The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power (Forum Game)

[pieman280]

the machine makes a few noises and then spews out all the foam that was in the extinguisher.

I insert a twix bar (my favorite candy bar)

[Cisken1]

The machine burps.

I insert a fluffy bunny.

[pieman280]

You get a swarm of evil rabits that overwhelm you and you die.

I insert your blood stained skull.

[[UFP]Ghost]

Out comes big bird holding a rifle. He shot you.

I insert a 'Tickle Me Elmo'

[robowurmz]

"Oooh hoo hoo please stop tickling me...aaah hahahaha you did it again! Ahahah! Hoo haaa hah ah ahah wait, what the? ARRRRGHG!!!! AGHGHR! KccchhhhT!"

The end of elmo.

Out comes an emo with an "L" in his pocket.

[Cisken1]

YOU GET NOTHING because you're a cheap bast who didn't put anything in! :mad:

I put in a cheap bast who didn't put anything in.

[Shirdel]

You get Andy Davidson.
You ask for his autograph and he refuses.
I put in my W:OW2 UMD.

[Cisken1]

the machine barfs out a slimey version of W:A with a broken disc inside.

I insert me!

[Oft99]

You get some CILIT BANG! IT KILLS GRIME AND BURNT ON DIRT! BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE! TRY ALL THREE!

I insert Badley Drawn Dog.

[Cisken1]

You get Dennis, he's crying.

I insert the entire moon

[Oft99]

You get Dennis, he's crying.

I insert the entire moon

You get a Mars that sings songs by "The Flaming Lips".

I insert a BOOT TO THE HEAD.

[Pigbuster]

You get a HEAD TO THE BOOT.

I insert the machine into itself.

[Geckogirl]

You get a major rip in the space-time continuum, in wich you get sucked in!

I insert an empty jar.

[Alien King]

The jar implodes due to the vacuum inside it. The machine breaks, ejecting glass shards at you.

I insert a teacup into the replacement machine.

[Cisken1]

You get a teacup to the boot!

In insert a lame forum fad

[Metal Alex]

You get Celine Dion.

I insert a dead pixel.

[Cisken1]

You get a very much alive poxel!

I insert a vase

[Shockdude]

you get two faces

i insert one of the faces
:p

[Oft99]

you get two faces

i insert one of the faces
:p

You get a feaces (spelt right?)

I insert a bottle of Pimms.

[Cisken1]

You get a drunk wife that slaps you with a trout

I insert the trout

[robowurmz]

A fisherman leaps out and hits you over the head with a string of rancid custard-mould screaming "RIGHTS FOR CHICKENS AND PORK! WEEBL OF THE BOB IS NOT OF HTE HARGE:)!"

I scream and throwmyself in, along with 14 cents.

[Cisken1]

You now have cents for eyes

I throw in the remaining 12 cents

[Oft99]

You now have cents for eyes

I throw in the remaining 12 cents

You get the Mars bar you originaly wanted in the first place and walk off grumbling about how expensive the machine's prices are and that you should have used a normal vending machine.

I insert a Yorkie choclate bar.

[Metal Alex]

You get a Terminator.

I insert the G-man.

[Cisken1]

You get a wonderfull time!

You skip off happily

I insert a cup of water

[robowurmz]

FLASH FLOOD! You are carried away by the torrents of water. You lose your half-eaten mars in the process. I find it and pop it in.

[Cisken1]

You get a haircut, and like it, you skip off.

I insert an NEDM cat.

[pieman280]

you get an angry cat.

I insert my DS

[Oft99]

you get an angry cat.

I insert my DS

A hand comes out of the machine and starts touching you.

I insert Chris the impossible quiz cat.

[Cisken1]

You get a skip question and are very happy!

I insert question 3

[robowurmz]

It's Earth, by the way. The answer that is. It comes out at you!


I insert...a...giant blue displeased head.

[pieman280]

you get a giant blue pleased head.

I insert an empty wal-mart bag.

[Shockdude]

the bag suddenly shoots out of the machine and onto your face
you suffocate

i insert a full wal-mart bag

[Basti@n]

The bag explodes and you lose all your money.

I insert my ancient comics thread.

[Cisken1]

You get a big green angry head

I insert my shoe

[Gardy Looo]

You get SHINEY NEW SHOES.
You walk off happily, while wearing your new shoes, of course.

I insert a slice of chiffon cake.

[Cisken1]

The machine burps and thanks you for the nice lunch

I insert a playdude

[Geckogirl]

You get an ol' gameboy! But it seems it doesn't have any batteries.

I insert an onion with a freaky face drawn on it.

[Cisken1]

The onion starts to live and eats your left leg, you bleed to death

Game over

Would you like to try again? (Y/N) _

I insert a "Y"

[Plasma]

A Level1 Geckogirl appears!

I insert Missingno.

[Cisken1]

The machine EXPLOAWDS into sexyness

I insert the sexyness into a newly generated The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power™

[Oft99]

The machine spits out a shirt and says that it was too sexy for it.

I insert a RARE CANDY.

[Metal Alex]

Oft99 reached level 24!

Oft99 learned Splash Attack!

Metal Alex uses Pokéball.

[Oft99]

Oft99 reached level 24!

Oft99 learned Splash Attack!

Metal Alex uses Pokéball.
VENDING MACHINE was caught!

It's infomation was added to your Pokedex.

...Give a nickname to your new VENDING MACHINE?


I insert 8 red coins.

[Plasma]

"Look! Samus is evolving!"

I insert 8 red coins.
You get 0.83 of a star.
Man, those red coins aren't worth as much as they used to be...

I insert Mario's cap.

[Cisken1]

You get princess peach's leg!!!

I insert a mushroom!

[Shockdude]

the machine grows to an incredible size

i insert a mega mushroom
:p

[Basti@n]

The machine transforms into a 300-foot-tall mutant form and destroys Bowser's castle.

I insert a N64 catridge.

[robowurmz]

A mario-type voice yells, "Heere we gooo!"
I still play Super Mario 64 sometimes.

I throw in a bob-omb.

[pieman280]

you get the king bob-omb
(I love that game almost as much as worms)

I insert a 1-up mushroom

[Metal Alex]

1-UP

I instert an inserter.

[Oft99]

1-UP

I instert an inserter.

The machine attempts to insert itself into itself (if that is even possible)

I insert Dr. Eggman

[pieman280]

you get an egg

I insert an angry worm with a tail nail

[Basti@n]

You get a hammer & worm nail kit.

I insert a HHG.

[Cisken1]

The machine explodes

You die.

Game over.

Try again? Y/N _

I insert a commodore 64

[pieman280]

you get a peice of paper that just says 64 on it.

I insert a lightbulb

[Cisken1]

The machine lits up in 1000 leds and neons

I insert a cd of an unknown rockband

[Geckogirl]

You get a free hair metal CD coupon! However, it's expired since the 80's.

I insert a wrist watch.

[Shirdel]

You get a Grandfather Clock with the Minuite Hand broken! I insert the broken Minuite Hand.

[Cisken1]

YOU GET SLAPPED! Don't put broken things in the machine! It doens't like that!

I insert the tears of the crying machine

[Oft99]

YOU GET SLAPPED! Don't put broken things in the machine! It doens't like that!

I insert the tears of the crying machine

You get the Flames of Disaster.

I insert a skateboard.

[pieman280]

you get a big ramp that crushes you (it's amazing that the machine can fit such a big object.)

I Insert this forum site.

[Oft99]

you get a big ramp that crushes you (it's amazing that the machine can fit such a big object.)

I Insert this forum site.

You get splattered with SPAM (food)

I insert a Pop-up ad CLICK HERE TO WIN A FREE IPOD!!!

[Metal Alex]

You win a free Ipod.

I insert a known T17 forum member.

[pieman280]

you get an MG bomb

I insert a cell phone

[Cisken1]

You get a call, shame the phone is in the machine now...

I insert the nokia tune!

[Shockdude]

the phone plays such tune again and again
you can't shut the machine up

i insert a muffler
:p

[Cisken1]

The machine muffles (lol)

I insert a waffle!

[*Splinter*]

The wachine waffles

[Cisken1]

You get a BOOT TO THE HEAD for not inserting anything!

I insert a boot :D

[Shirdel]

You get Boot leftovers because the Machine doesn't like the taste of old boots! I insert a piece of the Boot Leftover :D

[Cisken1]

The machine spits it in your face, I DON'T LIKE OLD BOOTS!

I insert a TV set

[Oft99]

The machine spits it in your face, I DON'T LIKE OLD BOOTS!

I insert a TV set

You get a computer.

I insert a Judge's Hammer.

[Cisken1]

You go to jail and don't get $ 2000 when you pass start

I insert a monopoly game

[Oft99]

You go to jail and don't get $ 2000 when you pass start

I insert a monopoly game

You get a dude in a black suit and top hat holding a walking stick.

I insert a Space Marine 5-man combat squad /w accesory sprue.

[Basti@n]

You get a Space Invaders arcade machine.

I insert a BIONICLE piece.

[Cisken1]

You get a tsunami of lego bricks

I insert one brick

[pieman280]

you get some concrete.

I insert a blob of concrete

[Cisken1]

You get a bucket of paint

I insert NOTHING!

[Shockdude]

a concrete donkey shoots out of the machine and lands on you
you get squashed

i insert a "risk" figurine
:p

[Shirdel]

It was a risk but it was worth it because you got £1000! I snatch 1 of ur £5 notes and put it in.

[Oft99]

You get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. And thy, being naughty under thou eyes shalt snuff it.

I puke into the machine.

[Basti@n]

The machine turns green and pukes at you as a revenge.

I insert the W:OW 2 game i just got (YAAAAY!!!).

[Cisken1]

You just lost you game... OH NO!!! THE MACHINE HAS IT!!! NOO!!!

I insert sarcasm pointed at tal.

[Metal Alex]

You get tal's limited edition action figure.

I insert SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[Liketyspli]

You get a bee.

I insert a Turd.

[Cisken1]

The machine farts in your general direction

I insert a phone

[yauhui]

Cingular now refuses to continue your mobile service and you'll be single for the rest of your life.

I insert the BANG detergent cisken is holding.

[Basti@n]

You get an atomic bomb. It explodes.

I insert a pair of 3D glasses.

[Cisken1]

Cingular now refuses to continue your mobile service and you'll be single for the rest of your life.

I insert the BANG detergent cisken is holding.

I use proximus since I live in belgium, and I have a gf, but whatever :p

WOA your worms turn 3D, sweeeet!!!!!

I insert another one who bites the dust

[Geckogirl]

You get a mouldy sandwich. Ewwww!

I insert the mouldy sandwich.

[Cisken1]

You get a mouldy you.

You are confused.

I insert the letter "T"

[Metal Alex]

You get a GRAMMAR PARADOX, and the machine gives it to you again to put it back to where it belongs... a "-eacup"

I insert Cisken's feelings.

[Cisken1]

You get smacked for no apparent reason.

I insert a big black toe

[yauhui]

you get a blackcurrant.

and i insert the blue portal which metal alex is flying through in his av.

[Shockdude]

a portal appears on both the top and bottom of the machine
the machine begins falling into infinite

i tried to insert a lightbulb, but i missed
:p

[Metal Alex]

The machine inserst it for you, and apparently, that's all you get.

I insert the 2nd dimension.

[yauhui]

you get to play superhero side-by-side with Super Mario in a Nintendo GameBoy Advance SP.

i insert geckogirl's cat ears which, apparently, doraemon wants all along.

[Geckogirl]

You get a brown leaf. When you grab it, you turn into a raccoon.

I insert a Mama Luigi themed Youtube Poop.

[Metal Alex]

You get the inclosed instruction book.

I insert GOOGLE.

[hdhdhd]

You get YAHOO.

I open the top of the machine, rip its wiring out, and throw it inside.

[Basti@n]

The machine repairs itself. :p

I insert 1 million dollars.

[pieman280]

You get one million dollars back but it comes out in coins, LOL

I insert one of the coins

[poninja]

you got candy

insert a bubble gumlLOL i didint understand the rules

[Paul.Power]

The machine blows a quite impressive bubble.

I insert a CD.

[yauhui]

you find the police hunting after you, as the CD is pirated and you are the suspected owner.

I insert the burning truck McMaster has.

[Cisken1]

The machine bursts into flames, but still works.

I insert a marshmellow

[Metal Alex]

You get popcorn.

I insert time.

[Cisken1]

You get space, unfourtunatley it doesn't fit in your back pocket, so you just leave it lying around...

I insert a broken record...ecord...ecord...ecord...

[poninja]

you win a world record


insert bill gates

[Cisken1]

You get Vista, and a BSOD

You crashed

Game over

Try again? Y/N _

I insert an '@'

[Shockdude]

you get one of those email spam company thingies

i insert a bunch of super mushrooms and then insert a house
:p

[Basti@n]

You get MARIO'S HOUSE. :p

I insert Lemmings for the PSP.

[Metal Alex]

Lemmings start comming out of the machine, and they keep walking.

I insert the essence of inserting stuff.

[yauhui]

The machine starts inserting stuff into your portals.

I insert Elton John's gay happiness.

*yay for being the 365th post*

[Metal Alex]

You get a huge fat naked man full of hair that looks at you provocatively.

I insert yauhui to hide him from that man.

*yay for being the 365th post*

Nope, this is a leap thread, so I WIN :D

[Basti@n]

You get the man very angry searching for yauhui.

I insert my avatar, and then i insert myself.

[poninja]

YOU DIE AND YOUR AVATAR TO

insert conker

[Cisken1]

You get a bad hair day

I insert a wig!

[yauhui]

you get what turns out to be britney spears' hair.

i insert a cow.

[Cisken1]

You got milk!

i insert a poopiehead

[Metal Alex]

You get a Youtube poop.

I hit the machine with a Falcon Punch.

[Geckogirl]

The machine counter-attacks with a Zeta Punch!

I insert The Movies™

[Cisken1]

You get a BOOT TO THE HEAD!

I insert LOL

[Metal Alex]

You get a cup of sex.

I insert an OBJECTION.

[Geckogirl]

You get a "GUILTY"!

I insert a post card.

[Cisken1]

The machine wants to coppulate with you, you say no.

The machine is sad

I kick the machine

[Alien King]

The machine copulates with you.

I insert a pill into the machine.

[poninja]

the machine EXPLOTES and _Kilburn rapair it

insert a dinamite

[ShadowLord]

It explodes again,and _Kilburn refuses to fix it again,and instead knocks you on the noggin.

I put a guitarr on the wreckage.

[Geckogirl]

The wreckage builds itself back into a machine as it's shredding some lixx.

I insert a Tweety™ poster.

[yauhui]

The machine brings Tweety to real life, and says "Iye' twought iye' twaw a puddy t'at.."

I insert a charred remain of the machine which is apparently left behind.

[Paul.Power]

The machine says "Recursion error!" and gets eaten by another vending machine, which also says "Recursion error!". This vending machine gets eaten by another vending machine, and so on.

Where all these vending machines are being stored is a mystery to you, as they are all the same size.

Eventually, I manage to stop the loop by inserting a coin into a machine before it gets eaten. The recursion halts, but instead...

[Dunkar]

A load of scientific jargon appears including E=MC2, and then a black hole appears, sucking the vending machines, you, the Earth and eventually the whole universe and the supreme being into it, putting them into a parallel universe as an infinetely long piece of string.

There is no Vending Machine left, therefore no-one can put anything into it.

The End.:D

[ShadowLord]

I use UnKnown X as a new vending machine.

I put in a piece of bubble gum.

[*Splinter*]

I use UnKnown X as a new vending machine.

I put in a piece of bubble gum.
Unknown X punches you.
Hard.

[Alien King]

Unknown X punches you harder because you forgot to feed him.

I insert a leaking bottle of strong laxative into the UX Vending machine and stand back to watch.

[Dunkar]

Soon the machine leaks an unknown liquid but as soon as it surrounds you, you slowly melt into it and come out of the goop looking like the E4 logo, then pop a few seconds later.

I put in phantasmagoric matter.(Yes it is real)

[Alien King]

UX dies.

Fortunatly, a new and more conventional Vending Machine arrives.
I also rematerialise.
It is into this, I insert a bottle of vodka.

[Dunkar]

You get a bottle of WKD.

I insert some tic tacs.;)

[Shockdude]

the machine no longer has bad breath

i insert SPAM
:p

[Metal Alex]

You get a nice Being watched status.

I insert DINNER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srDTscUCkwc).

[pieman280]

you get lunch

I insert Cortex command (http://www.datarealms.com/)

[poninja]

The machine gets revange and kill you all ppl

insert AK-47

[yauhui]

get osama bin laden

insert osama's beard

[Dunkar]

You get boogers.

I insert toe clippers.

[Paul.Power]

You get toenails. Whose is not specified.

I insert this random Rockstar North keyring I've had for ages and have no idea where it came from (I mean, I don't own any GTA games).

[Metal Alex]

You get the fact that as you never knew where it came from, you won't know where will it go.

I push Paul in while he is realizing it.

[Paul.Power]

I enter a world that makes just about zero sense. Fortunately, this rather suits me.

Finding the money box and opening it, I exsert a coin (if you follow me).

[Metal Alex]

You made it.
http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/550.jpg

I insert that jpg.

[Cisken1]

You get a neverending story that never ends and goes on forever.

I insert INSANITY!

[Geckogirl]

You get a cow bell.

I insert www.virtualpizz.biz

[Cisken1]

You get a wet Wii (oh the pun, oh the pun of it all!)

I insert my ass

[Oft99]

You get a wet Wii (oh the pun, oh the pun of it all!)

I insert my ass

You get a donkey.

I insert an ogre.

[Cisken1]

You get spewed on.

I insert a set of barbie dolls

[Basti@n]

You get this quote from Slick's sigworm:

He then wondered to a yard sale, and bought a trash bag of Barbie dolls. He used them to practice his pickup lines and "moves" on them.

I insert a dog poo bag. :eek:

[poninja]

I Die :-/ :(

insert a grapes

[Geckogirl]

you get a yoshi!

i insert a wooden flute.

[Paul.Power]

Still inside the machine, I get poked in the eye by a wooden flute.

"Have at you!" I yell, firing the flute back out at hypersonic speeds.

[Geckogirl]

Geckogirl 1337 HP is lost.
Geckogirl collapses.
You won a combat!
1337 EXP earned.
you found 1337 GP money.
Volvic Revive received!

A clone of me inserts the bottle o' Volvic Revive.

[yauhui]

The Volvic Revive turned out to be a cloning liquid, which made the machine (and Paul) clone into two.

i destroy one (pair of Paul and machine) and waits to see what happens next.

[Metal Alex]

Paul turns into a rat, and manages to make a bird nest inside the machine.

I insert some pidgeon eggs.

[yauhui]

they hatch and fly out to peck at you.

i insert the hatched pidgeons.

[Paul.Power]

"If I'm a rat, why did I make a bird's nest?" I ponder.

Fortunately, I am able to let the nest to the pigeons for a healthy monthly sum.

I reach outside of the machine, and insert one of the coins from my new-found wealth.

[Cisken1]

You get a box of delicious rat poison

I insert a dead paul... :p

[Geckogirl]

You get a "half-dead goat".

I insert Cillit Bang!

[Cisken1]

The machine is clean as a whistle! I mear SECONDS! BUY NOW!!!!

I insert Barry Scott

[Metal Alex]

Paul appears from the machine flying at a enormus speed, turned back as a worm, and learning something: don't mess with The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power.

I jump in.

[Cisken1]

you end up in SuperHappyFunWheeLand™ and die of happyness overdose

I insert SuperHappyFunWheeLand™

[yauhui]

The machine goes haywire and pulls you in.

I insert a puppy.

[Geckogirl]

The machine starts barking and licks your face.

I insert a box of Cheesy Poofs.

[Shockdude]

the machine burps
cisken inside the machine burps

i insert an ogre burp
:p

[Dunkar]

You get nerve gas that kills you instantly.

I insert your dead corpse.

[yauhui]

you smell a weird stench that makes you think that its a subliminal message by shockdude which says "die, dunkar!"

suddenly, a rotten arm reaches out for you through a hole on the machine.

[Metal Alex]

The universe starts to collapse itself, and to avoid it, I insert Snakes.

[Oft99]

The universe starts to collapse itself, and to avoid it, I insert Snakes.

You get an ARBOK!

I insert an Oyster Card.

[Dunkar]

A wild Cloyster Appeared!

I insert Pot Noodles:).

[Metal Alex]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/morphcat-lol.jpg

I insert a grenade.

[Dunkar]

Your worm loses 43 health.

I insert Cillit Bang!

[ShadowLord]

You get this (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/cillitbang.html).

I insert a forum troll.

[Oft99]

You get this (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/cillitbang.html).

I insert a forum troll.

You get someone who wants your money and your babies.

I insert a GCSE maths revision book.

[Alien King]

You recieve my AS Level Core 1 and 2 Math Textbook.
Give it back you Thief!

I insert a pen.

[Oft99]

You recieve my AS Level Core 1 and 2 Math Textbook.
Give it back you Thief!

I insert a pen.

You get some lined paper.

I write my signature on that lined paper and then re-insert it.

[Basti@n]

You get your signature with lots of lines on it.

I insert my computer, and a "how-to-hack-computorz" book written by Cisken.

[poninja]

you get really bored

insert windows media player 11

[Shockdude]

the machine asks you to insert a cd or dvd

i insert an xbox game
:p

[Metal Alex]

Master chief comes out and says hi.

I hit the machine with a Falcon Punch.

[pieman280]

The machine breaks and has a falcon type of ghost

I repair the machine and insert the ghost that came out of it.

[poninja]

you got _Kilburn sigworm

insert a HHG

[Geckogirl]

You get a shrubbery! *dun dun DUUUUN*

I insert Tyrannosaurus Alan.

[Metal Alex]

You get VOLCANICITY!

I insert a fact.

[Dunkar]

You get an opinion.

I insert a calendar.

[Geckogirl]

The machine shoots a giant beam onto the moon, causing it to crash on your home.

I insert a Mega Buster.

[Oft99]

The machine shoots a giant beam onto the moon, causing it to crash on your home.

I insert a Mega Buster.

You get the Ghostbusters.

I insert Sonic the Hedgehog.

[Dunkar]

You get Tails(arggh!)

I insert a pikachu.

[Basti@n]

You get a pokeball.

I insert a PS3.

[Dunkar]

You get a PS1.

I insert a Wiimote.

[Basti@n]

You get a PS1.

I insert a Wiimote.

You get a N64 Controller.

I insert this video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MMdLNNP51gE&mode=related&search=).

[Dunkar]

You go insane.

I insert this smilie :eek:.

[Shockdude]

the machine shapeshifts into that smilie

i insert a refrigerator into the smilie's gigantic mouth

[Dunkar]

It turns into a Fridge of Incredible Power!

I insert a pumpkin.

[Basti@n]

The machine turns into a horrible form that scares you (lol halloween).

I insert the same dog poo bag i inserted posts ago into the horrible-monster-machine thingy's mouth.

[poninja]

the machine stinks and kick you

insert a candy

[Geckogirl]

You get a big bowl of salad.

I insert an oversized ring...

[Metal Alex]

You get sonic in Brawl (http://www.smashbros.com/es/index.html), but apparently, in spanish.

I insert Dr. Robotnik.

[Oft99]

You get sonic in Brawl (http://www.smashbros.com/es/index.html), but apparently, in spanish.

I insert Dr. Robotnik.

You get THE WORLD!

I insert an emo.

[Plasma]

You get a duck!

I insert Chef Kirby.

[Dunkar]

You get King Dedede.

I insert booze.

[poninja]

you get mozila firefox

insert a IE 7

[pieman280]

you get a huge blue E that crushes you

I insert my sister

[poninja]

you get mustache

insert a little sister

[yauhui]

you get a hitler moustache

i insert a virgin brother

[Geckogirl]

You get a wig.

I insert a bottle o' fruit juice.

[poninja]

YOU GET WOW2 AND A PSP

insert a C-D

[yauhui]

your internet connection DCs.

i insert http://www.beedigital.net/blog/img/firefox2.jpg

[Basti@n]

You get http://jmz.iki.fi/images/blog/06/ie7.jpg

I insert this wallpaper (http://www.wikier.org/fotos/d/249-3/linux-in-mac.jpg).

[poninja]

you get mac

insert thomasp

[pieman280]

You get a green apple

I insert a PS3, Xbox360, and a wii.

[poninja]

you get nintendo company lucky!!!!

insert a PSP

[Dunkar]

You get a DS.

I insert all 493 pokemon.

[Geckogirl]

You get a "Congraturation!"

I insert an unusually colored egg.

[Oft99]

You get a "Congraturation!"

I insert an unusually colored egg.

You get an unusualy coloured omellette (<--spelt right?)

I insert a can of Pringles.

[yauhui]

You get potatoes flying at you.

I insert my 800dpi Vaio mouse.

omellette (<--spelt wrongly)

thats omelette btw.

[Shockdude]

you get an 800dpi computer monitor that you are now forced to use

i insert the core of the earth

[yauhui]

you get the core of the sun.

i insert a roasted shockdude.

[Basti@n]

You get a roasted yourself.

I insert Slick.

[robowurmz]

You get cake. But, unfortunately for you, it's a LIE.

I insert a Portal.

[Geckogirl]

You get an orange.
(What? Were you expecting a paradox?)

I insert materia.

[Shockdude]

i have no idea what that is, and so i guess we have another paradox, and a new machine needs to be created

i insert the new machine into the paradoxroasted shockdudeis there any way to tell if i'm already roasted or not?
:p

[poninja]

the machine get 1up +
and you get vanilla

insert chocolate

[pieman280]

You get a BIRTHDAY CAKE!:D

I Insert poninja's thumb

[poninja]

you get ME!!!! :mad:

insert Basti@n

[pieman280]

you get an army of mini basti@ns

I insert mars

[poninja]

you get sun hahah burn!!!!!

insert earth

[pieman280]

You get Hell who's burning now

I insert a pie.... no wait not JUST ANY PIE.... apple Pie!

[poninja]

You get Hell who's burning now

I insert a pie.... no wait not JUST ANY PIE.... apple Pie!

=( EVIL
you get radiactive pie (i spell that good?)

insert **** poop

[Metal Alex]

You get mama luigi.

I insert a worm (T17 forums, and nobody used a worm here yet? I'm disapointed :()

[poninja]

you get Worms 5 when its going to ralise

insert Private Mesages

[yauhui]

you get public harassment

insert Mickey Mouse

[Geckogirl]

You get a keyblade.

I insert a comically misshapen carrot.

i have no idea what that is
OMG, haven't you ever heard of Final Fantasy 7???

[poninja]

you get salad

insert power tomato that is it on SSB

[Dunkar]

You heal 50% of your damage.

I insert Superspicy Curry!

[Kelster23]

You get Tim Hortons Chili!
I insert a Shoelace.

[Metal Alex]

You get a hanged man. It smells.

I insert the corpse's shoelaces.

[Kelster23]

You get a Corpse's shoe.
I insert a Boston Cream Donut.

[Plainplane]

You get a Miami Cream Donut.

I insert my dead computer.

Plainplane :)

[poninja]

You get a Miami Cream Donut.

I insert my dead computer.

Plainplane :)

you get a zombie

insert a gun

[Plainplane]

A bullet shoots out. It misses you by 1 millimeter.

I insert my copy of Worms World Party.

Plainplane :)

[Oft99]

A bullet shoots out. It misses you by 1 millimeter.

I insert my copy of Worms World Party.

Plainplane :)

You get a "cash cow".

I insert an aqua sheep.

[Geckogirl]

You get a horde of cloned sheeps!

I insert a pair of boxing gloves.