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Apocalypse
5 Apr 2005, 19:41
...were his last words, because then in heaven, he was "DELETED"...
Tuke_Kid
5 Apr 2005, 20:32
And sent into space with Tuke Kid. Tuke kid then said "g'day chap, would you mind some crumpets and a cup-o-T?
Fwd. Adm.
5 Apr 2005, 21:49
...All of this was in Fwd. Adm.'s deranged mind, so he took 20,000 Valiums and somehow survived. ...
Tuke_Kid
5 Apr 2005, 23:49
And was then hit by a bus. While al lthat was happining DR. Frankenworm was...
E-102 Worm
5 Apr 2005, 23:53
..downtown finding a fresh brain for his ugly-looking creation, and found a perfect brain, but it actually belonged to...
me... so i killed every worm in the world and start to laught so GAME OVER.... :mad:
Tuke_Kid
6 Apr 2005, 02:35
Ok... welcome to the fourum, Dont end the stories like that they suck if you do
Continuing from post before lastone
... to Al Einstein, so they took Coyotes brain instead. It happend to be quite pale and wrinkled but...
Apocalypse
6 Apr 2005, 10:29
...if fitted right in Fwd. Adm.'s empty head. Now that he had brains, he...
twoapenny
6 Apr 2005, 10:43
...managed to eat with a spoon. unluckily...
Apocalypse
6 Apr 2005, 10:47
...it was Philby's spoon and it a-sploded in his face, blowing his brains out again...
twoapenny
6 Apr 2005, 11:00
so they used Al Einstein's brain instead. The problem with this is that Fwd. Adm.'s body couldnt take the smartness of the brain and a-sploded...
Apocalypse
6 Apr 2005, 13:22
...and while he was at it, he a-spoded in total! Bye Fwd. Adm.!! "And STAY dead", ...
LightWorm
6 Apr 2005, 14:52
... Then LW used the spork of the dead to...
super_frea
6 Apr 2005, 15:28
...create the worlds biggest mushroom the mushroom theen fell on top of...
Apocalypse
6 Apr 2005, 16:47
...wormland and squashed al worms in there, luckily, I aint one of them, neither is...
super_frea
6 Apr 2005, 17:19
er me.................?
... Then I came along with a microscope to examine the world's smallest giant mushroom and what it had done to wormland (wormland and the 'shroom are microscopic now, HA!) ...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Apr 2005, 17:33
...An odd thought formed in Apocalypse's head, and he went half-crazy trying to seek an answer. It came when he recieved a phone call from Fwd. Adm. stating that he killed Fwd. Adm.'s STUNT DOUBLE'S TWIN BROTHER! W00T! Fwd. Adm. was deemed immortality, so he went to the...
Quit killing me. I don't do that to you guys.
... Giant temple of Death and got killed then resurrected for the skeletons to have fun with (see VGcats comic #80). Meanwhile, in P.P's laboratory, Tigris was studying the reactions between nettus l33tus and nettus elitus...
nettus = bacteria, basically bacteria version of how l33ters and elite players react to each other.
www.vgcats.com
twoapenny
6 Apr 2005, 18:05
...both a-sploded in his face causing...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Apr 2005, 19:45
... Giant temple of Death and got killed then resurrected for the skeletons to have fun with (see VGcats comic #80). Meanwhile, in P.P's laboratory, Tigris was studying the reactions between nettus l33tus and nettus elitus...
nettus = bacteria, basically bacteria version of how l33ters and elite players react to each other.
www.vgcats.comVG Cats is such a retarded site. It's a friggin noob haven, filled with uninteresting crap. C'mon.
...and the reactions between Trinotrotoluene and nitroglycerin when added to a precipitate of liquid helium and water when submerged at 400 feet at 4000 degrees kelvin...
Preasure
6 Apr 2005, 20:15
...but no-one really cared because Splapp was holding a cock fight. Seizing the oppertunity...
Tuke_Kid
6 Apr 2005, 20:31
Tuke kid changed the subject. He was now talking about...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Apr 2005, 20:41
...Fwd. Adm.'s topic. ...
super_frea
6 Apr 2005, 21:15
...which is realy boring so Super changed the subject to a fat worm called...
VG Cats is such a retarded site. It's a friggin noob haven, filled with uninteresting crap. C'mon.
And I guess you're some Penny Arcade fanboy eh? As I said before, don't make me post a link to your 'Canadian crucifixion' flash. I will whenever you insult something\someone with a high awesomeness quotient.
Tuke_Kid
6 Apr 2005, 23:02
POST A LINK< IF IT IS ANYTHING MAKIN|G F+UN OF CANADIANS I WILL, well do nothing... but
...Superblob who then proceded to devour....
twoapenny
7 Apr 2005, 09:45
...Fwd. Adm....
Apocalypse
7 Apr 2005, 11:26
...but he couldn't because he was dead and NEVER seen again. In the meantime... cup-a-T anyone??
Tuke_Kid
7 Apr 2005, 13:13
Tuke kid calmly accepted the cup-o-T and he and Apocalypse sat there and related the many times they had tied to kill each other, laughing as they went-
Apocalypse
7 Apr 2005, 13:20
... "remember that time where you..." BWAAAAAMM!!! "What was that?!", I said...
LightWorm
7 Apr 2005, 13:47
... to a teabag...
Preasure
7 Apr 2005, 14:43
...a second helping of plum duff, if you would be so good my dear.
twoapenny
7 Apr 2005, 17:23
...BOOM! went the...
Fwd. Adm.
7 Apr 2005, 17:26
And I guess you're some Penny Arcade fanboy eh? As I said before, don't make me post a link to your 'Canadian crucifixion' flash. I will whenever you insult something\someone with a high awesomeness quotient.I've never heard of Penny Arcade, nor have I heard of 'Canadian Crucifixion'. Go ahead and post my 'Cookie Monster' Flash, if you'd like. I'm f-ing proud of it. And I don't give a crap if some asswipe is just going to try to insult my opinion, so there.
...but he couldn't because he was dead and NEVER seen again. In the meantime... cup-a-T anyone??Oh, you're just proud of yourself, aren't you? :p
...Cup of Tea. Fwd. Adm. was carrying an Ankh of Reincarnation, so he was brought back to life. He donned his Cloak of Shadows, Crown of Kings +12, Circlet of Nobility, and his Claws of Attack +15. And he placed tanks strategically around his base, along with anittank and antiair turrets along the perimeter of his cardboard box hideout. His base was indestructible and impenetrable. In short, quit killing me. ...
super_frea
7 Apr 2005, 18:00
...but then he remembered that he was already dead so he flopped over and landed on a scone,
and sticking out of his eye you could see a...
twoapenny
7 Apr 2005, 18:12
...tiny, tiny fly shaking it's fist, suddenly...
super_frea
7 Apr 2005, 18:39
...the fly bit him and he turned into a...
Fwd. Adm.
7 Apr 2005, 19:17
...living breathing, indestructible, ageless replica of Fwd. Adm. Since he was a replica, he...
Apocalypse
7 Apr 2005, 19:27
...was dead also...
Fwd. Adm.
7 Apr 2005, 20:17
...was dead also...WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! QUIT IT, DAMN YOU!
super_frea
7 Apr 2005, 20:33
...so he couldn't move, super poked him in the eye with a stick and laughed, just then he exploded into several tiny bits and...
SuperBlob
7 Apr 2005, 20:38
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! QUIT IT, DAMN YOU!
We find you annoying :p Look, why can't you just stay DEAD?! Get over it, it's a freaking STORY! I don't care if I die!
LightWorm
7 Apr 2005, 21:35
...so he couldn't move, super poked him in the eye with a stick and laughed, just then he exploded into several tiny bits and...
slime started spilling out of the walls
Preasure
7 Apr 2005, 21:39
...onto his head. So he took out his Nintendo DS and...
super_frea
7 Apr 2005, 21:40
plugged it into his computer, with a magic wire and started downloading illegal games OMG...
AndrewTaylor
7 Apr 2005, 21:42
We find you annoying :p Look, why can't you just stay DEAD?! Get over it, it's a freaking STORY! I don't care if I die!
In many ways, I think it was a mistake to use forummers. Everyone wants to be the hero, and nobody wants to be dead. At one point I'm sure there were four unconnected stories trying to progress in the same sentence without ever referring to each other. You'd be better off with one protagonist, say Boggy B, and typing a sentence or two in each post. But that's just me.
so the police arrested him and he started to cry , then.....
In many ways, I think it was a mistake to use forummers. Everyone wants to be the hero, and nobody wants to be dead. At one point I'm sure there were four unconnected stories trying to progress in the same sentence without ever referring to each other. You'd be better off with one protagonist, say Boggy B, and typing a sentence or two in each post. But that's just me.
I agree, and I don't want to be the hero, I don't want even show up. :p
Anyway, ...the story totally lost the point so we will start again from the magic coconut over the pixeland...
...who bursts sausages for a living...
...in the daily a-sploding factory...
Yes, I'm back
Tuke_Kid
8 Apr 2005, 00:46
At which the gov't banned the word a-splode and decided that wohever should say this word will, well, be imaginarily stoned to death.
twoapenny
8 Apr 2005, 12:24
...so naturally superblob and cisken were stoned to death imaginarily, but...
Scotworm
8 Apr 2005, 14:09
and nobody wants to be dead.
*Cough*
1010110011010
...so naturally superblob and cisken were stoned to death imaginarily, but...
...they A-SPLODED (muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...) so..
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 16:05
...Cisken was stoned to death, giving me some time to have a cup-a-T with Tuke, to whom I was talking about our efforts to try to kille each other but continuesly failed to do so...
twoapenny
8 Apr 2005, 17:13
... until the the crumpets got burnt, so then apoc and tuke kid went to a cafe...
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 17:43
...and continued their chat with a pint...
twoapenny
8 Apr 2005, 18:30
...unluckily for them somone had slipped explosives into their drinks...
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 18:32
...while we were in the men's room. Lucky for us, we forgot our drinks and went our separate ways. The drink on the other hand, was drunk by...
SuperBlob
8 Apr 2005, 18:50
...Fwd.Adm., who consequently guess what's coming A-SPLODED!!
Fwd. Adm.
8 Apr 2005, 18:54
In many ways, I think it was a mistake to use forummers. Everyone wants to be the hero, and nobody wants to be dead. At one point I'm sure there were four unconnected stories trying to progress in the same sentence without ever referring to each other. You'd be better off with one protagonist, say Boggy B, and typing a sentence or two in each post. But that's just me.It's not that I don't like being killed once in a while. Every time that I try to ressurect myself, I keep getting killed off. It's annoying.
double post edit
...Fwd.Adm., who cosequently guess what's coming A-SPLODED!!But since 'cosequently' isn't a word, SuperBlob died for some reason and Fwd. Adm. popped out of his carcass! And...um...everyone stared at Fwd, and...um... ...
It's not that I don't like being killed once in a while. Every time that I try to ressurect myself, I keep getting killed off. It's annoying.
So just don't resurrect yourself :p
...he exploded again... :rolleyes:
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 18:56
It's not that I don't like being killed once in a while. Every time that I try to ressurect myself, I keep getting killed off. It's annoying.but for others it's fun! Take that time where tuke tried to kill me alot... ok, so he typed my name wrong all the time. You should be happy to become the subject many times!...Fwd.Adm., who cosequently guess what's coming A-SPLODED!! But he survived miraculasly... happy adm? Now you're not going to die, or at least try to stay alive
Fwd. Adm.
8 Apr 2005, 18:56
So just don't resurrect yourself :p
...he exploded again... :rolleyes:...and again and again, to the point where he was mortally wounded. BUT he somehiw survived, and travelled to the city of Isthmus Island, where he did NOT FRIGGiN DIE! ...
Do you guys hate me or something?
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 18:58
...but he lived a life in peace for the coming two pages (so don't kill him next post :p)...
Fwd. Adm.
8 Apr 2005, 19:01
but for others it's fun! Take that time where tuke tried to kill me alot... ok, so he typed my name wrong all the time. You should be happy to become the subject many times!Not when I know the outcome of almost each post.
But he survived miraculasly... happy adm? Now you're not going to die, or at least try to stay alive*bows to Apoc* *Fwd's back spasms* *Crumples to floor*
Can you not call me 'adm'? Newbs might think that my name is Adam, and might call me that. Just plain Fwd.
double post edit
...but he lived a life in peace for the coming two pages (so don't kill him next post :p)......, but he still missed the attention. He befriended the monkeys on Isthmus Island, so...
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 19:03
...fwd. live a peaceful live at the island. Meanwhile on the other side of the world, a...
Fwd. Adm.
8 Apr 2005, 19:05
...G.I. Joe, or GastroIntestinal Joe action figure, was spamming relentlessly. ...
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 19:07
...putting entire forums to the power of spam, only this forum survived thanks to the community being...
Preasure
8 Apr 2005, 19:41
...incredibly FAT and keen on using CAPITALS for no apparent REASON.
NOw this G.I. Joe shouted out loud "I'm-a-a-splode-y'all!!!", so he got stoned to death...
LightWorm
8 Apr 2005, 20:19
... for saying "P4K RTULES!!!!!!!eleven!!"...
Apocalypse
8 Apr 2005, 20:41
...But in the same forum, everybody survived because they were not spammy, so the spaminator could infiltrate the...
Fwd. Adm.
8 Apr 2005, 20:43
...banned form of T_Magdi. First on his list to spam was the member named...
Tuke_Kid
8 Apr 2005, 22:29
fwd. aDM who was dead, and therefore had to be b8uried, which he was
...until SuperFatman came to rescue! with a...
Scotworm
9 Apr 2005, 10:19
If everyone is so upset about dying, Iv'e won an award for it! :p
...banana, when suddenly, Cisken's flan barn very suddenly DIDN'T a-splode, hence, another catastrophe was avoided...
twoapenny
9 Apr 2005, 10:49
...although scotworm was very dissapointed because...
I've never heard of Penny Arcade, nor have I heard of 'Canadian Crucifixion'. Go ahead and post my 'Cookie Monster' Flash, if you'd like. I'm f-ing proud of it. And I don't give a crap if some asswipe is just going to try to insult my opinion, so there.
You called VG Cats a n00b heaven, this doesn't have anything to do with the site. Of course you could make a comment on the art or the jokes of the comic, but judging by your comment it sounded like you just wanted to sound like a smartass and not a good critic. Back on topic!
Apocalypse
9 Apr 2005, 11:49
...although scotworm was very dissapointed because......he didn't get an award for being the most concerned worm to be killed...
Scotworm
9 Apr 2005, 12:34
...when suddenly, a thousand bullets suddenly rained down on him. He didn't bother taking any notice, in the knwoledge that he would be ressurected in the form of a...
Make this imaginitive, for my sake... please? :p
Apocalypse
9 Apr 2005, 13:16
...worm :p, but it wasn't nescesary, because I used my skills with a minigun and shot all bullets away! (yes all 1000)...
Scotworm
9 Apr 2005, 13:26
...although they were mostly on the opposite side of me, but I thanked him for the 300 that he saved me from. We sat down and to have a Cupa-a-T, only to discover his supply had been stolen by a rabid...
Preasure
9 Apr 2005, 20:07
...RUSSIAN SCHEMING DARKSIDE OWL!!! These bloody owls, they just dont give up.
... "Fancy some cheese, Gromit?" ...
LightWorm
9 Apr 2005, 20:28
... asked Worm God to...
...Wallace, who replied...
Apocalypse
9 Apr 2005, 20:41
..."is it sheep cheese?" "I hope not, cos it's been said it could say BOOM!"...
LightWorm
9 Apr 2005, 21:50
... but it wasn't insted it was...
super_frea
9 Apr 2005, 22:04
...Rat's cheese "Ew" said...
Tuke_Kid
10 Apr 2005, 03:59
Tuke kid...
twoapenny
10 Apr 2005, 10:27
...although in his head he was really saying, yum yum!...
Apocalypse
10 Apr 2005, 12:53
...and he ate all of the cheese, only to discover that it was...
LightWorm
10 Apr 2005, 13:21
... a panther...
twoapenny
10 Apr 2005, 13:59
Which ate him from the insides out...
Apocalypse
10 Apr 2005, 14:17
...and that didn't look too nice at all...
LightWorm
10 Apr 2005, 14:34
So the BBC censor...
Apocalypse
10 Apr 2005, 14:37
...forgot to block the images, but it was too late and millions of young worms saw what happened to poor tuke, being eaten alive from the inside out. So came an angry mom to...
WormGod
10 Apr 2005, 15:45
...SHUT UP AND START...
Tuke_Kid
10 Apr 2005, 16:02
reviving tuke kid...
Apocalypse
10 Apr 2005, 16:35
...POSTING YOU...you...ehmm...
LightWorm
10 Apr 2005, 16:50
... So LW wentout to get some Jaffa cakes...
twoapenny
10 Apr 2005, 17:00
...but came back with a plunger stuck on his forehead claiming that he...
AndrewTaylor
10 Apr 2005, 17:01
...would exterminate the doctor.
twoapenny
10 Apr 2005, 17:04
...Andrew Taylor just had to ask why he would exterminate the doctor, so LW told him...
super_frea
10 Apr 2005, 17:21
...that he is mental and started dancing around the table, to the tune of OO EE OO AA AA TING TANG WALA WALA BING Bang, just then...
WormGod
10 Apr 2005, 17:22
..."Meh! ME£££3$$H|-|!11!!!ex!ama1ion!!"...
twoapenny
10 Apr 2005, 17:23
...a huge pigeon swooped down and gulped down LW...
double post edit
(aww u posted at the same time as me, but since my post makes more sense to everyone, everyone must uses mine! fwhahahah!)
Preasure
10 Apr 2005, 20:22
...before crapping him into the sulpur mine.
twoapenny
10 Apr 2005, 20:25
The cookie that LW was carrying...
super_frea
10 Apr 2005, 21:04
...began to morph into a...
Tuke_Kid
10 Apr 2005, 22:13
Grenade, and an active one at that.
AndrewTaylor
10 Apr 2005, 22:17
He ate it anyway.
Tuke_Kid
10 Apr 2005, 22:41
And promplty died.
Cisken1
11 Apr 2005, 01:41
causing him to...
BURP real loud (eheheh, no a-sploding here!)...
Tuke_Kid
11 Apr 2005, 02:29
At which point all of ciskens flans a-sploded.
Cisken1
11 Apr 2005, 06:54
(you cruel bast!) ...But he had a stock pile burried somewhere good...
Apocalypse
11 Apr 2005, 07:54
...but when Cisken got there, SB was busy eating the last one of them.
Tuke_Kid
11 Apr 2005, 13:08
(you cruel bast!) ...But he had a stock pile burried somewhere good...
I laught at u foo!
So cisken began to Cry. Then a random spammer walked along and...
dansworms
11 Apr 2005, 13:24
...And Daniel and Hobo shot everybody with a shotgun...
Apocalypse
11 Apr 2005, 13:55
...but after a while, it was empty and they had to refill the gun. At that point a lot of forumers were very angry at them and...
wormsfan77
11 Apr 2005, 14:11
thrown tomatos at them. So they got very red....
Apocalypse
11 Apr 2005, 14:12
...and they looked like they were bleeding, so an ambulance came and...
wormsfan77
11 Apr 2005, 14:16
tried to help them, but....
Scotworm
11 Apr 2005, 15:46
...the cruel, cruel worm killed all the ambulance drivers and helpers, so more came, ad he killed them to, so his star rating rose too 6, and a tank promptly fell out of the sky, just like GTA...
wormsfan77
11 Apr 2005, 16:15
....so the worms got into the tank and shot some rockets on....
Apocalypse
11 Apr 2005, 16:31
...the other tanks, but then I came and I stopped the tank and hopped into my adjusted and tuned hunter helicopter. Together, we were invincible, because...
dansworms
11 Apr 2005, 17:28
The helicopter had concrete donkeys which...
But Daniel took a hose from a fire truck filled it with red bull and...
wormsfan77
11 Apr 2005, 17:43
Its incredible: the red bull works like acid and so the end of it was nigh but then....
Apocalypse
11 Apr 2005, 17:53
...a big storm was approaching and I had to land, and thus continue the rampage with my Minigun of Magic Bullets, "my my, big guns eh?" said...
twoapenny
11 Apr 2005, 18:09
Ak. promptly on the other side of the world...
Apocalypse
11 Apr 2005, 18:37
...where no-body lives but fwd. because he was defending his island against AK...
dansworms
11 Apr 2005, 20:54
...and Dans Worms' mobile island floted near with a super sheep barrage cannon and...
super_frea
11 Apr 2005, 20:59
...a super_frea cannon which fired super into a large coconut tree covered in...
dansworms
11 Apr 2005, 21:00
...gravestones which joined Dans worms and...
super_frea
11 Apr 2005, 21:08
...then jaws appeared and swallowed (insert name here) whole...
Fwd. Adm.
11 Apr 2005, 21:52
..., and Fwd. Adm. sustained extensive physical injury. And his pretzel broke in half. ...
Tuke_Kid
11 Apr 2005, 22:43
And floated away to a deserted island where
200th post w00t
Cisken1
11 Apr 2005, 23:06
suddenly cisken appeard and found TONS of flan (HA! GOT Y'ALL MEH!!!)
he ran into a bomshelter and locked himself in, meanwhile...
Tuke_Kid
11 Apr 2005, 23:27
The bombshelter was erased entierleey from the universe, along with all of ciskens flans... hehehehe
dansworms
11 Apr 2005, 23:42
Then Daniel replaced it with a mine and mine factory but ...
Tuke_Kid
11 Apr 2005, 23:47
Ciskens flans materialized above it, causing everything to explode, and leaving poor cisken with no flans.
dansworms
11 Apr 2005, 23:58
Daniel became so angry and strangeled cisken to death and...
Tuke_Kid
12 Apr 2005, 01:04
he died, duh.
DARKbeaky0
12 Apr 2005, 01:07
then a nuke blew up again on Cisken because the birdmine he set...
Tuke_Kid
12 Apr 2005, 01:39
But cisken was dead so nothing actually happened
Made in
12 Apr 2005, 01:48
...then a random thing showed up and removed all sig-somethings from the story...
Tuke_Kid
12 Apr 2005, 02:00
but made in was told to bugger off as tuke kid was on a roll
DARKbeaky0
12 Apr 2005, 02:04
then the human hole appered and sent everyone 2 CUTE HELL!
Made in
12 Apr 2005, 02:25
...again(!!!!)...
DARKbeaky0
12 Apr 2005, 02:28
...again(!!!!)...
Then my sig got an evil infection and kicked odie down into REAL hell.
Cisken1
12 Apr 2005, 07:32
Cisken was sitting in heaven, dead, with nothing but flan, and since he was dead no one could harm him! But that didn't stop the tiny plaid ninjas to...
DARKbeaky0
12 Apr 2005, 07:39
revive him! what he thought were ninja were sexy faries who revived him a little bit of ***....
Apocalypse
12 Apr 2005, 10:30
...and after cisken was revived,they killed him. Then they revived himand killed him, then they...
Cisken1
12 Apr 2005, 10:37
revived him and killed Apocalypse by a-splosion...
Apocalypse
12 Apr 2005, 10:39
...but they forgot I had armor on and thus I survived! Besides I was in my rampage mode and thus impossible to approach, let alone kill. So they continued to...
Cisken1
12 Apr 2005, 10:41
shake the doo-wap-a-lilly in a strange way...
DARKbeaky0
12 Apr 2005, 11:06
and then a nerd came and said "Stop this fighting" and I cut his face and offered him to the Great Beast...
dansworms
12 Apr 2005, 12:32
...To turn him into a weapon of mass destruction for Daniel.
Cisken1
12 Apr 2005, 13:32
wich a-spoded looking at the darn thing, and cisken got stoned to death again...
Apocalypse
12 Apr 2005, 16:22
...for saying the word. Meanwhile, I was sipping a cup-a-T at my table and I suddenly remembered to get the comic fixed so that I can continue with making the next one...
LightWorm
12 Apr 2005, 17:25
... wich was made of jaffa cakes...
Fwd. Adm.
12 Apr 2005, 17:31
... .Fwd. Adm. was wondering what a jaffa cake was, and would pay $50 to anyone kind enough to explain to this person-who-ain't-a-brit...
Scratch the part about $50.
Apocalypse
12 Apr 2005, 18:55
...but he never got to know, because he was stoned to death for not knowing what a Jaffa Cake is...
try google search duh...
Fwd. Adm.
12 Apr 2005, 19:22
...n't, since it's probably not a tire, or a pool, or an umbrella, or a pizza. Fwd. Adm. inexplicably reincarnated, and had a little suicide button that, when his heartbeat stopped, the nuke went off and killed every single other worm in the multiverse.
Preasure
12 Apr 2005, 19:35
...Fortunately, it was all a dream. Fwd woke up to find he was in a smelly room above a chip shop with no suicide button, that he had mislaid his pants, and that he was sharing a bed with Dawn French.
dansworms
12 Apr 2005, 20:51
And Daniel was being the arsonist he is.
Tuke_Kid
12 Apr 2005, 23:50
So tuke kid said, Screw off!!! and blew up the building..
Apocalypse
13 Apr 2005, 10:34
...with a piece of string?! "Darn it, I forgot it again!"...
DARKbeaky0
13 Apr 2005, 10:40
Then something came and stopped the story.
[:::THE END!:::]
dansworms
13 Apr 2005, 12:10
Yeah lets finish this.
I suggest one with a more balanced storyline
IM NEARING A 100 POINTS!
Apocalypse
13 Apr 2005, 12:38
Then something came and stopped the story.
[:::THE END!:::]but that was akll a dream, because for some reason, the matrix is a true story, so all things that happened here, never happened!
Tuke_Kid
13 Apr 2005, 12:52
but then someone realized it was the other way round, so tuke kid destroyed the small country of yugoslaviamavia
dansworms
13 Apr 2005, 13:01
And Daniels imps flamed puke kid
I mean tuke kid :D
Tuke_Kid
13 Apr 2005, 13:10
but un fourtunatly that didnt work cause tuke kid is actually Doomworm in discuise, nad after many years o dodging impy fireballs, they all missed and he shoved a shotgun in dansworms mouth and blew the back of his head out...
Apocalypse
13 Apr 2005, 13:11
...and for calling him puke, tuke demolested dansworms totally...
twoapenny
13 Apr 2005, 21:11
by feeding him jaffa cakes which fwd. made which ment that he was actually feeding him strong poinsonous pizza...
super_frea
13 Apr 2005, 21:21
...then super walked into the story exclaiming "This story is getting more and more random."
twoapenny
13 Apr 2005, 21:29
but as he said that, apoc cycled along and slapped super with a fish.
Tuke_Kid
14 Apr 2005, 00:47
Then tuke kid blew the back of his head out wit a shotgun...
Apocalypse
14 Apr 2005, 09:24
this thread is supposed to be random, that's why people keep it alive, and it's fun too!
...letting super bleeding to death in a nice, bloody bath...
dansworms
14 Apr 2005, 12:19
Daniels enforcers came and built a bunker that was used to kill puke kid for the killing of their don and...
Tuke_Kid
14 Apr 2005, 13:04
But unfortunatly, Puke kid died, but that's not me, thats my pukie twin, so i once again blew the head offof evrey worm to appose me...
dansworms
14 Apr 2005, 13:07
Dracuworm came and made tuke kid on Daniels side but...
Scotworm
14 Apr 2005, 13:08
...and his reign was over in a few minutes, and so a king was appointed, king Flabberbabber the umpteenth. All hail king Flabberbber the umpteenth!...
dansworms
14 Apr 2005, 13:10
...And Daniels gravestone and all his friends and followers flew to mars where they built a domsday device that...
Fwd. Adm.
14 Apr 2005, 16:37
...And Daniels gravestone and all his friends and followers flew to mars where they built a domsday device that......would keep dansworms' posts be so meaningless by continuously changing the plot. *whap*.
dansworms
14 Apr 2005, 16:57
...and Fwd adm disintegrated.
Scotworm
14 Apr 2005, 17:46
..."Oh damn" said TPOATIFA (The perfectly obvious ashes of Fwd. Adm), as he lookes around...
twoapenny
14 Apr 2005, 19:56
he saw a large female octopus sitting in a tree combing its unusual hair...
Preasure
14 Apr 2005, 20:02
...on her back. 'Ewwww', I hear you cry...
Apocalypse
14 Apr 2005, 20:13
...said Preassure, "I have the same problem"...
Preasure
14 Apr 2005, 20:17
...plus people keep mispelling my name! Help me doctor!
twoapenny
14 Apr 2005, 20:31
so the doctor came and combed preasure's back hair for him...
Tuke_Kid
14 Apr 2005, 20:33
but his hair war ripped out of his head, causing him to die...
Fwd. Adm.
14 Apr 2005, 20:39
but his hair war ripped out of his head, causing him to die......d, which was the incorrect past tense of 'die', so...*whap* ...
twoapenny
14 Apr 2005, 20:44
the earth was hit by a large smelly tuna.
Apocalypse
14 Apr 2005, 20:49
...which John Cleese held, doing the fish dance...
Fwd. Adm.
14 Apr 2005, 21:12
...which lyrics were...
dansworms
14 Apr 2005, 21:12
Fish heads,fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up yum!
Fish heads,fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up yum!
super_frea
14 Apr 2005, 21:41
...just then as super was killed a few threads ago, he came back as a zombie and ate dansworms whole, dans went through his digestive system (lets not go into detail) and came out landing on a pile of....
dansworms
14 Apr 2005, 23:19
Recussterating potion and he came back and turned super frea into a...
Tuke_Kid
14 Apr 2005, 23:36
Fwd. admin pistol whipping fool... and tuke kid had once again a grammar-change-be-gone, so his proper grammar couldn't be changed.
Apocalypse
15 Apr 2005, 10:46
...and for that he got watched again...
Tuke_Kid
15 Apr 2005, 13:00
...whatever that meant...
Apocalypse
15 Apr 2005, 14:06
...because fwd was used to being watched for spam, but now he's being watched for...
SuperBlob
15 Apr 2005, 15:54
...maps...
Apocalypse
15 Apr 2005, 15:58
...-ucking habits. This way fwd ate the entire world map located at a museam in...
super_frea
15 Apr 2005, 16:19
...Denamrk, Then boggy B entered and recieded a poem titled 'When Cows Explode' and this is how it went...
twoapenny
15 Apr 2005, 18:16
when cows explode they go BOOM! when they blow they go BOOM! but just think how nice they would be when they go tiddle de de when they gooooooooooooooo, BOOM!!!!...
Is this a never ending story?
And boom boom BOOM! Cows are boom!!!...
twoapenny
15 Apr 2005, 19:21
so that is how the story ended (i didnt see it going anywhere). new story!
double post edit
oh what the heck i'll start it! once there was a ...
Preasure
15 Apr 2005, 19:25
...annoying person who cut off the story just as it was getting started. So twoapennys post was IGNORED and...
twoapenny
15 Apr 2005, 19:29
he went nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! so he restarted the *sigh* cows going boom poem... boom boom boom! cows blow up when they feel like it, boom booom booooooom! cows blow up high into the sky! cows explode and so do sheep...
double post edit
just started?!
Preasure
15 Apr 2005, 19:32
...and also soft fruit if you're lucky. Sha-lala-lala-lala-la....
just started?!
Only 2,200ish posts. Thats titchy!
wormsfan77
15 Apr 2005, 19:36
....la-la-la. But what on earth is that fire in the sky?!?....
dansworms
15 Apr 2005, 20:49
Armageddon!!!!!!
wormsfan77
15 Apr 2005, 21:02
All worms are crying: "oh no we must have bunker, bunker, bunker!",but......
dansworms
16 Apr 2005, 01:05
Dans Worms stole all the bunkers and the worlds chocolate covered apple pie supply to make it into a super bunker with all the chocolate covered apple pie you can eat and...
DARKbeaky0
16 Apr 2005, 06:11
Dans Worms stole all the bunkers and the worlds chocolate covered apple pie supply to make it into a super bunker with all the chocolate covered apple pie you can eat and...
the armorgeddon was really flaming SuperBlobs who were getting bigger and exploding at will...
super_frea
16 Apr 2005, 08:43
...one landded right on top of...
(is this still part of the exploding cow poem?)
LightWorm
16 Apr 2005, 09:30
... Me (!)...
Apocalypse
16 Apr 2005, 12:21
is this still part of the exploding cow poem?no.
...and it a-sploded right in lw's face, so he was blinded...
wormsfan77
16 Apr 2005, 12:23
...and there still crushing comets on the ground. But whats this?!?...
Apocalypse
16 Apr 2005, 12:26
All of the sudden, the comets that crashed down to Wormland suddenly pulled themselves to one big comet, that weirdly looked an aweful lot like Superblob!
wormsfan77
16 Apr 2005, 12:32
so there was only two choices:....
Apocalypse
16 Apr 2005, 12:36
1: try to devise a brilliant plan to take out Superblob, using a huge amount of food to blow himself up, or
2: RUN LIKE HELL!!!!
wormsfan77
16 Apr 2005, 12:39
...So all worms put their food together.....
DARKbeaky0
16 Apr 2005, 12:41
And some TV walking around, showing P**n movies and made everyworm watch except...
Apocalypse
16 Apr 2005, 13:22
...wormsfan77, because he was eaten alive by Superblob...
wormsfan77
16 Apr 2005, 13:39
Haha. Very funny.
dansworms
16 Apr 2005, 14:50
And Dans Worms went insane from the lack of...
Fwd. Adm.
16 Apr 2005, 19:29
...'Big ol' Things of Medicine', his favorite snack. After everyone commented on the fact that Fwd. Adm. isn't watched anymore, they proceeded to the hulking form of Superblob. ...
dansworms
16 Apr 2005, 20:12
...and Dansworms cut his stomach and he became the ruler of the world.
Apocalypse
16 Apr 2005, 20:17
But not for long, because due to the cut he made in his stomach, de died after a few minutes...
Fwd. Adm.
16 Apr 2005, 20:28
...Fwd. Adm's miniscule brain couldn't figure out what 'de' was, and had a violent...
Apocalypse
16 Apr 2005, 20:38
...brain a-splosion, caused by me mistyping "he" into "de"...
Fwd. Adm.
16 Apr 2005, 20:40
...Luckily, Fwd. Adm. was instantly decapitated. Huh? ...
Cisken1
16 Apr 2005, 22:59
While the srping beans of jackloamalaugraymahalijara were singing their atnthem: The wookielagrebujyhimbylomarkizamskaz in the morning sjkilmelizo.
(wtf????)
Tuke_Kid
16 Apr 2005, 23:35
So we nuked em, cause they were confusing
LightWorm
17 Apr 2005, 09:31
and so Quasanamukana went to get some...
wormsfan77
17 Apr 2005, 09:33
....crisps, cuz he was SO hungry.....
super_frea
17 Apr 2005, 09:55
Then a random elephant entered and stood on...
twoapenny
17 Apr 2005, 10:18
an apple. also apoc got stoned to death for saying the word a few posts back...
Preasure
17 Apr 2005, 10:19
...thatpersons head. 'Get off me!' he yelled. But no use...
super_frea
17 Apr 2005, 10:22
...Splat and out flew his brains, then...
twoapenny
17 Apr 2005, 10:23
a pip from the apple that the random elephant stood on went flying through one of apocs eyes...
...then apoc started looking like splapp...
super_frea
17 Apr 2005, 11:52
...apart from the fact he has a big tuft of hair...
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