The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power (Forum Game)

[yauhui]

you get a pair of hiking boots

i insert some zombie sheeps

[Plainplane]

Zombie herders walk out of the machine.

I insert a copy of Microsoft Windows 98.

Plainplane :)

[poninja]

you get Mac X

insert windows vista

[yauhui]

You get: <SYSTEM ERROR>

i insert a computer which crashed during boot-up.

[Shockdude]

the machine crashes

i insert a computer/vending machine repairman, hoping he'll be able to fix it
:p

[Metal Alex]

5 cloned repairmen come out, just to jump in again, and get 5 more for each one.

I insert a STOP sign, hoping for the flood to stop.

[yauhui]

you get a GO sign, which continued the flood

i insert Lipper (refer to BATTLE FOR LONGSWORDIA! VERSION 1.2 -cracked- (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=617738#post617738))

[Basti@n]

You get Rocket Powered Monkeys. (Refer to Forum News, Third Edition (http://www.kieranmillar.com/art/forumnews07-10-09.png))

EDIT: oh noes i didn't insert anything

Anyways,

I insert one of these cats which appear on those stupid pics everyone posts.

[Plainplane]

The machine throws an egg at you for not putting anything in.

I put in a Holy Hand Grenade.

Plainplane :)

[Plasma]

You drown.
Somehow.

I insert a [s] tag.

[Oft99]

You drown.
Somehow.

I insert a [s] tag.

You get a line drawn straight through you. (alot like this sentence)

Me insert an gramaticaly sentence incorectly.

[Dunkar]

The machine is disgusted at your many grammatical errors and flings 300 (hint hint) knives at you.

I insert a spacehopper.

[robowurmz]

The Machine spews out OVER 9000 bouncy rubber balls.

I put a melon with a face and a badge saying "Jeffries" on it into the machine.

[poninja]

you get EVIL Durian

insert Lemon

[HackerMan]

out pops an original Copy of Worms the directors cut for amiga...
Signed by all the original team 17 staff...

insert Squirell...

[yauhui]

get skunk

insert a balloon filled with skunk's "gas"

[Metal Alex]

Time collapses.

I somehow manage to insert Grandpa's hugeass clock.

[Plainplane]

You get a brand new golden watch.

I insert a pencil sharpener.

Plainplane :)

[Shockdude]

the machine's "insert" slot becomes a giant pencil sharpener that mutilates anything that goes into it

i insert a limousine
:p

[Plainplane]

You get scrap metal.

I put in a PS/2 computer mouse that only works half the time.

Plainplane :)

[HackerMan]

miraculously, your ps/2 mouse, comes out brand new with 800 dpi, and optical support... plus a usb connecter...

insert Jessica Alba... mmmm

[yauhui]

you get paris hilton.

insert donald trump.

[HackerMan]

You get a wad of cash...

insert a teenage mutant ninja turtle...

[yauhui]

you get a elderly mutant ninja tortoise.

insert bittorrent (for its slow dl and ul speed)

[poninja]

you limewire

insert pirate crap

[yauhui]

you get pirated crap.

insert Linux

[poninja]

you get a lanix laptop

insert Windows

[yauhui]

you get Mac.

insert Photoshop CS3 expired trial version.

[robowurmz]

You get an expired version of Flash 8 Trial...tough luck, eh?


I put in my favourite bit of pocket lint.

[yauhui]

you get a DotA map.

insert photoshop cracks which doesnt work

[robowurmz]

You get this:
http://www.danasoft.com/sig/POWERHAX.jpg

[Plainplane]

The machine throws an egg at you for putting nothing in.

I insert Microsoft Word 2000.

Plainplane :)

[yauhui]

OMG lolz

u get word 2007 which files you cant read on a word 2003.

insert www.worms-game.tk

nevermind robowurmz for not inserting anything

[Shockdude]

you get a homemade computer game thingy

i insert a vending machine of incredible power insertion mechanism
:p

You get this:
http://www.danasoft.com/sig/POWERHAX.jpgthat thing is sweet!
:p

[HackerMan]

you have caused an interdimensional loop of looping...

I think you broke the machine...

Insert band-aid...

[Plainplane]

The machine gives you a small cut, and gives you back the band-aid.

I insert a piece of shattered glass.

Plainplane :)

[HackerMan]

It comes out formed like a glass monkey...

Insert Glass Monkey...

[yauhui]

you get the Queen of Hearts (reference: Alice in Wonderland)

insert cardmen (again, alice in wonderland)

[Plasma]

You get a poop deck, from one of T17's many beer-filled galleons.

I insert the letter E.

[Kelster23]

You get the Internet Explorer.

I instert the really old game WagonTrain.

[farazparsa]

You get an Atari 2600.

I insert a blue collar.

[HackerMan]

out pops an invisibility potion.... too bad its invisible...

insert Three headed parrot...

[yauhui]

you get a six headed ogre

insert eul (creator of dota before guinsoo)

(did i spell it right?)

[HackerMan]

you get WARCRAFT 4...

insert Burnout Paradise...

[yauhui]

You get a burned out paradise. (get it?)

insert wacom graphire 4.

[HackerMan]

Out pops an old VOODOO 2 3d card...

insert Bub (from bubble bobble)

[Basti@n]

You get an 8 years old Bubble Bobble game. It's for DOS.

I insert this sequence of smilies: :confused::D:o:eek::p

[Oft99]

You get an 8 years old Bubble Bobble game. It's for DOS.

I insert this sequence of smilies: :confused::D:o:eek::p

You get an Emo.

I insert Micheal Jackson.

[Geckogirl]

You get Brian Peppers.

I insert the Horrible Painting of Rocoulm (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Horrible_Painting).

[SgtFusion]

A creepy voice comes out of the machine that says "Come on in herrrrrrre..."

You go "AHH!" and get the jibblies.

I insert the shattered pieces of my former life (and my Worms Armageddon CD).

[yauhui]

you get a shattered mirror and 7 years of bad luck. :P

insert my female-voice version of home by chris daughtry. yes, its chris daughtry.

www.geocities.com/lolz.team/chris_daughtry-home-female.mp3

cool huh. :cool: i got an alienic version too!

<uplaoding...>

www.geocities.com/lolz.team/chris_daughtry-alien-home.mp3

i rulez... :p

if you try to open the mp3 file and it says that the file is not found, it means that i'm still halfway uploading it. yay for slow internet speeds.

[Geckogirl]

You got blatant advertisement.
that's all i could come up with (-_-; )

I insert a xenomorph's decapitated head.

[yauhui]

get a xenon headlamp. (get it? HEADlamp...)

insert my alien version of Home. (refer two posts above)

[Plasma]

insert my alien version of Home.
You get an oxymoron.

I insert Zeor.

[yauhui]

you get zeus the lightning god.

insert dota 6.50.

[poninja]

you get flash 2

insert photoshop 8

[SgtFusion]

You get Microsoft Paintbrush from Windows 3.1.

I insert Windows Vista.

[Basti@n]

You get MSPaint

I insert a hungry tiger.

[SgtFusion]

The machine hurls a 150 ton blue whale at you. You are crushed.

I insert nail clippings from my 10 toes and 10 fingers.

[yauhui]

you get video clippings of osama bin laden.

insert philby's sign (in teh avatar)

[poninja]

you get a STOP sign

inser NOTHING

[pieman280]

You get NOTHING because you inserted NOTHING

I insert nothing along with something

(and so far I've got nothing but confusion)

[poninja]

you get non-time

insert the clock that freezes the time in Super Mario Bros. 2

[Shockdude]

you freeze in time
i insert the frozen you
:p

[yauhui]

you get the frozen YOU.

insert da boogeyman game... dun dun dun!!!

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/boogeyman/spinvision/escape2.html

[HackerMan]

You get the Booger man game (sega)

insert Easter island statue heads...

[yauhui]

you get easter eggs

insert GReddy turbo turbines.

[poninja]

you get World 7 on SMB3 (pipeland)

insert luigi

[Basti@n]

You get a giant green "L".

I insert World -1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ptsqEvqmuz0). :eek:

[HackerMan]

you get World 4-4...

Insert yoshi...

[yauhui]

you get sushi

insert JSMCAG!

[Basti@n]

You get this thread (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=34847).

I insert the Pop Corn i'm eating now. :p

[SgtFusion]

You get a pile of unpopped corn kernels.

I insert the next person to post's brain.

[Plasma]

You try, but the brain won't fit in.

I insert epic lulz!

[HackerMan]

You get a cream puff pastry.

Insert red bull...

[yauhui]

get red mule.

insert spam.

[HackerMan]

you recieve an infraction point. hehe

insert "Being Watched"

[yauhui]

you get watched.

insert Kaspersky.

[Geckogirl]

The digital display of the machine says "Your Machine A Splode!"
The machine bursts into a jillion pieces.

I can't insert anything, so i just put a first-aid kit on the remains in the hopes that it can repair itself.

[SgtFusion]

Due to the fact that "jillion" is not a number, the machine remains intact, but shuts down for a second to repair software damage.

I insert this gibberish: awhldigfhbfdliusdbfvsoer8hytg0398rgy7080489ugw8oed sugfvsouilfdgvos8dfigbvojtfgjzqhmn.

[farazparsa]

You recieve a coffee mug with the following image on it:
http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/fgsfds-31269.jpg\

I insert the machine into itself. (Paradox :eek:)

[Plasma]

You meet God!
You head a splodes from looking at him.
You die.

You meet God again!


I insert the Nutoil tune.

[yauhui]

you get morgan freeman.

insert a big sign: (X) cross.

[Basti@n]

You get a big sign: (+) sum sign. :eek::mad::rolleyes:

I insert a box into a box into a box into a box.

[SgtFusion]

You have a box inside a box inside a box.

I insert my half decayed top left baby canine.

[Geckogirl]

You get a half-alive bottom right adult feline.

I insert a Littlest Pet Shop turtle doll wich i recently won at the fun-fair. (^_^)

[Shockdude]

as with pretty much all little things, it gets lost into eternity

i insert a sheep
:p

[SgtFusion]

It is flung out back at you and explodes in your face.

I insert 3lb of pencil shavings.

[Geckogirl]

You get a brand new pencil.

I insert a lightsaber.

[Oft99]

You get a brand new pencil.

I insert a lightsaber.

You get a sign that says "This has been said before"

I insert Pluto (the what-was-once-a-planet pluto)

[CJH]

You get a sign that says "This has been said before"

I insert Pluto (the what-was-once-a-planet pluto)


It doesn't fit, therefore, you get nothing. Oh, and being pretty much impossible to obtain, I can't see how you would get this meer moon.

I insert a shreading machine, and a valueable artifact.[by accident]

[yauhui]

you cry, for it is shreaded into slices of sashimi.

insert MSDOS.

[poninja]

you get JSCMAC LOL

insert AK

[yauhui]

get AT

insert the weird tendency of every person to post in this thread to leave exactly one blank line in between <what you get> and <what you insert>

[*Splinter*]

You lose that tendency
Out of malice I retrieve that tendancy and insert you

[Plasma]

You lose that tendency

Out of malice I retrieve that tendancy and insert you
You get "U2's Greatest Hits".
Good trade.

I insert the [bright] tab.

[Metal Alex]

The machine becomes nuclear white

I insert the [B] tab.

[Geckogirl]

The machine becomes fatter.

I insert a cherry blossom.

[poninja]

you get a magic bubble :p

insert boubble trouble game xD

[yauhui]

you get some random kid (probably Ju Onn) blowing bubbles at your face

insert Scary Movie 4

[Kelster23]

You get Micheal Jackson!
(Better run)

I insert Pikachu.

[Shockdude]

you get a pichu, which strikes you down with lightning...
and then dies...

i insert the team17 logo
:p

[Melon]

The machine spews out a mountain of beer cans, filling the room and crushing you to death under the weight. You knew you'd eventually die from alcohol, but this wasn't what you'd had in mind.

After the room is cleared and your body disposed of years later, I return to insert Eye on Legs.

[yauhui]

you get your eyes on Michael Jackson's head somehow. :p

I insert MJ's nose.

[Kelster23]

You get his other nose.

I insert Triston Taylor's voice.

[poninja]

you get scary movie 3.5

insert hitler

[Geckogirl]

You get a "Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn" DVD.

I insert some lipstick.

[yauhui]

you get victoria beckham's sunglasses.

i insert those sunglasses

[poninja]

you get a preview of MC8

insert poninjas series (my nickname is not based on that sh*t)

[Kelster23]

You get a ninja-pony.

I insert gingerneck.

[poninja]

you get Horse -Worms

insert duckyfreak

[SgtFusion]

You get a freaked-out duck.

I insert a pie that is half lemon and half apple.

[yauhui]

you get some lepple pie. otherwise known as apmon pie.

insert some cow poop

[farazparsa]

You get <INSERT FORUM MEMBER NAME>.

I insert the Team17 forum.

[Melon]

The forum gets lost, and any attempt to access it result in a "database error". It is found again and repaired on Monday.

I insert Forum News.

[yauhui]

you get some big juicey melons, which occasionally turns out to be cut-off breasts :p

insert Lemon

[farazparsa]

You get Melon with a sign on his chest with "Lemon" written on it.

I insert worm_boy. (You guys better do this right.)

[Plasma]

You get less of a response than you were expecting.

I insert the Forum News, when it actually used to exist.

[Shockdude]

you get sent into the death room

i insert super mario galaxy
:p

edit: poninja and i somehow posted at the exact same time...
:p

[poninja]

you get a HK will draw you thread

insert Splapp Will draw you thread

[pieman280]

you get a slap in the face

I insert a metal bar

[poninja]

you get wario

insert walugi

[yauhui]

you get halo3 for the pc, somehow.

insert pi.

[poninja]

you get virus.worm

insert norton

[yauhui]

you computer crashes due to millions of viruses infesting your computer. and then.. suddenly, a norton popup miraculously appear, saying "Scheluded scan is complete. No viruses has been detected."

you sue symantec for their n00b AV.

[Geckogirl]

The machine slaps yauhui for not inserting anything.

I insert a piece of tropical fruit-flavored chewing gum.

[Kelster23]

You get a pineapple.

I insert Jack Skellington.

[Plasma]

You get something completely unrelated to what you inserted. For the 627th time.

I insert Dwarf Fortress.

[Kelster23]

You get the Seven Dwarves.

I insert Babe the pig.

[yauhui]

you get chuckles the pig, from dave the barbarian.

i insert all 630 posts in this thread so far.

[Kelster23]

You get post 631.

I insert a Mac.

[yauhui]

you get a half eaten apple.

i insert Team17.tk's new skin :cool:

[Kelster23]

You get the current skin you're using on this forum.

Insert Wario.

[Shockdude]

you get...
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/wario/wario_070629d-l.jpg

i insert such image
:p

[farazparsa]

You get an overhyped lame "game."

I insert said "game."

[Plainplane]

You get a worm that repeats what you say.

I insert a bee.

Plainplane :)

[Paul.Power]

An alarming quantity of salt water pours out of the machine (you get a sea)

I insert the River Dee

[Geckogirl]

You get lots of fish.

I insert a can of Mountain Dew.

[Kelster23]

You get a bottle of Mountain Dew.

Insert George Bush.

[Paul.Power]

The machine asks you to specify which one.

I insert a large wall poster of the Periodic Table (folded up, obviously).

[yauhui]

you get a receipt with someone's credit card number in full.

i insert Bill Bill Gates.

[Geckogirl]

The machine crashes. Press any key to continue.

I press the space key and insert a deku stick.

[Shockdude]

you get a space stick and a deku key

i insert that calculating pi thread
:p

[Plainplane]

The machine prints the full value of pi to 900 million places until it runs out of paper.

I insert an old car.

Plainplane :)

[yauhui]

you get an old man. preferably George Washington Bush

insert Stick Online (http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=123659)!

[Plasma]

You get a dedicated server.

I insert a stick, that's online.

[yauhui]

you get a tree branch from second life.

insert GMC.

[Kelster23]

You get a rusty old Lincon.

I insert God.

[Geckogirl]

You get Jezus.

I insert additional pylons.

[WORM1234]

The machine bursts out bolts of electricity.

I insert Guitar Hero.

[Plainplane]

You get a drum, which explodes.

I insert a pharmacy.

Plainplane :)

[*Splinter*]

You get a pharmacy

[farazparsa]

You get a copy of the rules.

I insert phosphorus.

[Kelster23]

You get Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone.

Insert Satan.

[Plasma]

You get Santa.

I insert a porcupine.

[WORM1234]

You get a Hedgehog.

I insert a Wii.

[farazparsa]

You get a Nintendo Revolution.

I insert Unupentium.

[Geckogirl]

You get a Pentium I processor.

I insert "IT'S OVER 9000"!

[Kelster23]

You get 20XD6.

I insert a monk.

[farazparsa]

You get the leader of the New Model Army.

I insert Neptunium.

[Plainplane]

You get planet Jupiter.

I insert a broken radiator hose.

Plainplane :)

[Metal Alex]

You get a Yellow Submarine, with the Beatles inside.

I insert dinamite.

[pieman280]

you get a birthdaycake!:D

but wait.... thats not a candle, that's a.... GET DOWN!

I Insert a space worm!

[yauhui]

you get a worm with a strong arm. (reference: Neil)

[Shockdude]

you didn't insert something, but instead of a paradox, what happens is that the earth implodes, causing the machine to go hurtling into space, through a wormhole and back in the earth of an alternate dimension.

i insert that bullet that constantly goes through the guy's arm in yauhui's av
:p

[Kelster23]

You get the guy in Yahui's av arm.

Insert seizure.

[yauhui]

you get Melon

insert www.canttakemyeyesoffofyou.tk

[Kelster23]

You get the internet.

I insert Oragami Crane.

[farazparsa]

You get a derailed train.

I insert...hmm, what's left...NHO2.

[yauhui]

You get NX (Nitrous Express)

Insert extremely wide posts (e.g. SPLAPP)

[Kelster23]

You get Splapp.

Insert Jones Soda.

[yauhui]

you get indians jones.

insert microsoft frontpage

[Oft99]

you get indians jones.

insert microsoft frontpage

You get microsoft powerpoint.

I insert an eye on legs.

[SgtFusion]

You get a leg with eyes.

Insert a pie on wheels.

[Kelster23]

You get Pi.

Insert neopets.com

[yauhui]

you get Marapets, the rip-off of neopets.

i insert Poem Emporium, something that is coming soon.

[Kelster23]

You get a Poem.

Insert Lord Byron.

[farazparsa]

You get a DVD copy of Life of Brian.

I insert Citizen Kane.

[yauhui]

You get Orson Welles.

Insert Frankie Muniz.

[robowurmz]

You get this (http://yauhui.justgotowned.com).

I put in that (http://yauhui.justgotowned.com).

[yauhui]

You get this (you.justgotowned.com/owned.swf).

I insert this (http://www.aninote.com/site.mpl?p=preview&aninote=yaml&hash=bcrZR5vbhIZGTWma***kJnlRUtZGMdMrFZaWFxNS9WigQ q34uRn6).

[Metal Alex]

You get a cannon shot in the face.

I insert the cannon.

[Plasma]

Yauhui gets another cannon shot in the face.

I insert this (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=627406#post627406).

[Metal Alex]

You get a TIME PARADOX v2.0

I insert my wallet while the universe is imploding.

[tal05]

You get a TIME PARADOX v2.0

I insert my wallet while the universe is imploding.

you get a reciept saying "thank you, £0.00 has been reduced from your £10,000 debt"

i insert a flying hot dog topped with spam sauce

[Plasma]

The universe implodes before the machine does anything else.

I insert a mechanical stick into the machine in the welcomed new galaxy.

[yauhui]

you get a mechanical steak.

I insert PayPal.

[Metal Alex]

You get a Pay Pal, who pays dinners for you.

I insert a blergh.



I insert a mechanical stick into the machine in the welcomed new galaxy.

I saw what you did there ;)

[yauhui]

I insert a blergh.

You get Carlsberg.

I insert Biotherm Homme Aquapower Thermal Spa Moisturizing Spray.

I saw what you did there ;)

xD

[tal05]

You get Carlsberg.

I insert Biotherm Homme Aquapower Thermal Spa Moisturizing Spray.



xD


you get a small area filled with air

i insert a fox

[Kelster23]

You get Firefox.

I insert Texas.

[pieman280]

you get mexico

I insert a >:eek:

[yauhui]

you get a :p

insert http://supsuper.wurmz.net/supspider/

[Kelster23]

You get Supsuper.

Insert Water.

[tal05]

You get Supsuper.

Insert Water.

you get tonic water

i insert the wonders of time

[SgtFusion]

You get times of wonder.

I insert the person below me.

[Oft99]

You get times of wonder.

I insert the person below me.

You get yourself. TIME PARADOX

I insert a 9'o'clock FORK! Weebls Stuff/ Parsley Boobs reference

[tal05]

You get yourself. TIME PARADOX

I insert a 9'o'clock FORK! Weebls Stuff/ Parsley Boobs reference

you get a rather large species of cat

i insert a raw piece of meat

[poninja]

you get a dog and then he gets killed by another dog

insert Burger King

[Kelster23]

You get a MAD magazine

Insert Red Bull

[Plasma]

You get hyper-active!

I insert a German.

[tal05]

You get hyper-active!

I insert a German.

you get schnitzel

i insert pakistan

[Geckogirl]

you get a package from a guy named Stan.

I insert a magician's staff.

[yauhui]

you get a walking stick which whacks you for no reason at all.

i insert.... the four full-stops on the left <<<<<

[Reder8]

You get two colons (:: )

I insert a lava-lamp

[yauhui]

you get firefly

insert the firefly

[Oft99]

you get firefly

insert the firefly

You get Volbeat (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Volbeat) and Illumise (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Illumise)

I insert Jynx (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jynx)

[Reder8]

you get sued for copyright by Pokemon

I insert a smiley :)

[Kelster23]

You get :(

Insert 666.

[Reder8]

you get 999

I put in an eight (8)

[Kelster23]

You get 88

Insert 42.

[Reder8]

you get a question

you put in a sheep called John

[Shockdude]

you get a cow named bob

i insert the "submit reply" button
:p

[yauhui]

You get slapped by vBulletin.

Insert the http://forum.team17.co.uk/images/buttons/reply.gif (http://forum.team17.co.uk/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=628104)

[SgtFusion]

You get a database error.

Insert a turkey.

[yauhui]

You get a chick.

Insert ADOBE FLASH CS3!

[poninja]

YOU GET FLASH 9!!!

insert macromedia fireworks

[yauhui]

you get http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7969/snb11555yi2.jpg

i insert http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/679/img0288gq7.jpg

[Plasma]

You get flamed by irritated forumers.

I insert fire.

[Reder8]

You get smoked.

I insert some minions

[Plainplane]

You get a tyrant.

I insert a school.

[Kelster23]

You get your principal.

Insert Johnson the LEAFBLOWER.

[poninja]

you get a racoon suit (SMB3)

insert a 1up mushroom

[Shockdude]

the machine earns one life

i insert a poison mushroom
:p

[Reder8]

you get a mushroom, and a bottle of poison

I insert a dynamite

[Kelster23]

You get BOOM

Insert Christmas.

[SgtFusion]

You get Decemberween.

I insert an angry leopard.

[yauhui]

You get Simba with black spots all over his body.]

I shave Simba.

And insert all his hair.

[SgtFusion]

You get all of Garfield's hair.

I insert the hairless Simba.

[robowurmz]

You get a bald Garfield.

I stuff him in, with great difficulty due to his weight problem.

[Reder8]

You get him back...just without any bones and all that insignificant stuff like muscles...

I insert a clone of some guy on the street.

[yauhui]

you get a male rapist - who raped you.

[Liketyspli]

The person didn't insert anything...
So he gets a boot to the head.


I insert batteries...

[SgtFusion]

...which then explode, spraying strong acid all over you.

I insert a rusty breadknife.

[Shockdude]

you get a blob of rust, and a shiny breadknife

i insert garfield without all that insignificant stuff
:p

[SgtFusion]

You get Garfield's "all that insignificant stuff".

I insert a pri¢ele$$ golden turkey.

[yauhui]

you get the golden compass. (you've been expecting this, didnt you?)

[TeDdywoRm]

You forgot to insert an item.And so having a boot to the head.
After it the machine spews a box thus, hitting you hardly on the head and explodes containing nano-computers which'll suck the life out of you.:p


I insert a compact disc(CD) containing all-precious information.

[poninja]

get an empty DVD

insert a DVR :eek:

[yauhui]

you get CTR (Crash Team Racing)

i insert Logitech.

[Plainplane]

You get Microsoft Windows 95.

I insert the My Computer icon.

[yauhui]

You get the Computer icon in Vista.

Insert 93 smilies (wink, wink, www.team17.tk, wink, wink)

[Plainplane]

You get 93 viruses.

I insert some lava.

[SgtFusion]

The machine spits out an igneous rock, which hits you in the stomach at 60mph.

I insert a crystal of pure quartz.

[farazparsa]

You get a lusturous quarter.

I insert Cyanide.

[SgtFusion]

You get ammonium.

I insert a horse on wheels.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a worms game.


I insert a real life worm.:cool:

[Plainplane]

You get a real life grenade.

I insert a cat.

[farazparsa]

You get Longcat.

I insert 1.

[SgtFusion]

You get 2.54.

I insert two metres.