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Apocalypse
25 May 2005, 16:43
...the new and improved Pringles "Hot & Spicy" edition, which contained a laser-saber. With that he...
Fwd. Adm.
25 May 2005, 17:20
...looked and checked what the 'spice' in the chips was made of. If it was made solely of paprika, then he'd return it. But, if, for once, it was made using real hot sauce, then...
Cisken1
25 May 2005, 17:30
(this has been too long) ...his head a-splode...
Fwd. Adm.
25 May 2005, 17:37
...d, making Cisken use past tense on 'a-splode', granting him a pistol-whip. *WHAP*. ...
Now THAT has been too long.
Cisken1
25 May 2005, 18:49
lol
...cisken's skull cracked open to reveal a map of somesort leading to his huge storage of flan, so some worms decided to go find it and...
pilot62
25 May 2005, 18:51
...but then the universe suddenly collapsed on itself forever, taking everything within it to hell.
Fwd. Adm.
25 May 2005, 18:56
... . Unfortunately for pilot, you can't follow the word 'and' with 'but', so the collapsing of the universe was negated and deemed impossible. So the worms teamed up with...
wormsfan77
25 May 2005, 20:32
...get a new, better team...
Should we end this story and start with another?
super_frea
25 May 2005, 20:37
...sang a song about, Dolphins being the most superior race on the planet...
...and feel the forks because they're spikey said...
super_frea
25 May 2005, 20:46
...Homer Simpson...
...luke skywalker is not a jedi but a mere...
super_frea
25 May 2005, 20:54
...mushroom eating coffee stain...
Fwd. Adm.
25 May 2005, 20:56
...ed quilt. ...
pilot62
25 May 2005, 22:45
Over the ocean...
Luke accidentaly caused the universe to suddenly collaps on itself, taking everything within it to hell.
Tuke_Kid
26 May 2005, 02:33
but then hell ocllapsed, sop it was all spat back out!
Cisken1
26 May 2005, 07:07
into the belly of an unsuspecting whale!
pilot62
26 May 2005, 15:53
However due to the fact there was no longer any universe, nothing could any longer exist, so they didn't.
The end
Apocalypse
26 May 2005, 16:39
...that's not possible, because the End was killed a few pages ago (or was it posts?).
Suddenly Pilot found himself in the back of a...
Fwd. Adm.
26 May 2005, 17:36
...'68 Camero, which was wired with explosives, so when he turned the ignition key, BLAMMO! ...
pilot62
26 May 2005, 18:21
it suprised him to realise that although the universe had been destroyed and time itself was no more he was still around. Then he realised he was a inanimate onject and therfore had no brain so thus should not be capable of the complex thought procceses needed to question this.
Fwd. Adm.
26 May 2005, 18:41
therfore had no brain so thus should not be capable of the complex thought procceses needed to question this.No need to point out the obvious. :p
pilot62
26 May 2005, 18:53
Ah, but if you see, if he was able to realise this it would make it impossible for him not to have a brain and therfore he must so therefore he must not be an egnition key.
Fwd. Adm.
26 May 2005, 18:56
Ah, but if you see, if he was able to realise this it would make it impossible for him not to have a brain and therfore he must so therefore he must not be an egnition key.How do you realize that you don't have a brain when you don't have one in the first place?! FLEEEEEEEEEEBAAAAA!
...Once upon a nightmare...
Preasure
26 May 2005, 19:35
...there was a small, annoying worm called Fwd, err, Aiden. Yes, that'll do. Anyway, FwdAiden wasnt the fattest worm in the can, but he had got a large dog. So he walked into the barbers and demanded...
twoapenny
26 May 2005, 19:38
a close shave...
... and the dog turned out, in fact, to be... [insert overused "dun-dun-duuun" sound here] A ROBOT! MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA. Ahem. ...
0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a point to anyone who can tell me the reference.
Fwd. Adm.
26 May 2005, 19:43
...Yes, this Fwd. Aiden. was extremely fat, so his turds were the size of the state of...]
twoapenny
26 May 2005, 19:44
ugluk. but luckily the dog was programmed to be a dog so nothing happened except that fwd aiden now didnt have scalp from the barbers "close shave"...
...which was actually a bit too close...
Fwd. Adm.
26 May 2005, 20:24
...d. Too closed? TG, you've got some serious issues. ...
pilot62
26 May 2005, 22:34
Upon examining the now interior of fwd's head the discovered an IOU from a mad neurosurgeon called watt.
dansworms
26 May 2005, 23:37
Who stole things to not IOU but...
Tuke_Kid
26 May 2005, 23:44
then said wtf?
StupidWorm
27 May 2005, 03:57
Then StupidWorm got too confused with those posts and jumped of a cliff!
Apocalypse
27 May 2005, 10:19
...and while falling, he suddenly realised he had forgotten his parachute. Poosr stupid.. Luckily for him...
wormsfan77
27 May 2005, 10:22
....a Toe Fighter (the good clone of a tie fighter) cought him and...
Apocalypse
27 May 2005, 10:24
...broke his neck, so he wouldn't feel the painful fall that would soon have followed after that. The Toe-fighter on the other hand...
Fwd. Adm.
27 May 2005, 12:56
...was piloted by Fwd. Aiden...
Apocalypse
27 May 2005, 14:14
...who was the crazy twin of fwd adm...
pilot62
27 May 2005, 16:17
who drank a glass of wine to celebrate succesfully killing all the other people on the planet, sw was the last you see.
twoapenny
27 May 2005, 17:07
A chicken...
pilot62
27 May 2005, 18:02
was slaughtered and sold in tesco's.
twoapenny
27 May 2005, 18:03
this chicken was very...
Fwd. Adm.
27 May 2005, 18:46
...challenged by it's severely underveloped frontal lobe, or its...
Fwd. Adm.
27 May 2005, 18:56
...actually where its business end was. So when it farted...
pilot62
27 May 2005, 19:15
, which it dosn't do any more because it got slaughtered....
Fwd. Adm.
27 May 2005, 19:18
, which it dosn't do any more because it got slaughtered....Actually, it still can, for a short while after its dead, if it's excretory system is undamaged.
...but it farted, and a'sploded in a cloud of...
Preasure
27 May 2005, 19:20
...gaseous urine. "No!" Cried the entire forum! You'll start another spammy debate on the properties of urine! But Preasure wouldnt listen. He just ploughed on, until...
Fwd. Adm.
27 May 2005, 19:21
...gaseous urine. "No!" Cried the entire forum! You'll start another spammy depate on the properties of urine! But Preasure wouldnt listen. He just ploughed on, until...
...Fwd. wondered what a depate was. Hmm...this might take awhile... ...
Preasure
27 May 2005, 19:24
...so while he was waiting, Preasure corrected his MINOR TYPO and repeatedly SLAPPED Fwd, on the grounds that he had been sleeping with his sister. But being as I dont have a sister, the argument fell apart, and there was no choice but to SLAP Fwd some more.
twoapenny
27 May 2005, 19:43
But this time he used a wet tuna...
pilot62
27 May 2005, 19:56
However this tuna was made out of tiny yet hugely powerful an atom bomb, which exploded on contact with Fwds head destroying the entire world.
twoapenny
27 May 2005, 20:01
this an atom bomb was however very sad just before it blew up...
...because it had no friends... :(
Apocalypse
28 May 2005, 10:37
...for they all left him due tpo he played something awesome and he didn't tell a thing to his friends...
Preasure
28 May 2005, 10:39
...because they were all penguins. And jolly fat ones at that.
wormsfan77
28 May 2005, 11:08
...the penguins wanted to fly like birds, but they were too fat. So they went to an.....
twoapenny
28 May 2005, 11:35
gym to get fit...
pilot62
28 May 2005, 12:13
but they found they lost much more weight when the were blownup that at the gym.
twoapenny
28 May 2005, 12:14
so instead they cheered for all enternity...
super_frea
28 May 2005, 12:30
..or tryed to, but they couldn't because their faces imploded...
twoapenny
28 May 2005, 12:31
causing everything to become green...
super_frea
28 May 2005, 12:33
...like an over ripe apple...
twoapenny
28 May 2005, 12:35
or an under ripe banana...
Tuke_Kid
28 May 2005, 12:43
it smelt its own crap,
twoapenny
28 May 2005, 12:44
this talk really made all the now dead penguins dance around with no heads...
Tuke_Kid
28 May 2005, 12:46
this talk really made all the now dead penguins dance around with no heads...
randomly splut\rting blood...
The Necro
28 May 2005, 12:51
...all over the ruins of the gym...
...nasium which kinda sounds like nasal. Later that evening a bug walked up someones nose...
twoapenny
28 May 2005, 13:17
the guy was actually dead from the big explosion so this happened in a weird way...
...the bug actually had to crawl because...
twoapenny
28 May 2005, 13:30
this was a parralel universe to the one that blew up...
...and all loop-di-loops got crushed...
twoapenny
28 May 2005, 13:44
and so the entire univers collapsed on itself in mental boredom. but in aother universe which was exactly the same as the one that just collapsed there was a...
manitou
28 May 2005, 13:58
giant llama that had an evil plan to take over the universe by...
Apocalypse
28 May 2005, 18:52
...but it was poisoned, so when it was eated, it killed...
wormsfan77
28 May 2005, 18:56
the whole moon, mars, and other planets/ moons...
The Necro
28 May 2005, 19:29
... causing the hell to break loose...
..and eat all little boys calling for their mummys (doctor who)...
pilot62
28 May 2005, 19:55
When suddenly a bisexual from the 51st century with an americanaccent landed in a tula warship...
Apocalypse
28 May 2005, 20:00
When suddenly a bisexual from the 51st century with an americanaccent landed in a tula warship...ahem... "chula"
...in the middle of a german airraid...
...which became the square root of the german plan...
StupidWorm
29 May 2005, 07:38
And one of those German people was the reincarnation of Adolf Hiter...
The Necro
29 May 2005, 10:22
...wich lead to something terribly happened at...
super_frea
29 May 2005, 10:28
...Mt. Rushmore causing....
WormOfFire
29 May 2005, 10:37
...causing bush throwing his cat out of his window...
super_frea
29 May 2005, 10:40
...and down a nearby man hole...
twoapenny
29 May 2005, 10:54
whic was instantly sealed up...
...and was eaten there...
...my a man called howhigh...
Apocalypse
29 May 2005, 15:16
... and you don't want to know howhigh he was...
pilot62
29 May 2005, 15:51
, although he was kneehigh. Now Kneehigh was rather tall...
super_frea
29 May 2005, 17:43
...if you compared him to a cucumber....
The Necro
29 May 2005, 17:57
...that has just been eaten up by...
...a man called howlow...
The Necro
29 May 2005, 19:08
..Junior...
super_frea
29 May 2005, 19:10
...and his wife...
The Necro
29 May 2005, 19:29
who had together took control over the whole universe!!...
super_frea
29 May 2005, 19:31
...except Uranus...
(sorry)
twoapenny
29 May 2005, 19:34
and a planet called , sichuencyesicumcumbernadandpeassoupmuggermugedmein londonoonotgoodandthemanlivedhappilyeverafter.
The Necro
29 May 2005, 19:36
At that planet there was a group of Rebellions that fought back the evil Empire Howlow Jr. had built up...
super_frea
29 May 2005, 19:38
... an ultra super uber mega amazing incredible ulta explosive armie...
...suddenly howhigh senior came along to save the day, tripped over,stubbed his toe and died...
The Necro
29 May 2005, 19:44
With Howlow standing over him laughing "Moahaha"...
twoapenny
29 May 2005, 19:45
suddenly the ultra super uber mega amazing incredible ultra explosive army, blew up.
super_frea
29 May 2005, 19:46
...and twoapenny's feet swelled up to the size of beach balls...
twoapenny
29 May 2005, 19:48
and then uhh, swelled down again, and then they swelled up again, this caused havoc on the planet...
The Necro
29 May 2005, 19:50
...and the hell to break loose again...
...so basically the howhigh and howlow familly have always hated eachother...(bit like romeo and julliet)
super_frea
29 May 2005, 19:55
...but in no possible way like the, ultra super uber mega amazing incredible ultra explosive army.
Preasure
29 May 2005, 20:49
...opened fire and blew the bolton branch of Starbucks into bits of dust, caffeene and underpaid spotty teenagers.
Cisken1
29 May 2005, 21:38
Then a large toenail fell from the skies and people were staring at it.
twoapenny
29 May 2005, 21:57
These unusual people stared at this unusual toenail for an unusual amount of unusual time, ka punk!
pilot62
29 May 2005, 22:45
Then someone gave them the idea that it had been sent from the mighty nail clipper in the sky and they began to worship it...
twoapenny
29 May 2005, 23:05
and the toe that it had come from...
manitou
29 May 2005, 23:34
which was carrying the Athlete's Foot fungi worms, who parachuted down from the toe towards...
Tuke_Kid
30 May 2005, 01:22
a hobo who was missing a toe!
Cisken1
30 May 2005, 07:09
Who then replied: Can't you make my toe come back?
jeezz, from a-splode to slaps to toenails...
...yes,yes we can they replied...
twoapenny
30 May 2005, 09:30
"But we aint gonna!" They said...
pilot62
30 May 2005, 09:52
because they were tramp bashers
twoapenny
30 May 2005, 09:55
and instead they started to beat up the tramp...
super_frea
30 May 2005, 10:26
...'s cousin Jimbob...
Tuke_Kid
30 May 2005, 12:35
cause his name was very stupid, i mean who names their kid Jimbob? Honestly.
pilot62
30 May 2005, 13:13
Then a bunch of chav's came up to tuke-Kid and said, "Oi, you dissin me possy?" and the preceded to beat him to a pulp.
StupidWorm
30 May 2005, 14:12
They all the guys from the TV station came to make that fights a TV show!
BFSW! (Big Forum Story Wrestling)
Cisken1
30 May 2005, 16:50
...but they got beat up with their own material!
...for producing such a great show...
The Necro
30 May 2005, 20:17
...that has been famous all over the world under the name...
super_frea
30 May 2005, 20:33
Sgt. Frankenmaster (or FM for short)
Preasure
30 May 2005, 20:46
... and his army of vampiristic attack slugs, all named JimBob.
Cisken1
30 May 2005, 21:14
Now because the story was shifting again a plothole opened up on the planet Hisjygloxzavlorzystalizitryfinarty 6...
Fwd. Adm.
30 May 2005, 23:10
...3837474119827479. ...
Cisken1
31 May 2005, 00:13
and a half. :p
...so howlow junior came to the rescue but this time...
super_frea
31 May 2005, 09:46
...turned into a blimp...
Fwd. Adm.
31 May 2005, 17:43
...alimpablimpalimpa...
blitzkrieg
31 May 2005, 18:10
And then worm 8 came and saw the giant "blimp" and started to sing "i'm too sexy", "You're my mate" and other songs suitable for drunken man in the local pub but...
...this time was different because...
pilot62
31 May 2005, 18:47
he had no head
Preasure
31 May 2005, 19:35
...or large intestine. This was a result of what happens when one mucks around in Ostrich Physics.
Tuke_Kid
31 May 2005, 20:41
Then someone shouted: OMG fwd amn is watched again!!! LOL!!!
pilot62
31 May 2005, 20:43
although very few were suprised, however a small parade commenced to commemorate his shoes...
twoapenny
31 May 2005, 21:42
and trouser legs...
Tuke_Kid
31 May 2005, 22:39
Then he wailed his battle cry: you can take my life But you WILL NEVER TAKE MY TROUSERS!!!
twoapenny
31 May 2005, 22:55
the next second his trousers were whipped away from his legs...
Tuke_Kid
1 Jun 2005, 02:25
And cisken was shot down by beanbag-zookas
so he ate the beanbags and a-sploded!!!
(RAMPAGE!!!)
Preasure
1 Jun 2005, 09:22
...all over the crowd that had gathered there for some reason. So they...
wiped cisken of their faces and shouted "WE WANT MANBOOBS!!!"
...these were very popular in the west indies...
super_frea
1 Jun 2005, 13:06
...due to the fact they were often mistaken for watermelons...
and eaten with VERY painfull result as you porbably can imagine!
Now they were still shouting while suddenly...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jun 2005, 17:18
...Cisken realiszed that FOSH was no more! ...
twoapenny
1 Jun 2005, 19:46
cisken then cried and ceied until he said...
... "What-ho, my lad, let's go and kill some orcs!" ...
WormOfFire
1 Jun 2005, 20:20
...They did an competion of who killed most orcs...
Tuke_Kid
1 Jun 2005, 20:34
And i won, as i killed them, adding their orc kills to my orc kills!
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jun 2005, 20:34
...but none of the Orcs died. Instead, the Night Elves, Humans, and the Undead armies were vanquished. Thrall and Grom stood around, and said "Now what?". ...
Sorry, Warcraft III buzz :p
super_frea
1 Jun 2005, 20:41
...''I guess we sould go home now, see you tomorrow.''
'' Good bye.''...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Jun 2005, 20:43
...''I guess we sould go home now, see you tomorrow.''
'' Good bye.''...Haven't played WarCraft III, have you? :rolleyes:
..."Wait!", Thrall yelled. "I need some BEEEANZ!". ...
super_frea
1 Jun 2005, 21:25
No. Is it good?
...*Head swells up and explodes*...
Fwd. Adm.
2 Jun 2005, 13:13
No. Is it good?You cannot live your life without playing WarCraft III once. Your like will be utterly unfullfilled. Now in stores!
...Grom: THRALL! BEANZZZZZ! COOOOOOOOOKIES! ...
Excerpt from the W.O.R.M.S. sitcom thing
Paul.Power
2 Jun 2005, 13:47
"Guns doon't kill people! I DOOOO!"
So they went to mcdo's for a mcflurry...
The Necro
2 Jun 2005, 15:15
with a lot of smarties in it...
Fwd. Adm.
2 Jun 2005, 17:37
"Guns doon't kill people! I DOOOO!""Ah shot the sherraf, and the depyatee, and yer wee doggy, too"!
..., with a hint of lemon. ...
Tuke_Kid
2 Jun 2005, 20:46
"do you smell something? oh wait, nevermind, just the troops"
...And lime!
Preasure
2 Jun 2005, 20:49
...coke. But this new flavour failed to 'delight the tastebuds', because....
Fwd. Adm.
2 Jun 2005, 20:55
"We must kill the dwarves!"
"We ARE the dwarves"
"Oh..."
...you put the lime in the Coke you nut and shake it all around. ...
...and throw it at the nearest window...
...do it again, and that's what it's all about! GAAAHK!...
...and keep doing it until...
Tuke_Kid
2 Jun 2005, 22:54
"and after i overthrow this fool... OH hello... i didn't know you were there..."
I say you can stop.
I shall now correct the quotes (Spelling-wise and sound-wise) on THIS PAGE:
"Guns don't kill people; I DO HA-HA!"
"Ah shot the sherrif, and the depyatee, and their wee doggy, too!"
"*sniff, sniff* Do you smell something? Oh, it's just the troops."
"We must defeat the dwarves!"
"We ARE the dwarves"
"Oh."
"And then, when I overthrow this fool- Oh, hello, I-I didn't know you were there..."
Paul.Power
3 Jun 2005, 11:03
"Guns don't kill people; I DO HA-HA!"But he does pronounce it with a double-oh...
kikumbob
3 Jun 2005, 12:11
I shall now correct the quotes (Spelling-wise and sound-wise) on THIS PAGE:
"Guns don't kill people; I DO HA-HA!"
"Ah shot the sherrif, and the depyatee, and their wee doggy, too!"
"*sniff, sniff* Do you smell something? Oh, it's just the troops."
"We must defeat the dwarves!"
"We ARE the dwarves"
"Oh."
"And then, when I overthrow this fool- Oh, hello, I-I didn't know you were there..."....please explain what these are....
Fwd. Adm.
3 Jun 2005, 13:02
....please explain what these are....Warcraft III thingies. Feel free to join in anytime.
*ring ring* "Hello? No, how many times must I tell you, it's Dreadlord not druglord
double post edit
I say you can stop.Just then, President Bush and...
The Necro
3 Jun 2005, 14:59
his monkey-advisor was...
Fwd. Adm.
3 Jun 2005, 17:17
his monkey-advisor was...Were. Not was.
...were shooting leprechauns...
...when he was eaten by his monkey..
Tuke_Kid
3 Jun 2005, 18:14
DARKNESS CALLED!!! but i was on the phone so i missed him, i tried to *69 darkness but his machine, PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS i yelled. it seems darkness was screening his calls..."
And died...
...by a donkey that shot the monkey...
Fwd. Adm.
3 Jun 2005, 18:50
...that shot the lime in the coconut...
...which was terrible mistake no.1...
super_frea
3 Jun 2005, 21:24
...mistake No.2, was infact confusing man boobs with watermelons...
Fwd. Adm.
3 Jun 2005, 21:26
O_o...okay...
...and the limes in the coconuts...
super_frea
3 Jun 2005, 21:29
O_o...okay...
Read earlier in the thread, you'll know what I'm talking about...
...Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache...
Preasure
3 Jun 2005, 21:32
...SING! Is this teh way to Amarillo....
... Every night I been Stabbin' my pillow..
... Every night I been Stabbin' my pillow..
What an odd and strangely pycopathic thing to do.
StupidWorm
4 Jun 2005, 06:40
"OMG Run for your lives! He's singing!" - Somebody said.
And...
...stuff your face with...
Preasure
4 Jun 2005, 13:54
...anchovies and chicken turds. And a side order of mashed potatoes.
....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
"I like potaters" said bebo the 4200th worm on planet...
Tuke_Kid
4 Jun 2005, 15:33
uranus... . . .....
Fwd. Adm.
4 Jun 2005, 19:18
...So Jell-o Martians popped out and...
I know there're no Martians on Uranus.
Tuke_Kid
5 Jun 2005, 04:10
said, I NEVER SAY NEIGH, EXCEPT FOR BACK THERE <
StupidWorm
5 Jun 2005, 04:29
Then Uranus blew up because somebody dug a hole and dropped a smiley " :-/ " there, hitting "the magical artifact that blows up when touched"...
The Crill
5 Jun 2005, 04:52
Then Uranus blew up because somebody dug a hole and dropped a smiley " :-/ " there, hitting "the magical artifact that blows up when touched"......So Mr...'Poot'...poked it repeatedly until it...
super_frea
5 Jun 2005, 09:21
...his eyes became as red, as a clown's nose...
...suddenly a farmer yelled out "I'm harvesting condoms, or is it harbering convicts? oh i just dont know"...
twoapenny
5 Jun 2005, 16:42
twoapenny slapped tgworm with a fish for using a phrase from his life in a big forum story, he then slapped himself for slapping tg and dissolved out of the story... :p
Fwd. Adm.
5 Jun 2005, 16:59
..., and the Slap-O-Meter...
twoapenny
5 Jun 2005, 17:06
rocketed off the scale...
Fwd. Adm.
5 Jun 2005, 17:09
...literally, and crashed into the star cluster Nebulon...
super_frea
5 Jun 2005, 18:27
...causing a sub-automic-contrifribulated-mega-ultra-super-amazing-incredible-explosion...
WormOfFire
5 Jun 2005, 19:49
...Only two worms survived the sub-automic-contrifribulated-mega-ultra-super-amazing-incredible-explosion,Their names was...
super_frea
5 Jun 2005, 20:25
...Sgt. Pompus & Cheddar Man...
Tuke_Kid
6 Jun 2005, 00:00
unfortunatly, i liked neither of them, so they died.
StupidWorm
6 Jun 2005, 01:15
Far away from there, a Super Sheep was flying...
into a fat mans spleen...
Tuke_Kid
6 Jun 2005, 02:08
whose name was Mrs Spleen
super_frea
6 Jun 2005, 16:23
...and he had a spleen crew, called...
wormsfan77
6 Jun 2005, 16:26
...the most important and dangerous cooking oil in the whole....
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jun 2005, 17:06
...the most important and dangerous cooking oil in the whole.......pootiverse...
...who were also rather spleen...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jun 2005, 17:39
...eriffic...
super_frea
6 Jun 2005, 17:39
...ish as they had rather large spleen shaped spleens...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jun 2005, 17:40
...that had cool, albeit childish 'magic' powers...
...which turned people spleen...
super_frea
6 Jun 2005, 17:44
...allowing them to posses cows...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jun 2005, 17:45
...ability to create outrageously gigantic turds...
super_frea
6 Jun 2005, 17:47
...which is in fact, the secret ingredient to a lovely recipe I made...
super_frea
6 Jun 2005, 17:51
...Actually it was called poo pot pie, but you are close. ...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jun 2005, 17:54
...said Granny Poops-a-lot...
super_frea
6 Jun 2005, 17:56
...land.
(Now this is just getting stupid)
...so granny... decided to...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jun 2005, 18:01
...go 'pooting'. ...
super_frea
6 Jun 2005, 18:01
...die.
THE END
New Story: There once was a elephant named Ernie...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jun 2005, 18:01
...who resurrected Granny Poops-a-lot, but died in the process. ...
...who had a mega-eya...
(fwd shuttup that old story was crap) :rolleyes:
-poopie-press-plot-punkhouse!
...*stares at cisken with confusion* anywho...
the moonlander had hit the big fan of the seagull in the resthome, so it squeald "YOU'LL NEVAH GET ME GOLD!!!" and ...
Preasure
6 Jun 2005, 18:52
...'shomped his way out with his electrified 'shomping machine.
super_frea
6 Jun 2005, 18:55
...thus creating a mini universe, inhabited by creatures called...
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