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redcounty
5 Nov 2005, 22:12
or was it? The next Tuesday, peter's mum

Sharp
5 Nov 2005, 22:22
said this was a no continued situation!!!

collin
5 Nov 2005, 23:18
then he complained abut his nuclear wedgie plant being desroyed...

Rarsonic
6 Nov 2005, 00:51
and started saving money to build a new one! ;) :D

colt blood
6 Nov 2005, 09:51
but every one died cause of the nuclear stuff so nothing to talk about the end !!!

BuffaloKid
6 Nov 2005, 09:53
But it isn't the end. For at that moment a large...

colt blood
6 Nov 2005, 10:02
big statue with the words THE END came down outa the sky so it realy ended could not go on no continue and every thing els that concludes its the end and cant go on

BuffaloKid
6 Nov 2005, 10:04
But in this we find an oxymoron of a paradox, concluding that the end can not go on, therefore any ending will instantly stop ending and start bending time into the shape of a somewhat aerodynamic donut. Ha ha, I am the greatest...

colt blood
6 Nov 2005, 10:31
noob of the world

BuffaloKid
6 Nov 2005, 10:38
said gardy looo. Well, something like that, it contained many more ones than that and the occasional roxxorz or something, but that's apprentices for you. Now I'd like some time to talk about the goody goody hoity toity namby pamby riffy raffy riff raff viltvodl daklamdepotidoisdinsoid endoscopicretrogramcolangeopancreatography exostentialismic economiflon antidisestablishmentareanism dioxyribonucleic acid spifferific raxacorycophalapatorious the second of the former yugoslavian republic of macedonia. This creature is...

Metal Alex
6 Nov 2005, 13:22
silly, but then, Alex appeared once again and said "OMG!!!1!one! I'm dying!!" and so he died... again. So then lots of frogs appeared to eat the creature, but they didn't notice...

colt blood
6 Nov 2005, 17:04
that they died to

Sharp
6 Nov 2005, 18:35
..from a massive explosion that wiped out the earth and mankind. | end

DarthDarky
6 Nov 2005, 18:44
NO! IT NEVER ENDS!
Worm3 was disturbed. He was on an asteroid, one of the fragments of the destroyed earth. What to do now? He decided to...

Sharp
6 Nov 2005, 18:52
go ask bloodsucking alians for a game of blackjack whilst having a cup of hot chocolate

colt blood
6 Nov 2005, 18:58
and to look at it was to boring so all story makes died | the end

DarthDarky
6 Nov 2005, 19:10
Suddenly, a blue dice with ten tails jumped into view and screamed "STOP MAKING THE STORY
ENDING!" He screamed so loud that...

Sharp
6 Nov 2005, 19:13
everyone turned into dust with the pressure and all died

DarthDarky
7 Nov 2005, 13:14
bah you are boring :rolleyes:

colt blood
7 Nov 2005, 15:51
sharp and me just think 5000# is great enough :P

Furby
7 Nov 2005, 19:20
Then this thing did something. Something big. Well fairly big, sort of community big but not newspaper big. However I suppose thats pretty small in the grand scale of things. Well anyway then

Cisken1
7 Nov 2005, 19:42
the whole world started to sing the crazy chicken song!

twoapenny
7 Nov 2005, 20:05
Chickens from the entire universe came to listen to the delightful clucking and squawking. But this song did upset one type of cheeeeeeeesey earth lover by the name of...

Metal Alex
7 Nov 2005, 20:25
Spam man! Tadadada dada dada... Spam man!
After the presentation, everyone turned to him, producing nim a high blood preasure and making his head blow up, into small pieces of...

Cisken1
8 Nov 2005, 00:57
KFC burger!

Metal Alex
10 Nov 2005, 21:15
Because of that, dinosaurs came back to earth, and king dopititidopitodocus III returned to his throne, which was full of termites, bones, and mice. Then, he ran into the wall shouting: "A donkey! A donkey! My kingdom for a donkey!"smashing his head to the wall, and...

Pieboy337
11 Nov 2005, 01:42
breaking his legs in all different places while...

Metal Alex
11 Nov 2005, 23:54
his hamster servants watched carefully

Mr.cosmico
12 Nov 2005, 15:44
...and then ANOTHER MOUNTAIN APPEARED!!!!
(i was missing the mountains :()

Metal Alex
13 Nov 2005, 00:16
But the hamsters ate it. Then appeared another two, this thime eaten by crocodiles.

Gardy Looo
13 Nov 2005, 10:01
The crocs exploded 'coz they were too full. Suddenly...

Metal Alex
13 Nov 2005, 12:24
42 mountains appeared!!

Scotworm
13 Nov 2005, 12:48
Along with quite alot of montains...

Metal Alex
13 Nov 2005, 13:01
But a hungry hitchiker ate them all, so he went to galaxy. :)

BuffaloKid
13 Nov 2005, 17:23
The galaxy looked up a few posts and saw the number 42. "Oh, Deep Thought" said the galaxy, which then metophalaxiated its lower wagma so as to...

marbig
14 Nov 2005, 06:55
confuse tha whole of mankind, which was a simple task due to

Gardy Looo
14 Nov 2005, 15:15
Eating salami that has been 18 years in Marbig's hair...

Rarsonic
14 Nov 2005, 21:25
and making everyone to try to participate in the "who wants to be a millionaire" contest to get TEH M1LI0N D0LLARZ!!!!1111!!1!one!

Metal Alex
14 Nov 2005, 21:33
But nobody achieved it, because somebody killed the producer, so everybody looked for other things to do, like...

Kelster23
15 Nov 2005, 00:31
absoloutly nothing, after that they

Rarsonic
15 Nov 2005, 07:42
commited suicide.

Me!!!
15 Nov 2005, 12:36
After that all sweet millions of money were gone, and the editors went mad...

Metal Alex
16 Nov 2005, 23:25
But they didn't go too far, so the editors started to run after them.

Rarsonic
17 Nov 2005, 15:26
And made a machine to revive all the worms.

Metal Alex
17 Nov 2005, 16:24
That didn't work at all...

Furby
17 Nov 2005, 19:46
untill it broke. Then it started working.When suddenly...

Cisken1
17 Nov 2005, 20:15
CISKEN popped up out of nowhere with SPLEEEEN!!!!

DarthDarky
17 Nov 2005, 20:16
but everybody ignored him so he...

BuffaloKid
17 Nov 2005, 20:34
Dissapeared into radioactivity land...

Rarsonic
17 Nov 2005, 21:03
...and died more contaminated than txernobyl

marbig
18 Nov 2005, 09:49
Which was hilarious at tha time. Meanwhile,

Gardy Looo
18 Nov 2005, 11:09
Splapp was selling "Ape **** in a packet"s...

Rarsonic
18 Nov 2005, 19:57
...when he stabbed himself another knife...

Kelster23
18 Nov 2005, 21:32
...but some how did not die...

Metal Alex
19 Nov 2005, 02:58
and thousands of dictionarys started to rain, aswell as...

Rarsonic
19 Nov 2005, 15:46
...Metal Alex managed with his rope abilities to do not get hit, but...

E-102 Worm
19 Nov 2005, 15:54
...he got hit my mutant pizzas from the planet Dough, but Metal Alex did pull through, using a humongous piece of...

Lawd
19 Nov 2005, 20:23
... Bloodied X-Files which...
NOTE: They're not bloodied X-Files tapes, but X-Files themselves. The "X" stands for "Unclassified".
My Glod, hasn't this silly thing died off yet?

marbig
19 Nov 2005, 21:42
Smelt somewhat like an overdose of

Metal Alex
20 Nov 2005, 00:59
Silver and sticky little parts of strange goo

marbig
20 Nov 2005, 22:15
Whichs brings us to our next conclusion.

Rarsonic
20 Nov 2005, 22:32
This story has to finish!

Krazy_92
21 Nov 2005, 07:02
but that will never happen....

Cisken1
21 Nov 2005, 09:34
so let's just move on the the next chapter...

Rarsonic
21 Nov 2005, 10:00
Chapter ???: Cisken's new pot.

Me!!!
21 Nov 2005, 12:29
It all started in a cloudy and dark day, when cisken found a pot covered in spleen from his fridge and started yelling...

pinoocho
21 Nov 2005, 13:37
OMFG! I FORGOT MY CIGARS IN MY HOUSE!. So, he...

Gardy Looo
21 Nov 2005, 14:55
Burst into flames and died...

DarthDarky
21 Nov 2005, 15:11
or at least he thought he died, but he didnt. He was now a living worm thinking he was dead. That was quite a problem...

Me!!!
21 Nov 2005, 15:13
So to finally get cisken to think he was alive, a mad doctor came to his house...

DarthDarky
21 Nov 2005, 15:20
but instead of making him thinking he was alive, the doc put a banana in his ear and went away...

Furby
21 Nov 2005, 19:01
because a quiet voice called to him, and he wanted a burger, which happened to be waiting for him in the direction of the voice...

BuffaloKid
21 Nov 2005, 19:06
of God. God is busy right now, so please leave a message at the tone...

Rarsonic
22 Nov 2005, 00:24
"Hi God! I want you to make me the best worm in the world!" said Cisken...

Cisken1
22 Nov 2005, 01:01
and he turned into a banana!
(teehee I love plots that involve me!)

marbig
22 Nov 2005, 03:15
but then, a mysterious worm came along and ate that banana. This worm, in fact, was not mysterious, but tha light was off. This worm just happened to be

psyke o_0
22 Nov 2005, 04:30
PSYKE ! who happend to be wearing the copse of agent luke as a hat ! just then a voice of another worm was heard as he looked over to see..

marbig
22 Nov 2005, 05:33
MARBIG! Who was there to avenge tha death he had heard about. Then he found it was Agent Luke so instead he ate

Rarsonic
22 Nov 2005, 15:41
Psyke's hair, which had a strange Ragu flavor...

Metal Alex
22 Nov 2005, 16:47
So Psyke became bald.

Reder8
22 Nov 2005, 16:48
...but no-one cared about bald people, so everyone just...

Cisken1
22 Nov 2005, 22:46
ignored psyke...

Kelster23
23 Nov 2005, 03:20
so Pyske decided to grow some more hair. After that he...

marbig
23 Nov 2005, 05:42
Got his hair eaten, again. But this worm would not stop! It's name was...

Lawd
23 Nov 2005, 07:33
... Horace Edward Timothy Fudgeworthy the Quintillyeenth Monarch of Pappadamadum...
NOTE: Pappadamadum is actually supposed to be a Kingdom.

marbig
23 Nov 2005, 07:52
but you can call him peter.

Rarsonic
23 Nov 2005, 10:17
but, nearly the System of Picking Loosely Over Pets in People was released...

twoapenny
23 Nov 2005, 17:51
it broke...

LightWorm
23 Nov 2005, 17:52
... and it was peed on by...

tgnorman
23 Nov 2005, 18:03
...a very stupid horse called...

DarthDarky
23 Nov 2005, 18:36
Floombert Freedyfrie the Third...

Rarsonic
23 Nov 2005, 18:45
Which was one of the lost sons of Darth Darky...

DarthDarky
23 Nov 2005, 18:47
[my son is a horse????? :eek: ]
...and he was searching the other lost sons. On his search he...

Rarsonic
23 Nov 2005, 18:52
[Your surname before becoming Darth Darky was Freddyfrie...]
...and found Cisken Freddyfrie...

DarthDarky
23 Nov 2005, 18:55
[oh damn just forgot that... the name came in my mind and I used it, but I didnt remember I used it for my siggy... :rolleyes: ]
... and together, they...

Rarsonic
23 Nov 2005, 19:11
...found Cisken's mother who also was one of DD's lovers...

Reder8
23 Nov 2005, 21:34
...who loved DD, obviously...

Cisken1
23 Nov 2005, 21:41
BUT A-SPLODED INTO A MOUNTAIN!!!! :eek:

BuffaloKid
23 Nov 2005, 21:44
The mountain spoke wise words to a somewhat dishevvelled chipmunk...

Kelster23
23 Nov 2005, 23:23
that had two heads...
(the chimpmunk... that mountain has about 3 heads!)

Gardy Looo
24 Nov 2005, 10:10
Then Splopp rose from the banned dead and spammed the s*** outta the two-headed chipmunk...

Rarsonic
24 Nov 2005, 11:59
...and ate some E.V.I.L pills which...

Cisken1
24 Nov 2005, 12:37
Gave Him Powerz To Killal Of Yuoo!!! With A Spoon11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!

DarthDarky
24 Nov 2005, 12:41
But the spoon was WAY too big, so he...

Gardy Looo
24 Nov 2005, 12:50
Was crushed and exiled to banned hell...

DarthDarky
24 Nov 2005, 12:52
but he called his "big great cousin who made newgrounds!!!one111!" to help him. But this cousin was in fact...

Gardy Looo
24 Nov 2005, 12:55
A homo hobo mofo whacko psycho loco boyo who eats mayo.

Rarsonic
24 Nov 2005, 14:06
and raped Splöpp
Ok, i know rape it's not funny : P

Cisken1
24 Nov 2005, 16:29
TO DEATH
In this case, it is.

super_frea
24 Nov 2005, 16:38
It was at that point everyone got attacked by a large gibbon

psyke o_0
24 Nov 2005, 16:39
from witch came a rather ****ed off psyke "ignore me and eat my hair you ****s !" *he said before going on a killing spree just him and..

Gardy Looo
24 Nov 2005, 16:53
His used diaper...

Metal Alex
24 Nov 2005, 18:08
Of Doom!!!

collin
24 Nov 2005, 23:47
Then all of a sudden a large flash of light appears and Collin appears eating a McDonalds burger and says"What did i miss?"

psyke o_0
24 Nov 2005, 23:56
"this.." *psyke said before holding up a sign reading* "gardy loo is a n00b ! ^^"

Kelster23
25 Nov 2005, 01:35
gardy loo: 'oh no! say that again and I'll...

pinoocho
25 Nov 2005, 03:17
...cut your POKING FINGER!!!!11!!

collin
25 Nov 2005, 05:52
scary music plays as psyke pokes pinochio slowly off of a cliff

Gardy Looo
25 Nov 2005, 08:03
"this.." *psyke said before holding up a sign reading* "gardy loo is a n00b ! ^^"
I hope you meant my old profile Gardy Loo.
Anyway,
Then Ignate chopped Psyke the prodding sap blob into pieces of...

marbig
25 Nov 2005, 08:16
toast, then marbig saw and felt hungry, only to realise he was forced to eat Psyke's hair earlier, because of a somewhat evil forumer who smelt infact quite like

Gardy Looo
25 Nov 2005, 09:42
A Phlovomite's butt...

Reder8
25 Nov 2005, 11:23
...which was so bad, it killed people like...

Gardy Looo
25 Nov 2005, 13:11
An angry Spatulon.
(Yes, I saw Splapp's drawing)

marbig
25 Nov 2005, 21:53
Then someone started a new sentance, and everything mysteriously changed because of

DarthDarky
25 Nov 2005, 21:56
Gilbert Gobbledon "Whoopsy" Lord Fizzlewister Count of Fungmingham, who...

Rarsonic
25 Nov 2005, 23:47
Became the president of the wormy republic so...

Gardy Looo
26 Nov 2005, 16:23
The darksiders killed him...

psyke o_0
26 Nov 2005, 16:30
then psyke came back smacking ignate and running away laughing before hitting a..

DarthDarky
26 Nov 2005, 17:34
dark lord standing around there. This lord was Darth Darky and he was not very amused by Psyke, so he decided to...

Iguana
26 Nov 2005, 17:58
...eat his brains in a fit of demonic rage...

Rarsonic
26 Nov 2005, 20:55
...and say "OMGREAT!!!!! Psyke isnt goin to poke anymor!!!1111!" but because of that...

Kelster23
27 Nov 2005, 01:05
Psyke decides to go up to people and explode, but they don't like that so they...

Rarsonic
27 Nov 2005, 02:11
...gave Darth Darky a biscuit, but he refused it because...

collin
27 Nov 2005, 02:20
...it was filled with brains.then r5-d4 started doing the chicken dance because...

Kelster23
27 Nov 2005, 05:56
r5-d4 had took some weird drug that was supposed to make worms...

marbig
27 Nov 2005, 07:50
Taste slightly more like penut butter and ham but

Kelster23
28 Nov 2005, 00:06
They ended up tasting just like peanut butter, making...

Metal Alex
29 Nov 2005, 18:08
all tables in the world to blow up

DarthDarky
29 Nov 2005, 18:30
Now this was quite a delicate situation. What to do without tables? The solution was:

Metal Alex
29 Nov 2005, 18:34
To jump all day and all evening, but not all night. Only half the average dancing time

Rarsonic
30 Nov 2005, 15:56
but everyone got tired so everyone started building new tables

DarthDarky
30 Nov 2005, 15:58
Which was in fact even more boring than dancing, so everyone...

Rarsonic
30 Nov 2005, 16:14
asked Rarsonic to materialize a lot of tables:p

DarthDarky
30 Nov 2005, 17:20
the problem was, Rarsonic needed some radioactive loo-rolls to get the energy for the table. So they chose someone to search them:

Rarsonic
30 Nov 2005, 19:41
They chose...(drum roll)...AGENT LUKE!

Krazy_92
30 Nov 2005, 21:50
but agent luke said:
IM NOT GOING TO MAKE THEM!!!!1111oeneo YOU ARENT GOING TO MAKE ME MAKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Plasma
30 Nov 2005, 21:56
Then Aku arrived

Rarsonic
30 Nov 2005, 22:13
and then Rarsonic teleported to the Loo-roll mine, took some, and started making tables for everyone! The table problem is closed! And Akuriyou(or how it is spelt) made a lot of chairs :p

DarthDarky
30 Nov 2005, 22:19
But suddenly, there was another problem: Now that rarsonic had taken the last loo-rolls from the mine, there were none left for public use! The worms world was without loo-rolls! TERRIBLE! Something had to be done...

Rarsonic
30 Nov 2005, 22:47
So Darth Darky came and sold all his Loo Rolls he got on the DWE conquests and sold it for $200/mg

Metal Alex
2 Dec 2005, 00:31
being able to earn about 21453627143518528421863100000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$, but not achieving it because worms started to use newspapers instead.

Gardy Looo
2 Dec 2005, 07:49
The cause of the use of newspaper was Gardy Loo (my old profile one). He protested and everybody followed. Meanwhile...

Rarsonic
2 Dec 2005, 12:33
...Cisken was smoking the pot he found, but...

Me!!!
2 Dec 2005, 15:02
...it turned to a zombie who pointed his right hand towards the front door. "Go trough that door, mister, and buy me Xbox 360." So cisken went trough the door...

Rarsonic
2 Dec 2005, 16:29
And found LightWorm who said: "Zombies are not original", and killed the Zombie.

E-102 Worm
2 Dec 2005, 16:54
...but the Zombie was a clone, so LightWorm had to search for the REAL one which is situated near a(n)...

Rarsonic
2 Dec 2005, 17:29
...condom box(what was doing Cisken with these :rolleyes: )...

Mr. Frink
2 Dec 2005, 18:50
...that colorfully exploded...

BuffaloKid
2 Dec 2005, 20:34
Like a somewhat unequivically overextended sentence I'd rather forget...

Rarsonic
2 Dec 2005, 22:15
but then a mysterious viral epydemic disease broke out, making everyone to have a lot of skin cancers and dying of them. It killed almost everyworm, there are only the 5% of the species left. Team 17 forums are dying. Perhaps that only Rarsonic and DD are inmmune againist that disease, and may be thanks of AECA :p .

BuffaloKid
2 Dec 2005, 22:18
Of course, the best thing to do in this type of situation is to hide in ones pyjamas until it goes away, but...

Rarsonic
2 Dec 2005, 23:12
...the virus is stronger than we think...

Kelster23
2 Dec 2005, 23:12
...so it wants to take over the world, but...

yo mama
2 Dec 2005, 23:42
...it's core gets destroyed by McAffee Firewall...

E-102 Worm
3 Dec 2005, 00:31
...then the Virus exploded, or so we think. It might be...

Rarsonic
3 Dec 2005, 00:38
...that everyone is dead so the story can finish :p ...

twoapenny
3 Dec 2005, 12:45
but........

DarthDarky
3 Dec 2005, 13:37
suddenly a worm called Carlsberg appeared from nowhere and...

Rarsonic
3 Dec 2005, 15:32
...became drunk, and belched, resurrecting all worms, making the story continue...

DarthDarky
3 Dec 2005, 20:49
but without carlsberg. He had died by a exploding frog thrown by the infinty. So everyone was sad...

E-102 Worm
3 Dec 2005, 20:52
...until some worm named Maddy, came up dressed up as a chicken...

DarthDarky
3 Dec 2005, 20:54
but the problem was, he died very quick, too. He was attacked by homing pigeons who thought he was a chicken. Because there was a very hard war between pigeons and chickens...

Rarsonic
3 Dec 2005, 21:49
...and both pigeons and chickens gone extinct, so worms had no birds to eat...

DarthDarky
3 Dec 2005, 21:53
So they ate cows. But the took the wrong cows, the ones that exploded. So many poor worms exploded....

BuffaloKid
3 Dec 2005, 21:53
at 7 past two in the...

DarthDarky
3 Dec 2005, 21:54
29458295372934704775198157124750947591409432756759 6813475593451734509748754th dimension...

Rarsonic
3 Dec 2005, 21:55
afternoon, which was the time for the wormy deathmatch

Metal Alex
4 Dec 2005, 01:53
In the liver of the north pole, with a vacuum cleaner poking a barbeque, wich was about to be hit by a modem, but not a normal modem: it was a sheep speed modem, so...

Gardy Looo
5 Dec 2005, 14:59
The modem exploded...

Reder8
7 Dec 2005, 20:04
...into millions of pieces...

Cisken1
7 Dec 2005, 23:18
creating a new race of SUPERDOODLES!

Rarsonic
7 Dec 2005, 23:33
And they started messing everything with colors

Metal Alex
8 Dec 2005, 00:47
Becuse of that, Darth darky became this:
http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/4666/powerdarthdarky7ee.png

Gardy Looo
8 Dec 2005, 07:02
But the Anti-doodle Spraycan fixed DD up.

Cisken1
8 Dec 2005, 22:11
But all that DD said was: Bleep flaawgah blrupflegh sfe

Rarsonic
8 Dec 2005, 22:27
Because he got retarded and started to speak Shasquambaliskan:
Sräcknf âlltîïl, nòÿ arë môh, äraht yáh.

E-102 Worm
9 Dec 2005, 16:18
...which no-one understands such a strange language, maybe except a duck named Bob, who understood the language at...

Rarsonic
9 Dec 2005, 18:05
New Wormy York...

collin
10 Dec 2005, 16:08
where Collin was trapped in a giant's fridge eating it's levtovers but Collin got bored of this laife and climbed through the ice shute with a parachute wich ironically...

Metal Alex
11 Dec 2005, 01:01
was darth darky it self

DarthDarky
11 Dec 2005, 10:38
who was very surprised that he was a parachute now...

Gardy Looo
11 Dec 2005, 11:29
So the Dark Wormy Empire was ruled by Darth's big brother, Darth Apocalypse...
(see DA gallery to understand what I mean)

DarthDarky
11 Dec 2005, 11:46
but Darth Darky, the parachute, didnt accept that so he...

Rarsonic
11 Dec 2005, 15:11
torn himself to make Collin die

wormthingy
11 Dec 2005, 15:32
...wich didn't work out the way he suspected, so he tried to

psyke o_0
11 Dec 2005, 16:33
eat chicken while singing

Gardy Looo
12 Dec 2005, 10:36
But Darth Apoc had simpathy on his little bro so he sewed up DD and sold him to a skydiving company...

Metal Alex
14 Dec 2005, 19:09
owned by myself!!

E-102 Worm
14 Dec 2005, 23:05
...but his little bro had other ideas, like stealing orange cows...

Rarsonic
14 Dec 2005, 23:57
...and making with them another mad cow disease...

Metal Alex
16 Dec 2005, 15:08
So Darth Darky became a cow

Gardy Looo
17 Dec 2005, 11:56
But Darth Apoc grew fed up and sold DD to the butcher...

Snoozy
17 Dec 2005, 18:57
who was a flyyblebyyble...

wormthingy
18 Dec 2005, 19:15
.. so he started humping the butchers leg using a...

Rarsonic
18 Dec 2005, 20:58
...TELETUBBIE! :p

E-102 Worm
18 Dec 2005, 22:08
The butcher tried to fight back with a Bovine Blitz, but ran out, so had to make do with...

Lucadia
21 Dec 2005, 22:15
....A hand gun which was made out of....

Gardy Looo
22 Dec 2005, 09:43
Lucadia's eyeballs...

Lucadia
23 Dec 2005, 00:17
..Which shot out Gardy Looo's Blood and guts...

Gardy Looo
23 Dec 2005, 10:42
But Gardy managed too survive and killed Luca in the worst way possible...

Lucadia
23 Dec 2005, 11:38
But little did Gardy know, that the thing he killed was Luca's clone, So luca killed him back...

Gardy Looo
23 Dec 2005, 13:30
But Luca was too stupid to realise the so-called Gardy he killed was a rare zoo panda so Luca got whipped to death due to over bleeding...

Reder8
23 Dec 2005, 14:56
and the blood dried, so Luca was red (obviously)...

Gardy Looo
23 Dec 2005, 14:59
And everybody hated Luca and killed him with heated spears...

Steve14
23 Dec 2005, 15:01
... because all worms have red blood ...

Reder8
23 Dec 2005, 15:08
And everybody hated Luca and killed him with heated spears...
Isn't he already dead?

Rarsonic
23 Dec 2005, 15:16
Isn't he already dead?
No one dies :-P
...and everyone started donating blood to Cyclaws, because...

Reder8
23 Dec 2005, 15:17
...he is bleeding and everyone wants blood for christmas...

Me!!!
23 Dec 2005, 15:19
...so he eventually became a vampire and began terrorising christmas...

Reder8
23 Dec 2005, 15:21
but had to wait for Santa and the Evil Clowns to finish thier terrorising...

Steve14
23 Dec 2005, 15:21
... and kill Santa ...

Reder8
23 Dec 2005, 15:22
's good brother...

E-102 Worm
23 Dec 2005, 16:54
...who actually wore a green hat, since he was a prototype.

Lucadia
23 Dec 2005, 19:53
His name was Luigi....

Steve14
23 Dec 2005, 21:09
... and he came from an italian restaurant ...

wormsfan77
23 Dec 2005, 21:56
... and he came from an italian restaurant ...
...it was called "Teh Marioz Reztaurant"...

Lucadia
24 Dec 2005, 15:21
Which only sold toadstools and fried Yoshis

Gardy Looo
25 Dec 2005, 08:28
Not to mention boiled Lucadia...

E-102 Worm
25 Dec 2005, 14:52
...which was released by Bob the Duck (yep, him again), then suddenly, boiled Lucadia turned...

Gardy Looo
26 Dec 2005, 07:02
into a rotting chunk of c***...

Lucadia
26 Dec 2005, 14:11
Which disapeared and turned instead into an oozing pile of Gardy

wormthingy
26 Dec 2005, 22:57
...socks, made by lucadia who was just eating a boot of...

Gardy Looo
27 Dec 2005, 07:08
rotting monkey poo and dead candy coated koala on a flaming stick...

Metal Alex
27 Dec 2005, 22:42
Then, a slow glass suddenly appeared, and the sticks were gone...
FOREVER!!!!

Lucadia
28 Dec 2005, 11:15
Now that they are gone forever, Gardy picked up his water gun...

E-102 Worm
28 Dec 2005, 13:34
... but had to refill it with pink sludge which, strangely enough...

wormthingy
28 Dec 2005, 14:30
... but had to refill it with pink sludge which, strangely enough......and then shot it in his...
(NO! not there!;) )

Gardy Looo
28 Dec 2005, 14:49
water pail...
(you thought I would say ass, did you?)

wormthingy
28 Dec 2005, 15:14
water pail...
(you thought I would say ass, did you?)
...left eye, wich suddenly started to...
(no, ofcourse not;) )

Steve14
28 Dec 2005, 15:44
... burn and smoke ...

wormthingy
28 Dec 2005, 19:10
...until it heard a loud bang:eek: ! it was...

wormsfan77
28 Dec 2005, 19:34
...my favorite chemical, nitrous oxide,...

Lucadia
28 Dec 2005, 21:38
Which makes you giggle like little girl...

wormsfan77
28 Dec 2005, 21:53
...and farting like hell...

E-102 Worm
29 Dec 2005, 00:25
...and severe vomiting that lasts...

Gardy Looo
29 Dec 2005, 03:43
two years if you're lucky...
E-102, Are you by any chance the banned KennyTornado (aka Sonicworm)?

wormsfan77
29 Dec 2005, 10:08
...and two months and three seconds...

wormthingy
29 Dec 2005, 11:12
two years if you're lucky...
E-102, Are you by any chance the banned KennyTornado (aka Sonicworm)?
I think he is... he's av at DA says K.T. and his sigs both say [...]"da bomb"[...]
and "If you see KennyTornado in W4M WormNET, then that's me. " AND "E102 is not my real name, it's KennyTornado"
any way:
...if your pregnant of a little baby elephant with the "mouse" synderome, so gardy grabbed his...

E-102 Worm
29 Dec 2005, 15:36
two years if you're lucky...
E-102, Are you by any chance the banned KennyTornado (aka Sonicworm)?
Yes I am. My old account got hacked last November, likewise for my old MSN account.
Anyway, back to the story...
...medical kit to cure the worms that've been infected. So he went to...

wormsfan77
29 Dec 2005, 15:38
...to the chemist's and bought...

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