The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power (Forum Game)

[TeDdywoRm]

You get two metres of a ruler(I don't have any ideas for the moment).

I insert the thing back.

[yauhui]

you get a ruler shot into your eye.

i insert this (http://thefreaks.deviantart.com/art/Merry-Christmas-72851883).

[Shadowmoon]

You get a stone.


I insert a sword.

[ShadowLord]

You crit Vending Machine for 5079 damage.
You have slain Vending Machine!
Vending Machine dies.


/target Vending Machine
/cast Resurrection

[SgtFusion]

The machine revives, and spits out the sword at you.

I insert this text.

[Shockdude]

`/0|_| 637 1337

i insert the http://forum.team17.co.uk/images/editor/removeformat.gif icon
:p

[Plainplane]

You get strikethrough text.

I insert this: :eek:

[SgtFusion]

You get :p.

I insert http://www.Photo-Host.org/thumb/904903isometric03.png.

[Pyramid]

You get a worm version of Chernobyl

I insert my hollyday spirit

[yauhui]

You don't get anything, for you don't have any.

I insert my homemade durian popsicle.

[Plainplane]

The machine catches fire, and you get back your popsicle, melted.

I insert a fire hose.

[SgtFusion]

You get high-pressure water blasted into your face.

I insert :cool:.

[Plainplane]

You get a beach towel and a free vacation to a beach that is suffering from red tide.

I insert a dead fish.

[Kelster23]

You get a living fish.

I insert wild GOD.

[yauhui]

You get a wild boar.

insert Feliz Navidad (yes, argentine, chilean and spanish for merry christmas, and is the title of a rather popular christmas carol.)

[Pyramid]

You get a wild boar.

insert Feliz Navidad (yes, argentine, chilean and spanish for merry christmas, and is the title of a rather popular christmas carol.)

You get Feliz Natal (yes, brazillian for Feliz Navidad)


I insert a little baby dragon

[yauhui]

You get a surprise - the baby dragon is female.

I insert yaoi.

You get Feliz Natal (yes, brazillian for Feliz Navidad)

I thought it was "Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo"..

EDIT: Just noticed, Feliz Natal is portuguese too.

[TeDdywoRm]

The machine chokes and explodes due to what you just inserted!!!(Stupid wikipedia!):mad:
**Resurrects machine

And so you get a punch and spews the thing back at your face by the machine.

I insert Maligayang Pasko(Filipino for Merry Christmas.).

[yauhui]

You get Santa Clause.

I insert the hat you stole from Santa while he was dozing off.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get in a fight with lots of miniature elves because of Santa's hat.:p:rolleyes:

I insert all of the blood spilled from what just happened and all of the weapons used.
(Sorry, I don't have any ideas..AGAIN!)

[SgtFusion]

You get verschüttete blut.

I insert BIG,bold,italicized,underlined purple neon text that says "THIS IS SPARTA THE TEAM17 FORUMS!!!1!"

[Plainplane]

You get nice, tasty Spam.

I insert a key.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get all keys you lost.

I insert a door.

[Pyramid]

You get a "Knock knock" joke


I insert a crying emo

[yauhui]

you get emo-fied. by angelus.

insert a favourite (http://anissa34.deviantart.com/art/Sasuke-s-Return-Chapter-1-44865404).

[TeDdywoRm]

You get emo-fied by Angelus due to the fact I can't see it.

I insert a firecracker.Lots of it.

[yauhui]

You get poninja (?!).

I insert this (http://thefreaks.deviantart.com/art/I-am-Fox-Chapter-1-73245252).

[Liketyspli]

You get that.

I insert Pepsi Max and CocaCola Zero.

[yauhui]

Your tastebuds burn.

Insert Microsoft WordPad.

[Geckogirl]

You get Notepad.

I insert a old "Tetris" Gameboy cartridge.

[yauhui]

The machine shoots it back at you because it is outdated and.. incompatible.

Insert your worst nightmare (http://thefreaks.deviantart.com/art/I-am-Fox-Chapter-2-73327782).

[Plainplane]

You get death.

I insert some glass cleaner.

[yauhui]

You get Cillit Bang - BANG! And the dirt is gone.

Insert manga.

[SgtFusion]

You get anime.

Insert $ome ¢a$h.

[Plainplane]

You get an empty wallet.

I insert a peanut.

[robowurmz]

The Librarian from the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett comes out and wallops you into pulp.

I put the pulp in.

[Plainplane]

You get hit by a car.

I put your imaginary cat in.

[SgtFusion]

You get a real cat*, which mauls you badly.

Insert some shredded cow.
*leopard
EDIT: How the heck do I change the colour of text?

[Liketyspli]

You get 2 Shredded cows.

I insert myself.

[poninja]

you get get a dancing super hero

insert super wirm!111!!"!"

[yauhui]

get infraction point.

insert wii.

[Plainplane]

You get a Yes.

I insert a No.

[yauhui]

You get slapped by the girl in your neighbourhood.

I insert an African. (Guess who!)

[TeDdywoRm]

You get a foreigner who slaps you and says "I don't know".

I insert some other things which Yauhui just inserted.

[yauhui]

You get punched for not stating which.

i insert Cyworld.

"I don't know"

It's Hackerman!!!:mad:

[Plasma]

You get dumb.

I insert the letter Zero.

[Pyramid]

You get dumb.

I insert the letter Zero.

You get a number A

I insert a round house kick

[yauhui]

You get House MD.

Insert Detective Conan Volume 60 English full manga scanlation download (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3TGI6FCK).

[TeDdywoRm]

You get Shinichi.

I insert Conan.(And Melon.)

[Shadowmoon]

You get a kick up the butt

I insert some false teeth

[TeDdywoRm]

You get an Old woman (figures.).

I insert Armageddon.

[yauhui]

you get mayhem.

insert Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a holy-hand grenade

I insert a bible

[TeDdywoRm]

You get a Bible verse.

I insert a "Happy New Year!".

[Plainplane]

You get fireworks.

I insert a sunflower.

[Shadowmoon]

The sunflower is too big! the machine spits it out!

You get an error message

[SgtFusion]

I insert the person above me, since he forgot to insert something.

[Shadowmoon]

I insert the person above me, since he forgot to insert something.

You get another error message

I insert the universe

[Kelster23]

You get a star.

I insert a Rubix Cube.

[Plainplane]

You get a Rubix Pyramid.

I insert the new year.

[SgtFusion]

You get the old year, which causes a time paradox, deleting the universe.

Once the universe is somehow reconstructed, I insert next week.

[yauhui]

you get slapped by God because He hasn't planned the schedule of events for next week.

I insert a penteract.

[SgtFusion]

You get a tesseract, which, since it is 4-dimensional, causes your brain to explode by looking at it.

I insert 2kg of shaved ham.

[Plainplane]

You get crushed by a really fat pig.

I insert a duck.

[SgtFusion]

A deafening "QUAAAAACK!!" is heard from inside the machine, which promptly spits out a metric ton of feathers on top of you.

Insert a boulder bowling ball.

[yauhui]

you get a Smart Fortwo flying at you after a course of collision with a highway boulder strike.

Insert the Fifth Gear episode which showed a Merc S-Class crashing into a Smart Fortwo at 60 mph each, head-on.

[Kelster23]

You get caught in the crash.

Insert Revolver.

[kikumbob]

You don't get anything. It's gun amnesty week.

I insert the forum.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get lots of threads, and spam.(Figures.)

I insert Plainplane's jetpack.

[yauhui]

you get his holy hand grenade and... it's trigger pin has been pulled off!

I quickly insert the holy hand grenade!

[Kelster23]

You get the pin.

Insert Half-Eaten Corpse.

[Liketyspli]

You get "The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power Super Powers" for 1 day.

I insert a ticking time bomb.

[shadowman]

You get an explosion. It stings.

I insert the remnants of muscular worm.

[Kelster23]

You get a Tuque.

Insert Sasuke.

[robowurmz]

Hidden Leaf Village comes out and destroys everyone.

I put a bowl of Ramen in.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get a yellowish toupee.(With some dandruff on it...):p

I insert some anime.

[Rarsonic]

You get a lot of cosplayer fangirls.

I shoot the machine with a rocket launcher.

[TeDdywoRm]

The machine spews out a some sort of a glove and deflects the rocket on back to you.

I insert Rarsonic's blacked-out face.
(Sorry..'-.-)

[Rarsonic]

You get NOTHING!

I insert Willy Wonka.

[Metal Alex]

You get an army of oompa loompas armed with candy.

I insert magic powders (old GB Zelda game refernce, just to inform :p)

[Kelster23]

You get, well, Crack!

Insert a Moose.

[yauhui]

You get a mousse.

Insert the Worms 3D for Mac that Dream17 is giving away.

[Reder8]

Dream17 take it back...and you get nothing

I insert a Cowboy

[Plainplane]

You get your choice of a pirate, a robot, or a ninja. If you pick the wrong one, the machine will attack you.

I insert a dollar.

[GeneralTNT]

You get nothing and you really wanted that dollar back.

I put in my armband

[Plainplane]

The machine rejects the armband because it is covered in sweat.

I insert another dollar.

[Metal Alex]

The machine buys Ice Cream.

I insert a sudoku.

[Reder8]

The machine kills itself.

I insert a robot to fix the machine

[Plainplane]

The robot fixes the machine, then it attacks you.

I insert some romantic flowers.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get a date with a some-sort of a.....(err, nevermind.)

i insert Error's guitar.

[Plainplane]

You get tickets to an orchestra.

I insert a trumpet.

[yauhui]

you get an elephant.

insert elijah woods.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get Frodo and err, that dude who says "My precious!" every minute.

I insert the Ring.

[yauhui]

you get Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Insert equus.

[Liketyspli]

You get a note: "What is it?"

I insert Led Zeppelin IV.

[Metal Alex]

You get an epic mountain.

I insert an idea bulb.

[robowurmz]

You get an idea candlestick. On a stick.

I put Garry's Mod in! And Portal! And the Half-Life Series! And Psychonauts!

[Rarsonic]

You get System Shock :p

I insert a word

[shadowman]

You get a rapper.

I insert my videocard.

[Kelster23]

You get an XBOX.

Insert Hell's First Born.

[Plasma]

You get a spawn of Santa.

I insert a perfectly ordinary rabbit.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get a perfectly extraordinary rabbit who eats people and...Worms!!!

I insert the rabbit quickly!!

[Liketyspli]

You get a rabbid.

I insert a piece of pie.

[yauhui]

you get pi.

i insert assasin's creed.

[Metal Alex]

You get a bloody dagger, and you get in prison unfairly. Afortunately, your brother decides to tatoo a map of the prison on his body, make a crime to be on the same prison, and try to take you out of there. You two finally manage to scape somehow, and you become a fugitive. Looking for revenge on the assasin that made you go through all this.

I insert a cake.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a candle!


I insert a piece of burnt toast.

[Kelster23]

You get a piece of frozen bread.

Insert Ryuk. With an apple.

[Plainplane]

You get a random guy. With your former teacher.

I insert a license plate that a stray cat was carrying.

[Shadowmoon]

You get your driving license!:cool:


I insert a disco ball!

[Metal Alex]

You get 80's styled glasses.

I insert Pigbuster.

[Shadowmoon]

You get Pigbusters garbage barn.


I insert a pair of snazzy sunglasses!

[Kelster23]

You get Terminator.

Insert a Kit-Kat bar.

[Plainplane]

You get a piece that was broken off of something.

I insert a bright idea.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get 20 watts!(Meh.)

I insert ISP.

[Kelster23]

You get your IP address.

Insert Apple computer.

[Plainplane]

You get PC.

I insert an expensive gourmet chocolate.

[SgtFusion]

You get cheap imitation chocolate.

I insert a Tyrannosaurus Rex tooth.

[Plainplane]

You get a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

I insert a dog chasing a cat chasing a mouse.

[Shadowmoon]

You get spike, Tom and jerry (from tom and jerry)


I insert Daffy Duck.

[Kelster23]

You get Donald Duck.

Insert Zeeky H Bomb.

[Plainplane]

The machine says "Zeeky Doogy Doog" and there is a nuclear explosion.

I insert a random H bomb.

[SgtFusion]

You get a specific plutonium bomb, which explodes instantly.

I insert five steak pies.

[Plainplane]

You get a chocolate ice cream cake covered in ketchup.

I insert a giant 10 pound tub of mustard.

[TeDdywoRm]

The machine turns yellow and spews it out!(Good thing you managed to escaped it!)

I insert this (http://http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php).

[Rarsonic]

You find out that it seems that the site has been sold... :p

I insert the International Phonetic Alphabet

[Plainplane]

Some children start singing their A-B-C's.

I insert a piece of paper with "nothing" written on it.

[Plasma]

The paper cuts you.
With a knife.

I insert blood.

[Kelster23]

You get a half-crazy starved vampire who wants to eat you.

Insert said vampire, who seemed to have ate my hands in the process.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a pair of false fangs!


I insert a hot dog!

[Rarsonic]

You get a cold cat.

I insert Einstein.

[Kelster23]

You get Alexander Graham Bell.

Insert Cell Phone

[Shadowmoon]

You get a mobile phone!


I insert a robot.

[Shockdude]

the machine turns into a transformer that crushes you

i insert the cube thing from the movie
:p

[robowurmz]

*Vending Machine grows arms and stabs you before running away*
*New one appears*

I insert your charred remains.

[Rarsonic]

You get a Mr. Game & Watch

I insert Tiberium (green mineral from Command & Conquer)

[Shadowmoon]

You get a been watched status for inserting someones remains!



i insert a monkey!

[Plainplane]

You get a key that opens the machine.

I insert a digital camera.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a digital clock.


I insert a crying baby.

[Plainplane]

You get diapers, full of poop.

I insert some aspirin.

[SgtFusion]

You get a migraine.

I insert the computer I am using to type this post.

[Shadowmoon]

You get the laptop i am using to type this post!:cool:


I insert the Krusty Krab.

[SgtFusion]

You get the Chum Bucket and...PLANKTON!!

I insert Plankton.

[Plainplane]

100 cartoon characters of your choice walk out of the machine.

I insert a ticking clock.

[Shadowmoon]

You get the time travel machine of incredible power.

I insert a calculator.

[Rarsonic]

You get Paul.Power and AndrewTaylor.

I insert an umlaut.

[SgtFusion]

You get a macron.

I insert some tissues containing some of the green stuff from my nose.

[Metal Alex]

You get a wave of radiation, and you get suddenly burnt.

I insert your ashes.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get SgtFusion, only as a zombie.:p

I insert the tall zombie guy from Resident Evil.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a gravestone.


I insert my nintendo wii.

[TeDdywoRm]

The machine spews a PS3 at you.

I insert it back.

[Shadowmoon]

You get an Xbox 360.


I insert an alien worm.

[Metal Alex]

You get a green chocolate table.

I insert Rayman's left shoe.

[Plainplane]

You get Rayman's right shoe.

I insert a fox.

[Plasma]

You get a fox. This one has slightly darker fur, and a different face.

I insert everything that came out of the vending machine that wasn't put back in.
Including that fox.

[Kelster23]

You get everything that was inserted back in.

Insert a Death Note.

[SgtFusion]

You get a £50 note that says on it: "This note is legal tender for all bets, public and private." (I don't care if British £ notes don't say that kind of thing on them, because this one does anyhow)

I insert a £500 note.

[Metal Alex]

you get a 500€ note.

I insert some dodongos.

[Plasma]

You get an edible octorock.

I insert light to Gannon's lair.

[Metal Alex]

You get your face burned.

I insert ಠ_ಠ.

[Rarsonic]

You get the character map.

I insert a chav.

[Plainplane]

You get a conductor.

I insert a lit match.

[SgtFusion]

You get an unlit candle.

I insert a banana bomb.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get an unlit candle.

I insert a banana bomb.

The machine trembles suddenly and thousands of worms fly out of the machine.

I insert some weapons.

[Plainplane]

You get even more worms.

I insert a microwave.

[SgtFusion]

Very strong microwaves are emitted from the machine, cooking you alive.

I insert your cooked body.

[ShadowLord]

You get a zombie. He's hungry.

I insert Unreal Tournament 3.

[*Splinter*]

You get a poorly written review

[Kelster23]

You get nothing!

Insert neopet.

[Plasma]

You get a slorg.

I insert the destruction it brings with it.

[SgtFusion]

The machine is destroyed by all the destruction. This, however, somehow causes a time paradox, which causes the machines shattered pieces to un-shatter and come back together.

I insert a $6.50 coin.

[Rarsonic]

You get under arrest for using false coins.

I insert Agent Luke

[shadowman]

You get a yellow scribble.

I insert Gordon Freeworm

[TeDdywoRm]

You get that guy with that tuxedo.

I insert the (Gun) thing you use in portal.

[kolinmonk]

the machine is transfered to the moon

i insert a candle

[kikumbob]

You get a box of matches. Its too bad you don't have a candle anymore...

I insert curiosity.

[Rarsonic]

You get a dead cat.

I insert 13375P34|<

[*Splinter*]

You get a dead cat.

I insert 13375P34|<

You get punched be an elitist moron

[Metal Alex]

You get punched by the machine, as the machine needs stuff like a drug.

I insert my free will

[kolinmonk]

Hitler cames and steals it

i insert a vending machine caused by the paradox that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it etc,etc,etc.:confused:

[Plasma]

The machine divides by 0.

You get punched be an elitist moron
I insert the quote "You get punched. Be an elitist moron."

[SgtFusion]

The machine divides by 0.

You get punched be an elitist moron

I insert the quote "You get punched. Be an elitist moron."
You get punched by the machine, and you turn into an elitist moron because of it.

I insert pi, worked out to 19287356987432601928739034875601927845 digits.

[Kelster23]

You get that many apple pies.

Insert :(

[Rarsonic]

You get emo and cut your wrist.

I insert the blood-soaked razor.

[TeDdywoRm]

You get soo depressed you'd kill yourself right now.

I insert ninja rope.

[kolinmonk]

a samurai comes flying out of the machine

i insert my school janitor:rolleyes:

[kikumbob]

The school janitor inserts YOU.

I insert sex. Lots of sex.

[Plasma]

You get banned. Lots of banned.

I insert a band.

[SgtFusion]

A rubber one flies out of the machine and hits you in the eye.

I insert twenty dollars worth of unleaded petrol.

[Kelster23]

You get 20 dollars worth of leaded petrol.

Insert Robot Chicken.

[kolinmonk]

you get a roasted piece of metal
i insert nothing, nada, zilch, zero

[yauhui]

you get a grouch.

i insert a CMOS sensor.

[tgworm]

You get a big slap for being smart.

I put in an old chinese man.

[Shadowmoon]

You get an old indian man!

I insert a stinking sock.

[tgworm]

You get a bad cough.

I throw in a 4 of Spades.

[SgtFusion]

You get a club of hearts.

I insert a fake diamond.

[Kelster23]

You get half a carrot.

Insert Burned Ashleah

[Plasma]

You get Heartove.

I insert a boquet of asses.

[Kelster23]

You get an ass made out of bouquets.

Insert Plastic Jesus.

[tgworm]

You get a huge slap on the face

I insert a Jackson Five Tribute Band

[Kelster23]

You get Micheal Jackson!

Insert 4 year old boy in hopes MJ will follow.

[tgworm]

YOU GET A GIANT DI*DO

I throw in a sexist comment

[Plasma]

You get a Plasma look-a-like.

I insert my man-cannon.

[Kelster23]

You get a woman-launcher!

Insert Uber Alles.

[SgtFusion]

I don't know what that is, but I'm going to get the English translation of the German words closest to those words. So, since you inserted a location (everywhere), you get nowhere.

I insert a black hole.

[Kelster23]

You get a vacuum.

Insert Babelfish.

[poninja]

you get google

insert Yahoooo!!

[TeDdywoRm]

You get an emoticon and says "YAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!", and so making you deaf.

I insert dopefish.

[SgtFusion]

You get a fish stuffed with dope.

I insert a pile of sand.

[Kelster23]

You get the Sahara Desert

Insert the Magic Potion from Asterix.

[tgworm]

You get the entire population of Gaul

I insert Obelix.

[SgtFusion]

You get an Egyptian Obelisk, which lands on your left small toe.

I insert the pieces of my hair left over from shaving.

[Metal Alex]

You get an almighty beard!

I insert a used condom D:

[tgworm]

You get a bullet in your head.

I insert a rectom.

[Kelster23]

You get an anus.

Insert Mewtwo.

[Plasma]

Receive Lucario.

I insert Earthbound on the VC.

[SgtFusion]

I don't know what that means, so you get space-bound on a meteorite.

I insert a thick, juicy steak.

[robowurmz]

You get a thick, angry bull. He's not happy.

I insert Garry's Mod!

[Rarsonic]

You get SomethingAwful

I insert 4chan

[yauhui]

you get PORN!!!

I insert Shin Chan (which, in japanese, can be said as 4n chan also - 4 in japanese is "si".)

[TeDdywoRm]

You get a pic of him showing his ***** in front of his classmates.

I insert him back.

[yauhui]

you get him showing his butt to the whole world.

I insert Ashley Day for winning the Worms 3D.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a partyyyyyyyy!



I insert some balloons.

[SgtFusion]

You get a tyre, made of all the bits of rubber from the balloons.

I insert said tyre.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a balloon car!


I insert some coke.

[SgtFusion]

You get arrested for possession of illegal drugs.

I insert 10lb of CDs containing dubious contents.

[Rarsonic]

You get 1000 tons of children's stuff

I insert a Blu-Ray player

[Shadowmoon]

You get the PS3.




I insert a flaming katana.



PS: Sgt fusion, i clearly meant of the drink, not COCAINE!!!!!!!:p

[tgworm]

You get a swordfish

Lob in a basketball.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a football.


Insert a tennis ball

[tgworm]

You get a wet kipper smacked around your cheek I'll leave you to decide whether it's facial or buttocks

Throw in a cup of tea.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a wet kipper smacked around your cheek I'll leave you to decide whether it's facial or buttocks

Throw in a cup of tea.

Get somebody saying "urrgh! i hate cup of teas"


Insert teh best drink ever- fanta.

[robowurmz]

You get a bag of fail.

I put in a bag of skills.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a bag of rubbish skills.



Insert teh Electro katana!

[Rarsonic]

You get the Dragon's Tooth sword.

I insert a laser sabre

[Shadowmoon]

You get the flaming katana.


I insert one of those oil barrels in worms.

[Basti@n]

The machine is set on fire. I extinguish it.

I insert my bathroom.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a toilet.



I insert my laptop.

[Basti@n]

You get my computer.

I insert: :eek:

[Shadowmoon]

You get this.:confused:



I insert Mario.

[Basti@n]

You get 1000 goombas that want to kill you.

I insert 1-UP.

[Shadowmoon]

You get an extra life.


I insert Sonic the hedgehog.

[Plainplane]

You get a golden ring.

I insert a diamond ring.

[SgtFusion]

You get a golden diamond.

I insert this Chinglish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinglish) text: "Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan."

[Rarsonic]

You get babelfish.

I insert "insert"

[kolinmonk]

you get "you get"

i insert a pink striped cloud with yellow dots

[tgworm]

You get a hournea (sp?)

Insert a big poo.

[Shadowmoon]

You get a toilet.

I insert my curly hair.

[Shockdude]

you are now bald

i insert a smash ball
:p

[yauhui]

You get baseball.

Insert green_worm.

[kolinmonk]

you get a green_grenade

i insert "BIG FAT HAIRY ENVELOPES"