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LightWorm
20 Mar 2005, 18:44
:-/ ...who orderd his trops to "Bring me the Jaka Eye!"...
Apocalypse
21 Mar 2005, 14:24
...but I lifted my cup-a-T and asked "want some tea boys?" and a few moments later they all sat down, sipping tea and talking about the daily life of worms...
Fwd. Adm.
21 Mar 2005, 19:24
...and Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory and...
Preasure
21 Mar 2005, 19:28
...the upcoming Worms 2D2. Hint hint, T17!, and the game of lent.
Fwd. Adm.
21 Mar 2005, 19:30
...Bottles of Ex-Lax were reported falling from the sky. Numerous eyewitnesses were obviously struck and deemed unconsious...
Apocalypse
21 Mar 2005, 20:16
...because they just wanted to do that...
Fwd. Adm.
21 Mar 2005, 20:19
...retarded dance they saw while watching 'The...
Apocalypse
21 Mar 2005, 20:26
...Dance a la Retardos"...it was really not that...
Fwd. Adm.
21 Mar 2005, 20:31
...edible, as I tried to eat my TV after seeing it...
Tuke_Kid
21 Mar 2005, 20:34
At which point the window broke
Fwd. Adm.
21 Mar 2005, 20:35
...d, and Fwd. Adm. pistol-whipped Tuke-Kid for using such questionable grammar...
LightWorm
21 Mar 2005, 20:36
... "I am a poet" Replied Tuk_kin and...
Preasure
21 Mar 2005, 20:42
...proceded to suprt forth a cloud of unfathomable 1337.
Fwd. Adm.
21 Mar 2005, 20:45
...It goes as follows:
73[-] 816, [_]61_Y |\|34|)...
Tuke_Kid
21 Mar 2005, 20:51
At which point tuke kid said, "show me your badge!
Fwd. Adm.
21 Mar 2005, 20:53
...and he dies and all the fishies drowned and then it exploded...
super_frea
21 Mar 2005, 20:55
New story one day Boggy B went for a walk
Tuke_Kid
21 Mar 2005, 23:00
... when a police man came to him and said "Show me your badge!" Boggy did. The policeman then said, "uh sir, thats a waffle"...
Cisken1
22 Mar 2005, 09:22
and boggy B replied "I got it from a police offcer so it's a badge!". the cop was so ****ed he...
Apocalypse
22 Mar 2005, 10:31
...took a minigun and punctured Boggy B...
Cisken1
22 Mar 2005, 15:16
who here we go again! A-SPLODED :eek: into a big, smelly...
super_frea
22 Mar 2005, 16:08
... Sausage Ran home and featched his sub atomic rocket launcher and fired it at...
Cisken1
22 Mar 2005, 16:31
...Strongbadia, where the cheat was slurping on...
E-102 Worm
22 Mar 2005, 16:32
...some worm that looks evil (no-one from forum)...
Scotworm
22 Mar 2005, 17:33
...they all went to the centre of the earth and fried themselves along with tanks on top of a broken fire and a fat man in a wheel barrow, when suddenly the got nuke'd...
Apocalypse
22 Mar 2005, 19:20
...because nukeworm's nuke went boom!
Preasure
22 Mar 2005, 20:29
...and vaporised a small colony of sea monkeys living in his underwear.
Scotworm
22 Mar 2005, 20:41
...which were a very, very, very, very light beige colour, like the pedestal situated outside the Gamecube thunder-maker polo club...
Fwd. Adm.
22 Mar 2005, 21:20
...and Bacon Bits started falling from the ground...
Cisken1
22 Mar 2005, 22:29
...untill a man in a grey box arrived to open sea and turned the banana upside down. The next day Splapp was forking in the garden when he found a...
(I need to lay down now...)
Fwd. Adm.
22 Mar 2005, 22:41
...a technologically advanced race...
Tuke_Kid
23 Mar 2005, 00:54
...Who called themselves the waffleonians. Then...
(of all the things ive lost in my life, i miss my mind the most...)
Cisken1
23 Mar 2005, 10:31
they asked splapp what the fork he was doing, so he said: "...
Apocalypse
23 Mar 2005, 10:38
...I'm doing nuthing :rolleyes: but the others knew better and...
Cisken1
23 Mar 2005, 11:08
told splapp that he was forking all day and how he could forget, but the onion is his eyesocket was rotten so he a-sploded (SUPRISE!!!), or didn't he? Meanwhile Paul Power was making...
Apocalypse
23 Mar 2005, 12:29
...a real nice cup-a-T for me and himself, while we were talking about the average day at the forum, Cisken1 suddenly...
Tuke_Kid
23 Mar 2005, 12:44
said: well ive heard life is like a box of chocolaits, you never know what your going to get. However your life is more like a box of........ACTIVE GRENADES!!!!1!!111!! Now you can either give me back my time control device, or....... BE DESTROYED!!!!!!11!!!!1!!11!...
Apocalypse
23 Mar 2005, 12:59
And so I replied: sheesh... relax dude, have a cup-a-T. So Cisken sat down with us and sipped his tea... totally relaxed he asked it again:...
Scotworm
23 Mar 2005, 13:13
..."WTF does s-sploded mean anyway?", he asked, despite being the inventor of this crazy word, Apcolypse replied that he had drunk so mch cup-a-T, that he had to go and pee on the loch ness monster...
Apocalypse
23 Mar 2005, 13:38
Apcolypse*sighs* spelled wrong again... tough name eh?...and so I had a biiiig pee on the loch ness monster, but before I could even start peeing, Scotworm wanted to ask something and as I turned to him, I peed on him, making him very...
Scotworm
23 Mar 2005, 15:52
...annoyed, Because A) he hadn't peed on the Loch Ness monster B) His pee happened to be pink, and very nasty sign of cats raining and C) I got very wet. This caused me to spell Apicapsysy wrong ( :p ) and...
Apocalypse
23 Mar 2005, 18:55
...that made me angry, so I peed even more on him and threw him in the water, so he got eaten by the Loch Ness monster...
LightWorm
23 Mar 2005, 19:12
... That didn't exist...
Fwd. Adm.
23 Mar 2005, 22:52
...ed, which made Lightworm the next person on the People-To-Pistol-Whip list of Fwd. Adm...
Tuke_Kid
23 Mar 2005, 23:03
At which point FWD.Admin put himself on the list to be pistol whipped because lightworm used proper grammar(That didn't exist). So after that the waffleonia ship came and...
Fwd. Adm.
23 Mar 2005, 23:06
Tuke_Kid, I added 'ed' so that exist would be existed, which is the wrong tense used in this format, making it incorrect grammar, making it a valid entry into my list. noob... Oh, and Fwd. Adm. stands for Forward Admiral. You wouldn't believe how many thought it was Fwd. Admin.
...launched a'splosive pastries everywhere...
Tuke_Kid
23 Mar 2005, 23:08
Forward admiral, really? Oh im also on your pistol whipping list, where do i go to redeem my prise?
...Which exploded...
Fwd. Adm.
23 Mar 2005, 23:11
Forward admiral, really? Oh im also on your pistol whipping list, where do i go to redeem my prise?*whap* There's your prize.
...ed, which earns another *whap* for Tuke_Kid...
Tuke_Kid
23 Mar 2005, 23:14
At which point, he said How is my grammar wrong(explodeded? thats what you suggested)? and shot Forward Admiral at least 27 times, at which point he use his rapid-fire-shotgun-chaingun wracking up 100000000000000's of points of damage...
Fwd. Adm.
23 Mar 2005, 23:18
At which point, he said How is my grammar wrong(explodeded? thats what you suggested)?Yup.
...s, which earned another *whap*. Tuke got hit very hard, so he had to be rushed to the hospital along with the corpse of Fwd. Adm...
Tuke_Kid
23 Mar 2005, 23:20
Wait, you cant change my proper grammar to make it improper to give me a whipping!?!?!!
... and Fwd. Adm's rotting corpse was tossed int oa garbage can, which led to cute hell, at which point he had to suffer amillion tourtures at the hands of evil pink bunnies and whinnie the pooh
Fwd. Adm.
23 Mar 2005, 23:22
...-pooh, who was actually a living turd that...
Tuke_Kid
23 Mar 2005, 23:23
Was cute, somehow... Tuke kid recovered quickly, and went off to try to grow chocolait roses...
LightWorm
24 Mar 2005, 07:43
... but insted drank a whole bottle of laxativs
SuperBlob
24 Mar 2005, 08:18
Tuke_Kid, I added 'ed' so that exist would be existed, which is the wrong tense used in this format, making it incorrect grammar, making it a valid entry into my list. noob...
Ahem. So "Which didn't exsisted" is proper grammar? And you can't really call him a n00b for actually getting something right! :rolleyes:
...so Tuke_Kid was up all nightwith raging diohrreah (sp?) from his MOUTH...
Apocalypse
24 Mar 2005, 09:16
...and it sounded like he died or something. In real he did die...
Tuke_Kid
24 Mar 2005, 12:59
...And came back to life as a zombie to get revende on fwd. amn for calling him a n00b...
... then the Bursar appeared and spake thusly: "Flobby wobbly, here comes our jelly!"...
LightWorm
24 Mar 2005, 18:08
... and then...
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 18:09
Ahem. So "Which didn't exsisted" is proper grammar?NO! That's why he got pistol-whipped!
And you can't really call him a n00b for actually getting something right! :rolleyes:Another misinterpretation of my deformed sense of humor...
...Fwd. Adm. finally learned 8088 computer code after a year and a half...
SuperBlob
24 Mar 2005, 18:12
NO! That's why he got pistol-whipped!
Er...YOU would be thw guy who got it wrong foo'
...IN THE INSANE ASYLUM!!
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 18:13
...where SuperBlob was last seen shouting...
SuperBlob
24 Mar 2005, 18:15
..."YOU SUCK!!" Then running off to his home to eat... :rolleyes:
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 18:17
...fried refridgerators...
Apocalypse
24 Mar 2005, 18:58
...but they didn't really taste good...
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 19:17
..., what with the wires and the spoiled meat and the 120-volts of...
Preasure
24 Mar 2005, 19:29
...AC electricity. Guess what Preasure's been learning in his Physics lessons...
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 19:32
..., and with that, Mordac, Lord of Unholy Fury began to...
Scotworm
24 Mar 2005, 19:58
...stick sticky fingers in sticks, stickely sticking the sticks to...
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 20:06
...stinking sticks that stank stentoriously...
Apocalypse
24 Mar 2005, 20:09
...sticking sticks that were soo sticky that the stickyness of the sticky sticks was more than the sticky fingers of the lord of stickyness could sticky handle, so...
whew...
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 20:12
...the Adventures of Stick Stickly were first aired that day,...
Preasure
24 Mar 2005, 20:14
...and hosted on stckpage.com, and stick figure death theater, and all other sticky threads and sites.
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 20:17
...Summed up, it was very stickerifficly stickered...n' stuff...
Apocalypse
24 Mar 2005, 20:25
...but after a while it was becoming too sticky...
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 20:29
...and the stickeriffically stentorious Adventures of Stick Stickly were cancelled, as the producers' mailboxes were overflowing with complaints about...
Tuke_Kid
24 Mar 2005, 20:45
...How much Fwd Adm needed to better expliain how you get on his pistol-whipping list...
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 20:46
...s, and Tuke_Kid got pistol-whipped for adding an 's' to 'list', making it plural, when I only have one list. ...
Tuke_Kid
24 Mar 2005, 20:49
...s Which got fwd adm on his own pistol whipping list. Tuke_Kid bought a grammar change-be-gone" so fwd adm couldnt change is grammar to improper , it would never break, he then...
LightWorm
24 Mar 2005, 20:51
... had a fit...
Tuke_Kid
24 Mar 2005, 20:52
...Because fwd admin was ****ing him of.f then...
Fwd. Adm.
24 Mar 2005, 20:53
...showed Tuke_Kid how he(Fwd. Adm.)added a period to the end of his sentence, followed by a space, and then the obligatory '...', since it was inevitable that Tuke would use my 'pistol-whip' joke against me. Since Tuke wrongly accused me, he got pistol-whipped *again* because of starting a sentecnce with a lowercase 's', which made no sense, and not adding quotation marks to grammar-change-be-gone, making it useless, making...
Preasure
24 Mar 2005, 20:53
...this thread even spammier.
Tuke_Kid
24 Mar 2005, 20:54
then Tuke kid said HA I HAVE A GRAMMAR CHANGE BE GONE IT HAS TO WORK!!!!!
Cisken1
25 Mar 2005, 10:43
and he a-sploded, meanwhile cisken had cramps for that louzy tea and sat on the toilet for too long, wich a-sploded, when the whole word shook up the tiny people in the pants of underhead they laughed at the thieves of christmas, anyway the big chief said...
Apocalypse
25 Mar 2005, 15:37
...went crazy and shot everyone in the studios. After his rampage, he comitted suicide. That was the last time we saw Fwd. Amd... (remember: he's dead permanently!)
LightWorm
25 Mar 2005, 16:22
... meanwile Bob...
Apocalypse
25 Mar 2005, 16:33
...was being killed aswel, and so was his litle brother. But after they died, another one...
Tuke_Kid
25 Mar 2005, 17:02
of them farted...
LightWorm
25 Mar 2005, 18:13
... in Worm God's...
Apocalypse
25 Mar 2005, 19:29
...smiling face, that stopped smiling after that happened. Still...
Tuke_Kid
25 Mar 2005, 20:14
It was pretty smelly
LightWorm
26 Mar 2005, 09:57
So any way Steve...
Tuke_Kid
26 Mar 2005, 15:28
...Kicked Squirminator 2K in the nads, and he said OHHHHH, MY ROBOT BALLS, *ERROR**ERROR**ERROR*...
LightWorm
26 Mar 2005, 16:36
... and self distructed, back in...
... the land of mushroom-headed trees of happy armageddon...
LightWorm
26 Mar 2005, 20:10
... Lawd was merilly...
... slaying cute things such as Telly Tubbies, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer wannabes, Psydome Powerpuff Girl lookalikes and the Bunny Wabbits of DOOM with a huge sword, occasionally activating Demon Trigger Mode...
ineedhelp
26 Mar 2005, 20:57
he shot himself
Eh? Come on, ineedhelp, this may be random but at least keep some semblance of order. Why would I shoot myself if I'm valiantly defending the innocent minds of the public... well, some of the public, from obscene cuteness?
Tuke_Kid
26 Mar 2005, 21:52
DOOM
At which point tuke kid went to play doom, and ***ed all below him
Apocalypse
28 Mar 2005, 12:52
...but when he got shot in the game, he died in the real world...
Tuke_Kid
28 Mar 2005, 13:37
... Which really sucked...
LightWorm
28 Mar 2005, 13:55
... as he was eating a Jaffa Cake...
Tuke_Kid
28 Mar 2005, 14:00
... And playing Doom the board game. Suddenly the cast of 8-bit thereater came (as worms) and...
... A-Spl- *whap!* *falls unconscious*...
Tuke_Kid
28 Mar 2005, 15:57
Decided to go save the world from some evil duer.
Apocalypse
28 Mar 2005, 16:02
...but he couldn't do that, because due to the head shot he got in the game, his head A-SPLODED in real, so he died again..
*runs from angry mob for using "a-sploded"*
Tuke_Kid
28 Mar 2005, 16:12
Then apocolipse X-ploded (ha a new one!)
Apocalypse
28 Mar 2005, 16:19
...but that only means I lose my mind and go rampaging (haha, beat that!). So when I rampaged I took my minigun again and shot everyone in this thread but hundreds of bullets, making them resemble Swiss cheese...
Tuke_Kid
28 Mar 2005, 16:51
Then i shot you with a sawed off shotgun, killing you and making you wait at least 2 posts while you go have a cup-of-T
LightWorm
28 Mar 2005, 17:48
... Back in Australia...
Fwd. Adm.
28 Mar 2005, 18:29
...'s Home for the Demented and the Insultors of the Demented. ...
FFR, please put a space between periods and the '...'s so we'll know whether or not to start a new sentence.
Apocalypse
28 Mar 2005, 19:40
...nothing happened. Back to me and Tuke_kid: Tuke_kid just shot me while he was dead, so he didn't do that. For [i]trying[i/] to assasinate me, I take my minigun of infinite bullets and shot him apart! (while sipping my cup-a-T) ...
LightWorm
28 Mar 2005, 20:33
... when a UFO fell outof the skypiloted by...
and if anyone says alien kingtheywill be killed in a slow painfull way...
Tuke_Kid
28 Mar 2005, 21:27
Tuke kids reincarnation. It quickly fried apocolipse with its zapotron, rendering him dead, and his cup o t spilled then...
LightWorm
29 Mar 2005, 07:21
... a bazzoka the size of a...
Preasure
29 Mar 2005, 08:43
...landed on his head. And it was dropped by the evil scheming russian darkside owls! ph34r teh 0\/\/|z!
... who were then very stupid with a "My first chemistry set" and blew themselves up. Meawhile, in Ankh-Morpork...
Apocalypse
29 Mar 2005, 09:46
...nothing happened at all. I still live because Tuke_kid shot my twin (his name is Apocolipse), because my name is Apocalypse. So I took once agianmy nice and strong minigun, that has recently had an update, and blasted tuke_kid to the wormy hell, never to return to the surface of wormland. And...
... then in Ankh-Morpork, Commander Vimes was investigating...
Apocalypse
29 Mar 2005, 10:34
...a very curious cup-a-T, that was filled with coffee instead of T...
Tuke_Kid
29 Mar 2005, 13:25
...uke Kid who frequently jumped out of the cup to go and kill Apocalypse at which he succeded by giving him poisoned a-sploding (*hides*) doughnuts...
SuperBlob
29 Mar 2005, 13:52
...at which point a crazy scientist realised that the Earth was going to crash into the Sun in exactly 5 sec--*plop*...
Mr.cosmico
29 Mar 2005, 13:59
...and THEN I APPEAR WITH MY GOD DISGUISE...
Apocalypse
29 Mar 2005, 19:04
...and ate all of my doughnuts, killing him and a-sploding. I said: "Thank you for saving my life. I've got work to do now..."
*turns to tuke_kid*
why you little...
*blasts tuke_kid to smithereens and runs into a jungle, where he lived ALONE, without ANYONE bothering him, especially tuke kid. So when Cosmico appearedin his devine disguise, nobody...
AndrewTaylor
29 Mar 2005, 19:11
....cared.
LightWorm
29 Mar 2005, 20:15
... about...
Preasure
29 Mar 2005, 20:36
...his Godlike powers. But they stole his cookies and underwear.
omg, AT posted here! I guess even mods need to spam now and again.
Fwd. Adm.
29 Mar 2005, 21:16
...Meanwhile, at Azjol-Nerub...
Tuke_Kid
30 Mar 2005, 00:45
Tuke kid sent apocolipse a letter saying they should both team up and kill FWD.ADM...
LightWorm
30 Mar 2005, 07:50
... but...
1234
Apocalypse
30 Mar 2005, 11:13
...my other twin never received the letter, because fwd. amd. found out and killed him (poor apocolipse). Then I had revenge and blasted Fwd. Amd to the cute wormy hell, where he...
Seriously, folks. Is it THAT hard to spell my name?!
Tuke_Kid
30 Mar 2005, 13:31
Died, even though he was already perminatly dead, so this time tuke kid ventured deep into a jungle to give Apocalypse a letter s othey could team up and kill someone else rather than him.
And now, to actually create a plot, rather than complete randomness.
... They were going after the most evil worm in the world, whose name was...
Fwd. Adm.
30 Mar 2005, 18:19
fwd. amd.
Fwd. Amd
Seriously, folks. Is it THAT hard to spell my name?!...
...Tub Khan, the Mongolian Tellytubby invader that...
LightWorm
30 Mar 2005, 18:43
... was bright orange...
Fwd. Adm.
30 Mar 2005, 18:46
...and was wielding a Sword of Darkness +12. ...
Apocalypse
30 Mar 2005, 19:15
Make that -12, cos for no reason...
Preasure
30 Mar 2005, 19:16
...the evil scheming Darkside Owls were levitating outside and staring harshely at my front door. Dont let them in!
Fwd. Adm.
30 Mar 2005, 19:17
...Apacalipse started farting the alphabet while swimming down the street one day shooting lasers at other fishies...
So much for a plot development.
... but then APOCALYPSE shot a fish with a laser shield, which then got angry and ate him. Meanwhile, in...
Fwd. Adm.
30 Mar 2005, 23:43
...DoingaDoingaDoinga Land the DDD Land elves were molesting...
Apocalypse
31 Mar 2005, 09:26
Fwd. Adm for the fun of it. They took out his eyes and tore his feet apart and...
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 19:31
...were actually molesting Apacalipse because he was wearing a Fwd. Adm. suit, so he LOOKED like me. After his suit tore open, Apacalipse...
Preasure
31 Mar 2005, 19:39
...was actually being controlled by an EVIL SCHEMING DARKSIDE OWL! teh 0\/\/|z are c0ming! ph34r teh 0\/\/|z!!!
LightWorm
31 Mar 2005, 20:08
Just then every one started speaking in 1337!! 1!|<3 7|-|!5!!
...until they stopped because...
Apocalypse
31 Mar 2005, 20:27
...everyone looked at my 3rd twin they created so far, cos he was being molested by...
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:01
...73|-| |3l_|_|3...
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:07
Then the whole world exploded because an evil carrot..
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:09
Then the whole world exploded because an evil carrot.....s, which made Ivan V use the plural version of the word 'carrot', making him get dumdumDUM...PISTOL-WHIPPED!
...*whap*...
...OW!...
...
SuperBlob
31 Mar 2005, 21:11
...at which point I attempted to make Fwd. Adm. shut up as he was getting on my wick, so I ate him, along with the evil carrot, causing...
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:12
...The rabbits to get angry as there is no longer a carrot to eat so they..
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:14
...gave CPR to SuperBlob, who immediately threw me back up. Since he is notorious for not chewing before swallowing, I was unharmed. ...
SuperBlob
31 Mar 2005, 21:16
...So I hate him again, chewed properly, then ate all his cookies...
You can't beat me :p
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:16
... apart from the fact that you lost your eyes as he jabbed them out whilst being eaten
Preasure
31 Mar 2005, 21:16
...just slightly digested and smelling of pizza. Unfortunately Preasure killed Fwd with his Fork instantly, because I didnt like the smell. And there were anchovies on the pizza.
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:19
...So I hate him again, chewed properly, then ate all his cookies...
You can't beat me :pIs 'hate' supposed to be 'ate'? It's interesting.
...But to kill me, as I was in Superblob, he had to kill Blob also. Since he was dead, I punched a hole in Superblob's side and crawled out, since my Cookie ShieldPatent Pending!protected me from the Unholy Fork of Forkiness. ...
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:22
then super_freak got out a holy hand grenade an it landed in Fwd. Adm's mouth
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:24
...and after throwing it back at super, since super forgot to pull the ring pin on the grenade, he got pistol-whipped for not adding the '...''s to the beginning and end of his post. ...
Preasure
31 Mar 2005, 21:26
...And then Preasure got annoyed, beheaded Fwd, minced him up into tiny peices and fed him to the birds. Then he shot the birds, encased them in concrete and dropped them into the sea. ***ed.
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:26
...Super caught the HHG, did a really cool move (That I can't explain) and dunked it in a basketball hoop...
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:29
...and by then, the damn thing exploded. To his surprise, Preasure killed Fwd. Adm.'s STUNT DOUBLE PERSON TYPE THINGY! ...
SuperBlob
31 Mar 2005, 21:30
...then, with the help of P.P, Preasure bought me back to life...
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:31
..Then Super got bored and desided to go play with kittens, making a rude gesture with his hand.
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:32
...with Fwd. Adm.'s stolen 'Cookie of Life'. ...
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:33
...super got bored with kittens and unleashed their evilness on the rest of the world...
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:35
...and started chanting the entire 'Encyclopedia of...
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:39
...er kittens?...
SuperBlob
31 Mar 2005, 21:39
...and I also got bored, so I used BLACKMAIL on Fwd. Adm. - LEAVE THIS THREAD FOREVER, OR I SHALL ASK A MOD TO CLOSE IT!!...
*hint hint* :p
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:39
...So the big blue and green and red and purple and...
super_frea
31 Mar 2005, 21:40
Fwd Adm is it normal for someone to like cookies that much?
...'Sausage'...
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:42
Fwd Adm is it normal for someone to like cookies that much
'Sausage'I'm lactose intolerant. Which makes it even more ludricious. The only type of chocolate i've ever had is this Lactaid crap and it was horrible. Is it normal for Superblob to like FOOD that much? :rolleyes:
...and 'Ham', which was the new special at 'Burger...
Fwd. Adm.
31 Mar 2005, 21:47
...But it was super's retarded 'Mental Institution for the Highly Gifted' 's universe. Not ours. Case closed. ...
To begin a new sentence, I could a-splode something, but instead, I'll just say this: Meanwhile chafing pants bob was running down the street with a potato on his back screaming:...
Scotworm
1 Apr 2005, 10:38
..and post in this great thread so it will never die", he/she continued, when suddenly 500 naked ladies skydived right into a huge birds wing, screaming...
LightWorm
1 Apr 2005, 11:31
... " Yes, slick" and then slick woke up...
Apocalypse
1 Apr 2005, 11:49
...and when he looked for the 500 naked women, he only saw 20 fat *******s looking at him...
LightWorm
1 Apr 2005, 12:44
... so slick stabed himself with...
SuperBlob
1 Apr 2005, 12:51
...a spoon, and then realised that it didn't work, and sobbed to himslef in a corner. Meanwhile...
LightWorm
1 Apr 2005, 13:03
In a dormant volcano labaratoty Paul.Power was working on Super chickens when...
SuperBlob
1 Apr 2005, 13:19
...I told Lightworm he's been watching to much Grim and Evil...
:p
Tuke_Kid
1 Apr 2005, 13:48
So he cried and cried because Tuke_Kid was leaving the fourm
LightWorm
1 Apr 2005, 13:49
... "Duh, Where did ya think I got the idea?" Replyed LW...
Apocalypse
1 Apr 2005, 15:08
... "internet?" said I...
LightWorm
1 Apr 2005, 15:39
... "corect"
Apocalypse
1 Apr 2005, 15:42
...and lw went to school to blow...
LightWorm
1 Apr 2005, 16:05
... up the head master and eat...
Apocalypse
1 Apr 2005, 16:19
...his head, but while blowing up the headmaster, lw used napalm, so the head was all...
Preasure
1 Apr 2005, 20:00
...burned and crunchy. So he just ate the liver and ovaries.
Fwd. Adm.
1 Apr 2005, 20:55
...He got very sick, as the organs were infected with...
What's with the '666' and '999' avatars?
Apocalypse
1 Apr 2005, 21:02
What's with the '666' and '999' avatars?*grins, laughs, posts and walks away* hehehe *grins even more, then bursts into a laugh*
...Salmonella bacteria. Meanwhile, while I was sipping my cup-a-T, Aku saw fwd. adm.'s post and starts to MHAO...
Fwd. Adm.
1 Apr 2005, 21:09
...OAHSJKDFUFEN, which means...
Tuke_Kid
1 Apr 2005, 22:28
Tuke kid once agaijn tried to kill Apocolypse after which he got in trouble with his teacher for being on the fourum so he had to leave
Fwd. Adm.
1 Apr 2005, 22:34
...d, making 'leave' turn into an incorrect past-tense. ...
*WHAP*
SuperBlob
1 Apr 2005, 22:37
...and then Fwd. Adm. remembered my bribe, so...
:p
Fwd. Adm.
1 Apr 2005, 22:39
...he accepted Blob's offer of $500,000 in retarded cockroaches to stop correcting grammar. Since that's all I live for, I repeatedly...
LightWorm
2 Apr 2005, 09:43
... smashed Worm god on the head with...
Tuke_Kid
2 Apr 2005, 13:01
A gluestick
Apocalypse
2 Apr 2005, 13:10
...making wormgod very sticky, so he couldn't move anymore. So I took my nice gun and made 'em look like Swiss cheese...
LightWorm
2 Apr 2005, 14:58
... and Jerry da hut ate him with...
SuperBlob
2 Apr 2005, 15:20
...his steak knife, then I ate him, a completely destroyed him...
:p
LightWorm
2 Apr 2005, 16:20
... and 50000 odd...
Tuke_Kid
2 Apr 2005, 17:28
Sea Monkeys
LightWorm
2 Apr 2005, 18:26
(Sea Monkeys?)
... Ruled by the dictator Varol...
Apocalypse
2 Apr 2005, 20:02
...were sent to destroy all worms, because...
LightWorm
2 Apr 2005, 20:30
... he didn't like them because...
Apocalypse
2 Apr 2005, 20:33
... he just didn't like them. So when his army of Sea monkeys marched towards the worms, moste of the worms started to...
Fwd. Adm.
2 Apr 2005, 20:59
...chug liquefied Jell-o until it squirted out of their...
Tuke_Kid
3 Apr 2005, 02:07
Noses. Unfortunately sea monkeys love jello, and they ate most of the worms who had drank the jello
Fwd. Adm.
3 Apr 2005, 02:26
...So Worm 1 got fed up and bought his OWN FISHY LASER, and shot...
Tuke_Kid
3 Apr 2005, 02:42
The sea Monkeys...
Fwd. Adm.
3 Apr 2005, 03:01
...Underground lair. This took quite a while, as the shots were 10mm in diameter. The sea monkeys noticed after a little while, and...
SuperBlob
3 Apr 2005, 03:08
...A-SPLODED...
*hides*
LightWorm
3 Apr 2005, 07:09
... on super blobs flan...
Preasure
3 Apr 2005, 11:40
...that was stolen and hoarded by Cisken on his Big Heap O' Flans.
Scotworm
3 Apr 2005, 11:48
...Which he was trying hard to prevent from being infested by absolutely papery...
Apocalypse
3 Apr 2005, 12:51
...a-splosions, but he failed. Meanwhile...
Scotworm
3 Apr 2005, 13:05
...a few ducklings were sitting on a green house looking very puzzled. Duckling 1 said very suddenly and loudly...
Apocalypse
3 Apr 2005, 15:19
..."buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuurrrrp!"...
wich cause him to revive all the a-sploded items ever (including my flan, you basts!)
Tuke_Kid
4 Apr 2005, 02:04
tards which promptly went to un a-splode all asplodedthings, so they could give them to apocolipse
LightWorm
4 Apr 2005, 07:29
... Who vomited on them...
Apocalypse
4 Apr 2005, 09:07
...because they didn't spell my name right, they said:"...
should I keep count on correct spellings and wrong spellings of my name?
LightWorm
4 Apr 2005, 17:16
... "mmm Corn"...
SuperBlob
4 Apr 2005, 17:26
...and A-SPLODED!!
Fwd. Adm.
4 Apr 2005, 17:26
..."Yay! Corn-flavored Trinitrotoluene!". ...
Apocalypse
4 Apr 2005, 17:36
...and A-SPLODED!!...again, someone has become the victim of...
Fwd. Adm.
4 Apr 2005, 17:42
...posting at the same time as someone else, which leads us to theWE INTERRUPT YOUR DAILY PROGRAMING TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN. ...
Preasure
4 Apr 2005, 18:40
..."Fwd.Adm has discovered the [big] coding and is missusing it terribly. We urge anyone who has been the victim to contact the polics and/or army."
Fwd. Adm.
4 Apr 2005, 19:35
..."Fwd.Adm has discovered the [big] coding and is missusing it terribly. We urge anyone who has been the victim to contact the polics and/or army."There are more than 100 more [ ] codes, i'll post them in my sig when i'm not watched.
...Fwd. Adm. sat there wondering what 'polics' could be. Poilitics? Polystrenomaniacs? Oh! Police! Yay. ...
Tuke_Kid
5 Apr 2005, 00:33
.. And was pistol whipped by tuke kid for no apparent reason. At which tuke kid ran into a rocketship and blasted off into space where he could not be found (by anyone)
.. And was pistol whipped by tuke kid for no apparent reason. At which tuke kid ran into a rocketship and blasted off into space where he could not be found (by anyone)
And alas, here he rested for several millenia, until one day, quite unexpectantly, Deadcode discovered the carcass whilst raiding his grandmothers biscuit tin. And despite the urge to go for the foil wrapped chocolate goodness he reached for the crumb like spiny buscuit at the bottom of the tin, plucked it out, took one sneaky nibble, then a lick and..
Tuke_Kid
5 Apr 2005, 02:28
The Buiscuit exploded into a full blown Doomworm, at which point he exclaimed HOLY F*ck! Spadge has posted on the spammiest thread ever!!! THE WORLD HAS GON CRAZY!!!! he then proceded to shoot countless innocent worms with shotgun, before mysteriously self a-sploding back into space.
LightWorm
5 Apr 2005, 06:39
Meanwile, Professor Deric von strudlepantihos was working on his latus creation...
Apocalypse
5 Apr 2005, 11:50
...and so he got them, in a negative way: they were...
Tuke_Kid
5 Apr 2005, 13:10
Mutant Moderators....
...consisting of the body of andrew.taylor and the head of thomasp...
LightWorm
5 Apr 2005, 13:26
... which were 45 ft tall, and had...
Apocalypse
5 Apr 2005, 13:49
... one thousand eyes, to watch every forumer there is...
...and one thousand hands with one thousand fingers, each on a 'close thread' button...
Apocalypse
5 Apr 2005, 14:43
...and some are even on the "ban" button, but then someone came and...
... Sang WAKA LAKA VERY LOUDLY MAKING EVERYONE'S HEAD A SPLODE WITH A LOUD GAULORSH! ...
That's right, I've been listening to Waka Laka today. I've gone completely doo-lally.
Fwd. Adm.
5 Apr 2005, 17:30
...Fwd. Adm. was spared, because he keeps addressing himself in the third-person view. He eventually went crazy, and...
SuperBlob
5 Apr 2005, 17:45
...there was much rejoicing...
Fwd. Adm.
5 Apr 2005, 17:49
..., imagined Fwd. Adm., since everyone else was DEAD, SB. He eventually went postal and shot squirrels with a .22. ...
SuperBlob
5 Apr 2005, 17:50
...flingamajig. "They were rejoicing in HEAVEN Fwd. Adm", said a little freakish blob who...
Preasure
5 Apr 2005, 18:51
...was beaten by Preasure to the 2000TH POST IN THIS THREAD!!!! w00t!!! Wahey!! r0x0r!!! Egadimatrix Biscuit Factory!!! Huargh!!!
Thank you, thank you...
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