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\fs22 Saturday, September 25th 2004 - 12:43:17 AM\cf0 \
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\f1\fs26 \cf2 Greetings unworthy Stinkmeats, bow low as I [Super Dude the superest of dudes) has returned to his duties here, at this stupid website. SILENCE! Did i say you could speak? I thought i told you to keep your mouth shut. For I Super Dude have returned. \
Beware and tremble at my mighty feet of STINK! For they are even better than you, for they are a part of me. Unfortunalty the S D T P W A S B N A S A I S D has suffered some heavy loses, but not I (Super dude knows not of defeat). FEAR MY GECKO POWERS! Sandwhich. unfortunatly the rebel organization is trying to deny my awesome power, some people calling themselves, The Police, or something. But fear not they will not keep Super Dude down, but do fear the power of....Super Dude! These "Police" seem angry that I threw my stink child out the window, and I have agreed to do some service community, I was not forced because NO ONE FORCES A POWER THIS SUPER!!! I have begun teaching children the Atkins diet, so they'll be less fatty and more SUPER (but not as super as I, Super Dude). To help me in my quest I have assembled a team of unquestionable power! Of course we have my wife Wonder Wanda, and her mastery over the power of the POWERPOINT! And the mighty CARB-MAN! A man with the power to remove all the carbs from any object, and trust Super Dude things get pretty mushy when you remove all the carbohydrates from a living thing(trust Super Dude for he has the power over a...BIOLOGY MAJOR). And although Spider-Lion got cancer from the genetic splicing, do not worry I have created a new species, THE KAMIKAZE LEMMING. I'm sure you all know that lemmings jump off of cliffs, and if you don't who can blame you, for my intellict far surpasses yours. But with my mighty intelligence I have made a Lemming that attacks its foes by jumping off a cliff and hoping to land on an enemy that might be walking underneath, do not try to unravel the complexities of this, for only I super Dude can truly grasp the true AMAZING POWER of this. FEAR ME! Now I must be off my supervisor...I mean the Super-Sign calls me forth from my lunch break. Be away with ye!}