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TeDdywoRm
24 Dec 2007, 06:17
You get two metres of a ruler(I don't have any ideas for the moment).
I insert the thing back.

yauhui
24 Dec 2007, 10:53
you get a ruler shot into your eye.
i insert this (http://thefreaks.deviantart.com/art/Merry-Christmas-72851883).

Shadowmoon
24 Dec 2007, 12:44
You get a stone.
I insert a sword.

ShadowLord
24 Dec 2007, 12:57
You crit Vending Machine for 5079 damage.
You have slain Vending Machine!
Vending Machine dies.
/target Vending Machine
/cast Resurrection

SgtFusion
24 Dec 2007, 17:01
The machine revives, and spits out the sword at you.
I insert this text.

Shockdude
24 Dec 2007, 23:32
`/0|_| 637 1337
i insert the http://forum.team17.co.uk/images/editor/removeformat.gif icon
:p

Plainplane
24 Dec 2007, 23:44
You get strikethrough text.
I insert this: :eek:

SgtFusion
25 Dec 2007, 06:13
You get :p.
I insert http://www.Photo-Host.org/thumb/904903isometric03.png.

Pyramid
25 Dec 2007, 06:20
You get a worm version of Chernobyl
I insert my hollyday spirit

yauhui
25 Dec 2007, 07:06
You don't get anything, for you don't have any.
I insert my homemade durian popsicle.

Plainplane
25 Dec 2007, 16:45
The machine catches fire, and you get back your popsicle, melted.
I insert a fire hose.

SgtFusion
25 Dec 2007, 20:10
You get high-pressure water blasted into your face.
I insert :cool:.

Plainplane
25 Dec 2007, 20:34
You get a beach towel and a free vacation to a beach that is suffering from red tide.
I insert a dead fish.

Kelster23
25 Dec 2007, 23:43
You get a living fish.
I insert wild GOD.

yauhui
26 Dec 2007, 05:21
You get a wild boar.
insert Feliz Navidad (yes, argentine, chilean and spanish for merry christmas, and is the title of a rather popular christmas carol.)

Pyramid
26 Dec 2007, 05:36
You get a wild boar.
insert Feliz Navidad (yes, argentine, chilean and spanish for merry christmas, and is the title of a rather popular christmas carol.)
You get Feliz Natal (yes, brazillian for Feliz Navidad)
I insert a little baby dragon

yauhui
26 Dec 2007, 11:35
You get a surprise - the baby dragon is female.
I insert yaoi.
You get Feliz Natal (yes, brazillian for Feliz Navidad)
I thought it was "Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo"..
EDIT: Just noticed, Feliz Natal is portuguese too.

TeDdywoRm
26 Dec 2007, 11:55
The machine chokes and explodes due to what you just inserted!!!(Stupid wikipedia!):mad:
**Resurrects machine
And so you get a punch and spews the thing back at your face by the machine.
I insert Maligayang Pasko(Filipino for Merry Christmas.).

yauhui
26 Dec 2007, 13:21
You get Santa Clause.
I insert the hat you stole from Santa while he was dozing off.

TeDdywoRm
26 Dec 2007, 13:58
You get in a fight with lots of miniature elves because of Santa's hat.:p:rolleyes:
I insert all of the blood spilled from what just happened and all of the weapons used.
(Sorry, I don't have any ideas..AGAIN!)

SgtFusion
27 Dec 2007, 01:23
You get verschüttete blut.
I insert BIG,bold,italicized,underlined purple neon text that says "THIS IS SPARTA THE TEAM17 FORUMS!!!1!"

Plainplane
27 Dec 2007, 02:24
You get nice, tasty Spam.
I insert a key.

TeDdywoRm
27 Dec 2007, 04:39
You get all keys you lost.
I insert a door.

Pyramid
27 Dec 2007, 06:11
You get a "Knock knock" joke
I insert a crying emo

yauhui
27 Dec 2007, 13:48
you get emo-fied. by angelus.
insert a favourite (http://anissa34.deviantart.com/art/Sasuke-s-Return-Chapter-1-44865404).

TeDdywoRm
30 Dec 2007, 07:30
You get emo-fied by Angelus due to the fact I can't see it.
I insert a firecracker.Lots of it.

yauhui
30 Dec 2007, 08:27
You get poninja (?!).
I insert this (http://thefreaks.deviantart.com/art/I-am-Fox-Chapter-1-73245252).

Liketyspli
30 Dec 2007, 11:53
You get that.
I insert Pepsi Max and CocaCola Zero.

yauhui
30 Dec 2007, 12:22
Your tastebuds burn.
Insert Microsoft WordPad.

Geckogirl
30 Dec 2007, 12:44
You get Notepad.
I insert a old "Tetris" Gameboy cartridge.

yauhui
30 Dec 2007, 13:21
The machine shoots it back at you because it is outdated and.. incompatible.
Insert your worst nightmare (http://thefreaks.deviantart.com/art/I-am-Fox-Chapter-2-73327782).

Plainplane
30 Dec 2007, 15:39
You get death.
I insert some glass cleaner.

yauhui
30 Dec 2007, 16:03
You get Cillit Bang - BANG! And the dirt is gone.
Insert manga.

SgtFusion
30 Dec 2007, 19:13
You get anime.
Insert $ome ˘a$h.

Plainplane
30 Dec 2007, 19:39
You get an empty wallet.
I insert a peanut.

robowurmz
30 Dec 2007, 20:05
The Librarian from the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett comes out and wallops you into pulp.
I put the pulp in.

Plainplane
30 Dec 2007, 20:48
You get hit by a car.
I put your imaginary cat in.

SgtFusion
30 Dec 2007, 23:37
You get a real cat*, which mauls you badly.
Insert some shredded cow.
*leopard
EDIT: How the heck do I change the colour of text?

Liketyspli
30 Dec 2007, 23:46
You get 2 Shredded cows.
I insert myself.

poninja
31 Dec 2007, 02:43
you get get a dancing super hero
insert super wirm!111!!"!"

yauhui
31 Dec 2007, 03:39
get infraction point.
insert wii.

Plainplane
31 Dec 2007, 05:28
You get a Yes.
I insert a No.

yauhui
31 Dec 2007, 06:02
You get slapped by the girl in your neighbourhood.
I insert an African. (Guess who!)

TeDdywoRm
31 Dec 2007, 07:06
You get a foreigner who slaps you and says "I don't know".
I insert some other things which Yauhui just inserted.

yauhui
31 Dec 2007, 09:53
You get punched for not stating which.
i insert Cyworld.
"I don't know"
It's Hackerman!!!:mad:

Plasma
31 Dec 2007, 14:43
You get dumb.
I insert the letter Zero.

Pyramid
31 Dec 2007, 14:53
You get dumb.
I insert the letter Zero.
You get a number A
I insert a round house kick

yauhui
31 Dec 2007, 15:06
You get House MD.
Insert Detective Conan Volume 60 English full manga scanlation download (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3TGI6FCK).

TeDdywoRm
31 Dec 2007, 15:17
You get Shinichi.
I insert Conan.(And Melon.)

Shadowmoon
31 Dec 2007, 15:20
You get a kick up the butt
I insert some false teeth

TeDdywoRm
31 Dec 2007, 15:22
You get an Old woman (figures.).
I insert Armageddon.

yauhui
31 Dec 2007, 15:25
you get mayhem.
insert Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

Shadowmoon
31 Dec 2007, 15:26
You get a holy-hand grenade
I insert a bible

TeDdywoRm
31 Dec 2007, 16:09
You get a Bible verse.
I insert a "Happy New Year!".

Plainplane
31 Dec 2007, 16:16
You get fireworks.
I insert a sunflower.

Shadowmoon
31 Dec 2007, 19:29
The sunflower is too big! the machine spits it out!
You get an error message

SgtFusion
31 Dec 2007, 19:51
I insert the person above me, since he forgot to insert something.

Shadowmoon
31 Dec 2007, 19:52
I insert the person above me, since he forgot to insert something.
You get another error message
I insert the universe

Kelster23
31 Dec 2007, 22:12
You get a star.
I insert a Rubix Cube.

Plainplane
31 Dec 2007, 22:47
You get a Rubix Pyramid.
I insert the new year.

SgtFusion
1 Jan 2008, 06:17
You get the old year, which causes a time paradox, deleting the universe.
Once the universe is somehow reconstructed, I insert next week.

yauhui
1 Jan 2008, 06:53
you get slapped by God because He hasn't planned the schedule of events for next week.
I insert a penteract.

SgtFusion
2 Jan 2008, 20:21
You get a tesseract, which, since it is 4-dimensional, causes your brain to explode by looking at it.
I insert 2kg of shaved ham.

Plainplane
2 Jan 2008, 20:44
You get crushed by a really fat pig.
I insert a duck.

SgtFusion
3 Jan 2008, 02:50
A deafening "QUAAAAACK!!" is heard from inside the machine, which promptly spits out a metric ton of feathers on top of you.
Insert a boulder bowling ball.

yauhui
3 Jan 2008, 12:20
you get a Smart Fortwo flying at you after a course of collision with a highway boulder strike.
Insert the Fifth Gear episode which showed a Merc S-Class crashing into a Smart Fortwo at 60 mph each, head-on.

Kelster23
7 Jan 2008, 21:38
You get caught in the crash.
Insert Revolver.

kikumbob
7 Jan 2008, 22:07
You don't get anything. It's gun amnesty week.
I insert the forum.

TeDdywoRm
8 Jan 2008, 10:55
You get lots of threads, and spam.(Figures.)
I insert Plainplane's jetpack.

yauhui
8 Jan 2008, 11:18
you get his holy hand grenade and... it's trigger pin has been pulled off!
I quickly insert the holy hand grenade!

Kelster23
8 Jan 2008, 18:40
You get the pin.
Insert Half-Eaten Corpse.

Liketyspli
8 Jan 2008, 23:25
You get "The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power Super Powers" for 1 day.
I insert a ticking time bomb.

shadowman
9 Jan 2008, 00:29
You get an explosion. It stings.
I insert the remnants of muscular worm.

Kelster23
9 Jan 2008, 16:37
You get a Tuque.
Insert Sasuke.

robowurmz
9 Jan 2008, 18:03
Hidden Leaf Village comes out and destroys everyone.
I put a bowl of Ramen in.

TeDdywoRm
10 Jan 2008, 13:22
You get a yellowish toupee.(With some dandruff on it...):p
I insert some anime.

Rarsonic
10 Jan 2008, 14:45
You get a lot of cosplayer fangirls.
I shoot the machine with a rocket launcher.

TeDdywoRm
10 Jan 2008, 15:31
The machine spews out a some sort of a glove and deflects the rocket on back to you.
I insert Rarsonic's blacked-out face.
(Sorry..'-.-)

Rarsonic
10 Jan 2008, 15:46
You get NOTHING!
I insert Willy Wonka.

Metal Alex
10 Jan 2008, 21:48
You get an army of oompa loompas armed with candy.
I insert magic powders (old GB Zelda game refernce, just to inform :p)

Kelster23
10 Jan 2008, 22:45
You get, well, Crack!
Insert a Moose.

yauhui
11 Jan 2008, 10:36
You get a mousse.
Insert the Worms 3D for Mac that Dream17 is giving away.

Reder8
11 Jan 2008, 19:43
Dream17 take it back...and you get nothing
I insert a Cowboy

Plainplane
11 Jan 2008, 21:56
You get your choice of a pirate, a robot, or a ninja. If you pick the wrong one, the machine will attack you.
I insert a dollar.

GeneralTNT
11 Jan 2008, 22:12
You get nothing and you really wanted that dollar back.
I put in my armband

Plainplane
12 Jan 2008, 05:35
The machine rejects the armband because it is covered in sweat.
I insert another dollar.

Metal Alex
12 Jan 2008, 17:24
The machine buys Ice Cream.
I insert a sudoku.

Reder8
12 Jan 2008, 18:59
The machine kills itself.
I insert a robot to fix the machine

Plainplane
12 Jan 2008, 19:29
The robot fixes the machine, then it attacks you.
I insert some romantic flowers.

TeDdywoRm
13 Jan 2008, 02:26
You get a date with a some-sort of a.....(err, nevermind.)
i insert Error's guitar.

Plainplane
13 Jan 2008, 04:34
You get tickets to an orchestra.
I insert a trumpet.

yauhui
13 Jan 2008, 07:03
you get an elephant.
insert elijah woods.

TeDdywoRm
13 Jan 2008, 12:48
You get Frodo and err, that dude who says "My precious!" every minute.
I insert the Ring.

yauhui
13 Jan 2008, 13:15
you get Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Insert equus.

Liketyspli
13 Jan 2008, 17:20
You get a note: "What is it?"
I insert Led Zeppelin IV.

Metal Alex
13 Jan 2008, 18:57
You get an epic mountain.
I insert an idea bulb.

robowurmz
13 Jan 2008, 19:46
You get an idea candlestick. On a stick.
I put Garry's Mod in! And Portal! And the Half-Life Series! And Psychonauts!

Rarsonic
13 Jan 2008, 21:29
You get System Shock :p
I insert a word

shadowman
14 Jan 2008, 00:40
You get a rapper.
I insert my videocard.

Kelster23
14 Jan 2008, 03:10
You get an XBOX.
Insert Hell's First Born.

Plasma
14 Jan 2008, 07:55
You get a spawn of Santa.
I insert a perfectly ordinary rabbit.

TeDdywoRm
14 Jan 2008, 10:09
You get a perfectly extraordinary rabbit who eats people and...Worms!!!
I insert the rabbit quickly!!

Liketyspli
14 Jan 2008, 11:29
You get a rabbid.
I insert a piece of pie.

yauhui
14 Jan 2008, 12:51
you get pi.
i insert assasin's creed.

Metal Alex
14 Jan 2008, 14:45
You get a bloody dagger, and you get in prison unfairly. Afortunately, your brother decides to tatoo a map of the prison on his body, make a crime to be on the same prison, and try to take you out of there. You two finally manage to scape somehow, and you become a fugitive. Looking for revenge on the assasin that made you go through all this.
I insert a cake.

Shadowmoon
14 Jan 2008, 16:29
You get a candle!
I insert a piece of burnt toast.

Kelster23
15 Jan 2008, 05:29
You get a piece of frozen bread.
Insert Ryuk. With an apple.

Plainplane
15 Jan 2008, 17:54
You get a random guy. With your former teacher.
I insert a license plate that a stray cat was carrying.

Shadowmoon
15 Jan 2008, 17:56
You get your driving license!:cool:
I insert a disco ball!

Metal Alex
15 Jan 2008, 17:58
You get 80's styled glasses.
I insert Pigbuster.

Shadowmoon
15 Jan 2008, 18:00
You get Pigbusters garbage barn.
I insert a pair of snazzy sunglasses!

Kelster23
15 Jan 2008, 19:25
You get Terminator.
Insert a Kit-Kat bar.

Plainplane
16 Jan 2008, 02:10
You get a piece that was broken off of something.
I insert a bright idea.

TeDdywoRm
16 Jan 2008, 10:08
You get 20 watts!(Meh.)
I insert ISP.

Kelster23
16 Jan 2008, 16:59
You get your IP address.
Insert Apple computer.

Plainplane
17 Jan 2008, 03:28
You get PC.
I insert an expensive gourmet chocolate.

SgtFusion
17 Jan 2008, 04:38
You get cheap imitation chocolate.
I insert a Tyrannosaurus Rex tooth.

Plainplane
17 Jan 2008, 15:19
You get a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
I insert a dog chasing a cat chasing a mouse.

Shadowmoon
17 Jan 2008, 21:41
You get spike, Tom and jerry (from tom and jerry)
I insert Daffy Duck.

Kelster23
17 Jan 2008, 22:27
You get Donald Duck.
Insert Zeeky H Bomb.

Plainplane
18 Jan 2008, 03:32
The machine says "Zeeky Doogy Doog" and there is a nuclear explosion.
I insert a random H bomb.

SgtFusion
18 Jan 2008, 05:56
You get a specific plutonium bomb, which explodes instantly.
I insert five steak pies.

Plainplane
18 Jan 2008, 15:00
You get a chocolate ice cream cake covered in ketchup.
I insert a giant 10 pound tub of mustard.

TeDdywoRm
18 Jan 2008, 15:19
The machine turns yellow and spews it out!(Good thing you managed to escaped it!)
I insert this (http://http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/stillalive.php).

Rarsonic
18 Jan 2008, 16:23
You find out that it seems that the site has been sold... :p
I insert the International Phonetic Alphabet

Plainplane
18 Jan 2008, 17:15
Some children start singing their A-B-C's.
I insert a piece of paper with "nothing" written on it.

Plasma
18 Jan 2008, 17:26
The paper cuts you.
With a knife.
I insert blood.

Kelster23
18 Jan 2008, 18:11
You get a half-crazy starved vampire who wants to eat you.
Insert said vampire, who seemed to have ate my hands in the process.

Shadowmoon
18 Jan 2008, 18:42
You get a pair of false fangs!
I insert a hot dog!

Rarsonic
18 Jan 2008, 18:55
You get a cold cat.
I insert Einstein.

Kelster23
18 Jan 2008, 19:41
You get Alexander Graham Bell.
Insert Cell Phone

Shadowmoon
18 Jan 2008, 19:48
You get a mobile phone!
I insert a robot.

Shockdude
18 Jan 2008, 21:44
the machine turns into a transformer that crushes you
i insert the cube thing from the movie
:p

robowurmz
18 Jan 2008, 21:56
*Vending Machine grows arms and stabs you before running away*
*New one appears*
I insert your charred remains.

Rarsonic
18 Jan 2008, 21:58
You get a Mr. Game & Watch
I insert Tiberium (green mineral from Command & Conquer)

Shadowmoon
18 Jan 2008, 21:59
You get a been watched status for inserting someones remains!
i insert a monkey!

Plainplane
19 Jan 2008, 00:21
You get a key that opens the machine.
I insert a digital camera.

Shadowmoon
19 Jan 2008, 00:32
You get a digital clock.
I insert a crying baby.

Plainplane
19 Jan 2008, 00:37
You get diapers, full of poop.
I insert some aspirin.

SgtFusion
19 Jan 2008, 04:25
You get a migraine.
I insert the computer I am using to type this post.

Shadowmoon
19 Jan 2008, 08:36
You get the laptop i am using to type this post!:cool:
I insert the Krusty Krab.

SgtFusion
19 Jan 2008, 17:20
You get the Chum Bucket and...PLANKTON!!
I insert Plankton.

Plainplane
19 Jan 2008, 17:38
100 cartoon characters of your choice walk out of the machine.
I insert a ticking clock.

Shadowmoon
19 Jan 2008, 19:42
You get the time travel machine of incredible power.
I insert a calculator.

Rarsonic
19 Jan 2008, 20:17
You get Paul.Power and AndrewTaylor.
I insert an umlaut.

SgtFusion
19 Jan 2008, 22:07
You get a macron.
I insert some tissues containing some of the green stuff from my nose.

Metal Alex
19 Jan 2008, 22:35
You get a wave of radiation, and you get suddenly burnt.
I insert your ashes.

TeDdywoRm
20 Jan 2008, 07:30
You get SgtFusion, only as a zombie.:p
I insert the tall zombie guy from Resident Evil.

Shadowmoon
20 Jan 2008, 09:47
You get a gravestone.
I insert my nintendo wii.

TeDdywoRm
20 Jan 2008, 09:50
The machine spews a PS3 at you.
I insert it back.

Shadowmoon
20 Jan 2008, 10:05
You get an Xbox 360.
I insert an alien worm.

Metal Alex
20 Jan 2008, 14:26
You get a green chocolate table.
I insert Rayman's left shoe.

Plainplane
20 Jan 2008, 17:01
You get Rayman's right shoe.
I insert a fox.

Plasma
20 Jan 2008, 17:08
You get a fox. This one has slightly darker fur, and a different face.
I insert everything that came out of the vending machine that wasn't put back in.
Including that fox.

Kelster23
20 Jan 2008, 18:12
You get everything that was inserted back in.
Insert a Death Note.

SgtFusion
20 Jan 2008, 18:31
You get a £50 note that says on it: "This note is legal tender for all bets, public and private." (I don't care if British £ notes don't say that kind of thing on them, because this one does anyhow)
I insert a £500 note.

Metal Alex
20 Jan 2008, 19:25
you get a 500€ note.
I insert some dodongos.

Plasma
20 Jan 2008, 20:29
You get an edible octorock.
I insert light to Gannon's lair.

Metal Alex
20 Jan 2008, 23:27
You get your face burned.
I insert ಠ_ಠ﻿.

Rarsonic
20 Jan 2008, 23:35
You get the character map.
I insert a chav.

Plainplane
21 Jan 2008, 04:43
You get a conductor.
I insert a lit match.

SgtFusion
21 Jan 2008, 06:18
You get an unlit candle.
I insert a banana bomb.

TeDdywoRm
21 Jan 2008, 09:23
You get an unlit candle.
I insert a banana bomb.
The machine trembles suddenly and thousands of worms fly out of the machine.
I insert some weapons.

Plainplane
21 Jan 2008, 16:55
You get even more worms.
I insert a microwave.

SgtFusion
21 Jan 2008, 19:07
Very strong microwaves are emitted from the machine, cooking you alive.
I insert your cooked body.

ShadowLord
21 Jan 2008, 19:25
You get a zombie. He's hungry.
I insert Unreal Tournament 3.

*Splinter*
22 Jan 2008, 16:55
You get a poorly written review

Kelster23
22 Jan 2008, 18:08
You get nothing!
Insert neopet.

Plasma
22 Jan 2008, 18:14
You get a slorg.
I insert the destruction it brings with it.

SgtFusion
22 Jan 2008, 21:40
The machine is destroyed by all the destruction. This, however, somehow causes a time paradox, which causes the machines shattered pieces to un-shatter and come back together.
I insert a $6.50 coin.

Rarsonic
22 Jan 2008, 22:27
You get under arrest for using false coins.
I insert Agent Luke

shadowman
22 Jan 2008, 23:09
You get a yellow scribble.
I insert Gordon Freeworm

TeDdywoRm
23 Jan 2008, 11:18
You get that guy with that tuxedo.
I insert the (Gun) thing you use in portal.

kolinmonk
23 Jan 2008, 12:39
the machine is transfered to the moon
i insert a candle

kikumbob
23 Jan 2008, 14:02
You get a box of matches. Its too bad you don't have a candle anymore...
I insert curiosity.

Rarsonic
23 Jan 2008, 14:12
You get a dead cat.
I insert 13375P34|<

*Splinter*
23 Jan 2008, 15:24
You get a dead cat.
I insert 13375P34|<
You get punched be an elitist moron

Metal Alex
23 Jan 2008, 17:06
You get punched by the machine, as the machine needs stuff like a drug.
I insert my free will

kolinmonk
23 Jan 2008, 20:19
Hitler cames and steals it
i insert a vending machine caused by the paradox that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it that as a vending machine caused by the paradox inside it etc,etc,etc.:confused:

Plasma
23 Jan 2008, 20:25
The machine divides by 0.
You get punched be an elitist moron
I insert the quote "You get punched. Be an elitist moron."

SgtFusion
23 Jan 2008, 22:51
The machine divides by 0.
You get punched be an elitist moron
I insert the quote "You get punched. Be an elitist moron."
You get punched by the machine, and you turn into an elitist moron because of it.
I insert pi, worked out to 19287356987432601928739034875601927845 digits.

Kelster23
23 Jan 2008, 23:13
You get that many apple pies.
Insert :(

Rarsonic
24 Jan 2008, 06:35
You get emo and cut your wrist.
I insert the blood-soaked razor.

TeDdywoRm
24 Jan 2008, 10:38
You get soo depressed you'd kill yourself right now.
I insert ninja rope.

kolinmonk
24 Jan 2008, 12:25
a samurai comes flying out of the machine
i insert my school janitor:rolleyes:

kikumbob
24 Jan 2008, 17:52
The school janitor inserts YOU.
I insert sex. Lots of sex.

Plasma
24 Jan 2008, 18:47
You get banned. Lots of banned.
I insert a band.

SgtFusion
24 Jan 2008, 21:12
A rubber one flies out of the machine and hits you in the eye.
I insert twenty dollars worth of unleaded petrol.

Kelster23
25 Jan 2008, 04:21
You get 20 dollars worth of leaded petrol.
Insert Robot Chicken.

kolinmonk
25 Jan 2008, 11:39
you get a roasted piece of metal
i insert nothing, nada, zilch, zero

yauhui
25 Jan 2008, 14:14
you get a grouch.
i insert a CMOS sensor.

tgworm
25 Jan 2008, 17:59
You get a big slap for being smart.
I put in an old chinese man.

Shadowmoon
25 Jan 2008, 18:02
You get an old indian man!
I insert a stinking sock.

tgworm
25 Jan 2008, 18:59
You get a bad cough.
I throw in a 4 of Spades.

SgtFusion
25 Jan 2008, 21:06
You get a club of hearts.
I insert a fake diamond.

Kelster23
26 Jan 2008, 05:25
You get half a carrot.
Insert Burned Ashleah

Plasma
26 Jan 2008, 11:38
You get Heartove.
I insert a boquet of asses.

Kelster23
26 Jan 2008, 21:36
You get an ass made out of bouquets.
Insert Plastic Jesus.

tgworm
26 Jan 2008, 21:38
You get a huge slap on the face
I insert a Jackson Five Tribute Band

Kelster23
26 Jan 2008, 21:44
You get Micheal Jackson!
Insert 4 year old boy in hopes MJ will follow.

tgworm
26 Jan 2008, 21:46
YOU GET A GIANT DI*DO
I throw in a sexist comment

Plasma
26 Jan 2008, 22:57
You get a Plasma look-a-like.
I insert my man-cannon.

Kelster23
28 Jan 2008, 03:13
You get a woman-launcher!
Insert Uber Alles.

SgtFusion
28 Jan 2008, 03:38
I don't know what that is, but I'm going to get the English translation of the German words closest to those words. So, since you inserted a location (everywhere), you get nowhere.
I insert a black hole.

Kelster23
28 Jan 2008, 06:06
You get a vacuum.
Insert Babelfish.

poninja
28 Jan 2008, 06:07
you get google
insert Yahoooo!!

TeDdywoRm
28 Jan 2008, 10:06
You get an emoticon and says "YAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!", and so making you deaf.
I insert dopefish.

SgtFusion
28 Jan 2008, 18:30
You get a fish stuffed with dope.
I insert a pile of sand.

Kelster23
28 Jan 2008, 18:54
You get the Sahara Desert
Insert the Magic Potion from Asterix.

tgworm
28 Jan 2008, 19:00
You get the entire population of Gaul
I insert Obelix.

SgtFusion
28 Jan 2008, 23:01
You get an Egyptian Obelisk, which lands on your left small toe.
I insert the pieces of my hair left over from shaving.

Metal Alex
29 Jan 2008, 00:21
You get an almighty beard!
I insert a used condom D:

tgworm
29 Jan 2008, 16:27
You get a bullet in your head.
I insert a rectom.

Kelster23
29 Jan 2008, 18:14
You get an anus.
Insert Mewtwo.

Plasma
29 Jan 2008, 19:25
Receive Lucario.
I insert Earthbound on the VC.

SgtFusion
31 Jan 2008, 04:53
I don't know what that means, so you get space-bound on a meteorite.
I insert a thick, juicy steak.

robowurmz
31 Jan 2008, 07:58
You get a thick, angry bull. He's not happy.
I insert Garry's Mod!

Rarsonic
31 Jan 2008, 14:30
You get SomethingAwful
I insert 4chan

yauhui
1 Feb 2008, 10:03
you get PORN!!!
I insert Shin Chan (which, in japanese, can be said as 4n chan also - 4 in japanese is "si".)

TeDdywoRm
1 Feb 2008, 10:16
You get a pic of him showing his ***** in front of his classmates.
I insert him back.

yauhui
1 Feb 2008, 13:55
you get him showing his butt to the whole world.
I insert Ashley Day for winning the Worms 3D.

Shadowmoon
1 Feb 2008, 17:02
You get a partyyyyyyyy!
I insert some balloons.

SgtFusion
1 Feb 2008, 17:09
You get a tyre, made of all the bits of rubber from the balloons.
I insert said tyre.

Shadowmoon
1 Feb 2008, 17:36
You get a balloon car!
I insert some coke.

SgtFusion
1 Feb 2008, 20:09
You get arrested for possession of illegal drugs.
I insert 10lb of CDs containing dubious contents.

Rarsonic
1 Feb 2008, 20:09
You get 1000 tons of children's stuff
I insert a Blu-Ray player

Shadowmoon
1 Feb 2008, 20:13
You get the PS3.
I insert a flaming katana.
PS: Sgt fusion, i clearly meant of the drink, not COCAINE!!!!!!!:p

tgworm
1 Feb 2008, 22:53
You get a swordfish
Lob in a basketball.

Shadowmoon
2 Feb 2008, 08:08
You get a football.
Insert a tennis ball

tgworm
2 Feb 2008, 11:15
You get a wet kipper smacked around your cheek I'll leave you to decide whether it's facial or buttocks
Throw in a cup of tea.

Shadowmoon
2 Feb 2008, 15:52
You get a wet kipper smacked around your cheek I'll leave you to decide whether it's facial or buttocks
Throw in a cup of tea.
Get somebody saying "urrgh! i hate cup of teas"
Insert teh best drink ever- fanta.

robowurmz
2 Feb 2008, 16:04
You get a bag of fail.
I put in a bag of skills.

Shadowmoon
2 Feb 2008, 16:06
You get a bag of rubbish skills.
Insert teh Electro katana!

Rarsonic
2 Feb 2008, 17:36
You get the Dragon's Tooth sword.
I insert a laser sabre

Shadowmoon
2 Feb 2008, 17:38
You get the flaming katana.
I insert one of those oil barrels in worms.

Basti@n
2 Feb 2008, 18:42
The machine is set on fire. I extinguish it.
I insert my bathroom.

Shadowmoon
2 Feb 2008, 18:42
You get a toilet.
I insert my laptop.

Basti@n
2 Feb 2008, 18:47
You get my computer.
I insert: :eek:

Shadowmoon
2 Feb 2008, 18:49
You get this.:confused:
I insert Mario.

Basti@n
2 Feb 2008, 18:57
You get 1000 goombas that want to kill you.
I insert 1-UP.

Shadowmoon
2 Feb 2008, 19:00
You get an extra life.
I insert Sonic the hedgehog.

Plainplane
3 Feb 2008, 00:16
You get a golden ring.
I insert a diamond ring.

SgtFusion
3 Feb 2008, 07:40
You get a golden diamond.
I insert this Chinglish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinglish) text: "Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan."

Rarsonic
3 Feb 2008, 17:25
You get babelfish.
I insert "insert"

kolinmonk
6 Feb 2008, 14:41
you get "you get"
i insert a pink striped cloud with yellow dots

tgworm
6 Feb 2008, 16:28
You get a hournea (sp?)
Insert a big poo.

Shadowmoon
6 Feb 2008, 16:52
You get a toilet.
I insert my curly hair.

Shockdude
7 Feb 2008, 02:44
you are now bald
i insert a smash ball
:p

yauhui
8 Feb 2008, 02:28
You get baseball.
Insert green_worm.

kolinmonk
8 Feb 2008, 11:25
you get a green_grenade
i insert "BIG FAT HAIRY ENVELOPES"

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