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Cisken1
4 Apr 2007, 01:20
Google is no longer your friend, ms. Dewey (http://www.msdewey.com/) is!
Star Worms
4 Apr 2007, 02:21
I typed in that she was an incestual slag. She then said it's a fascinating topic and people don't spend enough time thinking about it.

I don't see the point of it... It just a crap search engine that takes ages and has an annoying person on it.
Pigbuster
4 Apr 2007, 05:15
Flash run search engine = load times = bad.

Wait, 3.5 MB? WAT?
MtlAngelus
4 Apr 2007, 07:07
My first reaction was PUNCH HER IN THE FACE AND RUN. I almost hit my monitor :I .
Akuryou13
4 Apr 2007, 10:01
stupid, but "where do babies come from" was friggin awesome!
bonz
4 Apr 2007, 10:57
A flash-based search engine with an intro?
What a worthless piece of crap. Similarly useless as Windows Bob.
Microsoft will definitely not be any competition for Google with something like that.

Janina Gavankar is a quite beautiful girl though.
Plasma
4 Apr 2007, 11:40
stupid, but "where do babies come from" was friggin awesome!
When I asked her that the first thime whe replied with:
"It's the same old story. Guy likes girl. Guy gets girl. Girl gets ripped to shreds by a psychopathic monkey. Guy gets monkey."

So true!

Microsoft will definitely not be any competition for Google with something like that.
When was it Microsoft's program?
SuperBlob
4 Apr 2007, 12:02
Check the bottom left, there's a Windows Live icon
MtlAngelus
4 Apr 2007, 12:16
Which means it's powered by Live search, not that it was produced by Microsoft.
bonz
4 Apr 2007, 16:13
Which means it's powered by Live search, not that it was produced by Microsoft.
Bazong!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._Dewey
Muzer
4 Apr 2007, 16:56
She sucks. She doesn't even know who she is.
The_Reapr
4 Apr 2007, 17:21
When I asked her that the first thime whe replied with:
"It's the same old story. Guy likes girl. Guy gets girl. Girl gets ripped to shreds by a psychopathic monkey. Guy gets monkey."

So true!


It's slightly weird, however, when the same question is responded to with "Oh, do I know shopping."

Did make me wonder where they're getting their search results from.
Cisken1
4 Apr 2007, 17:35
The 'best of Dewey' button is hillarious! I agree on the 'issue' of the engine being flash tough!
evilworm2
4 Apr 2007, 18:17
Ooooooooold.
Star Worms
4 Apr 2007, 18:30
The 'best of Dewey' button is hillarious! I agree on the 'issue' of the engine being flash tough!The gangster one on that is good.
SupSuper
4 Apr 2007, 18:42
© 2006 Microsoft Corp.You'd think it was easy to spot.

Plus her reactions seem purely random. I've gotten "It's the same old story. Guy likes girl. Guy gets girl. Girl gets ripped to shreds by a psychopathic monkey. Guy gets monkey." when searching for "games".
Alien King
4 Apr 2007, 19:37
Her reactions are random. You get different stuff for the same thing.
Slick
5 Apr 2007, 00:16
I think I would be more willing to wait for the half hour it takes to load the results if she were naked.

Just saying.
Kelster23
5 Apr 2007, 02:54
I typed in 'your face'
She says it's a fasinating topic and people don't spend enough time thinking about it.
Boom Worm
5 Apr 2007, 03:58
If you wait long enough without typing anything, she will eventually take off her clothes! Well, not really.
Rabble
5 Apr 2007, 04:00
She's laughing at me. :(

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2873/iloldym1.jpg
MtlAngelus
5 Apr 2007, 08:29
Bazong!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ms._Dewey
Huh I wouldn't have expected Microsoft to produce something this crappy...
evilworm2
5 Apr 2007, 17:04
Huh I wouldn't have expected Microsoft to produce something this crappy...

Why? Did Microsoft ever produced something different than crappy?
Guess not!
Plasma
5 Apr 2007, 18:08
Why? Did Microsoft ever produced something different than crappy?
Guess not!
?
You do actually know what Microsoft actually do, right?

Also, technically, didn't Microsoft produce WormsXBLA?
MtlAngelus
5 Apr 2007, 21:16
Why? Did Microsoft ever produced something different than crappy?
Guess not!
Not quite on this level of crappines tho.
Pigbuster
5 Apr 2007, 21:42
Also, technically, didn't Microsoft produce WormsXBLA?
Technically, no they didn't.

That's like saying a caveman invented the car because he invented the wheel.
Plasma
6 Apr 2007, 00:07
Technically, no they didn't.

That's like saying a caveman invented the car because he invented the wheel.
No, I'm pretty sure I was right...
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/produce#Transitive_verb (definition #2)
AndrewTaylor
6 Apr 2007, 00:25
No, I'm pretty sure I was right...
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/produce#Transitive_verb (definition #2)

By that definition, no, you were wrong.

The way the definition is phrased in that particular dictionary (which for all we know was written by a bored idiot) could be interpreted to mean something that would make your post technically correct, but if we go by the actual meaning of the word as defined by etymology and common usage, no, you were wrong.
Pigbuster
6 Apr 2007, 00:59
No, I'm pretty sure I was right...
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/produce#Transitive_verb (definition #2)

That definition has the synonym "show".

Let's say I show a PS3 to someone.
OH LOOK! I PRODUCED THE PS3!

Use a dictionary that ISN'T made by the public.
I got the definition "show or provide (something) for consideration, inspection, or use".
I have a feeling that wasn't the definition evilworm2 was using.
AndrewTaylor
6 Apr 2007, 12:10
When I saw this thread, I assumed someone had registered giggle.com and made another version of Google that does much the same thing only wiht some "hilarious" twist.
Cisken1
6 Apr 2007, 23:52
When I saw this thread, I assumed someone had registered giggle.com and made another version of Google that does much the same thing only wiht some "hilarious" twist.

Now there's an idea!
Preasure
7 Apr 2007, 09:54
www.giggle.com

What? It's some crappy ad domain. Domain buyout, anyone? :p