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BuffaloKid
10 Sep 2005, 21:53
"I'm sure there was some land there a few minutes ago"
or
"Note to self: Don't drink and fly"
or
"The map said the pyramid was around here somewhere, but all I see is water. I have a few complaints to make at the tourist office."

Preasure
11 Sep 2005, 15:15
Toadsy winner is Phillby!
"Lucky I had my name printed on this giant floating block, otherwise I might have drowned."
Next pic.

wormsfan77
11 Sep 2005, 15:32
"Cool! Gene-manipulated sheeps!"

twoapenny
11 Sep 2005, 16:42
:eek: Its a jesus sheep! :eek:

Boom Worm
11 Sep 2005, 17:47
"baaaaaah"

>DoomWorm<
11 Sep 2005, 18:58
"hey! i got water in meh eyes!"

GnomeMan
11 Sep 2005, 19:21
He always was the best at skipping sheep.

super_frea
11 Sep 2005, 20:23
''The 'Sheep Swimming School' was a big flop, by the end of the course, the sheep was still only able to do doggie paddle.''

MrBunsy
11 Sep 2005, 20:33
Unfortunatly the sheeps limited mental abilities meant they didn't make very good lifeguards.

philby4000
11 Sep 2005, 21:54
"It had taken a lot of gelatin, but finaly the sheep could get to the island safely."

wccSplintr
11 Sep 2005, 22:18
The Sheep leapt gracefully out of the ground...
Wait a minute...

Plasma
11 Sep 2005, 22:27
The aquasheep's lost his cape again.

Cisken1
11 Sep 2005, 22:41
"BAAAH" SKIP "BANG" "BAAAAHHH"
Okay that makes my score 125 to nothing at "hit the island over water with a sheep"

jerms
12 Sep 2005, 07:41
"My new Sport, SHEEP SKIMMING!"

Gardy Loo
12 Sep 2005, 12:48
"You can press space bar anytime now...."

TechWorm
12 Sep 2005, 13:25
"Timmy's parents finally found it in there hearts to get timmy a sheep, he later relised that wooly could hold his breath for a very, very long time"

BuffaloKid
12 Sep 2005, 17:40
"Suicide attempt 1-Failure. Damn glitch."
or...
"How am I supposed to wash my wool when I can't get under water!?"

yappydog
12 Sep 2005, 18:06
Baaa-d idea...

Preasure
13 Sep 2005, 16:17
Tough one, but I'll give it to Mr Bunsy.
Unfortunatly the sheeps limited mental abilities meant they didn't make very good lifeguards.
Next!

wormsfan77
13 Sep 2005, 16:43
"Oh, it seems that the 1337-virus was a strong one..."

twoapenny
13 Sep 2005, 17:46
Gues which colour had extra coffe this morning.

yappydog
13 Sep 2005, 17:53
Charles suggested someone should cheer Steve up with a kiss.

philby4000
13 Sep 2005, 18:29
"The worms weight watchers club was a huge sucsess."

MrBunsy
13 Sep 2005, 18:35
woo! I won! Sheep are stupid though.
Labour's lack of interest and the Conservatives new look might give the Lib Dems a chance after all.

SuperBlob
13 Sep 2005, 18:37
Hey look guys, I'm Hitler!

Cisken1
13 Sep 2005, 23:00
Tough one, but I'll give it to Mr Bunsy.
Next!
Blue noobs:
HEY LOOK! A FAN ARTIST!
Where? I wanna get drawn!!!!
OMG DUDE YOU ROCK!!! I WANNA COPY UR STYLE!!!
DRAW MEEE!!!!!!
Pink Artists
Ah jeez not again!
EVERY F-ING TIME!
Just pose as hitler they'll go away!

>DoomWorm<
14 Sep 2005, 14:16
Everyone (from right to left): "what?" "what?" "what?" "what?" "whaaaat?" "whaaaat....?" "HITLER!!! MWEHE!!!!!!"

WormGod
14 Sep 2005, 18:26
Blues: "All heil Julius Hitler."

Pigbuster
14 Sep 2005, 22:00
I think that there's a clear winner in the synchronized standing contest.

Preasure
15 Sep 2005, 19:17
Todays winner is Yappydog!
Charles suggested someone should cheer Steve up with a kiss.
A point for him! Next!

Oft99
15 Sep 2005, 19:25
dave's shot went a bit off course...

psyke o_0
15 Sep 2005, 19:26
" i say wasnt there a golf scheme in wwp guys ? why are you shrinking ? omg!!! h4lp !!"

>DoomWorm<
15 Sep 2005, 19:27
stigmata didnt look out.

Boom Worm
15 Sep 2005, 19:59
"This surely wasn't a hole-in-one"

twoapenny
15 Sep 2005, 20:03
These new mini terrains arent all they're cracked up to be.

philby4000
15 Sep 2005, 21:19
It's not all that funny, but it has to be done:
"Fore!"

GnomeMan
15 Sep 2005, 21:39
The new Caddie launcher is hard to cart around, but can give a birds eye view of the course...for a couple seconds anyway.

Plasma
15 Sep 2005, 21:46
Dave forgot to take acoount of the wind when hitting his worms
-or-
There's nothing wrong with a little ...er... 'healthy' competition.

pinoocho
15 Sep 2005, 22:39
Stigmata: "I dont like this ultra-low gravity mode"

Cisken1
16 Sep 2005, 20:43
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT "let's play golf" means: "You are the golfbaaaaaaaa... *sploosh*

WormOfFire
16 Sep 2005, 21:35
"How do you say fore in a worm?"

Plasma
16 Sep 2005, 21:58
Stigmata: Still better than the sport my friend tried. I wonder if there was another reason it was called hangliding?

jerms
17 Sep 2005, 02:19
STIGMATA: "Dave, I told you should of used the 5 iron..."
DAVE: "What's wrong with the driver..."
STIGMATA: "It goes too far."

BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 09:25
Stigmata:Thanks for inviting me to play golf, mate, but... where are the golfballs? What do you mean I'm the golfball... What the...?

WormGod
17 Sep 2005, 13:56
"Fifteen love! You." :p

Star Worms
17 Sep 2005, 14:52
It's not all that funny, but it has to be done:
"Fore!"
Heh, I was going to do that. Anywho...
"What do you mean I was going for the wrong green?"

Preasure
17 Sep 2005, 14:53
Todays winner is Gnome Man!
The new Caddie launcher is hard to cart around, but can give a birds eye view of the course...for a couple seconds anyway.
My screenshot reserves have nearly run out, so need yours now! Send them to my email or on MSN.
Next!

UnKnown X
17 Sep 2005, 16:54
"One ounce of gun powder! Ounce!"

wormsfan77
17 Sep 2005, 16:56
The new Wormageddon is being tested on a little island in the pacific.

Plasma
17 Sep 2005, 17:11
Mass mob walking off a cliff

BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 17:32
"It's raining worms! Halleluja!"
(What's with the spongebob/bands teams?)

philby4000
17 Sep 2005, 18:45
Unfortunately there was considerable colateral damage from 'The Boybandapult'.

Alien King
17 Sep 2005, 18:52
these worms hadn't quite learnt that the nuke was to be dropped out at sea

BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 18:54
I'm walking in the air... there's boybands and weird freaks around...
when we stop going up, we'll crash into the sea, and drown (sung to tune of Walking in the Air. Obviously)

SuperBlob
17 Sep 2005, 19:02
Westlife - "We're flying without wings!"

BuffaloKid
17 Sep 2005, 19:04
Westlife - "We're flying without wings!"
I like that one (The caption- not the song)

WormGod
17 Sep 2005, 19:23
"BUST-EEED!! Oh wait."

jerms
18 Sep 2005, 01:22
"Aww... crap, the US is testing on Bikini Atoll again"

Crossfire
18 Sep 2005, 01:29
Definitely a good screenshot. GIMME MORE!

Cisken1
18 Sep 2005, 02:10
I think you overdid your superweapon a little...

Crossfire
18 Sep 2005, 04:00
There's no such thing as an overdone superweapon... That's why it is a SUPERWEAPON.

GnomeMan
18 Sep 2005, 04:36
Damnit Superman! Did you change the Earth's rotation again?

psyke o_0
18 Sep 2005, 04:50
"the battle of the boy bands....now with cemtex ! :D"

WormGod
18 Sep 2005, 08:17
There's no such thing as an overdone superweapon... That's why it is a SUPERWEAPON.
Will you just SHUT UP!!
You're always posting offtopic in the Avatar Contest thing, and now you're doing it here!
I reckon Sel should Watch you for constant spam.

jerms
18 Sep 2005, 08:46
Will you just SHUT UP!!
You're always posting offtopic in the Avatar Contest thing, and now you're doing it here!
I reckon Sel should Watch you for constant spam.
I second that.

yappydog
18 Sep 2005, 10:15
Both sides hoped Team17 would get around to putting some terrain in soon.

Cisken1
18 Sep 2005, 10:53
There's no such thing as an overdone superweapon... That's why it is a SUPERWEAPON.
It's just a caption and yes, I second WormGod: do shut up.

twoapenny
18 Sep 2005, 16:44
About time to...

MrBunsy
18 Sep 2005, 16:51
There was a reason why worms rarely went trampoleining.

Preasure
19 Sep 2005, 18:00
Todays winner is Yappydog, again!
Both sides hoped Team17 would get around to putting some terrain in soon.
Next!

pinoocho
19 Sep 2005, 18:21
"I can see the stars!"

BuffaloKid
19 Sep 2005, 18:35
All we need is one more worm to break the record. Oh, there he is now. 'Up here Fred! Wait, what are you doing. What's that symbol in the corner say? Poke! Wait, you're not Fred, you're that Psycho guy! Go away! No! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!' *CRASH*

wormsfan77
19 Sep 2005, 18:50
Worm at the ground: "May I go now..."

>DoomWorm<
19 Sep 2005, 18:51
the worms was playing "who gets in top" but no one saw the top.

WormOfFire
19 Sep 2005, 18:55
"Dare you little human to use flood now!"
---OR---
"Worm in middle:Uh-oh,I must sneeze!"

twoapenny
19 Sep 2005, 19:33
so this is how they got the points onto the pyramids

philby4000
19 Sep 2005, 20:31
Without arms and legs this was about as good as the worm pyramid display team got.

jerms
20 Sep 2005, 12:43
Hey, mate, watch where you put that helmet.

GnomeMan
21 Sep 2005, 08:44
Aim for the moon; then even if you miss, you'll land in a bloody pile amongst the stars.

Metal Alex
21 Sep 2005, 18:41
Worm on top: OK, I finally managed to take that star down from there... Now, who gets it?

MrBunsy
21 Sep 2005, 19:49
"I can see my house from up here!"

Plasma
21 Sep 2005, 21:10
I told you that pyramid was 15 worms high. You owe me 2 Squiggumphs.

super_frea
21 Sep 2005, 21:13
''These worms took the program 'Stars in Their Eyes' a little too seriosly.''

Boom Worm
21 Sep 2005, 22:35
"Worms work together to create the amazing worm tower, which willl vanish when the cruel god worm unleashes a flood"

Pigbuster
21 Sep 2005, 22:40
THEN Yertle the Worm was perched up so high,
He could see forty miles from his throne in the sky!
"Hooray!" shouted Yertle. "I'm king of the trees!
I'm king of the birds! And I'm king of the bees!
I'm king of the butterflies! King of the air!
Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!
I'm Yertle the worm! Oh, marvelous me!
For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

jerms
22 Sep 2005, 06:57
THEN Yertle the Worm was perched up so high,
He could see forty miles from his throne in the sky!
"Hooray!" shouted Yertle. "I'm king of the trees!
I'm king of the birds! And I'm king of the bees!
I'm king of the butterflies! King of the air!
Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!
I'm Yertle the worm! Oh, marvelous me!
For I am the ruler of all that I see!"
w1nn0rz!
lol :D

yappydog
22 Sep 2005, 18:26
The worms had a new way to stress-test their latest helmets.

Deathwing
22 Sep 2005, 18:53
It's the worms enemy lookout
"hey i can see the enemy" *enemy fires at worm at the bottom
"ARRGH!!!!

WormGod
22 Sep 2005, 19:14
Yertle the worm may have been at his best,
But he wasn't quite looking at all of the rest,
For Twiknle the watchguard right way down below,
He felt as ignored as a snowflake of snow!
"Ay me," he sobbed, "Ay me oh my,
Why can't I be Yertle, the ever so high!
Look at him there, all happy and cheerful,
All he's not knowing is me being tearful!
Why can't I be Yertle, the ever so high,
What stops me from sitting in the throne in the sky?"
------------
OBVIOUSLY a reply to Pigbuster's make-me-jealous entry. :p

Ertygil
22 Sep 2005, 19:31
worm at the top: Don't you dare to go to the Bathroom Worms!

Oft99
22 Sep 2005, 19:56
thats given me an idea for a new caption!
(worm at bottom): "uh, guys...i think i gotta do a pee"
other caption deleted, btw
and preasure, whats happened to the thing where the winner of the last caption posts the next screenshot?

Preasure
22 Sep 2005, 20:24
and preasure, whats happened to the thing where the winner of the last caption posts the next screenshot?
It wasnt working, people weren't posting screenshots when they won.
todays winner is jerms!
Hey, mate, watch where you put that helmet.
And heres the next one, the last one I have. After I announce a wnner, I'll postpone the compo for a week or 2 while I find new ones, and probably take a break from the forum while I'm at it.

Boom Worm
22 Sep 2005, 20:33
"Ahh, what an exotic place for holidays."

Ertygil
22 Sep 2005, 21:05
Bad Egg: Why are you holding that umbrella it sin't going to rain is it?
Ding Ding: Shut up and prepare to be screenshotted

WormGod
22 Sep 2005, 21:19
As they strolled in the drive-through cinema, Ding Ding and his mate realised the movie that was on was NOT for 3-D glasses.

Oft99
22 Sep 2005, 21:38
i got about 30 screenys though which are good....i aint got an MSN though.....but every time a cpation is won ill post the next if you like...
bad egg: "so....um....when will this all end.....?"
double post edit
OR
ding ding: "smile for the camera!"
bad egg: "what camera?"
ding ding: "that camera!"
bad egg: "what camera you on about?"
ding ding: "the player's camera"
bad egg: "what player's camera?"
ding ding "that one!"
bad egg: "where!?"
ding ding: "THERE you idiot! are you blind?"
bad egg: "yes i am, remember?"
ding ding: "oh yeh, forgot. sorry"

Star Worms
22 Sep 2005, 22:19
Aren't you only meant to post one caption?
"The worms took one last photo on land before sailing off in their umbrella."

Metal Alex
22 Sep 2005, 23:34
Bad Egg: I don't find funny to be floating on a girder...

Pigbuster
23 Sep 2005, 01:29
"One of these things is out of order. One of these things does not belong."

WormOfFire
23 Sep 2005, 16:30
Well,I am to lazy to mail you these pictures to you,so I post them here.

yappydog
23 Sep 2005, 18:14
Ding Ding's team-mate was an artist. He tended to draw whenever possible.

E-102 Worm
23 Sep 2005, 20:01
And now, back to "Holidays on Girders!"

Preasure
23 Sep 2005, 20:28
Aren't you only meant to post one caption?
Maximum of 2 per picture.
Well,I am to lazy to mail you these pictures to you,so I post them here.
Cheers! Nice ones there.

jerms
24 Sep 2005, 01:15
Bad Egg is going to be a bad egg if [insert current worms name] doesn't watch where he puts that umbrella.

WormOfFire
24 Sep 2005, 23:10
Smile! you are in candid camera! OMG!FLOOD!BLURRPLURR!

>DoomWorm<
25 Sep 2005, 10:19
:umbrella worm "is this a photograph? these clothes are ridicou-licoulus."
:ding-ding "hey! its rainin!"
:bad egg "omgwtfbbq? - i get no umbrelleh?!"

Cisken1
25 Sep 2005, 13:22
Come on! blow in my umbrella so we can get out of here!

Preasure
29 Sep 2005, 20:36
Sorry muchly for the lack of me, forgot I left you guys hanging. The winner is E102Worm!
And now, back to "Holidays on Girders!"
Well like I said, I'm taking a break, to get new captions and have a bit of a breather from the forum. But I will return! Dont know when though.
i got about 30 screenys though which are good....i aint got an MSN though.....but every time a cpation is won ill post the next if you like...
Surely you've got email? Send me them via that. If you haven't, there are plenty of good free web-based email providers.
If anyone needs to contact me, use email, MSN or find me at Deviantart.
Bye everyone, Toast in peace!

E-102 Worm
30 Sep 2005, 22:09
Sorry muchly for the lack of me, forgot I left you guys hanging. The winner is E102Worm!
Cool! Didn't see that coming though. :D

Plasma
30 Sep 2005, 22:23
When you go for a break, you should leave just one picture so that we can get really good posts.

Pigbuster
11 Oct 2005, 22:07
That is called spam.
Why the hell should this thread stay on the front page if Preasure isn't back to start it up again? There's no point whatsoever!
Wait until Preasure comes back. He'll resurrect it on his own.

WormOfFire
12 Oct 2005, 06:40
That is called spam.
Why the hell should this thread stay on the front page if Preasure isn't back to start it up again? There's no point whatsoever!
Wait until Preasure comes back. He'll resurrect it on his own.
Ok,ok.......
*Removes post*

Preasure
16 Oct 2005, 15:04
Meh, I'm back. What, you wanted fireworks or something?
I'll keep the caption compo going until I run out of pics, which is this week. The old forum doesnt hold the same attraction any more, its likely I wont be around often enough to keep posting pics. I'll still be around, but an infrequent visitor.
So we begin once more.

BuffaloKid
16 Oct 2005, 15:07
Agent amy has slight advantage at basketgrenade
or
Wilbur "Come on, come on. One more step and my trap flings her straight to australia."
Welcome back Preasure

Gardy Looo
16 Oct 2005, 15:07
"Slamdunk!!!!!!!"

>DoomWorm<
16 Oct 2005, 15:47
agent amy "i like blowing up toilets! but wait... this isnt a toilet!"
i know this isnt good. :p

LightWorm
16 Oct 2005, 16:01
"Bull's Eye!"

philby4000
16 Oct 2005, 16:18
"Unfortunately for Amy they were playing golf."

wormsfan77
16 Oct 2005, 17:06
Of course Agents have to relax.

super_frea
16 Oct 2005, 17:08
''X-tream Basketball!''

Scotworm
16 Oct 2005, 19:29
"Remember what Wilbur says: Never take drugs to play basketball, lest ye have the same fate as agent amy!"
*Grenade explodes in backround*

Metal Alex
16 Oct 2005, 19:43
Amy: OK, how do I get down now...? Oops... forgot the gr... *BOOM*
Wilbur: Well, at least you're down now, aren't you?

Oft99
16 Oct 2005, 21:45
thats the green potted, oh wait were not playing snooker!
i suck

jerms
17 Oct 2005, 02:01
Have I shrunk... this hoop seems excruciatingly large.

WormOfFire
17 Oct 2005, 06:55
Easter egg....YOU ARE MINE!

WormGod
17 Oct 2005, 07:36
Wilbur: "WWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH!! My teddy's got a spot on it! *sniff*"

Zero72
17 Oct 2005, 09:31
"No, Amy, that does not count as a slam dunk."
Not hugely original or funny, no. It's 4:30 AM, gimme a break.

Star Worms
17 Oct 2005, 09:46
Are you sure they're not watching?

Glenn
17 Oct 2005, 17:32
Hmm... how many points do I get if I can use this grenade to blow Wilbur into the hoop...

psyke o_0
17 Oct 2005, 18:17
amy: arugh crap this dosnt relive the pain from my hemeriod in any way !!
background worms: eeeeeeeeeeew !!

The Will
17 Oct 2005, 22:19
"That pigeon wants to dump a load of crap on my car, eh? Well, it better stay right there so I can blow it to pieces!"
Little OTT there, but I wanted to explain it clearly.

GnomeMan
18 Oct 2005, 04:43
"Wow that last play sure was Explosive!"
"You got that right Bob, they're gong to be cleaning this up for weeks"

yappydog
18 Oct 2005, 19:49
Sadly for Agent Amy, it had been a whole 4 minutes since the toaster lever was pushed down...

Preasure
18 Oct 2005, 20:36
Todays winner is yappydog! Well done!
Sadly for Agent Amy, it had been a whole 4 minutes since the toaster lever was pushed down...
Next!

BuffaloKid
18 Oct 2005, 20:38
"Whilst the ranger was distracted by the pretty swirling arrows, the wolf managed to sneak up behind him and get him." When swirly things go bad.

Metal Alex
18 Oct 2005, 20:40
NO!! I didn't want to choose worm select!
AAARRGH!!!

philby4000
18 Oct 2005, 21:09
"The giant stone goat stoped chewing. The twirling arows had it mesmerized."

Glenn
18 Oct 2005, 21:36
(Note: Think Crocodile Hunter...)
G'day mate! I'm 'ere today huntin' the rare and dangerous "Kangaroo Worm." Oh, blimey. There it is. It'n it a beautiful creature! I'll just 'ave to go in for a closer look. Crankey, whats that thing over its head. Looks dangerous. That means it must be worth lookin' at, 'eh mate? I'll just go a scooch closa'... Oh my God, what is th-
*BLAM*

Star Worms
18 Oct 2005, 22:16
The World Worm Spitting Contest Final.

twoapenny
19 Oct 2005, 17:16
hmmm... i wonder how that odd bit of rock stays upright....

jerms
20 Oct 2005, 08:01
A rock with TEETH... now that is a good idea.

Cisken1
20 Oct 2005, 12:37
Horse: "GRANHH *bite*"
Worm: "AAAH NO I'M NOT HORSEFOOD PUT ME DOWN!! PUT ME DOWN!!!"

psyke o_0
20 Oct 2005, 12:44
"this years worm reainactment of "the ginger bread man" ender horificly"

>DoomWorm<
20 Oct 2005, 12:46
WOOF! *chomp*

Scotworm
20 Oct 2005, 13:04
"Recycle? WTF?"

wormsfan77
20 Oct 2005, 13:56
"I don't like the new teeth brushers."

Preasure
20 Oct 2005, 19:53
Some nice ones, but todays winner is ScotWorm! he gets a point.
"Recycle? WTF?"
Next!

philby4000
20 Oct 2005, 20:15
"Okay, but I still say it won't bounce."

Glenn
20 Oct 2005, 21:59
Therapy is for the birds.
Or...
If I can find the secret switch, the passageway to the Ark will be revealed.
*POKE*
*Floor drops out*

Cisken1
20 Oct 2005, 22:04
Strategy guide for worms 4: Poke a boulder and let it squish your opponent.

Metal Alex
21 Oct 2005, 04:43
XXXXXXX will need some aspirins...
I am not a theif!: I am not a theif! I'm a thief!
Teammate: Yes... we all know...

Drunk-worm
21 Oct 2005, 09:16
Meanwhile, at the XXXXXXX bar, larry the white headed stripper prepares to dance...

>DoomWorm<
21 Oct 2005, 10:31
"now it is time to destroy the internet porn."
*poke*
*SQUISH*
"im not a thief! im not a thief... im not a thiieeffff..... im noot a thiiieeefff...

Gardy Looo
21 Oct 2005, 10:57
"XXXXXXX is an ex-XXXXXXX!!!!"

psyke o_0
21 Oct 2005, 11:03
xxxxxxx: MEEP MEEP !

BuffaloKid
21 Oct 2005, 18:41
When Psyke meets Indiana Jones...

twoapenny
21 Oct 2005, 18:43
*poke* CRUNCH! Arghhh! owwww! son of a ****, my finger is broken, damn hard rock!

LightWorm
22 Oct 2005, 07:10
"Don't worry, I saw this in Loony Toons!"
"Oh God! He's Started again"

GnomeMan
22 Oct 2005, 08:12
"Dude did you find the frisbee?"
"Yeah, here I'll toss it down. Are you ready?"
"I'm ready"
"Are you ready?"
"Dude, I'm ready!"
"Ok, here it comes"
"I'm read--HOLY ****!"

Preasure
22 Oct 2005, 10:54
Todays winner is Phillby!
"Okay, but I still say it won't bounce."
And thats the last of it. Sometime in the future I may start this up again, but then again I may not. Look out for the new Preasure competition, coming in November.
You've been great. Well done to everyone, winners and otherwise.

marbig
23 Oct 2005, 01:09
Okay, next time, I'm gonna participate.

yappydog
23 Oct 2005, 19:26
Dang. I just went on a brief holiday, and just missed suggesting:
"Catch!"

Preasure
29 Jun 2006, 11:11
And we're back on! For those who haven't done this before, I post a picture, you caption it.
<New rules for July 2006 onwards>
Screenshots will now have 4 days to be captioned, after which I will announce one winner and one runner up. The winner will get 2 marks, the runner up 1. Additional marks may be given out as I see fit if there are lots of good captions, I'll mention this in the results.
After 8 pictures, the series will end and I will add up everyone's marks. Whoever has the most wins the series. Simple. There'll then be a week or so break while I find new pictures for the next series. On the whole it's easier on me in terms of finding pictures, and fairer on you.
Anyone who wants to send me screenshots or pictures, please do, as I've run out of T17 screenshots threads, most of these will now be off google, and will probably include other worms games, concept art, etc.
So lets get it started, Series 4, Picture 1. You have until the 3rd of July.

WormGod
29 Jun 2006, 16:04
Yes yes YES!!
It's back!
"This was the next big step since the minigun in Worms Forts"

Plasma
29 Jun 2006, 16:21
"Dont mind him. He's just trying to be the next Vin Diesel."

Thnikk
29 Jun 2006, 17:13
"The first attempt at a holographic projection was to throw a worm in the air and keep him suspended by keeping a steady stream of bullets through him. This idea was soon scrapped."

SuperBlob
29 Jun 2006, 17:41
Woah, these 3D glasses are so trippy, it looks like I'm IN MID-AIR!

Paul.Power
29 Jun 2006, 18:10
Bob's attempt to prove that he could fly faster than a speeding bullet failed spectacularly

Shockdude
29 Jun 2006, 22:29
policeguy: sad, looks like joe got too close to the sentry again
punkguy: he should get a hobby

E-102 Worm
30 Jun 2006, 00:47
Policeworm: "Would you look at that? Zeke's trying to be Superman for the 317th time!"

WormOfFire
30 Jun 2006, 09:36
"You can't kill me,cuz i have watched ALL 89 matrix movies!!1!"
AND YEEEES!
This thread has finally comen back.

twoapenny
30 Jun 2006, 18:36
So they're firing worms now are they?

MrBunsy
30 Jun 2006, 20:57
James never knew that 3D glasses could make watching films so realistic.

BuffaloKid
30 Jun 2006, 21:05
'I tried to tell you: stupid moustaches do not help bullets fly.'
'Ok, ok. Let's try a goatee.'
'That's more like it.'

Alien King
2 Jul 2006, 12:31
The cannon substitute was working well.

Scotworm
2 Jul 2006, 12:49
Matrix dive, take 1...

Preasure
3 Jul 2006, 21:19
Some very good captions for this one, well done to all of you.
S4P1 Winners
1st Place
Woah, these 3D glasses are so trippy, it looks like I'm IN MID-AIR!
2nd Place
Dont mind him. He's just trying to be the next Vin Diesel.
Next picture! A piece of concept art this, and a tricky one to caption for. Due to approaching absense you have until thursday, not friday.

WormOfFire
3 Jul 2006, 21:24
"Angry worm:WTF?How do you turn this on?!?!!!1
Screaming worm:Look there it's a instruction booklet"
What?
You can't come up with a good caption on that,can you?
Bad picture=Bad caption
Good picture=Good caption

WormGod
3 Jul 2006, 22:06
Martin was frustrated and confused - which was the gun? The worm, or the obvious?

Alien King
3 Jul 2006, 22:20
Fire!
Dammit! You fix this thing!

pilot62
3 Jul 2006, 23:09
Quickly! Here comes the thrush!

Cisken1
4 Jul 2006, 00:02
Omg Fire Fire He's Coming He's Comingg!!!!!
Shut Up And Help Me Find The "on" Button!

SuperBlob
4 Jul 2006, 18:26
"OH MY GOD A FLY!! LOOK AT THE FLY!!! LOOK AT HOW UGLY IT IS!"
*under his breath* "Jesus, if he doesn't shut up, then I'm going to make us lose the war just for the sake of sanity!"

BuffaloKid
4 Jul 2006, 18:35
Worm on right: 'Oh my God! We're under attack!'
Worm on left: 'Maybe if you spent a little less time shouting, thay wouldn't find us so easily.'

Error404
4 Jul 2006, 18:47
Worm on the right: "Ohmigod, another Caption Contest!"
Worm on the left: "Let's kill the bast*** responsible for this!"
;)

SuperBlob
4 Jul 2006, 19:07
Worm on the right: "Ohmigod, another Caption Contest!"
Worm on the left: "Let's kill the bast*** responsible for this!"
;)
ANOTHER??!?:eek:
But THIS was The Original

Preasure
4 Jul 2006, 19:41
It's true. I did it before anyone else, even the official T17 ones.
Due to absence, this picture will now end on Thursday 6th July, and the one after that will run for about 10 days while I am away.

Error404
4 Jul 2006, 20:02
Sense of humour is a rare thing around here since every single joke seems to be taken personally... :rolleyes:

Preasure
4 Jul 2006, 20:07
Sense of humour is a rare thing around here since every single joke seems to be taken personally... :rolleyes:
Heh, I'm not, just didn't know if you'd been here long enough for the old competition and to know this was the original. ;)

Error404
4 Jul 2006, 20:16
I know, man... wasn't refering to you, don't worry.
Since the thread appeared from nowhere with near 50 pages os posts, i assumed it was pretty old, yea.. :p
And for the records, i was taking the worms' perspective on the scene, with another pic of them being used for caption competition... ;)
Are we good now? Can we stop this, Superblob? :)

SuperBlob
4 Jul 2006, 20:19
...oops, forgot the :p which I always put to show that I be joking :p

Plasma
4 Jul 2006, 21:53
...oops, forgot the :p
So you didn't forget?
Edit: :p

maveristef
4 Jul 2006, 22:15
Worm 1: Okay, I'll help you solve this problem.
Worm 2: Thanks man.
Worm 1: Is the damn thing working?
Worm 2: No.
Worm 1: Did you screw with it?
Worm 2: Yes.
Worm 1: You dumb ****.
Worm 2: UHHHHH?
Worm 1: Does anyone know?
Worm 2: Yes.
Worm 1: You poor *******.
Worm 2: Is this supposed to be helping me?
Worm 1: Hide it
Worm 2: uhhhhh?
Worm 1: Problem solved!
Worm 2: but!
Worm 1: No Talkie!
Worm 2: AH
Worm 1: Nope
Well here ya go all ye wormies!...:D
I don't think this will be accepted as a caption but, I've posted it anyway.

pinoocho
5 Jul 2006, 05:16
"LOOK OVER THERE!!" :p

pilot62
5 Jul 2006, 16:07
Worm 1: Okay, I'll help you solve this problem.
Worm 2: Thanks man.
Worm 1: Is the damn thing working?
Worm 2: No.
Worm 1: Did you screw with it?
Worm 2: Yes.
Worm 1: You dumb ****.
Worm 2: UHHHHH?
Worm 1: Does anyone know?
Worm 2: Yes.
Worm 1: You poor *******.
Worm 2: Is this supposed to be helping me?
Worm 1: Hide it
Worm 2: uhhhhh?
Worm 1: Problem solved!
Worm 2: but!
Worm 1: No Talkie!
Worm 2: AH
Worm 1: Nope
Well here ya go all ye wormies!...:D
Well children, now you seen why humerous picture captions are normally kept to one or two lines.

Preasure
6 Jul 2006, 19:08
Well, as promised I'm off for a break, I'll be back in about 10 days.
S4P2 winners
1st Place
Worm on right: 'Oh my God! We're under attack!'
Worm on left: 'Maybe if you spent a little less time shouting, thay wouldn't find us so easily.'
2nd Place
Martin was frustrated and confused - which was the gun? The worm, or the obvious?
Apologies for the vauge-ness of that last picture, I admit not a good one to caption. The rest are better, I swear. ;) Good luck while I'm away.

WormOfFire
6 Jul 2006, 20:42
"Timmy wasn't really the popular guy at school"

WormGod
6 Jul 2006, 22:30
"This shot was brought to you by EB Games!"

Thnikk
6 Jul 2006, 23:57
Setting out to prove that disco IS, in fact, dead.

MrBunsy
7 Jul 2006, 13:12
"Here I am, afro the size of a planet..."

Plasma
7 Jul 2006, 14:42
"Hold still. There's a bug on your lip."

BuffaloKid
7 Jul 2006, 14:44
That's it... look at the pretty dot in the middle... forget all your surroundings... FIRE!

Gardy Looo
7 Jul 2006, 15:39
Acupuncture for Morons: Chapter 42:Finding the right place to pierce the needle is a MUST.

twoapenny
7 Jul 2006, 19:25
John soon realised that wearing an afro did not make him less conspicuous.
Worm 1: Okay, I'll help you solve this problem.
Worm 2: Thanks man.
Worm 1: Is the damn thing working?
Worm 2: No.
Worm 1: Did you screw with it?
Worm 2: Yes.
Worm 1: You dumb ****.
Worm 2: UHHHHH?
Worm 1: Does anyone know?
Worm 2: Yes.
Worm 1: You poor *******.
Worm 2: Is this supposed to be helping me?
Worm 1: Hide it
Worm 2: uhhhhh?
Worm 1: Problem solved!
Worm 2: but!
Worm 1: No Talkie!
Worm 2: AH
Worm 1: Nope
Well here ya go all ye wormies!...
I don't think this will be accepted as a caption but, I've posted it anyway.
I'm pretty sure that that was off some flowchart fixing computer thingy anyway...

MonkeyforaHead
7 Jul 2006, 21:21
Disco is dead for a reason.

SuperBlob
8 Jul 2006, 19:37
Disco + drugs = immediate death

Paul.Power
8 Jul 2006, 21:20
"Do anything you like to me, but DO NOT touch the hair!"

WormGod
9 Jul 2006, 07:16
SuperBlob 2
Plasma 1
BuffaloKid 2
WormGod 1
Just doing what I did ages ago. :rolleyes:

Metal Alex
10 Jul 2006, 15:03
See? the rifle is property of EB Games...

philby4000
10 Jul 2006, 22:47
Clive was faced with a terrible choice, to kill the worm or to shoot a hole through his hair.

WormOfFire
10 Jul 2006, 23:09
Oh noes,the caption master philby4000 has returned!:eek:
We won't have a chance :p

WormGod
17 Jul 2006, 07:57
I have a feeling that is more than ten days.

Preasure
18 Jul 2006, 10:04
I have a feeling that is more than ten days.
Well I'm sorry, I can't help it. :p
Right, back to normal.
S4P3 winners
1st Place
Setting out to prove that disco IS, in fact, dead.
2nd Place
"Hold still. There's a bug on your lip."
Extra Points
"This shot was brought to you by EB Games!" (1 point)
Next picture! This one ends on the 22nd of July!

Metal Alex
18 Jul 2006, 10:06
OH!! A L SHAPED FIRE!!!
It HAS to be a sign from god!!!

E-102 Worm
18 Jul 2006, 14:02
"Steal my chickens, or face the might of my burning...er, thingy!"

BuffaloKid
18 Jul 2006, 14:05
"Alright, who's bright idea was it to set my wooden weponry on fire?"

WormGod
18 Jul 2006, 15:49
Extra Points
How many points?
Time Traveller: "Good Lord! Not only can they catch stars, but they can set fire to metal without it burning! These people have got to come back to 2006 with us.."

maveristef
18 Jul 2006, 16:48
Behold, the reason the reason worms are constantly dying, pretty shine orange things AKA fire.

Thnikk
18 Jul 2006, 16:52
Grrr... dammit, it crashed again?! Stupid Windows XP with the..... OH CRAP it's on fire!

wormthingy
18 Jul 2006, 19:00
here kitty, kitty, kitty... come to papa...

Preasure
18 Jul 2006, 19:47
How many points?
Didn't I mention that? It's just one, I'll edit posts to make it clear. Cheers for pointing it out.

Shockdude
18 Jul 2006, 20:30
"here, jones is about to fall off the ballista, launching the arrow, which will burn the forests, causing smoke to rise into a tube that leads to a generator, which will turn on the TV. meanwhile, jones will fall onto the springboard, launching him, along with some chips and a coke torward a sofa positioned right next to the TV, and right when he lands, the TV will turn on with his favorite channel ready to be watched. now if only we could implement a remote control..."

WormGod
18 Jul 2006, 20:41
SuperBlob 2
Plasma 2
BuffaloKid 2
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
Good Lord :p

philby4000
18 Jul 2006, 20:44
'Arrow down there!'
I apologize.

SuperBlob
18 Jul 2006, 21:44
Ah crap, I'm stuck under the wheel again. Could someone get me a bit of help here? Come on, team mates are meant to HELP!

Liketyspli
18 Jul 2006, 22:27
the roof -
the roof -
the roof is on fire....
That aint no roof u retard!

MrBunsy
19 Jul 2006, 17:18
"The historical inaccuracy of this device is shocking!"
:p

Gardy Looo
21 Jul 2006, 17:47
Free shishkebab at my house! Now i just have to spear that cow and I'm done!

twoapenny
21 Jul 2006, 18:58
Thats the fiery arrow in place, now where's the on switch?

Star Worms
22 Jul 2006, 12:25
Damn, I knew I shouldn't have built this out of wood

Preasure
22 Jul 2006, 22:06
S4P4winners
1st Place
"The historical inaccuracy of this device is shocking!"
2nd Place
"here, jones is about to fall off the ballista, launching the arrow, which will burn the forests, causing smoke to rise into a tube that leads to a generator, which will turn on the TV. meanwhile, jones will fall onto the springboard, launching him, along with some chips and a coke torward a sofa positioned right next to the TV, and right when he lands, the TV will turn on with his favorite channel ready to be watched. now if only we could implement a remote control..."
Probably the longest one to win yet, but gets it for keeping it's humour right thte way to the end.
Next picture! This one ends on the 26th!

Plasma
22 Jul 2006, 22:10
"Jak McBee forgot to take into account both the wind, and the throwing of the grenade"

SuperBlob
22 Jul 2006, 22:12
You're containing the explosion upside down you moron!

Thnikk
22 Jul 2006, 22:21
And so, out of the ground burst an Arwing with Fox in the cockpit, going through the ring to accumulate extra points. As the ship flew away, the shocked worms could hear a loud cry over the Arwing's transmission system: "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

E-102 Worm
22 Jul 2006, 22:50
"Angus, ya eejit (idiot)!! Ya stepped on the detonator yet again!"

Drunk-worm
23 Jul 2006, 11:24
Proof that scots and Arabians don't mix.

Zero72
23 Jul 2006, 11:25
"You FOOL! That was the haggis BOMB!"

Oft99
23 Jul 2006, 11:29
yay! finaly it was revived! i love this thread. seriously, i do
i'm just gonna think of a caption a minute, hang on.
EDIT:
The opening of the Scotland Gunpowder Mine was a blast.
...It even blew the Queen of Arabia away.
EDIT 2: i changed it.

Gardy Looo
23 Jul 2006, 12:03
The divine explosion levitates worms with its halo. :p
Not funny, I know.

KamikazeBananze
23 Jul 2006, 12:59
A disasterous change in the method of performing the Highland Fling causes monumental embarrassment.

twoapenny
23 Jul 2006, 18:44
The worms were all shocked at how loud the explosion was.

WormOfFire
23 Jul 2006, 19:52
"Timmy really ate too much of the chili beans"

wormthingy
23 Jul 2006, 20:33
a holy explosion

BuffaloKid
23 Jul 2006, 20:35
Alas, whilst entertaining the Arabian Princess with a beautiful highland song, McKinley blew to hard on his bagpipes. BANG!

Paul.Power
23 Jul 2006, 21:31
Soon after the prospectors realised that real gold doesn't normally do that...

KamikazeBananze
24 Jul 2006, 01:55
"I said, "Don't light a match", I said, but did you listen?"

WormGod
24 Jul 2006, 10:11
"And because the time was 28:22, the clock exploded."
SuperBlob 2
Plasma 2
BuffaloKid 2
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
MrBunsy 2
Shockdude 1

Shockdude
24 Jul 2006, 18:01
2nd Place
Probably the longest one to win yet, but gets it for keeping it's humour right thte way to the end.yay!
"hey, look, i found oil!"
"cool, but that's not nearly as interesting as this shiny new magnifying glass!"
"hey, whoa, don't aim that thing at the-"
*boom*
"too late..."

wigwam the
25 Jul 2006, 21:45
at the highland games- panic broke loose when it was discovered one of the bagpipes had been sabotaged.
the queen was shocked.

philby4000
26 Jul 2006, 00:33
Angus' new 'four colour' smokebomb was a roaring success.

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