View Full Version : Preasure's Caption Competition
super_frea
30 Jun 2005, 21:38
[Dr.Evil]''Why make billions? When we can make millions.'[Dr.Evil/]'
farazparsa
1 Jul 2005, 01:12
"Man I'm so tired...*yawn* Think I'll take a nap..." *bangs head on the button* KABOOM! "Hey you damn kids, keep it down, papa's trying to sleep..."
GnomeMan
1 Jul 2005, 06:01
"What's the use of sending a $2 million missile into a $10 tent to hit a camel in the butt?"
-George W. Bush
LightWorm
1 Jul 2005, 06:14
The Apathy Clan's Outing...
"A chair, gooooood."
"And this must be the button for room service."
Scotworm
1 Jul 2005, 12:48
...why did I wait until 2o'clock in the morning to launch this...thing..?... buh... yeah... (zzzzzz)...
*sigh* Rockets aren't as big as they were in my days.
Preasure
2 Jul 2005, 09:32
Todays winner is MrBunsy! And he gets a point not just for his caption, but also for being the 1000th post in the competition! Scotch eggs for all!
"What to do on these bank holidays"
Ok then. Next one.
Star Worms
2 Jul 2005, 09:40
Breakfast.
"Right then, time to meet the cherries."
wccSplintr
2 Jul 2005, 11:07
Back to the drawing board...
but also for being the 1000th post in the competition! Scotch eggs for all!Hadn't even noticed that...
"Giant blue ants! What next, worms with bazookers?"
Alien King
2 Jul 2005, 11:49
this worm really did want to see if it came from mars
"It's a good thing that bird decided to have a pic nic....or we would be as good as dead."
philby4000
2 Jul 2005, 13:30
"You're my wife now!"
"Wait! You're no taxi???"
farazparsa
2 Jul 2005, 22:20
"And Another Victim of Blind Dates"
E-102 Worm
2 Jul 2005, 23:08
"Oi, I'm no cherry. Now put me down or I'll squash you. Wait a minute..."
Roy found out that the ant is much bigger than a worm, so won't be able to squish the ant.
pinoocho
3 Jul 2005, 00:06
So, this is the ultra-almighty new improved animal weapon that team 17 was hiding for worms 4. Nice.
LightWorm
3 Jul 2005, 06:45
"Woah Acid Flashback! Hate to be in a battle now!"
super_frea
3 Jul 2005, 09:25
''I could have sworn worms were larger than ants.''
Scotworm
3 Jul 2005, 10:44
"Great, not another canabill"
twoapenny
3 Jul 2005, 13:30
i think i was adopted, what with my mother being an ant.
Preasure
4 Jul 2005, 20:12
Todays winner is Phillby. You're getting far too good at this, my friend.
"You're my wife now!"
Next!
philby4000
4 Jul 2005, 20:17
"now, this would be a really poorly designed cage, if those sharks wheren't here."
E-102 Worm
4 Jul 2005, 20:21
"In a cage with no key. How on earth am I supposed to get outta here!?"
"Oh dear. They missed a spot."
wccSplintr
4 Jul 2005, 20:28
*sigh*... Why do they even bother?
pinoocho
4 Jul 2005, 21:15
"How much time need a cage for oxiding?"
If you hadn't have nailed Bucket to the cage he'd be pushing up the daisies!
Alien King
4 Jul 2005, 21:44
the gaps between those bars looks awfully big.
farazparsa
5 Jul 2005, 01:08
"To Get out You must: First, Get a Paper and Pencil and Draw an old lady. Then, Visit Newgrounds and check on your entry. Then Play Worms 4 Demo, and then Jump out of the cage to so how far you fall, then check for sharks, then get back into the cage, and get out again. Oh, and make me a sandwich."
Last time I sleep over at her parents house. :rolleyes:
GnomeMan
5 Jul 2005, 07:08
"ummm...when you guys asked me to go fishing with you, this isn't what I was expecting...guys? uh-oh."
twoapenny
5 Jul 2005, 18:34
"What a poorly designed cage, yet, i still can''t get out."
yappydog
6 Jul 2005, 17:25
Let me out - I forgot my diving suit!
WormOfFire
6 Jul 2005, 17:29
"Easier said than done"
I should have known something was wrong with my way of building a cage...
Fwd. Adm.
6 Jul 2005, 19:24
I'm back, party people!
"I follow the yellow brick road, wear those ridiculous slippers, and look what happens!"
Preasure
6 Jul 2005, 20:22
Todays winner is Slick!
Last time I sleep over at her parents house. :rolleyes:
Next!
SuperBlob
6 Jul 2005, 20:23
Madness Combat, WORM STYLE! :p you'll understan if you've seen Madness Combat
twoapenny
6 Jul 2005, 20:27
Jax and adi were in for it big time! oh yeh and so was bob.
farazparsa
6 Jul 2005, 20:31
"Check it out! A floating disco hat!"
E-102 Worm
6 Jul 2005, 20:40
"Is this heaven, or have I taken a wrong turn at Alberqurque?"
wccSplintr
6 Jul 2005, 21:01
A holy thing designed for destruction??? HOW CAN THIS BE??!?!
"Is this a, uh, what the heck is this that I see before me!?"
"BEHOLD the two *KA-BLAMMO* errrmm...one holy greande..."
Alien King
6 Jul 2005, 21:40
The Lord is Vengeful!
super_frea
6 Jul 2005, 21:42
''Die, evil spawn of SATAN!!!!''
"I got soul but I'm not a soilder!"
Hurry up and kill them...we got church in the morning.
pinoocho
6 Jul 2005, 23:21
Ahhh... nothing better than a sun bath!
Jax: "Yes, it's quite remarkable, Adi. I've never seen grass grow in perfectly straight lines before. Whoa, whoa, WHOA, hang on a sec! What's this blokes game?!
Scotworm
7 Jul 2005, 14:55
...there plan to capture the pope had gone exceedingly well. Until he decided that he'd had enough of life, and cremated himself... very quickly...
Preasure
8 Jul 2005, 19:40
And its another draw! Splapp and Slick!
Jax: "Yes, it's quite remarkable, Adi. I've never seen grass grow in perfectly straight lines before. Whoa, whoa, WHOA, hang on a sec! What's this blokes game?!
Hurry up and kill them...we got church in the morning.
Points to both! Next!
pinoocho
8 Jul 2005, 19:52
Every time frozen worms! Its just too much ice!
Caption: We are staying together for having some heat, why it dosent work?
Preasure
8 Jul 2005, 19:56
Sorry, sorry. Through terrible planning, I'm onto the really bad emergency pic I mentioned a while ago.
super_frea
8 Jul 2005, 19:56
...''The human pyramid contest was stopped early, due to a freak blizzard.''...
E-102 Worm
8 Jul 2005, 20:02
"Alright! Who's the wise guy that turned the heating off!?"
"whos bright idea was it to get ice cubes for the igloo from the water again?"
Or...
"....my nipples are like daggers!..." :rolleyes:
philby4000
8 Jul 2005, 21:00
"Wow,I think the ice machine might be a little over-powered..."
farazparsa
8 Jul 2005, 21:06
"What I would do for some Chilli right now..."
"Brrr... I think I'd welcome a husky peeing on me if it got me out of here!"
OR
"Heere, doggy, doggy, doggy dog..."
wormsfan77
9 Jul 2005, 09:50
...Blizzard Entertainment presents "The Frozen Worms"...
Star Worms
9 Jul 2005, 14:23
"I swear those who are trying to create a caption for us are getting fed up of us freezing ourselves"
Tuke_Kid
9 Jul 2005, 14:39
Tapper: damn it, im about to fart!!!
pinoocho
9 Jul 2005, 16:42
Sorry, sorry. Through terrible planning, I'm onto the really bad emergency pic I mentioned a while ago.
Why dont you take screenys from the silly screenshot thread from W4:M? It would be interesting to caption something new :)
SuperBlob
9 Jul 2005, 21:32
"Ironic isn't it Worm of FIE'S pic is full of SNOW and ICE." :rolleyes:
Preasure
10 Jul 2005, 09:02
Todays winner is Farazpasa!
"What I would do for some Chilli right now..."
Why dont you take screenys from the silly screenshot thread from W4:M? It would be interesting to caption something new
I will, in time. I get most of my screenies from a dead W3D thread, and when I finish that I'll starrt on the mayhem ones.
Star Worms
10 Jul 2005, 09:05
All aboard the boatachute
WormOfFire
10 Jul 2005, 09:06
"Bob realised that he could everything from another views"
SuperBlob
10 Jul 2005, 10:56
Not again :p
Scotworm
10 Jul 2005, 10:57
...I think that's why they said "Do not use on the moon" in the manual...
wormsfan77
10 Jul 2005, 11:00
Can someone please turn off this f***ing 1337 code?!?
Alien King
10 Jul 2005, 11:03
the physics in this game are really messed up
Cisken1
10 Jul 2005, 15:00
*Wait a minute, water is what you see when you look DOWN, not UP???*
"Jesus, this parachute is heavier than it looks."
pinoocho
10 Jul 2005, 16:46
Sigh, why this happens always to me??
philby4000
10 Jul 2005, 17:49
"Why am I wearing lipstick?"
wccSplintr
10 Jul 2005, 19:50
Tester: Ahhh!!! Damn contraption!
Inventor: Pfffft... Operator error
WormGod
10 Jul 2005, 20:59
We all have many questions to ask, such as "Is my fart overpowering the parachute?"
"parachute: good thing I had a back up worm...I would of fallen to my death for sure."
:p
farazparsa
10 Jul 2005, 22:11
SWEET I WON
"Oh my god! Mountains are falling out of the sky and the water is raising! Or is that just me?"
"This ain't right! This ain't right at all!"
Preasure
12 Jul 2005, 19:40
Todays winner is slick!
"parachute: good thing I had a back up worm...I would of fallen to my death for sure."
Next!
Cisken1
12 Jul 2005, 20:08
Todays winner is slick!
Next!
NEWSFLASH! Sattelite pictures from venus reveal green worms with three hands! More information at 6!
super_frea
12 Jul 2005, 20:09
Todays winner is slick!
Next!
''Hmmm, something doesn't seem right, oh I know the sky is purple.''
pinoocho
12 Jul 2005, 20:27
"Juck! The sky its purple, the ovni has weird colors and the worm is green! How do I hate surrealist art!"
twoapenny
12 Jul 2005, 20:41
im green, i have three hands and theres a ufo behind me... so what dyou think i am?
umm i dunno, a lama?
WormGod
12 Jul 2005, 20:58
"Why did that spaceship just port me into the sky?"
Mr.cosmico
12 Jul 2005, 20:59
The experiment with the radioactive worm failed because the worm didnt want people to call him green 3 handed freak so he just floated away.
wccSplintr
12 Jul 2005, 21:47
The Claw (how do I do tradeark) Arcade games now come completeley 3d
Alrighty kids...which hand and I juggling? :-/
Scotworm
13 Jul 2005, 19:41
...hold on, am I a mutant or an alien?
yappydog
13 Jul 2005, 19:52
"Do not be afraid, worms of Earth. I'm just a handyman."
twoapenny
13 Jul 2005, 20:01
"Do not be afraid, worms of Earth. I'm just a handyman."
lol! thats good!
yappydog
13 Jul 2005, 20:13
lol! thats good!*grin reaches ear to ear* Cheers!
Fwd. Adm.
13 Jul 2005, 20:39
"Oh, there's my car. Now where's my parachute?"
farazparsa
13 Jul 2005, 21:21
"Hmm...Somethings not right......I know! The worm is shaded too much!"
WormOfFire
14 Jul 2005, 08:48
"When i buyed that Make your tounge green gum,I never thought about THIS"
GnomeMan
14 Jul 2005, 08:48
"Hey buddy you keep away from me! I was cool with the hideous genetic experiments and all that, but I draw the line at getting probed!"
This is what happens when you take drugs as a worm...
Preasure
14 Jul 2005, 19:40
Tough one today, but its going to Worm of Fire!
"When i buyed that Make your tounge green gum,I never thought about THIS"
Next!
"When I asked could I go fishing, this wasnt what I expected."
Scotworm
14 Jul 2005, 20:03
...O.k... how about double dare?..
Good thing he's retarded....
Mr.cosmico
14 Jul 2005, 20:18
"FREE ME!! Help!"
WormOfFire
14 Jul 2005, 20:24
"Ok,now i have putted on the hook,Hm...Somethings not right here AHH!!! he tricked me! *drowns*"
philby4000
14 Jul 2005, 20:31
"Have you ever considered the merits of fly-fishing?"
twoapenny
14 Jul 2005, 21:12
THis must be what they call worming... hunting worms by using fish as bait, oh well down i go i suppose
WormGod
15 Jul 2005, 07:49
"Let's just hope the fishes stomach is warm..."
Lt. Wormy
15 Jul 2005, 09:01
I had the choice of this or going fishing....wait a second!
OMG SOMEONE HELP MEEE! :eek: oh, its just a peice of land, eh-heh :confused:
OR
The life of a worm can be hard sometimes...
Preasure
16 Jul 2005, 11:41
Todays winner is WormGod!
"Let's just hope the fishes stomach is warm..."
Next!
Star Worms
16 Jul 2005, 12:23
Stand back so I can melt the snow to let the crops grow.
Cisken1
16 Jul 2005, 12:24
Is this the only way to make it to hawaii cheap?
twoapenny
16 Jul 2005, 13:10
a new extreme sport, explosive baseball.
Lt. Wormy
16 Jul 2005, 13:13
OK, ill whack it REAL hard.. towards the arrow what happens class?
Class: we all die a horrible flamey death.....
Player: I can't play baseball without my glasses! Ah, well, I'll just hit the ball anyway.
Audience: Noooooooooooo!
SFX: Gaulorsh.
Farmer Maddy got anoyed with the oil barrel being in the way of his shot...
GnomeMan
17 Jul 2005, 00:14
"I don't think this is how you open a Can of Whupass"
Scotworm
17 Jul 2005, 10:48
...your disguises can't fool me, you poacher!...
super_frea
17 Jul 2005, 11:36
...''Wait you fool, that's not a baseball!''...
wccSplintr
17 Jul 2005, 19:32
"Watch out NASA!"
yappydog
17 Jul 2005, 19:32
"Farmer Maddy had a new, organic approach to ridding his crops of greenfly..."
WormOfFire
18 Jul 2005, 18:05
"This way to death"
no, ill change mine,
Farmer Maddy insisted that he should get the oil barrel out of the way so he can "consentrate properly"
Preasure
19 Jul 2005, 17:52
Todays winner is Yappydog!
"Farmer Maddy had a new, organic approach to ridding his crops of greenfly..."
And, not next. Starting tomorow, I'm on holiday up in Norway for 2 weeks, and when I get back I'll be giving the caption compo a little rest for a few weeks. But it shall return! Watch this space, folks. ;)
If anybody really, really needs to contact me, I'll probably be checing my email at some time in the holiday.
yappydog
19 Jul 2005, 18:03
Todays winner is Yappydog!
And, not next. Starting tomorow, I'm on holiday up in Norway for 2 weeks, and when I get back I'll be giving the caption compo a little rest for a few weeks. But it shall return! Watch this space, folks. ;)
If anybody really, really needs to contact me, I'll probably be checing my email at some time in the holiday.Could *ahem* someone else run it while you're off?
Please?
pinoocho
19 Jul 2005, 22:01
Todays winner is Yappydog!
And, not next. Starting tomorow, I'm on holiday up in Norway for 2 weeks, and when I get back I'll be giving the caption compo a little rest for a few weeks. But it shall return! Watch this space, folks. ;)
If anybody really, really needs to contact me, I'll probably be checing my email at some time in the holiday.
Have a nice trip man! Good luck
WormOfFire
27 Jul 2005, 14:58
I am not going to allow that this thread dies. :)
Preasure
3 Aug 2005, 21:18
This compo's not dying. I'ts on a bit of a break, because theres, ahem, other matters I need to give my full attention. Plus I'm off again next Saturday anway.
I had a most excellent time in Norway, I cant really describe it here. A diary, photos and other stuff should be put up on my page sometime soon.
Could *ahem* someone else run it while you're off?
Please?
I did think about it, but I decided against it. Sorry. :(
wormsfan77
3 Aug 2005, 21:28
Hello Preasure.
Can't you at leat post one pic while you're gone so that we have something to do?
And is that a toasting fork in your norway av?
Preasure
3 Aug 2005, 21:35
Indeed it is. ;) I like this av so much, I'll keep it for a while.
But no, I'll leave this compo be until at least the end of August.
yappydog
4 Aug 2005, 11:31
Indeed it is. ;) I like this av so much, I'll keep it for a while.
But no, I'll leave this compo be until at least the end of August.
In that case, anyone who hasn't already subscribed to this thread had better do so soon, or it'll be lost several pages down in the list...
Boom Worm
4 Aug 2005, 16:24
In that case, anyone who hasn't already subscribed to this thread had better do so soon, or it'll be lost several pages down in the list...
I always wondered what "subscriving to a thread" does.
Preasure
29 Aug 2005, 20:02
Pictures and a diary of the Norway trip are now avalible at http://www.freewebs.com/preasure/norway.htm
double post edit
The big compo is dead. Let us never speak of it again.
Let us instead speak of the caption compo, back to its glory with this, picture 64!
wccSplintr
29 Aug 2005, 20:16
"Im telling you, it's not going to bounce"
Nitrogen: So, how is this going to help us to fly?
Don: Just hit it with something!
MrBunsy
29 Aug 2005, 20:35
"Where's that lousy caretaker?!"
beaver2009
29 Aug 2005, 20:36
"And for the first time in centuries, the elements and mob bosses had a metting".
(You just can't see the "Blue eyes" that comes after Mike as it's cut off.)
GnomeMan
29 Aug 2005, 21:11
Sure renting the playground out to that industrial company got our athletic program back, but at what cost?
philby4000
29 Aug 2005, 21:49
"Throw it to me, not at me."
SuperBlob
29 Aug 2005, 21:51
Here we have a makeshift confession booth
After basketball, they decided to play a nice game of 'extreme hot potato'
blacky77
29 Aug 2005, 23:19
"should i throw a basketball or a grenade...?"
Don: Isn't this Basketball?
Nitrogen: No it is barrelball... a new game Invented by some strange worm.
"not my idea of a fun game"
Don: "Is this pose boring enough for you?"
Meh, i'm not very inventive today... :p
WormGod
30 Aug 2005, 14:56
Don: "Ooh, what are thewse barrels doing here?"
Carbon: "Meh, our fingers are much more interesting than that."
Cisken1
30 Aug 2005, 15:31
Don: "I donno! It suddenly popped up while I was shooting hoops!"
Star Worms
30 Aug 2005, 19:01
You just stay there while I get the gre... I mean, basketball.
WormOfFire
30 Aug 2005, 19:02
"And i thought Formel-1 was dangerous"
wormsfan77
30 Aug 2005, 19:18
OK guys, everything is ready for the barbeque!
twoapenny
30 Aug 2005, 20:03
"I wish we had better weapons to make this barrel blow up, all this prodding is starting to hurt my hand..."
"Just shut up and keep prodding!"
Yarfapet
31 Aug 2005, 02:14
"So let me get the rules straght:I pick up that barrel,run as far away from you guys as possible,get out my shot gun and shoot it ,and then i win.Wow!
thats simple;gee if I didn't know any better i'd say you were trying to kill me"
Preasure
31 Aug 2005, 17:46
Great stuff this time, I had a really hard time picking a winner. But its beaver!
"And for the first time in centuries, the elements and mob bosses had a metting".
(You just can't see the "Blue eyes" that comes after Mike as it's cut off.)
He gets a point for inventiveness, and beacuse I'm feeling generous.
Next!
Cisken1
31 Aug 2005, 17:51
Great stuff this time, I had a really hard time picking a winner. But its beaver!
He gets a point for inventiveness, and beacuse I'm feeling generous.
Next!
SCIENTIFIC PROVE! Worms grow on trees!
"one new way of seeing good views that bob discovered: TAIL HANGING!!!"
OR
"maddy had to take a higher aproach to picking the carots"
OR
"and here we have a picture of maddy's farm where he grows his unique "longpink fruits"....which grow on trees and taste realy nice (says our scientists)...althugh maddy refuses to tell us his secret ingredient for them"
whichever one you think suits best...might think up more later...
Boom Worm
31 Aug 2005, 18:12
"Are you sure bungeeing from a tree is safe?"
wormsfan77
31 Aug 2005, 18:33
"And... This is the improvement of an apple?"
beaver2009
31 Aug 2005, 18:45
"Hey look, W3D sucks!"
:p
i got a new one...read my other post...
Ertygil
31 Aug 2005, 19:32
hey look someone who didn't buy w4 yet
SuperBlob
31 Aug 2005, 19:33
Well, that's the apple gone, now...how to get down :p
pinoocho
31 Aug 2005, 20:01
"Nothing better than staying on an invisible flower"
philby4000
31 Aug 2005, 20:06
"Secret carrot-cannons of england"
wccSplintr
31 Aug 2005, 20:41
Bah, Beaver already took my idea :p
"Jesus may have been able to walk on water, but did you ever see him do THIS!"
MrBunsy
31 Aug 2005, 20:55
The side effects of the giant carrots was that the trees had a tendancy to produce all sorts of fruit.
The new approach to hanging baskets.
GnomeMan
1 Sep 2005, 02:16
It's just an old magic trick, its all smoke and mirrors...and maybe some wire...dang, hows he doing that?
"But by the time they found Bob, it was too late. They found only his dried carcass -- another victim of The Tree."
OMG!!! Zeor's BACK!!!
nice caption :D
"Jigedidoo, sckidadel bam. Oop, wrong spell."
"Hey, where's Worm 2? Two? Where are you? Hello? Two?"
*long pause*
Could this be that tree from that Lord of the Rings book? ... HEEEEEEEELP! TOM! TOM BOMBADIL! HELP MEEEEEEEEE! *is eaten*
And no, this has nothing to do with Zero's caption, but I can see why you'd be skeptical. So, here's another (crappier) caption.
[Worm from whose eyes we are looking] "Hey look, It's Bob! He finally found a way to convince that tree to hold onto him!"
super_frea
1 Sep 2005, 21:50
'' Yes I know carrots, I have no idea what's going on either.''
Preasure
2 Sep 2005, 11:47
Toays winner is Zero!
"But by the time they found Bob, it was too late. They found only his dried carcass -- another victim of The Tree."
Little did Andy know, Hydrogen was gonna fly out when they reach the water fall. (Is that Worms3D?)
"HEY, OXYGEN! I NEED YOU HERE NOW, WE NEED MORE WATER!!"
erm i d'no
2 Sep 2005, 11:57
its not safe to drive boats inside
beaver2009
2 Sep 2005, 13:23
"Having a rocky father-son relationship, Hydrogen decided to bring his son out fishing, to do some bonding.For a reason he couldn't comprhend, it didn't work."
"NEWS FLASH!!!!
lovely summer's day, bunnies hopping, men on drugs are out, everyone on holiday, the world couldnt be happier, two people died...."
its crap, i know, shutup...
EDIT:another even crapper one:
"just remeber kids, dont dance on the back of a boat..."
EDIT 2: now i thought of it, the first ones crapper...
SuperBlob
2 Sep 2005, 15:12
Hydrogen : Good evening, Mr. Anderson. :p
Little did Andy know, Hydrogen was gonna fly out when they reach the water fall. (Is that Worms3D?)
Oh yeah,the "is that worms 3D" Isnt part of the caption.
Star Worms
2 Sep 2005, 15:25
Hey look - No hands!
twoapenny
2 Sep 2005, 15:30
Hydrogen- Hold onto your seatbelt!
AndyAnderson- Uh... what seatbelt?
GnomeMan
2 Sep 2005, 17:33
"HEY, OXYGEN! I NEED YOU HERE NOW, WE NEED MORE WATER!!"
Damn, I can't beat that.
Preasure
2 Sep 2005, 19:40
Is that Worms3D?
Indeed it is. And I have just finished extracting the last screenshots from my source this morning. I've got enough to go for about a fortnight, but then I must find another way...
do we have to send you screenshots by email, preasure?
Andy Anderson: "How fast can this baby go?"
Hydrogen: "It can't move, it's only terrain!"
It was a long time coming, but Hydrogen-driven seacraft were finally affordable.
LightWorm
3 Sep 2005, 08:48
Andy Anderson: WHATCH OUT FOR THE MINE!!
Hydrogen: (Noobishly) I'm Dwiwing!!
Hydrogen is a very uncontrolable substance
OMG Zero's back!
yappydog
4 Sep 2005, 15:19
'Whaddaya mean, "So long, sucker?"'
Is the the ferry to england?
Depends, You got biscuits on you?
"You sure you only wear that helmet for the look of it?"
Preasure
4 Sep 2005, 20:31
do we have to send you screenshots by email, preasure?
Well if they're hosted online, you can PM the links, but preferable yes. I'll also take them on MSN.
Todays winner is Star Worms!
Hey look - No hands!
Next!
blacky77
4 Sep 2005, 20:33
"weeeell.... who wants to play some poker while waiting for help?"
Next!
MY God! It's been ages since I sent that screenshot in...
Anyways:
"I told you the ice-caps would melt if we kept using non-ozone-friendly weapons!"
GnomeMan
4 Sep 2005, 20:46
As the other worms tried to figure a way off the iceberg Strudel was busy checking out their rumps.
philby4000
4 Sep 2005, 20:53
"Little did they know that Strudel had more than enough food for everyone."
Tan----: "Do you mind if I take some snuff?"
Star Worms
4 Sep 2005, 21:36
Snersnausen: For the last time, no we can't swim.
"Day 46. Still not a lot going on. Oh wait -- Strudel just farted."
wccSplintr
5 Sep 2005, 08:40
Cisken1: Can you see anything up there Oriekal?
Oeirekes: No.
Cisken1: DAMN! You built an escape tunnel yet Strudel?
Strudel: Err... Bad news.
cisken1 : "um, guys, why is my tail so long, is it growing? is it...."
other worms together : "were not interested"
i suck at this game.... :(
yappydog
5 Sep 2005, 09:34
"Is there room for a little one?"
super_frea
5 Sep 2005, 11:15
''Just a question but, what are we supposed to do when sudden death kicks in?''
beaver2009
6 Sep 2005, 17:50
"A sevensome"
Oh come on, look at them.
Preasure
6 Sep 2005, 20:54
Todays winner is Zero!
"Day 46. Still not a lot going on. Oh wait -- Strudel just farted."
Next!
super_frea
6 Sep 2005, 20:58
''...and so Dunst, went to the see the doctor about the crosshair someone stuck to his face.''
or
''I'm getting really cross with my hair.'' *runs and hides*
Are you sure about this?
Yes, now hold still and dont blink.
Sniper: DAMN the zoom on this thing is good!
OR
Dunst appeared not to notice that there was a rather large barrel in hus face. (Note the look. Not especially angry).
I know, I suck at this.
Everybody loved dunst, except in reality...
Ohoh, I'm seeing white spots again! *takes pills*
Damn it. I wont be able to beat Reder's post.
yappydog
7 Sep 2005, 20:12
"Shoot him? Eye, eye, captain."
dunst: i think i got something in my eye there, yeh right there....go on
Omg Heard A Big Bang And Now That Metal Thing Is Flying Towards Me Aahhhh
pinoocho
7 Sep 2005, 22:55
You know, its very new and modern but... I dont like thise tatoo!
Boom Worm
7 Sep 2005, 23:13
"Dunst: well a crosshair is better than a laser, those make me blind"
GnomeMan
7 Sep 2005, 23:14
It may seem harsh at first, but I assure you, no one ever liked him.
WormOfFire
8 Sep 2005, 06:21
Dunst:Well im sure this not is candid camera...They did not tell me to smile...
wccSplintr
8 Sep 2005, 08:24
It's on your FACE!!!
"Wait a second... that's not a camera!"
twoapenny
8 Sep 2005, 16:29
Ok so when i said your a git, i didnt actually mean it....
Preasure
8 Sep 2005, 19:37
Todays winner is Cisken!
Ohoh, I'm seeing white spots again! *takes pills*
Next!
Todays winner is Cisken!
Next!
YAY! Finally another point...
OMG I R TEH JESUS!!!!!ONE!!!POTATOES!!!ELEVAN!!!!!SHEEP!!
It's raining worms! Halelujah! It's raining worms, haleluúújah!
Preasure
8 Sep 2005, 19:52
YAY! Finally another point...
Sorry Cisken, were still on the 'No points unless I say so' rule. :( :p
Sorry Cisken, were still on the 'No points unless I say so' rule. :( :p
When did that happen? *grants himself a point anyway*
twoapenny
8 Sep 2005, 20:01
I'm a bird! *flap flap*
NEWS FLASH!!!! flying invertabrates discovered!
OR
these worms 3d gliches are just getting worse...
OR
someone get me my pills im seeing things again...
wccSplintr
8 Sep 2005, 20:17
Here it is, straight down under the water...
philby4000
8 Sep 2005, 20:17
"Lucky I had my name printed on this giant floating block, otherwise I might have drowned."
LightWorm
9 Sep 2005, 07:31
"I Found Atlantis!! Wahoo!!" *Splash* "argle!" *Dies*
GnomeMan
9 Sep 2005, 07:34
Someone call Sonic! This guy is trying to summon Chaos again!
"Red Bull gives you wings, or in some circumstances not."
WormOfFire
9 Sep 2005, 14:13
"I knew I never should pressed the pop-up that said that I won an cruise to Paris"
Gardy Loo
9 Sep 2005, 16:57
"Woohoo I'm standing on my own nametag!"
OR
"Oh look pyramids!"
yappydog
9 Sep 2005, 18:32
"I'm King of the World!"
'I'm flying without wings'
Ok, remind me never to use Westlife quotes.
super_frea
9 Sep 2005, 21:18
''I don't know why I'm so happy, I'm about to die!''
Star Worms
10 Sep 2005, 13:38
World domination at last!!
VeeGatomon
10 Sep 2005, 16:22
"Look, mommy! I can fly!"
pinoocho
10 Sep 2005, 19:09
Its snowing! YAY!
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