Poke Zeor and Die 2: The Forum Game

[Zero72]

You are in a room. The room may or may not be part of a nondescript warehouse.

You see here Zeor.

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[Pickleworm]

>Get flask

[Zero72]

Ye cannot get ye flask.

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[Pickleworm]

>Make exaggerated hand motions to get Zero's attention, then ask him to retrieve the flask for me

[Zero72]

Zeor sees your exaggerated hand motions and thinks you are trying to flag down an aircraft. Fearing a mishap relating to this, he exits the room to be safe. Eventually, your arms fall off and you bleed to death.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is Sandwich out of a possible 100.

Play again? Y/N

[Error404]

>Since Pickle died and can't recieve his well earned sandwich, i take it and eat it...

[Zero72]

No actual sandwich exists. The air is rather bland and does little to satiate you.

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[FutureWorm]

>look around room

[Zero72]

The room is nondescript. It has a few doors and windows, none of which are of vital importance.

You see here Zeor.

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[Pigbuster]

>ZEOR SPLODE. omg.

[Zero72]

You do not see any SPLODEs here to ZEOR.

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[SomePerson]

>belch loudly

[Zero72]

Zeor laughs.

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[thomasp]

>Pokes Zeor

[bonz]

>Enter warehouse with a large bundle of money.
>Make exaggerated hand motions with money to get Zero's attention.

[Xinos]

> go Dennis

[UnKnown X]

>Point in random direction and shout, "Look, a distraction!"

[Paul.Power]

> Go up to the sixth floor so I can get in to the South Front.

Sorry, I've just been locked in the UL.

[Zero72]

>Pokes ZeorYou DIE.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is NOTHING. You FAIL.
Play again? Y/N>Enter warehouse with a large bundle of money.In order to get a large bundle of money, you find it necessary to rob a bank. You are able to evade the police for long enough to reach this room.

The room is empty, save a few doors and windows of nonvital importance.

You see here Zeor.>Make exaggerated hand motions with money to get Zero's attention.Zeor looks at you like you have lobsters crawling out of your ears.

The police arrive. You are arrested and sentenced to death on a technicality.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is 12 out of a possible 100, simply because 12 is a pretty neat number.
Play again? Y/N> go DennisDennis appears from thin air and goes. You are enthralled.

Zeor shifts his weight to the other foot.

>>Point in random direction and shout, "Look, a distraction!"Zeor looks in the indicated direction.

As this happens, for some reason, you are caught in a stampede of hippos.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is Bob out of 100.
Play again? Y/N> Go up to the sixth floor so I can get in to the South Front.You go NORTH to the sixth floor, but get lost in the perilous stairway maze of perilous doom. You try going WEST, UP, NORTH BY DOWN-EAST, and PARROT, but you remain in the stairway. Finally, you arrive back in the room in which you started. It is unchanged, except that Zeor is wearing a silly hat.

You see here Zeor.
You see here a silly hat (worn by Zeor).

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[bonz]

Your score is 12 out of a possible 100, simply because 12 is a pretty neat number.
Play again? Y/N
No, thanks.
12 is enough for me to get cigarettes in jail and not having to pick up the soap in the shower.

[MtlAngelus]

>take taco out of pocket and eat it
>ask for a coke

[Zero72]

>take taco out of pocket and eat itDespite the buildup of lint, the taco eases your hunger.
>ask for a cokeZeor carries only Pepsi products.

[Pigbuster]

>Ask Zeor about yon silly hat.

[Zero72]

Zeor explains that the silly hat grants him access to some obscure secret club.

It is silly-shaped, silly-colored and has silly things duct-taped to it at random.

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[MtlAngelus]

Zeor carries only Pepsi products.
>attempt to kill zeor

[Zero72]

Zeor produces the Z-Saber, which increases his odds against you. You, unarmed, are utterly outclassed. That'll teach you to attack people, ya big meanie.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is 4 out of 100.
Play again? Y/N

[MtlAngelus]

Y
>run in circles screaming until receive a coke

[SupSuper]

> spawn huge heavy indestructible unavoidable boulder over zeor

[Zero72]

Y
>run in circles screaming until receive a cokeYou annoy Zeor.> spawn huge heavy indestructible unavoidable boulder over zeorYou die.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

You don't even get a score.
Play again? Y/N

[MtlAngelus]

>kick Zeor in the nuts and run

[Zero72]

>kick Zeor in the nuts and run
Zeor produces an MP7 carefully concealed under his jacket and guns you down before you make it to the door. He does not conserve ammo.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is pi.
Play again? Y/N

[MtlAngelus]

Y
>stare at Zeor and attempt to read mind

[Zero72]

Y
>stare at Zeor and attempt to read mind
Your eyes meet. The entire room takes on a dead silence as the two of you stare into each other's souls. The harder you try to tap into Zeor's consciousness, the more a growing pain in the back of your head develops. After almost 4 minutes of this, both your heads explode messily.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is 37 out of 100.
Play again? Y/N

[Slick]

>Sees Zero. Offers muffin to Zero.
Asks Zero of wife and children.

[Zero72]

Zeor suggests you learn how to enter text adventure game commands.

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[MtlAngelus]

Y
>paint mustache on Zeor

[Slick]

:(
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[Error404]

>Pulls a big Soldat poster signed by all the authors/staff and dedicated specially to Zeor out of the pocket and starts to wave it

[UnKnown X]

> Put a bottle of crabs on Zero's face before licking a toad. It tastes good. Next, dance around a strawberry and ride on a cat in the warehouse. It was fun. Offer cat-ride for Zero; mention that he can eat his luxurious crabs whilst riding.

[Zero72]

Y
>paint mustache on ZeorZeor steals the marker and writes BUTT on every available exposed inch of your skin.

>:(You are eaten by a grue.

***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is :o.
Play again? Y/N>Pulls a big Soldat poster signed by all the authors/staff and dedicated specially to Zeor out of the pocket and starts to wave itZeor suggests you learn how to enter commands for text adventure games and to learn how many people made Soldat.

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[thomasp]

> Set mode: return from dead
> Set state: Ghost
> Pokes Zeor again
> Haunts Zeor for good measure

[MtlAngelus]

>take marker back and stab Zeor with it

[UnKnown X]

> Get angry and throw cat at Zero for not listening.

[Traxada]

>Kill all american's in said room

[UnKnown X]

> Kill everyone who ca'nt use apostrophe's correctly.

[philby4000]

> sees Zeor.

> INITIATES NINJA MODE.

[Error404]

>Apologizes for not knowing how to play
>Hangs himself

[SomePerson]

>htgieahgjohaipg

[Slick]

Y
>Find lard to sudduce Zeor.

[Traxada]

>Unknown is given the term "shallow and pedantic". Therefore Unknown dies in an explosion of blood and bone

[UnKnown X]

> Say "Traxada isn't the admin of this server"

[Zero72]

Improper syntax will henceforth be ignored. :p>take marker back and stab Zeor with itThe marker is not a very good stabbing weapon. Zero stabs you with a real one. Eight times.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is 2 out of 100.
Play again? Y/N> Get angry and throw cat at Zero for not listening.Are you sure you want to quit? Y/N

Warning: Pressing space bar will detonate computer

>>Kill all american's in said roomThe room contains only one American, and the only item in his posession is the Z-Saber. You attempt to kill the Z-Saber, but it is inanimate. He stabs you with it. Eight times.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is -100 out of 100, you hateful asswipe.
You don't get to play again. Go to hell.> Kill everyone who ca'nt use apostrophe's correctly.You dodge the boulder.

>>htgieahgjohaipgWhat do you want to htgieahgjohaipg with?

>>Find lard to sudduce Zeor.You find some lard. He is unimpressed by it.

THIEF appears. Your wallet feels lighter. THIEF disappears.

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[UnKnown X]

>Glare at Zeor

[MtlAngelus]

Y
>Pour hot sauce on Zeor's eyes.

[Zero72]

>Glare at ZeorZeor finishes repairing the game. He wonders why you are glaring at him. He glares back.

>>Pour hot sauce on Zeor's eyes.Zeor explodes violently. The explosion levels half of the city. You are reduced to your composite atoms.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is 29 out of 100.
Play again? Y/N

[MtlAngelus]

Y
>Purchase Teleporting device, and procede to pour hot sauce at Zeor's eyes and jump to teleporter right afterwards.

[Zero72]

Y
>Purchase Teleporting device, and procede to pour hot sauce at Zeor's eyes and jump to teleporter right afterwards.
The Decoy Zeor works perfectly. The real Zeor places a bomb on the teleport device, rendering you unable to return to the room alive.

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[FutureWorm]

>yell "LOL INTERNET"

[Zero72]

>yell "LOL INTERNET"
A black hole appears. You and Zeor are sucked into an alternate dimension populated entirely by people named Al. You and Zeor are killed in a giant riot for being named something else.

***YOU HAVE DIED***

Your score is Astronomy is one of the oldest sciences with a scientific methodology existing at the time of ancient Greece and advanced observation techniques possibly much earlier (see archaeoastronomy). Historically, amateur astronomers have contributed to many important astronomical discoveries, and astronomy is one of the few sciences where amateurs can still play an active role, especially in the discovery and observation of transient phenomena.

Modern astronomy as practised is not to be confused with astrology, the belief system that states that people's destiny and human affairs in general are correlated to the positions of celestial objects in the skies. out of 100.
Play again? Y/N

[FutureWorm]

Y

>Be diplomatic

[UnKnown X]

>Raise eyebrow

[MtlAngelus]

>use ninja skills to separate spirit from the body, reach Zeor and poke Zeor's spirit

[Slick]

>Fart on Zero
>Run away fast
>laugh

[thomasp]

Y
> Set mode: return from dead
> Set state: Ghost
> Pokes Zeor again
> Haunts Zeor for good measure

[SupSuper]

> die without poking zeor

[Xinos]

> Press Submit Reply

[Paul.Power]

> Drive Steamroller

[Traxada]

> Ressurection spell
> Kill Zero for thinking I hate americans.....which I do....not all of them though
> Laugh maniacally into a lightning scorched sky

[UnKnown X]

>Throw a Megaman game at Zeor.

[Zero72]

The game will now terminate because I can no longer be assed to run it.

Your collective score is Hat out of 100.

[Slick]

>Dies a little inside. :(

[MtlAngelus]

> :(