The Impossible Quiz

[Splapp]

So, I made this impossible quiz, see. It's not actually impossible, but it's really really hard. You should have a go and see how far you can get!

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50433260/ <--- ****e musicless version

EDIT: It's on Newgrounds now, too: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/365143 VOTE 5! This version has teh musicz.

[Melon]

This is quite possibly the best thing ever.

I can make it to level 42 without losing a single life.Level 42? Well, I hate you.

-EDIT- Haha! Solved it! I get it now! Oh, and that included no skipping when I said that I could get to 42. 43 now.

[Distrance]

Now downloading...zzz..anyway, if someone completed whole quiz and doesnt cheat, how it can be proven to you :p

[The_Reapr]

I can't figure out 66. The timer doesn't exactly help.


And you clearly picked those songs for the sole reason that repeating listening of the damn things while trying to remember information causes dementia. Clearly.

(There needs to be teh mute button!)

[Splapp]

I can't figure out 66. The timer doesn't exactly help.


And you clearly picked those songs for the sole reason that repeating listening of the damn things while trying to remember information causes dementia. Clearly.

(There needs to be teh mute button!)

INDEED!

Just turn your speakers off :(

[_Kilburn]

101 !
What the hell is this animal ? Looks like a dog but... :(

[Pigbuster]

Did you make another one?
Because I am seriously experiencing déja vu right now.

And that question was rhetorical. No one answer it.

[_Kilburn]

Meh stupid. It was a ****************.
102 now. :p

[Iguana]

Kinda gave up at the crowd one, though trying to beat it now would be cheating since I've been trying out demos for ages. Great work, anyway; it's been really entertaining so far.

[_Kilburn]

OMFGZ LOL !! I'M WINNAR. :D

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4424/completesy9.png

[Iguana]

Sweet Lord, congrats. The fact that it's taken Me and Rabble ages to get to the later bits, complete with getting hints from Splapp once in a while (from trying the demos), yet you actually beat the whole thing in one sitting amazes me. :p

[Pigbuster]

I got mighty close to the end. 100, at least.

And Splapp, I said it on DA, but you HAVE to fix the TAB trick.
That blows the secret on some of the levels.

[Gardy Looo]

BEST THING EVER SINCE BOTTLED MELON. I'm stuck on #56, however. :p

[franpa]

fix the tab key cause not only does it reveal some answers but it also lets you skip un-skippable questions as well.

edit: reached question 34 and its friggin' hilarious.

[Muzer]

I got up to that end o' the world one

EDIT: Just passed that one, but don't know how I did it

[Akuryou13]

OMFGZ LOL !! I'M WINNAR. :D

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4424/completesy9.pngjust to point this out: you can get to that screen without actually completing the quiz.

not saying you didn't beat it, but before splapp spends money, he may wanna require further proof

edit: got to the end of the world one, takes too long to get back to it every time so I give up for now.

[_Kilburn]

What should I do ? A complete video capture ? :p

[Akuryou13]

What should I do ? A complete video capture ? :pI dunno, that's between you and splapp, I don't care. I was just pointing out a loop hole

[Iguana]

What should I do ? A complete video capture ? :p
A screen of the last question to go with it?

[Muzer]

Hmm... what is that loophole? Do you need to open it in flash or something?

[Iguana]

Hmm... what is that loophole? Do you need to open it in flash or something?
...
dude.

1. a small or narrow opening, as in a wall, for looking through, for admitting light and air, or, particularly in a fortification, for the discharge of missiles against an enemy outside.
2. an opening or aperture.
3. a means of escape or evasion; a means or opportunity of evading a rule, law, etc.: There are a number of loopholes in the tax laws whereby corporations can save money. << this would be it.

[_Kilburn]

A screen of the last question to go with it?

Alright, here it is. :)

And if you really think I'm too stupid to really complete it, I can upload a video.

[wormthingy]

And if you really think I'm too stupid to really complete it, I can upload a video.

yes please :p

[Splapp]

Kilburn, I believe you... well done! DON'T upload a video though... that'd give away ANSWERS! :p

[Akuryou13]

Hmm... what is that loophole? Do you need to open it in flash or something?in Opera, at least, you just right click the flash and it sends you to the URL on imageshack where the congratulatory image thing is posted.

[Splapp]

in Opera, at least, you just right click the flash and it sends you to the URL on imageshack where the congratulatory image thing is posted.

The congratulatory image is actually in the flash... though. :confused:

[*Splinter*]

Alright, here it is. :)

And if you really think I'm too stupid to really complete it, I can upload a video.

:o Glad I was trying to do it without skips, that would have sucked :p

[Muzer]

in Opera, at least, you just right click the flash and it sends you to the URL on imageshack where the congratulatory image thing is posted.

I'm running opera and it doesn't do that :s

[Splapp]

http://www.newgrounds.com/index.html (http://www.newgrounds.com/index.html) - Wow, frontpage! :D

LOLOLOLOLLOLLOLO.

[Muzer]

Alright, here it is. :)

And if you really think I'm too stupid to really complete it, I can upload a video.

Go on! Upload A video!

[Akuryou13]

The congratulatory image is actually in the flash... though. :confused:well, when I right click it it comes up with the image at this address: http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4424/completesy9.png

I'm running opera and it doesn't do that :sjust noticed, you have to hold down left click and then right click. it'll open the image linked above in the tab the quiz was in.

[Melon]

Splapp, did you ever consider making a Wario Ware style game, where you have lots of tiny puzzles like some of these "questions", like the cat stroking one or the fight one? Because that would be totally amazing, and would remove those frustrating random questions, like that goddam 'The answer is a horseshoe' one that I just can't do.

I'd love to see the sort of mini-games you'd come up with. It'd be the most mental thing ever.

[E-102 Worm]

So far, I managed to reach #56. Man, that's a tough one.

[_Kilburn]

OMFGZ LOL !! I'M WINNAR. :D

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4424/completesy9.png

well, when I right click it it comes up with the image at this address: http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4424/completesy9.png


It's the picture I've uploaded to prove that I won. :p How can you get it by right clicking ?

[AndrewTaylor]

well, when I right click it it comes up with the image at this address: http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4424/completesy9.png

just noticed, you have to hold down left click and then right click. it'll open the image linked above in the tab the quiz was in.

You're using mouse gestures, aren't you?

You've just clicked "forwards" or "next link" or something...

[Akuryou13]

You're using mouse gestures, aren't you?

You've just clicked "forwards" or "next link" or something... ah ok. either way it's an easy exploit

[AndrewTaylor]

That's like saying "once I saw someone else complete Mario Brothers" is an easy exploit.

[Metal Alex]

ah ok. either way it's an easy exploit

nope, The mouse gesture you just said is "back"... I mean, do this over this same words... and you'll go to the last page you were.

So, as my detective instincts tell me, you was viewing that image before looking into the quiz... so it's not a exploit in any way...

Yes, I know I'm not the only one who quessed... :( it's even provable that even aku knows...

oh, well, back to my hole...

[WormGod]

How dare you steal a Neverhood puzzle!

Nevertheless, the best game EVER.

[Muzer]

Actually it's forwards or if not fast-forwards.

[E-102 Worm]

I managed to get to 66, but this one's extremely tough.

[philby4000]

The don't touch pink puzzle is genius.

And the 'save changes to untitled' puzzle is pure evil. Even after playing through ten times my pointer kept wandering towards Yes.:p

I'm currently stuck at the ARMAGEDDON one.

Also, Lol at newgrounds reviews. 'I couldn't get past the one with the horse!" "The count dracula question made no sence!":D

An the guy who tried to list the first 53 answers wrote 'use skip' at least 3 times.

[franpa]

for tho's willing to download it :P right click this and "save as"

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/052/a/c/The_Impossible_Quiz_Deluxe_by_Splapp_me_do.swf

edit: OMG he ifxed the tab cheat in the downloadable version -.- now it just kills you when you press tab.

[Akuryou13]

That's like saying "once I saw someone else complete Mario Brothers" is an easy exploit.no, the fact that I can get to the congratulations screen without beating anything is an exploit. getting there the right way like kilburn did isn't, but getting there the way I did is. look up the definition of exploit if you need to.

[MtlAngelus]

no, the fact that I can get to the congratulations screen without beating anything is an exploit. getting there the right way like kilburn did isn't, but getting there the way I did is. look up the definition of exploit if you need to.
I don't think you get it Aku, the file you were linked to is the file Kilburn uploaded, that you had seen before. Splapp never uploaded any image. The reason why kilburn's pic showed when you did the mouse gesture was because that was the last link you had opened before opening the Impossible Quiz.:rolleyes:

[franpa]

correct, and there is absoloutly no way right clicking and choosing anything on that menu will congratulate you... be it the online version or the offline version.

[Pigbuster]

Splapp, did you ever consider making a Wario Ware style game, where you have lots of tiny puzzles like some of these "questions", like the cat stroking one or the fight one? Because that would be totally amazing, and would remove those frustrating random questions, like that goddam 'The answer is a horseshoe' one that I just can't do.

I'd love to see the sort of mini-games you'd come up with. It'd be the most mental thing ever.
He was making that "Micromovies" thing a while back.

I'm not sure if he knows enough actionscript to do a full game with it, though.
...
I would really love to do the coding for a game like that, though. It'd be wonderful practice.
WINK WINK BARF :eek:
I'm not the most prolific actionscript coder around, though. :p IGNORE MY SAD BROWN-NOSING, PLEASE.

[WormGod]

Gah. I was meant to get ready for school but now I've wasted half an hour on this.

You, sir, have created the ULTIMATE TIME WASTER!!!

[_Kilburn]

I think I spent about 5 hours to finish it. :p

[Splapp]

Uploading a new version in a few minutes with a MUTE button. Because people wanted one.

[[UFP]Ghost]

very good quiz : o)

[*Splinter*]

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER!?!?!
WHY DOESN'T BOGGY WORK?!?!?!

I HATE THIS!!?!??! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Bah

[philby4000]

Now I'm stuck on the horseshoe question.:p

[WormGod]

Darnit. All the way up to 66 and then died.

DAMN YOOOOUU!!

Edit- Curse No. 75.

[*Splinter*]

Darnit. All the way up to 66 and then died.

DAMN YOOOOUU!!

Edit- Curse No. 75.

How did you do 66?! Click a meteor? They're too fast :(

[SuperBlob]

How did you do 66?! Click a meteor? They're too fast :(

Read the question carefully

[wigwam the]

I'm downloading it now... my currently only complaint is that maybe each question should be loaded seperately, not all at once.

[WORM1234]

OMFG! This game is ADDICTIVE! :eek: I just can't stop playing. I got to 67 I think.

[Splapp]

It's funny how NO ONE else has managed to complete it since I stopped the TABBING. :p

[_Kilburn]

I completed it without TAB ! :mad:

[Splapp]

I completed it without TAB ! :mad:

I KNOW! I'm just saying!

[_Kilburn]

I know you know ! I was just kidding ! :p

[Splapp]

I know you know ! I was just kidding ! :p

I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW, and I KNOW you were just kidding :(

[Snoozy]

GAH... it IS impossible!

*dies*

[MtlAngelus]

It's funny how NO ONE else has managed to complete it since I stopped the TABBING. :p
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?:mad:

[GrimOswald]

I'm stuck on the toenail one. I'm either too slow or missing something. :(

[Akuryou13]

I don't think you get it Aku, the file you were linked to is the file Kilburn uploaded, that you had seen before. Splapp never uploaded any image. The reason why kilburn's pic showed when you did the mouse gesture was because that was the last link you had opened before opening the Impossible Quiz.:rolleyes:wrong, I opened kilburn's pic in this tab. I always open new web pages in a new tab.

[MtlAngelus]

wrong, I opened kilburn's pic in this tab. I always open new web pages in a new tab.
Yeah I was just guessing, but the point is still there, that it's not an exploit, you were linked to the file uploaded by kilburn.

[_Kilburn]

Yeah I was just guessing, but the point is still there, that it's not an exploit, you were linked to the file uploaded by kilburn.

Heh, I didn't know that Kilburn (http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=199) is active again. :p Where did he upload a file ?

[MtlAngelus]

Heh, I didn't know that Kilburn (http://forum.team17.co.uk/member.php?u=199) is active again. :p Where did he upload a file ?
Well I didn't type Kilburn either did I? I typed kilburn. No caps at the start. And since there is no kilburn registered, that means I intentionally mispelled the name, and thus makes it impossible to tell wheter I meant to type _Kilburn or Kilburn. See how I'm also clever?

[Pigbuster]

Now I'm stuck on the horseshoe question.
Maybe you should look for a horseshoe.
Perhaps a horseshoe hidden in a word?
And it isn't a very lucky horseshoe. I'd say that it's an unlucky horseshoe, myself.
How did you do 66?! Click a meteor? They're too fast
It sure is an exciting question, isn't it!!!!!!!!
It's funny how NO ONE else has managed to complete it since I stopped the TABBING.
I was able to download the first version before you did that. Hohoho.

[franpa]

I'm downloading it now... my currently only complaint is that maybe each question should be loaded seperately, not all at once.

lets all make it gay... :D

[Pigbuster]

I'm downloading it now... my currently only complaint is that maybe each question should be loaded seperately, not all at once.

I'm guessing that most of the size comes from the music.

[AndrewTaylor]

Loading each question seperately would slow the game and would make things take longer anyway, since you tend to end up restarting fifty times anyway.

[pilot62]

Gah, 56 is a git of a question.

[*Splinter*]

Read the question carefully
"Hurry up it's the end of the world!"
??
Can't find anything to click on other than the four buttons
And I tried hiding the mouse off screen...

[Metal Alex]

And I tried hiding the mouse off screen...

That's what people do on the end of the world, hiding, but they usually die :p

anyways... STUCK AT 106!!!

well, not stuck... just got there once :p

[Star Worms]

On the horseshoe question....

[Melon]

I think someone mentioned it on the Newgrounds review, but on the question where you click on the toenails, if you don't click on the left-most one first, then you can't click on it, thereby making it impossible. That needs to be fixed. Otherwise, an awesome game. I've got up to that damned crowd one a couple of times now....

[SuperBlob]

"Hurry up it's the end of the world!"
??
Can't find anything to click on other than the four buttons
And I tried hiding the mouse off screen...

It's the END of the world!
END!




END!

[Metal Alex]

108 is evil D:

COME ON!! ALMOST THERE... AND FAILED D:

not 106 again... D:

[philby4000]

I think someone mentioned it on the Newgrounds review, but on the question where you click on the toenails, if you don't click on the left-most one first, then you can't click on it, thereby making it impossible. That needs to be fixed.

Not true.

I started on the big toe of the left foot and still got through.

I'm, currently stuck on the shooting star question.

Well I say stuck, but I have not the stamina to try another run-through.:p

[Metal Alex]

Not true.

I started on the big toe of the left foot and still got through.

I'm, currently stuck on the shooting star question.

Well I say stuck, but I have not the stamina to try another run-through.:p

maybe you have to start from the left foot.

[Melon]

Not true.

I started on the big toe of the left foot and still got through.

I'm, currently stuck on the shooting star question.

Well I say stuck, but I have not the stamina to try another run-through.:p

Well OK, if you go from the right to the left, then you can't click it. I'm sure another time I did it in a different order you couldn't click it again, but I didn't want to keep trying different orders because I don't have much time in the question and it takes a while to get back to that question...

Maybe Splapp can run the question on it's own and test it out. Maybe you can click it and I missed it. Who knows.

Anyway, I got up to question 102 with the dots, and I just can't do it. Damn you Splapp for making this so addictive!

[Metal Alex]

Well OK, if you go from the right to the left, then you can't click it. I'm sure another time I did it in a different order you couldn't click it again, but I didn't want to keep trying different orders because I don't have much time in the question and it takes a while to get back to that question...

Maybe Splapp can run the question on it's own and test it out. Maybe you can click it and I missed it. Who knows.

Anyway, I got up to question 102 with the dots, and I just can't do it. Damn you Splapp for making this so addictive!

or maybe, the arrow in the question before tells us the order to do that one...

Also, I got to question 110. BUT not ended. I'm sooo close...

[*Splinter*]

It's the END of the world!
END!




END!

...

Eh?

...

EH?!!

[Gardy Looo]

Let me clarify:

66. END of the world! It's WORDPLAY, for Pete's sake.

56. (thanks to Splapp) Go to #50.

And the method used on the don't touch pink one can be used on all those others. :p
But now I'm currently stuck at the ??? one, after the lemur one.

[E-102 Worm]

I'm stuck on the toenail one. I'm either too slow or missing something. :(
I'm on the toenail one as well. I managed to clip 9 nails before time ran out. :(

[pilot62]

I always fail on the ones which are completely random, and at 70 odd I can't be bothered to go through again. The hard ones are at least LOGICAL :mad:!

[Slick]

Hey, nice art splapp. Do you think you could draw me? I'm a worm with two hairs coming out of his head. Or even better...Just go ahead and put me in the next edition of Eyes on Lambs. :)
Oh and fun quiz splapp, here is a screen shot of where I'm at. I'm stuck. Mind giving me the answer? LOL. :cool:

[Splapp]

Hey, nice art splapp. Do you think you could draw me? I'm a worm with two hairs coming out of his head. Or even better...Just go ahead and put me in the next edition of Eyes on Lambs. :)
Oh and fun quiz splapp, here is a screen shot of where I'm at. I'm stuck. Mind giving me the answer? LOL. :cool:

CODMAN 7? HOW DID U FIND TEH SEKRET GAME? :mad:

[AndrewTaylor]

But now I'm currently stuck at the ??? one, after the lemur one.

You mean the one where the question is just "?" and so are all the answers? That one's easy. Got that one first go. Look closely.

[Metal Alex]

But now I'm currently stuck at the ??? one

GAHAHAAA!! I created that one :D So I know the answer... but won't tell. :rolleyes:

Also: I BEATED IT!!! go ME!! (Y)

[Paul.Power]

I'm stumped at 76, the Candy Girl one. None of the four answers seem to be right.

EDIT: Ah. Multiple clicks.

[AndrewTaylor]

I'm stumped at 76, the Candy Girl one. None of the four answers seem to be right.

EDIT: Ah. Multiple clicks.

I did like that question. This thing is truly a work of genius.

[Paul.Power]

I've noticed that many of the "pure guessing" questions have come over from The Impossible Quiz 1 (the most notable example being the cardboard/egg mayonnaise one).

And I still don't really get Question 2. Would someone mind spelling it out to me?

[SuperBlob]

And I still don't really get Question 2. Would someone mind spelling it out to me?

It's a pun. As in can a math have a go at a boxing match? No, but a tin certainly could!

[Plasma]

And I still don't really get Question 2. Would someone mind spelling it out to me?
What SB said, but it's also part-random.

[Paul.Power]

Oh, sorry, I got confused. Not Question 2. I got that one first try.

I mean the "what comes after December 2nd?" "n" one.

It was the "2nd" that confused me into thinking it was Question 2.

[Melon]

Well, in that question, the frist thing to come after December is 2.
The second thing to come after it is n.
The third thing to come after it is d.

So what comes after December second? n.

[Paul.Power]

Good grief.

[Pigbuster]

This really is quite ingenious.

By the way, you might want to try looking up the lyrics for Candy Girl.

[*Splinter*]

This really is quite ingenious.

By the way, you might want to try looking up the lyrics for Candy Girl.
Indeed, I was fairly certain there was only one 'honey'

[Metal Alex]

This trophy is for the winners! (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/49702621/)

Also, made by me :p

I might do more of that kind... But I don't have any idea... yet. (well, only one, and it's done... I'll upload it later :p)

[WormGod]

I gave up.

As everyone else says, I think there should be a password at some point to come back if you failed.

[MtlAngelus]

I gave up.

As everyone else says, I think there should be a password at some point to come back if you failed.
...
That would absolutely kill the purpose of the game.

[Splapp]

Look what some cheeky bast has done on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3zVTmMQqug
It might help a few of you out

[MtlAngelus]

Woooaah. Lol. But no sound D:

[Melon]

I only got up to 106 before I just had to give up. I just couldn't keep my mouse steady enough.

Ah well, I suppose it's nice to see the 4 questions I missed. I still think it's a fantastic game.

And congratulations Splapp on making it into the top 1000 for score. And for getting nearly 300000 views.

[Paul.Power]

What I thought might be quite fun was the answers spoken along to the in-game tunes, but there we go.

[Geckogirl]

I've finally been playing this game, and man, these questions:

don't make sense
are hard to beat

Great job!

[WormGod]

Ceased giving up.

I am now stuck on le horseshoe number.

@ Splapp - Make another one. NOW.

[Splapp]

I've already started the Impossible Quiz 2 :p

[Pigbuster]

Ceased giving up.

I am now stuck on le horseshoe number.

@ Splapp - Make another one. NOW.
What letter is shaped like a horseshoe?
And is it in one of the answers?

[OldSkoolCrazy]

Been awhile since I've been here but I was on digg.com today (a user submitted news site with random stuff), and on the top 10 in gaming it was linked to your Deviant, Splapp. As of now you have 838 diggs. :)

http://www.digg.com/playable_web_games/The_Impossible_Quiz_2

[Pigbuster]

HO SNAP.
And nice to see that OldSkool hasn't forgotten the forum's address.

[Cisken1]

I've already started the Impossible Quiz 2 :p

OH THE HORROR CONTINUES!

(yay!)

[Akuryou13]

Been awhile since I've been here but I was on digg.com today (a user submitted news site with random stuff), and on the top 10 in gaming it was linked to your Deviant, Splapp. As of now you have 838 diggs. :)

http://www.digg.com/playable_web_games/The_Impossible_Quiz_2DUUUUUDE!!! OSC! come back, man! it's been far too long.

[WormOfFire]

I'm stuck at the end of the world...(ROFL!)

[Splapp]

I'm stuck at the end of the world...(ROFL!)

Bah, everyone gets stuck there! It's not that difficult. Just ignore the armageddon and THINK hard about the question, and what it's saying :p

[Metal Alex]

I've already started the Impossible Quiz 2 :p

DOOOO IT!!!!!1

I had to say this once in my life, you know... :p

[Muzer]

With whom?

[Metal Alex]

With whom?

With the PC D:

(sounds too scary)

[kikumbob]

Bah, everyone gets stuck there! It's not that difficult. Just ignore the armageddon and THINK hard about the question, and what it's saying :pI know what it is now. However I cant be bothered to go through it all again. Grr.

[tgworm]

Monsieur Splapp, I have been having trouble with the question about toenails (around 80 or something). Could I have a hint/tip?:p

[Iguana]

Just try to click all of them during the time limit.

[tgworm]

Just try to click all of them during the time limit.

I thought I did that but maybe I didn't quite

[Metal Alex]

I thought I did that but maybe I didn't quite

You are just slow then :p

[GrimOswald]

Start with the very left one. Some people (Myself included) have experienced a bug that if you don't cut that one first, you can't cut it at all.

[Metal Alex]

Start with the very left one. Some people (Myself included) have experienced a bug that if you don't cut that one first, you can't cut it at all.

Splapp fixed it, I think...

[Splapp]

Splapp fixed it, I think...
That is correct.

[GrimOswald]

Oh. Then he really is just slow then. :p

[Star Worms]

You're officially famous, Splapp... A group on facebook in your honour: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2247775851

[Splapp]

You're officially famous, Splapp... A group on facebook in your honour: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2247775851
What WHAT? I must 'login' to see that.

[Star Worms]

Well there's 441 members last time I checked. It's like myspace but not a mess and far better in general.

[Thnikk]

Make that TWO Facebook groups.
The other one's only got 15 so far, but still.
j00 are a tr00 celebrity. Prepare to be assaulted daily by annoying paparazzi pizza...

[Melon]

Unbelievable. In one week this has gone from being in the top 1000 to the top 100 on Newgrounds for score!

Congratulations!

Today, Newgrounds. Tomorrow, the world maybe?

[Iguana]

how are there 4 holes in a polo? this doesn't make sense LOL x aaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh
hh lol
haha introduced this to all the guys and girls at work... has anyone done any work since? NO WAY!!! love it! got to 53 and gave up for the day
Dot dot dot.

[Star Worms]

Could you make the end more annoying?! I hate 106 even though I've completed it 2 or 3 times.

[Plasma]

You need to change the DA link on the first page now!

[Splapp]

You need to change the DA link on the first page now!
Oh yeah. I shall!

[Star Worms]

Wahey! Done it :)

[Oft99]

I do not get the seagull one nor do i get the 42 one after it.


CLUES ANYONE!?

EDIT: i worked out the seagull one but still can't do the 42 one.

NEED CLUES BADLY!

[SuperBlob]

Think about it carefully. The answer is in the question.

[Paul.Power]

The 42 one had me stumped for a while, but once you work it out you'll wonder why you didn't get it instantly.

[wigwam the]

The 42 one had me stumped for a while, but once you work it out you'll wonder why you didn't get it instantly.

weird, I got it first try.

I'm currently stuck at "the answer is a horseshoe"

[kikumbob]

The 42 one had me stumped for a while, but once you work it out you'll wonder why you didn't get it instantly. I got it first try, and then wondered how id got it and spent the next four or five run-throughs trying to get it right again. It was an odd half an hour.:rolleyes:

[Pigbuster]

I do not get the seagull one nor do i get the 42 one after it.


CLUES ANYONE!?

EDIT: i worked out the seagull one but still can't do the 42 one.

NEED CLUES BADLY!
Here's a hint.

Add "nd" to the question.

[Oft99]

Here's a hint.

Add "nd" to the question.

i did try clicking the 42nd "42" there but it didnt work. maybe i hit the wrong 42nd.

...?

[wigwam the]

they're in rows of 10. think about it... I hit 32 first.

and... I'm still stuck on that other question. I can get some of the ones after it...

[Melon]

This keeps going from strength to strength.

Not only is it now number 43 for score on Newgrounds, but it won best game of February! Beating even Boxheads : More Rooms!!! (which I would have expected to win!)
And it deserves it too.

Care to share your $250 prize Splapp?

[Splapp]

Care to share your $250 prize Splapp?

Of course not! :p

Thanks to everyone who's been playing it to death and voting 5's on Newgrounds! :D

[E-102 Worm]

I don't think anyone expected 'The Impossible Quiz' to be the best game on newgrounds (probably a few).

Anyway, many congrats, Splapp. You deserve it. :)

[WormGod]

Let's chant it's way through the top 50.

"Splapp, Splapp, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one... will."

Edit:- Lol, that dodge the meteor one was class.
The way you played and how you died. :p

[tgworm]

I voted it 5 on newsgrounds and have got to level 100 or so.

[WormGod]

Darn, even after many passes, I'm still failing on No. 75.
Get it ONE PIXEL off and there's not enough time to correct it.

[Kelster23]

I can't get the second search one... have to keep skipping it. That's the only one I really have to skip!

[Oft99]

I got up to the "touch only the shooting star" one so far.
I managed to click it but as I moved my cursor to the new button that apears in the corner i got a game over (I had one life left).

[tgworm]

I can't get the second search one... have to keep skipping it. That's the only one I really have to skip!

It's easy, about half way down, under the question number.;)
Can I have a bit of help with the one that says, "be prepared..."

[Oft99]

Can I have a bit of help with the one that says, "be prepared..."

What the "THINK FAST!" one with the bomb in the middle?

When the bomb is lit and "THINK FAST" flashes franticaly look around the enitre screen quickly. Look for something that stands out compared to everything else. Remember its postition.

Now, complete through the entire quiz again to get back to this question once more and make sure you still remember the postition of the thing that stood out. Have your mouse ready to click it as the bomb is lit.

Oh alright, here's a clue: The thing you are searching for that you have to click is GREEN

[Kelster23]

It's right underneath the question number. Well, not right underneath, but pretty close to it.

[Oft99]

It's right underneath the question number. Well, not right underneath, but pretty close to it.

Nope, i'd personaly call it right underneath, actualy.

[WormGod]

Looks like people are already making a sequel.

http://ngcollabs.galacti.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=4049

It's locked until they have your permission.

[Star Worms]

Looks like people are already making a sequel.

http://ngcollabs.galacti.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=4049

It's locked until they have your permission.Personally I'd rather Splapp made it, for obvious reasons.

[Preasure]

The weebls stuff forum had a several page thread of people trying to solve this the other week. Consider yourself an internet celebrity :p

[WormGod]

Damn, will it ever come off the front page of Newgrounds?

[Splapp]

Damn, will it ever come off the front page of Newgrounds?
I'm beginning to wonder the same :p

As for that "Improbable Quiz" thing, no one has contacted me about it... so they're either not going to bother, or they're making it anyway. :-/

[MtlAngelus]

It's no longer in the frontpage D:

[Splapp]

Ah well... 9 weeks wasn't a bad run :p

[gingerneck]

I arnt not sure how to play this quiz slapp. :-/

[WormGod]

I arnt not sure how to play this quiz slapp. :-/

Well, you wouldn't :rolleyes:

[Oft99]

I arnt not sure how to play this quiz slapp. :-/

Double negatives again.
That is literaly saying you DO understand how to play the quiz.

[Melon]

HAY GUYz I've got a gr8 idea, let's dig up aging threads to moan at an automatic translator's lack of grammar!!

It's a HAWT idea!

-EDIT- Oh right, it was only posted in a week and a half before. That's not so bad then.

[philby4000]

Yes.

Because Gingerneck uses a translator.

Honest.

And this translator knows the word 'arnt'

Yes.

[Metal Alex]

Yes.

Because Gingerneck uses a translator.

Honest.

And this translator knows the word 'arnt'

Yes.

looks suspiciously at gingerneck...

I knew it...

Or everyone :p

[Iguana]

I knew it...

Or everyone :p
What are you talking about, Gingerneck is real, seriously. : (
HE IS EAT FROM A FEED HORSE BAG

[tgworm]

That is literaly saying you DO understand how to play the quiz.
Not quite, it's actually saying that he isn't not sure how to play the quiz. Slight difference, see?

[_Kilburn]

I think Gingerfake is fooling us. :( He is an english speaking guy having fun with the Team17 forum.

[Pigbuster]

OH MY GOD! REALLY? YOU THINK SO!?!?

Could people stop talking about if Gingerneck is a fake?
I'll say it again. You people are being SO MUCH worse then Gingerneck ever was. You keep spamming and taking a thread completely off topic.
It's spamming, pure and simple. Knock it off.

If there's another gingerneck post in this thread, I will report it.

[Splapp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7GiLvKtZ4 - LOL

[Kelster23]

Wow. I swear by the comments at the beginning that the kid's jealous or something.

[Pigbuster]

Your game sucks, Splapp.

The angry computer nerd has SPOKEN. :mad:

Though I am rather disturbed by the sounds of demons in the background of that movie. :(

Also, I just realized why there's 4 holes in "A POLO". :)

[Splapp]

WHAT DOES BMB STAND FOR????

Oh yeah, 8mb.

[Slick]

I always thought BMB meant Bowl Movement Bomb. :(

[Iguana]

Wow. I swear by the comments at the beginning that the kid's jealous or something.
...it's a joke, just like the Angry Nintendo Nerd. Only this kid isn't as funny as the original.

I remember starting a raid on this last year. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b4y5eqWioY&mode=related&search=) Good times.

[SuperBlob]

I love the fact that the first 5 minutes are just waiting for it to load :p

And then spends 1 minute on the actual game :p

[hdhdhd]

Splapp, I just found a game copier.
http://www.addictinggames.com/giuocobsimpossiblequiz.html
Question 42 is hard.

[Splapp]

Wow. Some humour would have been nice. :(

[Oft99]

Splapp, I just found a game copier.
http://www.addictinggames.com/giuocobsimpossiblequiz.html
Question 42 is hard.

I couldn't get past the first size difference one.

And did this guy ask Splapp about making a sequal first?

[*Splinter*]

Splapp, I just found a game copier.
http://www.addictinggames.com/giuocobsimpossiblequiz.html
Question 42 is hard.

Man that is horrible :\

But how do you do 17 and 21? :p

[Oft99]

How do you do question 9? (the "this prgram will terminate in x seconds" one)

[*Splinter*]

How do you do question 9? (the "this prgram will terminate in x seconds" one)

Use your scissors to save yourself!

[*Splinter*]

Question 42 is hard.

It refers to THE answer, rather than AN answer

EDIT: Finished :p

[Metal Alex]

Splapp, I just found a game copier.
http://www.addictinggames.com/giuocobsimpossiblequiz.html
Question 42 is hard.

That is so lame.

No music... copy attempt... no humour... no art... it lacks everything :(

[Oft99]

Use your scissors to save yourself!

But i dont know what to highlight and in what order.


Well, it is obvious that this quiz sucks compared to splapps in every way but atleast it's something new to do.

[hdhdhd]

Pressing TAB will kill you.
Another Imposter:
http://www.addictinggames.com/impostoriblequiz.html

[WormGod]

Wow.
That is completely stripping the fun from the original. That is a REAL quiz, with general knowledge type sh**. The Impossible Quiz is not a REAL quiz.

I have to say, though, Question 3 was pretty funny. :p

Edit:- Whoa, I didn't expect to beat it that quick. O_o

[*Splinter*]

But i dont know what to highlight and in what order.


Well, it is obvious that this quiz sucks compared to splapps in every way but atleast it's something new to do.

Cut the fuse :p

[Metal Alex]

oh... these plagiarisms are too lame... if people at least put a bit of effort on it...

The only question it would work it would be the 3rd one from the second quiz. But that "LOL! guess u passed that one" was too lame :(

[Splapp]

My suggestion: Wait for the OFFICIAL sequel :p

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3251/quiz2wo2.png

[Metal Alex]

I can smell the difference. :D

[Pigbuster]

Lame copies or not, at least it means people liked your quiz so much they're willing to make lame impressions of it.

Sequel = Wonderful.

You better have even more clever ones this time, or you will get a mad face -------> :mad:

[WormGod]

My suggestion: Wait for the OFFICIAL sequel :p

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3251/quiz2wo2.png

Ooh! Ooh! Show them my question :p

[Star Worms]

Please can you release it in July, after my exams :p

[GrimOswald]

Yay! Can't wait. (Not that I finished the first one :p)

But tell me Splapp, if some random geezer came up to you and said, "yo, let me make up a question" what would your reaction be? Just curious.

[hdhdhd]

My suggestion: Wait for the OFFICIAL sequel :p

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3251/quiz2wo2.png

I suggest one of the answers should be "The letter T."

[Melon]

I suggest one of the answers should be "The letter T."

That is the answer! 10 letters in. The 10th letter in the question is T. You can't have 2 correct answers.
-EDIT- Post bright-ed due to spoiler-riffic content.

[Plasma]

This time, add in a "Why did the chicken cross the road" question.

[Paul.Power]

This time, add in a "Why did the chicken cross the road" question.

It was egged on.

[Jimbob jr.]

No offence, but THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ IS RUBBISH!

I know some people find it addictive, but it's really, really sad, even if a few answers are pretty witty.

[Star Worms]

It was the most popular on Newgrounds for some time. Your opinion isn't more important than everyone else's put together, it was extremely popular.

[Iguana]

it's not meant to be taken seriously. If it's not your type of humor, don't spend any time on it.

[Splapp]

No offence, but THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ IS RUBBISH!

I know some people find it addictive, but it's really, really sad, even if a few answers are pretty witty.

I hereby sentence you to DEATH.

Oh, and don't worry Star Worms... it's not going to be finished for ages. I've only done 10 questions so far.

But tell me Splapp, if some random geezer came up to you and said, "yo, let me make up a question" what would your reaction be? Just curious.

Depends. If the question is fantastic, then I might just use it. I actually asked for suggestions for the first quiz, but no one bothered. And now that there's a sequel it seems everyone's got ideas. :rolleyes:

[Iguana]

Use the map/asshole of the world thing I proposed for the first one. :p

[Pigbuster]

I'm just going to say that before you put in any more "YOUR MOUSE SHOULD AVOID THIS OBJECT!" parts, you should know that mouseover events won't happen if the mouse button is held down (The player can move the mouse over anything they want, then. Makes the "DON'T TOUCH BLUE" parts rather easy).

[Metal Alex]

I'm just going to say that before you put in any more "YOUR MOUSE SHOULD AVOID THIS OBJECT!" parts, you should know that mouseover events won't happen if the mouse button is held down (The player can move the mouse over anything they want, then).

I have an idea for that...
"speaks on msn, even if offine"

[Pigbuster]

By the way, Flash DOES allow you to use the microphone in flash games... ;)

[WormGod]

And it also allows you to close the window altogether... (I think) :p

[Jimbob jr.]

I hereby sentence you to DEATH.



I'm real scared. I know my opinion isn't more important than anyone elses, but if you spend your life playing stuff with no result at the end, you are sad.

[MtlAngelus]

I'm real scared. I know my opinion isn't more important than anyone elses, but if you spend your life playing stuff with no result at the end, you are sad.
I'm sorry for your loss. :(

Edit: Really, tough, your argument sucks. What result does any other game in the world gives you?

[SuperBlob]

...damn, I thought you were cool with a Feeder avatar and everything, but you're really just a retard who doesn't understand the point of playing games :(

[Splapp]

I'm just going to say that before you put in any more "YOUR MOUSE SHOULD AVOID THIS OBJECT!" parts, you should know that mouseover events won't happen if the mouse button is held down (The player can move the mouse over anything they want, then. Makes the "DON'T TOUCH BLUE" parts rather easy).

I've already sorted out a 'replacement' for those questions :p

I have an idea for that...
"speaks on msn, even if offine"

Funnily enough, it's the same as what you suggested.

[Plasma]

I'm real scared. I know my opinion isn't more important than anyone elses, but if you spend your life playing stuff with no result at the end, you are sad.
Dude,
You're gonna end up spending your entire life with no result in the end anyway!

[Jimbob jr.]

And with the impossible quiz, you can just memorise stuff. There's no computer AI or anything. I know the same can be said for rpgs (i.e. you memorise where to go, what move to do, but the impossible quiz, you just remember the answers)

Really, tough, your argument sucks. What result does any other game in the world gives you?

The feeling that you've outsmarted a computer or other player, impossible quiz - just a memory

[Metal Alex]

And with the impossible quiz, you can just memorise stuff. There's no computer AI or anything. I know the same can be said for rpgs (i.e. you memorise where to go, what move to do, but the impossible quiz, you just remember the answers)



The feeling that you've outsmarted a computer or other player, impossible quiz - just a memory

pff... whatever makes you sleep at night. Most of the questions actually made sense. Others were a true challenge, and others were just to entertain. You obviously didn't get to the good parts...

Oh, and the mario games haven't got a brilliant AI, and they are one of the best sold ever.

Even brain training has been a hit :p and actually, it's mostly remembering.

Don't say it sucks, just state why you don't like it :p

[Jimbob jr.]

Brain training is not really a video game, more a set of puzzles.

Fine then. I won't say that it doesn't suck, cos that's wrong, but to stop the death threats cos i offend people i'll say it's not to my taste.

But challenging?

You can do it over and over again, as you select just one of 4, or possibly something that takes ages to work out, but it's not that hard, just think literally.

[Plasma]

But challenging?

You can do it over and over again, as you select just one of 4, or possibly something that takes ages to work out, but it's not that hard, just think literally.
RPGs aren't very hard either. You can just do it over and over again. What's your point?

[*Splinter*]

Jeez it was just an opinion, give the poor guy a break :eek:


EDIT: Splapp posting from another dimension! Warning - Spoiler Alert (http://bb.nsmb.com/showthread.php?t=96435)

[Metal Alex]

You can do it over and over again, as you select just one of 4, or possibly something that takes ages to work out, but it's not that hard, just think literally.

There's a dodge the meteors one, a type this word in a set time, a cut the nails in almost no time, find the order in numbers displayed when you hover the mouse over it (timed), a "click this like a maniac"...

At least, those were actually challenging.

[Slick]

Again Splapp, I've got some killer questions. If you thought the last suggestion I made for the last game would **** people off, well...I think you're going to love these.:p

JUST GET YOUR FAT **** ONLINE SO I CAN TELL YOU! :(

[Splapp]

Quick question. In the sequel, would you prefer... NO checkpoints (like the original) or ONE checkpoint half way through? I'd rather it be checkpoint free, but if the majority of people would like a break half way through then I suppose I should consider it :p

[GrimOswald]

I'd prefer no checkpoints personally. :)

[MtlAngelus]

The feeling that you've outsmarted a computer or other player, impossible quiz - just a memory
Wow, such great achievement.
It's just entertainment. All games are made to entertain. The Impossible Quiz is entertaining.

[Pigbuster]

Look, he just doesn't like it. Stop chewing him out about it, geez.

I think a checkpoint would be nice, honestly.
It's kinda neat how eventually you get into a sort of vibe and get back up to where you died really quickly, but I think that you would need a checkpoint if you REALLY make this one devious.

[WormGod]

Quick question. In the sequel, would you prefer... NO checkpoints (like the original) or ONE checkpoint half way through? I'd rather it be checkpoint free, but if the majority of people would like a break half way through then I suppose I should consider it :p

Only if it is going to be 225 question long :p

[Paul.Power]

I'd like to see a checkpoint, but I wouldn't mind if there wasn't one.

[*Splinter*]

I dont think a checkpoint could hurt, the hours of repeating dont add a HUGE amount to the game :p

[Star Worms]

Maybe on one question you could have 2 correct answers - one giving you the checkpoint, and letting you continue, and another which just lets you continue, just to throw a few people :p

[pilot62]

A checkpoint would be nice, yea. Once you've got 70 odd questions in, you've learn most of them off by heart anyway, but it just takes more and more time to get all the way back to where you were.

[Melon]

Personally, a checkpoint would be nice, but I'm wondering how your skips will be handled. If you use one up before the checkpoint, will you only be able to re-gain it by not using it the next time? Or will skips be reset or something? I'm not sure what would be the best way to handle them.

[Pigbuster]

You could make it so they only get the checkpoint if they haven't used any skips up to that point.

[*Splinter*]

or, one level where you can use all 3 skips if you have them and get a checkpoinnt. OR just click a button if you have not enough skips to pass the question with no checkpoint.

Then you get yoiur skips back of course, or not, whatever

[Kelster23]

It'd be evil if the checkpoint was only on the second to last question. Be challenging, and not at the same time... if you get what I mean.

[Slick]

I say in the middle of the game your given an option to USE the checkpoint. Whether your doing good or not.


Oh...and if you choose to use the checkpoint you automatically lose. Because you've chosen the path of the WUSS. And to WIN the impossible quiz is for WINNERS. It all makes sense, yes?

Also splapp, you should add some loser awards. So instead of just dying, they get a half, halfarsed award for sucking so bad. :cool:

[Iguana]

I say in the middle of the game your given an option to USE the checkpoint. Whether your doing good or not.


Oh...and if you choose to use the checkpoint you automatically lose. Because you've chosen the path of the WUSS. And to WIN the impossible quiz is for WINNERS. It all makes sense, yes?
Seconded. :p

[Kelster23]

I say in the middle of the game your given an option to USE the checkpoint. Whether your doing good or not.


Oh...and if you choose to use the checkpoint you automatically lose. Because you've chosen the path of the WUSS. And to WIN the impossible quiz is for WINNERS. It all makes sense, yes?

Also splapp, you should add some loser awards. So instead of just dying, they get a half, halfarsed award for sucking so bad. :cool:

That's the way to go! :cool:

[McMaster]

I am stuck at question 62. I don't know what thing I must press to go to the next question! Please help!

[Pigbuster]

Read the question carefully.

Hmm... seems like it's typed with a lisp.
Now if "MOTH" was said with a lisp, then what is he really trying to say?

[hdhdhd]

I can't finish the one where you have to charge the laser.

[Metal Alex]

I can't finish the one where you have to charge the laser.

click it.

CLICK IT LIKE A MANIAC.