{\rtf1\mac\ansicpg10000\cocoartf102 {\fonttbl\f0\fnil\fcharset77 Verdana;\f1\fswiss\fcharset77 Helvetica;} {\colortbl;\red255\green255\blue255;\red102\green153\blue153;\red51\green102\blue102;} \margl1440\margr1440\vieww9000\viewh9000\viewkind0 \pard\tx560\tx1120\tx1680\tx2240\tx2800\tx3360\tx3920\tx4480\tx5040\tx5600\tx6160\tx6720\ql\qnatural \f0\fs22 \cf2 Super Dude \fs32 \cf0 \ \fs22 \cf2 Friday, October 25th 2002 - 12:44:48 AM\cf0 \ {\field{\*\fldinst{HYPERLINK "mailto:SuperDude@SuperDude.org"}}{\fldrslt \cf3 SuperDude@SuperDude.org}} \fs32 \cf2 \cf0 \ {\field{\*\fldinst{HYPERLINK "http://SuperDude.org/"}}{\fldrslt \fs22 \cf3 http://SuperDude.org}}\cf2 \ \f1\fs24 \cf0 `Behold Stinky ones!!! For I the glorious SUPER DUDE the SUPEREST of Dudes of achieved the ultimate power of the GECKO!!! FEAR ME!!! AGGGHHHH Stupid squirrels!!!!! Foolish tree RATS!! I Super Dude shall Stamp your kind out!! WIth my Super Stamp of Justice!!! Gotch your nose... HAHAHAH---HA!-Do not fear for my burrito grande burger is HERE!!! NO its not WHY!???? why must my tortured soul be tortured in such a torturous way? Envy me The Superest of Dudes for unlike all other dudes I am there KING!! My beautiful wife Wonder Wanda have had a son, and he shall be named Toilet headed Tom, and everything is in its proper place. Cept those damn tree freaks!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE TREE VOLES!! EVERYWHERE!!!! I declare this child ugly and loud, be away foul vermin!!! And out the Window he goes, to lie with those Ugly hate filled stink piles of nut bunnies! WHERES MY PANCAKES??? What Do You Mean Theres NO Maple Syrup BE GONE NAIVE!!! NEW NEWS. I Super Dude Have recruited a couple more members to the S D T P W A S B N A S A I S D, A K A Super Dudes Team of People Who Are Super! but Not as Super As I Super Dude!!!!!! They are as followed, in Super Dudes own Alphabetical order: Gnome Man! Gnome man is a most powerful ally... not really I Say that I do Not Care of this MNATTER!! He has the power to fling Garden Gnomes up to 10 FEET!!! and place his evil minions outside an enemies home that disables his neighbors sisters Dog!!!! also to join our ranks is Spider-Lion, The genetic Freak of the group. The hairiness of a lion mixed with the many eyes and divided segments of a spider, but none of their other powerful traits, to my dismay. AWAY I GO!!! Watch out for tiny rocks in yonder bushel bare. Stupid depressingly ugly peasant folk! TO THE BATHROOM CAVE WANDA!!!}