A Lovely Juvely Caption Compo by Oft! [Archive]

Oft99

21 Apr 2006, 12:28

i've just been reading Tgworm's "what happens next?" and thought it was about time we also had another caption compotition. (<---i'm sure that is not spelt correctly)

same rules apply, the funniest wins and then i shall post another pic to caption. every now and then i might use a pic that isnt from a Team17 game. (expect to see a few sonic pictures)

FIRST!

PS: sorry it had to be a JPEG

EDIT: oh almost forgot, it would be nice if you could put your points in your sig...and i might be too lazy to do a prize picture for the winner but you never know.

Gardy Looo

21 Apr 2006, 12:32

Their gumless faces are staring, can't you see?

Oft99

21 Apr 2006, 12:46

i might enter in my own compo:

"One normal shiney happy day in jolly rainbow land"

psyke o_0

21 Apr 2006, 13:19

"gee what shall we do now rob?.....My name is oliver ಠ_ಠ"

Liketyspli

21 Apr 2006, 14:40

''WTF r u staring @!1? n00b!!111''

Paul.Power

21 Apr 2006, 14:47

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Cisken1

21 Apr 2006, 17:18

Oliver: Do you see that?
Domingo: Yes
Oliver: Cool...

WormGod

21 Apr 2006, 17:51

Oliver and Domingo were actually fooled by April's landscape picture.

RenBB

21 Apr 2006, 18:09

Domingo: Is that a missile?
Oliver: What? You mean the OMGGIANT red thingy that is flying up to us at high speed?
Domingo: Yeah.
Oliver: Damn...
Boomness!!!
:p

Phat Lewt

21 Apr 2006, 19:59

"Why is that person on the other side holding a controller? And why is he grinning devilishlY?? AND WHY IS HE SELECTING ARMAGEDDON OMGWTFLOLBBQ RUNNN!11!1shiftoneleven!!1111!!1"

Splapp

22 Apr 2006, 02:17

Oliver and Domingo were shocked to find a camera crew living on the island.

Zero72

22 Apr 2006, 04:59

"...........................Yup, here we are, in the caption competition. .................................................. ....Yup."

tgworm

22 Apr 2006, 10:44

"AAARrrggghh......a slug"
Preasures one was better

Oft99

22 Apr 2006, 11:13

any more before i decide a winner and we move on?

Scotworm

22 Apr 2006, 13:11

"Damn campers. *Shotgun*"

>DoomWorm<

22 Apr 2006, 14:46

Off-topic: lol, my name in real life is Oliver. ;)

Oft99

22 Apr 2006, 17:49

Off-topic: lol, my name in real life is Oliver. ;)
so's mine!
hence the "o" in oft.*
and also hance why the worm is called that in the pic!
and domingo is the name of....actualy, i don't think i should tell you that, he'll get angry.

*(oft is my initials, hence my name)

RenBB

22 Apr 2006, 19:20

*(oft is my initials, hence my name)

Oliver FoxTrot?:eek:

When are you going to decide the winner?

Star Worms

22 Apr 2006, 20:23

Oliver and Domingo stare blankly as Shiela shakes her coconuts in front of them

WeXzuZ

22 Apr 2006, 20:36

i might enter in my own compo
Then don't win too often =P j/k

Domingo: ...okay, now just a little bit further and I think the picture will be cool
*splash*
Oliver: Hey, now the camera man drowned...

E-102 Worm

22 Apr 2006, 23:44

Domingo: "Hey dude, are you gonna take a picture or not? It's been 45 minutes now!!"
Cameraman: "Just hold on! The camera's not ready yet!"
Oliver: "Hurry it up then, I've been desperate to go to the toilet for 30 minutes now!"

Oft99

23 Apr 2006, 12:01

WINNER! who gets a point:
"...........................Yup, here we are, in the caption competition. .................................................. ....Yup."

RUNNERS UP: who both get 1/2 a point:

Domingo: "Hey dude, are you gonna take a picture or not? It's been 45 minutes now!!"
Cameraman: "Just hold on! The camera's not ready yet!"
Oliver: "Hurry it up then, I've been desperate to go to the toilet for 30 minutes now!"

Oliver and Domingo stare blankly as Shiela shakes her coconuts in front of them

There was no perticular reason why i liked zero's i just generaly thought it was funny.

I would apreciate it if you guys could put your scores in your sigs.

NEXT: and slightly less dialog style captions this time, ey? unless there's nothing else you can think of...

PS: grrr i hate JPEGs but i had to so it didnt exceed the filesize limit.

EDIT: my submission:
"me and my gang are gonna take you down boy! hehe this is gonna be fun."

Plasma

23 Apr 2006, 12:15

PS: grrr i hate JPEGs but i had to so it didnt exceed the filesize limit.
Then save as PNGs.

Oft99

23 Apr 2006, 12:35

Then save as PNGs.
if i save as a PNG it will be only just over the filesize limit so i can't, im afraid.

PNG does shorten the filesize but not as much as JPEG, i always save my drawn pictures in PNG though.

Cisken1

23 Apr 2006, 16:13

"I've Got Glasses!!!"

Liketyspli

23 Apr 2006, 17:26

PNG only makes the pics small size if it hasnt got much colours.

And my entry:

WTF!

Shockdude

23 Apr 2006, 18:28

"hey, we all have hats!"
"but wait, he has glasses..."

wormy99

23 Apr 2006, 21:12

"Fear us! for we have things on our heads! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Zero72

24 Apr 2006, 04:40

Edgar failed to realize that displaying the number 17 was a serious dress code violation.

psyke o_0

24 Apr 2006, 07:14

U GONNA GET RAPED >:O ((sorry had too XD ))

philby4000

24 Apr 2006, 16:23

Quick question, are ther going to be any pictures that feature anything more exciting than some worms staring into space?

tgworm

24 Apr 2006, 17:05

This is obviously nothing compared to the what happens next thread;)

Oft99

24 Apr 2006, 18:20

Quick question, are ther going to be any pictures that feature anything more exciting than some worms staring into space?
the ones i have so far are just pics of staring worms i used for desktops....but i'll go out and take some completely new screenshots soon.

i'll accept a few more before i accept a winner and we move on. i've got a quite nice picture for the next one.

EDIT: new idea: i might also use some of my old drawings for you guys to caption, theres a good idea.

Plasma

24 Apr 2006, 18:20

EDIT: new idea: i might also use some of my old drawings for you guys to caption, theres a good idea.
...or perhaps not

Oft99

24 Apr 2006, 18:23

...or perhaps not
you wait and see there ol' matey!

the ones i have so far are just pics of staring worms i used for desktops....but i'll go out and take some completely new screenshots soon.

oh yeah and not to mention i can also nab some good'ns of the worms 3d site.

Star Worms

24 Apr 2006, 19:28

Beware: Chavs.

Liketyspli

24 Apr 2006, 20:56

Where?! Chavs?!!?!?!? DIE DIE DIE!!!! CHAVS DIE!!!! KILLLL!!!!!!!!! KILL ALL THE CHAVS!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!! GRAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

Oft99

24 Apr 2006, 21:10

TEH WINZOR! who gets a point:

Beware: Chavs

TEH RUNNORZ UPZORZ! who both get half a point:

Edgar failed to realize that displaying the number 17 was a serious dress code violation.

"Fear us! for we have things on our heads! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Didn't have many goods ones coming this time round but it apears Star Worms bagged the win right on the last minute.

NEXT PICTURE!

Less worms, slightly less blank staring into nothingness, MORE SONIC! YAYYYYYY!

PS: chao are cute :p the chao in this pic is called nadger btw

my submmsion: Oh, don't run away from me, nadger! i only wan't to tear you up and eat you!
Conclusion: SONIC IS A CANIBAL WHO EATS CHAO! OMGFBANANA!

wormy99

24 Apr 2006, 21:19

"must-stare-at-void,-must-talk-in-sentence-fragments"

Liketyspli

24 Apr 2006, 21:34

Oh noes, mutated Rabit!!!! Run!

E-102 Worm

24 Apr 2006, 23:51

Sonic: "Is it me, or did that rabbit-looking chao paint himself again!?"

Paul.Power

25 Apr 2006, 02:42

Sonic: "Oh crap, I walked through the wrong door again..."

Zero72

25 Apr 2006, 10:36

"...I am NEVER eating an entire medium mushroom and pineapple pizza before bed again."

Plasma

25 Apr 2006, 18:05

"Sonic: I hate easter..."

Star Worms

25 Apr 2006, 18:41

Never, ever, ever cross a flamingo with a panda.

Oft99

25 Apr 2006, 20:49

info: the next pic, which i shall submit tommorow after school (my first day back tommorow) is a nice action pic i got off the W4:M site.

WormOfFire

26 Apr 2006, 16:14

"Sonic:Well,you need to improve the shape the...uh..everything"

Oft99

26 Apr 2006, 17:55

a few more before i decide a winner?

>DoomWorm<

26 Apr 2006, 17:59

Sonic: "im not going to smoke again... never... *shudder*"
Werid chao: "A-BEEEKEKEY-FABU!"

WormGod

26 Apr 2006, 19:02

It took Sonic a while to realise that Nadger was the one behind that fake rainbow.

Oft99

29 Apr 2006, 11:58

sorry about my short absence:

WINNER! 1 point to you!
It took Sonic a while to realise that Nadger was the one behind that fake rainbow.
i don't know why i liked the above, maybe it's because i don't get it or something :-/

RUNNERS UP! 5 points to the two of you, kidding! you two only get half a point.
Never, ever, ever cross a flamingo with a panda.
"Sonic: Well,you need to improve the shape and the...uh..everything"

Plenty of good ones that time round:
AND HERES THE NEXT PIC!

my submmision:
What happened when the farmers went on strike...

Plasma

29 Apr 2006, 13:31

"chicken run"

Liketyspli

29 Apr 2006, 13:59

''LoLCoW'' (Laughing out Load Chicken own Worms...)

E-102 Worm

29 Apr 2006, 14:37

"It's raining chickens!"

Star Worms

29 Apr 2006, 15:10

Caution: Bird Flu. Please wear your gas masks.

Liketyspli

29 Apr 2006, 16:31

"It's raining chickens!"

you forgot the ''Halleluja'' part :P

crazyrems

1 May 2006, 17:22

everybody:"wwWWWOOOOOoooooww"
the worm in right top corner:"splendid"

>DoomWorm<

6 May 2006, 14:08

As soon as the chickens started farting everything was chaos.

psyke o_0

6 May 2006, 14:32

Soldier: "What mode of transport will we use sir !?"
General: ".....a train....yes"

Paul.Power

6 May 2006, 20:25

Never play Chicken with a train.

Oft99

7 May 2006, 16:48

WINNER: 4 p01n7 2 u
As soon as the chickens started farting everything was chaos.

RUNNERS UP: 1/2 4 p01n7 2 807h 0f u

Caution: Bird Flu. Please wear your gas masks.

Never play Chicken with a train.

the next pic will be coming hang on...

EDIT: 'ere!

mine: Indiana jones just recently grew a moustache...

Plasma

7 May 2006, 17:02

Ooh, easy on 'em baked beans sheriff.

shadowman

7 May 2006, 22:30

This'll hurt in the Mornin'.

>DoomWorm<

8 May 2006, 20:10

Ooh, easy on 'em baked beans sheriff.
That gave me a laugh.

@OFT Besides, thanks you for point.

" 'ey, i hav'nt leaked in a whiiiIIILLLLEEEE!!! *a sploded bladderness* "

Plasma

8 May 2006, 20:20

*a sploded bladderness* "
Do worms even have bladders?

Preasure

8 May 2006, 20:38

A caption competition? How original! :p

Well good luck with it, seriously. Though if it's still around after my exams I'll be forced to reopen the first one and thrash you. :p ;)

WormGod

8 May 2006, 20:39

"I'll just snatch this camera 'ere..."

Cisken1

8 May 2006, 23:13

The cameraman knew he should have stayed in bed this morning...

Liketyspli

9 May 2006, 08:02

''OMG! i have been saved as JPG in paint!''

Paul.Power

9 May 2006, 15:49

Ooh, easy on 'em baked beans sheriff.Unfortunately, I can't think of a better one than that, so I'm not going to enter.

>DoomWorm<

9 May 2006, 18:23

Unfortunately, I can't think of a better one than that, so I'm not going to enter.
Yah, that's what i thought, exactly like that. Plus my damn foot keeps falling off.

Star Worms

9 May 2006, 19:40

We ran out of teleports so we had to improvise.

>DoomWorm<

9 May 2006, 19:42

Do worms even have bladders?
That, i don't know. I haven't, like, dissected a living worm-

Cisken1

9 May 2006, 20:32

That, i don't know. I haven't, like, dissected a living worm-
I have in class and, yes, they have... *still has nightmares*

>DoomWorm<

10 May 2006, 14:11

I have in class and, yes, they have... *still has nightmares*
Then, it's settled. :)

Geckogirl

11 May 2006, 21:33

Sherrifs in Action

Coming soon to a worms theater near you!

Oft99

13 May 2006, 18:03

A caption competition? How original! :p

Well good luck with it, seriously. Though if it's still around after my exams I'll be forced to reopen the first one and thrash you. :p ;)
go ahead. no, really! yours will always be the better one and i like yours because people reply with funny captions, and i always like a laugh.

...not to mention i can enter in it with a chance (although probably a small one) of winning...

i'm gonna decide the winners in a few seconds when i get the next pic ready.

EDIT: ok!
Winner: 1 point to you:
Ooh, easy on 'em baked beans sheriff.

the winner was clear right from the start... nice'un plasma!

Runners up: 1/2 a point to both of you:
This'll hurt in the Mornin'.

We ran out of teleports so we had to improvise.

IMO this was the best round. the entrys were very funny and (good for me) the winners were quite clear at the end.

NEXT!!!

>DoomWorm<

14 May 2006, 12:56

Everybody started grinning when something came sneaking out from the ol' lady.

Paul.Power

14 May 2006, 13:23

Eeh, it's not safe to walk the streets these days...

Cisken1

14 May 2006, 14:02

Pirate worm: Bingo's over there ma'am!

Gardy Looo

14 May 2006, 14:33

Pirate worm: What's cookin', wrinkly lookin'?
:p I know it's bad.

Star Worms

14 May 2006, 14:46

Yes Jimmy, I think she would recognise us if we mugged her.

Geckogirl

15 May 2006, 21:08

rabbit worm: Um, guys... i think she's about to fart :eek:

Oft99

20 May 2006, 10:11

WINNER: you get a point and an apple
Yes Jimmy, I think she would recognise us if we mugged her.

RUNNERS UP: you two get half a point and a ded N map (not really)
rabbit worm: Um, guys... i think she's about to fart
Pirate worm: Bingo's over there ma'am!

new pic will be coming hang on...

PS: it'll be a W3D one this time

EDIT: piccy time! ...and i was wrong about the W3D thing...

Gardy Looo

20 May 2006, 10:37

This wee pea shooter will blow out y'er haggis, bonnie lass!

Star Worms

20 May 2006, 11:19

This is a crap telescope, I can't even see the clouds!

Liketyspli

20 May 2006, 12:14

''With my new toy ill kill them chavs from a few pics ago''

>DoomWorm<

20 May 2006, 12:44

"Yay free hamsters."

Oft99

20 May 2006, 17:53

some great ones coming already!

big LOL at doomworm and star worms

Plasma

20 May 2006, 20:47

Eek! My minigun grew legs!

Oft99

22 May 2006, 19:22

caption from me:
"oooh, I wonder what thes wee button does!"

Zero72

23 May 2006, 11:28

McDunstan's grand plan was nearing cataclysmic failure. Nobody even found the "kick me" sign funny, either.

Cisken1

23 May 2006, 23:13

--- Warning! ---

do not operate while wearing silly costumes to avoid injuries!

WormOfFire

26 May 2006, 21:44

"Oooooooh!Shiny lever"

Rabble

27 May 2006, 05:46

"The blue Antenna reminds me of home."

Error404

27 May 2006, 05:54

"The blue Antenna reminds me of The Tick"

Paul.Power

27 May 2006, 10:30

"Sit! Good doggie!"

Geckogirl

27 May 2006, 21:19

A little voice in McDunstan's head squeaks "i'd rather not touch it...", but he can't hear it cause an even louder voice in his head yells "USE IT! BLOW IT! KILL IT! NOW!!!"