Heaven And Hell (Sitcom)

[Blinx]

I recall back in the day I wrote two Episodes for a Sitcom that I never released because I dubbed it inferior to Worm Mad's Forum stories of aeons ago. So I thought, "Lets dig them out and give them a rehash", so here we go.

Heaven and Hell, Series One, Episodes One and Two.

If the demand is great. I will write a third episode.

[Blinx]

Waw.

Cheers for the support. Try and do something original and actually worms related and it gets ignored.

Episode 2 owns Episode One in terms of "lol"age, so give it a chance.

[Plasma]

Well, I read a few lines of both. It's actually pretty funny!
However, the actual fact that it's a sitcom script forced me to stop reading anyway! Had you said it was something like a comic strip script, then it would have gotten proper attention.

Or if you made a quick scetch comic of it, then it would be great!

Try and do something original and actually worms related and it gets ignored.
The only origional thing there is you saying that sitcoms are origional!

[FutureWorm]

Well, I read a few lines of both. It's actually pretty funny!
However, the actual fact that it's a sitcom script forced me to stop reading anyway! Had you said it was something like a comic strip script, then it would have gotten proper attention.

Or if you made a quick scetch comic of it, then it would be great!


The only origional thing there is you saying that sitcoms are origional!
Actually, forum sitcoms were damn common back before idiots like you joined the forum. You know, back when people were actually funny and creative.

Of course, you probably wouldn't care about that anyway.

[Blinx]

Well, I read a few lines of both. It's actually pretty funny!
However, the actual fact that it's a sitcom script forced me to stop reading anyway! Had you said it was something like a comic strip script, then it would have gotten proper attention.

Or if you made a quick scetch comic of it, then it would be great!


The only origional thing there is you saying that sitcoms are origional!

Let me get this straight. You can't read a sitcom because you have the attention span of a nat. It is actually a sit-com, but Doh, I don't actually have CGI generated characters or the budget to actually make epsiodes! Sorryyyy!

Regardless if it's a sitcom or not, I don't think it would actually make huge amount of difference. "Oh my, I won't read that! It's not a PROPER SITCOM".
What, do you want fraiser to ****ing tapdance and sing the ****ing theme tune? Shut the hell up.

*Original, idiot.

Sitcoms are original within the CONTEXT OF THIS FORUM.

[SomePerson]

Well, I read a few lines of both. It's actually pretty funny!
However, the actual fact that it's a sitcom script forced me to stop reading anyway! Had you said it was something like a comic strip script, then it would have gotten proper attention.

Or if you made a quick scetch comic of it, then it would be great!


The only origional thing there is you saying that sitcoms are origional!

I honestly don't even know how to respond to that! So you admit it's funny, but then proceed to criticize it because of the format in which it's written?! That's utterly ridiculous and shows how shallow you really are. You know what, I had my doubts about what all the big fuss was about you until now, but dear Glod I now see what everyone meant...

You're not six years old anymore. Put the picture books down. Words can be entertaining without drawings. I promise.

[Plasma]

O...kay... Well, that joke didn't go down as well as I hoped...

And before this thread turns into more of a big pit-o'-flame, that was meant to be a joke on how I avoid sitcoms like the plague, regardless of their content, because the whole sitcom industry has a permanent reputation of being incredibly cheesey; and how labelling it as anything else would be better! It was not me saying "OMFG scripts sux!"

[SomePerson]

And before this thread turns into more of a big pit-o'-flame, that was meant to be a joke on how I avoid sitcoms like the plague, regardless of their content, because the whole sitcom industry has a permanent reputation of being incredibly cheesey; and how labelling it as anything else would be better! It was not me saying "OMFG scripts sux!"

I must say I enjoy your attempts to write it off as a joke... Didn't sound like a joke at all, so either get better at writing jokes or take your ****...

[pilot62]

I have to say I'm suprised at the lack of reaction to these. I was going to read them yesterday, but my PC was ridiculously slow yesterday and Word wouldn't load again, so I left it until just now.

That said, they were funny and I hope there are more (although given the reaction I somewhat doubt that now) even if I did notice the odd nick'd Simpsons' gag. ;)
O...kay... Well, that joke didn't go down as well as I hoped...

And before this thread turns into more of a big pit-o'-flame, that was meant to be a joke on how I avoid sitcoms like the plague, regardless of their content, because the whole sitcom industry has a permanent reputation of being incredibly cheesey; and how labelling it as anything else would be better! It was not me saying "OMFG scripts sux!"

At best, that's a very poor, very badly worded, very stupid joke, and frankly, what possesed you to think it worth saying. Also, you said you only read a few lines because of it being labeled a sitcom. Did you read more, because if not, it's not really just a joke is it?

[shadowman]

Sitcoms are original within the CONTEXT OF THIS FORUM.

No, you've got it wrong. This thread IS a sitcom, :p. It's got Plasma in it, though, so it's unfunny.

Very nice work, though. You put tons of work into that, I can see.

[Alien King]

There was some genuinly funny things in those. Quite random, but amusing none the less.

I hope you continue.

[Pickleworm]

At best, that's a very poor, very badly worded, very stupid joke, and frankly, what possesed you to think it worth saying. Also, you said you only read a few lines because of it being labeled a sitcom. Did you read more, because if not, it's not really just a joke is it?

The joke is that he is superficial

And that is funny

Also didn't you know that everything stupid he says is a joke/mistyped? Gosh where were you when THAT bulletin was handed out.

[FutureWorm]

The joke is that he is superficial

And that is funny

only one problem, that's really not a joke (it's reality lmao)