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UnKnown X
13 Mar 2005, 00:36
My stats on Melee:
Power Count - 289
Power Time - 463:03
Play Time - 186:22
Single-Player Time - 118:16
VS. Play Time - 68:05
Combined VS. Play Time - 124:12
VS. Play Match Total - 1631
Time Match Total - 154
Stock Match Total - 1293
Coin Match Total - 102
Bonus Match Total - 12
VS. Play Contestants - 3200
Match Reset Counter - 550
Total Damage - 1113782
KO Total - 15481
Self-Destruct Total - 1450
Available Characters - 25
Available Maps - 29
Trophy Total - 289
Name Total - 6
Longest Time - Link
2nd Longest Time - Ganondorf
Shortest Time - Donkey Kong
Smash Champ - Link
Smash Sap - Jigglypuff
Slug Meister - Link
Punching Bag - Link
KO Kingpin - Ganondorf
No-Defense Nelly - Pichu
Disaster Master - Link
Most KOs - Ganondorf (7094)
Least KOs - Pichu (112)
Most Falls - Pichu (4502)
Least Falls - Yoshi (112)
Most Self-Destructs - Link (256)
Least Self-Destructs - Mr. Game & Watch (13)
Highest Hit Percentage - Marth (52.85%)
Lowest Hit Percentage - Ice Climbers (36.98%)
Most Damage Given - Link (157260%)
Least Damage Given - Mr. Game & Watch (18622%)
Most Damage Taken - Link (131354%)
Least Damage Taken - Luigi (18812%)
Most Damage Recovered - Ganondorf (3389%)
Least Damage Recovered - Zelda (0%)
Highest Peak Damage - Link, Mewtwo, Bowser (999%)
Lowest Peak Damage - Ness (231%)
Most Matches - Link (677)
Least Matches - Mr. Game & Watch (52)
Most Victories - Link (490)
Least Victories - Mr. Game & Watch and Pichu (12)
Most Losses - Jigglypuff (279)
Least Losses - Mr. Game & Watch (13)
Most Play Time - Link (3320:14)
Least Play Time - Donkey Kong (139:52)
Highest Play Percentage - Link (32.52%)
Lowest Play Percentage - Donkey Kong (1.37%)
Highest Average Number of Players per Match - Young Link (3.69)
Lowest Average Number of Players per Match - Jigglypuff (2.63)
Highest Total Ground Distance - Ganondorf (42km)
Lowest Total Ground Distance - Donkey Kong (4km)
Highest Total Jump Distance - Link (31km)
Lowest Total Jump Distance - Donkey Kong and Roy (5km)
Highest Total Drop Distance - Link (82km)
Lowest Total Drop Distance - Donkey Kong (11km)
Highest Total Flight Distance - Pichu (123km)
Lowest Total Flight Distance - Yoshi and Roy (9km)
Most Coin Points - Link (8653)
Least Coin Points - Luigi (0)
Most Swiped Coins - Link (11904)
Least Swiped Coins - Luigi (0)
Most Coins Lost - Link (2077)
Least Lost Coins - Luigi (0)
Phew. . .

FutureWorm
13 Mar 2005, 02:32
w00t, i finally found an AW2 ROM on the web! now i can finally record all of its great music :D
it's perfectly legal, since i bought the original for GBA.
Hurrah, I think.
double post edit
Andy's Song owns.

Paul.Power
13 Mar 2005, 09:47
Hurrah, I think.
double post edit
Andy's Song owns.It is rather good. I think Sami's theme's still my favourite though. My top five tunes are:
Sami
Nell
Sensei
Drake
Andy

SupSuper
13 Mar 2005, 22:49
recorded the following music so far:
Intro
Menu
Designer
Prologue
Andy
Max
i wonder where i can put the MP3s up at.
also, new WTF art off the port bow: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=356123&postcount=3

SomePerson
14 Mar 2005, 00:35
I've become a fairly good shot with a blowgun over this last weekend.
Cacti are really satisfying to shoot. The only thing funner than shooting a cactus with a dart is slashing it up with a knife. They're so thick you can really get the knife into them. (introduced varieties - I'm doing nature a favor)

MtlAngelus
14 Mar 2005, 07:47
I used to shoot rocks at Cacti with that elastic based rock shoothing thing(don't know it's name in english) whenever we went to my grandfather's old ranch which was surrounded by a bahzillion of those.
It is indeed very fun, we used to see who perforated the most with a single rock.
And I once killed a bird with a rock that way, altough I was just trying to scare it off...(honest...)
:-/
double post edit
And I once killed a frog that way too.
And then some kid told me that the frogs would revenge in the night, that they would come in dozens.
And the next day we got a really big and ugly frog, and my grandfather killed it with a big rock.
And then it misteriously dissapeared after a while.
O_O

AndrewTaylor
14 Mar 2005, 11:49
Having finally got around to playing Eric The Unready (which Ev has been relentlessly reccomending since I've known him) past the copy-protection (since they cleverly didn't include the manual in the download), I have found it to be most strange.
It feels like a kids' game then it tells me to **** off. So that's mixed messages.
Then I solved a lot of it rather easily but now I'm trapped in a puzzle that feels a lot like the getting-the-babel-fish-from-the-dispenser puzzle in the HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy game and then I get killed for taking too long over it. This game is crazy and I demand an explanation.

FutureWorm
14 Mar 2005, 22:39
recorded the following music so far:
Intro
Menu
Designer
Prologue
Andy
Max
i wonder where i can put the MP3s up at.
Once you get them up, please post a link here. :D
also, new WTF art off the port bow: http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=356123&postcount=3
Or: Why I Never Venture Outside OD Anymore

UnKnown X
14 Mar 2005, 22:51
All right ladies and miscellaneous. Here's what you've all been waiting for.
That's right! More pointless contraptions and oddities!
This is all just pasted from another forum as usual, since I'm too thick to type it all over. From three different posts I made, to be specific.
"[Aww. . . (http://img54.exs.cx/img54/6339/gmconstruct00350ye.jpg)]
[TEH ALEIN STUANTMAHN! (http://img54.exs.cx/img54/6122/gmconstruct00366lr.jpg)]"
"Hitler didn't die! He still lives!
As a very old, retarded man, but he still lives!
[Hitler Taking a Bath (http://img93.exs.cx/img93/2645/gmconstruct00475dw.jpg)]"
"First off, we have the [Bird Stapled to a Chair on a Skiing Box (http://img55.exs.cx/img55/9476/gmconstruct00481ng.jpg)]
Next is [Kleiner with Seagull Dangling from Groin (http://img55.exs.cx/img55/7716/gmconstruct00526ed.jpg)] - Before you go all psycho: Kleiner is holding around the zombie's thigh, and the bird is actually hanging in a rope attached to Kleiner's lower gut. Interpret as you wish, though. . .
Third one today is [An Extremely Odd but Working Contraption (http://img55.exs.cx/img55/1765/gmconstruct00564pb.jpg)]
Number four is the [Woman Having a Feasty Meal (no, you pervert) (http://img55.exs.cx/img55/8541/gmconstruct00533he.jpg)]
Last, but certainly not least, it's the [Car with Nitro with Nitro with Nitro with Nitro with Nitro with Nitro with Nitro Cone with Nitro Cone with Baloons with Watermelon Textures (http://img55.exs.cx/img55/6716/gmconstruct00631ed.jpg)]
The last one is actually quite interesting. It accelerated from about 0 to 300 km/h (190 - 195 mph) in a matter of seconds. It had no control since the nitrous boosters would flap around and send it in all directions. Including up, down, around, etc. But rarely forward. Sitting inside it was slightly weird since all I could see was a map spinning 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round. First when I created it, the nitro containers at the back got too little support and became too heavy, so they dragged along the ground. So I decided to add some baloons. It worked like magic, actually, since not only do they lift up the nitro containers, but they also lighten the weight a bit, making the car fly around randomly, which is always fun."

FutureWorm
15 Mar 2005, 03:39
Made this off a brain fart today. :p

MonkeyforaHead
15 Mar 2005, 04:39
a bunch of HL2 stuff
I cannot WAIT until I get a PC strong enough to run that game... I'll probably create a bunch of one-legged mimes with razor blades for heads.

UnKnown X
15 Mar 2005, 06:24
You have to download Garry's Half-Life 2 Mod first. www.garry.tv
Edit - Well, after buying Half-Life 2 of course. . .

KamikazeBananze
15 Mar 2005, 08:24
Hey UX. PCG UK were offering a game for someone who could build a working rocket.
The contest's finished now, but try your hand at it!
They also included a screenie of a modified buggy. They put two gas canisters on each axle, one beside each wheel, then turned on the gas in them and caused the buggy to start bouncin'.
But it was just a screenie. They said it worked, tho. Try it!

UnKnown X
15 Mar 2005, 12:53
No! No serious projects! Just goofin' 'round! Only work and no play makes UX a very, very, very dull b*st*rd!

AndrewTaylor
15 Mar 2005, 12:54
Only work and no play makes UX a very, very, very dull b*st*rd!
How do you know? Have you tried it?

UnKnown X
15 Mar 2005, 12:58
No. And I don't intend to!

KamikazeBananze
16 Mar 2005, 21:16
coward!!!!

MonkeyforaHead
17 Mar 2005, 00:36
I decided to attempt to clean out my keyboard today. So far I've found Elvis, the Beatles, Amelia Earhart, a raccoon, and Atlantis. And I'm not even done yet.

Paul.Power
17 Mar 2005, 00:44
I decided to attempt to clean out my keyboard today. So far I've found Elvis, the Beatles, Amelia Earhart, a raccoon, and Atlantis. And I'm not even done yet.I didn't even know we'd lost the Beatles...

SupSuper
17 Mar 2005, 13:56
http://www.lionhead.com/index2.html
it may be just me, but shouldn't a games company have a website that looks... i don't know, more professional?

KamikazeBananze
17 Mar 2005, 17:48
interestingly, I thought the same thing...

bloopy
18 Mar 2005, 12:06
http://www.lionhead.com/index2.html
it may be just me, but shouldn't a games company have a website that looks... i don't know, more professional?
Hmm I think it's kinda cool, except the Terms of Use & Privacy Policy links are default blue, and the lionhead logo doesn't match the page at all. :eek:

Paul.Power
18 Mar 2005, 15:52
Looks fine to me. I admire Lionhead's spirit, although I have to say that B&W is probably the most frustrating game I've ever bought.

BetongÅsna
18 Mar 2005, 17:02
Looks fine to me. I admire Lionhead's spirit, although I have to say that B&W is probably the most frustrating game I've ever bought.
When's B&W 2 due out, anyway?

SupSuper
18 Mar 2005, 17:13
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/01/microsoft_antispyware.html
even though old, i didn't know about this. sooooo funny at so many levels! :D

Paul.Power
18 Mar 2005, 20:07
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/01/microsoft_antispyware.html
even though old, i didn't know about this. sooooo funny at so many levels! :DY'know. I think that's a spoof...

Star Worms
18 Mar 2005, 20:32
When's B&W 2 due out, anyway?Well, Gamespot says 2005, as does Gamespy, so it's probably going to be released this Xmas (hopefully).

MtlAngelus
18 Mar 2005, 20:53
Looks fine to me. I admire Lionhead's spirit, although I have to say that B&W is probably the most frustrating game I've ever bought.
On the plus side, when it got frustating, you could just slap your creature until all frustation was gone
And if that didn't do it, you could always throw villagers around, or throw rocks at them
Or have your creature eat them
:p

SupSuper
18 Mar 2005, 22:45
On the plus side, when it got frustating, you could just slap your creature until all frustation was gone
And if that didn't do it, you could always throw villagers around, or throw rocks at them
Or have your creature eat them
:pi always teached my creature to eat villagers. it keeps the towns' population under control :)
i find B&W to be very frustating since being evil clearly wasn't as fun as it was advertised. well yes, it was much more fun than being good, but you didn't get any rewards on missions, i couldn't get everyone to obey me from fear (they either ran or died), and the villagers were still whiny little *****es.
i mean come on, it's THEIR job to build the town and get food/wood and take good care of the crops... otherwise i would've sticked with SimCity.
and using fireballs to turn villagers to your side, although very powerful at long-range, meant lots of rebuilding was in order when the village was yours, or it'd be pretty worthless. though i did get my hand half-evil looking.
oh, and storing the creature stats in the registry was just plain silly when saved games and such weren't. oh yeah, i get to keep my progress and saved games, but now i gotta beat this really hard mission with a worthless creature :rolleyes:
and... meh, i could go on forever ranting about why B&W wasn't as good as it could've been. indefinitely. but i won't :p

Zero72
18 Mar 2005, 23:32
From what I understand, B&W1's release was rushed. There has never been even an estimated release date for B&W2, so they're doing things exactly as they want, and everything that was wrong with 1 is being fixed while everything that was right is being improved.

MtlAngelus
19 Mar 2005, 03:05
I hope it has cheat codes, so I can just go around destroying everything and stuff ignoring the damn missions

MonkeyforaHead
19 Mar 2005, 05:52
From what I understand, B&W1's release was rushed. There has never been even an estimated release date for B&W2, so they're doing things exactly as they want, and everything that was wrong with 1 is being fixed while everything that was right is being improved.
Indeed. Apparently Lionhead's biggest blunder was, believe it or not, giving an estimated release date. Then, as development of the game seemed to be wrapping up, bugs were discovered that then begat more serious bugs; small adjustments to the level of balance required revamping practically every other area of the gameplay, and so forth. In the meantime, the pressure was building because they had gone way past the original planned release date, and finally, about 2 years or so after the game was originally going to be out, they wound up releasing it, bugs and all.
That's why they're not going to give any estimates on B&W 2. Some are saying that we may see it as early as May or August this year, others say it might be out around the holidays, and in reality it may be delayed into 2007 or '08 for all we know.

MtlAngelus
19 Mar 2005, 07:05
Meh, everyone knows that by 2008 either robots or aliens will have taken over the world already, so they can't delay it that much.

KamikazeBananze
19 Mar 2005, 07:13
I'm-a DANCIN' LIKE A MUNKEH!!!!
Seriously, though, UX is right.
Tho that's off-topic.

OldSkoolCrazy
19 Mar 2005, 16:03
I'm gonna watch it again!!!

MonkeyforaHead
19 Mar 2005, 19:22
http://allboards.lionhead.com/showthread.php?t=84880
Well shut my mouth and paint me red.

OldSkoolCrazy
19 Mar 2005, 19:54
http://allboards.lionhead.com/showthread.php?t=84880
Well shut my mouth and paint me red.
*puts tape on MFAH's mouth and takes out red paint can*

MonkeyforaHead
19 Mar 2005, 20:17
Mmmph.
(Translation: "I do believe your head is on fire, mate.")

Splapp
20 Mar 2005, 00:23
Anyone ever wondered if CHEESE really does cause NIGHTMARES? Me and a mate investigated it, by gorging on a quarter of a kilo of cheese each! The results are here: (under experiments) Cheeeeeese! (http://www.offal.co.uk)

SargeMcCluck
20 Mar 2005, 01:38
Anyone ever wondered if CHEESE really does cause NIGHTMARES? Me and a mate investigated it, by gorging on a quarter of a kilo of cheese each! The results are here: (under experiments) Cheeeeeese! (http://www.offal.co.uk)
Oh the insanity.

BetongÅsna
20 Mar 2005, 01:40
Heheh. Correct her with a hammer.

Paul.Power
20 Mar 2005, 15:19
On the plus side, when it got frustating, you could just slap your creature until all frustation was gone
And if that didn't do it, you could always throw villagers around, or throw rocks at them
Or have your creature eat them
:pYeah, trouble is, I wanted to play a good god, so I couldn't do that.
The problem is, you're trying to micromanage your village(s) AND look after your creature AND complete all the missions and side-quests, all at the same time.

SupSuper
20 Mar 2005, 16:01
i've said it before and i'll say it again, the villagers are the worst bit about the game. it's like micro-management taken too far, people who won't do absolutely anything unless you tell them to.
except whining. they whine if you're good, they whine if you're bad, and they whine if you're throwing them around to shut them up :p
mind you, they even got themselves easily killed on mission 4 (the one where you return to your homeland to find everything wrecked). seriously, it seemed like they were attracted to the lightning storms and fireballs. ohhhh, shiny... ZAP!
though, i liked the atmosphere :)

Paul.Power
22 Mar 2005, 19:30
Well, yes, you can't question Lionhead's attention to detail. You can, however, question the fact that my creature forgot how to eat when I started Level 2...

KamikazeBananze
25 Mar 2005, 22:58
Here's something that makes no sense:
http://www.xfire.com/xf/modules.php?name=XFire&file=cmspage&body=xf_lawsuit
Sign the petition! Please.

AndrewTaylor
25 Mar 2005, 23:56
I'm not signing anything until they tell me what Yahoo are accusing them of.

wormsfreak
26 Mar 2005, 03:41
So, what have you people been talking about last 219 pages?

OldSkoolCrazy
26 Mar 2005, 03:44
Wah! It's been a long time since you've popped up here. Welcome back!

Zero72
26 Mar 2005, 04:02
So, what have you people been talking about last 219 pages?Yes.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SupSuper
26 Mar 2005, 15:28
So, what have you people been talking about last 219 pages?yams!
btw, you should really do something about that christmas avatar :rolleyes:
double post edit
Here's something that makes no sense:
http://www.xfire.com/xf/modules.php?name=XFire&file=cmspage&body=xf_lawsuit
Sign the petition! Please.ah, so that's where all those sig banners come from.
I'm not signing anything until they tell me what Yahoo are accusing them of."Yahoo had previously filed a lawsuit against Xfire for allegedly infringing U.S. patent number 6,699,125 (the ‘125 patent)."
now if you tell me what that patent is, i'll give you fudge.
edit: aha, more info here: http://articles.filefront.com/Xfires_Frustration_Over_Yahoo_Lawsuit_Grows/;464;;;/article.html
apparently the free Xfire app is infringing the patent on Yahoo!’s GameProwler, or something like that. i never used neither so i'm neutral on this one.
double post edit
hmmm, The All-Seeing Eye was bought by Yahoo. which means you now have the regular TASE but with a completely new name, "Yahoo! All-Seeing Eye" :rolleyes: and with buttons for Yahoo! Chat and Messenger.

AndrewTaylor
26 Mar 2005, 15:33
now if you tell me what that patent is, i'll give you fudge.
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,699,125.WKU.&OS=PN/6,699,125&RS=PN/6,699,125
You owe me fudge.
Seems to me that patent could easiy be shown to cover MSN Messenger, and, in fact, all online gaming systems anywhere ever except Microsoft's awful online draughts game that comes with Windows XP because they can't be arsed to write AI.
(edit: look at the diagram on that patent. it's rubbish)

SupSuper
26 Mar 2005, 15:57
http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6,699,125.WKU.&OS=PN/6,699,125&RS=PN/6,699,125
You owe me fudge.
Seems to me that patent could easiy be shown to cover MSN Messenger, and, in fact, all online gaming systems anywhere ever except Microsoft's awful online draughts game that comes with Windows XP because they can't be arsed to write AI.
(edit: look at the diagram on that patent. it's rubbish)*gives Andrew fudge*
i still don't understand the patent. at least, not enough to know if the stupid one is Xfire on Yahoo! thoughts anyone?

MonkeyforaHead
26 Mar 2005, 20:35
Yahoo! is out of control. They've purchased GamesDomain.com, GeoCities (or at least partnered with them or something), Launch.com, and now ASE? Soon we'll be seeing Windows: Yahoo! Edition. :p

KamikazeBananze
27 Mar 2005, 07:39
this is getting very very worrying. Yahoo! are turning into a mini EA!
double post edit
Does anyone want G-mail? I have 50 invites fermenting in my account...
BST begins today!

K^2
27 Mar 2005, 08:04
*Starts humming Summertime."

MonkeyforaHead
27 Mar 2005, 08:10
Hey, if anyone knows where I could nab an mp3 of the Samurai Pizza Cats' Japanese theme song (Otto Dokkoi Nihonbare), I'd be grateful.
World peace would also be nice.

Paul.Power
27 Mar 2005, 21:50
Good news: I've worked out how to do movies on my digital camera
Bad news: The files are absurdly massive, so I can't show 'em to you.
Still, anyway, here's a picture of my "bug" collection to keep you going:

SupSuper
27 Mar 2005, 22:17
Good news: I've worked out how to do movies on my digital camera
Bad news: The files are absurdly massive, so I can't show 'em to you.
Still, anyway, here's a picture of my "bug" collection to keep you going:movies are always massive. still, there ought to be options on your camera to reduce size / quality. otherwise use something like VirtualDub (google it) to do the job.
heh, i got loads of those bugs too.
double post edit
Hey, if anyone knows where I could nab an mp3 of the Samurai Pizza Cats' Japanese theme song (Otto Dokkoi Nihonbare), I'd be grateful.you could try www.mp3raid.com

MonkeyforaHead
27 Mar 2005, 23:01
Hey, you know those context-sensitive Google ads that pop up every now and then? Found one on PsyGuy's site while reading the latest comics.
I don't think they're really trying anymore...

SupSuper
27 Mar 2005, 23:19
Hey, you know those context-sensitive Google ads that pop up every now and then? Found one on PsyGuy's site while reading the latest comics.
I don't think they're really trying anymore...eat sonic?!? now there's something new...

Pickleworm
27 Mar 2005, 23:57
why do you think sonic isn't in the next sonic game?

SomePerson
28 Mar 2005, 01:58
I think there's some food store named Sonic...

MtlAngelus
28 Mar 2005, 03:14
Yes, we have those here. It's like Drive-in fast food stuff. And it sucks.

K^2
28 Mar 2005, 03:41
Indeed. For all you Brits, Sonic Drive-In (http://www.sonicdrivein.com/index.jsp).
I never actually been to one, so don't ask.

FutureWorm
28 Mar 2005, 05:20
Indeed. For all you Brits, Sonic Drive-In (http://www.sonicdrivein.com/index.jsp).
I never actually been to one, so don't ask.Ah yes, SONIC. Never been there myself, either. But Checkers was good.

MtlAngelus
28 Mar 2005, 06:31
I've been watching Duck Dodgers quite recently.
Very fun.

philby4000
28 Mar 2005, 23:14
My computer monitor has developed a worring red tint.
It hurts my eyes.

AndrewTaylor
28 Mar 2005, 23:20
Is it the old not-quite-plugged-in-properly tint?
double post edit
Indeed. For all you Brits, Sonic Drive-In (http://www.sonicdrivein.com/index.jsp).
I never actually been to one, so don't ask.
Dr. Robotnik would have loved this:
http://sites.truenorthmap.com/sonic/index.jsp
(Doctors Eggman, Walrus, and Coo-Coo-Cachoo Coo-Coo-Cachoo Coo-Coo-Cachoo would have appreciated it too).

philby4000
28 Mar 2005, 23:21
No.
I'll try turning the computer off and on in a bit.
That might do it.

MonkeyforaHead
29 Mar 2005, 21:28
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/228112
I'm laughing so hard I just about wet myself. Check out the original if you haven't seen it, too.

MtlAngelus
30 Mar 2005, 09:54
I just saw that animation by Jeff Weise. "Target Practice"... Now that's scary...
Even more scary this comment he replied to before he did... what he did...
:\ October 2, 2004
Reviewed by: FoxyJ9 Overall Score: 5
Umm... ok. Was that like a warning message? Hmm dude you need help badly.
Regret's response:
Lol, you obviously can't tell the difference between Fantasy and reality. This cartoon was made for nothing more than Random violence, and believe it or not theres an audience out there that this appeals to. So don't try judging my Mental health based upon a simple animation, capisce?
:eek: :(
On other unrelated news, I just saw Spirited Away, and it kicks ass.

KamikazeBananze
30 Mar 2005, 21:21
http://www.bgemovie.com
If anyone's ever played Beyond Good & Evil: This appears to ad for a movie based on it. Apparently, Ubi might also release a second.

MonkeyforaHead
30 Mar 2005, 22:01
Holy ****. :eek: After how poorly the game sold? I am surprised.
..."By the creators of Sonic Boom"? Wasn't Sonic Boom the theme song for Sonic CD, or are they talking about something completely different and unrelated? :p

KamikazeBananze
30 Mar 2005, 22:22
I have no idea.
Quite frankly, I have no idea how this has something to do with a sequel. Though the game looks good. I wish I could play it. I own it anyway. I just can't play it.
*begins sobbing quietly*
I got it from here: http://forum.pcgamer.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=63327

FutureWorm
30 Mar 2005, 23:32
On other unrelated news, I just saw Spirited Away, and it kicks ass.
Agreed. The visuals are the most amazing things I have ever seen. No wonder Disney got their tail kicked out of the hand-drawn animation business.

BetongÅsna
31 Mar 2005, 02:29
I've had Spirited Away taped for ages now, I must get round to it.

FutureWorm
31 Mar 2005, 03:22
Thread derailment in two posts! Goodness, I'm getting to be like Varley.
:rolleyes:

Zero72
31 Mar 2005, 04:20
Sorry, but this is the only thread that cannot possibly be derailed.

bloopy
31 Mar 2005, 05:03
Surely the way to derail this thread would be to start talking on topic? Because then it wouldn't be 100% Off Topic any more.

MtlAngelus
31 Mar 2005, 05:35
I also saw a Japanese special about the movie, they showed a lot of the process of making the movie, and man that's some hard stuff

UnKnown X
31 Mar 2005, 05:47
No, I'm telling you, the loaf won't go away! It is stuck like a wasp!

MonkeyforaHead
31 Mar 2005, 07:17
Something about Firefox hurts my eyes when looking at the monitor, more than IE. I'm seeing shadows.

KamikazeBananze
31 Mar 2005, 09:02
Yah. Spirited Away is brilliant.
And the only way to derail this thread is to rip up the tracks and remove them.
QUICKLY.

UnKnown X
31 Mar 2005, 16:02
Bwargh! I hate FireFox! Opera is obviously the better choice!

SargeMcCluck
31 Mar 2005, 16:12
And the majority of non-IE users disagree with you. Judging by all the statistics, Firefox is the better choice. ;)

OldSkoolCrazy
31 Mar 2005, 16:33
Yah. Spirited Away is brilliant.
It is a very good film. I also like the music a lot.
And the majority of non-IE users disagree with you. Judging by all the statistics, Firefox is the better choice. ;)
I never used Firefox so I can't judge, but I'll just stick with Opera for now.:p

AndrewTaylor
31 Mar 2005, 18:13
And the majority of non-IE users disagree with you. Judging by all the statistics, Firefox is the better choice. ;)
By that logic, IE is better still.

UnKnown X
31 Mar 2005, 18:37
I never used Firefox so I can't judge, but I'll just stick with Opera for now.:p
Good! And keep it that way! Don't attempt anything, unless you have a can of paint thinner ready to rinse your eyes with.

Blinx
31 Mar 2005, 18:46
Anybody here fans of Daft Punk?

UnKnown X
31 Mar 2005, 18:50
Nein, I'm SORRAY!

Zero72
31 Mar 2005, 22:06
Anybody here fans of Daft Punk?Yup.
yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyu pyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupy upyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup yupyupyupyupyup

MtlAngelus
1 Apr 2005, 00:31
Am I the only one who has problems with opera when watching flahs animations?
They usually crash Opera for no apparent reason...(seems to only happen in large animations)
It also crashes when a site tries to load a movie in WMP or Quicktime

SargeMcCluck
1 Apr 2005, 00:36
By that logic, IE is better still.
Not really. The majority of people think that IE *is* the internet. The majority of people that don't use IE have brains and intelligent opinions.

AndrewTaylor
1 Apr 2005, 00:39
Yes, that's why the logic doesn't work. Well done.
Am I the only one who has problems with opera when watching flahs animations?
They usually crash Opera for no apparent reason...(seems to only happen in large animations)
It also crashes when a site tries to load a movie in WMP or Quicktime
You're the only one out of me and you, yes.

SargeMcCluck
1 Apr 2005, 02:25
Yes, that's why the logic doesn't work. Well done.
That's why the logic doesn't apply to IE users.
Firefox users have brains. Opera users have brains. IE users don't have brains.
This means that I can say "more people with brains use Firefox!". I can't say "More people with brains use IE!" because most people that use IE *don't* have brains.
So I don't get why you posted "using that logic applied to IE users" or whatever, when you can't apply that logic to IE users.

FutureWorm
1 Apr 2005, 02:32
Sorry, but this is the only thread that cannot possibly be derailed.
Thus the eye-rolling smiley.

MtlAngelus
1 Apr 2005, 08:13
That's why the logic doesn't apply to IE users.
Firefox users have brains. Opera users have brains. IE users don't have brains.
This means that I can say "more people with brains use Firefox!". I can't say "More people with brains use IE!" because most people that use IE *don't* have brains.
So I don't get why you posted "using that logic applied to IE users" or whatever, when you can't apply that logic to IE users.
Actually they do have brains, I can't possibly think of one human that actually works without a brain.
:p

AndrewTaylor
1 Apr 2005, 13:36
I think really to settle this you'd have to ask a representative group of Firefox and Opera users to name browsers they've tried, and then work out from that what proportion of people who've tried both use which.
But of course nobody can be bothered to do that.

KamikazeBananze
1 Apr 2005, 14:12
Do any other Opera users here have difficulty opening Java applets? Every time I try to open one, I get Applet Crashed.
double post edit
One other thing:
http://www.little-gamers.com/
It's been shut down. By the MPAA.
Oh dear.

Zero72
1 Apr 2005, 14:41
One other thing:
http://www.little-gamers.com/
It's been shut down. By the MPAA.
Oh dear.On April First...

OldSkoolCrazy
1 Apr 2005, 16:03
Actually they do have brains, I can't possibly think of one human that actually works without a brain.
:p
But Homer works without a brain. His head cracked open and there was a message from God saying: "IOU a brain."
:p

AndrewTaylor
1 Apr 2005, 16:20
That's stupid. The hallowe'en episodes aren't canon.

OldSkoolCrazy
1 Apr 2005, 16:24
You're right. I lose. And there was the episode where he had the crayon in his brain so he does have one.:p

SupSuper
1 Apr 2005, 17:26
Actually they do have brains, I can't possibly think of one human that actually works without a brain.
:pwell yes, but that doesn't mean they're making much use of them.
edit: also, as an Opera user:
- no Opera never crashed when viewing flash animations
- no Opera never crashed when using java applets
- i've tried Internet Explorer, Netscape Navigator, Opera, Mozilla Firefox and Maxthon.

AndrewTaylor
1 Apr 2005, 19:33
And Now For Something Completely Different...
Apparently I'm a lesbain Jewish NaziYou didn't get many Jewish Nazis.They were a dying breed.So to speak.Lol

Blinx
1 Apr 2005, 20:15
You stooped to a new low Andrew. :p

AndrewTaylor
1 Apr 2005, 20:16
Yeah, well... you lived in Luton.

OldSkoolCrazy
1 Apr 2005, 21:37
Try this nifty game I found. It's well...nifty.
http://www.nurium.com/index.php

Blinx
1 Apr 2005, 21:40
Yeah, well... you lived in Luton.Tschae'
Also nice find OSC

AndrewTaylor
1 Apr 2005, 23:39
Hang on...
Does Deadcode have access to OD?

SargeMcCluck
1 Apr 2005, 23:41
Actually they do have brains, I can't possibly think of one human that actually works without a brain.
:p
I'm assuming you were kidding as anyone with a brain knows that "they have no brain" is just a term saying they're stupid. Just like "just a minute" is rarely, if ever, actually one minute.

AndrewTaylor
1 Apr 2005, 23:42
It usually lasts half an hour

SargeMcCluck
2 Apr 2005, 00:11
Hang on...
Does Deadcode have access to OD?
I'll play "Ask the Deadcode!".

AndrewTaylor
2 Apr 2005, 00:14
That could be fun.

SargeMcCluck
2 Apr 2005, 01:33
That could be fun.
I thought it would be, but he hasn't replied yet. I feel ripped off!

KamikazeBananze
2 Apr 2005, 09:19
On April First...
argh. Well, they got me.
VGCats tried something similar. Typing in the addy woul take you to Very Good Hats.com. Same addy, tho, and clicking on any of the links would take you to VGCats' frontpage. I prefer LG's, tho.

SupSuper
2 Apr 2005, 12:51
VideoGameRecaps.com did something... er... interesting. they replaced every single piece of text in news, menus, images, etc, with "p enis".
yep.

MtlAngelus
2 Apr 2005, 13:18
Woo! I finally beated Motherload! (you can find it in Newgrounds, tough it's just a demo, for the full game you have to go to Xgen site, but it's free of charge anyway)
I started playing it some hours ago...
I haven't slept all night
:-/

SupSuper
2 Apr 2005, 13:26
hey Alex, lookie here:
DX: GOTY OST MP3 (http://jadiepoo.com/dx/OST/)
my dreams have come true! :D

SargeMcCluck
2 Apr 2005, 17:29
hey Alex, lookie here:
DX: GOTY OST MP3 (http://jadiepoo.com/dx/OST/)
my dreams have come true! :D
I ripped that years ago. Using "modplug" to open the UT format stuff (including the combat music) and then saved it as wav. The extras there look cool though. Nice find :D

SupSuper
2 Apr 2005, 18:45
I ripped that years ago. Using "modplug" to open the UT format stuff (including the combat music) and then saved it as wav. The extras there look cool though. Nice find :Di did too, but my Deus Ex isn't the GOTY edition (well, Sold Out says it is, but many of those tracks sure don't sound as good as mine) so i prefer those tracks :D

MonkeyforaHead
4 Apr 2005, 06:11
http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html
This was just featured as the Awful Link of the Day, but I think it's quite amusing, if not extremely weird. It's the ending battle and credits sequence of Final Fantasy VI... re-enacted by game consoles. No, I don't know either. :p
Note: You may want to set aside a good portion of time to watch this, it's incredibly long for the filesize.

BetongÅsna
4 Apr 2005, 12:21
As I am having slight problems understanding anything more than about 3 words of that, it tends to drag on.

SupSuper
4 Apr 2005, 19:53
As I am having slight problems understanding anything more than about 3 words of that, it tends to drag on.same here, though the whole concept of consoles battling around is fun.
and i simply can't stop listening to the Alien Breed SE music!!! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! GAAAHHH!!! :eek:

MtlAngelus
5 Apr 2005, 16:17
I just installed my tablet again, and after actually having a look at the configuration, I found out it's better than I tought :p
It was just set in mouse mode rather than pencil mode

FutureWorm
5 Apr 2005, 19:02
I just installed my tablet again, and after actually having a look at the configuration, I found out it's better than I tought :p
It was just set in mouse mode rather than pencil mode
Sweeeet...

philby4000
5 Apr 2005, 19:37
As I type this I am wearing a brand new colapsaeble top hat.
Thankyou Ebay!

KamikazeBananze
5 Apr 2005, 19:50
*eats collapsible hat*
Sorry. It's not my regularly-scheduled feeding time yet...

Paul.Power
5 Apr 2005, 21:49
*notes that Allister Brimble, the guy who did the Superfrog music, also did the music for Locomotion*

Zero72
5 Apr 2005, 23:16
*turns off Paul.Power light on Absent Forumers board thingy*

SupSuper
5 Apr 2005, 23:32
*notes that Allister Brimble, the guy who did the Superfrog music, also did the music for Locomotion**notes that he also did the music for most Team17 Amiga games, Colonization, X-Com 1 and 2, Rollercoaster Tycoon, etc.*
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/allister_brimble/Softography.html
http://www.mirsoft.info/gmb/musician_info.php?id_ele=NzM=
he's now included in my fav game music artists list :)

Paul.Power
5 Apr 2005, 23:42
*turns off Paul.Power light on Absent Forumers board thingy*A combination of being back at home on evenings-and-weekends dial-up, studying over the hols and switching my "main forum" from this one to a different one (http://www.turk-board.net/index.php, if you're interested) has severely limited my posting here. Sorry 'bout that.
Also, has anyone else seen the new British Beef and Lamb advert yet? :D

SupSuper
6 Apr 2005, 00:18
[Opera Integrated with Adobe Creative Suite 2 (http://www.opera.com/pressreleases/en/2005/04/04/)]
hmmm...

SargeMcCluck
6 Apr 2005, 00:28
Ouch. I hope it doesn't get bloated with stuff like that. Opera is a nice browser, I just prefer Firefox, but I don't like it when bad things happen to it :/
Hopefully there'll be an Adobe free version. If not officially then by people messing with it.

AndrewTaylor
6 Apr 2005, 00:30
IF nothing else there'll probably be one to ease download times. You can get it without java, I think.

OldSkoolCrazy
6 Apr 2005, 05:28
Does anyone know where I can get the song 'The Chains' by Radiohead. I can't find it anywhere.

AndrewTaylor
6 Apr 2005, 13:58
I could get you Fleetwood Mac. That's close.

Blinx
6 Apr 2005, 15:28
Does anyone know where I can get the song 'The Chains' by Radiohead. I can't find it anywhere.I've had a look. Any idea which LP or EP it's off?

KamikazeBananze
6 Apr 2005, 16:03
Also, has anyone else seen the new British Beef and Lamb advert yet? :D
Yes. The Sunday Times newspaper is reprinted in an Irish edition. The Magazine, though, isn't. It includes plenty of British ads. So yes, I have seen them.
Humph.

AndrewTaylor
6 Apr 2005, 19:08
The TV advert is stoopider.

Test Zero
6 Apr 2005, 19:22
Does anyone know where I can get the song 'The Chains' by Radiohead. I can't find it anywhere.
Never heard of it, and I'm pretty sure I have every Radiohead song.

SupSuper
6 Apr 2005, 23:34
well, i think i'm gonna restart Deus Ex all over again. to see if i'll ever finish it.
because, if you remember, my most up-to-date saved game got corrupt somehow so all my progress was lost. and, as i recently found out, all the other saved games got the same faith. so it's back to the beginning from me... :mad:
and i was already on Vanderberg, too :(

OldSkoolCrazy
7 Apr 2005, 00:53
Never heard of it, and I'm pretty sure I have every Radiohead song.
Found it here. The site puts it under their demo songs. I was interested in it because I like string instruments so I wanted to hear the viola:
http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/chains.php
And here I think is a list of all their songs: http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics

Test Zero
7 Apr 2005, 16:35
Not all of them. I've got a fair few songs that aren't on that list.

OldSkoolCrazy
8 Apr 2005, 00:07
Not all of them. I've got a fair few songs that aren't on that list.
Can you name them.:)

Test Zero
8 Apr 2005, 16:52
B-Sides/Rare Tracks:
33.33333
Broken Bass Bin
Duped 94bpm
Skkatterwave
Momentum
Nasty People
Be Mine
Chenbyl 2
Cogs
Ed's Scary Song
Halo Attakk
Hurricane
I'll Wear It Proudly
I Don't Want To Go To Woodstock
I Will (Los Angeles Mix)
If There Is A God (With Billy Corgan)
In Limbo (With Nigel Godrich)
Introduction To Romeo (Romeo & Juliet Soundtrack)
Jonny's Techno
Leave (With R.E.M.)
Lucky (With Michael Stipe)
Mantua (Romeo & Juliet Soundtrack)
Outlander
Pista 4
Static
Stop Whispering (US Version)
Try To Save Your Prize
Untogether (With Belly)
Acoustic Versions:
Banana Co.
Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
Creep
High And Dry
Motion Picture Soundtrack
Subterranean Homesick Alien
Covers:
After The Goldrush (Neil Young)
Be Quiet And Drive (Deftones)
Cinnamon Girl (Neil Young)
Nobody Does It Better (Carly Simon)
Shot By Both Sides (Magazine)
The Thief (Can)
Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)
Wonderwall (Oasis)
Demos/Early Versions:
An Airbag Saved My Life
Climbing Up The Walls
How To Disappear Completely And Never Be Found
Karma Police
Lucky
Motion Picture Soundtrack
Nice Dream
No Surprises Please
Paranoid Android
Stop Whispering
The Amazing Sounds Of Orgy
The Bends
There There
Thinking About You
Wicked Child
Yes I Am
Extended Versions:
I Will
The Gloaming
Life In A Glass House
Treefingers
Remixes:
Climbing Up The Walls (File Brazilla)
Climbing Up The Walls (Zero 7)
Everything In Its Right Place (Hybrid)
Idioteque (Letfield)
Idioteque (Morning Bell)
Killer Cars (Mogadon)
Planet Telex (Depthcharge)
Planet Telex (Hexidecimal)
Planet Telex (Karma Sundra)
Planet Telex (L.F.O.)
Planet Telex (Trashed)
Skttrbrain (Four Tet)
Street Spirit (Paul Oakenfold)
Street Spirit (Tiesto)
Stupid Car (Tinnitus)
Talk Show Host (Black Dog)
Talk Show Host (Nellee Hooper)
The Gloaming (DJ Shadow)
Where I End And You Begin (Leama & Moor)
Remyxomatosis (Christian Vogel)
I've also got all the songs from On A Friday's Manic Hedgehog, a few Radiohead songs covered by other bands, a load of live tracks, both DVDs (Meeting People Is Easy and The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth Of All Time) and some videos (live at Reading, both of the Glastonbury videos, and every music video they did for their singles). Plus the list of songs listed on Green Plastic, and every album.

OldSkoolCrazy
8 Apr 2005, 17:14
I came up with the conclusion you only like Radiohead a little bit.:p How did youg get all those songs?

Blinx
8 Apr 2005, 18:14
B-Sides/Rare Tracks:
33.33333
Broken Bass Bin
Duped 94bpm
Skkatterwave
Momentum
Nasty People
Be Mine
Chenbyl 2
Cogs
Ed's Scary Song
Halo Attakk
Hurricane
I'll Wear It Proudly
I Don't Want To Go To Woodstock
I Will (Los Angeles Mix)
If There Is A God (With Billy Corgan)
In Limbo (With Nigel Godrich)
Introduction To Romeo (Romeo & Juliet Soundtrack)
Jonny's Techno
Leave (With R.E.M.)
Lucky (With Michael Stipe)
Mantua (Romeo & Juliet Soundtrack)
Outlander
Pista 4
Static
Stop Whispering (US Version)
Try To Save Your Prize
Untogether (With Belly)
Acoustic Versions:
Banana Co.
Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
Creep
High And Dry
Motion Picture Soundtrack
Subterranean Homesick Alien
Covers:
After The Goldrush (Neil Young)
Be Quiet And Drive (Deftones)
Cinnamon Girl (Neil Young)
Nobody Does It Better (Carly Simon)
Shot By Both Sides (Magazine)
The Thief (Can)
Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)
Wonderwall (Oasis)
Demos/Early Versions:
An Airbag Saved My Life
Climbing Up The Walls
How To Disappear Completely And Never Be Found
Karma Police
Lucky
Motion Picture Soundtrack
Nice Dream
No Surprises Please
Paranoid Android
Stop Whispering
The Amazing Sounds Of Orgy
The Bends
There There
Thinking About You
Wicked Child
Yes I Am
Extended Versions:
I Will
The Gloaming
Life In A Glass House
Treefingers
Remixes:
Climbing Up The Walls (File Brazilla)
Climbing Up The Walls (Zero 7)
Everything In Its Right Place (Hybrid)
Idioteque (Letfield)
Idioteque (Morning Bell)
Killer Cars (Mogadon)
Planet Telex (Depthcharge)
Planet Telex (Hexidecimal)
Planet Telex (Karma Sundra)
Planet Telex (L.F.O.)
Planet Telex (Trashed)
Skttrbrain (Four Tet)
Street Spirit (Paul Oakenfold)
Street Spirit (Tiesto)
Stupid Car (Tinnitus)
Talk Show Host (Black Dog)
Talk Show Host (Nellee Hooper)
The Gloaming (DJ Shadow)
Where I End And You Begin (Leama & Moor)
Remyxomatosis (Christian Vogel)
I've also got all the songs from On A Friday's Manic Hedgehog, a few Radiohead songs covered by other bands, a load of live tracks, both DVDs (Meeting People Is Easy and The Most Gigantic Lying Mouth Of All Time) and some videos (live at Reading, both of the Glastonbury videos, and every music video they did for their singles). Plus the list of songs listed on Green Plastic, and every album.
Now go rar them all and put them up to download :p

Test Zero
8 Apr 2005, 18:21
eMule, mostly. Betong and Mashimaro (from CL2K) sent me a few. I also download a couple of bootleg compilations of rare/live Radiohead. One was called Towering Above The Rest. Can't remember what the other was called.

OldSkoolCrazy
8 Apr 2005, 18:36
Is eMule the same as eDonkey.

philby4000
8 Apr 2005, 19:32
No, but Eass is.

SomePerson
8 Apr 2005, 21:30
Another product of my deranged mind:
And so there were these three guys who looked like chineese waitresses who decided to eat a pile of chile the night before who then exploded into a billion pieces. The force of the explosion was felt as far away as Paris, France, and as near as Belgium, where the explosion took place, disregarding that the guys were in Turkey. Soon, the telephone rang in one of the effected areas, and a big fat skinny guy named Frank got up to pick up the phone when suddenly his left artery exploded and he died in a pile of blood where he was found several years later, so old and decayed that nobody was able to determine his cause of death. In order to attract an audience, the media channels waged wars blowing the event out of proportion and making wild and crazy claims as to why and how this man died. Not one news agency correctly speculated that he died of natural causes, much less from an artery explosion, and not a soul even considered for a moment that this artery explosion was caused by a chili imbalence in his kidney, which it wasn't.

MtlAngelus
8 Apr 2005, 21:34
-"Hello, what's with no Hello?"
-"We're un-hello now..."

Paul.Power
10 Apr 2005, 21:40
So yes, the charts are dominated by Tony Christie/Peter Kay's "Is This The Way To Amarillo?"
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. I think I'll laugh :D.

Splapp
10 Apr 2005, 23:29
So yes, the charts are dominated by Tony Christie/Peter Kay's "Is This The Way To Amarillo?"
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. I think I'll laugh :D.
You know what? I think I will too. Ahahahh!! :D

OldSkoolCrazy
10 Apr 2005, 23:50
Cries for being lost at what's happening.

AndrewTaylor
11 Apr 2005, 01:07
Just clap in the right places and nod along. Don't know the right places? Who cares, clap anyway. Everybugger else does.
double post edit
Who's the anime girl in McCluck's avatar these days?
She's pretty enough and all, but I can't help feeling that if we see him on a meet we'd be disappointed.

SargeMcCluck
11 Apr 2005, 02:12
成瀬川　なる of course!
(It's from an anime Betong and I are fans of. It's called "Love Hina". It's terribly amusing. The manga is better apparently). http://lovehina.bandai-ent.com/regular_version/images/naru_165.gif would be the picture my avatar is, but larger.
LOL @ the last statement.

MonkeyforaHead
11 Apr 2005, 04:01
http://www.bandai-ent.com/multimedia/theater.cfm?trailer_id=140
I've seen a good bunch of episodes (acquired through questionable means), but the series didn't really hold my interest enough for me to bother looking up the rest of them. Still pretty funny.

Zero72
11 Apr 2005, 04:37
Danger1111111111111111111

SargeMcCluck
11 Apr 2005, 14:28
http://www.bandai-ent.com/multimedia/theater.cfm?trailer_id=140
I've seen a good bunch of episodes (acquired through questionable means), but the series didn't really hold my interest enough for me to bother looking up the rest of them. Still pretty funny.
As long as nobody watches the EVIL DUBBED EPISODES OF DEATH then it's great.

AndrewTaylor
12 Apr 2005, 01:09
Dammit, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!
WHY do I keep clicking on "Big Forum Story"?
GOD, I hate that thread.

bloopy
12 Apr 2005, 03:11
Hahahha... I'm a Big Forum Story virgin on a Big-Forum-Story-free diet because I have a Big Forum Story intolerance. ;)

SomePerson
12 Apr 2005, 03:31
I saw an article in a game magazine earlier today that showed a version of Zelda: Wind Waker that isn't cell shaded. Apparently if you preorder the new Zelda game sometime this April you'll get a copy of it.
And no, it's not the same with a different shading engine - Link looks normal and his head is in proportion to the rest of his body. And the enemies have nice textures.
It appears that was an April Fools joke...
Edit: Woo! I got reply #6666...

OldSkoolCrazy
12 Apr 2005, 03:33
Edit: Woo! I got reply #6666...
Nope. Bloopy did.:p

SomePerson
12 Apr 2005, 03:38
Nope. Bloopy did.:p
Reply, not post number... The first post isn't counted when it shows the number of replies on the index, which I happened to notice was at 6,666 after I posted.

OldSkoolCrazy
12 Apr 2005, 03:47
Ah, I see. I've been filled with this wisdom.:)

Zero72
12 Apr 2005, 04:05
*stubs toe* RNDAUUUUFHHH

SomePerson
12 Apr 2005, 04:19
The north and south poles of an electromagnet - which is positive and which is negative?

Zero72
12 Apr 2005, 04:33
Margaret??

SomePerson
12 Apr 2005, 04:52
http://babelfish.altavista.com/babelfish/trurl_pagecontent?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sakakibara-kikai.co.jp%2Fproducts%2Fother%2FLW.htm&lp=ja_en
That puts ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US to shame...
"Under under and after before the substance":rolleyes:

AndrewTaylor
12 Apr 2005, 13:38
It appears that was an April Fools joke...
Edit: Woo! I got reply #6666...
Maybe I'll delete some posts until I have it.
double post edit
This should be fun:
http://andrewtaylor.proboards15.com/index.cgi?board=guestbook&action=display&num=1113306929&start=0

SupSuper
12 Apr 2005, 16:55
Neat poll at ActionTrip.com. Even neater results:
What's the most annoying thing about the gaming industry?
The fact that most of these issues can be pinned to EA. 30.00%
Half-finished or buggy releases. 19.79%
Constantly delayed releases. 14.34%
Lack or originality and better scripts. 10.92%
Awesome features that never made it into the game. 7.52%
Lack of proper and meaningful mature content. 5.33%
Shameless milking of popular franchises. 4.80%
Whining fanboys. 4.03%
Increased presence of mainstream titles. 2.11%
Poor working conditions in the industry. 1.15%
People voted: 4936

MtlAngelus
12 Apr 2005, 20:38
Maybe I'll delete some posts until I have it.
double post edit
This should be fun:
http://andrewtaylor.proboards15.com/index.cgi?board=guestbook&action=display&num=1113306929&start=0
Lol!
Keep us posted please.

OldSkoolCrazy
14 Apr 2005, 02:39
I just watch Pulp Fiction this weekend. It's a great movie with excellent dialogue. If you like this movie you should watch the other Tarantino films such as Kill Bill and Reservoir Dogs. They are excellent movies. And if you like Tarantino go see Rodriguez films like El Mariachi and Desporado, and defenitely go see Sin City. They are some of my favorite movies. They are very different which is one reason they are so great. I can understand if you don't like them though, because they are quite wierd, but I like that so meh.:p

SupSuper
14 Apr 2005, 14:47
i now have all of the TIM series games:
- The Incredible Machine
- The Even More Incredible Machine
- The Incredible Machine 2
- The Incredible Machine 3
- Return of The Incredible Machine: Contraptions
- Return of The Incredible Machine: Even More Contraptions
as well as the similiar series:
- Sid & Al's Incredible Toons
- The Incredible Toon Machine
ho-hum.

bloopy
15 Apr 2005, 06:02
Which ones are your favourites SupSuper? I think I've only played 1 & 2, and was thinking of getting some again.

K^2
15 Apr 2005, 07:54
I played TIM, TIM2, and the The Incredible Toon Machine. All fine games.

FatWhitey
15 Apr 2005, 12:38
Full Throttle is a good game

KamikazeBananze
15 Apr 2005, 17:53
What's the best Monkey Island game to get, if you could only buy one?

AndrewTaylor
15 Apr 2005, 17:56
I'd say the third, probably.
The first two are great and all, but the low res no sound, generall DOSness of them can get annoying. The fourth one is too hard to control and graphically unengaging. And also not funny.

Run
15 Apr 2005, 18:28
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/peteandbob/peteandbob6.html

K^2
15 Apr 2005, 18:50
Full Throttle is a good game
It is a shame that the sequel got canceled. Why does Lucas Arts cancel sequels to all good games?

SupSuper
15 Apr 2005, 19:17
Which ones are your favourites SupSuper? I think I've only played 1 & 2, and was thinking of getting some again.most of them are pretty much the same, so they're all good, but the originals (TIM 1 and 2) are the best. and TITM is also great with all the crazy cartoony anthics.
here's what each game is like:
- The Incredible Machine: the first, with time-based scoring system, code-based progression (you complete a level you get a code), only 2 music tracks and a bunch of puzzles to keep you entertained.
- The Even More Incredible Machine: same as above, but with new puzzle items.
- The Incredible Machine 2: completely improved for the better. dumped the scoring system, added much more (and new) puzzles now organized by categories (including tutorial ones), many new puzzle items, storage of your progress, an actual main menu, sign-in, more music tracks, two-player mode, backgrounds and help system. oh, and Professor Tim. imo, the best one from the series.
- The Incredible Machine 3: same as above, but for Windows, with voice from Professor Tim and Parts Bin organized by categories to make it easier to browse when making your own machines.
- Return of The Incredible Machine: Contraptions: modernized version of the above. new graphics, new music (including digital music besides the MIDI one), new interface. overall better looking, but still the same puzzles and items from TIM3. at least they didn't ruin the formula.
and the puzzles are now called contraptions instead of machines :rolleyes:
- Return of The Incredible Machine: Even More Contraptions: completely new puzzles for those that were fed up with the same old ones. oh, and Puzzle Swap option to trade puzzles online, but it doesn't work.
we should have a thread to share the crazy puzzles we do (even if some aren't for you to spend hours to solve but just overall crazy), but i think most ppl just solve puzzles, they don't make them.
- Sid & Al's Incredible Toons: same gameplay as TIM (and same author), but in a funny, crazy, cartoony way. not as complex but still hard and great fun.
only thing that bugs me is that you can't "program" solutions to your homemade puzzles (like in TIM) since there's no "checkered flag" option on items.
- The Incredible Toon Machine: Windows version of the above.

AndrewTaylor
15 Apr 2005, 19:49
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/peteandbob/peteandbob6.html
You're not going to believe this, but http://forums.keenspace.com/viewtopic.php?t=64649

KamikazeBananze
15 Apr 2005, 20:27
thanks for the advice Andrew!

AndrewTaylor
15 Apr 2005, 20:29
If you can find the first two for download somewhere, get them anyway. I'm totally stuck on the second, though. I have an infinitessimally small piece of rope and I can't work out what to do next.

SupSuper
15 Apr 2005, 22:29
I'd say the third, probably.
The first two are great and all, but the low res no sound, generall DOSness of them can get annoying. The fourth one is too hard to control and graphically unengaging. And also not funny.they do have sound. mostly music, but there are sound effects.
and imo the first two are the best. because i haven't got any others :p
oh and i finished both too.
If you can find the first two for download somewhere, get them anyway. I'm totally stuck on the second, though. I have an infinitessimally small piece of rope and I can't work out what to do next.in what part of the game are you, exactly?

AndrewTaylor
15 Apr 2005, 22:32
I'm on a pirate boat, being a mighty pirate! Aaaaarr!
And I've got a big bowl over a fire, and a cannon, and some layabout crew who won't do a thing, and a captain's office, and presumably infinte gunpowder and rope. And a flag. And a lot of other crap. And I'm totally stuck.
Also, the save file's on my other PC, so I can't easily check things or try out suggestions for a while yet.

philby4000
15 Apr 2005, 23:16
That's the first game, and if my memory serves you have to stuff as much stuff as the game will let you into that pot.

AndrewTaylor
15 Apr 2005, 23:28
Worth a try.
On an unrealted note, I've just been watching the BBC's Dr Who webcast, because it was a script by Douglas Adams for Tom Baker to play and that to me spells greatness. He put a Ford Prefect in it.

Splapp
16 Apr 2005, 00:37
Damn. Can somebody help me do this Dot-to-Dot? I can't help but feel i've gone wrong somewhere... :confused:

AndrewTaylor
16 Apr 2005, 00:39
You fool.
You missed out "d".
Edit: Algebraic dot-to-dots, what will they think of next? I suppose the variables are all unknowns?

Splapp
16 Apr 2005, 00:41
You missed out "d".
BOLLOCKS. I knew it must have been something simple! :p Ooh, look. The next batch of Pokémon have arrived. Looks like they are running out of ideas...

bloopy
16 Apr 2005, 15:22
most of them are pretty much the same, so they're all good, but the originals (TIM 1 and 2) are the best. and TITM is also great with all the crazy cartoony anthics.
here's what each game is like:
Thanks a lot for that. :cool:

SargeMcCluck
16 Apr 2005, 16:12
BOLLOCKS. I knew it must have been something simple! :p Ooh, look. The next batch of Pokémon have arrived. Looks like they are running out of ideas...
. <3

FutureWorm
16 Apr 2005, 19:28
Ooh, look. The next batch of Pokémon have arrived. Looks like they are running out of ideas...
The scary thing is that it isn't that far from reality.

SupSuper
17 Apr 2005, 00:36
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Zero72
17 Apr 2005, 01:57
BOLLOCKS. I knew it must have been something simple! :p Ooh, look. The next batch of Pokémon have arrived. Looks like they are running out of ideas...
And doesn't it then evolve into Dumpstor?

FutureWorm
17 Apr 2005, 02:23
And doesn't it then evolve into Dumpstor?
Wheelobab is a dumpster, mind you.

Zero72
17 Apr 2005, 04:50
WHAT?!?!?!???#ED//F//Fff *implodes brutally with lots of gristly crunching noises* *sinks into the ground* *FROOMP* *salad rains*

AndrewTaylor
17 Apr 2005, 12:02
Alright, it's been a year and nobody's noticed.
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=236552&postcount=62
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=16904
So, do you think the FanArt crowd just assume I can't draw cars? Or perhaps thought it was a lawnmower.

philby4000
17 Apr 2005, 12:26
Maybe the thought you couldn't draw lawnmowers.

FatWhitey
17 Apr 2005, 13:10
It is a shame that the sequel got canceled. Why does Lucas Arts cancel sequels to all good games?
To focus more on Star Wars games?
What's the best Monkey Island game to get, if you could only buy one?
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge

SupSuper
17 Apr 2005, 16:08
To focus more on Star Wars games?i doubt it, lately they've just been handing those jobs to other developers. which is an improvement imo, since SW games were really going down the drain.

MonkeyforaHead
17 Apr 2005, 17:58
Right now I've only got room on my computer for one more major game, and I'm trying to decide between Curse of Monkey Island, or Grim Fandango. Never you mind how I'm planning to acquire them. I feel I'm justified anyway -- they stopped showing up in bargain bins around here years ago, and the only other way to get either involves a credit card, something I still don't have.

FutureWorm
17 Apr 2005, 18:27
Grim Fandango. Do it.

MonkeyforaHead
17 Apr 2005, 18:34
I've already got both demos, and frankly the Monkey Island one seemed more entertaining simply because of the huge variety of pointless dialogue choices. :p Mind you, I guess Grim Fandango is more famous for being an excellent game.
RUN, YOU PIGEONS! IT'S ROBERT FROST!

OldSkoolCrazy
17 Apr 2005, 21:36
The Grim Fandango demo doesn't work very well on my computer. Though, I want it. I hear the full version works better.

KamikazeBananze
17 Apr 2005, 21:53
Another brief question:
Which should I get: System Shock 1 or 2? I can't get both.
I have a list of 14 games to get after I finish my exams. Some I'm going to use during a LAN party I'm having on July 1st/2nd, the rest are for me alone on my PC.
Advice?

SargeMcCluck
17 Apr 2005, 22:11
System Shock 2. The engine is far, far better. SS1 has a doom style engine, but much clunkier. SS2 has a proper 3D engine.

MonkeyforaHead
17 Apr 2005, 23:28
I'd say 2 as well. 1 is insanely hard to get to work; it doesn't run well (or at all) on its own, and running it in DosBox slows things down to an intolerable crawl. 2 I think requires a little patch to work on XP, but that's it.

FatWhitey
17 Apr 2005, 23:59
Go with what these two intelligent lads said. Having brief experience playing SS2, I'll advise you buy that.

SupSuper
18 Apr 2005, 00:34
i've never played SS1, so i go with SS2 too.

SomePerson
18 Apr 2005, 03:15
I am evil - I set my desktop wallpaper to an "illegal operation" error message, so it looks like it crashed. And you can't click it away so it makes it look like the computer is locked up.

OldSkoolCrazy
18 Apr 2005, 05:17
I just finished the Grim Fandango demo. I didn't crash so I didn't have to keep starting over.:) I think I'm going to get this game. It's pretty neat. I like the humor aswell. The music is tres nifty to.:p

AndrewTaylor
18 Apr 2005, 16:14
Lol!
Keep us posted please.
They don't seem very chatty.
I've emailed them again and they still haven't replied (transcript, same link). They have a fax number, too, though, so I could fax them an invoice if I could find a fax machine in this age of things that are infinitely superior to fax machines in absolutely every way (such as a telephone and a pencil-and-paper).
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I am evil - I set my desktop wallpaper to an "illegal operation" error message, so it looks like it crashed. And you can't click it away so it makes it look like the computer is locked up.
Another fun trick is to put icons into the picture and then disable desktop icons.
It's usually easiest to simply print-screen the old desktop.
Edit: The computers at school had a mouse calibration tool that let you move the mouse straight up and it'd recalibrate the mouse to that angle. Drag it down and everything's backwards! Fun!

K^2
18 Apr 2005, 17:06
I'd just flip the mouse over and continue with what I was doing.

AndrewTaylor
18 Apr 2005, 17:08
You wouldn't be tempted to write a custom driver layer to invert all the movements at all, then? :p
You can do that, but then the buttons and the wire are at the wrong end. Mind you, if you've also set the mouse buttons to "left handed" at least they're the right way around again.

MonkeyforaHead
18 Apr 2005, 19:39
Well, I must say I am enjoying Grim Fandango more than I thought I would. I'm currently trying to figure out how to get Glottis to play that semi-secret Rusty Anchor song I've heard about, before he takes off when I show him the ID card. Whee. This town is a freakin' labyrinth. :-/

FatWhitey
18 Apr 2005, 20:30
I like the scene between you vs Domino.

KamikazeBananze
18 Apr 2005, 22:12
"I've just locked an open door"
"Strange, yet symbolically compelling"
Great game.

MtlAngelus
19 Apr 2005, 01:40
I had to help kill another goat today.
Who wants details? :p

MonkeyforaHead
19 Apr 2005, 02:48
http://www.hyper.readyfyght.com/random/comics/018.gif I've wondered this for the longest time.

SupSuper
19 Apr 2005, 20:20
Adobe is going to buy Macromedia.
http://www.adobe.com/aboutadobe/invrelations/adobeandmacromedia.html

philby4000
19 Apr 2005, 20:30
Oh dear!
I'm not that fond of "Adobe-ey" (as they like to call themselves.)
Their acrobat viewer is the most anoying slow loading thing I've ever seen.
Then again my ancient computer cant have helped that much...

UnKnown X
19 Apr 2005, 20:37
You think the Acrobat Viewer has a slow loading time?
Have you heard of a program called "Photoshop"? If not; lucky you.

philby4000
19 Apr 2005, 20:40
You think the Acrobat Viewer has a slow loading time?
Have you heard of a program called "Photoshop"? If not; lucky you.
Yeah, but acrobat viewer is only for viewing documents.
I'd expect a picture viewing aplication to have a faster loading time to a program for creating and editing them. :p
Is it me or does FWD. ADM. or whaterver his name is change his avatar on a hourly basis?

FutureWorm
19 Apr 2005, 21:57
Adobe is going to buy Macromedia.
http://www.adobe.com/aboutadobe/invrelations/adobeandmacromedia.html
Yes, and they deserve to be shot for it.

OldSkoolCrazy
19 Apr 2005, 23:56
Quite frankly I like the Adobe programs. I don't like the Macromedia programs. However, I hate corporations and espicially when they buy each other so I'm against this 100% and it makes me quite bad.

AndrewTaylor
20 Apr 2005, 12:26
It depends. McDonalds own a large chunk of Subway but the food's still good. If Adobe don't turn Macromedia apps into the same clunky interfaced problemware that Adobe make then I don't care.
Photoshop's great, but a pain to use. Acrobat, and all it's trappings, is rubbish.

KamikazeBananze
20 Apr 2005, 13:51
http://www.hyper.readyfyght.com/random/comics/018.gif I've wondered this for the longest time.
??????????

MonkeyforaHead
20 Apr 2005, 22:09
I'm against this 100% and it makes me quite bad.
Past your sell-by date, are you?
??????????
The Lock Legion, llike the Clock Crew, are a group of Newgrounds users. Apparently the two groups aren't particularly fond of each other, for whatever reason. I always just wondered what would happen if you stuck a key in there. :p

PinkWorm
21 Apr 2005, 02:47
this thread is getting far too meaningful. You need a: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

OldSkoolCrazy
21 Apr 2005, 03:18
Past your sell-by date, are you?
lol, that explains why everyone runs from me.:p

SomePerson
21 Apr 2005, 03:52
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/masmith3200/eanazi3tm.gif

OldSkoolCrazy
21 Apr 2005, 04:04
So true it makes me cry.

FutureWorm
21 Apr 2005, 05:06
So true it makes me cry.
Agreed upon.

PinkWorm
21 Apr 2005, 13:43
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/masmith3200/eanazi3tm.gif
:D :p
stupid char limit
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MtlAngelus
21 Apr 2005, 21:29
Nice avatar :p

SargeMcCluck
22 Apr 2005, 01:59
There's a post on the Fan Art forum that is awful. I had a really really good comment about it, but then I realised that if I posted it on the thread, I'd probably be moaned at/have my post deleted or something dull like that because the people outside this subforum are dull.
So I'll post it here instead. It's a link to the post in question, and the text of the link is my comment. Who agrees with me?
"Its sheer ugliness stabs pain into my eyes!" (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=377379&postcount=1)

MtlAngelus
22 Apr 2005, 02:43
Invalid Thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the webmaster
What thread was it on? was it deleted?

Zero72
22 Apr 2005, 03:59
Leaving OD is dangerous business, especially if you go near Fan Art...

SomePerson
22 Apr 2005, 05:08
Guess what I've been up to!:D
Я не работаю.

Zero72
22 Apr 2005, 05:28
Bizarre occult rituals involving limburger and Leonard Nemoy?

K^2
22 Apr 2005, 05:50
Guess what I've been up to!:D
Я не работаю.
Reading the Soviet Tokamak blueprints?

OldSkoolCrazy
22 Apr 2005, 05:58
Speaking of Russia, we're just started the Russian Revolution in World History today.

K^2
22 Apr 2005, 07:45
Really? And to think that we have been blaming the Bolsheviks for it all these years.

AndrewTaylor
22 Apr 2005, 15:58
Invalid Thread specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the webmaster
What thread was it on? was it deleted?
Yes. I can read the thread but I can't find the attachments, so they must have been removed too. It was about some avatars someone had made.
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Andrew derives from the Greek word for "manly".
Andrew is the #35 most common male name.
0.537% of men in the US are named Andrew.
Around 657825 US men are named Andrew.
Andrew is the #2528 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the US are Andrew.
Around 12500 US last names are Andrew.
Andrew is the #2203 most common female name.
0.002% of females in the US are named Andrew.
Around 2550 US females are named Andrew.
Andrew is the #2203 most common female name!
0.002% of females in the US are named Andrew!
Around 2550 US females are named Andrew!
Andrew derives from the Greek word for "manly".
That said, though, so does Andrea, so you have to worry about parents that choose to call their daughter Andrea. Or Andrew. Or Eunike, but that's just because it's a stupid name.
www.namestatistics.com
Edit: I have met a girl called Andrew at a party once. She seemed nice. But it was never going to work out, was it? Imagine if we'd got married. It would have been beauroctacy hell.

K^2
22 Apr 2005, 17:14
I used to know a girl named Andrea. She was nice. She also had a twin sister. Or was it her sister that was named Andrea? I suppose it doesn't matter. I can't tell them appart, and they were both nice. So the point stands.

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