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Worm Mad
14 Jan 2009, 01:27
Good news, everybody! I found five, that somehow survived the great pineapple famine, under the couch!

I'll just leave them on the table here and let you decide how to spread them out evenly between yourselves. Maybe you could each give your own dubious reasons for wanting to own one of the last five pineapples in existance and then vote on the winner or something.

Well, good luck! :)

*walks off into sunset*
GrimOswald
14 Jan 2009, 03:33
It is cool, I am not really a fan of pineapples anyway.

Wink wink.
MtlAngelus
14 Jan 2009, 05:58
Arr, th' pirate gets two o' them that`s th' unwritten laws o' th' sea. :cool:
thomasp
14 Jan 2009, 08:23
Time to put these on a pizza :D
GrimOswald
14 Jan 2009, 08:27
Time to put these on a pizza :D

I do not eat much pizza, but I have to say that sounds like a really cool idea.
thomasp
14 Jan 2009, 08:31
I do not eat much pizza, but I have to say that sounds like a really cool idea.
Should probably explain for the new members then... a while ago there was a rather long debate about whether or not pineapple should go on a pizza or not (ie ham & pineapple topping). Have a search around, I'm sure you'll find the threads!
GrimOswald
14 Jan 2009, 08:45
Should probably explain for the new members then... a while ago there was a rather long debate about whether or not pineapple should go on a pizza or not (ie ham & pineapple topping). Have a search around, I'm sure you'll find the threads!

No no, I know, I was trying to be subtle. D:
MtlAngelus
14 Jan 2009, 09:03
NO.



l .
bonz
14 Jan 2009, 09:53
Juicy .
thomasp
14 Jan 2009, 09:57
Juicy .
BONZ WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL OF THOSE LAST REMAINING PINEAPPLES?? :mad: :mad: I WAS GOING TO PUT THEM ON A PIZZA :mad: :mad: :mad:
Zero72
14 Jan 2009, 10:57
I DID want them until THAT guy started talking about putting them on PIZZA. :(
bonz
14 Jan 2009, 14:30
BONZ WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL OF THOSE LAST REMAINING PINEAPPLES?? :mad: :mad: I WAS GOING TO PUT THEM ON A PIZZA :mad: :mad: :mad:
Har har har!
I'm especially evil since I only ate 4 of them.
I keep the last one to make ultra viscous oil to permanently lubricate all the robots in the world.
Akuryou13
14 Jan 2009, 15:14
No no, I know, I was trying to be subtle. D:YOU FAIL! :mad: OR WIN! :mad: DEPENDING ON YOUR VIEW OF THE MATTER! :mad:
Alien King
14 Jan 2009, 15:29
Should probably explain for the new members then... a while ago there was a rather long debate about whether or not pineapple should go on a pizza or not (ie ham & pineapple topping). Have a search around, I'm sure you'll find the threads!

Oh god NO!
Bonz, I am in your debt for destroying the things before such an abomination could be performed.
bonz
14 Jan 2009, 15:58
Oh god NO!
Bonz, I am in your debt for destroying the things before such an abomination could be performed.
I have thought it over:
Through vegetative reproduction I'm gonna re-cultivate the Ananas again.
I'll buy an island and fill it with plantations.
There'll only be pineapple slices to eat and pineapple juice to drink on my island.
And Piņa coladas in the evening.
And I'll be the benevolent dictator.
I'll be rich. Rich! :eek:
Melon
14 Jan 2009, 17:37
Here's an interesting thought.

What about putting a pizza on top of a pineapple? Trying to eat it without collapsing would be food AND entertainment! I haven't seen this sort of food/fun synergy since bananas and their peels.
Alien King
14 Jan 2009, 17:38
I haven't seen this sort of food/fun synergy since bananas and their peels.

Please say your train of thought isn't the same as mine.
Please!
Melon
14 Jan 2009, 17:42
Please say your train of thought isn't the same as mine.
Please!
I was thinking along the line of using the peels for people to slip on. What sort of phallic imagery were you conceiving?
Paul.Power
14 Jan 2009, 18:46
Sure, I'll have a pineapple.
Alien King
14 Jan 2009, 19:26
I was thinking along the line of using the peels for people to slip on. What sort of phallic imagery were you conceiving?

What are you suggesting? I never implied anything of the sort!
Xinos
14 Jan 2009, 20:07
You guys.. those were not actually pineapples... :-/
GrimOswald
15 Jan 2009, 01:42
YOU FAIL! :mad: OR WIN! :mad: DEPENDING ON YOUR VIEW OF THE MATTER! :mad:

Your avatar makes everything hilarious. :D

You guys.. those were not actually pineapples... :-/

Clearly, he is getting you all to discard your precious pineapples, thinking them worthless. Then when you are gone he will take them all.

End his life.
Star Worms
15 Jan 2009, 20:03
*plants pineapple*