The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power (Forum Game)

[tgworm]

You get a spotty stamp

Punch in half a pig.

[Shadowmoon]

You get pork.


I insert some spicy red chillies.

[kolinmonk]

you get an horrible music band that as no sense of what is good music ,and yeah,red hot chili peppers s****

i insert randomness

[SgtFusion]

The machine's components become randomly arranged, thereby rendering it useless. An alien comes down, blasts the machine to powder with some kind of energy beam, rearranges the atoms of the machine to their original positions, and flies away.

I insert a Homo Habilus skull.

[yauhui]

You get fish.

Insert eukaryote.

[ferret47]

you get a prokaryote back

I put in a herd of 5 mad cows

[yauhui]

you get cow and chicken.

i insert what seems to be a red brick.

[tgworm]

You get Catdog

Lob in a shoe.

[kolinmonk]

you get a sock

i put the whole "the sims" "the sims 2" and it's expansion packs ever released

[Kelster23]

You get Sim City. All the ones that have ever been released.

Insert Guitar Hero.

[yauhui]

You get a guitar.

Insert a turbo. Previous owner still in coma.

[Plainplane]

You get oil sprayed into your face.

I insert a big pile of documents.

[Kelster23]

You get Microsoft Office.

Insert Bill Gates.

[Shadowmoon]

You get Windows XP.



I insert a cow.

[Shockdude]

you get a moo

i insert a school textbook
:p

[SgtFusion]

You get 8726345982634958273468927489GB of knowledge, causing your brain to explode.

I insert the knowledge that is left over.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get a zombie.

I insert some nonsense things that are really just rubbish. Just rubbish.

[Mayla]

You get a rubbish basket in your face.

I insert my brains.

[tgworm]

You get an I.Q.

Insert a botty.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a rude noise.


I insert a burp.

[kikumbob]

You get a "release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth. It is usually accompanied with a typical sound and at times an odor."

I insert a frighteningly poor undergraduate university student.

[SgtFusion]

You get a frighteningly rich primary (elementary) school student.

I insert $5,000 in coins, and £2,500 in £5 notes.

[Kelster23]

You get a Nugget.

Insert Pikachu.

[Shadowmoon]

You get Raichu


Insert a poke ball.

[Kelster23]

You get a Master Ball.

Insert Berry.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a berry tree.


Insert some brains...

[Kelster23]

You get a hungry Zombie!

Insert ashes.

[Xinos]

you get dust.

insert variable

[Plasma]

Receive f(variable)

[Kelster23]

Seeing how you didn't insert anything, the machine punches you in the face.

I insert your teeth.

[Geckogirl]

You get a pack of Xylitol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylitol)-enriched chewing gum.

I insert a Servbot.

[Rarsonic]

You get a Security 1 Bot (http://www.daxxus.org/wingnut/sshock/enemies.htm)

I insert an "ø".

[ShadowLord]

You get an "ö".

I insert a balloon.

[Kelster23]

You get Helium.

Insert Valentine's Day. (Stupid Holiday)

[Plasma]

Receive Valentine's Day. (Good endingHoliday)

I insert a puppy.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get Cerberus.

I insert Devil May Cry(Whole series.:D).

[Mayla]

You get a real life demon crying in his knees.

I insert my hamster.

[hdhdhd]

You get a guinea pig.

I insert Gadget Racers (Fun PS2 Game)

[robowurmz]

You get Micro Machines V3 (UBER fun PS1 game).

I put in the guy from my av, with the plant pot on his head.

[Kelster23]

You get a Piranha Plant from Mario.

Insert Tucan Sam.

[SgtFusion]

You get that guy from one of the froot loops commercials who steals your colours and turns you black and white (and gray).

I insert a Magic Bullet.

[Kelster23]

You get one plain bullet.

Insert Barney the Dinosaur.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get him again singing out loud it broke out everyone's eardrums.

Insert him again. Only I killed him.

You get Micro Machines V3 (UBER fun PS1 game).

I can't believe you play that too!:D

[hdhdhd]

You get only half of his body.

I insert that half.

I can't believe you play that too!:D
V4 is better.

[SgtFusion]

You get half a Tyrannosaurus Rex, which half eats half of you.

I insert the rest of your body.

[Plasma]

You get another Tyrannosaurus Rex, only this one eats all of you.

You are dead.
Retry? [Y/N]


I insert E-100α, also known as ZERO.


(also, MicroMachines V4 was better!)

[ShadowLord]

You get Beta.

I insert a Rickroll.

[Kelster23]

You get a roll of pennies.

Insert Bob the Builder.

[Shadowmoon]

You get noddy!


Insert The teletubbies.

[Mayla]

You get four TV's ripped off of their bellies.

I insert you. C:

[Shadowmoon]

You get the opposite of my name, Lightsun.


Insert the sun.

[SgtFusion]

You get a black hole, which sucks you, the machine, and everybody into another universe.

I insert 1,000 computer chips, 2.3% of them defective.

[Basti@n]

You gets cookies with chocolate chips, 2.3% of them are really poop.

I insert da Uber Gingerneck.

[Geckogirl]

You get a worm's neck that's made of gingerbread.

I insert Mentos chewing gum.

[SgtFusion]

A fountain of brown liquid shoots out of the machine, drenching you in Diet Coke.

I insert an empty Coke bottle.

[Basti@n]

You get a full Pepsi bottle.

I insert :eek:

[Shadowmoon]

You get struck by lightning and die.

Insert your body.

[Basti@n]

You get Myself multiplied by Myself and then multiplied by myself... (repeat forever until you die or get bored)

I insert my toilet.

[SgtFusion]

You get The Poopsmith (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/The_Poopsmith). You pass out because of the stench.

I insert a bucket of gravy.

[Mayla]

You get a bucket of ketchup.

I insert lobsters.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get many flying toy dentures and oh no! It chases almost anything!:p

I insert the old woman weapon.

[hdhdhd]

You get a sheep weapon.

I insert the 'con' in 'convention'.

[SgtFusion]

You get the 'pound' in 'impound'. You get crushed to the thinness of a credit card.

I insert your crushed body.

[Basti@n]

You get a cementery made out of paper.

I insert an emo.

[Kelster23]

You get Eyore.

Insert these awesome Hickory Sticks that I'm eating.

[Shockdude]

you get real sticks of hickory that you have to eat

i insert dairantou smash brothers x
:p

[SgtFusion]

You get the really old Super Mario Bros. for NES.

I insert an old Nintendo.

[yauhui]

You get a NES.

I insert my stupid flash mx, with hopes that a brand new Flash 8 would come out.

*waits*

[SgtFusion]

A bright flash of light comes from the machine, blinding you.

I insert 20 ice cubes.

[Shadowmoon]

You turn into an ice statue.


Insert you as an ice statue.

[kolinmonk]

the statue melts

i insert the water from the melted statue

[TeDdywoRm]

The machine turns into a futuristic water cannon and fires the water, blasting you away.

I insert the cannon into an another "Vending Machine Of Incredible Power".

[Shadowmoon]

You get a pirate worm.

Insert a cutlass.

[hdhdhd]

You get a phrase on the machine's display: "AAARRRRR, Matey!"

I insert a box of crackers.

[Shadowmoon]

You get fireworks.


Insert a rock.

[SgtFusion]

An extremely loud sound clip from a rock concert plays from the machine, causing you to go half deaf.

I insert a skeleton.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a hungry dog.

Insert the hungry dog.

[Geckogirl]

You get an octorok.

I insert the letter X.

[Shadowmoon]

You get the letter Z


Insert dictionary.

[Plasma]

Nothing happens, so you lean in.
You find a boxing glove!




With your face.


I insert 'tresni I'.

[SgtFusion]

You get "teg uoY"

I insert a turkey egg, a duck egg, and a chicken egg.

[Shockdude]

you get scrambled eggs

i insert an egg roll
:p

[Kelster23]

You get Egg Man.

Insert a mirror.

[SgtFusion]

You get yourself...and suddenly realize that the "you" in the mirror is real, while you are actually the one in the mirror. You get confused, and hurt yourself in your confusion.

I insert the shattered pieces of my former life (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Senor_Cardgage).

[Mayla]

You get your former life back as your shattered pieces come together and fix itself.

I insert a Yoshi.

[Geckogirl]

You get a Birdo

I insert myself.

[yauhui]

you get cutesy worms.

I insert Spadge.

[SgtFusion]

You get BoggyB.

I insert a WA shotgun.

[Kelster23]

You get a WWP shotgun.

Insert Stupid Diarrhea-Pizza-Hut "stuffed crust" that really gave us all a stomach ache.

[kikumbob]

You get food-poisoning and a leverage on a law suit.

Insert a tuxedo.

[Kelster23]

You get Moores.

Insert Mario.

[kikumbob]

You get coins. Lots of them. They all make "gah-Ling" sounds as they drop out of the machine.

I insert one of these shiny, sparkling coins.

[Plasma]

You shrink down to half your regular size while hearing somthing going WONK WONK WONK. Looks like everything in the Mario universe does harm you if you touch it.

I insert artistic talent.

[shadowman]

You get agentluke.

I insert a copy of One Unit:Whole Blood.

[Shockdude]

you get one unit of whole blood

i insert the next poster
:p

[SgtFusion]

You get one unit of 2% blood, and a poster asking you to donate blood.

I insert a stick of dynamite.

[Mayla]

You get a dozen of them and they explode right in the moment you pick them.

I insert shenanigans.

[SgtFusion]

You get scalliwags.

I insert €100 worth of iced coffee.

[Geckogirl]

You get €100 change. However, it's chocolate change.

I insert Dr. Robotnik's head.

[Apocalypse]

The machine ejects the head and spat it right back at ya!

I insert old memories

[SgtFusion]

You get future predictions.

I insert the text "What the f!@#$ junk?!?".

[TeDdywoRm]

You get consored.

I insert random.(Did I insert this thing again?)

[shadowman]

You get a paradox, and Zaphod Beeblebrox proclaiming how totally unfroody this is.

I insert :rolleyes:

[robowurmz]

You get :eek:.

I insert your web browser!

[PontyPete]

you get internet explorer version 6 back!

I insert a lemming and a worm

[SgtFusion]

You get a worming!

I insert the pigeon from "Under Scrutiny" (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=32867).

[Kelster23]

You get an Eagle from 'Above Scrutiny' (No such thing, I'm pretty sure)

Insert DS.

[*Splinter*]

You get an Eagle from 'Above Scrutiny' (No such thing, I'm pretty sure)

Insert DS.

You get SD

I insert HD

[kikumbob]

You get blu-ray

I insert a red ray.

[Shockdude]

you get a laser

i insert a microwave
:p

[TeDdywoRm]

You get a flash of ultra-violet rays for 3 hours, turning you unto dust.

I insert Shockdude only as a dust.:(

[yauhui]

The machine shoots his dust into free air, and it rearranges to resemble his avatar.

I insert minefield because it suck.

[SgtFusion]

You are dropped into a field of mines, and you are blown up by the first mine onto all the other mines. You lose 1087 health.

I insert You before you can explode.

[Apocalypse]

you get an asplosion!

I inster coretc slepping

[SgtFusion]

Uoy teg sdrawkcab gnilleps.

I insert a sheet of paper with invisible ink on it.

[Plasma]

You get a sheet of paper with less than invisible ink on it.

I insert a ram's skull (don't ask)

[yauhui]

The skull rams into your groin.

I insert Bugzilla.

[SgtFusion]

You get Godzilla at the size of a bug.

I insert pi candles.

[kikumbob]

You get a 2D fireball.

I insert a 2D fireball.

[Kelster23]

You get a D2 Fireball.

Insert God of Wii.

[yauhui]

You get a premature baby.

I insert SgtFusion's inability to come up with something better in every post he makes in this single thread.

[kikumbob]

You get a big fat spiteful lie.

I insert cheerios.

[Shadowmoon]

you get milk.




insert pizza

[Geckogirl]

You get cake.

I insert Mr. L.

[PontyPete]

You get an over ripe bananna

I put in a Keyboard

[SgtFusion]

You get a Keytar.

I insert a moon rock.

[Kelster23]

You get Rock Band on the moon.

Insert Lou from Guitar Hero 3.

[arcticworm]

You get a hand.

I insert Dreamcast-, PS2-, GameCube- and Xbox controllers

[kikumbob]

You get the most amazing controller in the world. Ever. Now you just need to find the console that goes with it...

I insert said console.

[super_frea]

You get a playcube-box-wii 360 station 3

I insert Shadowmoon...

[TeDdywoRm]

You get tons of threads.(No offense.)

I insert a forum member.

[kikumbob]

You get offense.

I insert a fence.

[Geckogirl]

You get a sign that says "OF".

I insert a moogle.

[Kelster23]

You get GOOGLE!

Insert Agumon.

[super_frea]

(I had to Google that to find out what it was)

You get a Mudkip

I insert Mr. Game & Watch

[Shadowmoon]

I insert Shadowmoon...

I request a new rule: your not allowed to insert members.

You get the poketch (from Diamond and Pearl for all those non-pokemon fans.)


Insert Harry Potter.

[Kelster23]

You get a Hairy Plant Potter.

I insert a Villar, which is a gigantic walking city.
Don't bother searching. It's in a book on not on google for once.

[yauhui]

You get Smallville.

I insert trojans.

[Shadowmoon]

you get imageshack.

insert a terrapin.

[Plasma]

You get a Man Of War.

I insert Shadowmoon!

[Shadowmoon]

you get loads of threads thrown in your face.

i insert super frea.....

[super_frea]

You get total awesomeness

I insert said awesomeness

[Shadowmoon]

god kills you.

insert my hair

[Kelster23]

You get cancer.

Insert La Grange.

[Metal Alex]

You get oranges.

I stare in front of the machine.

[Melon]

It does nothing.

I mean, come on, what the hell were you expecting?

I insert a list of Worms players (http://worms2d.info/People).

[Kelster23]

You get a list of Played worms.

Insert Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

[Shadowmoon]

you get the phrase: if you know what rickydavda's cooking.

insert chocolate bar.

[Kelster23]

You get a Drunk Bar.

Insert a hobo.

[super_frea]

I request a new rule: your not allowed to insert members.

i insert super frea.....

XD

You get a knifing…

I insert a Chaos Emerald…

[Kelster23]

You get Pokemon Emerald.

Insert Frankenchrist album. (Dead Kennedys)

[Geckogirl]

You get a manual on how to kill president Kennedy.

I insert Captain Olimar (from Pikmin).

[Plasma]

You get Strawberry Flower (the band that started their career making the Japanese songs for Pikmin. I still say Ai No Uta's lyrics are brilliant once translated)

I insert creatures that are ready to carry, fight, multiply and then be eaten.

[Shockdude]

you get a flower on your head that sucks the lift out of you

i insert a bacterium
:p

[Kelster23]

You get strep throat.

Insert MSN Messenger.

[super_frea]

...You get loads of random annoying people adding you for no apparent reason

I insert a pound coin...

[Kelster23]

You get a pound of coins.

Insert Mac.

[Shadowmoon]

You get Vista

Insert XP

[Kelster23]

You get XD

Insert Splapp's big retarded family...

[robowurmz]

You get a lot of angry, insane worms with knives.

I insert Scotland.

[Kelster23]

You get Butterscotch pudding.

Insert an Eraser.

[robowurmz]

Your face is rubbed out.

I insert a half-pint of chicken feed with a top hat on it.

[Kelster23]

You get Pops from Chicken Run or whatever that old rooster's name was.

Insert Gromit.

[kikumbob]

You get a squashed lump of plasticine.

I insert a rice cake.

[Kelster23]

You get China!

Insert China...

[Apocalypse]

You're squashed beneath the billions of Chinese popping out.

I insert Bankai.

[robowurmz]

You get Bangkok.

Insert King Leondiras.

[Apocalypse]

You get 300 kilos of icecream.

I insert dragon's breath.

[robowurmz]

You are burnt to a crisp.

I insert four four-thousandths of a half of a third of a fifteenth of 20 cowbells.

[Geckogirl]

A weight that weighs exactly 888,88888888888888888888888888888(etc.) tons falls on your head, killing your math-crazed brains instantly.

I insert NOT homework.

[kikumbob]

You get a bad grade.

I insert graduation.

[Apocalypse]

you get a job as garbage collector!

I insert a potato!

[Geckogirl]

You get a tomato.

I insert a piñata.

[super_frea]

You get a hiding

I insert Gene Simmons' tongue...

[Plasma]

You get kissed.

I insert Great A'Tuin.
(speaking of which, who here saw Sky One's "The Colour of Magic / The Light Fantastic" adaption on Easter?)

[kikumbob]

You get four elephants.

(I would've seen it if I had access to Sky, but alas. I'll get if it comes out on DVD.)
(Edit: apparently it was a very "bumbling" adaption.)

[Paul.Power]

I saw it. I thought the adaptation worked fairly well, even though they did chop and change a lot. It just worked somehow.

Although I'll be damned if David Jason will supplant my mental image of Rincewind.

[robowurmz]

I missed it...I wish I'd seen it, but I'll find a friend who recorded it somehow...

[Apocalypse]

I insert 3 people who broke the rules D=

[kikumbob]

You get a diluted version of the Team17 forum

I insert said forum

Although I'll be damned if David Jason will supplant my mental image of Rincewind. I don't think there is anyone in the world who could do that. I grimace at every depiction of Rincewind on the front the of the books. Anyway, my friend actually recorded it so I might get to see it soon after all.

[.JeT]

You get a perfect forum.

I insert... Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 Google it.

[Geckogirl]

You get an iron cup full of Brunswick Stew.

I insert a trophy full of Steak-umms. (Don't ask me what steak-umms are {-_-;})

[Apocalypse]

You get a head-on-a-stick!

I insert said head on said stick.

[.JeT]

You get a stick on a head. :|

I insert a empty bottle made of internets.

(Also, nooo! Geckogirl, you did it wrong! Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 is a name for a swedish kid, pronounced albin.. You should've got albin :P)

[Kelster23]

You get a book composed of Wikipedia.

I insert Disneyland.

[.JeT]

Not lollerdog again

[Apocalypse]

I insert said lollerdog :p

[Kelster23]

You get a lollercoaster.

Insert a soul.

[Geckogirl]

You get eternal damnation!

I insert a Lamborghini hot tub.

[Kelster23]

You get a Ferrari Ice Bath.

Insert April Fools...

[TeDdywoRm]

You get Mudkip.

I insert DA.

[Apocalypse]

You get a digital signal converted to an analog one!

I insert crappy art. (2 minute's work lol)

[super_frea]

You get shot

I insert Bono

[Apocalypse]

You get Noob.

I insert shotgun to fire said shot.. (why did you shoot me D=

[super_frea]

(FO' KICKS AN' GIGGLES)

You get a pancreas

I insert said pancreas

[SgtFusion]

You get hypoglycemia.

I insert Einstein's brain.

[Kelster23]

You get all the Einstein wasn't good at maths sayings.

Insert Italy shaped boots.

[SgtFusion]

You get China shaped plates.

I insert a Greece-shaped hand.

[Shockdude]

you get a greasy hand

i insert a hand-shaped greece
:p

[Kelster23]

You get an angry Kratos.

Quickly put Kratos back in the machine before he destroys everything.

[Apocalypse]

You get Anak Krakatoa D=

I insert said volcano's hot magma.

[Kelster23]

You get Obsidian.

Insert a pencil.

[hdhdhd]

Insert a pencil.

You get graphite, wood, paint, and trace amounts of other elements below their respective identification levels.

I insert the trace elements.

[Kelster23]

You get a scientist.

Insert a Headcrab.

[Shockdude]

you get a crabhead
i insert 任天堂 (i wonder if that'll come out right...)
:p

[SgtFusion]

Super Mario (from Super Mario Bros. 1) pops out of the machine, and promptly jumps on you. You are flattened.

I insert Super Mario.

[Geckogirl]

You get Wario, who eats garlic and becomes "Super Wario".

I insert Luigi's cap.

[Shadowmoon]

You get waluigi.

Insert Japanese version of SSBB.

[Kelster23]

You get millions of Japanese Pokemon, including the Misigno or whatever its name is.

Insert Zombies.

[super_frea]

You get Shaun of the Dead

I insert Hot Fuzz...

[SgtFusion]

You get red-hot steel wool that causes 2½ degree burns to your hand.

I insert a mixture of burning cotton and half melted polyester.

[Shadowmoon]

You get Spongebob.

Insert windows vista.

[Geckogirl]

You somehow get the blue screen of death.

I insert the Mushroom Kingdom

[Shadowmoon]

You get poninja.

Insert a shoe.

[Kelster23]

You get a sock.

Insert a toenail.

[SgtFusion]

You get a toeclaw (from a golden eagle).

I insert a half drunken pirate along with his parrot.

[SS Bazooka]

You get the pirate and his parrot back, this time he is the other half drunk instead.

I put in a note requesting for £300

[Kelster23]

You get £300 worth of notes.

Insert the song "Variations on a Korean Folk Song"

[SgtFusion]

You get a variety of Korean folks.

I insert a tomcat that hasn't been neutered.

[Steve14]

You get many fat little kitties, that drive you crasy.
I put in a wrecked Austin Martin.