- V A D E R -

[UnKnown X]

Uhh, there is a dynamite in the flowers... BEWM!

[Wishmaster]

lol, yeah,

Vader, ever get the feeling your wireless mouse is slowly moving away form its original position? I seem to have to move it back as after a half hour of fps its like a full arms reach away.

[Vader]

lol, yeah,

Vader, ever get the feeling your wireless mouse is slowly moving away form its original position? I seem to have to move it back as after a half hour of fps its like a full arms reach away.

Nope...I generally dont move my wrist and only really have my fingerstips touching the mouse so I have alot of movement but the mouse is kinda pinned down.
I also don't play FPS because Halo is better on Xbox and Planetside costs money to play. All the rest suck.

[X-Worm]

Very nice art Vader. Hehe dynamite in the flowers! :D

[Alien King]

very nice pic vader.

very original

[Vader]

"what The Hell?!?!"

[MtlAngelus]

Lol, now that's original.

[Shadow259]

"what The Hell?!?!"

hey! it looks vaguely familiar.. i think i see that evil beast in the bathroom mirror
every morning! it scares me

very nice pic, and uh.. interesting

[Traxada]

Its The Upside Down Face Kid From Family Guy!!!!

[Zero72]

That happened to me once.

...or not.

[HuntaKilla]

Awwwww....it must be love. B E W M !
LOL nice pic! And if anyone cares to explain what B E W M means? Argh I don't know alot of these abbreviations. The upside-down worm is kewl, in a weird kinda way :p

[UnKnown X]

*sees pic*

LOL!! Haha, that's good!


Bewm = Booom!

[Alien King]

"what The Hell?!?!"

lol

nice pic vader. it's just horrible

[Shadow259]

it's just horrible

now isnt that the point of all of vaders pics?
who'd a thought that there could be good pics
that are horrible?

[Alien King]

hmmmm.

i really need to learn how to draw on the comp

[Dimworm]

Do you mind if I post a bit of tribute art Vader?

[Vader]

Do you mind if I post a bit of tribute art Vader?

lol yea...but no, but yea, but no, but yea, but no, but yea, but no, but yea, but no, but yea, but no because you know kelly smithson right well she got caught kissing daniel boycott in the shed but monique dont know about it yet but she aint gonna care anyway so they aint worryin about nothing and i didnt see it anyway

[Dimworm]

... so is that a "Yes I do mind, sling yer hook!", or a plain old "No, I don't mind."? If you do mind I'll get rid of it.

[Traxada]

nope cus you see cory caught dina feeling up that slag tanya behind the flats, yeah, but no, yeah and they got in trouble with the rosser, yeah? so u know what i mean yeah? but no, yeah but no, you see, you listneing?? yeah but you see it want my fault because tony stole that old mans bike and then sold it for a squirrel so you see it cant have been me, cus oyu know, you know, i was in bed... :rolleyes:

[Shadow259]

lol yea...but no, but yea, but no, but yea, but no, but yea, but no, but yea, but no, but yea, but no because you know kelly smithson right well she got caught kissing daniel boycott in the shed but monique dont know about it yet but she aint gonna care anyway so they aint worryin about nothing and i didnt see it anyway

what on bloody earth does all that mean!? :confused: :-/

[Vader]

You fick or suh'in?

[Alien King]

he said yes. well. yea to be more precise. then he just randomly typed some stuff afterwards

[philby4000]

*cough*LittleBritan*cough*

[Shadow259]

ok all that i understand from this page so far is what alien king said.. eveything else, i dont :p
maybe i just havent been on this forum long enough to understand

[Vader]

Eh eh EEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I want that one
but you dont like it
yea i know i want that one
but you dont like it
yea i know i want that one
but you dont like it
yea i know i want that one
but you dont like it
yea i know i want that one
but you dont like it
yea i know i want that one
but you dont like it
yea i know i want that one
but you dont like it
yea i know i want that one
okay fine

I DONT LIKE THIS ONE

[Traxada]

YEAH I KNOW

*My name is emily howard i am a lady!*

[Vader]

You're a very lovely looking lady...

[Alien King]

ok. enough pointless and un-understandable messages.

can't we just try to behave like normal people

[Vader]

no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but nyeoa

[Alien King]

spam alert.

where are thomasp and andrew talyor when u need em

[Vader]

Probably laughing alongside Trax, Philby and I, although thomasp is probably American so he will probably ban me or something and turn some jews into soap

[Traxada]

lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha

yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but nobut yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah :)

[Shadow259]

Probably laughing alongside Trax, Philby and I, although thomasp is probably American so he will probably ban me or something and turn some jews into soap

somehow, i think that the combonation of spamming, and the insult to americains is enough to ignore you.. so bye :-/

[Kjatte]

Before I say anything i suggest you ignore me too :D



Americans are stupider than the average european, It's a fact! How many people in europe says oh my god to everything they see and claim that they are the greatest nation in the world? :p

[Vader]

somehow, i think that the combonation of spamming, and the insult to americains is enough to ignore you.. so bye :-/

Actually I find spamming one's own thread the least spammy of spam genres, and if its entertaining fellow respected forum regulars then I dont think it can be considered spam at all.

Just because you dont get a joke doesnt mean it's spam.

Also I didnt insult Americans. At what point in history have Americans ever turned jews into soap? I insulted facist nazis.

Because shadow is ignoring me, in order for him to read this, would someone mind quoting me or something? Cheers.

[philby4000]

Actually I find spamming one's own thread the least spammy of spam genres, and if its entertaining fellow respected forum regulars then I dont think it can be considered spam at all.

Just because you dont get a joke doesnt mean it's spam.

Also I didnt insult Americans. At what point in history have Americans ever turned jews into soap? I insulted facist nazis.

Because shadow is ignoring me, in order for him to read this, would someone mind quoting me or something? Cheers.

Eh eh ehhhhh?

*rubs vader's face, then walks off with his desk*

[Traxada]

diddums!!!!

[Shadow259]

Actually I find spamming one's own thread the least spammy of spam genres, and if its entertaining fellow respected forum regulars then I dont think it can be considered spam at all.

Just because you dont get a joke doesnt mean it's spam.

Also I didnt insult Americans. At what point in history have Americans ever turned jews into soap? I insulted facist nazis.

Because shadow is ignoring me, in order for him to read this, would someone mind quoting me or something? Cheers.

you do relize that there is a "view post" icon, correct?
nice argument, and i may have done the wrong thing, but i really did enjoy this thread until you started spouting strange unknown phrazes. Oh yea and kjatte, nobody here NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY i know in person has ever EVER done all those things that you stated. *cough*rasist*cough*
i for a fact do NOT think that we are the best nation in the world. in fact, im pretty angry with the government and ourselves right now, and id rather live in france. case closed

[philby4000]

Nicely done!

Dicely none!

SPOONER!

Very good.

Rather.

Strictly hairy plums.

Only people who've heard the original radeo sieries will ge that.

[Vader]

If only I had a radio :(

I was lucky enough to catch them on BBC3 when they were first shown while I was at uni, but I dont have freeview here :(

double post edit:

you do relize that there is a "view post" icon, correct?


No I dont ignore people for dumb reasons

[Shadow259]

No I dont ignore people for dumb reasons

thanks i really needed that yea thanks. I thought that maybe you ignored poofer35 during his strange rampage through the forum.
you do also relize that its not hard to see any bright text, correct?

[philby4000]

thanks i really needed that yea thanks. I thought that maybe you ignored poofer35 during his strange rampage through the forum.
you do also relize that its not hard to see any bright text, correct?
The Bright tags are generaly used for "whispering"

Not hiding text.

fool

[Shadow259]

*looks around*
gaahh they got me surrounded
*collapses*
i surrender!

[Blinx]

IM THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE.


yea but no but no Im not gay

[Zero72]

*looks for the nearest heavy and/or pointy thing to throw at kjatte*

[xXSpIDerXx]

*plants a bomb in the village and runs away*
DIE GAY PEOPLE
j/k

[Vader]

*looks for the nearest heavy and/or pointy thing to throw at kjatte*

Yea, that was uncalled for Kjatte. People from America aren't that bad...it's the yanks I dont like. You know the sort, flying the flag outside their house, 2.4 children but a GMC truck to carry 30, his grandad had to kill the Jerry because no other country was capable, oh and then there's the whole language thing...
I met a guy once who said England was retarded because we cant think of original names for our places. At first I just laughed in his face bringing up places like New York and New England as examples of why he is dumb, but he went on to correct me. He stated he meant the comment as "Nowhere is named originally, for example Berkshire, Oxfordshire, Yorkshire...all end in shire", which makes us thick. Obviously. He also told me I dont speak English and there's no such language. I either speak British, Scottish, Welsh or Irish. Oh wait, we live in Europe so we also speak French and German from birth but we cant speak our own language for the life of us, let alone teach it to a bunch of opressive half baked retard slave drivers.


edit: oh, and Spider...there's nothing wrong with gay people, their brains are just a bit more floral.

[UnKnown X]

Vader, are you on painkillers or something? You've been kinda spammy lately...

Oh well, who am I to complain on that? But yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah, but no. Or yeah?

[Traxada]

Yea, that was uncalled for Kjatte. People from America aren't that bad...it's the yanks I dont like. You know the sort, flying the flag outside their house, 2.4 children but a GMC truck to carry 30, his grandad had to kill the Jerry because no other country was capable, oh and then there's the whole language thing...
I met a guy once who said England was retarded because we cant think of original names for our places. At first I just laughed in his face bringing up places like New York and New England as examples of why he is dumb, but he went on to correct me. He stated he meant the comment as "Nowhere is named originally, for example Berkshire, Oxfordshire, Yorkshire...all end in shire", which makes us thick. Obviously. He also told me I dont speak English and there's no such language. I either speak British, Scottish, Welsh or Irish. Oh wait, we live in Europe so we also speak French and German from birth but we cant speak our own language for the life of us, let alone teach it to a bunch of opressive half baked retard slave drivers.


edit: oh, and Spider...there's nothing wrong with gay people, their brains are just a bit more floral.


ahahaha vader youre my good twin!

[Vader]

Please dont turn my FanArt thread into an American Bashing thread.

Trax you've just outevilled everything i think....I mean me, the most evil of all evils being your good twin (suggesting you are my evil twin) would make you...i dunno if tehre's a word for it... E6V6I6L

[Traxada]

you said it! suffice to say, it is one of the words traxada cannot hear! ne!

[UnKnown X]

Please dont turn my FanArt thread into an American Bashing thread.
OK then... :(

[Alien King]

Please dont turn my FanArt thread into an American Bashing thread.

well i guess u'll have to keep it a fanart thread by posting some more art

[Vader]

Yes. Until then there's nothing for people to comment on is there?

Are were you telling me to hurry up about it? If you were you should die.

[Alien King]

i'm not asking u to hurry up.

i'm just saying that u havn't posted fanart for a while.

about me dying. mabye u r right. but that's something else

[xXSpIDerXx]

I'm suprised what can happen to an art thread when it's left by the artist for a few hours :eek:

[Vader]

From my point of view this thread is an active discussion in which I can inject pictures at any time day or night without anyone's permission or prior notice and they'll be commented on.

I dont care what people do in this thread as long as I get feedback on my work. That said I dont appreciate people dragging the quality of the thread down with uselessness, annoyingness, excessive bad humour or general bad vibes. Those rules do not apply to me of course.

Next time I do some fanart I will post it here...until then, if you have nothing to say in this thread then dont say anything until you do... If your only goal in this thread is to comment on my art and yet I have not posted any since you last commented then obviously you do not need to comment. If however you wish to take part in the random discussions and jokes the thread has produced and hopefully will produce long into the future, so be it.

So if you do only wish to comment on my art, and you are as keen as you seem to be AK, you should have about the same number posts in this thread as images I've posted.

I would give reasons why I haven't drawn anything, but should I have to? No. Lets just say I have a life outside Worms, albeit very Worms orientated lol

[Alien King]

i don't only comment on your art u know. that isn't the only reason y i post here.

(out of pure interest u understand. but what was the true answer to the, no but yea, but no but yeah. post?)

[Vader]

I dont mind people posting pics in here as long as they dont abuse the right and turn this into a general fanart thread.

I was also generalising in my previous post, although it was inspired by your post urging me to post another image.

[Wishmaster]

By using your style, what do you think then Vader?

Tis none other than an evil bugger of a worm...

[Vader]

I like it but it's not really my style, is it?

On an unrelated topic, I have pencil drawn spider

[Wishmaster]

Ok maybe it aint ure style. But i used some of the techniques u use.

Feh, whatever, just wanted an opinion. And ures is valued.

[Vader]

Like I say, I like it, I like the eyes, they look vicious :)

[BrainHurts]

Ooh thats good, this kind of fan-art makes me happy :D

[Vader]

http://forum.team17.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=13069&stc=1

[Wishmaster]

Lovely vader, nice to see you havent lost your good taste :/

Anyway, i noticed you draw very similar to ure pc art. wierd. i suck at drawing.

[Vader]

:rolleyes:

[Shadow259]

:rolleyes:

lol thats nice! eat his brains! oh wait do aliens have brains?

[HuntaKilla]

OMG can this thread get any funnier?? LOL all that random crap in the last 2 pages was just so...random.
Aahh...there should be a "spam bin" section around here.
btw good pic
LEPRECHAUNS!!

[xXSpIDerXx]

I like it but it's not really my style, is it?

On an unrelated topic, I have pencil drawn spider
Okay

*deletes the "0 4 VADER!" avatar*

[Vader]

Okay

*deletes the "0 4 VADER!" avatar*

Eh? You had a 0 4 VADER avatar? I never noticed...Im assuming you had it there until I drew you?

Uh...well i guess that means you liked it...uh....cheers?
not that i care about 04vader

[xXSpIDerXx]

Eh? You had a 0 4 VADER avatar? I never noticed...Im assuming you had it there until I drew you?

Uh...well i guess that means you liked it...uh....cheers?
not that i care about 04vader
Yeah, i had that av put on while--

Bah, you don't care anyway. Thankyo for the pic :)

[Alien King]

:rolleyes:

i sure am. u r thinking. "hmmm. how to eat his brains in a creative way"

looks like i'll have to grow another brain (again)

nice pic vader.

and shadow. smrow do have brains. just a little bit different and more green. most creatures don't like the look of em. but vader seems to think it is a real delicacy

[Shadow259]

i sure am. u r thinking. "hmmm. how to eat his brains in a creative way"

looks like i'll have to grow another brain (again)

nice pic vader.

and shadow. smrow do have brains. just a little bit different and more green. most creatures don't like the look of em. but vader seems to think it is a real delicacy

yea but smrow brains are just as easy to possess as regular brains

[Vader]

wth is a smrow?

[MtlAngelus]

wth is a smrow?
Apparently it's Alien Kings imaginary friend or something
It's also "worms" backwards

[Bucket]

wth is a smrow?

I think that "smrow" is "worms" but backyard ...

Example with your name : Vader = redaV

Now with worms : srmow = worms

Edit : Looks like Mtlangelus said it before me ...

[Vader]

yea i get that its backwards for worms, i meant wth is it? All of AK's imaginary friends? Or is his imaginary friend called Smrow?

[Shadow259]

yea i get that its backwards for worms, i meant wth is it? All of AK's imaginary friends? Or is his imaginary friend called Smrow?

nono, he made up a "race of aliens" that he is the king of. This race is the smrow.
Does that answer your question?

[Vader]

Yep... thanks

[xXSpIDerXx]

nono, he made up a "race of aliens" that he is the king of. This race is the smrow.
Does that answer your question?
smrow? I'd say he is more of a king of the citanul race

[Alien King]

Apparently it's Alien Kings imaginary friend or something
It's also "worms" backwards

smrow are the alien worms. ok. a single alien worm, is a mrow.

simple.

i don't get the imaginary friend bit. where did that come from.

[philby4000]

You've realy spent a lot of time thinking about this haven't you?

:p

[Alien King]

not really.

random ideas like that sometimes come into my head for no reason

[Vader]

It's because you are psychico

[Shadow259]

It's because you are psychico

nope! i know why! he's "special"

[xXSpIDerXx]

nope! i know why! he's "special"
He's one of the toidi race
Pronounced backwards

[Vader]

Yes. The Toidi's are from the planet "Noromrebu"

[Wishmaster]

Thats what i love about these forums everyone gets along.

well... :rolleyes: lol

[Alien King]

Yes. The Toidi's are from the planet "Noromrebu"

u and spider r so nice.

[Vader]

Did you just call me an Ecin you dratsab!?

[svenneundulat]

Did you just call me an Ecin you dratsab!?I suppose he did, what's wrong with beeing ecin now then :D, it's not all people's melody... but the tune lasts longer.

[Vader]

No way baby, live backwards, that's my motto.

double post edit:

:rolleyes:

[Dimworm]

Flash MX by the looks of it.

[Vader]

Allow me to clear it up for everyone:

I USE FLASH AND A WIRELESS MOUSE

I could be using Flash 3 for what I do...although I do use MX...if Paint could detect gaps like Flash and had as advanced a selection function I'd use Paint...

My point is the programme itself doesnt do anything creative or artistic. What is people's obsession with what programme people use?

[Vader]

I drew the star using the brush, then I used the soften edges to blur it, then I duplicated it a few times and made it concentric (getting smaller towards the middle), then I skewed it too look like it was on the floor.

I'm good with Flash, that's another reason I use it.

[UnKnown X]

Skewing and blurring stuff isn't hard. Well, it is with Flash, but not otherwise.

[Vader]

I drew the Sarge!

[SargeMcCluck]

Ooooooooo. Now that's *cool*.


*does a dance*

*dances a bit more*

I mean I love your art, especially the ones involving you and brains/blood/* but man.. that's cool. :D

[Vader]

Cheers mate :)

[Wishmaster]

indeed, flash is great for drawing.

And indeed Vader happens to be very good at using it. I like that you can set it to smooth out the lines a bit. V useful

[Vader]

I dont use ink, only paint. Er, the brush not the pencil...

[BrainHurts]

Ahh long time, no see.Nice pic of The Sarge there Vader.

[Vader]

I doodle on my desk and I thought I'd photograph it and call it fanart lol

http://wurmz.net/vader/images/desk2.jpg

[Alien King]

lol. nice drawings

[BrainHurts]

Ahhh, Whats happened!? I can't draw like I did before!! arrrrrrr....This is my newest pic. Horrible.

[Vader]

Oi, no stealing my thread, foo'

and now....Thumbthing for the weekend?
Ooooo....sorry about that one

[|8B>]

Very good!

[mocoworm]

Buh,haven't commented on you fer a long time...Still great stuff as usual,Vader! :)

[BrainHurts]

I was not trying to steal your thang', I was just schizzlin' ya know.

[|8B>]

I doodle on my desk and I thought I'd photograph it and call it fanart lol

http://wurmz.net/vader/images/desk2.jpg
desk2? Where's desk1?

[Vader]

desk2? Where's desk1?


desk1 is an uncropped massive jpeg which was pointless and remains on my hdd

Thanks moco! Your comments are always very much appreciated here :D

[BrainHurts]

when will we see your next pic Vader??

[Vader]

When I draw it probably. See how that works?

[BrainHurts]

Ahhh, that makes sense :)

[Vader]

:rolleyes:

[Monky face]

Hey Vader draving master, this is my fist pic ever on flash what do you thing drawing master?

And please dont lough your ass off k :)

[Vader]

do you want me to comment on the drawing itself or your use of flash?

picture is good, could be bigger which in turn would allow you to do more detail. The concept behind it is cool but dont assume that flash will make a good idea look good.

[Monky face]

I agree but dont know how to get them bigger and it cant take just flash i gotta open it in a other program!!!! :(

double post edit:

What du you think about this?

[Vader]

When you open flash press Ctrl+1 to make it go to 100% zoom, then draw your picture. When you have finished drawing, click File>Export to Image and choose the setting you require.

In the Include dropdown, choose Minimum Image Area. Adjust the quality to meet the 100k filesize limit.

Another tip at the start is to press Ctrl+J to bring up the properties box, and set the dimensions to 468x468. If your image exceeds the work area you know it's too big. In that case, you can either crop it or choose Full Document Size in the Include dropdown. Full document Size will ignore anything outside the work area and include any blank space within the work area, resulting in a 468x468 image no matter what.

I hope this helps.

[BrainHurts]

This goes for monkey and all of you other boofs, post fan-art in your own threads or june fan-art or ... you get it. :D

[Vader]

This goes for monkey and all of you other boofs, post fan-art in your own threads or june fan-art or ... you get it. :D

shut it you slag

[|8B>]

This goes for monkey and all of you other boofs, post fan-art in your own threads or june fan-art or ... you get it. :D
He was asking Vader a question. What was he supposed to do, start a new thread about it and ask Vader to go there?

[Monky face]

Thanks for the tip vader :D

[Vader]

See? Didnt do the thread any harm, did it BrainHurts?

[BrainHurts]

lol chill, I know this guy. He would have postet numerous pics and asked Vader if he liked them. Imagine that, hundreds of pics by a guy sucking up to Vader Quote: Is this good master?? Do you like this o' master Bla bla bla ...... No offence Monkey

[|8B>]

Those posts would have been deleted, had a moderator considered them inappropriate to the thread.

[Vader]

Imagine that, hundreds of pics by a guy sucking up to Vader

Compliments will get you everywhere, amiga.

[BrainHurts]

but jeese, that's litterally A** licking!

[Vader]

but jeese, that's litterally A** licking!

stop spamming my thread you idiot

[|8B>]

Calling him an idiot isn't likely to encourage him to do what you ask him to.

[BrainHurts]

Sry for my bad mood yesterday, Monky you know what made so angry...now I'll have to wait a whole week or so for it

[Monky face]

Sry for my bad mood yesterday, Monky you know what made so angry...now I'll have to wait a whole week or so for it
LoooooooL :p :D

[Vader]

Calling him an idiot isn't likely to encourage him to do what you ask him to.

using bright tags doesnt make you correct either, what's your point?

[|8B>]

My point is this: maybe you should stop flaming people.

[Vader]

Maybe you should stop commenting on people's attitudes before said someones burn you to death ;)

Get off my laaahhnd

[Monky face]

I Cant Fly Help Me!!

[|8B>]

And that is meant to mean what exactly?

[Run]

I think it means he requires your assistance getting off the ground.

[|8B>]

Mine personally? Well, I suppose you could always try shooting yourself with a bazooka, although I wouldn't advise it ;)
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*edit* Maybe it means he requires assistance getting off Vader's land :p

[Vader]

tick.....................tock..................... tick.....................tock

I don't think I'll be eating that any time soon...sounds stale.

[|8B>]

hmm. That sounds like the brain of |8B> bot, my own personal invention, which uses the formulae I have worked out to aim weapons and is just as useless at Worms as I am.

My brain on the other hand... I've recently been selected to potentially represent the UK at maths... :p

[Vader]

Nice. Being good with numbers doesnt mean you get jokes though hehe

I was chosen to represent the UK for memory skills. Trouble was I forgot what date it was on :p

[|8B>]

lol. I must admit my sense of humour is somewhat different from many people's... my attempt to promote Alien King's stalking strategy was frowned upon, to put it lightly ;)
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*edit* Nice.
Were you referring to my opportunity, or the flavour of my brain? :p

[Alien King]

ok. let's stop boasting how intelligent we all r.

i don't care.

now, back ontopic. nice pics vader

[Vader]

You only say that because you're thick as two short planks AK.

Anyone know what AK-47 stands for? I do :)

[Alien King]

does it matter how intelligent i am?

the AK-47. um, random guess taken from your point of veiw. Alien King has an IQ of 47

[Vader]

Nope.

It stands for "Avtomat Kalashnikova" and was design in 1947 by Mikhail Kalashnikov.

Now when someone quotes Jackie Brown with "When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last mother ****er in the room" you can tell them this random trivia and cause an uncomfortable silence.

[Shadow259]

im glad i wasnt in the room when you said that. good pics from a while ago, but i need more! moooorreee mmmmoooo... ok thats enough. all i have to say is that the pics are good, while the comidy is excillent

[Vader]

I'd draw more but I can't be bothered...meh

[Slick]

Love you work Vader! I find it hysterical.
:D
Heres a little fan art.

[Vader]

lol, nice!

Here is the logo I made for the band my mate plays saxamaphone in. http://www.damn-skippy.co.uk/
http://67.15.2.10/~wormy82/vader/images/ds01.gif

[pilot62]

vader you should start an assasination buissness.

You'd find it very furfilling

[UnKnown X]

lol, nice!

Here is the logo I made for the band my mate plays saxamaphone in. http://www.damn-skippy.co.uk/
http://67.15.2.10/~wormy82/vader/images/ds01.gif
That's nothing compared to your usual work. I like it though. Heaps better than anything I could do... >.<

[Vader]

That's nothing compared to your usual work. I like it though. Heaps better than anything I could do... >.<

The first rule of design: The client is always right.

My style is not an issue.

[Traxada]

The first rule of design: The client is always right.

My style is not an issue.

yup, even if that client is an aragant ******** he is always right, and you are merely the prank monkey trying to earn a paycheck

[thomasp]

This thread is about Vader's Fanart, not Star Wars.

Having just removed a load of off-topic posts from this thread, you, the posters in it are left with two options:

1. Go back to talking about Vader's Fanart, and not take this thread off topic
2. Carry on going off topic, and I will close the thread, thus making Vader very unhappy, and my PM inbox very full.

[Vader]

I have made a new fanart! Also I will post my picture of yoda! HOORJ!!1

[wccSplintr]

Nice art Vader, and welcome back (I think) :)

[Alien King]

I have made a new fanart! Also I will post my picture of yoda! HOORJ!!1

OMG!

he's back, with more great art!

[Fhwqhgads]

Oh god, he's back..I mean, hello! :rolleyes:
Nice, simple art. :D

[Made in]

The Number Of The Beast is alive again! :D

[MtlAngelus]

Ahaha that yoda kicks ass :p

[SargeMcCluck]

Finally! I can be your right hand man again mate ;)

[Cisken1]

cool! re-activated vader??? *covers brain*

[WormGod]

Ooh. Vader. 666 for m-

*gets killed*

[Vader]

My girlfriend read this whole thread! She must has a very juicy brain...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Scotworm]

Well, what can I say but...

*Dun dun dun duunnnnn*

Welcome back.

[Preasure]

Wahaey! Teh legend is back. Nice artages!

*Realises Vader has just broke his record for art thread resurection* Damn!

Post 1234! I'm never gonna have something like this again!

[Alien King]

Wahaey! Teh legend is back. Nice artages!

*Realises Vader has just broke his record for art thread resurection* Damn!

Post 1234! I'm never gonna have something like this again!

*cough*

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=7120&page=2&pp=30

MtlAngelus managed a 345 day gap

[Vader]

Well, it's nice to be remembered by people you've never met. I guess that makes me a celebrity? w00t!

More art after the weekend perhaps

[pilot62]

I doubt anyone with such a colourful personality as you will ever be forgotten, even by people who have meerly heard your name.

[Akuryou13]

what?! I've never posted here?! shame on me! how could I have missed such a famous thread with such cool art on it?!

anyway, welcome back Vader, long time no see. zero's over there *points* I'm sure some of his brain's grown back by now :rolleyes: leave mine in place, thanks. :p

[Preasure]

*cough*

http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=7120&page=2&pp=30

MtlAngelus managed a 345 day gap

Ah. Never saw that one. I'll just peacefully retreat into my hole.

[Pigbuster]

Well if it isn't Vader! I think you left before I really became a regular poster here. So the whole 666 For Vader thing kinda passed me by.
Anyway, welcome back.
Another big thread to read.

[Vader]

So many new faces...

So little time to draw!

I'm visiting my mum for the weekend so I shouldn't really be browsing forums, I should be talking to her! :confused:

[pilot62]

Oh well, as long as we can expect something reasonably soon.

[Blinx]

Let him take his time. I doubt many great painters made their works of art in 5 minutes. Unless their members of the Tate Modern. :p

[Alien King]

Let him take his time. I doubt many great painters made their works of art in 5 minutes. Unless their members of the Tate Modern. :p

no

memebers of the tate modern spend about 5 seconds, really

i went there, and there was a huge piece of paper just painted in the same colour of blue

[pilot62]

Let him take his time. I doubt many great painters made their works of art in 5 minutes. Unless their members of the Tate Modern. :p
Rolf Harris?

And the tate modern can hardly be called ''great''.

[Horigan]

Yes you're back, more crazy, brainy, fun art! :D

Well, it's nice to be remembered by people you've never met. I guess that makes me a celebrity? w00t!
You got it! :cool:

[Vader]

Imagine a roaring sound as the sword and the energy rushing out of it rip through the air....

FWOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!flapflap

[twoapenny]

Wow! nice sound effects! :p nice drawings vader!

[pilot62]

Wow, purple-age, gotta love that demonic expression.

[Vader]

Cheers, now I have earnt hours of WoWage

[Cyclaws]

Yes you have.

And gosh, that is one damn nice picture.

[Akuryou13]

Cheers, now I have earnt hours of WoWage enjoy, and may you not get raped by a pack of PKers who want nothing more than to run up to you, backstab you to death, and then vanish to wait for the next unsuspecting fool to cross their path (I'm friends with about 4 such people :p )

[pinoocho]

Imagine a roaring sound as the sword and the energy rushing out of it rip through the air....

FWOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!flapflap
Wow! Looks awesome! Mighty sword btw

[Vader]

tee-hee :D

[SargeMcCluck]

enjoy, and may you not get raped by a pack of PKers who want nothing more than to run up to you, backstab you to death, and then vanish to wait for the next unsuspecting fool to cross their path (I'm friends with about 4 such people :p )

99% of rogues on WoW suck cock. I hate rogues. Especially Alliance rogues.

[Akuryou13]

99% of rogues on WoW suck cock. I hate rogues. Especially Alliance rogues. does it help at all that my friends are horde? :p

[SargeMcCluck]

does it help at all that my friends are horde? :p

I didn't say horde rogues are not bad, but Alliance ones are generally worse.

[wccSplintr]

tee-hee :D
Heheh, pretty funny, nice pics

[mustard]

Yea, that was a nice one :D .

[pilot62]

tee-hee :D
Lol.

Incidentaly, if you happen to have feet and you step on a rake, it actualy hurts.

[Vader]

Is it a new fad, all this explaining jokes I have just made?

There seem to be quite a few people doing it these days :P

Incidentally I actually stood on a rake exactly like the one in the picture. It was in my mum's dark, damp, brick shed and yes, it does hurt. And no, the rake wasn't made by ACME

double post edit

I just realised, I dont think AndrewTaylor has commented in this thread... Which is probably more of a compliment than anything else ;)

[Cisken1]

I just realised, I dont think AndrewTaylor has commented in this thread... Which is probably more of a compliment than anything else ;)

Depends on what he says, if you look at my topic you'll see commenst by Andrew CAN be positive rarely but still!!!

[Akuryou13]

Depends on what he says, if you look at my topic you'll see commenst by Andrew CAN be positive rarely but still!!!think again. what he posted was likely elaborately sarcastic. :p

[SupSuper]

tee-hee :Drofl nice one vader! :D

[Tuke_Kid]

DRAW MEE!!!! please... i like your style alot, it rocks. and rolls. yeah.

[pilot62]

think again. what he posted was likely elaborately sarcastic. :p
Actualy (I just read his thread to see) it wasn't.

[Akuryou13]

Actualy (I just read his thread to see) it wasn't.WOW! miracles DO happen then :rolleyes:

[Cisken1]

think again. what he posted was likely elaborately sarcastic. :p

:rolleyes:

[Vader]

DRAW MEE!!!! please... i like your style alot, it rocks. and rolls. yeah.

I might consider it if I knew what you looked like!

[Alien King]

I might consider it if I knew what you looked like!

he's a doom worm

a worm with dooms breastplate and helmet (sry for the low quality of his av, i can't draw the helmet very well)

[Vader]

bad photo, reasonable drawing...

I need to get my scanner from my mum's house :P

[mustard]

nice one! :)

[Vader]

One for all you hippies out there

[Alien King]

One for all you hippies out there

lol

original, that's all i can say

[twoapenny]

One for all you hippies out there
ooh,took me a couple of secs too figure out... *ahem*

[Preasure]

Odd, but very nice, loads of great symetry and pattern-ness.

[pinoocho]

Oh, very nice and original. Good job Vader!

[E-102 Worm]

I looked at the whole thread, and the pics that I've seen are brilliant. :D

Good job, Vader. ;)

[Thnikk]

One for all you hippies out there

Trippy... clever.
Nice art, Vader!

[wccSplintr]

Cool, ingenious

[Scotworm]

One for all you hippies out there

I don't think that's hippy... it's the Yin and Yan sign from some religion, I forget what one. Nice job anyway.

[Akuryou13]

I don't think that's hippy... it's the Yin and Yan sign from some religion, I forget what one. Nice job anyway. buddhism I believe, but that's irrelevant. the symbol is commonly known to mean peace and harmony, and it was a rather popular symbol around the time of the hippies. :p

[SargeMcCluck]

buddhism I believe, but that's irrelevant. the symbol is commonly known to mean peace and harmony, and it was a rather popular symbol around the time of the hippies. :p

Nope, not from Buddhism. It's from ancient Chinese philosophy. It's generally thought of to possibly have come from an ancient religion. But today it's part of taoism and confucianism.

[Akuryou13]

It's from ancient Chinese philosophy. I knew that much :p I just didn't know what religion it was from, and assumed it was from SOME religion, so I guessed wildly :p

[The_Reapr]

You know what happens when you assume, Aku. ;)

Regardless, loving the art Vader. Can't wait to see more.

[OldSkoolCrazy]

Nope, not from Buddhism. It's from ancient Chinese philosophy. It's generally thought of to possibly have come from an ancient religion. But today it's part of taoism and confucianism.

Doesn't it meand there is a balance in the world between good and evil?

[Akuryou13]

Doesn't it meand there is a balance in the world between good and evil? it's literal interpretation is that there is a little bit of good in all things evil, and a little bit of evil in all things good, and though the two are opposites, they are always in perfect harmony.

[SargeMcCluck]

Doesn't it meand there is a balance in the world between good and evil?

Not just good and evil but everything. You can't have night without day. You can't have men without women. It's the ultimate symbol of true balance of all things.

And each Yin or Yang can be split into another Yin Yang.

[Akuryou13]

Here's something I drew for HK's contest that you're involved it!
http://img164.echo.cx/img164/4146/huntakillaandvader7rl.jpg nto a good idea to post your own art in someone else's thread without really good reason. keep your stuff in your own thread in the future......granted, it's not that big a deal since it does involve vader, but still try to keep your stuff to your own thread. ;)

[Vader]

Wow.

Over a year on and I'm still posting in this thread. Ahem.

I drew a statue of a primitive robo-worm. It's just a bust. Erm, yeah.

[SupSuper]

When I looked at that pic, I thought it was a representation of how dead this thread was.

[wormthingy]

nice :) .

[Vader]

When I looked at that pic, I thought it was a representation of how dead this thread was.

Perhaps it was, amigo. Perhaps it was.

I might add more at some point. I thought it was a bit pointless starting a new thread when I can reanimate a dead one.

This thread is like a zombie. Yes.

[E-102 Worm]

Wow.

Over a year on and I'm still posting in this thread. Ahem.

I drew a statue of a primitive robo-worm. It's just a bust. Erm, yeah.
Weird, but nice. :)
This thread is like a zombie. Yes.
The undead thread probably more like.

[farazparsa]

I thought you were supposed to eat brains not revive them. :/

Anyway, good job on getting back on track!

[Vader]

Eat brains, revive bodies, goto 10.

[Vader]

It's not really Worms fan art but it is art by a fan of Worms:

http://vader.wurmz.net/images/misc/peanut-eminem.png

[wormthingy]

have you evert thought of doing animations :)

[Vader]

I aspire to be an animator, yet I never animate anything.

I lack the confidence and inspiration.

[Cisken1]

I aspire to be an animator, yet I never animate anything.

I lack the confidence and inspiration.


NO YOU DON'T! You're just too lazy!:p

[wormthingy]

NO YOU DON'T! You're just too lazy!:p

a lazy pixel artist? :eek:

[Cisken1]

a lazy pixel artist? :eek:

Can GIMP still make any image into a tile?

:rolleyes:

[Vader]

I asked that because I have this image I want to use as a tile wallpaper but it looks rubbish tiled. It would be cool to do it in GIMP rather than work out how to do it myself, although if I knew how I would have done it in Photoshop by now.

I am lazy, though. I'm also a bit rubbish :P

[Vader]

Phwoar! Double post madness!

http://vader.wurmz.net/images/avatarloop.gif

[Star Worms]

It's not really Worms fan art but it is art by a fan of Worms:

http://vader.wurmz.net/images/misc/peanut-eminem.pngHeh, watched Hostel earlier on. That reminded me of it - such a funny film...

[Johnnynet]

Hey Vader Great stuff, Still doing Requests?

[farazparsa]

Phwoar! Double post madness!

http://vader.wurmz.net/images/avatarloop.gif
Tone the size down and you've got arguably the best sprite avatar on T17!

[Akuryou13]

Tone the size down and you've got arguably the best sprite avatar on T17!you've never done animation file-size compressions, have you? there's no chance of that being put down to 10k with the same quality.

[wormthingy]

Phwoar! Double post madness!

http://vader.wurmz.net/images/avatarloop.gif

holy hell! thats some nice use of sprites! but the grass is doing "non-loop stuff" at the part where it returns to the beginning
more of that stuff! nowz:mad:

btw, what program?

there's no chance of that being put down to 10k with the same quality.
correct! even at a 10 color pallette its 61,3 kb... :(
28423

[Akuryou13]

honestly don't see what's so amazing about that animation. sure, it's nice, but you guys are acting like it's the greatest thing since toast.

[MtlAngelus]

honestly don't see what's so amazing about that animation. sure, it's nice, but you guys are acting like it's the greatest thing since toast.
Jealous eh? :p

Yes it's not great, but it's fun to watch.

[Akuryou13]

Jealous eh? :pnot really. I could've done it myself with the exception of the grass. all he did was take Team17 animations and put them together smoothly. once again, not saying the result isn't nice, but it's hardly the best thing since toast either.

Yes it's not great, but it's fun to watch.this is true.

[Alien King]

not really. I could've done it myself with the exception of the grass.

The grass he used is the same grass used in W:A. It's on the website with the other W:A sprites.

[Akuryou13]

The grass he used is the same grass used in W:A. It's on the website with the other W:A sprites.uh.....that looks different to me....maybe I haven't played worms in too long?

[Vader]

All he did was take Team17 animations and put them together smoothly.

Actually, all I did was run W:A, perform the move, export the wagame to "video", open each exported image as a frame, draw a box on a new layer, move the box every frame to keep the action central to the box, crop the whole image to the size of the box, nudge the layers so the box on each frame was central to the frame, remove the box layer and optimise it.

So, basically, I didn't do much. I just like the concept more than anything else.