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super_frea
8 May 2005, 21:02
...like coffee...

wormsfan77
8 May 2005, 21:03
....and he fired vallies of tea bombs....

super_frea
8 May 2005, 21:04
...into the depths of the murky land of ooey gooey world...

Focus
9 May 2005, 05:27
..where lived the people of..

tgworm
9 May 2005, 07:38
...the kakamushushu...

LightWorm
9 May 2005, 07:44
... Who were made of...

tgworm
9 May 2005, 07:51
...cheese, big lumps of cheese...

Focus
9 May 2005, 09:33
..and they got one eye on their..

wormsfan77
9 May 2005, 15:05
...leg, becuase they are....

super_frea
9 May 2005, 15:55
...giant robust monkeys, with sub-atomic...

wormsfan77
9 May 2005, 16:01
brain, that only worked sundays....

super_frea
9 May 2005, 16:02
...because they all had really bad agents...

wormsfan77
9 May 2005, 16:02
...and so they cought their guns....

super_frea
9 May 2005, 16:06
...From a Giant newspaper bombing Wormington D.C...

tgworm
9 May 2005, 16:17
...Unfortunately the whole tribe died out a year ago so...

Focus
9 May 2005, 16:17
..they have to wake them alive somehow..

tgworm
9 May 2005, 16:19
...after this is done lot's of people eat mellons to celebrate...

super_frea
9 May 2005, 16:20
...their defeat...

tgworm
9 May 2005, 16:30
...and the other guys victory...

super_frea
9 May 2005, 16:33
...then a large crowd of pineapples gathered, and made a protest about the lack of pineapples in this thread...

Paul.Power
9 May 2005, 17:02
... but owing to the World Shortage of Pineapples, they didn't exist...

Fwd. Adm.
9 May 2005, 17:25
..., so they had to resort to protesting about durians, and...

Reder8
9 May 2005, 18:40
got attacked by the new president called...

Preasure
9 May 2005, 18:53
...El Egadio! And Preasure was publicly humiliated and executed for using such a NAFF name where somebody could have inserted some real randomness. Oh, the humanity!

Fwd. Adm.
9 May 2005, 19:21
...And the Zortlings! Don't forget the precious Zortlings! ...

Reder8
9 May 2005, 19:44
...who banned medicine, food and drink...

Focus
9 May 2005, 19:44
..and a good pair of socks..

Reder8
9 May 2005, 19:46
...especial ones labelled "made in Madland" and other related products...

Fwd. Adm.
9 May 2005, 20:08
..., which were also made in 'Psycholand', 'Munchkinland', and...

Reder8
9 May 2005, 20:10
...KING KONG KING KONG KING KONG KING KONGland and supercalifragilisticexpealidosciousLand but not in...

Blinx
9 May 2005, 20:10
...Kentucky therefore got ran over...

Fwd. Adm.
9 May 2005, 20:20
...'d by...

pinoocho
9 May 2005, 20:47
... someone that was...

Fwd. Adm.
9 May 2005, 20:48
...intoxicated from drinking...

super_frea
9 May 2005, 20:50
*trys to avoid this from turning into another thread I do not wish to name*
...pepsi...

twoapenny
9 May 2005, 21:09
This put pepsi out of buisness...

super_frea
9 May 2005, 21:11
...leaving coca-cola to take over the worlds soft drink industry...

Preasure
9 May 2005, 21:13
...and buy a small african country to house its complaints division.

Reder8
9 May 2005, 21:14
...so Sprite and Lilt fused together to form the amazing Sprilt, which always gets spilt, especially by...

super_frea
9 May 2005, 21:16
...Reder then realised sprite and coca-cola are from the same company (and possibley lilt too)...

twoapenny
9 May 2005, 21:19
so coca cola got very cross from the betrayal and made an enormous dam cutting out quater of the worlds water supply...

super_frea
9 May 2005, 21:20
...and filled it with a non fizzy drink called oasis...

Reder8
9 May 2005, 21:21
...so Tizer, Dr Pepper and Irn Bru joined forces too, to form Dr Tizerbru...

super_frea
9 May 2005, 21:24
this is making me thirsty

twoapenny
9 May 2005, 21:29
(im guessing that wasnt part of the story super frea)
...so Tizer, Dr Pepper and Irn Bru joined forces too, to form Dr Tizerbru...
which forced everyone to drink there new drink called brrr berry yuck...

Fwd. Adm.
9 May 2005, 22:13
...which tasted like pure...

Tuke_Kid
9 May 2005, 22:49
YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG!!! someone cut in

Focus
10 May 2005, 05:19
..with a massive..

Apocalypse
10 May 2005, 08:43
...union, which weighs over 10000 picograms...

Tuke_Kid
10 May 2005, 12:59
YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG, someone cut in yet again!

tgworm
10 May 2005, 14:25
...with a banana skin this time...

Apocalypse
10 May 2005, 18:32
...slapping doomworm because he said it again, wich is very annoying...

Focus
10 May 2005, 18:47
..but in case there was something else..

tgworm
10 May 2005, 18:56
...he ate a raspberry...

Fwd. Adm.
10 May 2005, 18:58
...from the shelf of a Giant supermarket. The owner was a redneck, and pulled out a .38 and...

Focus
10 May 2005, 18:59
..he aimed with it to..

Fwd. Adm.
10 May 2005, 19:02
...a hobo that was shooting lasers at old people. ...

tgworm
10 May 2005, 19:02
...chop up his ULTRA LARGE MELON ...
double post edit
...a hobo that was shooting lasers at old people. ...
Oww u posted before me!! :(

Preasure
10 May 2005, 19:03
...and eat the remains. Mmmm, melonic pensioners.

Fwd. Adm.
10 May 2005, 19:05
...Yum. Moo. ...

Apocalypse
10 May 2005, 19:12
..."aaaaaarghhhh!" because the melons were all rot he died of food poison. Poor worm...

twoapenny
10 May 2005, 20:03
said nobody because he was increasingly impopular...

Apocalypse
10 May 2005, 20:12
...but he was cremated anyway, because everybody saw this rotting worm carcass and thought: "...

twoapenny
10 May 2005, 20:14
what a waste of solid space! we should burn him and spread him around so he doesnt use up as much space"

Tuke_Kid
10 May 2005, 21:17
YOU ARE (not) A DOUCHEBAG! some random serial killer said as he brutaly murdered a box of cherios.

super_frea
10 May 2005, 21:19
'Wooh' said kellogs, we have one less person to contend with

twoapenny
10 May 2005, 21:23
until of course they bring out ashios the ashiest cereal ever, made from real worm ashes...

Tuke_Kid
10 May 2005, 21:39
but unfortunatly the humaine society shut down this operation, as the ashios were actualy exploding bullets designed for the enemy to eat them, then complain about the horrible taste, so horrible that infact they would wash it all down with a grenade.

twoapenny
10 May 2005, 21:46
but it was too late, all over the world people were blowing up...

super_frea
10 May 2005, 21:53
...and using the pin as after mints..

Tuke_Kid
10 May 2005, 21:57
but they were all dead, so the pins were left alone and started their own colonie on...

super_frea
10 May 2005, 21:59
...uranus...
(sorry couldn't resist)

Tuke_Kid
10 May 2005, 22:15
But then myanus farted, and blew them to the remote planet of...

pinoocho
10 May 2005, 22:53
...Sheepadortia he realised that...

Tuke_Kid
10 May 2005, 23:44
it was actually a galactic sheep

pinoocho
11 May 2005, 00:55
... so he started to protect to all of the sheeps in the universe.

Tuke_Kid
11 May 2005, 00:56
but he was actually a grenade pin, so he couldn't do much.

Focus
11 May 2005, 05:27
..damage to the overwhelming..

tgworm
11 May 2005, 07:51
...peach army...

Scotworm
11 May 2005, 10:59
...of Tron. Suddenly, the all powerful shepherd came and diverted the sheep into a big ol' shop, selling...

Apocalypse
11 May 2005, 11:36
...them for weapons, but they suddenly went "kaboom" after they were sold to a worm without the capabilities to...

Tuke_Kid
11 May 2005, 11:48
withhold the fact that he was a bit trigger happy (only a bit)....

Apocalypse
11 May 2005, 12:42
...but still enough to blow itself to bitses. Worm 1 of the very first post of the very first page of this very thread saw a big explosion...

Focus
11 May 2005, 13:14
..but not any explosion it was NUCLEAR explosion..

Tuke_Kid
11 May 2005, 13:17
which included a witch on a broomstick.

Apocalypse
11 May 2005, 13:21
...which caused poor worm 1 to be killed in a very nasty way:
he was mashed into a pulp, then had his eyes were gouged out and his elbows broken, then his kneecaps split and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, his head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his...

Cisken1
11 May 2005, 13:30
...head a-splode
*runs away very far*

Apocalypse
11 May 2005, 13:57
...but miraculasly this worm represented cisken, who has just killed himself in a vey nasty way. Meanwhile, the explosion contiued to kill all sorts of random worm in a very nasty way, described very accurately above...

wormsfan77
11 May 2005, 14:14
...a big house, called the house of the rising sun....

Apocalypse
11 May 2005, 14:20
...and it's locatyed in a cave, where the sun doesn't reach...

wormsfan77
11 May 2005, 14:21
.....and so the worms wanted to take the house out of the cave....

Fwd. Adm.
11 May 2005, 17:49
...to transport it back to their homeland...

twoapenny
11 May 2005, 17:57
and farm cows...

super_frea
11 May 2005, 17:58
...ate some infected mushrooms causing...

twoapenny
11 May 2005, 18:02
hand and eye, a serious infection...

tgworm
11 May 2005, 18:04
...of the hand and eye...

EP_Guy
11 May 2005, 18:54
...AND THEN...
this is the last time, I want my status of! Please, I promise I wont spam! honest! If you see me spam banned me! Please!

super_frea
11 May 2005, 18:56
this is the last time, I want my status of! Please, I promise I wont spam! honest! If you see me spam banned me! Please!
You can't ask for them to take your status of, it is either a set date, or they take it of when they feel you are ready

WormOfFire
11 May 2005, 18:57
...They turned into MAD COWS!...

pinoocho
11 May 2005, 20:13
They formed a gigant herd of thousands of cows!

Apocalypse
11 May 2005, 20:13
this is the last time, I want my status of! Please, I promise I wont spam! honest! If you see me spam banned me! Please!you'll have to post "normally" (not use capitals when not needed) and don't post short things like "what? I don't get it!" or "huh???" or "that's sooo nice"
[continueing story]
...and after that they started to speak like this: \/\/4$44444444p? 1'm 4 (0\/\/!

WormOfFire
11 May 2005, 20:17
...They killed all the worms in their way...

tgworm
11 May 2005, 20:31
...which was to eat them...

pinoocho
11 May 2005, 20:33
And then all of they went to the water, dying. End of story. New one.
Once upon a time, there where a giant worm called goliath (lol)...

WormOfFire
11 May 2005, 20:34
..That just did worms unhappy..

EP_Guy
11 May 2005, 20:44
but then a big guy came..

Fwd. Adm.
11 May 2005, 21:16
...and exploded. Then...then he exploded again. ...

super_frea
11 May 2005, 21:18
untill, he was so mangled, not even a jigsaw puzzle expert could put im back together.

Fwd. Adm.
11 May 2005, 21:50
...So the Aflac duck turned Communist and...

Tuke_Kid
11 May 2005, 23:26
died
.......
.......
fish.....

pinoocho
12 May 2005, 01:59
...a good food from the sea that is very natural and you can hook with a fishing rod...

Apocalypse
12 May 2005, 09:40
..then all of the sudden, I woke up and saw that I had slept my whole life and that all of the things that happened in this thread never happened and that everybody was still alive, even the one who got all mashed up, with ghis heart cut out and his liver removed and his elbows broken. So right after I woke up, I...

Paul.Power
12 May 2005, 10:04
... ate a bowl of nutritious...
(The difference between this and the old Worms Stories is, you guys never seem to want to stop...)

Apocalypse
12 May 2005, 10:31
(The difference between this and the old Worms Stories is, you guys never seem to want to stop...)so? why do you bother? this is fun, isn't it? hehehe
...fruits, mixed with Kefir and it was very nice to have such a breackfast again because...

Fwd. Adm.
12 May 2005, 12:53
...the fishies, they...they got lonely, and...

tgworm
12 May 2005, 13:57
...and ate everything! The End. One day...

yappydog
12 May 2005, 17:06
...and ate everything! The End. One day...the world's fattest worm, Bert, decided he felt like rolling into an...

super_frea
12 May 2005, 17:10
...marshmellow mine...

WormOfFire
12 May 2005, 17:11
...Then he did that...

twoapenny
12 May 2005, 17:11
awwww... i liked the last story :( , tg try not to stop a story just after it started...
...and jumped...

yappydog
12 May 2005, 17:27
...a stagecoach...

super_frea
12 May 2005, 17:30
...through a ring of fire, an acid filled school bus, two sharp screwdrivers and an elongated leek..
(|*|-|34r 73|-| r4|\||)0|\/||\|355)

twoapenny
12 May 2005, 17:42
which smiled menacingly(spelling?)...

Cisken1
12 May 2005, 19:04
into a pool of beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Preasure
12 May 2005, 19:07
...that was in fact, French beer! Oh, the humanity! The poorly tasting, low alcohol humanity!

Fwd. Adm.
12 May 2005, 19:18
into a pool of beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Let's TRY to set a good example for newbies, Cisken. :rolleyes:
...Oh, wait. THIS isn't beer, ...

wormsfan77
12 May 2005, 19:41
...thatīs RED BULL!....

Fwd. Adm.
12 May 2005, 19:52
...Yeah! Red...what is it...Bull!...

Apocalypse
12 May 2005, 20:01
...and fwd got w4tched 4g4in for posting s0m3th1ng r4nd0|\/|

Fwd. Adm.
12 May 2005, 20:02
...and Apocalypse got...exploded...because he left nowhere for the storyline plot to go after his post. ...

tgworm
12 May 2005, 20:19
...and fwd and apocalypse shuttup so the other forumers could carry on their story...

Fwd. Adm.
12 May 2005, 20:20
...and fwd and apocalypse shuttup so the other forumers could carry on their story...What's YOUR problem?!

super_frea
12 May 2005, 20:44
...and fwd and apocalypse shuttup so the other forumers could carry on their story...
TG they were hardly doing anything rong, anyway
...At that point a very large orange and purple, hairy...

Tuke_Kid
12 May 2005, 20:47
me, yelling abbadenoodle!

tgworm
13 May 2005, 16:26
What's YOUR problem?!
nothing it was just a joke!! :rolleyes:

twoapenny
13 May 2005, 17:17
sure...
...ate noodles from a large and ugly...

wormsfan77
13 May 2005, 17:35
...spork, with a beak....

Fwd. Adm.
13 May 2005, 17:38
...ed foot, which had the ability to...

super_frea
13 May 2005, 17:41
...peck unsuspecting people, carrying large pairs of wooly socks, and using them to...

Fwd. Adm.
13 May 2005, 17:44
...create horrificly gynormous amounts of static electricity, used to...

super_frea
13 May 2005, 17:46
..destroy all means of transportation, leaving all major capitals...

twoapenny
13 May 2005, 17:47
defenceless to ....

super_frea
13 May 2005, 17:48
...the invaision of the pineapples...

wormsfan77
13 May 2005, 17:52
....with laser guns and pretador arrows...

twoapenny
13 May 2005, 17:53
for crushing...

super_frea
13 May 2005, 17:55
...second hand toilet paper...

twoapenny
13 May 2005, 17:56
and.........

wormsfan77
13 May 2005, 17:56
...that costs 1000.....

super_frea
13 May 2005, 17:58
and.........
A comically shaped carrot
...that costs 1000.....
Buckets of raw fish

twoapenny
13 May 2005, 18:00
carrott that ate mice...

wormsfan77
13 May 2005, 18:07
...and the mice ate worms...

super_frea
13 May 2005, 18:08
...and worms that ate soil...

wormsfan77
13 May 2005, 18:09
...and the soil was explosive like liquid oxygen...

Fwd. Adm.
13 May 2005, 18:52
...ated Piemonade. ...

Preasure
13 May 2005, 20:08
...and washed it down with a can of brake fluid and a flagon of Lipptons Iced Tea.

wormsfan77
13 May 2005, 20:10
...then the apples started to siege the pineapples...

super_frea
13 May 2005, 20:20
...but lord banana appeared, as if by magic, and shot them down using a very sharp...

wormsfan77
13 May 2005, 20:31
...spliter cell army knife....

tgworm
14 May 2005, 07:25
...which actually had three blades...

wormsfan77
14 May 2005, 07:37
...which actually had three blades...
....and so king banana got bored and blew himself up....

tgworm
14 May 2005, 07:52
....and so king banana got bored and blew himself up....
...a tree and almost but not quite broke his toenail...

wormsfan77
14 May 2005, 07:58
...a tree and almost but not quite broke his toenail...
...and so lord banana exploded in a huge explosion-explosion....

tgworm
14 May 2005, 08:02
...-explosion-expolsion and almost...

wormsfan77
14 May 2005, 08:38
...-explosion-expolsion and almost...
...exploding toilets....

Preasure
14 May 2005, 10:36
...and destroying a small poodle and its owner. Luckily, other passers by had noticed...

Tuke_Kid
14 May 2005, 12:16
the nuckular toilets and...

Apocalypse
14 May 2005, 14:13
thought, glad I don't have to do number 2...

super_frea
14 May 2005, 14:46
but I do have to do a number one :eek:

tgworm
14 May 2005, 16:55
so they all got out their !"Ģ$%^&*() and did number ones!! :p

yappydog
14 May 2005, 18:06
Then they realised they were likely to get reported...

wormsfan77
14 May 2005, 18:36
....in a TV....

yappydog
14 May 2005, 18:40
....in a TV....
...Lounge, so they opened a few cans of dehydrated...

wormsfan77
14 May 2005, 18:42
...beer cans. But the barkeeper has forgotten the the alcohol so it turned to red bull....

Preasure
14 May 2005, 19:36
...and started mutating into a lifesized model of Alan Titmarsh. This caused havoc among the quiet Yorkshire locals, who beat it into a pulp with spades and beer mats.

WormGod
14 May 2005, 19:53
Johnny found a worm. He squished it. The worm didn't live happily ever after. Instead, it...

tgworm
14 May 2005, 20:19
...in neverending pain...

Tuke_Kid
14 May 2005, 20:36
cause i said...

pinoocho
14 May 2005, 22:12
that tuke kid was his father :eek:

Tuke_Kid
15 May 2005, 02:20
Fool!!!!!!

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 08:11
that tuke kid was his father :eek:
...and he heard some breathing-sounds, and then he took his lightsaber....

tgworm
15 May 2005, 08:52
...and chopped a poor little ashmatic squirrel into quaters...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 09:45
.....and so he wanted a shield....

Preasure
15 May 2005, 10:07
...made out of corned beef and spagheti hoops moulded into the shape of a horse.

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 10:11
....the horse was a bit scared and so the worm shot with a.....

Blinx
15 May 2005, 10:41
...bottle of babysham which...

Focus
15 May 2005, 10:51
..scared them off and..

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 11:04
.....they called the United Squirrel Army (USA).....

Tuke_Kid
15 May 2005, 12:48
but the squrells were too busy...

twoapenny
15 May 2005, 13:30
eating nuts, so...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 13:41
they called the Uncivilized "Kabooms"(UK)....

pinoocho
15 May 2005, 16:41
That taked the most impresive nut ever and ...

yappydog
15 May 2005, 16:41
...they realised that wormsfan77 was going to be rude about every world country in turn, so they decided to...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 16:44
give him a headache...

tgworm
15 May 2005, 16:48
...by whacking at it with a crooked stick...

yappydog
15 May 2005, 17:02
...by whacking at it with a crooked stick...
...at 3am, in a small house in France...
*just 26 more posts needed before this hits 100 pages!*

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 17:17
....but I said: sorry....

Blinx
15 May 2005, 17:20
...i cannot digest solids and therefore prodceeded to crap...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 17:23
This makes me so nostalgic. Lets see how long this will last befor people will start putting there sigworms in it.
Not more than a few days, Swed Simon.
....and so the Uk and USA came together and made the United Lazy-Army!

tgworm
15 May 2005, 17:37
...with lots of obese people in it...

yappydog
15 May 2005, 17:39
...with lots of obese people in it......and obese worms...
(Don't forget it's a worms thread...)

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 17:42
...and started an anti-sigworm strike....

pinoocho
15 May 2005, 17:47
But the signworms didnt wanted to be smashed, so they taked a super giant laser gun and ...

tgworm
15 May 2005, 17:52
...ate it...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 17:52
and a giant magnifying glass...

tgworm
15 May 2005, 17:53
...burnt everything but a...

super_frea
15 May 2005, 17:53
...they then realised that such conversations, could damage their immortal souls...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 17:53
squirrel survived in a giant nut-....

tgworm
15 May 2005, 17:54
...Harry ate nine cammals...

pinoocho
15 May 2005, 17:57
...they then realised that such conversations, could damage their immortal souls...
So they decided to make theyr inmortal sould undamagable using a...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 17:59
.....citadel that costs 4000000.......

pinoocho
15 May 2005, 18:01
...pieces of dirt...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 18:01
...and so the squirrels started to find.....

twoapenny
15 May 2005, 18:03
20 tubs of philadelphia to...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 18:04
.....call George W. Bush that he can unleash his.....

twoapenny
15 May 2005, 18:06
robot......

super_frea
15 May 2005, 18:22
...on the major capitals of the world...

pinoocho
15 May 2005, 18:22
to the unlucky worms

Fwd. Adm.
15 May 2005, 18:24
...on the major capitals of the world......to take over the psychotic eggplant-chucking hobos that...

super_frea
15 May 2005, 18:26
...enjoyes to drink wine whilst sitting on a toadstall...

twoapenny
15 May 2005, 18:26
and eat baked beans from the bins...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 18:28
...police academy in Washington. But the squirrels had now enough dirt to build the citadel....
W000t! 100th page! Started by me!

twoapenny
15 May 2005, 18:29
which they didnt, instead...

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 18:30
.....making a loud noise like "ickickckcikcick"....

twoapenny
15 May 2005, 18:31
they built a pyramid...

super_frea
15 May 2005, 18:31
....' that went ickickickickickickick'...

Fwd. Adm.
15 May 2005, 18:33
...and exploded. ...
That plot was getting pointless. The annoying kind of pointless.

wormsfan77
15 May 2005, 18:34
.....again "Ickcikcickickickcikcic"......

twoapenny
15 May 2005, 19:24
this time the noise came from a mole shaped sheep...

super_frea
15 May 2005, 19:31
...with a brain the size of a comicallly shaped carrot...

pinoocho
15 May 2005, 20:46
and he said "hey, im a sheep or a mole?"

Nintendo
16 May 2005, 12:04
He fell on the ground and twirled while sniffing a pot of glue, dreaming of more carrots.

blitzkrieg
16 May 2005, 12:33
After he woke up he puked on the carpet ( if there was a carpet ) and saw a busty beautiful blond worm chic...

wormsfan77
16 May 2005, 12:49
....driving a high-tuned Nissan Skyline....

Apocalypse
16 May 2005, 14:25
...crashing into a...

manitou
16 May 2005, 14:40
giant, irradiated mutant alpaca placed there because...

Apocalypse
16 May 2005, 15:06
...it was tired of standig up straight. And right after it sat down, it got run over by the...

blitzkrieg
16 May 2005, 16:14
...by the ice-cream truck. And it exploded becausee...

Preasure
16 May 2005, 16:16
...of the new, extra tasty Petrol Flavour cornettos. The TNT Magnums didnt help, either.

Apocalypse
16 May 2005, 16:21
Many people thought "why the hell did that have to happen??? First it gets run over by a Skyline, then hit by a icecream van, loaded with explosive sweets... did I say icecream van? I WANT ICE!!!!"...

wormsfan77
16 May 2005, 16:35
....but it destroyed the whole city, as they cried. And so on....

twoapenny
16 May 2005, 17:00
mOnDAy, the president called together...

wormsfan77
16 May 2005, 17:04
...with the co-president....

twoapenny
16 May 2005, 17:04
a new day called TueSdAY...

Fwd. Adm.
16 May 2005, 17:35
a new day called TueSdAY......and shot the little...

twoapenny
16 May 2005, 17:38
day called MONday...

Apocalypse
16 May 2005, 17:40
...and after that SUEtday (whoops, should be TueSday...) came and...

super_frea
16 May 2005, 17:41
..ate a cucumber sandwitch...

wormsfan77
16 May 2005, 17:42
...the sandwitch cried to be not eaten....

super_frea
16 May 2005, 17:43
...with tears made from salad cream...

twoapenny
16 May 2005, 17:57
and vinegar...

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