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Worm-Nut
1 Aug 2003, 15:53
do you like?

SomePerson
1 Aug 2003, 17:57
Current list of obscure things to create in Combat Flight Sim:
Superman
Flying Delorean
E.T. Bike

KamikazeBananze
1 Aug 2003, 19:54
U forgot Flying Pig.
;)

Lawd
1 Aug 2003, 20:21
*Lands in A Starwing Ship (ie Fox McCloud's ship) and gets out* Hello, everyone! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!!!!! *Jumps back in and an armada of Enemy Ships comes out of the sky*
*Flies off*
*makes complicated aerial maneuvre and turns round* NOW!!!! *Picks off an Enemy and flies off*

Paul.Power
1 Aug 2003, 21:59
England are playing pretty dismally in this series against South Africa at the moment... :(

MtlAngelus
1 Aug 2003, 22:02
Mexico 1 Brasil 0
:cool:

Zero72
1 Aug 2003, 22:30
DEFENDER! *swoops in in a Nemesis and starts blowing stuff up*

KamikazeBananze
2 Aug 2003, 05:19
ATTACKER!*drops dead*
How many people here like the Marx Brothers?

SomePerson
2 Aug 2003, 06:57
U forgot Flying Pig.
;) Good one!:)

KamikazeBananze
2 Aug 2003, 07:12
Of course! FLYING PIGS R0}{0R!

Paul.Power
2 Aug 2003, 14:40
I bought a CD called "Great Sports Themes" recently. Featuring the themes from Match of the Day, BBC Cricket, Grandstand...
This tells you a lot about my musical taste :rolleyes:.

MonkeyforaHead
2 Aug 2003, 19:37
FLYING PIGS R0}{0R!
Nah, flying MONKEYS rock-sore!:p
On another note...
MonkeyforaHead finally got his GameCube!!! *does funkay chikc3n dance*

SomePerson
5 Aug 2003, 04:22
Alrighty, I'm researching DSL! (Finally completely and utterly sick of AOL's speed, reliability, and lack of being able to be online while sister is on the phone and will do whatever it takes to get DSL)
I'm eyeing an option with 1 dynamic IP address for $40 a month. Then there's an option (with the same download and upload speeds) with 5 static IPs for $55 a month. Is it worth it to get the second one?

KamikazeBananze
5 Aug 2003, 06:31
DSL? ME WANT DSL!
P.S.: Congrats MFAH!
*joins MFAH in funkay chikc3n dance*

MtlAngelus
5 Aug 2003, 07:11
me has diahrrea
me can't sleep
me incredibly bored
me can't dance chicken dance cause then me get more sick
me is drinking water

KamikazeBananze
5 Aug 2003, 07:21
Poor Mtl. So that's y u r awake...

MtlAngelus
5 Aug 2003, 07:38
me is awake:eek:
me hadn't realised!:eek:
:rolleyes:

KamikazeBananze
5 Aug 2003, 07:45
U didn't? oh.

SupSuper
5 Aug 2003, 12:07
Current list of obscure things to create in Combat Flight Sim:
Superman
Flying Delorean
E.T. Bike you forgot Fly (the insect) :p

Squirminator2k
5 Aug 2003, 13:30
For the love of Glod, someone DELETE THIS THREAD.

Worm-Nut
5 Aug 2003, 14:33
This is open discussion, this is the 100% off topic thread, so your always on topic!

Paul.Power
5 Aug 2003, 18:55
For the love of Glod, someone DELETE THIS THREAD. Is it causing any harm? All it's doing is channelling the madness into one thread, so we aren't as mad in all the other threads.
Mind you...

Zero72
5 Aug 2003, 19:10
Exactly. You should be glad there's a place for all this rubbish to go.:p
Anyway... I GOT STUNG BY A BEE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER YESTERDAY! AAAAAHHHHH! *runs in circles*

Worm-Nut
6 Aug 2003, 00:14
Exactly. You should be glad there's a place for all this rubbish to go.:p
Anyway... I GOT STUNG BY A BEE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER YESTERDAY! AAAAAHHHHH! *runs in circles*
I've only gotten stug by a wasp once......I was sitting outside and leaning over to write, the wasp crawled down my shirt! Luckly, a friend told me about it and a froze, but it got scared anyway and stung me! It didn't hurt as much as I'd thought it would, though.:D

Zero72
6 Aug 2003, 00:18
Hurts enough to be annoying, anyway.:p

SomePerson
6 Aug 2003, 00:26
I remember I was trimming flowerbeds and a yellowjacket was on it when I picked it up to throw it away.
Then another time what I thought was a fly was buzzing around my head so I whacked it with one hand in midair. It was a bee and knowing my luck I hit it when it was facing away from me and the stinger went into my hand.
The wasp hurt more but didn't swell, while the bee made my hand unuseable...

Worm-Nut
6 Aug 2003, 00:33
Yup.
Click Here (http://www.cyberlore.com/Majesty/)

Zero72
6 Aug 2003, 00:33
I'm just glad the lawnmower drowned out my rather loud curse...:p

Worm-Nut
6 Aug 2003, 00:34
LOL! Why'd you swear insted of saying "OW!" or something like that?

MonkeyforaHead
6 Aug 2003, 01:59
Maybe one of these days when you're stung by a bee, you'll be able to answer that question yourself.:p

Zero72
6 Aug 2003, 02:55
Sometimes "ow" just isn't ****in' good enough.:p

SomePerson
6 Aug 2003, 03:44
My Anim8or days are over! After I install The Sims on my sister's computer and remove it from this computer I'll have enough space to install gmax (http://www.discreet.com/products/gmax/)!
Edit: However, I can still import the .3ds file into Anim8or so the .an8 file type can still be used for X-COM.

MonkeyforaHead
6 Aug 2003, 03:45
The new super-short limit for the "Location" box really sucks.:mad:

Zero72
6 Aug 2003, 05:15
*looks at MFAH's location* lmao...
By the way, is there something weird going on with the dates in the bottom-left corners of posts, or is that just me?
Edit: It's just me.:p

MonkeyforaHead
6 Aug 2003, 05:46
And now, for those who chose to risk their sanity with the Demented Cartoon Movie, there is another movie that tests your endurance of the paranormal even further. You are now in... the Arfenhouse Zone. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=110131) Despite the descriptors, it contains no nudity, and the "excessive" audio and textual explicit language is limited mainly to a few uses of the F- word. I'd give it a PG-13. However, I wouldn't recommend viewing the first movie.
Other titles I'd recommend:
Madness Combat (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=58182) (lots of mild violence)
Die in Style (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=113393) (the new #1 movie; some pretty harsh stickdeath violence)

BetongÅsna
6 Aug 2003, 07:32
Madness combat....just imagine it!
Baggy trousers vs House of Fun

Zero72
6 Aug 2003, 07:38
Betong, where have you been?:eek:

Worm-Nut
6 Aug 2003, 13:47
Maybe one of these days when you're stung by a bee, you'll be able to answer that question yourself.:p
I did!!!
I've only gotten stug by a wasp once......I was sitting outside and leaning over to write, the wasp crawled down my shirt! Luckly, a friend told me about it and a froze, but it got scared anyway and stung me! It didn't hurt as much as I'd thought it would, though.
A wasp sings like a bee, so it counts, right?

MonkeyforaHead
6 Aug 2003, 20:44
Moreso, I'd say. A wasp can sting you as many times as it likes while it's there, but a bee only has one sting and it rips itself in half.:-/

SomePerson
6 Aug 2003, 20:46
Today is my 1-year forum anniversary...
*Unenthusiastically tosses confetti*

MonkeyforaHead
6 Aug 2003, 20:54
Never woulda realized it, but today's also the mark of my 2-year stay on the forum.:eek:
*looks at post counts*
Well, now I know which of us has more time on his hands.:p

Worm-Nut
6 Aug 2003, 21:12
The new super-short limit for the "Location" box really sucks.
Why? Who's going to write a script for a movie in there, anyways?
Moreso, I'd say. A wasp can sting you as many times as it likes while it's there, but a bee only has one sting and it rips itself in half.:-/
Yup.

Zero72
6 Aug 2003, 22:48
Today is my 1-year forum anniversary...Yaaaay!Never woulda realized it, but today's also the mark of my 2-year stay on the forum. Yaaaay!

Worm-Nut
6 Aug 2003, 23:00
Has anyone heard of Majesty, or Majesty-The Nothern Expansion?

SomePerson
6 Aug 2003, 23:03
I've heard of them. Never played 'em, though.

MtlAngelus
7 Aug 2003, 05:08
:o

MonkeyforaHead
7 Aug 2003, 20:02
*looks frantically for the "Any" key*

Paul.Power
7 Aug 2003, 21:15
A wasp sings like a bee, so it counts, right? Interestingly enough, bee stings are acidic, but wasp stings are alkaline.
Hence "soda for bees, vinegar for wasps"... the alkali/acid of the soda/vinegar neutralises the acid/alkali of the bee/wasp sting (respectively).
It's only honey bees that can only sting once. Bumble bees can sting several times.
I'm not too keen on flying insects myself; I have a bit of a phobia for anything that buzzes...

MonkeyforaHead
7 Aug 2003, 21:53
It's only honey bees that can only sting once. Bumble bees can sting several times.
:eek: Now I find them considerably less cute.:-/
I'm not too keen on flying insects myself; I have a bit of a phobia for anything that buzzes...
Heh... I totally wig out whenever I hear something buzzing nearby and can't identify it.:p

SomePerson
7 Aug 2003, 22:51
I hate mosquitos.

Worm-Nut
7 Aug 2003, 23:03
Me too....exept they don't smell me, they smell my dad! The will just be COVERED in misquitos in a forest or somehting....luckly, there aren't too many misquitos this year in th US.....**whew!**

SomePerson
7 Aug 2003, 23:10
You haven't been in Georgia in the summer, have you?

Zero72
7 Aug 2003, 23:27
The mosquitos SWARM around my house. It's insane.
Anyway, don't feel bad, Paul... I have a phobia for pretty much anything with an exoskeleton, crustaceans included... You won't see me looking for crayfish down at the creek...:-/ :p
Edit: By the way, I believe bee/wasp venom attacks the respiratory system-- Bad news for people with asthma, like myself...

SomePerson
7 Aug 2003, 23:30
Edit: By the way, I believe bee/wasp venom attacks the respiratory system-- Bad news for people with asthma, like myself... And if the venom gets to your heart you can die!

Worm-Nut
7 Aug 2003, 23:59
You haven't been in Georgia in the summer, have you?
No....Michigan.

SomePerson
8 Aug 2003, 00:34
You haven't been in Georgia in the summer, have you?
No....Michigan. Precisely. I sprayed deet on my until I was shining, (No, I'm not kidding!) and the damn things kept landing! And one would land about every 4 seconds! (Unless you happened to stumble upon a swarm, then it's be more like 4 per second) Plus they would land on your back where you don't notice and bite through your shirt!
Horrible...

Zero72
8 Aug 2003, 01:05
Jellyfish: Do you understand, newcomer?
Fish: Yep. *eats Jellyfish*

MonkeyforaHead
8 Aug 2003, 05:35
God help us when Akuryou finds this forum...:-/

Zero72
8 Aug 2003, 07:21
JO'Z HEER

SargeMcCluck
8 Aug 2003, 20:45
JO'Z HEER
HEY JO, WERE GOING TO HAWAII BUT U CANT CUM CUZ U SUK
JO'Z HERE
HEY JO, WERE GOING TO HAWAII BUT U CANT CUM CUZ U SUK

SomePerson
8 Aug 2003, 20:49
lol gmax has a teapot primitive!

SomePerson
9 Aug 2003, 00:52
A Sand Scrawler I started a while back...

MonkeyforaHead
9 Aug 2003, 01:43
Am I the only one having problems updating his profile? On my profile page, it says my sig is A, then I try to replace it with B, which is promptly followed by its displaying as C, though when I go back to the profile, it's still shown as A.:-/

BetongÅsna
9 Aug 2003, 01:43
Betong, where have you been?:eek:
Holiday. Woow, was it 3 days since i posted here?
spooky.

MtlAngelus
9 Aug 2003, 01:51
Am I the only one having problems updating his profile? On my profile page, it says my sig is A, then I try to replace it with B, which is promptly followed by its displaying as C, though when I go back to the profile, it's still shown as A.:-/
well, your sig doesn't appears either as A, B or C, it appears completely different
edit: btw, your avatar rules

SomePerson
9 Aug 2003, 03:49
I made a plane so fast it flies backwards!!
lol

Zero72
9 Aug 2003, 04:26
Neeeeeeeee!

KamikazeBananze
9 Aug 2003, 06:11
a teapot primitive!
It prolly goes round hunting for taebags primitive, don'it?
:);):D
Neeeeeeeee!
eeeeeeeee'N that reminds me of a little thing I read in a book once...
"How do you pay for it?"
"Ook."
"Amazing."
Slightly abridged, my family r asleep and the book is upstairs.

SupSuper
9 Aug 2003, 16:07
Has anyone ever read The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adamas?
i have :D:D:D

FatWhitey
9 Aug 2003, 16:28
No but I've played the game:)

MtlAngelus
9 Aug 2003, 21:24
there's a potato screaming in my yard... i'm scared...

SomePerson
9 Aug 2003, 22:29
3 new additions:
fly
hang glider
supersheep

MtlAngelus
9 Aug 2003, 22:32
the potato is quitet now... tough, i don't know where it is... it's scary... ACK!!!!

SomePerson
9 Aug 2003, 22:34
Do you have a potato peeler?

MtlAngelus
9 Aug 2003, 22:57
nope... it got lost during Operation Potato last week...

MonkeyforaHead
10 Aug 2003, 00:42
You know, I bet AJP APJ is bashing his head over this avatar thing at least a bit -- considering the temporary use of 100x100 avatars was an accident to begin with.:p

Zero72
10 Aug 2003, 01:31
Has anyone ever read The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adamas?
i have Of course! I've read the entire trilogy.No but I've played the game Game? What platform?

MtlAngelus
10 Aug 2003, 01:49
as explained in the other post, i'm trying to post twice at the same time... mwahahah
edit: damn, the forum caught me:p

SomePerson
10 Aug 2003, 01:58
Eh?

MtlAngelus
10 Aug 2003, 02:12
we got borrowed another computer(tough i can't make 3d stuff in this one, it's pretty slow[400 mhz]), so i was trying to post twice at the same time
it didn't worked, as you can see

MtlAngelus
10 Aug 2003, 04:03
DAMMIT!!!!!!!
i was working on a new comic, and i was almost finishihng, when my dad had the great idea of sitting in the computer chair to look for something, and accidentally disconnected the power source!!!!!!!!!
I LOST EVERYTHING BECAUSE DAMN PHOTOSHOP HAS NO RECOVERY-FILE THINGIE!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

SomePerson
10 Aug 2003, 08:12
:(
Switching to a happier topic, I'll also be making an assortment of ground-based vehicles such as the dune buggy and the golf cart.
Of course, this all has to wait until I have a new computer...

SupSuper
10 Aug 2003, 14:17
switching to a unhappier topic, i decided to try and make a FPS again with a thingy i found long time ago. problem is, i went for the cheapest setup for it (Microsoft Paint for textures and Milkshape 3D for modelling) and Milkshape doesn't seem to like me :( (and it's supposed to be WinXP compatible!)
any1 got any suggestions?

Star Worms
10 Aug 2003, 14:51
I don't think there's any point in reporting it because there will be millions of emails regarding problems:rolleyes: ;) :p

SupSuper
10 Aug 2003, 15:50
Has anyone ever read The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adamas?
i have Of course! I've read the entire trilogy.No but I've played the game Game? What platform? me too :D
http://douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html (it's an extremely hard text-based adventure game. i can't find out how to leave earth and not get killed when the Vogons destroy it. i mean, it was pretty hard to leave the bedroom. and all of this is truth :eek: )

FatWhitey
10 Aug 2003, 15:58
Yeah getting out of the bedroom was a bit hard
But eventually I've got past it after 5 mins
Anyways you're into text adventure games right Dan?
Try the Zork series(if you have not already)
http://www.csd.uwo.ca/Infocom/
Me and Andrew Taylor had a neat long conversation about them in MSN :)
They're challanging but fun

Paul.Power
10 Aug 2003, 16:11
the golf cart.This just reminded me of a game a friend of mine plans to make one day: Golf Cart Racer. You drive up and down golf courses, and the first person to reach the end, wins. I suggested he could use famous, real life courses like St. Andrews, the Belfrey or Augusta. Maybe you could modify Arnold Palmer Course Designer to use it with the game...
Anyway: I had a go at the H2G2 game. I was enjoying myself happily until I read my mail, the house collapsed, I was rushed to hospital, and the Earth blew up. Ah, well :-/

MtlAngelus
10 Aug 2003, 16:58
i got chunky bubblegum!!

Zero72
10 Aug 2003, 18:31
Try the Zork series(if you have not already)*goes on a nostalgia trip*
Edit: You're right, I can't figure out how the hell to get out of my own bedroom.:p
Edit again: Ok, I figured it out, but now I got smacked in the back of the head with a brick and died. The ambulance is here.

KamikazeBananze
10 Aug 2003, 22:55
There's a phrase that I know. the thing goes...
"Hell hath no fury like..."
"Hell hath no fury like..."
*mumbles and whispers to himself* "Hell hath no fury like..." wat? Wat does hell hath no fury like? Oh well.
*speaks normally* Well, I've forgotten. Plz fill it in. The choices r...
a)"... a woman's wrath",
b)"... APJ having seen sum1 spell his name AJP or summat", or
c)"... a Concrete Donkey".
CHOOSE WISELY!!!
...
... or just choose 1 at random.

KamikazeBananze
10 Aug 2003, 23:01
This just reminded me of a game a friend of mine plans to make one day: Golf Cart Racer. You drive up and down golf courses, and the first person to reach the end, wins. I suggested he could use famous, real life courses like St. Andrews, the Belfrey or Augusta. Maybe you could modify Arnold Palmer Course Designer to use it with the game...
Sounds like a game I have: Tank Racer. Think about what it sounds like. Good? It's naff.
Anyway: I had a go at the H2G2 game. I was enjoying myself happily until I read my mail, the house collapsed, I was rushed to hospital, and the Earth blew up. Ah, well
I've played the Java version. I've got to the Vogon ship, and not ne further...

Worm-Nut
10 Aug 2003, 23:16
B!

KamikazeBananze
10 Aug 2003, 23:30
C!

Worm-Nut
10 Aug 2003, 23:59
At first I said C.....but then I thought for humor, B.

KamikazeBananze
11 Aug 2003, 00:29
In that case,...
HECTOR UMBRELLA MOTOR OSCAR UMBRELLA ROGER!
I forgot parts of call-up. Sorry. I guessed... everything but Oscar.
and happy b-day!

Worm-Nut
11 Aug 2003, 00:40
What and thanks.

SomePerson
11 Aug 2003, 04:15
www.3drad.com
3D game-creation software! (There's also a free version!)
I don't have enough disk space for it at the moment...
Edit: Click 'Info' to download the free version

War Worm
11 Aug 2003, 04:56
Ok, I'm new to this 100% off topic thread, what exactly do we do here?

SomePerson
11 Aug 2003, 05:00
Post just about anything! (As long as you aren't breaking the forum rules)

War Worm
11 Aug 2003, 05:08
Ok, today, I say Baseballs the size of tires, except all round and without the hole.

SomePerson
11 Aug 2003, 05:12
AOL cannot sign online. To find out more, go online and type in Keyword: help
This has actually happened!:eek:

War Worm
11 Aug 2003, 05:15
Do you need AOL to do that? If So, I'm out of luck, in Bill Gatesy land.

Worm-Nut
11 Aug 2003, 13:54
You can post anyting....nothing's off-topic!!! :D
Feel the powerful kick of the nocturnal bananna!

MtlAngelus
11 Aug 2003, 18:42
:mad:

SomePerson
11 Aug 2003, 23:44
Gmax is so cool! In Anim8or when resizing/moving/whatever you have to end your click-drag when the cursor gets to the side of the screen. Gmax automatically puts the cursor on the other side allowing you to resize/move/etc. with only 1 drag!
Also, you don't have to use bones to animate. You can move a few points and set it as a key frame.
Not to mention proper application of textures.
Unfortunately is only saves as *.gmax with is encrypted, so no converters, making it just about useless...

MonkeyforaHead
11 Aug 2003, 23:55
How'd War Worm get here with only 465 posts?:confused:

Zero72
12 Aug 2003, 00:03
The limit's 300.

MonkeyforaHead
12 Aug 2003, 00:06
*scratches head* Didn't it used to be 500? At least that's what Pickleworm told me...
*remains staring obliviously*

SomePerson
12 Aug 2003, 00:08
'Twas always 300.

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2003, 00:53
Yes
what puzzles me is that Kamikazeee(Rambo's Brother) posted here, and he had 250 or something

Zero72
12 Aug 2003, 01:00
He did have 300, but the opening of the Avatar Forum set him back.

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2003, 05:18
yeah, i know, but he posted after that forum was done

War Worm
12 Aug 2003, 05:46
I feel nutty today, I invented the 14th inning stretch at yesterday's ball game (Whoopie!)

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2003, 05:59
wanna know what i got again?
nah, i'll let you figure it by yourselves
btw, it involves having eaten pizza

War Worm
12 Aug 2003, 06:03
I bet you got Anchovies..... :)

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2003, 06:12
nope

War Worm
12 Aug 2003, 06:16
Then, Maybe, you got...
Burned Pizza!
Free Pizza!
To keep the tip!
Some sort of subliminal message from the delivery dude!:D

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2003, 06:31
neeeooooooooopeeeee!
it's something worse!!!
happens to me when i eat pizza

War Worm
12 Aug 2003, 06:43
DIAHERRIA! (or However it's spelled, I couldn't care, It's Summer!)
BETTER GET PEPTO BISMOL!
I'm Off My Rocker!

UnKnown X
12 Aug 2003, 06:44
Dont yoiu mean diarrhoea?

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2003, 06:47
correct!
and your prize is... (CHAN CHAN CHAN CHAAAAAN!) a puppy!!!
but the puppy died yesterday, so.... *runs*

War Worm
12 Aug 2003, 06:47
However, all I know is that it's not fun to have!
Edit: Come Back Here! I want that Puppy!

Zero72
12 Aug 2003, 06:52
*runs around Isle Delfino, trying to master the fine art of throwing pineapples at people*

War Worm
12 Aug 2003, 07:01
Here Comes War Worm's Insanity Rant Before Bedtime:
Did you know that Antarctica is actually the last Soviet Union Hideout? That's why all the penguins are communist. Their Dictator is a Walrus who eats them if they step out of line. Life there for the penguins is actually quite normal, except for the constant surveillance by Russian Spy Planes. Most Penguins are quite rich, wearing Monacles, Top Hats, and Canes. All Penguins like to fish, but, when tempers flare, Penguins are known to duel with large frozen trout. Some Penguins enlist under the ACA (Antarctican Communist Army), and are given an AK-47 and a little Red Communist helmet, brandishing the Hammer and Sickle. There have been many wars, mostly with the Americans who set up the Admunsen-Scott station there. And that is the story of Antarctica

MonkeyforaHead
12 Aug 2003, 07:02
*also runs around Isle Delfino, spraying Zero and everyone else with fruit juice*

SomePerson
12 Aug 2003, 07:15
*Flicks peanuts*

Zero72
12 Aug 2003, 19:04
*kicks durians at MonkeyforaHead* *runs away with a Turbo Nozzle* WHOOSH!

MonkeyforaHead
12 Aug 2003, 20:49
I wonder how many of us are on Spadge's block list after that MSN incident...:confused: :-/

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2003, 20:50
throwing pineapples.. pfft! that's 1st grade stuff!
edit: what msn incident?!?!?!!?

MonkeyforaHead
12 Aug 2003, 21:11
Nearly 20 of us got together, and someone decided to invite Spadge. Either he blocked us all, or he did a damn good job of ignoring us...
Well, it's not like I talk to him personally anyways, so I've lost nothing either way.:p

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2003, 21:20
LOL!
so you have Spadge on your list?

Paul.Power
12 Aug 2003, 22:04
As I don't use MSN Messenger, I can't have gone, so I can't have been blocked.
So I guess I'm in the clear :)

MonkeyforaHead
12 Aug 2003, 22:11
Actually, I don't have Spadge on my list. Someone else (in the 17-way conversation we had going) had him on their list, so they invited him to the mayhem.
Anyway, I think this topic needs a bit of a jolt... brace yourselves. *summons energy*
***~~ TEH OVFF TOPC!!1!!!!!!!1!1 ~~***''asdflkjs;
FNORD BERRY BERRY PIE CHEEZ CRAKRZ!1! YATTA!!!!!1!!!!11!1
MAN THAT'S GOOD CHEEZ!1!!!11!!1111OEN1!!1!111

K^2
12 Aug 2003, 22:25
I just got a new system fan installed on my PC. I needed it badly. The processor would constantly overheat without it. Now I can be playing games carefree once more.

MonkeyforaHead
12 Aug 2003, 22:32
I'm thinking that might be the problem with my computer. It'll randomly lock up when I'm playing games that utilize the 3D card... might I need a replacement fan?

K^2
12 Aug 2003, 22:40
Do you have:
a) System Fan (On the case, but not on the power supply)
b) GPU Fan (on your video card)
If you answered 'Yes!' to both of these, then the problem is probably not in fans. Although it never hurts to check. Try openigh up the case and see if it gets any better. If so then you either need to replace a bad fan (you will have to find a tricky way of finding it, unless there is one that does not spin) or add another System Fan.

MtlAngelus
13 Aug 2003, 04:37
or get one of those water-based cooling systems
i heard they work great

War Worm
13 Aug 2003, 05:31
Speaking of water, I opened my freezer today to find Ice Cubes with unfrozen water inside.

Zero72
13 Aug 2003, 06:22
"Hi, I'm the new Robot Master, Gas Man."
"Oh dear Lord no GET AWAY FROM ME!"
KKKPBPPBBLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM

War Worm
13 Aug 2003, 06:34
Random Words I can see in my computer room:
CHIP TINS!
WALL SPIDERS!
OVERFLOWING GARBAGE!
GRIMACING WORMS!
BROKEN STOOLS!
HOMER SIMPSON CHUGGING BEER!
MULTI-COLOURED DISKETTES!
BELLY BUTTON LINT!
that is all.

SomePerson
13 Aug 2003, 08:17
www.hugehost.com
1000 megs for $55 a year!:eek:
Edit: And they have PHP and MySQL.

MtlAngelus
13 Aug 2003, 15:04
Laser pulses could move the asteroid off course, averting a collision. But like many schemes, this would require decades or even centuries of advance notice to work.

MonkeyforaHead
13 Aug 2003, 22:23
"I wanna be in the Indy 500!"
"I wanna break the sound barrier!"
"I just wanna stay home and eat chips."

SomePerson
14 Aug 2003, 06:43
My computer has 63 megs RAM. A test I took to see if I can get DSL said "Sorry, you only have 63 MBs of RAM. We require 64 MBs." And a test I took to see if I can upgrade to the new AOL also said I have 63 megs. Right click My Computer -> Properties says 63 as well...

K^2
14 Aug 2003, 07:15
You can buy a few megs of RAM dirt cheap. (It is just sand after all)

Paul.Power
14 Aug 2003, 18:28
*looks up at the Periodic Table behind his laptop and says the first element he sees*
Californium.
Yes, I have a periodic table on my bedroom wall. Can I help liking chemistry?

SomePerson
15 Aug 2003, 02:17
I made a plane that goes 2600 miles per hour.:) Now to increase the sensitivity of the controls A LOT!..
Edit: It's really wierd. You shake around a lot on the ground. Then simply turning the engine on (with 0% throttle) takes you to 600 mph. At full speed you have to watch your altitude because you get so much the ground disappears. (100 000 ft. in about a minute) Not to mention controlling is nigh on impossible. Outrunning your missiles is pretty cool though.

Zero72
15 Aug 2003, 05:44
*turns on plane* *neck snaps*

K^2
15 Aug 2003, 05:57
I made a plane that goes 2600 miles per hour.:)
You do of course realise that there actualy are planes that can go that fast. Roughly Mach 3.5. Now a plane with an escape velocity would realy be something to look at. Can you take it up to 25 000 mph?

War Worm
15 Aug 2003, 06:00
WEE! PARACHUTE!

SomePerson
15 Aug 2003, 07:09
I made a plane that goes 2600 miles per hour.:)
You do of course realise that there actualy are planes that can go that fast. Roughly Mach 3.5. Now a plane with an escape velocity would realy be something to look at. Can you take it up to 25 000 mph? If I set the speed higher it flies backwards... I'll see what I can do with reducing the drag.
Edit: It's literally impossible to land. When on the ground it bounced unnaturaly and ends up flipping. Gotta find what's causing that...
Edit 2: Then the engine quits every now and then. (But can be restarted)

K^2
15 Aug 2003, 07:41
I bet if you set it to 5000 it flys backwards at about 200 mph, right? It makes sence why it flys back, but the 2600 mph is a very strange number to be a halfway point.

SomePerson
15 Aug 2003, 07:49
I bet if you set it to 5000 it flys backwards at about 200 mph, right? It makes sence why it flys back, but the 2600 mph is a very strange number to be a halfway point. Actuall I set the mach value to 99999 to get 2600.
Edit: Hey, it's a M$ game, what do you expect?

MtlAngelus
15 Aug 2003, 07:51
ok, something really scary happened a while ago
there were some shootings like 3 hours ago, followed with an explotion, quite near to my house, like 3 houses from my grandparents house:eek: (check attachment)
3 men were killed, and apparently the killers were hidden in a neighbours house
there were a lot of sirens sounds, it was quite creepy
my mom and my brother went to my grandparents house to check what happened, and they had to stay there cause of the insecurity outside
apparently, things have settled down now, but it's still scary
something similar happened some time ago when some guys in a pick-up shooted at a house in the neighbourhood, unless then there were no victims
this is crap, i want to go live to somewhere else:(
map: -green: my house -yellow:my grandparents house
-gray: the house that was shooted some time ago
-red: the house where the 3 men were killed

Zero72
15 Aug 2003, 07:53
That's very unsettling...

SomePerson
15 Aug 2003, 07:55
*Agrees*

MtlAngelus
15 Aug 2003, 08:21
sorry, didn't meant to unsettle you people

K^2
15 Aug 2003, 09:45
Actuall I set the mach value to 99999 to get 2600.
Edit: Hey, it's a M$ game, what do you expect?
Sometimes abreviation Mach. is used for power of the engine. I think it is so, at least, in the M$ flight sims. Normaly, however, Mach is a measure of speed where Mach 1 is the speed of sound or roughly 330 meters per second.

Blinx
15 Aug 2003, 10:12
Bloody Hell MtlAngelus!

MtlAngelus
15 Aug 2003, 19:41
they were 2 policemen and a mechanic who were killed, apparently because they stopped a truck full of drugs some time ago
and the explotion was a grenade
damn drugdealers are taking over my country:mad:

Lawd
15 Aug 2003, 20:13
Hmm... Are you good at drawing pictures, or something, Angelus? 'Coz if you are, then draw one of drug dealers getting mauled, or something, that should cheer you up, but if you can't, then ask someone else to do it for you

MtlAngelus
15 Aug 2003, 21:01
what would cheer me up would be that policemen do tried to do something about it
you know, strangely as it sounds, they didn't caught the people that killed those guys
people say that they work with drugdealers, so they let them do their job and pretend they couldn't catch them:mad:

War Worm
16 Aug 2003, 05:28
Wow, Police Corruption, just a bit worse than the massive blackout. BBBRRZAP!

KamikazeBananze
16 Aug 2003, 06:59
gud god Angelus! gud thing neither u nor your family were hurt!

Worm-Nut
16 Aug 2003, 23:10
I wuz on vacation....the blackout didn't effect me, or my home! (I know that because I had the VCR on a timer to record something, and I looked on the tape and there it was during the blackout):D
EDIT: wait....yes it did

MonkeyforaHead
17 Aug 2003, 01:07
Dear Lord! It's the Lone Horseman of the Apiecolypse! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!:eek:

K^2
17 Aug 2003, 03:27
what would cheer me up would be that policemen do tried to do something about it
you know, strangely as it sounds, they didn't caught the people that killed those guys
people say that they work with drugdealers, so they let them do their job and pretend they couldn't catch them:mad:
Things will be different when I take over the world.

MtlAngelus
17 Aug 2003, 03:41
Hail K^2!!!!*puts arm in front*

War Worm
17 Aug 2003, 06:12
DICTATORSHIP! HAIL K^2!

SomePerson
17 Aug 2003, 08:19
*Holds secret meeting with a small group of rebels*

Zero72
17 Aug 2003, 21:17
Notice how Shinobi, a ninja, dresses in white to confuse his opponent for long enough to thrust a shruiken into his face...

Paul.Power
17 Aug 2003, 21:19
Things will be different when I take over the world. Now why on earth would you want to take over the world?
I mean, think of all the problems you'd have. It's hard enough to run a city or a country (look at the crap job politicans make of it already), but a whole world...
You'd have to deal with everyone's problems. And every region of your empire would have different problems. You could end up with people asking you to do something about the plumbing in their house, for starters.
Then there's the eternal economy/population/quality of life triumvirate of problems that you have to play off against each other. As I say in SimCity, you can make a big, rich city, or a rich, nice city, or a big, nice city, but a big, rich, nice city is almost impossible.
And if you start delegating, your subordinates might get a taste of power and attempt to overthrow you.
I certainly wouldn't want to take over the world.

Zero72
17 Aug 2003, 21:25
*decides to type an entire post iwth his eyes closed*
Seriously though, everything I have typed so afr and will type for the remainder of the post will be done with my eyes totally closed. It should be interesting to see how well I do. I mean, I spend enough time on the computer, of course, so it should pretty much be seocond nature by now. I guess I'll open my eyes now and see how I did.
Edit: Damn I'm good.:p

Paul.Power
17 Aug 2003, 22:21
*copies Zero*
Okay - start typing like this... now!
Maru hsb s liyylr lsmn, iy'd glrrvr esd ejoyr sd dmpe. snf rbrtuejrtr yjsy \,stu ermy. yjrt ;smn esd dutr yp hp////
*stops, opens eyes*
GAAAH! That was supposed to be "Mary had a little lamb"!
Hmm... a lot of the letters I typed were one to the right from the letter I wanted to type, so I wasn't too far out...

SomePerson
17 Aug 2003, 22:27
typinf woitj my rurd vlodes
lol That should be 'typing with my eyes closed'
Again with touch typing:
I am typing with my eyes closed.
:) (Although it took a whole 30 seconds to type that!)

SargeMcCluck
17 Aug 2003, 22:37
Ok, I'll try.
Once upon a time there was a rather large man. He shot a donkey. Then he got arrested. Then, he killed the dog. Somehow. Don't ask me how.
Edit: I love touchtyping :)

SomePerson
17 Aug 2003, 22:40
k anhj tryupouybhnrft vtyhidfe r4i86ytju jmn7n mo0pyh6n rjhngt t65ui8tfd fvi8tr65y
Translation: I am typing this with my nose and eyes closed

Paul.Power
17 Aug 2003, 22:52
*has another go at this fascinating black art :rolleyes:*
The quick brown foc jumps obrtmyjr lsxu foh
Now isd the time for all good men to come to the aid og tje party
Suem, sepps sea skke;;s -m yjr drs djptr; tje sje;;s sje se;;s are sea sje;;s O', sure
Hmm... the first two were rather better; the last was meant to be "She sells sea shells on the sea shore; the shells she sells are sea shells I'm sure". I think you can guess the others...

MtlAngelus
17 Aug 2003, 22:57
i am typing this with my euyes closed ç, big deal!
---
wow, i am good!

MonkeyforaHead
17 Aug 2003, 23:47
*closes eyes*
Hmm... what to type, what to type... The funny thing is, I can pretty much visualize the keys I'm hitting as I tupe this... though I do have trouble distinguishing between the Y and U keys sometimes...
Okay, resume typing... Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Sister Suzy's sewing socks for soldiers. Round and around my typing goes, where it'll end, nobody knows. Ah, who cares. Stopping... now.
*opens eyes*
I spent a lot of time with a top-notch typing tutor program years ago (not that friggin' Mavis Beacon).:p

SomePerson
17 Aug 2003, 23:54
Has anyone else heard of the keyboard design that people type 70% better on on average?

MonkeyforaHead
18 Aug 2003, 00:39
You mean DVORAK? Yeah, I've heard of it.

Zero72
18 Aug 2003, 07:18
*is miles above Gelato Beach and has decided to browse the Forum while waiting to touch down*
Man, I still haven't even passed the sun yet...

SomePerson
19 Aug 2003, 02:09
Is there a glitch in Mario that I'm not aware of? Or is there actually a way to get that high?

MonkeyforaHead
19 Aug 2003, 02:38
There's actually such a glitch. Check out this GameFAQs topic (http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=12789&topic=9549465) for details.

SomePerson
19 Aug 2003, 02:57
Gotta try that!
AOL is a virus. I close it, click START -> Restart. Then It says AOL This program has performed an illegal operation and musty be shut down. (But the program is closed!) Then the computer completely freezes.:mad:

Zero72
19 Aug 2003, 13:35
Make sure you'e got some free time on your hands before trying this-- It took me over an hour to land last time.:p

MtlAngelus
20 Aug 2003, 04:38
3 words: tape, alcohol, pumpkin

War Worm
20 Aug 2003, 05:14
Ugh, Cake that is 2/3rds whipped cream does not go down well, *BLEARGH*

MonkeyforaHead
20 Aug 2003, 05:25
I hate cheesecake.
Carrot cake is good, though.

Zero72
20 Aug 2003, 18:27
You hate cheesecake? Wow, I didn't think that was humanly possible.
Oh well, I once met someone who didn't like chocolate.:eek:

SargeMcCluck
20 Aug 2003, 19:01
I hate cheese and carrot cake.

Blinx
20 Aug 2003, 19:35
I hate cheese and carrot cake. Me too!

MtlAngelus
20 Aug 2003, 23:35
*throws cheesecakes to MFAH, Sarge and Blinx*
i'll keep doing so until you like it!!!!

Worm-Nut
21 Aug 2003, 00:22
I'm goin' into 6th grade and I get to take a 7th grade animation class cuz I'm special......:D (Actually, I can't run well and my mom and dad talked to the principal:o)

SargeMcCluck
21 Aug 2003, 00:49
*throws cheesecakes to MFAH, Sarge and Blinx*
i'll keep doing so until you like it!!!!
Hah, the tacos will protect me.

MtlAngelus
21 Aug 2003, 01:44
*keeps throwing cheesecakes*
the tacos won't last forever!

SomePerson
21 Aug 2003, 04:24
*Brings a giant pancake down over Angelus' head*

MonkeyforaHead
21 Aug 2003, 05:09
You hate cheesecake? Wow, I didn't think that was humanly possible.
Oh well, I once met someone who didn't like chocolate.:eek:
I don't like chocolate either.:-/ (I like it alright if it's a milk-chocolate candy bar like Aero, or something lightly coated in chocolate (peanuts, raisins, etc.), but I can't stand dark chocolate, nor can I stand chocolate ice cream.)
*joins SomePerson in holding the giant pancake over Angelus' head*

War Worm
21 Aug 2003, 05:35
Do you know what's the most grossest cake to eat more than 4 bites of is?
A cake that has a graham cracker bottom, then chocolate sauce, then Whipped Cream mixed with nuts and snickers. Euuch.

SomePerson
21 Aug 2003, 05:45
I don't like chocolate either.:-/ (I like it alright if it's a milk-chocolate candy bar like Aero, or something lightly coated in chocolate (peanuts, raisins, etc.), but I can't stand dark chocolate, nor can I stand chocolate ice cream.)There's only 1 way to keep you safe!
*Eats all the chocolate*

Blinx
21 Aug 2003, 11:45
*slaps MtlAngelus with white glove*

Paul.Power
21 Aug 2003, 20:51
'Evening! I haven't posted for a few days. What's new?
Chocolate chip cake is nice, although I much prefer milk chocolate to dark.

Worm-Nut
22 Aug 2003, 00:01
*slaps MtlAngelus with white glove*
silk or cotton? :p

MtlAngelus
22 Aug 2003, 00:50
*using his amazing strengt, grabs his cellphone and calls for a cheesecake airstrike*
i don't like chocolate icecream, but i like all other types of chocolates

SomePerson
23 Aug 2003, 21:36
Easy money!:D Idiots are selling Gift cards on eBay for less than they're worth!

Paul.Power
23 Aug 2003, 22:08
I wonder why. I wonder why.
I wonder why I wonder.
I wonder why I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder!
- Richard P. Feynman.
Discuss.

Worm-Nut
24 Aug 2003, 01:17
I got a kitty! I named her Jakie (jakkee) I'll post some pics soon....

Zero72
24 Aug 2003, 02:30
DAMN SUPER GHOULS 'N' GHOSTS! It's so stupidly hard! I play until my wrist hurts only for the stupid broad princess to tell me there was some freakin' bracelet that nobody ever told me about hidden within the game that I was supposed to get! YAAAH!

wormsfreak
24 Aug 2003, 02:43
I can't beleave it! My cat fell asleep under my bed! How can she breath there?

FutureWorm
24 Aug 2003, 16:54
Sorry about the double post... forgot to attach the photo...:-/

FutureWorm
24 Aug 2003, 16:54
Sorry about the double post... forgot to attach the photo...:-/

Zero72
25 Aug 2003, 01:18
Aww... she's cute.:)

MtlAngelus
25 Aug 2003, 02:19
indeed, she is

War Worm
25 Aug 2003, 04:52
I'mmmmmmmmm back.....
From vacation and The Dreaded "In Limbo" Status.
It stank, but the vacation was splendid.

Zero72
25 Aug 2003, 05:23
"In Limbo?"

War Worm
25 Aug 2003, 05:27
Yeah, the Status Where You Can't Post Until You get your e-mail fixed.

SomePerson
25 Aug 2003, 08:21
107 Shine Sprites...

Blinx
25 Aug 2003, 10:32
APJ IS COOL!!!!
Last edited by APJ 10:30 on August 25
WOOOOOT Fiftieth page by me!

SomePerson
25 Aug 2003, 19:08
New addition - Paper Airplane

Worm-Nut
25 Aug 2003, 19:09
Weapons? Or are you kidding? I can't put up pics of my kitties until I find that darn camera USB cable.....:mad:

SomePerson
25 Aug 2003, 19:12
I'm talking about aircraft to make for CFS (Combat Flight Sim).

MonkeyforaHead
25 Aug 2003, 19:40
107 Shine Sprites...
Mu-ha! 117!:o

SomePerson
25 Aug 2003, 19:43
There're 120?! I thought there where 110.
That means I'm missing 108 blue coins, not just 8.:-/

Worm-Nut
25 Aug 2003, 20:06
BONED WORM!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! (I read the manual:o)

SargeMcCluck
25 Aug 2003, 20:07
APJ IS COOL!!!!
Last edited by APJ 10:30 on August 25
WOOOOOT Fiftieth page by me!
Half-way through the 37th page for me.

Zero72
25 Aug 2003, 21:20
107 Shine Sprites...
Mu-ha! 117!:o Damn! 116.:p

Worm-Nut
25 Aug 2003, 23:59
It took forever to render this:

SomePerson
26 Aug 2003, 00:51
Statistics show that the 'cube is the second most popular console. Sony agrees. M$, however, says they're wrong and that the XBox is #2.

MtlAngelus
26 Aug 2003, 01:40
Statistics show that the 'cube is the second most popular console. Sony agrees. M$, however, says they're wrong and that the XBox is #2.
They are all wrong, the most popular console is the TI-89!!!!
73H 71-89 !20X0!25!!1!1!1!!1

SomePerson
26 Aug 2003, 03:11
I've got good news and bad news.
Good news: There's a good chance I'll be getting DSL
Bad news: It'll be through AOL
My family doesn't want to lose their e-mail accounts.:mad:

MonkeyforaHead
26 Aug 2003, 03:26
Guess what? I tried spam (the food, you smartasses.) for the first time yesterday, and I actually liked it!
Next on the list: the special new 100% turkey spam.:cool:

War Worm
26 Aug 2003, 06:05
MICROSOFT HEARTS IS EVILLER THAN BILL GATES HIMSELF!

SupSuper
26 Aug 2003, 19:25
MICROSOFT HEARTS IS EVILLER THAN BILL GATES HIMSELF! i like its network support (easier to know computer's names than computer's ips :p)

Worm-Nut
26 Aug 2003, 22:18
My Kitty, Jackie. She's cute, huh?

Worm-Nut
26 Aug 2003, 22:22
Here's the first day we got them: We got 3....Jackie(That's my kitty)Snapdragon(My sister's cat)and Wally. He's the runt. A little black one.

tundraH
26 Aug 2003, 22:37
1st Known Survivor of the "In Limbo" Status Erm, philby4000 was in limbo before, and so was a13x. So you're the third.
Staying on topic... wait a minute, there isn't one. I like this thread.

SomePerson
26 Aug 2003, 22:43
Aren't kittens cute?
When my cat was a kitten she run around attacking people's feet. It was cute until you started bleeding.

Worm-Nut
26 Aug 2003, 23:09
Aren't kittens cute?
When my cat was a kitten she run around attacking people's feet. It was cute until you started bleeding.
Yeah...Jackie, when I looked at her really close, she started batting at my nose....at least it wasn't bleeding...:o My sister's cat likes chewing on socks, even shen they're on feet! :eek:"Ow! My foot!

War Worm
27 Aug 2003, 03:38
So you're the third.
I am, Am I! I shall update!

KamikazeBananze
27 Aug 2003, 06:05
Yes... of course...
...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
sorry, don't know what came over me...
...
... Or do I?
Smells kinda Deus Ex-like. Like a CONSPIRICY!!!
or a CoNsPiRiCy!
And I finished Warcraft3, MDK2 and Discworld Noir over the past 3 days.

MonkeyforaHead
27 Aug 2003, 06:10
Pineapples are good. Nothing is complete without pineapples.

KamikazeBananze
27 Aug 2003, 06:31
So... Got pineapples?

SupSuper
27 Aug 2003, 15:48
no pines, just apples :p

SargeMcCluck
27 Aug 2003, 20:06
Yes... of course...
...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
sorry, don't know what came over me...
...
... Or do I?
Smells kinda Deus Ex-like. Like a CONSPIRICY!!!
or a CoNsPiRiCy!
And I finished Warcraft3, MDK2 and Discworld Noir over the past 3 days.
I officially forgive you for your evil usage of words like "wut" and "l8r" because you like Deus Ex.

Paul.Power
27 Aug 2003, 20:34
So... Got pineapples? 'Fraid not. I have got milk, though.
MICROSOFT HEARTS IS EVILLER THAN BILL GATES HIMSELF!True. Freecell, Pinball and Spider Solitaire are good fun, though.

MtlAngelus
27 Aug 2003, 20:35
bah!
DeusEx<Half-Life<Half-life2<GIR:rolleyes:
some girl in class had a GIR puppet!
and she draws pretty much like Johannen Vazquez!
and there's a guy in class that is married, and has a 6 months baby, and he's 17!!!

Worm-Nut
27 Aug 2003, 21:24
The one on the top is Wally, bottom left is Jackie, and bottom right is snapdragon.

MtlAngelus
28 Aug 2003, 00:18
i'm trying to learn on guitar "the call of ktulu"... pretty hard i must say:p
i learn it yes, but it's hard to play

Worm-Nut
28 Aug 2003, 00:29
*sing-song*Windows runs the world......*sing-song*

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