sel to fight against the evil hordes of radioactive monkeys which travelled in vast space, eating many stars and making planets look like piles of dog poo, and which also wanted more coffee. So the radioactive horde of (space) monkeys landed on the planet where spadge and sel almost met their end...and so the three warriors started to fight using...
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 13:04
small chocolate coated peanuts which reversed time and created an evil miasma to hover over the area so that no clerics could get in. After the peunuts were activated, a malevolent deity opened a Pandemonium Rift, which the worm cleric was promptly sucked into and destroyed.
small chocolate coated peanuts which reversed time and created an evil miasma to hover over the area so that no clerics could get in. After the peunuts were activated, a malevolent deity opened a Pandemonium Rift, which the worm cleric was promptly sucked into and destroyed.
But then spadge managed to kill few monkeys with a greatsword while sel was preparing to cast Bull's Strenght on him...but his spell was failed because of Attack of oppornity caused by a nearby monkey. Spadge however got a lvup while fighting which enabled him to use his great cleave feat, so he kept cutting monkeys like grass and then Sel casted haste on himself and began casting the ultimate spell of doom...while in a galaxy VERY near of them, a team of honorable donut worms were ready to blast off with their COLD dog rocket...
Crossfire
16 Sep 2005, 14:13
One of the Malevolent Deities cast Mordenkainen's Disjunction and Mordenkainen's Force Missiles on Spadge and Sel, stopping the Great Cleave and dispelling all spells. This time they were trapped and frozen in time along with ten thousand Meteor Shower spells. Please don't reply to this for another 8 hours.
twoapenny
16 Sep 2005, 18:55
There they found cheese...
Krazy_92
16 Sep 2005, 20:20
and a blowtorch...
Cisken1
16 Sep 2005, 20:48
AND SLEEEEEEENNN!!!! (not spleen, sleen)
guy3982894
16 Sep 2005, 22:48
AND SLEEEEEEENNN!!!! (not spleen, sleen)
but the sleen had a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 kilogram bomb on it, and spadge and sel were annahilated.
Krazy_92
16 Sep 2005, 22:54
so worms 5 will not be produced since spadge is dead :eek: ...
BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 08:26
Unless an anonymous apple flavoured hamster helps to rescue him from God/The devil's evil clutches...
twoapenny
17 Sep 2005, 10:04
which did happen...
Crossfire
17 Sep 2005, 10:21
Thus Spadge and Sel were frozen in time again with a thousand Meteor Shower spells.
twoapenny
17 Sep 2005, 10:29
And a lump of cheese...
Crossfire
17 Sep 2005, 10:34
Which was destroyed by a mysterious and entirely random cannon, which promptly dissapeared afterwards, along with the explosion, which only destroyed lumps of cheese.
BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 12:19
Spadge promptly performed a jitterbug...
Crossfire
17 Sep 2005, 12:21
Causing infinite amounts of jittery bugs to eat his face and to be frozen in time around him...
BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 12:50
Spadge then took out a Bunsen Burner and melted the freezing of time, then teleported away to the planet Daklamanas, where...
Spadge then took out a Bunsen Burner and melted the freezing of time, then teleported away to the planet Daklamanas, where...
He got some new friends...space chickens with three legs who eated dogs and smiling people. Unfortunately spadge had to eat them to survive, but he started to laugh while eating one of them...which caused the chickens to...
guy3982894
17 Sep 2005, 16:26
He got some new friends...space chickens with three legs who eated dogs and smiling people. Unfortunately spadge had to eat them to survive, but he started to laugh while eating one of them...which caused the chickens to...
pull out 100 kiloton nuke missile launchers and blow a hole in the space time continum to cause a black hole which was about to suck Spadge and Sel up when......
Omfg spdge and sel are going to hate us
BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 17:25
spadge thought 'when did Sel get here' . This caused a flux in the space time continuum and caused spadge to...
...cry into the enchanted staff of knee-pains...
BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 18:10
He then went on a holiday (that's a vacation to any Americans) in eastern australia, where...
guy3982894
17 Sep 2005, 18:13
He then went on a holiday (that's a vacation to any Americans) in eastern australia, where...
some bum played a digridoo for 5 hours next to Spadge, eventually he got ****ed off and grabbed the digridoo and smashed it on the ground like the guy's gutair in the juicy fruit ad.
What? I said p i s s e d, not ****ed.
BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 18:19
He was put into an Australian prison for hate crimes against odd instruments...
Krazy_92
17 Sep 2005, 18:23
spadge and sel where suddenly teleported to a death volcano...
i have nothing against you spadge and sel =(
spadge and sel where suddenly teleported to a death volcano...
i have nothing against you spadge and sel =(
...Where they didn't die, thanks to the space chickens who decided to aid them, but unfortunately again, the chickens didn't know that by helping them they caused disturbance on the time stream...causing planet Earth to explode...along with us! So us fellow earthlings had no choice than to use professor merlin's ancient teleport station to teleport to other planet...where the civilization could be started again using...
BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 18:40
Purple monkey dishwashers and industrial amounts of whipped cream. However, the elastic lemurs of the planet attacked them using...
Krazy_92
17 Sep 2005, 21:26
chocolate milkshake...
guy3982894
17 Sep 2005, 22:01
chocolate milkshake...
bomb launchers topped with atomic whipped cream.................
Crossfire
18 Sep 2005, 00:28
And another hole in the space-time continuum which sucked spadge and sel through a dimension full of fast-moving spiky hammers and back into the lava world.
Cisken1
18 Sep 2005, 02:15
Where they had tea with the big foot!
Crossfire
18 Sep 2005, 03:53
After having tea with them, the bigfoot attempted to squash them, succeeding and getting sucked into a Pandemonium Rift by an extremely angry Malevolent Deity, who promptly ressurected Spadge and Sel, then froze them in time again.
Krazy_92
18 Sep 2005, 06:18
stop frozing and killing them :P
but then i came to rescue spadge and sel :p
stop frozing and killing them :P
but then i came to rescue spadge and sel :p
But Malevolent Deity had turned spadge and sel to mindless zombies, so to rescue them, Krazy had to find an ancient "immortal to mortal" scroll which was located somewhere between present and future, in an abandoned house where lived an angry worm who had no name exept Me. So, to get this scroll, Krazy started to...
BuffaloKid
18 Sep 2005, 09:24
Ride a super sheep around, knocking on doors occasionally, asking 'Are you me?' and then getting fire punched in the face.
Crossfire
18 Sep 2005, 10:20
Suddenly, a maniac carrying two curved swords sliced the super sheep and whacked Krazy into a minefield...
...and crossfire's gun/crossbow/whatever weapon he uses, backfired, leaving him to fly right to the outer cosmos...
...and crossfire's gun/crossbow/whatever weapon he uses, backfired, leaving him to fly right to the outer cosmos...
...Where he met the ol' good radioactive monkeys again and decided to kill them since they didn't all die during the war against spadge and sel...while krazy tested is the mine field safe by dropping few sheeps there and there...and after thousands of years all mines had finally exploded and it was safe for krazy to go trough the field...but during those years krazy had grown so old that...
DarthDarky
18 Sep 2005, 15:36
he couldnt see that the returning mines in the wormpot were activated. So he started walking through the field. A mistake...
>DoomWorm<
18 Sep 2005, 15:41
he couldnt see that the returning mines in the wormpot were activated. So he started walking through the field. A mistake...
...exploded a red chocolate in bits, because the sheep were the windmill...
DarthDarky
18 Sep 2005, 15:42
erm... hu?
BuffaloKid
18 Sep 2005, 16:56
erm... hu?
'Erm...hu?' Indeed. I'll continue where you left off instead
double post edit
he couldnt see that the returning mines in the wormpot were activated. So he started walking through the field. A mistake...
...that, having been made 5 times before by a large fishmonger, Krazy should have been well aware of.
twoapenny
18 Sep 2005, 17:06
But as it happens nothing happened...
Because he had lost his bodily form and was just a ghost
Because he had lost his bodily form and was just a ghost
...flying somewhere in the local asylum and saying: "I hate mines!" every two seconds...
Krazy_92
18 Sep 2005, 20:12
but then i remembered that...
BuffaloKid
18 Sep 2005, 21:03
my hat was oddly askew...
Cisken1
18 Sep 2005, 21:15
and I had completely missed the first episode of Knight rider...
BuffaloKid
18 Sep 2005, 21:26
or fed fatkins (not that he needs it, but it's the principle!)
twoapenny
19 Sep 2005, 20:08
I screamed like a string of spaghetti...
DarthDarky
19 Sep 2005, 20:13
and because of this, I was eaten accidentally by an italian gourmet thinking I was one.
Krazy_92
20 Sep 2005, 06:14
ouch.. i was yelling! STOP!! STOP!!!...
...so you used the blow torch to dig your way out of his stomach...and just when you got out of there...
Cisken1
20 Sep 2005, 18:01
IT A-SPLAWDEAD!!! INTO MILLIONS OF nice fluffy bunnies!!!
Which you quickly trained into a hyper intelligent squadron of flying octopusses
>DoomWorm<
20 Sep 2005, 20:03
Which you quickly trained into a hyper intelligent squadron of flying octopussies
...that were triplings that died in an horrible metal applejuice...
BuffaloKid
20 Sep 2005, 20:03
and used to attack the kilopderet monster
twoapenny
20 Sep 2005, 20:06
and friends...
BuffaloKid
20 Sep 2005, 20:07
until my good friends, the holy and unholy sock puppets...
>DoomWorm<
20 Sep 2005, 20:07
and friends...
...that said keep firing assholes!, and..
Krazy_92
21 Sep 2005, 00:03
...that said keep firing assholes!, and..
i was angry :p
Because someone called "Ass Holehammer" with a big hammer crushed your head into a pile of...
psyke o_0
21 Sep 2005, 16:27
bab anyways psyke then ran in poking everyone screaming "its ragu in my eyes !!!" causs there actualy was ragu in his eyeballs he has missed his mouth
And at that moment everything froze, and suddenly a giant flaming mongoose stabbed an apple, he then disappeared and everything turned back to normal until ...
twoapenny
22 Sep 2005, 07:51
the universe split in two...
psyke o_0
22 Sep 2005, 08:26
but was super glued back together by the all mighty
>DoomWorm<
22 Sep 2005, 11:33
but was super glued back together by the all mighty
poo of doom. the super glue fell down on the poo and pulverized it into
Crossfire
22 Sep 2005, 23:31
Which was instantly eaten by countless cyber-babies fresh from the jungles of the Moon.
But then...suddenly...it happened...somewhere in the galaxy, deep in an underwater planet, a dog grabbed a minigun...and pressed the red switch, which caused all people on planet Earth to...
To expand until they explode, then spontaneously reintergrate in the place they would least think they would explode and reintergrate into.
Krazy_92
24 Sep 2005, 09:13
cheese....
BuffaloKid
24 Sep 2005, 09:45
flavoured geese...
with thousands of heads which...
E-102 Worm
24 Sep 2005, 19:40
...accidently exploded, landed everywhere, except Bob's back garden. Why? It's...
"Raining worms, hallelujah, its raining worms..."
...that are so small, you can't see them...
Crossfire
25 Sep 2005, 01:21
Unless you stand upside down on a horse's head while a meteor is rocketing straight towards you from a 10 watt lightbulb in your dead aunt's kitchen.
The Necro
25 Sep 2005, 09:04
Which never is going to happen because...
Crossfire
25 Sep 2005, 09:07
it already did happen, just tommorow when mysterious kitchens appeared, aunts died and there was an obcene amount of horse deaths so the only way it could happen again is...
...by warping the space-time continuum... :D
Crossfire
25 Sep 2005, 09:39
and engaging in mild nudity in front of a LIVE audience! As opposed to a dead one.
BuffaloKid
25 Sep 2005, 09:56
But, because of stringent laws and stuff, this is impossible, as the world conspires against the happy, especially old mr blobby. Blobby! He's dead now, and in a box at...
Cisken1
25 Sep 2005, 13:52
the gift shop. AND CISKEN RETURNED!!!
BuffaloKid
25 Sep 2005, 13:52
His library book, that is, to...
psyke o_0
25 Sep 2005, 14:53
psykes banana store were psyke had
E-102 Worm
25 Sep 2005, 15:24
...a blue banana with pink spots, which will make worms vomit, quite rapidly if it has been eaten. So Psyke threw it away and dropped into Bob's mouth. Now what? The only cure is 50 tons of...
BuffaloKid
25 Sep 2005, 15:30
beer nuts, from the planet largerian...
...which one only weighs about .00000000001 pounds...
twoapenny
25 Sep 2005, 16:35
+ 5 pounds of cheese...
...so it was a hard task to do, so they used StarLust rocket to get there, unfortunately, when they arrived at the planet, they met a bunch of beer drinking gorillas, which wanted to...
twoapenny
25 Sep 2005, 19:26
Elch all who tresspass their native jungley habitaty...
BuffaloKid
25 Sep 2005, 20:25
However, they had not expected to have to deal with an extremely large calculator, which could only be destroyed by hitting it with an overly sized candle named Bob, who happened to be something of an Enigma. Things looked bleak. Then they remembered that back in the Hepocretic Ice age there was a Fly. Alas, this was no ordinary Fly, but no less than a fly capable of flying. Using this logic, they realised that if a Fly could fly, and a ram could ram, then surely a Gorilla could Gorill... Grill (close enough) a candle into existence, without metophalaxiating the lower wagma of a Daklamdepotidoisdinsoid named Fred. Fred is short for Freakish Retarded Edible Daklamdepotidoisdinsoid, which, by a strange coincidence, is exactly what spadge had for breakfast this morning...
Cisken1
25 Sep 2005, 20:43
and buffalo kid got shot for his posts were far too long...
Krazy_92
25 Sep 2005, 21:11
so he was being watched by him...
Scotworm
26 Sep 2005, 16:37
...and SEGZ, who had just popped out of a hole in the ground...
You thought he was gone forever, didn't you? `=P
>DoomWorm<
26 Sep 2005, 16:43
....and was buried again in a pile of poop. the poop had antennas and starting running away with SEGZ, whilst was drowning in poop. The poop attacked a masturbately heh large rock, that made it go boom, and.....
twoapenny
26 Sep 2005, 17:04
caused a plothole to open up completely randomating the entire story so...
Scotworm
26 Sep 2005, 17:26
...it got so randomised the plothole itsself dissapeared. Meanwhile, prince Albert was riding naked on a horse in China, when suddenyl Mickey Mouse stopped him and said...
Cisken1
26 Sep 2005, 17:51
is that your sausage overthere?
Crossfire
27 Sep 2005, 05:49
After which he replied "KRABOOKALOOKAZAKAPHWATEE!!!" And ate time until Spadge and Sel were trapped back in the volcano... then vomited it back out in a pile the size of a piece of string on the planet Ustedestodosidiotas in the galaxy of Porsupuestosomos...
But then spadge shot his bazooka and had a stupid annoying AI shot (the ones when they always hit), and blew up all the ground under crossfire leaving him...
Krazy_92
27 Sep 2005, 06:10
very harmed :p .. almost dead
and krazy's proposterous hairdo morphed into...
Krazy_92
27 Sep 2005, 06:13
a demon...
Cisken1
27 Sep 2005, 07:14
called "clive"
...which was planning to destroy all toilets in the world...even those with people sitting on them...and that meant total destruction. So the world needed a hero called...
twoapenny
27 Sep 2005, 19:15
super guy\cheese!
So the legendary superhero called Superguy and his sidekick, cheese, went to the demon's hideout where they utterly found out that...
twoapenny
27 Sep 2005, 19:27
they were in fact the same superheroe, omg!
BuffaloKid
27 Sep 2005, 19:28
purple monkey dishwashers aren't necessarily purple, said cheese...
Cisken1
27 Sep 2005, 22:44
so guy replied "CURSES!!! TIN FOILED AGAIN!" while exploding into a big fat chunck of beef
Crossfire
27 Sep 2005, 23:54
catapults, which proceeded to heal Crossfire until he entered god mode and had a diving suit...
>DoomWorm<
28 Sep 2005, 12:33
...on his nose, while doomworm was jumping around like a seapoop, and saying uttering nonsense and...
and cisken wrapped everyone in aluminium foil... :p
>DoomWorm<
28 Sep 2005, 12:56
T4HT 3XPL0DED!!1!!!1oneone!!!!one!!!11!!!1eleven!!!!... ..
Which caused the galaxy to suffer from raining potateos. Potageddon had came at last. First, guy and cheese wanted to eat them but unfortunately a mad gorilla called "Uganator" came and made them dance with flying bananas. After this heroic deed was done, they set off in search of...
>DoomWorm<
28 Sep 2005, 13:03
donald dick...
But before they did that, cheese thought that Cheeseguy would be a better name for a superhero. And so they finally met Donald Dick after thousands of boring farmland RPG-maps, sitting in a king's throne at Minus Bilith.
>DoomWorm<
28 Sep 2005, 13:11
but then donald dick said QUACK!
...In the herioc story "The Cord of the Blings"
Written by Dolkien the Toiletpaper...
Cisken1
28 Sep 2005, 14:21
on a bed of salad dressing
Krazy_92
28 Sep 2005, 23:16
which is the most expensive in the world :p
Cisken1
29 Sep 2005, 06:56
Now pull out the pin very gently
Krazy_92
29 Sep 2005, 07:04
dancing with a can of beans....
Cisken1
29 Sep 2005, 17:17
and eating ants
twoapenny
29 Sep 2005, 18:44
using longs sticks...
Krazy_92
29 Sep 2005, 19:57
and singing the SFX Haaaaaaaleluhia (HHG)
BuffaloKid
29 Sep 2005, 21:06
And you will be the owner of a prize Turnip.
Cisken1
29 Sep 2005, 22:21
Stickin In Your0...
Crossfire
30 Sep 2005, 11:58
Your0 Tornad0s of Y0re. Bilith was in fact the number you've all been waiting for, so it was a great dissapointment to the world, thus causing it to become so depressed it reverted back to almost normal...
Cisken1
30 Sep 2005, 17:26
flancakes with my spine in it!
twoapenny
30 Sep 2005, 17:28
well obviously it wasnt completely normal... specialy with cisken around...
So the king of the world, Me, decided to build a statue of a drunken sea monkey to...
twoapenny
30 Sep 2005, 18:10
show that the drunken sea monkey was his almighty god...
BuffaloKid
30 Sep 2005, 18:17
BuffaloKid appeared and stole Preasure's Fork
Gardy Loo
30 Sep 2005, 18:25
And uses it for eating meatloaf.
BuffaloKid
30 Sep 2005, 18:27
On a regular basis
Gardy Loo
30 Sep 2005, 18:32
But Preasure came and whacked Buffalo's sorry butt...
BuffaloKid
30 Sep 2005, 18:35
But, Buffalo gored Preasure with his horns...
Gardy Loo
30 Sep 2005, 18:38
Preasure died instantly. But while Buffalo was feeling high and mighty...
BuffaloKid
30 Sep 2005, 18:39
The concrete donkey, his former master, dropped upon his head...
DarthDarky
30 Sep 2005, 18:40
... and was eaten by a dog.
Gardy Loo
30 Sep 2005, 18:43
Too bad the dog was allergic to worms with sock puppets. So it spat buffalo...
BuffaloKid
30 Sep 2005, 18:43
Out. 'Ah, toi toi toi' said the leprachaun, having...
Gardy Loo
30 Sep 2005, 18:44
A really nasty cold...
BuffaloKid
30 Sep 2005, 18:45
and someone after his pot of gold...
Gardy Loo
30 Sep 2005, 18:47
was the leprechaun's 42nd cousin's 6th brother...
Why, he said as he fell over and his head momentarily transformed into a helicopter. No one can eat me, I am high in fat, and with that he died.
Krazy_92
30 Sep 2005, 21:01
then.. the body was took to....
E-102 Worm
30 Sep 2005, 22:43
...a nearby cookie factory, where the body was...
Krazy_92
30 Sep 2005, 23:12
...a nearby cookie factory, where the body was...
burned.. and then.. they gave the body cookie to poor childrens of the streets...
Crossfire
30 Sep 2005, 23:20
Who promptly screamed so loudly that cisken shivered to pieces, causing...
Krazy_92
30 Sep 2005, 23:35
causing the 4rth war...
Crossfire
30 Sep 2005, 23:37
Of Wobble, which turned everyone into stacks of green jelly...
...cubes, which later became animals known as monkeys which decided to dance into oblivion until there was a time when the Dark Monkey made nine rings as a gift to the other races. The little worms peacefully lived under the ground... until one of them, Bozzy Pee, found a ring. Suddenly his mind was changed- he became a mad professor who decided to build weapons from bananas and torture old grannys by making them explode when they fart. Dark Monkey was dancing too much though, and didn't pay attention to mad worm's plans, which caused...
...a tear in the space-time continuum...
Krazy_92
1 Oct 2005, 08:13
and then..from the tear... a monster named Riukusikin Madywarmo wanted eat a burger.. and fries.. while........
Gardy Loo
1 Oct 2005, 08:43
two worms were drunk...
..out side a volcano bar...
Krazy_92
1 Oct 2005, 18:37
they had too pay 204358906 billion dollars :-/
But they didn't have such money to waste so they just tail nailed the angry guards and blasted off with their jet packs...unfortunately they were too drunk to fly so they crashed down to...
...the official Team17 building...
BuffaloKid
1 Oct 2005, 19:34
Spadge came out and started yelling at them about this, that, and occasionally the other...
twoapenny
1 Oct 2005, 21:21
fact of who stole the cheddar...
Crossfire
1 Oct 2005, 22:43
sandwitches, who had all mysteriously dissapeared the following day without their broomsticks...
Metal Alex
1 Oct 2005, 23:28
so they just poked Spadge, Drunk a bottle of ragu instead of icarus potion, and jumped through the remaining window, wich caused...
Crossfire
1 Oct 2005, 23:31
A large ninja rope to land in one of the worms' hands, forcing him to rope-knock all of his teammates into the drink and send him sailing off into the distant...
twoapenny
1 Oct 2005, 23:41
cheesey mass...
Crossfire
1 Oct 2005, 23:50
of twaddle, which assailed the dying suns of Kreesh-Katar until a man came out and said...
Metal Alex
1 Oct 2005, 23:53
Pfeeeeww... worms... disgusting, so he managed to squish them, but then, ...
Crossfire
1 Oct 2005, 23:56
10,000 screaming catapults started flying upside-down and lobbing mysterious sheels full of...
Metal Alex
2 Oct 2005, 00:06
sh...eep, that reached the man at the same time...
Crossfire
2 Oct 2005, 00:09
as a giant meteor which was bent on destrying a marigold before its 3rd birthday.... Metal Alex! That was my joke.... :D
Metal Alex
2 Oct 2005, 00:46
wich caused the destruction of the planet. However... :eek: Sorry...
There was a worm who could save the planet from destruction. He was a proud worm, he had wings, he had a holy hand grenade and a concrete donkey. In fact, he knew it was a time to save the world once again from the utter forces of meteors! His name was...
Metal Alex
2 Oct 2005, 14:11
...Crapman!
twoapenny
2 Oct 2005, 18:08
He flew through the crapy heights above a crappy city which named itself crapsville after the superheroe that nursed it...
BuffaloKid
2 Oct 2005, 18:12
crappily...
Crapsville's slogan of course being 'for craps sake'
Crossfire
5 Oct 2005, 00:34
Now the meteor Struck! Heading staight for Crapsville! But Crapman put his body in front of the meteor as an ultimate sacrifice to save the town... And was flattened against the edge of the meteor...
psyke o_0
5 Oct 2005, 00:42
n crushed crapworld this caussed a dimention ripp in team17 forusm only one worm could save them it was psyke sept he was
Crossfire
5 Oct 2005, 10:03
firing a longbow at close range at the time, which sent him flying...
...into the outer cosmos...
Crossfire
5 Oct 2005, 10:12
In which a small goat appeared and said "The number 12 is pleasing to the gods. I know this because a raven came to me in a dream and told me so..."
so number 12 took a number 1 and a number 2...
twoapenny
5 Oct 2005, 17:08
and threw them away...
BuffaloKid
5 Oct 2005, 17:12
But the gelatinous green monkey's left ear hit the 1 to an australasian pie mongeror
twoapenny
5 Oct 2005, 17:14
and they were both thrown away as well...
BuffaloKid
5 Oct 2005, 17:34
But the turtle wondered on through eatern Poppledonia...
just to find out he had no legs...
...so the turtle wondered how he was supposed to move, when crapman suddenly arrived back to the world of living and shouted...
Mr.cosmico
5 Oct 2005, 18:43
..."i can crap mountains"...
AND FLAN WITH SPLEEN!!!! :eek:
(oh yes! we are back!)
twoapenny
5 Oct 2005, 20:36
so he was flushed down the urinal...
and a-sploded into a big fat cat named...
Crossfire
6 Oct 2005, 00:37
Doctor Wobuffet, who was a master of aiming furballs into the wind to do maximum damage...
to Paris and the Eiffel tower!
BuffaloKid
6 Oct 2005, 18:50
Buffalokid became unwatched, and partied on the moon. 'Hats off to the spider monkey' he said, ...
Metal Alex
6 Oct 2005, 18:54
So he started to dance a scottish dance
twoapenny
6 Oct 2005, 20:28
which ended in disaster...
Tuke_Kid
6 Oct 2005, 21:18
otherwise known as ***age
and suddely they got sucked into a plothole leading to...
Metal Alex
6 Oct 2005, 23:55
Mike's carpet store.
now this upset mike very much...
Because he was about to send out his next batch of carpets...
...to his boneless monkey friend, who decided to check if Mike's okay, but when he arrived at the store...
Metal Alex
7 Oct 2005, 13:18
the door ate him
DarthDarky
7 Oct 2005, 13:30
so the door was sacked by the store, because the store didnt want a customer-eating door...
Metal Alex
7 Oct 2005, 13:42
It went around to find a wall it could open, but, when the door found one, the wall ate the door, and somehow the boneless monkey appeared in Mike's store again full of...
twoapenny
7 Oct 2005, 16:48
cheese....
dansworms
7 Oct 2005, 17:16
But then a worm came and sait "Cheesed to meet you" and pulled out a cheese grater and...
twoapenny
7 Oct 2005, 17:18
grated some cheese...
LightWorm
7 Oct 2005, 18:16
... on a pizza
...which flied to Finland...and then...
Gardy Loo
9 Oct 2005, 12:41
...landed on an exhibition full of...
...who instanly wanted to eat it, but they couldn't decide who would do it, so they started the uganator war. Winner could eat the pizza and...
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