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WormsME
8 Nov 2004, 08:46
How will it go: I will write something and you will write the next happenings. This way we willl make a story.
One day Worm1 was going for a walk...

Paul.Power
8 Nov 2004, 15:53
Like this has never been done before. (http://www.angelfire.com/apes/wormdimensions/Menufiction.html)
Anyway,
... when suddenly he heard a loud...

Swed Simon
8 Nov 2004, 16:44
This makes me so nostalgic. Lets see how long this will last befor people will start putting there sigworms in it.
...Nuke explosion. He looked up and saw that...

SuperBlob
8 Nov 2004, 16:50
...a nuke had just exploded. He went to Worm2...

MrBunsy
8 Nov 2004, 17:01
I've seen this on other forums too. Usually everyone ends up as zombies killing each other in various different ways.
...and said "blimey! a nuke just exploded!"...

Akuryou13
8 Nov 2004, 17:33
heh, I was looking at the old version of this thread a couple weeks back.
...and worm2 looked at him, and said "it did?!"....

Bucket
8 Nov 2004, 17:34
Indeed , I've seen those kind of thread like this in other forums ... oh well :
... Worm2 added "Why arn't we dead yet? Those big fat explosions kills anything that is in a 1 KM radius!" ...
EDIT : E-gads! Aku posted before me ! *change the sentence*

SuperBlob
8 Nov 2004, 17:35
..."Yes" Worm1 replied...
Notice the Weebl and Bob reference!

wigwam the
8 Nov 2004, 18:53
...then, worm 1 fell to bits. ..

Robin
8 Nov 2004, 19:25
...and worm 2 shruged and went home...

Reder8
8 Nov 2004, 19:52
until Worm 3 came to talk to him.

Scotworm
8 Nov 2004, 19:55
until Worm 3 came to talk to him.
Hello worm2! Say, was that a nuke I just heard?

MrBunsy
8 Nov 2004, 19:56
well, someone has to kill something! ARGH! only probalem with doing this on a busy forum like this is the order gets confused.
...then he stepped on a mine...

Reder8
8 Nov 2004, 19:58
and worm2 ran for his life screaming...

MrBunsy
8 Nov 2004, 20:01
be funny ifd this crashed the sever. in 2 minutes 5 posts have been made!
... but dfidn't look where he was going...
..and hit a...

Preasure
8 Nov 2004, 20:02
Sheep! Which exploded violently.

Scotworm
8 Nov 2004, 20:04
be funny ifd this crashed the sever. in 2 minutes 5 posts have been made!
... so he jumped for joy! and landed on a...
Sorry, I deleted the post which goes before the above!
...It turned out to be a dud...
double post edit:
big smoking crater and he woke up the next morneng in a barn

Scotworm
8 Nov 2004, 20:06
(now its gone crazy!) I'bve chaneged that other post, sao it makea more sence now
..big crater, so big that...
AARRGGHH!! I just posted that
..::Edit::..
Not only has the server went crazy, but I have! :eek: :eek: :eek:
..::Edit::..
He's gone and deleted the post... when I get back, it'll probably be changed again!

Reder8
8 Nov 2004, 20:10
...With a familiar cow beside him...

Preasure
8 Nov 2004, 20:11
Yaaargh! Great concept, but horribly compliacated to do! You should make a rota for continuing the story, or the whole thing will just disintagrate into a mass of unorganised quotes and get deleted.

Scotworm
8 Nov 2004, 20:11
Called Daisy, who happened to be a psycho..

MrBunsy
8 Nov 2004, 20:15
..so she ate him...
double post edit:
Yaaargh! Great concept, but horribly compliacated to do! You should make a rota for continuing the story, or the whole thing will just disintagrate into a mass of unorganised quotes and get deleted.
it works best on quite forums.

Cyclaws
8 Nov 2004, 20:15
Dammit!
But, as this cow was not edible...

Scotworm
8 Nov 2004, 20:16
..so she ate him...
double post edit:
it works best on quite forums.
...and vomited him back up again in a big, gooey, green ball
..::Edit::..
YYAARRGGHH!! *Repeatedly thumps head on table* Someone replied before me!

Reder8
8 Nov 2004, 20:16
...and a smelly,fat,ugly...

Scotworm
8 Nov 2004, 20:19
...and a smelly,fat,ugly...
..werewolf..

Preasure
8 Nov 2004, 20:20
YYAARRGGHH!! *Repeatedly thumps head on table* Someone replied before me!
My point exactly. There's just too many people to run it efficiently.

Reder8
8 Nov 2004, 20:22
Lets make an order. Ill be 4th.

Scotworm
8 Nov 2004, 20:23
I'll be the 2nd
..::Edit::..
I can only stay online for another 20 or so mins. :(

SuperBlob
8 Nov 2004, 20:25
I'm 3rd:D:p

Reder8
8 Nov 2004, 20:27
Im going off now

Scotworm
8 Nov 2004, 20:30
Im going off now
Right, at time of writing, I'm 2nd, Superblobs 3rd, any takers for 1st? If not, effectively, I'm first!
Mwuhahahahahaha! :D :eek: :rolleyes:
..::Edit::..
Wow... 5 mins without a reply. Either my refresh button is broken ir it's a new record!
Well, I'm logging off now... 10 mins!

FatWhitey
8 Nov 2004, 20:53
Getting back on topic
..the werewolf went to eat at Burger King when he noticed...

MrBunsy
8 Nov 2004, 21:29
...that it had turned into a wimpey burger...

SuperBlob
8 Nov 2004, 21:30
...so he looked for a toilet to throw up in. Later at Worm3's house...

Scotworm
9 Nov 2004, 13:02
... worm2 arrived looking very...

stbrookes
9 Nov 2004, 13:07
... puzzled because he was wondering why worm3 was ...

MrBunsy
9 Nov 2004, 18:30
... stuck headfirst down the sink...

Akuryou13
9 Nov 2004, 18:43
....trying to pop bubbles with his tongue....

Preasure
9 Nov 2004, 18:43
...and getting it stuck in the U-bend.

Reder8
9 Nov 2004, 18:49
...and realised someone dropped a ...

Akuryou13
9 Nov 2004, 18:50
...and realised someone dropped a ...
uh........was that supposed to make any sense with the story reder???

Reder8
9 Nov 2004, 18:53
...dynamite in the...

Preasure
9 Nov 2004, 18:57
...waste disposal. BOOMAGE!

Scotworm
9 Nov 2004, 20:08
...Litter was flung far and wide, and a coke can landed in...

SuperBlob
9 Nov 2004, 20:14
...Worm4s mouth. He didn't realise that the coke can was full of...

Scotworm
9 Nov 2004, 20:23
...acid, strong enough to melt teeth, but not strong enough to melt skin or bones...

Reder8
9 Nov 2004, 20:45
...and he got very...

Scotworm
9 Nov 2004, 20:52
...angry at the fools who left acid in the can of...

Reder8
9 Nov 2004, 20:53
...random liquid known as...

Scotworm
9 Nov 2004, 20:54
...coca-cola, made by the evil overlord...

Reder8
9 Nov 2004, 20:56
... the coke company

Scotworm
9 Nov 2004, 20:58
[Offtopic]why have we suddenly started this obsession with coca-cola?[\Offtopic]
...who were owned by the even eviler...

SuperBlob
9 Nov 2004, 21:03
...Worm5!:p

Reder8
9 Nov 2004, 21:04
...and worm 6 who killed the famous...

Scotworm
9 Nov 2004, 21:04
...worm5 always watched his 15 giant moniters from the comfort of...
..::Edit::..
Someone's posted before me... again!

SuperBlob
9 Nov 2004, 21:04
...Worm1 with the giant Nuke!

wigwam the
10 Nov 2004, 08:06
...suddenly...

Akdor 1154
10 Nov 2004, 09:22
worm6, a.k.a evil Rope-z0r, roped in and landed right in front of worm2, and...

stbrookes
10 Nov 2004, 10:28
... shot him strait in the face with a ...

Scotworm
10 Nov 2004, 13:11
...Double-Barreled shotgun and blw his head off...

FatWhitey
10 Nov 2004, 13:44
...only Worm 2 was immortal and formed into a giant stone demon, Worm 6 turned into a giant robotic Zombie and so the battle began...

SuperBlob
10 Nov 2004, 15:29
...until a human stepped on them...

MrBunsy
10 Nov 2004, 20:06
(I was right about the zombies).
...but got his leg blown off by a banana bomb...

SuperBlob
10 Nov 2004, 20:08
...which he then ate...

FatWhitey
11 Nov 2004, 02:10
...using the powers of the immortal zombie the human obsorbed the damage from the edible banana bomb he then went to disney land where...

SuperBlob
11 Nov 2004, 07:15
...he hit his head and died. In heaven...

Akdor 1154
11 Nov 2004, 07:20
...and the immortal timeline of it, he played Worms 6 for seven Earth weeks, until Worm 2...

Preasure
11 Nov 2004, 19:22
...stole his windows 3569 to buy cheese.

MrBunsy
11 Nov 2004, 19:35
.. but Tescos was out of cheese so he got...

Reder8
11 Nov 2004, 19:39
... a steak made of...

SuperBlob
11 Nov 2004, 19:42
...worm bladder..

MrBunsy
11 Nov 2004, 19:45
...but it was out of date so he...

Preasure
11 Nov 2004, 19:49
... gave it to his dog. Wich ate it and was violently sick and sued Tesco for 8.3 millon yen.

Reder8
11 Nov 2004, 19:52
...and tesco used a giant nuke to destroy the county of...

SuperBlob
11 Nov 2004, 20:01
...Kafleefloof, the birthplace of Worm1...

Reder8
11 Nov 2004, 20:03
...but they fire a big bertha at...

Scotworm
12 Nov 2004, 15:48
...main tesco's HQ, which was run by millions and millions of tiny...

WormGod
12 Nov 2004, 15:55
....chicks. But each of them were armed with a bottle of Johnson's Baby Lotion...

Reder8
12 Nov 2004, 17:27
...and a giant homing missle bottle of...

Scotworm
12 Nov 2004, 18:21
...acid...

WormGod
12 Nov 2004, 18:24
...which they threw on Worm2, along with some lit matches...

Fwd. Adm.
12 Nov 2004, 20:01
...acid, strong enough to melt teeth, but not strong enough to melt skin or bones...Teeth are bones
....and some lit napalm....

Paul.Power
12 Nov 2004, 20:21
Ah, good, it's getting nicely absurd now...
Teeth are bonesNo they're not.
Anyway:
... which had been stolen from the raw materials tanks at Johnson and Johnsons...

*crumpets*
12 Nov 2004, 20:40
...while trying to sing....

MrBunsy
13 Nov 2004, 10:47
(teeth are fingernails aren't they?)
...All Ye Faithful...

WormGod
13 Nov 2004, 12:51
...as loud as they could. Suddenly...

Reder8
13 Nov 2004, 13:56
...The neighbor got anoyyed and...

SuperBlob
13 Nov 2004, 14:04
...ate them with peas and...

Preasure
13 Nov 2004, 15:34
...Carrots and parsnips and potatoes and gravy and beef. At which point Preasure stopped discribing his lunch and went away so the story could continue.

MrBunsy
13 Nov 2004, 16:14
...he ate so much that he grew very fat and couldn't...

WormGod
13 Nov 2004, 17:13
...move. Meanwhile, Worm2 was having a battle with DarkOz...

Scotworm
14 Nov 2004, 13:52
...which didn't last very long due to speed cameras...

Cyclaws
14 Nov 2004, 14:56
...whch flashed violently because of a...

Scotworm
14 Nov 2004, 15:10
...bug in it's internal multi-dimensional, paranormal, unexplained, out-of-the-orinary, Pasta and slightly-warmed potatoe casserole...

Cyclaws
14 Nov 2004, 15:28
...which it stupidly decided to have that morning ?!...

MrBunsy
14 Nov 2004, 15:49
... so it went to the loo (the speed camera)...

Paul.Power
14 Nov 2004, 15:57
... wherupon it met it's old friend, the Parking Meter
"Fancy seeing you here, old chum!" cried...

UnKnown X
14 Nov 2004, 16:07
... a dung beetle with warts in its spine. "Can you eat my eyeballs?" it asked. But that appeared to be the password for some secret...

MrBunsy
14 Nov 2004, 16:27
...potion, which he produced out of seemingly nowhere...

UnKnown X
14 Nov 2004, 16:40
... AKA his rear hole...

MrBunsy
14 Nov 2004, 16:55
..so he wiped them down and handed them to the parking meter...

WormGod
14 Nov 2004, 18:01
...who unfortunately (for him) exploded. The explosion was massive, wiping out the already-bruised city of...

BetongÅsna
14 Nov 2004, 18:05
...Townsville, a quiet, peaceful town with quiet, peaceful inhabitants. But ...

Reder8
14 Nov 2004, 18:07
...the explosion also destroyed...

WormGod
14 Nov 2004, 18:08
...Monkey Island, the island of monkeys. On it, Guybrush Threepwood was so angry...

Swed Simon
14 Nov 2004, 18:24
... that he told his daughter to try limit the number of cookies. But to return to the main story,...

UnKnown X
14 Nov 2004, 18:57
... he said "Oi, you clark!" and wandered off...

Cyclaws
14 Nov 2004, 19:38
... he said "Oi, you clark!" and wandered off...
...into a dark, rather randomly placed forest...

MrBunsy
14 Nov 2004, 19:48
...called "Freds Forest", where he got thouorily lost...

wigwam the
14 Nov 2004, 19:55
so he asked a...

Cyclaws
14 Nov 2004, 21:00
so he asked a...
...goblin which way to go. The goblin pointed him to... www.andrewtaylor.tk <--NOT PART OF STORY

WormGod
15 Nov 2004, 06:37
... a hole in the ground, which lead him to another dimension...

Scotworm
15 Nov 2004, 13:20
...the 15thg dimension to be exact, which was treystrapped by a frumgle of schnarglee...
I love writing weird things!

Paul.Power
15 Nov 2004, 14:09
... whatever the hell that means. Anyway,...

UnKnown X
15 Nov 2004, 14:19
... the 15th dimension was too complicated for the poor bloke's eyes, so they exploded in a shower of vicars who all covered the planet with macaroni and cheese. However,...

Scotworm
15 Nov 2004, 18:53
...this didn't really matter to anyone, thanks to Dr. Deaths Yam ray, which ahd the special ability to...

MrBunsy
15 Nov 2004, 19:10
... turn the world into a giant marcaroni pizza...

Scotworm
15 Nov 2004, 19:41
...so that's what happened...

Cyclaws
15 Nov 2004, 20:08
...so that's what happened...
...but then, a great big wormy alien...

Fwd. Adm.
15 Nov 2004, 20:44
.....jumped around saying"Hey Steve!"

MrBunsy
15 Nov 2004, 20:46
...until steve shot the alien with a shotgun...

Fwd. Adm.
15 Nov 2004, 20:49
...until steve shot the alien with a shotgun...
Hey steve is just a random saying!
...jumped around saying "Hey Steve!"

Cyclaws
15 Nov 2004, 22:35
Hey steve is just a random saying!
...jumped around saying "Hey Steve!"
Umm...right. Continuing from Mr.Bunsey...
...but the inpact knocked steve off the planet...

Paul.Power
15 Nov 2004, 22:43
... and he was never seen again.
"Glad we got that cleared up," said...

Cyclaws
15 Nov 2004, 22:59
...Dr.Pie, who was atonished to see that...

Akdor 1154
16 Nov 2004, 06:10
...Dr. Death was now aiming his Macaroni-Pizza-transformu-thingy-ray-gun straight at him...

Paul.Power
16 Nov 2004, 08:49
... Dr. Pie countered by building a Cheese Ray™.
"Ha, now we're in a stand-off!", he yelled...

Scotworm
16 Nov 2004, 11:06
...they both fired at the same time, the rays of light collided and the world was turned into a macaroni pizza with cheese grated on top...

WormGod
16 Nov 2004, 16:21
... Meanwhile, back in the 3rd dimension, everyone was yelling at the prime minister for playing the wrong notes of the wormsong...

Scotworm
16 Nov 2004, 18:05
...In fact, he had recited the Darkside oath of allegiance, and was taken away by a mysterious Daksider called Betty...

Preasure
16 Nov 2004, 20:20
...To the batcave. Where he was tortured by a horde of bats and repeatedly excreted upon.

WormGod
16 Nov 2004, 20:45
The King of Darkness, Sqigll Lipuf, had the P.M.'s head chopped off, but the moment after, the God Cyprinus...

Paul.Power
16 Nov 2004, 20:58
... danced the polka on a washboard, thus reanimating the PM's corpse
"Ooh, nifty, a headless zombie PM!" cried...

Preasure
16 Nov 2004, 21:00
...Arnold Schwartzaneggar (sp, its got to be wrong) as he blasted him through the face with a hideouly large gun.

Cyclaws
16 Nov 2004, 21:02
...Arnold Schwartzaneggar (sp, its got to be wrong) as he blasted him through the face with a hideouly large gun.
...however, as we all know, Arny always just sprung back up. BUT, then the TX worm came through...

Reder8
16 Nov 2004, 21:31
...a giant thimball and...

Cyclaws
16 Nov 2004, 21:47
...a giant thimball and...
...started charging her plasma thingy...

WormGod
17 Nov 2004, 06:55
...at Jupiter, the beetle...

MrBunsy
17 Nov 2004, 19:53
whers this beetle come from?
...commited suicide at a very well timed moment...

Paul.Power
17 Nov 2004, 23:26
... "Oh no, it's the twelve thousand and seventh sign of the Apocalypse!" yelled...

WormGod
18 Nov 2004, 07:14
...Stanley Yelnats, waving his arms in the air. "We have to...

Cyclaws
18 Nov 2004, 20:31
...destroy all planets within our range...

Scotworm
18 Nov 2004, 20:39
...destroy all planets within our range...
...with custard pies...

Preasure
18 Nov 2004, 20:54
...and the gloomy and pointless trousers of Uncle Vanva.

Scotworm
18 Nov 2004, 21:03
...and the gloomy and pointless trousers of Uncle Vanva.
..AKA, worm7!...
........!

Reder8
18 Nov 2004, 21:06
Scot worm you dont need to press reply
...and his brother worm8...

MrBunsy
18 Nov 2004, 21:56
.. was moraly aganst destroying planets, and so tried to stop them...

Paul.Power
19 Nov 2004, 14:21
... with The Ultimate Bourbon Biscuit of Ultimate Power...

Scotworm
19 Nov 2004, 15:57
...then the queen herself shouted "Let the destrusction begin!"...

SuperBlob
19 Nov 2004, 16:05
...and let loose 2 freaks named Peter and Sam...

Scotworm
19 Nov 2004, 16:16
...who were travelling so fastnthey had dihoree
out of there mouth...

Fwd. Adm.
19 Nov 2004, 17:26
...Then the worm8 mobilized his mass army, seeing the biscuit had no effect...

Preasure
19 Nov 2004, 20:45
... and sent them to war while he watched from his mile-high tower and ate Chocolate Digestives until he was violently sick.

Scotworm
20 Nov 2004, 11:12
...all over SuperBlobs plans for his big-destructo-ray-type-thingy, which he was just skipping off to build...
See SuperBlobs signature, and you'll get the joke.

WormGod
20 Nov 2004, 14:44
...that day. Also at the time Paul.Power had invented a time machine...

Reder8
20 Nov 2004, 14:47
...which worked well, better than...

SuperBlob
20 Nov 2004, 14:48
...the other one he used so everyone was 'paint'ed...

Scotworm
20 Nov 2004, 14:50
...in there sigworm by xXDangerXx, at least Scotworm was, who, at the time, was playing an enjoyable game of golf, eating a takeaway haggis and chips, when suddenly...

WormGod
20 Nov 2004, 14:51
...everything started to turn...

Fwd. Adm.
20 Nov 2004, 18:23
...3D. After that, he chugged laxatives until he pooped out a living worm-like turd that was ALIVE!!!...

Preasure
21 Nov 2004, 16:02
...ALIVE!! Alive, I tell you! Mwhahahahaha!!! Whereupon the nice men in white coats came and put him in a nice soft room until he calmed down.

Scotworm
22 Nov 2004, 15:37
...then he confessed everything to them, including the fact that he was gay, but was secretely cheating on 2 wives...
The blob, that is.
..::Edit::...
NOT SUPERBLOB!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Fwd. Adm.
22 Nov 2004, 17:43
...Then "Hey Steve" busts the turd out of the jail thing and...

Scotworm
23 Nov 2004, 17:24
...kills all the gaurds with his mega-blasto-killalot-...

Preasure
23 Nov 2004, 19:47
...pheasant. Which was subsequenty shot by me after getting his sticky little mits on a nice little hunting rifle.

Cisken1
23 Nov 2004, 19:52
Meanwhile I was running down a mountain...

Scotworm
23 Nov 2004, 20:40
...Ben Nevis actually, highest mountain in Scotland, where Scotworm, (for some reason,) was also running down it...

MrBunsy
24 Nov 2004, 17:23
...and ran all the way to Skiddaw, the second tallest mountain in England where they met...

Scotworm
24 Nov 2004, 17:50
...slick, cowering in a corner because...

Cyclaws
24 Nov 2004, 23:38
...slick, cowering in a corner because...
...a great big monster was about to dig his...

WormGod
25 Nov 2004, 06:50
...brain out, when suddenly Cyclaws...

Scotworm
25 Nov 2004, 16:22
..bit the monsters neck, and feasted on the monsters very blood...

WormGod
25 Nov 2004, 16:23
...as the rest barfed into Bucket's bucket. :) ...

pilau
25 Nov 2004, 16:45
I've seen this on other forums too. Usually everyone ends up as zombies killing each other in various different ways.
Then, another nuke went off, turning EVERYBODY into green slimy zombies that were killing each other!

WormGod
25 Nov 2004, 17:29
...and as the Sun grew older and older, a much younger Sun was about to...

SuperBlob
25 Nov 2004, 17:30
...eat WormO'Hate's head, when suddenly...

MrBunsy
25 Nov 2004, 17:50
...it realised that suns can't actually eat things...

SuperBlob
25 Nov 2004, 17:51
...So it just hit him with a pole...

WormGod
25 Nov 2004, 18:13
...when it also realised Suns can't hit people with poles...

pilau
25 Nov 2004, 19:47
It lightened up the sky, as most suns do. Now our hero seeks...

Cisken1
25 Nov 2004, 19:51
the lost doughnut in the great tombs of a pharo with...

Scotworm
25 Nov 2004, 20:14
...Scotworm, who at this point was a zombie, so he killed our hero...

Preasure
25 Nov 2004, 20:17
... with an extendable toasting fork. For which Preasure killed him for copywright fraud and not using capital letters.

pilau
25 Nov 2004, 20:39
Then, the mighty Scotworm-Evil-Green-Zombie ("SEGZ") went on the journey to SEGZ-Utopia! When suddenly...

Scotworm
25 Nov 2004, 20:47
... nothing odd happened, which is odd for this story, but that's saying that something that's not odd is odd, which isn't right, I mean it's like saying good is bad, and bad is good, but it's not, I mean dong dong! Blerp, blerp, blerp, open the emergency doors, my aunts on fire, bleepybleepybleepyble- system overload, self destruct, se- KKKKKKEEEEERRRRRRRRRBBBBBBLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WWWWEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!

pilau
25 Nov 2004, 20:52
Yes. that is what had happened. So now SEGZ called for a system and hardware engineer, which he also ate. Shame. Back to you, bob.

Fwd. Adm.
25 Nov 2004, 20:54
CONTINUING WHERE PREASURE LEFT OFF
...everyone stares at Scotworm for his random post about burning aunts that explode or whatever he typed about...

pilau
25 Nov 2004, 21:01
Somebody, please ignore the one above me and continue where I stopped. Thank you.

SuperBlob
25 Nov 2004, 21:03
...bob:yes! Well, Weebl, Preasure is poking and poking the umm...thing that breached copyright and...

pilau
25 Nov 2004, 21:08
And then a lady shouted: "Oh my cat! Look at it - It's al gooy and it has green sparks flying out of his right leg and -" Then the lady suddenly fell silent. For she saw WORM9 aiming his Neutrino 2000 straight into her cat's (guess what) Anus! (...)

Fwd. Adm.
25 Nov 2004, 21:18
And then a lady shouted: "Oh my cat! Look at it - It's al gooy and it has green sparks flying out of his right leg and -" Then the lady suddenly fell silent. For she saw WORM9 aiming his Neutrino 2000 straight into her cat's (guess what) Anus! (...)Huh? Well, from what I understood...
...Artemis Fowl arrests Pilau for copyright infringement and the lady bites off her left finger which mutates into...

Cisken1
25 Nov 2004, 21:24
THE FINGER-NATOR wich ate splapp's dagger and then...

Fwd. Adm.
25 Nov 2004, 21:39
...Splapp's dagger eventually mutated into the DAGGER-NATOR and then...

pilau
25 Nov 2004, 22:24
*Typing this from Jail, for I am arrested* ...And then the ultimate DAGGER-NATOR evolves into a Zerg Hydralisk (man they own!) and then the Hydralisk calls all his Zerg friend and they destroy the universe! MWAHAHAHAHAH! Well, no not really. I lied. What really happens is that the DAGGER-NATOR explodes and then Worm 10 is born. Truth hurts, I know... But then...

Fwd. Adm.
25 Nov 2004, 22:44
...For thinking that ANY race is better than the Protoss, Pilau gets an iron cup...filled with Brunswick stew. Then, Pilau...

FatWhitey
26 Nov 2004, 03:37
...Accidently dropped the Brunswick stew which caused a hole on the ground Pilau looked in the hole and saw...

pilau
26 Nov 2004, 07:52
Pilau (or should I say I ?) saw the most wonderful thing on earth, which was...

SuperBlob
26 Nov 2004, 10:27
...me eating an evil...

pilau
26 Nov 2004, 12:36
...banana...

Scotworm
26 Nov 2004, 16:06
...then an apple, then a pear, then a plum, it kept changing forms all the time!...

MrBunsy
26 Nov 2004, 17:28
.. so much so that he could not take it any more, and threw up...

Scotworm
26 Nov 2004, 17:33
...as zombies tend to do anyway...

pilau
26 Nov 2004, 17:44
So, now SEGZ (if you have forgotten - SEGZ is Scotworm-Evil-Green-Zombie) couldnt stop throwing up, when he suddenly saw a huge hole in the ground below him. Then, falling at 1200 KPH he...

Scotworm
26 Nov 2004, 17:55
...had tender thoughts of ice-cream, lambs and fluffy puppies, then slapped himself, then muttered ....

Cyclaws
26 Nov 2004, 19:40
...omg im going to die...again...

pilau
26 Nov 2004, 19:57
...so, willing for the end to come, he shot himself. Isn't it logical? Now, in South America, Worm11

Cyclaws
26 Nov 2004, 20:15
...was on the toilet, reading his local newpaper, when he heard an allmighty...

pilau
26 Nov 2004, 20:27
Toeing! And then...

Reder8
26 Nov 2004, 20:34
...worms 12-20 took over the country led by...

pilau
26 Nov 2004, 22:03
...Me, and the rest of the forum posters. So, we formed an army of 11,598 forum members and slaughters worms 21-20. Now, the conclusion from this battle is...

Preasure
26 Nov 2004, 22:38
...That if you have better tactics, weapons, armour, generals, ground and more men, you will nearly always win.

pilau
26 Nov 2004, 22:46
This is a story of courage, honour, and worms! (...)

FutureWorm
26 Nov 2004, 23:36
[new story]
Once upon a time, a kid named Renaldo was running down the street when...

Cyclaws
27 Nov 2004, 00:00
[new story]
Once upon a time, a kid named Renaldo was running down the street when...
...a massive octo - worm appeard...
Yes, I have just watched Spiderman 2, and what.

pilau
27 Nov 2004, 06:01
And the giant octo-worm killed his family, then, out young hero, (...)

Swed Simon
27 Nov 2004, 10:34
...Went to his room and cried. All his life he had got bullied by everyone (you herd me, everyone) and now the only peeps that respected him were dead. Renaldo didn't want to go to school, it's not like any one forced him anymore. He started live less and less, all day he just watched the ceiling in his could apartment. He lived out of grass and dew. At the end his head become empty, he couldn't eat, feel, sleep or think. He just lie at the floor doing nothing. The body were now an empty shell. One morning, 7 months after Renaldos family got killed, he herd a voice in his head...
~Edit~
What? I'm trying to make things a bit dramatic.

MrBunsy
27 Nov 2004, 10:54
...it told him to go and search for the long lost city of Angalopolisopifog, so he started packing some things and...

Scotworm
27 Nov 2004, 11:33
...set off in his fathers tank, which he had rather luckily inherited...

Cyclaws
27 Nov 2004, 16:03
...set off in his fathers tank, which he had rather luckily inherited...
...over 1 million years ago...

Scotworm
27 Nov 2004, 16:26
...over 1 million years ago...
that doesn't make any sense, his father just died about 7 months ago! Read Sweds post again.

MrBunsy
27 Nov 2004, 17:43
but he INERETED it 1,000,000 years ago, you never know, his father might have given it to him early. but anway
...He drove the tank to Hearthow airport where he...

Fwd. Adm.
27 Nov 2004, 17:43
From Scotworm's post
...As he was driving happily along. Then he heard a voice in his head saying 'ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!' repeatedly. He swerved off the road and hit an old...
-edit-
crap! Bunsy posted while I was typing! Continue from his...

pilau
27 Nov 2004, 20:42
From Scotworm's post
...As he was driving happily along. Then he heard a voice in his head saying 'ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!' repeatedly. He swerved off the road and hit an old...
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Anyway, continuing from Fwd. Adm.'s post:
...Treehouse...

Fwd. Adm.
27 Nov 2004, 20:48
...Killing a group of four-year-olds. Then the Protoss mortally wound Pilau. And the Zerg and Terran.

WormsME
28 Nov 2004, 15:36
then he heard a shot and fell down...

Scotworm
28 Nov 2004, 17:41
a hole, which was black, so he fell into a black world, thus killing everyone, except all the forumers...

pilau
28 Nov 2004, 19:56
Then the Protoss mortally wound Pilau. And the Zerg and Terran.
(In a Terran hospital the planet of Tarsonis) Then he was alone, very alone, so SEGZ started eating his own fingernails. Not to mention his own toenails. Yuck.

Fwd. Adm.
29 Nov 2004, 17:19
Tarsonis got destroyed, Pilau :p
...Then he fell into the center of the hole. He hung in mid-air for a split second before he imploded, since the gravity was pushing at him so hard from all sides. Then, Starcraft n00b:p
Pilau...

WormGod
30 Nov 2004, 07:03
... played Hopscotch in the light of the Sun reflected by the Moon, until...

pilau
30 Nov 2004, 13:59
Tarsonis got destroyed, Pilau :p
Holy Guacomoly! When?
Anyway, we're not talking about me, here, we're talking about SEGZ, which is Scotworm-Evil-Green-Zombie :)
Continuing story:
...SEGZ ate him. Puked him, and ate him again. Then Super Mario Bros. showed up from the sky...

SuperBlob
30 Nov 2004, 14:42
...and said: "Ah crud on a stick, we're in the wrong universe, let alone the wrong game!" and...

Scotworm
30 Nov 2004, 15:50
..jamp into a green pipe which popped up out of the ground ehich took them back to the mushroom kingdom..

Iguana
1 Dec 2004, 15:21
..jamp into a green pipe which popped up out of the ground ehich took them back to the mushroom kingdom..
But then, he got teleported into Hyrule. :rolleyes:

Cisken1
1 Dec 2004, 15:29
And fell on the great big flan in the sky who was...

WormGod
1 Dec 2004, 17:20
...really Cisken1, the Man in the Moon...

Fwd. Adm.
1 Dec 2004, 17:28
Tarsonis was destroyed in Starcraft:Ghost, Pilau.
...Seeing Mario and Link arm wrestling on the moon, SEGZ said "ME WANNA PLAY TOO!" Link got flushed down a toilet that just appeared out of a warp rift from...

Scotworm
1 Dec 2004, 19:51
...SEGZ brain, which he had been somehow sucked into. Then an alarm clock went *Ding-a-lin-a-ling-a-ling!* and worm1 woke up, realising this whole fiasco was just a big dream...

Fwd. Adm.
1 Dec 2004, 20:03
...and worm1 got out of bed and inhaled a can of cheez whiz. Then Scotworm...

pilau
2 Dec 2004, 12:37
Tarsonis was destroyed in Starcraft:Ghost, Pilau.
Holy shlamola!
...and worm1 got out of bed and inhaled a can of cheez whiz. Then Scotworm...
You mean SEGZ.
(Continuing from Fwd. Adm's post)
...created a huge Kame-Hame-Ha wave and ruined the moon, so now...

Scotworm
2 Dec 2004, 13:00
...The Frap, (moon people,) were dead, every last one of em...

Fwd. Adm.
2 Dec 2004, 17:21
...and then Pilau's copyright-infringed kamehameha wave rerouted on the very spot on the set of "Uncle ****'s House"...

Cisken1
2 Dec 2004, 18:14
wich exploded into various flan-like creatures who had the big piece of bean in the sky!

Preasure
2 Dec 2004, 19:38
...And used the piece of bean as the basis for a great and epic quest that would have made millions as a film, but sadly wasn't filmed because the flan creatures are only a few centimeters high and were crushed by a giant cucumber.

WormGod
2 Dec 2004, 19:57
...which was suprisingly pink. A couple of weeks later, Bobby Bonjoe and SEGZ went to see A Series of Unfortunate Events...

Robin
2 Dec 2004, 20:12
...which was suprisingly pink. A couple of weeks later, Bobby Bonjoe and SEGZ went to see A Series of Unfortunate Events...
...in which they fell asleep in....

SuperBlob
2 Dec 2004, 20:44
...because it was so boring, unlike the books which I'm not trying to advertise here, but anyway, when the film ended, SEGZ and BB were still asleep...

WormGod
2 Dec 2004, 20:51
...until they heard a foghorn from Titanic...

Scotworm
2 Dec 2004, 21:14
...which caused SEGZ (which is me... 0_o) to go on a people eating rampage again, starting of by guzzling the rather unfortunate...

FatWhitey
2 Dec 2004, 21:17
...Waffle Kids of the tribe Eggo, BB went into one of the kid's hut and found...

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