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Paul.Power
5 Oct 2007, 23:00
Inspired by an IM conversation. If you were God, and you could write a message in big glowy writing across the night sky what would it be? (putting aside questions of the existance of deity(s) and physical impossibility and stuff for the sake of a mildly amusing thread).

My suggestions:

THERE IS NO GOD, THIS IS JUST A RANDOM PATTERN OF STARS

GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN

WATCH OUT FOR THAT ASTEROID

HEY CHECK OUT THIS MAP I MADE IT MYSELF

THIS UNIVERSE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Alien King
5 Oct 2007, 23:31
I OWN YOU


Avoidance!
worMatty
6 Oct 2007, 00:23
Your suggestions are great, Paul. I'll think of some tomorrow.
Akuryou13
6 Oct 2007, 01:37
I'd go with a simple, ominous: "OOPS"
FutureWorm
6 Oct 2007, 02:28
"We apologise for the inconvenience."

*rimshot*
Pigbuster
6 Oct 2007, 03:08
"A fatal exception OE has occurred at 00457:000040B1. The current universe will be terminated."
Akuryou13
6 Oct 2007, 03:40
"A fatal exception OE has occurred at 00457:000040B1. The current universe will be terminated."ROFL! this one simply MUST be written on a day with absolutely no clouds in the sky :D
Zero72
6 Oct 2007, 07:27
"THAT WASN'T RAIN, GUYS"

I dunno
MtlAngelus
6 Oct 2007, 08:17
"I'M IN UR SKY, WATCHIN UR STUF."
Yes, god is a lolcat! :eek:
Alien King
6 Oct 2007, 09:10
In the equation of life, x does = 42
SupSuper
6 Oct 2007, 11:05
T MINUS 5

And counting...
thomasp
6 Oct 2007, 11:10
"SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH"- that'd leave them guessing :p

Or maybe the classic Bart Simpson line: "I DIDN'T DO IT", or even "IT WAS LIKE IT WHEN I GOT HERE" (just imagine what the religious people would say about that :D)


I'd probably sign all of these at the end, just so as people can't dispute who the messages are from.
AndrewTaylor
6 Oct 2007, 12:37
I'd give one in the eye to creationists.

I AM THE LORD THY GOD. I CREATED LIFE FROM NOTHING. BUT YOU AREN'T IT; YOU'RE JUST SOME UPRIGHT MONKEYS. THE STUFF I CREATED IS OVER HERE --> .
KRD
6 Oct 2007, 14:25
I hold you personally responsible for sticking an image of Richard Dawkins dancing obscenely in my mind. It won't come out. :(
Akuryou13
6 Oct 2007, 15:32
I'd probably sign all of these at the end, just so as people can't dispute who the messages are from.you obviously don't know a thing about humanity. it doesnt' matter HOW you wrote said sky message, it'd be put down to a prank by a professional sky-writer with a fancy new technology, a new government hologram, or a coincidental happening with weather balloons or swamp gas or something equally nonsensical. maybe some new form of aurora borealis or something.

regardless, it'd get passed off like some freak incident by everyone but the crazies and the logic-minded.
thomasp
6 Oct 2007, 16:59
Well, I'd put a second message up at a different time, a day or two later, stating that the first message was totally true and yes God does exist :p
Zero72
7 Oct 2007, 03:33
I'd go with a simple, ominous: "OOPS"The more I think about this, the more I think it's the best one. It's like God just suddenly turns around, notices the last couple of million years, and slaps His forehead.
AndrewTaylor
7 Oct 2007, 14:27
You could draw this with stars:

http://xkcd.com/54/
thomasp
7 Oct 2007, 15:12
"YOU ARE A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION"

That'd get them thinking :p
Akuryou13
7 Oct 2007, 16:14
"YOU ARE A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION"

That'd get them thinking :pthat's confusing enough without seeing it in the sky for no reason :p
thomasp
7 Oct 2007, 16:27
Exactly :D
philby4000
7 Oct 2007, 22:00
I CREATED THE UNIVERSE IN 6 DAYS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS FLAMING MESSAGE TO CREATION.

Capslocked.
Xinos
8 Oct 2007, 18:04
How bout..

"YOU ARE BEING OBSERVED"
AndrewTaylor
8 Oct 2007, 18:25
I think this would be fun:



GOODBYE.
SupSuper
8 Oct 2007, 18:54
INSERT COIN

Yes.
Blinx
8 Oct 2007, 19:56
"chocolate Rain"
SomePerson
8 Oct 2007, 20:47
ДДТ - Время
FutureWorm
8 Oct 2007, 21:24
ДДТ - Время
what does that mean and why would people be interested in seeing it in the sky
SomePerson
8 Oct 2007, 21:28
Hahahaa, wrong thread.:o:rolleyes:

Maybe they'd like to know what kind of music their God is currently listening to? It would change when I pick a new song.
Pickleworm
8 Oct 2007, 22:51
As you can see/ Having descended the hill/ I still look like me/ I still howl like Phil/ And forever will
Alien King
8 Oct 2007, 22:56
There is no God
Squirminator2k
8 Oct 2007, 23:04
here are some suggestions:

HELLO, WORLD!
NICE PLANET. DOES IT COME IN RED?
42
I LOVE YOU LEELA
A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY...
COKE BRINGS LIFE!
THINGS JUST HAPPEN, WHAT THE HELL.
IT'S BEHIND YOU!
SAY SOMETHING, GODDAMMIT. YOU'RE ON TELEVISION!
STUFF TO DO: PICK UP SHOPPING, MOW CELESTIAL LAWN, DESTROY UNIVERSE
AndrewTaylor
8 Oct 2007, 23:28
UNIVERSE beta
thomasp
8 Oct 2007, 23:32
"SYSTEM ERROR: UNIVERSE.exe NOT FOUND. PLEASE RE-FORMAT AND RE-INSTALL"

This would of course be accompanied with a standard-issue Windows "blue screen of Death" :p
Squirminator2k
8 Oct 2007, 23:37
Your Universe Is Reaching Its Storage Limit. Delete Older Galaxies To Make Room? (y/n)
AndrewTaylor
8 Oct 2007, 23:42
SHUT UP. I RUN THE DAMN UNIVERSE. IF I STOP CONCENTRATING EVEN FOR A MOMENT ALL PLANETS WILL FLY OFF AT TANGENTS AND FREEZE. SO TELL ME IF YOU THINK I SHOULD DROP EVERYTHING AND HELP YOUR CAT GET BETTER FROM ITS COLD. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

YOURS, GOD.

xx
thomasp
8 Oct 2007, 23:46
DAVID, WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE THE BIG BROTHER PLANET.


Or any random but common name.
FutureWorm
9 Oct 2007, 03:37
As you can see/ Having descended the hill/ I still look like me/ I still howl like Phil/ And forever will
that's a really good one
wormthingy
9 Oct 2007, 16:05
CHICKEN LITTLE WAS RIGHT.

yes.
Blinx
9 Oct 2007, 16:14
Sh!t, Someone Left The Gas On.
wormthingy
9 Oct 2007, 16:34
"THIS SIDE UP" with a big arrow pointing down. dont ask how. :mad:
SupSuper
9 Oct 2007, 18:05
I'M WITH STUPID
||
\/
(pointing at world)
Blinx
9 Oct 2007, 19:12
Now Installing Windows Vista.


(A rather big bang, and say goodbye to compatibility with everything everywhere)
Xinos
9 Oct 2007, 22:06
I'M WITH STUPID
||
\/
(pointing at world)

Wouldn't that arrow just be pointing south towards some neighbouring country?
FutureWorm
9 Oct 2007, 23:10
Now Installing Windows Vista.


(A rather big bang, and say goodbye to compatibility with everything everywhere)
Well, you get DX10, so it's not all bad.
AndrewTaylor
9 Oct 2007, 23:28
Well, you get DX10, so it's not all bad.

I know I'm always thrilled to install the latest version of DirectX.
Blinx
9 Oct 2007, 23:32
I know I'm always thrilled to install the latest version of DirectX."All those extra pixels I always never realised I needed before! Really worth the amount of cash I paid".
SupSuper
9 Oct 2007, 23:49
Well, you get DX10, so it's not all bad.You still have to install DX9c on it though.
FutureWorm
10 Oct 2007, 03:52
You still have to install DX9c on it though.
it's really kind of saddening that it's one of the only worthwhile features of vista and it can't even stand on its own

also that post was a joke? whatever
Akuryou13
10 Oct 2007, 07:16
it's really kind of saddening that it's one of the only worthwhile features of vista and it can't even stand on its own

also that post was a joke? whatever:confused: I've never installed Dx 9.c, and I've been playing games on vista for months....I suppose it's possible it was installed without me realizing it, but to my knowledge I never did so.
SupSuper
10 Oct 2007, 15:42
It's not an obvious issue. While DX10 is backwards compatible with DX9.0c, it doesn't include all the extra DLLs that Microsofty kept adding in their every-month-or-so DX9.0c, so you'll have to "reinstall" it to get any games that depend on them to run.
bloopy
12 Oct 2007, 07:20
"THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL COCKROACHES. PLEASE BEGIN EATING THE HUMANS, AS THEY HAVE BECOME A PEST."

"HEY ALL, I DROPPED MY iGOD SOMEWHERE IN THE SAHARA. RECKON YOU COULD FIND IT FOR ME?"
Blinx
12 Oct 2007, 18:50
"sv_cheats 1"
"no clip"
"no clip ON"

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wormthingy
13 Oct 2007, 10:57
"C:>_"
"FREE CANDY"
"That wasn't chicken"
"7 days"
"***d"
"Digg this"
"Syntax error"
"Your planet has been scheduled for destruction"
MtlAngelus
13 Oct 2007, 11:02
"If you are reading this you are stupid!"
"ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!"
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
thomasp
13 Oct 2007, 11:09
Adapted from Hitch Hiker's guide, and following on from one of wormthingy's ones:

"SHORTLY THERE WILL BE SOME SPACESHIPS HANGING IN THE SKY IN MUCH THE SAME WAY THAT BRICKS DON'T."
AndrewTaylor
13 Oct 2007, 12:11
Anything in strange symbols that is clearly not intended for anyone on Earth would put the wind up religious types.
thomasp
13 Oct 2007, 15:55
How's about this?

30786


And yes, that is a "proper" alien language. If nobody can understand it, I'll reveal where it's from.
SomePerson
13 Oct 2007, 21:00
"We are taking over this planet now - you have five seconds to vacate before we destroy it."
philby4000
14 Oct 2007, 23:32
How's about this?

30786


And yes, that is a "proper" alien language. If nobody can understand it, I'll reveal where it's from.

looks kinda like the alien language in futurama.
thomasp
15 Oct 2007, 08:22
looks kinda like the alien language in futurama.
Strange, really. Considering it is one of the two alien languages used in Futurama :p
Paul.Power
15 Oct 2007, 09:53
DO YOU WISH TO SAVE UNTITLED.UNI? Y/N

caps
philby4000
15 Oct 2007, 15:23
Strange, really. Considering it is one of the two alien languages used in Futurama :p
I was unaware there were two.:-/
SupSuper
15 Oct 2007, 18:43
I was unaware there was one!
worMatty
15 Oct 2007, 22:13
I was unaware!
FutureWorm
15 Oct 2007, 22:20
i was
thomasp
15 Oct 2007, 22:31
I was unaware there were two.:-/

I was unaware there was one!

I was unaware!

*tuts*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama#Linguistics


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"VIRUS FOUND IN "HUMAN_RACE.EXE". NOW ERASING
..."
(the dots symbolise the progress bar)