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Gardy Looo
29 Dec 2005, 16:02
Nothing, for he hated any form of medication...

wormthingy
29 Dec 2005, 17:41
..except for THE PILL:eek: (oh noes!)! cause he was feeling suicidal and...

Snoozy
29 Dec 2005, 18:16
he took the pill. Suddenly he was sucked into the MATRIX. He realized that it had been the wrong pill...

Shockdude
29 Dec 2005, 18:41
and barfed it out in an attempt to spit out the pill...

Rarsonic
29 Dec 2005, 19:49
but it didn't work, instead, that trapped him more into the Matrix.

Snoozy
29 Dec 2005, 20:00
Suddenly he found himself surrounded by 500 Agent Smiths asking him "Are you mIster Anderson?". Quite a delicate situation...

Rarsonic
29 Dec 2005, 20:17
Suddenly he found himself surrounded by 500 Agent Smiths asking him "Are you mIster Anderson?". Quite a delicate situation...
...of course, Gardy was frightened and became Ignatius, and started to burn everything...

Lucadia
29 Dec 2005, 21:28
But then he realised that his flames don't work in the matrix! So he....

Rarsonic
29 Dec 2005, 23:01
...peed, and the smell of the pee killed everyone and distorted the Matrix, allowing Gardy to escape...

wormthingy
30 Dec 2005, 09:26
...peed, and the smell of the pee killed everyone and distorted the Matrix, allowing Gardy to escape...
...if he wasn't hit by a big green chinese number( big green chinese numbers are immune for pee stanch )...

Lucadia
30 Dec 2005, 16:38
Which ate him and made him go to the Matrix 2, ITS BELLY!

Rarsonic
30 Dec 2005, 16:39
Then Snoozy and Rarsonic came and took Gardy out of Matrix 2 because they thought that was not making any sense...

E-102 Worm
30 Dec 2005, 17:41
...but then realised that the whole Matrix thing was all a dream...

wormthingy
30 Dec 2005, 19:28
....so they woke up and found out they've peed in there bed!:eek: so gardy, snoozy and Rarsonic jumped together in the...

Mr.cosmico
30 Dec 2005, 19:38
...BATMOBILE!!!...

wormthingy
30 Dec 2005, 19:40
.. to race of to the supermarket 'cause they were feeling very...

Lucadia
30 Dec 2005, 22:17
p!**ed (haha! get it?!) and bought themselves some towels to clean their....

Rarsonic
30 Dec 2005, 22:29
THE DARK WORMY EMPIRE RESTRICTS THAT CHAPTER FOR EVERYONE FOR BEING TOO EXPLICIT FOR SOME OF ITS MEMBERS(Rarsonic and Gardy) SO LET'S SET TO A NEW CHAPTER

Lucadia
30 Dec 2005, 22:33
Aww....
Once apon a time there lived a worm called....

E-102 Worm
30 Dec 2005, 22:39
...Fred who works as a(n)...

Rarsonic
30 Dec 2005, 22:47
...nothing, he is unemployed(he was a lietunant of the Universal Light Republic)...

Lucadia
30 Dec 2005, 22:56
...Which Universally Lighted Republics....

wormthingy
31 Dec 2005, 16:54
...but now he was fired.. he suddenly had a "bright" idea! he wanted to get revenge! se he...

Rarsonic
31 Dec 2005, 17:06
...went to neverland to recruit some children, but suddenly...

Steve14
31 Dec 2005, 17:13
... a big hand takes him ...

Rarsonic
31 Dec 2005, 17:21
...and throws Fred to Yollkaw, Worm planet's frozen moon...

wormthingy
31 Dec 2005, 17:23
..wich was pretty warm at the time of the year, about -270 degrees...

Lucadia
31 Dec 2005, 19:56
...He never felt that kind of heat before, It was usually -340 on the moon! So he...

Rarsonic
31 Dec 2005, 20:10
...wrapped himself with a blanket, because -270 ºC was enough cold, but then Rarsonic...

Me!!!
31 Dec 2005, 20:11
noticed that the blanket was full of...

Rarsonic
31 Dec 2005, 20:20
...endurium...

E-102 Worm
31 Dec 2005, 20:23
...so Rarsonic threw it away and found a more suitable blanket to keep himself very warm...

Me!!!
31 Dec 2005, 20:26
Unfortunately, serious-looking chickens found him and asked...

Rarsonic
31 Dec 2005, 20:30
Why did he throw a blanket full of a very valuable element...

Lucadia
31 Dec 2005, 20:31
.. that turns unborn children into mutated retardation...

Rarsonic
31 Dec 2005, 20:35
...but Lucadia gone wrong writing that in the exam, because endurium is the source used to produce dark energy.

Lucadia
31 Dec 2005, 21:16
...But Lucadia didn't know because he never researched imaginary elements....

wormthingy
31 Dec 2005, 21:27
.. so he took the blanket and grabbed his sword wich suddenly...

Lucadia
31 Dec 2005, 22:10
..Started vibrating and slashed the blanket untill it was left in...

Rarsonic
31 Dec 2005, 22:25
..Started vibrating and slashed the blanket untill it was left in...
...a dimensional portal that goes to Boporteli, the Jungle Moon of Worms' Planet

Lucadia
31 Dec 2005, 22:29
Which sucked him in. "Where am I?" said the confused worm. "You are in the moon's jungle!" said....

Rarsonic
31 Dec 2005, 22:30
...the automatic holographic replier that was in a tree...

E-102 Worm
31 Dec 2005, 23:25
...but it was the actual tree that was talking. The worm rubbed his eyes and said...

Lucadia
1 Jan 2006, 00:06
"What the #$%* are you?". Then came the thing's reply; "....

wormthingy
1 Jan 2006, 00:16
..." i'm in your head! i can make you do lot's of things.... like THIS!" the worm rapidly....

WormGod
1 Jan 2006, 00:23
...and the Worm reached into his stomach, and pulled out an acidic hot dog!

Rarsonic
1 Jan 2006, 00:25
And Fred died. We will miss him :( .
Meanwhile, Rarsonic was getting some fruits from the jungle...

Lucadia
1 Jan 2006, 03:03
"Ooh! This one looks yummy!" Exclaimed Rarsonic, so he popped it into his mouth and got explosive diarrhea which...

Rarsonic
1 Jan 2006, 09:24
...did nothing but burning the jungle, making that moon become the charcoal moon...

Lucadia
1 Jan 2006, 16:12
... Which started falling onto the worms' planet. "Hey! Lets try buring it!" And thats how BBQs were....

Rarsonic
1 Jan 2006, 16:41
... Which started falling onto the worms' planet. "Hey! Lets try buring it!" And thats how BBQs were....
...so popular, and on May 22th, at 13:37 everyone has to shout "OMGWTFBBQ!"
If anyone does not, he will be punished to death :p .

Lucadia
1 Jan 2006, 17:47
"OMGWTFBBW" Shouted the fragile little worm. "They don't know I'm on the charcoal moon because.....

Rarsonic
1 Jan 2006, 17:50
...i am a charcoal worm"

wormthingy
1 Jan 2006, 18:32
"OMGWTFBBW"...
but since he said "OMGWTFBBW" in stead of "OMGWTFBBQ" he had to be killed anyway, so he didn't care about slamming in to the worms planet

Lucadia
1 Jan 2006, 20:45
..Clearly, Typos accually CAN kill. They held the poor worm down and got a katana ready. It was lifted upwards, then....

Rarsonic
1 Jan 2006, 20:46
...the worm was holy protected by a forcefield, freeing him and escaping...

Lucadia
1 Jan 2006, 20:48
...By entering a space craft that looked exactly like a....

Rarsonic
1 Jan 2006, 21:05
...PLANETEATER :p ...

LightWorm
1 Jan 2006, 21:12
... But was called the planetheater which...

wormsfan77
1 Jan 2006, 21:17
...ate jaffa cakes...

wormthingy
1 Jan 2006, 21:18
...is the codename for a candy factory sponsored by the light empire...
I made a new page
I made a new page

Rarsonic
1 Jan 2006, 21:32
...faking the Dark Wormy Empire's mothership...
It's "Light REPUBLIC" not "Light Empire"

wormthingy
1 Jan 2006, 21:38
..by pasting burned hotdogs on their factory wich made it look black and...

E-102 Worm
2 Jan 2006, 02:08
...white because they were actually penguins, but the penguins got so fed up, they...

Gardy Looo
2 Jan 2006, 09:00
Attacked the worms with laser-sighted ballistas made out of overcooked weenies...

Lucadia
2 Jan 2006, 23:05
..Which crumble sometimes for some really strange reason....

Reder8
3 Jan 2006, 15:49
...and feed the soil, creating grass...

wormthingy
3 Jan 2006, 20:18
...coloured giant bananas wich smell like...
(somebody should make a painting or something about this! violent penguins that look like burned hot dogs, who create grass coloured bananas! )

Lucadia
3 Jan 2006, 21:35
... poo infested rotting 3 year old intestines of a decapitated avacado which...
hey... I'm just trying to be as random as possible!

Rarsonic
3 Jan 2006, 22:45
...turned into socks making a black hole which destroyed everything returning to the start, when Worm1 went for a walk...
See page 1

Lucadia
3 Jan 2006, 22:49
"Hey, Whats this?" asked the curious worm pointing at a...

E-102 Worm
3 Jan 2006, 23:36
...monkey with pink skin and no tail, "No tail? How could that be?". Worm 1 found the answer at...

collin
4 Jan 2006, 03:38
his computer screen.then he...

Lucadia
4 Jan 2006, 04:15
... Took out his super +9 double socketed sniper rifle (with x5 zoom!) and he...

Steve14
4 Jan 2006, 11:46
... shoot the 2000 year old ming vase behind the ...

wormthingy
4 Jan 2006, 13:51
.. pink-skinned-tail-less-monkey wich suddenly started to vibrate! causing a lot of...
(have we all gone mad!? the answer:

E-102 Worm
4 Jan 2006, 14:16
...giant cookies to crumble and then explode, and eventually...

Lucadia
4 Jan 2006, 14:23
..The monkey vibrated to much, causing the planet to explode and shooting all the worms to a planet called....

wormthingy
4 Jan 2006, 14:26
.."OMGWTFBBW" where bbw-ing is very popular! so every 4th of may they all go...

Lucadia
4 Jan 2006, 14:27
...To the cemetary to find any fresh meat to cook whilst...

wormthingy
4 Jan 2006, 21:19
..dancing arounf in mini skirts while saying "OMGWTFBBW" to make the evel BBQ spirits go away and make them...

Rarsonic
4 Jan 2006, 22:07
...dance some salsa...

Metal Alex
4 Jan 2006, 22:48
Then the salsa became a truck!
Lol! now try to draw this!

Rarsonic
4 Jan 2006, 23:51
...that rushed everyone.
But everyone still alive, because that was a Big Rigs' truck...

Metal Alex
5 Jan 2006, 00:11
so it started to run at a 90 degrees slope withouth any effort, producing a massive teleportation and a trophy appear wich said YOU ARE WINNER.

Rarsonic
5 Jan 2006, 00:27
So everyone in the forum was winner from now on, even Splopp...

Lucadia
5 Jan 2006, 11:22
Except Lucadia, because he spent this whole time flying around like an idiot while...

Rarsonic
5 Jan 2006, 11:32
...HuntaKilla and Slick were...

Lucadia
5 Jan 2006, 13:16
Too busy drawing kick@$$ pictures! So then...

Gardy Looo
6 Jan 2006, 08:02
Luca took some E.V.I.L while reading Wormies' turtle po*n magazine...

Lucadia
6 Jan 2006, 13:45
...But it turned out Luca DOESN'T look at pr0n, he only had an avatar that had that word ON IT, so Gardy Looo...

E-102 Worm
6 Jan 2006, 14:47
...stopped the monkey from shaking by throwing a microscopic banana into his mouth. "I'm glad that's over, what next?" Gardy Looo then went to a...

Gardy Looo
6 Jan 2006, 14:57
Cafe'...........

Lucadia
6 Jan 2006, 15:16
And ordered a Triple esperaso because he was tired from this "Monkeying" around. When the coffe came, it was served by a.....

Rarsonic
6 Jan 2006, 18:10
...bit of WASABI, so Gardy gone mad and said:
BLWARFE GERR

Lucadia
6 Jan 2006, 18:39
But No one knew what that means, so they brought a translator and asked him what it means. So he said "It means...
EDIT: Some typos

Rarsonic
6 Jan 2006, 18:51
..."i want to go to the bathroom" so Gardy went to the bathroom and found that there were 2 people doing...well...THAT

Mr.cosmico
6 Jan 2006, 19:57
...and so he joined them...

Metal Alex
7 Jan 2006, 00:48
So then there were 3 people knitting like hell. Then, the rest of the café decided to join them, so then there were 374 people knitting in the bathroom. So we can get this conclusion: It was a big café. This created...

yo mama
7 Jan 2006, 01:51
hyper people drinking coffee. This made the cafe...

Lucadia
7 Jan 2006, 01:52
AN OUTRAGE! Knitting in that part of town was against the law. So the Wormie cops showed up and....

Rarsonic
7 Jan 2006, 12:42
...Gardy burned them all with a Mega-Blast. The Dark Wormy Empire was so proud of him that...

Lucadia
7 Jan 2006, 14:30
...They gave him some flowers which pleased him and made him cry tears of....

SuperBlob
7 Jan 2006, 14:54
...DOOM, which made everyone A'SPLODE!!!

wormthingy
7 Jan 2006, 15:11
..suddenly there was a bright flash! it was...

Rarsonic
7 Jan 2006, 15:19
...a Resonance Cascade that brought chaos everywhere...

Stroudy1
7 Jan 2006, 16:11
lol this pretty funny.
of flying worm santa's and they ......

Lucadia
7 Jan 2006, 18:16
STARTED KNITTING SOMEMORE!! omgwtfbbq?! The cops showed up again but this time with lethal weapons that...

Snoozy
7 Jan 2006, 18:17
... didnt work...

wormthingy
7 Jan 2006, 18:47
but did a good job at being clubs! so they killed everyone with their non-working weapons and they all died knittingly never after! on a day there was a...

Lucadia
7 Jan 2006, 20:16
Poopie in the middle of the road. Fred the worm squirmed right on it! "Eeewwwwww" said the worm while trying to....

wormthingy
7 Jan 2006, 22:43
stick his tongue in his nose while blinking. "that is just"...

Rarsonic
7 Jan 2006, 22:48
..."plain stupid" said its partner. So she got away.
But then Slick gropped her so she...

Lucadia
8 Jan 2006, 00:06
screamed. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GRABBING?" She said. "Well.. I just saw a...

Rarsonic
8 Jan 2006, 01:08
...flower and i wanted to pick up it" said Slick trying to excuse himself. The woman got a little calmed, but not that calmed so...

Gardy Looo
8 Jan 2006, 04:49
She stabbed Slick coz' she was HK...

Lucadia
8 Jan 2006, 13:20
The blood started pouring out with good effects! Since it WAS HK who drew it. "WHY DO YOU DRAW BLOOD?!" said...

Snoozy
8 Jan 2006, 13:31
wormthingy, who already asked a similiar question in a thread...

Koppis
8 Jan 2006, 16:11
...Which name he didn't say, because...

Metal Alex
8 Jan 2006, 16:57
he was the worm who sticked his tongue in his nose while blinking, wich made him mute, so...

Koppis
8 Jan 2006, 16:59
... He cutted his tongue off ...

Metal Alex
8 Jan 2006, 17:04
but didn't do much, because he was polilingual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This made all this exclamation signs to attack Koppis.

Lucadia
8 Jan 2006, 18:22
Which really did work! So the little worm shouted using more explanation marks to do a double attack on Koppis which...

Koppis
8 Jan 2006, 18:36
...Failed sadly, (hehe! not sadly for me!)...

WormGod
8 Jan 2006, 20:32
...and the midsummer sun descended upon them, as the universe's edges were being expanded by the amount of !s inside it, creating a..

Lucadia
8 Jan 2006, 20:39
big, massive, black hole which sucked so much (BWAHAHA) that everyone ended up in it leading them to a....

Rarsonic
8 Jan 2006, 20:58
...another Worms World, but every worm turned into a human, making the "sigworms" become "sigmen"...

Lucadia
8 Jan 2006, 21:12
..But unfortunatly one of that person caught Polio, His name was...

wormthingy
8 Jan 2006, 21:39
(i cant believe it! i'm a way for a couple of minutes and everyone starts making fun of me! ah big deal...:p )
.."the sick one" and everyone started to poke "the sick man" under the command of psyke the...

Gardy Looo
9 Jan 2006, 06:36
Sewerdweller of Tapalitapa...

WormGod
9 Jan 2006, 08:03
... Kazapikwan of the High Seas gave three young men a quest to find the cure for the common cold, which he told would also cure 'the sick man'. "Now go!" he ordered. "And don't come back until you have found the cure!"
"If you come before lunch, make sure to bring me a couple of beefburgers as well."

Gardy Looo
9 Jan 2006, 08:39
So they went to find a cure. Unluckily the salt beast of MAUHUAHAH ate them...

Akdor 1154
9 Jan 2006, 09:38
...and unfortunately the salt beast of MAUHUAHAH was then crushed to the size of a couple of atoms by the aforementioned black hole, with the side effect of fatality to said beast...

mark2
9 Jan 2006, 21:11
....started a chain reaction equal to 1 bln NUKES OMG OH NOES DUDE LOOK OUT!!!!11!1 A NUKE EXPLOSION!!111!!1!1!1!!!!!!
ha! ;)

Koppis
10 Jan 2006, 16:12
.. but he used freeze, and survived...

Gardy Looo
11 Jan 2006, 11:45
But then the unholy offspring of Unknown X, Unkown Q(spelling mistake intended), got infected...

WormGod
11 Jan 2006, 18:31
Thus activating its self-destruct mode. "Hurry!" shouted one of the adventurers, "Only 45 seconds left and no one's got an idea yet!"

E-102 Worm
12 Jan 2006, 17:44
Luckily someone found a couple of Jet Packs to escape, unfortunately they were...

Snoozy
12 Jan 2006, 18:05
out of fuel. Now the adventurers had to get some fuel within the next 30 secs...

Koppis
12 Jan 2006, 19:38
...or jetpack will blow up and..

Metal Alex
13 Jan 2006, 02:54
all avatars will start to go after them to eat them!
However, all the ! where also around...
see?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koppis
13 Jan 2006, 12:04
...but then they asked: "what you are doing with all those exclamation signs?" ...

Gardy Looo
13 Jan 2006, 12:24
Spamming...

Koppis
13 Jan 2006, 13:34
but the came a moderator there and he...

Metal Alex
14 Jan 2006, 01:44
noticed that Thomasp was behind him. He asked: "what are you doing?"
and he answered: "watching you"
so...

Koppis
14 Jan 2006, 10:11
he tried to run away and...

Lucadia
14 Jan 2006, 12:18
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!
Anyway,
It was too late! It was going to explode in 3 seconds! Fortunatly, the worm got an idea, he...

Mr.cosmico
14 Jan 2006, 15:27
...exploded, because the idea sucked. Then, a mountain appeared...

Lucadia
14 Jan 2006, 21:38
"PULL UP! PULL UP!" Cried the pilot worm as his tiny, solar powered, 8 winged, 16 engined plane shot towards it. But suddenly,...

Rarsonic
14 Jan 2006, 22:49
...a SAM Missile launcher appeared, and destroyed the fighter, which was piloted by a forum member...

E-102 Worm
14 Jan 2006, 22:50
...the mountain moved and blocked the light making the worm fall into a pit of...

Drunk-worm
15 Jan 2006, 01:12
...the mountain moved and blocked the light making the worm fall into a pit of...
...Male hookers...

Metal Alex
15 Jan 2006, 01:14
Time warping!!!!!
--------------------------Not part of the story----------------------------------
oh, and look, drawn makes even more nonsense!
Here!! (http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/1491/forumstory1ox.png)

Koppis
15 Jan 2006, 08:09
Haha good metal alex! do more like that.
anyway he warped to the age of the dinosaurs...

Drunk-worm
15 Jan 2006, 08:17
And stepped on a trap, a dinoworm (who could suprisingly speak english...) Gave him 3 choices..
1: Die.
2: Eat food and die.
3: I h4x story for an arwing and teh arwing blow u awayz

Me!!!
15 Jan 2006, 08:52
But he didn't choose any of the options. Instead, he pulled out a minigun and found out that...

Koppis
15 Jan 2006, 09:05
dinosaur was full of helium and it...

Me!!!
15 Jan 2006, 09:06
...was about to fart planet Earth to a galaxy far, far away...

Koppis
15 Jan 2006, 09:10
...which was full of jedi's and they...

Lucadia
15 Jan 2006, 11:02
Usually liked to cry "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~" when someone mentions that they are their fathers because...

Drunk-worm
15 Jan 2006, 11:42
Usually liked to cry "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~" when someone mentions that they are their fathers because...
...George lucas pays them to...

Metal Alex
16 Jan 2006, 20:41
skip go inside a paint wheel.

Rarsonic
16 Jan 2006, 21:12
and then the paint wheel gone stupid...

WormGod
20 Jan 2006, 18:33
And rolled down the hill!

Snoozy
20 Jan 2006, 18:46
and crashed into...

(Killers)
20 Jan 2006, 19:37
... A boulder, which falled...

Koppis
20 Jan 2006, 19:42
...into a pit where lives...

(Killers)
20 Jan 2006, 19:44
the evil lava troll, what eats...

Koppis
20 Jan 2006, 19:49
...everything, (expect lava)...

E-102 Worm
20 Jan 2006, 19:50
...and turns into a worm after he eats something. Everytime he's a worm, he can...

(Killers)
20 Jan 2006, 19:51
...snipe miles away with it's trusty sniper...

WormGod
20 Jan 2006, 22:09
..but since John had practiced playing Rag Doll Kung Fu, he could kick away the bullets with his mouse!

Lucadia
21 Jan 2006, 10:16
Little did he know, though, that snipers are usually caled "campers" or "noobs" in most games. So he took out his....

Steve14
21 Jan 2006, 10:22
... banana and ...

Lucadia
21 Jan 2006, 11:19
(that sounds wrong.... anyway)
Set the fuse to 5 seconds and threw it with all his might! It bouced off a wall
4...
it then bounced off a.....

(Killers)
21 Jan 2006, 11:55
John's head, and then...

Gardy Looo
21 Jan 2006, 13:41
went into the water. But, unusually, it 'sploded...

wormthingy
21 Jan 2006, 16:28
in to exactly 19462840865241313,3267896473294 pieces causing a giagantic tsunami!!!!

Koppis
21 Jan 2006, 16:33
...and then everyone died expect...

wormthingy
21 Jan 2006, 16:39
...the 19462840865241313,3267896473294 pieces. the 19462840865241313,3267896473294 pieces started to settl there own village called " the community of 19462840865241313,3267896473294 pieces "

(Killers)
21 Jan 2006, 16:47
But then, they had a rival village called "The community of 89265892869854,1652764382657 people. Population:89265892869854,1652764382657."

Rarsonic
21 Jan 2006, 16:49
Who were the worms who were not in the worm planet when the tsunami happened.

Furby
21 Jan 2006, 19:35
but were in fact dining in a small cafeteria somewhere beyond the seaside ...

Metal Alex
21 Jan 2006, 22:30
causing their death, and resurection altogether. Then...

Kelster23
22 Jan 2006, 00:33
a bunch of elephants invaded, but..................

Splapp
22 Jan 2006, 01:14
...couldn't go swimming because they'd forgotten their trunks...

Drunk-worm
22 Jan 2006, 02:47
...And they couldn't swim anyway.
But there was an elephant meat store nearby, so...

Lucadia
22 Jan 2006, 08:15
...They ran like hell right into the banana village. One elephant stepped on one causing it to explode and making a chain reaction of exploding 'nanas! The banana village elder.....

Gardy Looo
22 Jan 2006, 09:54
Papu Papu (sounds familiar? :p) used his pineapple catapults to kill the elephants. But...

Rarsonic
22 Jan 2006, 11:15
...did not realize that he was already dead...

Lucadia
22 Jan 2006, 13:29
So the elephants stomped and stomped on the 'nanas cause chain reaction heaven that eventually cause the destruction of....

E-102 Worm
22 Jan 2006, 18:49
...Wormaha Mountain, where all the cookies were, which was shaped like a...

Kelster23
22 Jan 2006, 21:54
Giant wedge of cheese,then....

Rarsonic
22 Jan 2006, 22:14
...Rarsonic appeared and realized that story wasn't making any sense, so he combine'd everyone...

Metal Alex
22 Jan 2006, 23:26
's weapons to get a fatkins strike, so there could appear a great paper with the following message:
"a thread of 5445 posts should be sticky!!!!!!"

Lucadia
23 Jan 2006, 15:43
But Thomasp thinks otherwise. He thinks this isa spamhole that should be closed. But no one wanted that, so they will keep on making these treads over and over till...

Snoozy
23 Jan 2006, 16:01
the mods and t17-staff form an ultimate alliance to kill all spam-threads...

Cyclaws
23 Jan 2006, 21:26
the mods and t17-staff form an ultimate alliance to kill all spam-threads...
...and thus this one ended.
The end.

Rarsonic
23 Jan 2006, 21:33
Let's move to another chapter!
Chapter i dunno watts it: The Light vs Dark Sides War

Metal Alex
23 Jan 2006, 21:48
The end
Let's move to another chapter!

WormGod
23 Jan 2006, 22:03
Chapter 0.7 - The Worm with No Brain
"STOP!"...

Lucadia
24 Jan 2006, 07:00
"STOP OR I'LL SHOOT" said the police worm as Da' Crook stole some expensive watches to.....

WormGod
24 Jan 2006, 19:49
Mike's Secret Labratory...

Lucadia
24 Jan 2006, 22:19
They were testing how to stop time by making watches go slowly, but were surpised to find that the sun was setting and the watch still said.....

Metal Alex
24 Jan 2006, 22:47
|'/\/\ c|/-\ |_337 \/\//-\7c|-| !!1one11! phear me!!1lol!!eleveeeen!!!

Lucadia
25 Jan 2006, 12:13
But no one did. ''What'cha gonna' do? Squish my wrist till I can't feel my hand?'' said Da' Crook. So the watch....

WormGod
25 Jan 2006, 15:46
turned its hands to face him, and...

Metal Alex
26 Jan 2006, 00:04
failed, because it hadn't any hands. It was just a watch...

E-102 Worm
26 Jan 2006, 00:13
...which can control time, but in the wrong worm hands, it can prove...

Lucadia
26 Jan 2006, 07:09
failed, because it hadn't any hands. It was just a watch...
Yes they do, it's those little thingies that point at the time :eek: :eek: :eek:
Anyway....
Dangerous because he can go back in time and kill off the first lightsider... THEN THERE WON'T BE ANY! But suddenly out of the blue came out....

WormGod
26 Jan 2006, 07:21
...AndrewTaylor, who had come to delete the Big Forum Story thread!

Lucadia
26 Jan 2006, 12:17
So the forumers all shouted ''NOOOOOOO!!!!!'' At the same time which caused a highly dangerous chemical reaction that.....

Metal Alex
26 Jan 2006, 12:24
--------------------offtopic--------------------------------
Yes they do, it's those little thingies that point at the time :eek: :eek: :eek:
OMG! you're right... But that one can't show the time then :p (Express fix)
Now, back to the story :D
--------------------offtopic--------------------------------
did nothing at all.
But Lucadia killed Andrew Taylor! wich caused him to become banned
However, the rest of the forum members...

Gardy Looo
26 Jan 2006, 12:53
had a party celebrating Luca's banning...

Plasma
26 Jan 2006, 19:08
...Which ended in everyone getting banned...

thomasp
26 Jan 2006, 19:18
YOU SAW NOTHING!!!
Thread "deleted" ;) as a little experiment to see how long it takes for it to be noticed.
Will be "undeleted" soon.
Incidentally, the following people have no lives - the number next to their username being an indication of how how much life they lack:
Fwd. Adm. 485
Apocalypse 356
twoapenny 315
Cisken1 276
LightWorm 241
super_frea 222
Scotworm 215
Tuke_Kid 179
WormGod 171
Preasure 160
E-102 Worm 156
wormsfan77 148
Lawd 136
tgworm 131
SuperBlob 104
Julian 83
Rarsonic 81
Metal Alex 74
Reder8 73
Me!!! 73
Made in 72
BuffaloKid 69
Krazy_92 69
pilau 66
jerms 63
Crossfire 62
Lucadia 57
Gardy Looo 56
DarthDarky 54
dansworms 54
guy3982894 53
Splapp 52
wccSplintr 45
Mr.cosmico 42
Plasma 37
Cyclaws 35
Drunk-worm 34
EP_Guy 32
Pieboy337 31
wormthingy 28
colt blood 28
Martian 27
marbig 24
MrBunsy 24
pinoocho 23
wormKING 23
dawnraid 21
pilot62 19
Melon 19
Focus 18
erm i d'no 17
Paul.Power 17
beaver2009 17
farazparsa 16
Reaperz 16
Sharp 15
cips 15
The Necro 14
Koppis 14
War Worm 13
WormOfFire 13
>DoomWorm< 13
DARKbeaky0 12
yappydog 12
TheRaj 12
Kelster23 11
psyke o_0 11
Met666 11
StupidWorm 11
Furby 11
Interesting how the person with the smallest "life" is banned :)

SupSuper
27 Jan 2006, 10:57
Woo I'm not in that list! Incidentally, I wonder if anyone would notice if we posted in the thread while it was "deleted" and brought it back with those posts still on :p

Paul.Power
27 Jan 2006, 11:04
I've posted 17 times. Hmm... ;).
Woo I'm not in that list! Incidentally, I wonder if anyone would notice if we posted in the thread while it was "deleted" and brought it back with those posts still on :pWell, we'd have to edit all these posts so they became story continuations...

SupSuper
27 Jan 2006, 11:06
I've posted 17 times. Hmm... ;).
Well, we'd have to edit all these posts so they became story continuations...Or just delete these and start over. But my question is, would people actually look at the post dates and go "hmm? wasn't the thread deleted then?". Now THAT would be a mystery for them to solve :p

Paul.Power
30 Jan 2006, 15:21
Someone noticed:
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=477818&postcount=1941

thomasp
30 Jan 2006, 17:50
Someone noticed:
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=477818&postcount=1941
It was noticed a little earlier :)
I'm wondering - should I "undelete" this, or not?

MtlAngelus
31 Jan 2006, 02:27
I don't think they miss it much :p

FutureWorm
25 Mar 2006, 05:16
[delete this]All right, let's undelete this thread and see what happens.
Obviously, edit out this part of the message and just leave the continuation of the story.[/delete this]
...and it seemed to be the end of things.
End Chapter 7
Chapter 8: The OSHI Complex
FutureWorm was ambling down the street, a day like any other. Nonchalantly, he glanced briefly over his shoulder. There was a stampeding cow directly on his tail!

Slick
25 Mar 2006, 06:44
After he told the cow to go bugger off he happend to stumble upon the...

Pickleworm
25 Mar 2006, 13:14
...Flying Dutchman's treasure...

FutureWorm
3 Jun 2006, 22:29
...when out of the blue came a...
rrr undelete this thread asap

thomasp
3 Jun 2006, 23:27
Been too soon after the "leaks"....
Although, I could remove your post, so as it then goes back way off the front page ;)

Pigbuster
4 Jun 2006, 02:45
I don't get why this should be undeleted. :p
Really, I don't think I ever found it funny. Its proper title would be "POST RANDOM CRAP LOOSLY TIED TO WHAT THE GUY BEFORE YOU SAID!"

FutureWorm
23 Jun 2008, 14:41
do you actually plan on undeleting this? it would be two years after the last post and still hilarious

Melon
27 Jun 2008, 22:15
Do you know what would be hilarious? Delete these last bunches of posts and "undelete" the thread so nobody notices, than have FutureWorm come along and necro it.
Then "delete" it again.
Hilarious.

FutureWorm
28 Jun 2008, 02:45
Do you know what would be hilarious? Delete these last bunches of posts and "undelete" the thread so nobody notices, than have FutureWorm come along and necro it.
Then "delete" it again.
Hilarious.
aw please do this

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