You have a reading comprehension issue: Stupidity on the Forum

[Pigbuster]

if the public statement is that you're doing something wrong and helpfully suggesting tips on how to improve, and the theme of that statement is friendly and the person still replies by yelling at everyone then the problem is not the way the help was delivered. if he doesn't want to listen to advice he's not going to. PMs aren't going to help the problem.

Every time I saw people telling shadowmoon about his posting habits, the attitude was anything but friendly.

If someone actually DOES PM him and he still acts thick-headed, then he's thick-headed. To me it really does look like he's just being defensive most of the time anyone is "suggesting tips".
I think pretty much every time people will act less stupid in PMs than out in the open. Constantly making fun of him out in the open won't solve anything.
Posting stupid antics in this thread is one thing, but when I see a flame out in the public forum, I report it. (Unless it's really funny. :p)

That said, I'm still extremely suspicious about that "pikaboy" thing. Either:
A) Some one used his account for a joke.
B) He's a fake.
C) He legitimately likes Pokémon that much.

[FutureWorm]

That said, I'm still extremely suspicious about that "pikaboy" thing. Either:
A) Some one used his account for a joke.
B) He's a fake.
C) He legitimately likes Pokémon that much.

that's the one thing he did that absolutely screamed "iguana" at me

[Melon]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627107&postcount=909

Bingo. Shadowmoon isn't Iguana at all, he's Hackerman.

Even if he isn't, why is a 12 year old playing GTA?

[Paul.Power]

why is a 12 year old playing GTA?Perhaps I should be vaguely worried. I live less than an hour's drive away from him.

[Alien King]

Even if he isn't, why is a 12 year old playing GTA?

Meh, I played worse at a younger age.

Well... mabye not worse. GTA isn't exactly a great influence.

[MtlAngelus]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627158&postcount=12
That thread keeps getting better. :confused:
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627192&postcount=144
Haha, classic Shadowmooning.

[Alien King]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627192&postcount=144
Haha, classic Shadowmooning.

I was very tempted to make a comment responding to Kelster's last post whilst quoting Shadowmoon's post. I decided against it though.

[Run]

I was very tempted to make a comment responding to Kelster's last post whilst quoting Shadowmoon's post. I decided against it though.

We should do this all the time. Add a shadowmoon quote to the bottom of every post we make.

[bonz]

Shadowmooning
I love that term. :D

[SupSuper]

Mooning with your shadow must be pretty impressive.

[SupSuper]

I honestly couldn't resist, I'm sorry. :(
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627244&postcount=34

[Pickleworm]

I honestly couldn't resist, I'm sorry. :(
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627244&postcount=34

hahahahahahahahahahahaha the post you quoted oh my goodness

[Zero72]

To paraphrase what I just said on MSN about this... if I were allowed to *****-slap someone over the Internet three times a year, I would use at least two on yauhui.

[Run]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha the post you quoted oh my goodness

yahui is so emo~~~~~~~

[MtlAngelus]

Maybe I'm messing with Iguana, or maybe I'm messing with a complete newbie, either way it's hilarious. For me. Um... :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=627629#post627629

[Akuryou13]

Maybe I'm messing with Iguana, or maybe I'm messing with a complete newbie, either way it's hilarious. For me. Um... :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=627629#post627629ok, shadowmoon was more of a random guy who acts too stupid to not be fake, but is apparently legit. THAT GUY is definitely iguana, or if not iguana, then someone else coming back on a different account to be stupid.

[Pigbuster]

I bet you think those unimaginative image macros are hilarious, don't you Pickleworm

Um... no. He made those to specifically show how lame image macros are. (I'm not SURE, obviously, but seeing how often he ripped on macros in the past, I think that's the case.)

I hope I'm right so I'm not just shoving words into your mouth.

(Though it's also worth mentioning that I think those macros you made are infinitely better than any of the "imaginative" ones. I have an affinity for picture captions that make no sense.)

[SupSuper]

I hope I'm right so I'm not just shoving words into your mouth.

(Though it's also worth mentioning that I think those macros you made are infinitely better than any of the "imaginative" ones. I have an affinity for picture captions that make no sense.)As opposed to?

[Pickleworm]

I hope I'm right so I'm not just shoving words into your mouth.

(Though it's also worth mentioning that I think those macros you made are infinitely better than any of the "imaginative" ones. I have an affinity for picture captions that make no sense.)

Yeah you are right on the ball there

I really, really tried to make it as obvious as I possibly could

Just wasn't obvious enough for some people :confused:



Also re: Dio Brando being Iguana, I'm not saying anything because I was totally wrong about shadowmoon and don't want to point fingers without some more solid evidence anymore. In my defense, I really didn't think anybody could be as stupid as shadowmoon.

[SupSuper]

It is him, he posted (and deleted) something like this in the same thread:
Yeah I'm just messing with you I couldn't come up with another fandom name to exploit like the Rikachan thing you can ban me now

[Pickleworm]

It is him, he posted (and deleted) something like this in the same thread:

What an appallingly ginormous loser [image of a psyduck]

[Akuryou13]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627921&postcount=206

ok, am I just being dense or is he being a flaming ass clown?

[MrBunsy]

No more than usual. Which is to say: yes.

[FutureWorm]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627921&postcount=206

ok, am I just being dense or is he being a flaming ass clown?
i've changed my opinion on yakuza - he's a hilarious troll and i support him 100%
What an appallingly ginormous loser [image of a psyduck]
yeah but matt he doesn't care about team17 at all seriously he has a great life irl and he's just having a good time and of course it doesn't matter that he's been banned from every other community he tries to join

[Pickleworm]

Why did everyone miss yakuza's point in that thread

[shadowmoon is an idiot]

"shadowmoon you are an idiot"

[shadowmoon continues to be an idiot]

"shadowmoon you are an idiot, team17 probably are skipping past your posts"

[everyone picks yakuza apart about the nuances of what he said]

He might have said some things that i can't verify but I wouldn't be surprised if they were true, but they weren't his point anyway so

[MtlAngelus]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=627921&postcount=206

ok, am I just being dense or is he being a flaming ass clown?
Not that I wish to defend Yakuza as I usually disagree with his ways, but you did miss out completely his point, which was only having a jab at shadowmoon.

[Akuryou13]

Not that I wish to defend Yakuza as I usually disagree with his ways, but you did miss out completely his point, which was only having a jab at shadowmoon.ok then. that's why I shut up there. wasn't sure if I had missed that point. thanks :)

[MtlAngelus]

Woah Shadowmoon is back. 3 threads so far. Altough one of them was deleted, not sure if he deleted it or someone else did. It was on the W:A subforum, titled "Online Discussion" so that people could... discuss... about playing online, :s not sure how that works.
I say you put him back on being watched. :P

[Pickleworm]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=628173&postcount=39

I really am kind of warming up to plasma

[FutureWorm]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=628173&postcount=39

I really am kind of warming up to plasma
just because he's getting some decent burns in on really easy targets? come on

if that's your only criteria, yakuza should have been in a long time ago

[bonz]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=628173&postcount=39

I really am kind of warming up to plasma
just because he's getting some decent burns in on really easy targets? come on

if that's your only criteria, yakuza should have been in a long time ago
Wait a minute there!
You're not speculating about Plasma and/or yakuza's admission into OD, are you?

[FutureWorm]

Wait a minute there!
You're not speculating about Plasma and/or yakuza's admission into OD, are you?
i shouldn't have phrased it that way

i meant "into your list of decent people" i guess

[Akuryou13]

if that's your only criteria, yakuza should have been in a long time agono no, at least plasma's posting decently as well as getting the occassional burn in. yakuza's still an ass hat.

[AndrewTaylor]

I confuse yakuza and yahui.

At least one of them has made some pretty good posts as well, and now I can never remember which I like.

[FutureWorm]

I confuse yakuza and yahui.

At least one of them has made some pretty good posts as well, and now I can never remember which I like.
yauhui is a complete imbecile and always will be

[Akuryou13]

yauhui is a complete imbecile and always will beyakuza is better?!

[SupSuper]

I think the difference is that Yakuza tries to pass off as not being an idiot while Yauhui will openly admit it.

[FutureWorm]

3:24:33 PM josh | the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: holy ****, shadowmoon registered on november 12 and he already has 412 posts
3:24:56 PM Matt: wow
3:25:07 PM josh | the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: 412 posts in a little over a month
3:25:17 PM josh | the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: that averages out to about uh
3:25:30 PM josh | the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: 11.5 posts a day
3:25:31 PM josh | the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: ish
3:25:57 PM josh | the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: which wouldn't be a problem on a huge forum like, say, sa
3:26:08 PM josh | the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: but on a small forum like team17 it is downright ****ing obnoxious
3:26:14 PM Matt: right

[AndrewTaylor]

Is that excluding the deleted ones?

[FutureWorm]

Is that excluding the deleted ones?
yes, that was just from doing a "post history" search

[AndrewTaylor]

Hang on...

I see 500+.

[Pickleworm]

Hang on...

I see 500+.

That's, like, a 20% deletion rate. That's too much deletion.

[FutureWorm]

That's, like, a 20% deletion rate. That's too much deletion.
with turnover like that, he's clearly an awful poster

why not just ban him

[thomasp]

To be fair, Shadowmoon seems to delete about twice as many threads as he actually posts - seems to take him about 3 or 4 goes to get a thread right :confused:

[MrBunsy]

with turnover like that, he's clearly an awful poster

why not just ban him

I'm think he's capable of improving, he might even turn out all right after a while.

[FutureWorm]

I'm think he's capable of improving, he might even turn out all right after a while.
why not let him cut his teeth somewhere else

though that's admittedly a bit hypocritical of me

[Akuryou13]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=629201&postcount=56 :D

[thomasp]

Shadowmoon's current signature is worthy of being posted in this thread:

MY REAL NAME: ELLIOTT RICHARDSON

ALSO: WALES RULES! BOO TO ENGLAND, IRELAND AND ANY OTHER COUNTRY.

FACTS

. I AM THE STRONGEST BOY IN MY YEAR
. I AM IN YEAR 8
. I AM WELSH
. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM


Well, what do you make of that??

[SupSuper]

He wants to attract all the pedos in the region?

[thomasp]

He's being a typical 12 year old... the evil mod in me is just crying out to hit that "ban" button.

[wormthingy]

I say we look him up, inject some instant-aids® and leave him to rot.

[Akuryou13]

He's being a typical 12 year old... the evil mod in me is just crying out to hit that "ban" button. do it! do it! do it! do it!

[AndrewTaylor]

I say we look him up, inject some instant-aids® and leave him to rot.

I worry that you may be crossing some kind of a line here.

[Pickleworm]

He's being a typical 12 year old... the evil mod in me is just crying out to hit that "ban" button.

Ok yeah, just ban the strongest boy in his year, that's a great idea :rolleyes:

[Cyclaws]

If AIDs isn't his thing, I have a wide variety of STDs avaliable that I don't want.

[FutureWorm]

He's being a typical 12 year old... the evil mod in me is just crying out to hit that "ban" button.
DO IT DO IT DO IT

edit: hahaha i posted this before seeing akurykrkykorukyroku's post

[AndrewTaylor]

Presumably, there are girls in his year stronger than him, or else he'd have said "strongest person".

[thomasp]

Presumably, there are girls in his year stronger than him, or else he'd have said "strongest person".
Someone really has to point that out to him.

[Pickleworm]

I say we look him up, inject some instant-aids® and leave him to rot.

He's like 12, man

[Paul.Power]

Shadowmoon's current signature is worthy of being posted in this thread:




Well, what do you make of that??
Has to be said, reminds me so, so much of the average pupil in Year 8 when I was at school.

Including the bit about being Welsh and Wales being awesome.

The average year 8 is as cocky as a box full of roosters. It's the whole "hey we're no longer the new kids!" thing.

[Alien King]

The average year 8 is as cocky as a box full of roosters. It's the whole "hey we're no longer the new kids!" thing.

I find that every single year below me is as cocky as a box full of roosters. Even years below year 7.

It could be the fact that they don't get beaten up by the higher years anymore (at my old school at least). That certeinly put them in their place. :D

[AndrewTaylor]

In our school there was no inter-yeargroup beating. It was all very much intra-yeargroup. (I was on both ends, often with the same people.)

[thomasp]

Has to be said, reminds me so, so much of the average pupil in Year 8 when I was at school.

Including the bit about being Welsh and Wales being awesome.

The average year 8 is as cocky as a box full of roosters. It's the whole "hey we're no longer the new kids!" thing.
And that also explains every single PM I get from him moaning whenever I infract him. Well, if he just followed the rules, I wouldn't need to hit the lovely http://forum.team17.co.uk/images/retropurple/buttons/infraction.gif button, would I? :p

[FutureWorm]

Has to be said, reminds me so, so much of the average pupil in Year 8 when I was at school.

Including the bit about being Welsh and Wales being awesome.

The average year 8 is as cocky as a box full of roosters. It's the whole "hey we're no longer the new kids!" thing.
but then as soon as they get into high school, BAM

[KRD]

... the lovely http://forum.team17.co.uk/images/retropurple/buttons/infraction.gif button...

I wants this. :eek:

[SomePerson]

It looks like a sideways thing of popcorn to me...:p

[Paul.Power]

but then as soon as they get into high school, BAM'Cept we don't have high school here. Most of the time, 11 to 16 year olds are all taught in the same schools. It's structured like this, pretty much


Primary school


Nursery (3 to 4 years old)
Reception (4 to 5)

Key Stage 1 (Infants)

Year 1 (I1) (5 to 6)
Year 2 (I2) (6 to 7)

Key Stage 2 (Juniors)

Year 3 (J1) (7 to 8)
Year 4 (J2) (8 to 9)
Year 5 (J3) (9 to 10)
Year 6 (J4) (10 to 11)


Secondary school (usually Comprehensive, occasionally private school, grammar school, secondary modern or City Academy)

Key Stage 3

Year 7 ("first year") (11 to 12)
Year 8 ("second year") (12 to 13)
Year 9 ("third year") (13 to 14)

Key Stage 4 (GCSE or equivalent)

Year 10 ("fourth year") (14 to 15)
Year 11 ("fifth year") (15 to 16)


Tertiary college (Further education college or sixth form college; A-levels or equivalent)


Year 12 (16 to 17)
Year 13 (17 to 18)




(NB: In my old primary school, Years 1 and 2 were taught together, as were Years 3 and 4 and Years 5 and 6 (Nursery and Reception were also in the same room, but handled by two different teachers). We had a small enough intake (roughy 100 pupils) that it all worked out okay.

[AndrewTaylor]

I wants this. :eek:

It doubles as a very handy way to send a PM reply to a specific post. I wish everyone had that feature; it'd probably cut down on my use of the same button.

[Squirminator2k]

It's not technically part of the forum, but... [What the Hell (http://salverto.deviantart.com/art/Squirminator-s-surpirse-72337225)].

[FutureWorm]

It's not technically part of the forum, but... [What the Hell (http://salverto.deviantart.com/art/Squirminator-s-surpirse-72337225)].
you've got a fan

and by "fan" i mean "potential stalker"

[Pickleworm]

It's not technically part of the forum, but... [What the Hell (http://salverto.deviantart.com/art/Squirminator-s-surpirse-72337225)].

That's the cars guy girl?, vacate the internet immediately, assume a new alias

[Pigbuster]

Oh man, it IS.

That would mean she knows about the forums, wouldn't it?
[EDIT]Actually, she seems to have found you through dA, so nevermind.

[MtlAngelus]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=35235
Seriously, he made this exact same thread a couple of weeks ago after he had gotten off of being watched, and he deleted it after I made fun of it. :p

[thomasp]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=35235
Seriously, he made this exact same thread a couple of weeks ago after he had gotten off of being watched, and he deleted it after I made fun of it. :p
What was the point in Shadowmoon reporting that thread to then delete it moments later?? I have a good mind to infract him for "abuse of the post report system"

[MtlAngelus]

Aww man what happened to his other thread in OO about violent video games? That seemed like it would get incredibly fun really fast. :(

[thomasp]

Shadowmoon keeps deleting his threads as soon as someone posts in them criticising them. It is quite tempting to put him on Being Watched for "not thinking before posting"

[Squirminator2k]

So do it then.

[thomasp]

Well, he's five steps closer to being banned for that avatar he currently has.

[MtlAngelus]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=630410#post630410
AAAHAHAHHAHAA!
He added the i-pod!
XD

[thomasp]

And I got fed up of all the deleting and re-postings of threads.

[Akuryou13]

ipod?!

also:
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=630389&postcount=101

[MtlAngelus]

ipod?!

Lol. He made that exact same thread before with only the PSP and DS. I then replied that I my i-pod is portable and that I like it more than a DS or PSP, which apparently led him to delete his thread and make it again, this time including the i-pod.

Also, some hilarity ensued when I proved to him that the Xbox portable does exists (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl384-gOtpU). :p
Well, hilarity for me at least. :o

[Akuryou13]

that thread is getting even better :) I love shadowmoron.

[MtlAngelus]

Haha I confused him with my post. :p
edit: Hey thomas, is it possible to revoke someone's ability to edit their own posts? Shadowmoon does it all the time and it breaks threads continuity, since I usually reply to him witouth quoting him and he ends up editing it and everything is less fun. :p

[thomasp]

Haha I confused him with my post. :p
edit: Hey thomas, is it possible to revoke someone's ability to edit their own posts? Shadowmoon does it all the time and it breaks threads continuity, since I usually reply to him witouth quoting him and he ends up editing it and everything is less fun. :p
Probably, but that would take effort :p

Just quote him whenever you reply - much easier :D

[FutureWorm]

What was the point in Shadowmoon reporting that thread to then delete it moments later?? I have a good mind to infract him for "abuse of the post report system"
just undelete any threads that he deletes and then close said threads

[thomasp]

just undelete any threads that he deletes and then close said threads
Nah, it's less effort and more fun to close the thread he makes when he re-posts the thread he deletes.

[Zero72]

I want badly to post a thread entitled "Do This to Become Happier" and enclosing simple step-by-step instructions on how to add Shadowmoon to your Ignore List and why you should do it, but that probably counts as trolling or something.

[thomasp]

Just subtly drop it into one of his trolling threads :p

[FutureWorm]

I want badly to post a thread entitled "Do This to Become Happier" and enclosing simple step-by-step instructions on how to add Shadowmoon to your Ignore List and why you should do it, but that probably counts as trolling or something.
do it

i would, but i've already racked up too many infraction points

[Pigbuster]

ipod?!

Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
I mean, have you PLAYED Parachute? Game of the year, right there.
And just wait until you've tried Solitaire or Music Quiz. They'll blow your mind, man.

[MtlAngelus]

Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
I mean, have you PLAYED Parachute? Game of the year, right there.
And just wait until you've tried Solitaire or Music Quiz. They'll blow your mind, man.
Music Quiz ***s. The music selection is really awesome. :cool:

edit: Damnit, Andrew!

[Pigbuster]

Music Quiz ***s. The music selection is really awesome. :cool:

edit: Damnit, Andrew!

For a little while I was actually wondering how you used a swear word there. :D

[MtlAngelus]

Now his "older brother" will be using his account. ROFL.

[thomasp]

Now his "older brother" will be using his account. ROFL.
I'll ready my infraction-gun for the inevitable flamewars that will ensue.

[thomasp]

One other point... Shadowmoon is apparently 12 - he claims his older brother is 29. That's kind of a 17 year age difference, does that seem strange or unusual to anyone else?

I bet he's falsifying the age so people won't "stand up" to his brother who's probably only a few years older, but has considerably more mature.

[Cyclaws]

One other point... Shadowmoon is apparently 12 - he claims his older brother is 29. That's kind of a 17 year age difference, does that seem strange or unusual to anyone else?

Not really.

[AndrewTaylor]

It is unusual. I don't know about uncommon.

[SomePerson]

My roommate is 18 and has a 36 year old brother. It happens.

edit: and there's a girl down the hall who is 18 and has a baby sister

[bonz]

I'm 26 and have two half siblings from my father aged 2 and 5 years.
A bit different though.

In Shadowmoon's case if it's his full brother, that would mean his mother was pregnant with him at the age of 43 if you calculate a very early pregnancy with the brother at the age of 16, which is not a likely constellation.

Any pregnancy a few years later would mean a pregnancy near his mother's menopause, which according to Wikipedia averagely sets on at the age of 51.
An even less likely situation.
In both cases doctors would probably be against a pregnancy.

I say he's another candidate for the Fwd. Adm. award.

[MtlAngelus]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.
He sent me this:
Hello. Now as i said, Shadowmoon will be either one of us. As i said before, my little brother takes things really seriously. He joined this forum because he wanted to be happy. Anyway, just, try to leave him alone. If he does something wrong, say how it can be corrected in a nice way. Not in a nasty way. But my brother is honestly, the most serious person on earth.
Words of advice:
a) Stop making threads.
b) Stop repeating people's comments or observations on a subject.
c) Stop pretending you are older.

No, honestly my big brother will be sharing this account.
And then, about 40 minutes later, he sent me another one:
Hello. Now as i said, Shadowmoon will be either one of us. As i said before, my little brother takes things really seriously. He joined this forum because he wanted to be happy. Anyway, just, try to leave him alone. If he does something wrong, say how it can be corrected in a nice way. Not in a nasty way. But my brother is honestly, the most serious person on earth.
Words of advice:
a) Stop making threads.
b) Stop repeating people's comments or observations on a subject.
c) Stop pretending you are older.

Fine i was pretending. But i have got a 29 year old brother. Anyway, i don't care about what you say, or anybody else. I couldn't care less if my opinions were bad. Anyway, i decided i would put you on my ignore list. I have also decided to put another member on there too, but the member will remain unamed. I am ready to turn over a new leaf. Also, you can carry on mocking me and giving me advice, but don't forget, i can't see any of your posts at all, so there's no point really. Now you may ask, why did you put me on there? because you, are the person who is driving me up the walls!:mad: anyway don't bother replying to anything i say, because i won't reply because i am hiding your posts:p
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA. XD

[AndrewTaylor]

The ignore list is stupid.

If I ever put someone on it (which I don't since I became a mod) I found I'd read all their posts that I saw. Then I'd think "I'm glad I didn't have to read that because they are on my ignore list". Then I'd feel silly.

That never seemed useful to me.

[FutureWorm]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.
He sent me this:

And then, about 40 minutes later, he sent me another one:

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA. XD
i'm wondering if i'm the other guy, or maybe run

[bonz]

i'm wondering if i'm the other guy, or maybe run
You probably can test that easily by saying something positive about him or acknowledging something he said.
Or bash on someone that says something against him.
If he then replies, you know you're not on the ignore list.

[thomasp]

Simple way is to PM him - the forum won't let you PM him if he's ignored you.

[Pigbuster]

Simple way is to PM him - the forum won't let you PM him if he's ignored you.
That would be awkward.

"Hey, I'm just checking to see if I'm on your ignore list. I guess that I'm not if you're actually reading this, so... yeah."

[AndrewTaylor]

You also won't be able to PM him if 100 other people have that idea.

[FutureWorm]

You probably can test that easily by saying something positive about him or acknowledging something he said.
Or bash on someone that says something against him.
If he then replies, you know you're not on the ignore list.
good idea, here we go

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=630962&postcount=88

[SupSuper]

You also won't be able to PM him if 100 other people have that idea.50 .

[thomasp]

Wow, usermods get bigger PM inboxes :D

[Melon]

Way to go Splapp. You just showed an OD thread in your picture. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=631046&postcount=22) The one philby's looking at. Still, no-one will probably notice.

That thread was hilarious, but I doubt it's going to stay very long.

[Splapp]

Way to go Splapp. You just showed an OD thread in your picture. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=631046&postcount=22) The one philby's looking at. Still, no-one will probably notice.

Philby's fault.

[Akuryou13]

Way to go Splapp. You just showed an OD thread in your picture. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=631046&postcount=22) The one philby's looking at. Still, no-one will probably notice.

That thread was hilarious, but I doubt it's going to stay very long.I doubt anyone'll notice. it's rather obscured by the text.

[SupSuper]

I doubt anyone cares anymore by now, aside from the Unhappy End members.

[Akuryou13]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=632028&postcount=10

just wondering, but what do you guys make of this? another possible iguana? :p or does he actually have reason for knowing about error?

[FutureWorm]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=632028&postcount=10

just wondering, but what do you guys make of this? another possible iguana? :p or does he actually have reason for knowing about error?
he could be making a joke, like a 404 error means the page can't be found

more likely he's probably just dumb

[Vader]

I'm tempted to create an account with the name "BSoD" and reply to see how he reacts.

[MtlAngelus]

You dissapeared. Sorry to ruin your little 'acheivement':p
Awww. Well, gonna have to update my achievement then.

[Melon]

Shadowmoon has a shot at totally hypocritical backseat moderating. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=35348)

EDIT: Well, it's not really backseat moderating, but it amused me no end.

[Paul.Power]

Shadowmoon has a shot at totally hypocritical backseat moderating. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=35348)

EDIT: Well, it's not really backseat moderating, but it amused me no end.

CJH vs. Shadowmoon. I'm not sure who I want to win.

On balance, CJH, if only because his brand of insanity is more entertaining.

[Squirminator2k]

HaK has returned to T17.tk, and so I am making it my solemn duty to poke and prod him until he explodes again. Already he has said he knows Al Lowe personally, which amuses me seeing as even if he is 24, he wasn't old enough to play any of the "original" LSL games when they first came out. More than likely he's younger than 14.

Oh, and the "world reknowned hacker" is asking for help applying PHP code to his own forum. I am deeply amused by this.

[FutureWorm]

HaK has returned to T17.tk, and so I am making it my solemn duty to poke and prod him until he explodes again. Already he has said he knows Al Lowe personally, which amuses me seeing as even if he is 24, he wasn't old enough to play any of the "original" LSL games when they first came out. More than likely he's younger than 14.

Oh, and the "world reknowned hacker" is asking for help applying PHP code to his own forum. I am deeply amused by this.
i just went back there and good god look at all the unnecessary **** at the bottom of each page

[Squirminator2k]

I noticed. The Button game? Entirely pointless.

[MtlAngelus]

HaK has returned to T17.tk, and so I am making it my solemn duty to poke and prod him until he explodes again. Already he has said he knows Al Lowe personally, which amuses me seeing as even if he is 24, he wasn't old enough to play any of the "original" LSL games when they first came out. More than likely he's younger than 14.

Oh, and the "world reknowned hacker" is asking for help applying PHP code to his own forum. I am deeply amused by this.
I noticed a few days ago and thought about doing the same, but to be honest I can't be bothered.
Plus my idea of poking him is actually more like setting him on fire with a Flamethrower. :p

edit: Someone must use the mrspongeboob acc to try and get a link from hak to his forum. :p

[SupSuper]

Oh, and the "world reknowned hacker" is asking for help applying PHP code to his own forum. I am deeply amused by this.I should tell him but in fact hack up his forum like crazy. Mmm, irony.

[FutureWorm]

I should tell him but in fact hack up his forum like crazy. Mmm, irony.
do it do it do it do it do it do it now

[Melon]

More awesome Shadowmoon PM-age.

About 6 or 8 minutes ago, i had a look at your profile, and you were reporting a post.

Was it mine? just tell me.
Thanks for reporting my post and getting me into trouble Melon Boy!
Don't help fill a thread with 7 posts about a damned misplaced apostrophe Shadow Boy!

[Alien King]

Don't help fill a thread with 7 posts about a damned misplaced apostrophe Shadow Boy!

Worse things have happened around here. I recall something relating to a lack of comma were needed.

[Melon]

Personally, large scale pedanticism irritates the hell out of me on forums. Somebody missplaced a comma or apostrophe, big whoop. I'm talking mainly about someone picking up on a one off mistake somewhere and making a big fuss about it.

[thomasp]

I might persuade volc to add a 20 point 100-day "Grammar Nazi" infraction

*insert "evil" smilie here*

[Alien King]

Perhaps my reference was too obscure, or not funny any more.

Probably both.

[Run]

that reminds me, a bunch of posts were deleted in that 9-year-old's thread in the WA forum.

i hope it's because i took the **** out of that guy's pokemon avatar and he reported me for it

or was it because it was just general spam?

[thomasp]

Blame CS, not me :p

[thomasp]

I hope not, because that will be over 22,000 users gone from this forum.

Or more, i don't know.

but on the bright side, one of them will be you

I deleted this post because it would only encourage a flood of post reports and a barrage of off topic spam and insults...

However, my reply to it would have been something along the lines of "Come on, Run - I said it a lot more subtly :p"

[Run]

fair enough

it amused me though

[thomasp]

That's why I kept it here :D It was too good to delete, but it would have only made things worse if it had stayed...

[Akuryou13]

nice one there run! even if it did get removed. :D

[MtlAngelus]

[Hak comes clean] (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=383)
Or course, like everything else, he does it Wrong.
Luckily enough, I was there to fix his stupid.

[thomasp]

[Hak comes clean] (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=383)
Or course, like everything else, he does it Wrong.
Luckily enough, I was there to fix his stupid.
Idiot :p :rolleyes:

HaK, I mean, not you, Mtl.

[worMatty]

"It was all a dream!" Smells like BS to me.

[FutureWorm]

[Hak comes clean] (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=383)
Or course, like everything else, he does it Wrong.
Luckily enough, I was there to fix his stupid.
goddammit that forum is terrible

[SupSuper]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/supsuper/Emoticons/emot-psyduck.gif

[Squirminator2k]

Angelus and I have tons of fun posting there. Yauhui has threatened to ban Angelus mind, but not publicly - he emails me, like I'm somehow keeping Angelus on a leesh. If he ever does ban Angelus, I'll threaten to sue him for copying and pasting Dream17 news.

[MtlAngelus]

Ahahaha, that yauhui. :rolleyes:

[SupSuper]

Oh hey now Shadowmoon has his own forum where he goes around with stolen avatars: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Shadowmoons_forum/profile/39938/

[MtlAngelus]

Ooooooh, watch me get banned! Just watch! :cool:

[Squirminator2k]

Just got this email from Yauhui:

Hi,

I'd like to inquire about MtlAngelus.

Lately, he has been creating a fuss on my forum, and I'd like to know - is MtlAngelus always like that? He doesnt behave this way on the official Team17 forum though.
Someone think of a clever response for me.

[MtlAngelus]

Tell him I said "Suck it up.".
And tell him he should just e-mail me if he has questions about me. :rolleyes:


Also, I lol: http://s1.zetaboards.com/Shadowmoons_forum/topic/108561/1/#new :o

edit: so, I reported his post in that thread saying that he "closed my thread and didn't follow the rules posted in the thread in a blatant disregard towards authority", and he sent me a PM: "What you didn't know, is that when you reported my post, i see your report.

Your report has been deleted, as i only posted there to tell you that the thread is closed."
Rofl.

[thomasp]

I'll threaten to sue him for copying and pasting Dream17 news.
Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.


Do it.

[FutureWorm]

Angelus and I have tons of fun posting there. Yauhui has threatened to ban Angelus mind, but not publicly - he emails me, like I'm somehow keeping Angelus on a leesh. If he ever does ban Angelus, I'll threaten to sue him for copying and pasting Dream17 news.
woof woof

[MtlAngelus]

Woo, got shadowmoon to suspend me on his forum. :cool:

[FutureWorm]

Woo, got shadowmoon to suspend me on his forum. :cool:
I dont understand how you can think this is funny....... shadowmoon works hard so that he can have a GOOD SITE and you always try to RUIN IT...... please stop this. Its not funny. http://209.85.62.24/47/132/0/e31580/e31580.gif

[MtlAngelus]

Hey, all I did was contribute some new rules, give a couple of suggestions, told him that his avatar is stolen, and ask a couple of questions in the help desk. I see no harm in that!

[Akuryou13]

Someone think of a clever response for me.considering you're his apparent agent now, you shuold reply in absurdly detailed legalese along the lines of:

"My client, heretofore known as the party of the first part, declines to comment on any statement and/or allegations made by you, Yauhui, heretofore known as the part of the second part. if you wish to further inquire as to the motivations of the party of the first part you need to file the appropriate paperwork in the appropriate offices before the appointed times. any errors in this or any other attempts to contact or question the party of the first part will result in all further inquiries to be considered null and void per the agreements aforementioned in this document." :p it would be interesting to see his response.

[Squirminator2k]

Fantastic! That's my response, that is.

Also, is it just me or [is Plasma getting thicker (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=35554)]?

[SupSuper]

Oh he just likes showing off his non-existant brain cells.

[Squirminator2k]

considering you're his apparent agent now, you shuold reply in absurdly detailed legalese along the lines of:

"My client, heretofore known as the party of the first part, declines to comment on any statement and/or allegations made by you, Yauhui, heretofore known as the part of the second part. if you wish to further inquire as to the motivations of the party of the first part you need to file the appropriate paperwork in the appropriate offices before the appointed times. any errors in this or any other attempts to contact or question the party of the first part will result in all further inquiries to be considered null and void per the agreements aforementioned in this document." :p it would be interesting to see his response.

Right, I've sent this, and I've signed off with "Looking forward to hearing from you!"

[MtlAngelus]

You are banned.
You have been banned, for silly reporting reasons.
Hahaha. Basically, I noticed that even tough I can't post when suspended, I can still report posts. So I did some reporting. :p

[Squirminator2k]

I could threaten Yauhui with that lawsuit if he doesn't have the ban lifted... :)

[MtlAngelus]

Well it's on Shadowmoon's forum, so nothing Yauhui can do about it. Besides that was my goal, getting banned. Got banned in like 4 days, beat that, Hak! :cool: :p

[Squirminator2k]

[Yauhui the hacker (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=35797)]

[FutureWorm]

[Yauhui the hacker (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=35797)]
hahahahhahahaha the ftp is their "secret" server

[SupSuper]

Boy they sure climb those version numbers fast.

[FutureWorm]

fortunately plasma comes in to clear the air (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=640801&postcount=20) about the difference between alphas and betas

[SupSuper]

Of course because clearly Mozilla doesn't keep track of their own FTPs. :rolleyes:

Both are wrong anyways, since development methods aren't consistent. Open-source has anything public. Some companies use alphas for in-development testing and betas for finished-development testing. Others use alphas for internal testing and betas for public testing. And so on.

[Squirminator2k]

[Oh Shadowmoon, you're so wise (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=641126&postcount=120)]

[MtlAngelus]

Hak took a bite. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=419)
Hope it gets fun. :p

[Akuryou13]

Hak took a bite. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=419)
Hope it gets fun. :pdespite the pettiness of the whole thing in general, I absolutely love the gigantic post of nonsense that sends HaK into a rage for some reason. :D

[FutureWorm]

Hak took a bite. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=419)
Hope it gets fun. :p
oh! i thought you came from retard land!

[thomasp]

oh! i thought you came from retard land!
I saw that and initially thought that shadowmoon was actually flaming Hak! Then I realised that would never happen.

[MtlAngelus]

Hak uses a double dildo. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=419).

Lol. :p

[bonz]

Hak uses a double dildo. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=419).

Lol. :p
I wonder what gender he is as he supposedly uses the double dildo to "satisfy [him/herself] both ways".
Or by "both ways" does he mean his two nostrils? :rolleyes:

[Akuryou13]

I wonder what gender he is as he supposedly uses the double dildo to "satisfy [him/herself] both ways".
Or by "both ways" does he mean his two nostrils? :rolleyes:you do?! jeebus! if I NEVER know that answer it'll be too soon! :eek:

[worMatty]

LOL, maybe he likes sucking on cock at the same time as having it rammed up his ****.

All right, too soon.

Isn't this ironic?:

You do realise this is a friendly forum...

[SupSuper]

I'd like to think OD was a friendly forum too. :p

[thomasp]

In response to a load of shadowmoon rantings that got posted on this forum, and then promptly removed, S2K posted this comedy gem (which also got removed):

What rantings? All I've said is your post contributes nothing, and you're reacting as if I've pulled up your driveway, stood on your porch and defecated on the family dog.


It hurt to delete that, but as I'd already deleted the other posts from that thread, it kind of stuck out a bit...

[Squirminator2k]

No harm done, Thomas.

Meanwhile [A Plea for Attention from Shadowmoon (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=641672&postcount=25)]

[ ] I am committing suicide
[ ] I am getting a tattoo
[x] I am running away
[x] And this time I mean it

Edit: [Mind if... I read the Eulogy? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=641681&postcount=30)]

[thomasp]

No harm done, Thomas.

Meanwhile [A Plea for Attention from Shadowmoon (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=641672&postcount=25)]

[ ] I am committing suicide
[ ] I am getting a tattoo
[x] I am running away
[x] And this time I mean it

Edit: [Mind if... I read the Eulogy? (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=641681&postcount=30)]
Dang, he's edited his post.

[Squirminator2k]

What a loser.

[MtlAngelus]

Shadowmoon has been so kind as to give us a link to Hak's forum (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=441), if anyone's interested.
http://z15.invisionfree.com/HaK_Gaming_Forum/index.php?showtopic=239

[thomasp]

Dang - I have to register a fake account to view it :(

Can't be bothered with that!

[SupSuper]

I can read it fine.

I wouldn't recommend it for public viewing anyways, full uncensored pics of HaK. :eek:

[FutureWorm]

I can read it fine.

I wouldn't recommend it for public viewing anyways, full uncensored pics of HaK. :eek:
username + pass pls

[MtlAngelus]

Actually, you can view it without registering now.

[Akuryou13]

Actually, you can view it without registering now.so you can.

how old did Hak claim to be? because I wouldn't peg him for anything upwards of 18 at max.

[AndrewTaylor]

I wouldn't peg [hak] for anything upwards of 18 at max.

Age or IQ?

[Akuryou13]

Age or IQ?both :p ̕̕̕̕̕̕

[MtlAngelus]

Unintentional comedy: hak now gets banned before even visiting websites. (http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1694/hakbannedig8.png)
:p
I didn't link to the thread because it has NSFW material.

[MtlAngelus]

I also found this one funny:
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=35862
who keeps removing this post?!!
NEW WormsDS.com
I'm guessing the mods are deleting the thread and I'm guessing he just keeps posting and posting it over and over again, which must be quite hilarious. :p

[SupSuper]

Unintentional comedy: hak now gets banned before even visiting websites. (http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1694/hakbannedig8.png)
:p
I didn't link to the thread because it has NSFW material.Why is yauhui linking to NSFW material?

[Akuryou13]

Why is yauhui linking to NSFW material?because at 12 you're not cool unless you look at naked chicks, regardless of who you are or whether or not you were interested in those things before.

[FutureWorm]

because at 12 you're not cool unless you look at naked chicks, regardless of who you are or whether or not you were interested in those things before.
i wasn't down w/ that at 12

[Akuryou13]

i wasn't down w/ that at 12yeah well...with all the media's over-zealous "sex sells" stuff kids these days (at least in america) tend to be WAY over-sexed. whether or not they even know what they're doing/talking about.

for instance: a friend of mine told me that she was substitute teaching last year at a local school and she picked up a note some kids were passing in her class of second graders. apparently the note included the lines "I want to have sex with you." "I want to have sex with you too". now, personally? I didn't even know what that was in second grade (american second graders would be around 7 years old or so, for those in europe).

[worMatty]

Oh my god. Do they understand what they really mean? Must be embarrassing for them in later life.

[SupSuper]

Pfft, they're kids. Asking to see some girl's vagina or calling each other slut or dick without knowing what it means is par for the course. Going around with naked pics throws me off though.

[bonz]

Hmm.
When I was 6 years old I had just learned the word "ªrsehole"...

[FutureWorm]

Pfft, they're kids. Asking to see some girl's vagina or calling each other slut or dick without knowing what it means is par for the course. Going around with naked pics throws me off though.
i saw a girl's vagina in first grade :cool:

[worMatty]

Wow, thank goodness it wasn't a boy's you saw.

[FutureWorm]

Wow, thank goodness it wasn't a boy's you saw.
yeah that would be weird

[MtlAngelus]

You know, this is inappropriate discussion. PEOPLE COULD LOOSE THEIR JOBS.
...
*runs like hell*

[worMatty]

Their company policy probably disallows accessing material which is unrelated to work anyway.

[Paul.Power]

I could write a book about the bizarre statements Shadowmoon makes (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=642487#post642487)

[AndrewTaylor]

Hak uses a double dildo. (http://z11.invisionfree.com/Team17/index.php?showtopic=419).

Lol. :p

So does Plasma.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=642560&postcount=3

[Akuryou13]

So does Plasma.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=642560&postcount=3would I get infracted if I posted this in that thread?

[Run]

post it anyway

if you don't i will

[Akuryou13]

post it anyway

if you don't i willfair enough. can't get more than a couple days of ban if they wanna push it :p can't see it getting more than 5 points, and it's worth it :D

[thomasp]

The "Inappropriate Language" infraction is only 3 points :p

[Akuryou13]

The "Inappropriate Language" infraction is only 3 points :pSWEET! then I really just don't care.

[thomasp]

Also, your current active infraction total is 0. So unless we slapped you with at least a 10-pointer...

[Akuryou13]

Also, your current active infraction total is 0. So unless we slapped you with at least a 10-pointer...yes, I realize this as well......thanks officer for helping me learn how best to drive dangerously.

[thomasp]

I should probably point out as well that Being Watched (ie 10 infraction points or more) = no access to OD :p

[Akuryou13]

I should probably point out as well that Being Watched (ie 10 infraction points or more) = no access to OD :pI'm only planning on the one image. whether or not that's worth infraction is up to you but either wya it's only 3 points. I'm not going on a spamming-spree. :p

[thomasp]

Let's put it this way - if I was going to infract you for that image I'd have done so by now :p

Of course, there are other mods on this forum.

[Akuryou13]

Let's put it this way - if I was going to infract you for that image I'd have done so by now :p

Of course, there are other mods on this forum.hehehe, it demands to remain where it is for the world to see how horrible those avatars in that thread are :p

[Squirminator2k]

Shadowmoon's posts on Yauhui's forum are quite unintentionally hilarious, but he's written little "comedy stories" which are quite, quite dire. I figured I'd have a go. As it'll likely get deleted before the weekend, I'll post it here for your enjoyment.

1 - INT. TEAM17.TK CLUBHOUSE - CONFERENCE ROOM - MIDDAY

It is dark. The curtains are drawn, and all but a thin crack of light is blocked. By the window we can see SHADOWMOON standing, holding a glass of sherry, trying to look out of the window.

From a nearby door enters YAUHUI, carrying a small briefcase and a half-eaten sandwich.

YAUHUI
Shadowmoon, your lunch has arrived.

SHADOWMOON
(Not turning away from the window)
Set it down on the table.

YAUHUI
Yes, sir.

There is a moment of silence. Tentatively, YAUHUI walks up to SHADOWMOON and stands beside him, trying to find out what it is he's trying to look at. SHADOWMOON, without blinking or moving, is simply aware that YAUHUI is at his side.

SHADOWMOON
They hate us, Yauhui. They can't stand the sight of us.

YAUHUI
Who?

SHADOWMOON
The adults, Yauhui. They see our kind as a vermin, a cancerous plague upon their land. Look at them down there, walking their walk, talking their talk. Plotting our demise...

YAUHUI
I, um, I can't really see them.

SHADOWMOON
Mm.

YAUHUI
Can't see much of anything, really.

SHADOWMOON
Mm.

YAUHUI
Prob'ly because the curtains are shut.

SHADOWMOON pivots on his spot, waving his arms theatrically. His sherry vacates his glass in a most unclean manner, leaving splashes of the alcoholic beverage across the carpet, furniture, and YAUHUI'S face. It's clear SHADOWMOON is trying to make a bold impression. He instead comes across as a little foolish. Nevertheless, he begins his over-hammed march across the room.

SHADOWMOON
Bah!

YAUHUI
(Turns to face SHADOWMOON)
Right.

SHADOWMOON
I try to fit in, y'know. I have made attempts to be clever, witty, contribute to conversations. Each time I try, though, I am ridiculed. Why is this, Yauhui? Why do they hate me so?

YAUHUI
It might have something to do with the fact that you talk a load of ol' rollocks, Shadowmoon.

SHADOWMOON
(Dismissively)
No, it's not that.

YAUHUI
Or the fact that you don't, in fact, contribute to conversations at all, instead offering smatterings of nonsensical rambligns and unrelated minutia.

SHADOWMOON
(Still dismissive, now gesturing)
Definitely not.

YAUHUI
(Now humoring SHADOWMOON)
Is it... because you're young?

SHADOWMOON
(Violent pointing)
YES! Yes, exactly that. Why wouldn't they like me, after all? I am witty, charming, effervescent...

YAUHUI
I don't think that means what you think it means.

SHADOWMOON
...And still they shun me! I don't think it's because of my personality, Yauhui, for I am wise and cunning beyond my years.

YAUHUI looks directly at the camera at this point and rolls his eyes.

SHADOWMOON
No, it must be because of my age. But how to get them back...?

SHADOWMOON places one foot on a chair and begins to slowly stroke his chin. The camera pulls out to reveal a portrait behind him, of SHADOWMOON in that exact same position.

SHADOWMOON
Wait. I've got it!


Cut to:
2 - INT. DREAM17 H.Q. - S-2K'S OFFICE - MIDDAY

SQUIRMINATOR2K is sat at his computer drinking Pepsi. To his immediate right is SUPSUPER, sat at a separate computer. Both are working on Dream17. IN the corner of the room, MTLANGELUS is hammering out a wicked-killer guitar solo.

SQUIRMINATOR2K
Oh look, another email from U2. Dammit Bono, I don't care how many times you ask, I will not join the band. I'm just too busy writing my comic and climbing mountains and sleeping with moviestars to play lead guitar and sing vocals on your next album.

SUPSUPER
Hang on, Squirmy. Someone's posted some spammy comments on the news page.
(Click click, read read)
Who is "the mysterious gaboo"?


Cut to:
3 - INT. TEAM17.TK CLUBHOUSE - CONFERENCE ROOM - MIDDAY

SHADOWMOON looks out the (still curtained) window laughing manically.


Cut to:
4 - INT. DREAM17 H.Q. - S-2K'S OFFICE - MIDDAY

S2K and SUPSUPER look at each other, then shrug.

SUPSUPER
No matter, we'll just delete it and block the IP address of the person who posted it.



THE END

[FutureWorm]

Shadowmoon's posts on Yauhui's forum are quite unintentionally hilarious, but he's written little "comedy stories" which are quite, quite dire. I figured I'd have a go. As it'll likely get deleted before the weekend, I'll post it here for your enjoyment.
holy ****

[Pickleworm]

Shadowmoon's posts on Yauhui's forum are quite unintentionally hilarious, but he's written little "comedy stories" which are quite, quite dire. I figured I'd have a go. As it'll likely get deleted before the weekend, I'll post it here for your enjoyment.

Hahahahahahahaha

[AndrewTaylor]

That is at least three different kinds of excellent.

[Melon]

SHADOWMOON places one foot on a chair and begins to slowly stroke his chin. The camera pulls out to reveal a portrait behind him, of SHADOWMOON in that exact same position.
Brilliant.

And so was the rest, but I found that bit particularly funny.

[bonz]

Hahaha!
That was absolutely hilarious, yet at the same time shows that Shadowmoon really is 9 years old.
I love how Shadowmoon has degraded Yauhui to his personal, dim-witted toady. :D

Melon, how about creating your next Forum News about that incident? With illustrations?

[philby4000]

Brilliant.

And so was the rest, but I found that bit particularly funny.
Probably because it's been nicked from the IT crowd.:p

regardless it's nice to see shadowmoon can make fun of himself. If only is posts made half as much sense as his story.

[MtlAngelus]

You people are aware that the one quoted by S-2k is one made by S-2k, not Shadowmoon? :p

edit: LOL, shadowmoon does have a knack for unintentional comedy, doesn't he? http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=643083&postcount=429
:p

[FutureWorm]

You people are aware that the one quoted by S-2k is one made by S-2k, not Shadowmoon? :p
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Paul.Power]

lov to laugh a lot, dont you?

read sigg for gud newz

enjoy dah partee.

make saw to kill eacother.
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6 DAYS NOW.... TILL MY BIRTHDAY!

i have left the forum. I'll come back to create the voting thread competition, and thats it.

bye losers! i'll miss you!

my buddys at the team17.tk forum are not losers.

I'd cheer, but you've said you're leaving before and it's never worked.

Also, great work on that script, Ben :D

[thomasp]

The usermods have "aided" in Shadowmoon's leaving of the forum... albeit for 14 days.

[FutureWorm]

The usermods have "aided" in Shadowmoon's leaving of the forum... albeit for 14 days.
a++++ would ban again

[Squirminator2k]

Shadowmoon sent me a PM on Yauhui's forum:

if your now here to just start feuds everywhere then back off.

also, one more word about me taking the internet seriously or anything, then i'll spam your site again, this time with 40 posts.

Also, i've contributed a lot to this forum a) i have suggested some ideas that have been considered. b) made the forum a little more active.

c) and finally, a guide on what to expect from zetaboards

also, for the team 17 forum i may not have contributed anything. so?

anyway, this stops NOW.
I told him if he takes the internet so seriously he'd do well to stop sending me abusive messages by PM, as there is precedent for legal action being taken against those who harass others online.

[thomasp]

thomasp: 2, Shadowmoon, 0 (http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=86918)

[worMatty]

Go to war against a nine year old. Very mature. Why not just leave them all alone? A surefire way to prevent issues.

[AndrewTaylor]

I don't care if he's nine, ninteen or ninety. If he's being a dick he gets banned. He has to be told that that's not okay and the other users don't need to put up with it.

[Pigbuster]

He acted like a dick? When?

I know he's lashed out sometimes, but it was always after other people provoked him.

From what I've seen his greatest crime is making posts that are a little daft, and we've had plenty of people like that before.

[Akuryou13]

He acted like a dick? When?

I know he's lashed out sometimes, but it was always after other people provoked him.

From what I've seen his greatest crime is making posts that are a little daft, and we've had plenty of people like that before.either way I can easily see his infractions adding up just from the stupid spam that he posts. I don't see him needing a perma-ban but I can EASILY see him earning a temp one.

[MtlAngelus]

He acted like a dick? When?

I know he's lashed out sometimes, but it was always after other people provoked him.

From what I've seen his greatest crime is making posts that are a little daft, and we've had plenty of people like that before.

Well, he did spam Dream17 and PM'ed nasty messages to S-2k. And I don't really think S-2k provoked him, he merely made an statement or gave his point of view.

edit: awww cute, someone has been impersonating me in the Dream17 comments section. :rolleyes:

[Paul.Power]

Well, first up he said he was 12, not 9 (he also said he was 27 at one point, but eh).

Secondly, he would use his age as an excuse for not knowing stuff that I'm pretty sure I knew when I was 12 (mostly related to maths), and was just generally obtuse.

Thirdly, when people tried to explain stuff to him, he either wouldn't listen (because he said that he wasn't going to learn it because they hadn't done it in school yet) or got angry.

I think that mostly covers why people deliberately began to wind him up.

[AndrewTaylor]

He acted like a dick? When?

I know he's lashed out sometimes, but it was always after other people provoked him.

From what I've seen his greatest crime is making posts that are a little daft, and we've had plenty of people like that before.

Please don't imagine that I care enough to know who is who here any more.

[thomasp]

Go to war against a nine year old. Very mature. Why not just leave them all alone? A surefire way to prevent issues.
We don't ban people for the fun of it, we ban them because of repeated breaking of rules. If you looked at Shadowmoon's infraction history, you'd understand.

[worMatty]

Indeed you do, and I support you in upholding the forum rules. My complaint is that he's talked about in OD just a little too often. Oh, and posting crap on his forum just because he did it on yours is hypocritical.

If you like, I can have a word with him, find out what his problem is and help him to sort it out.

[FutureWorm]

Indeed you do, and I support you in upholding the forum rules. My complaint is that he's talked about in OD just a little too often. Oh, and posting crap on his forum just because he did it on yours is hypocritical.

If you like, I can have a word with him, find out what his problem is and help him to sort it out.
stop being so generous

[Akuryou13]

If you like, I can have a word with him, find out what his problem is and help him to sort it out.that's been tried many many times already. it hasn't worked before, and I can't see any reason it'd work now.

[Star Worms]

Winding up a 12 year old is never going to go down well. Sure, he can be irritating and post nonsense, but winding him up isn't going to do any good.

[Xinos]

Look at how much attention he has successfully generated from you guys. His plan has worked.

[Squirminator2k]

["you aren't seriously going to call worms a tbs? i know a lot of people do, but you should know better. worms has no strategy in it whatsoever. it has tactics, and i hope you can at least tell the difference between the two." (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=645241&postcount=103)]

Quakerworm is now officially the five dumbest people on the forum.

[thomasp]

Who else is on that list?

[SupSuper]

Yauhui, Shadowmoon, Plasma and himself.

I admit you can't call Worms a TBS in the same vein you'd call Civ a TBS. Sub-genring anyone?

[Paul.Power]

I've always thought of golf as a turn-based strategy game.

[bonz]

I've always thought of golf as a turn-based strategy game.
Nah, golf is more a turn-based first-person skill game.
With some racing action.

Golf? (http://www.golfquestionmark.com/)

[Squirminator2k]

Man, those golf carts are fun.

[AndrewTaylor]

Who else is on that list?

I think it's just him.

[Akuryou13]

I think it's just him.didn't he specifically say "Quakerworm is now officially the five dumbest people on the forum." :p

[SupSuper]

He counts as five dumb on the dumbest scale.