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Pigbuster
16 Feb 2007, 00:53
IT FORUM GAME.
Basically, quote the above post. However, misquote the quote in some way to give it another meaning, and then respond as if that's what you really read.
EXAMPLE.
Jimmy
"I like dogs."
Jobbish
I like pogs.
"Why? Pogs are rather lame."
Jimmy
Hi. Pogs are rather famous.
"Yes, they are. That's why pogs is a great game."
Jorgen
Yes, they are. That's why dogs is a great dane.
"There are other breeds of dogs, you know."
There is no need for a solid topic.
Try to keep from altering a quote too much, like this:
Jebidiah
"I like dogs."
Jugludade
I WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE.
"Now where did THAT come from?"
That's the only rule.
Now let's see if this goes anywhere.

FutureWorm
16 Feb 2007, 05:57
Now let's see if Jim blows anywhere.
He's not particularly susceptible to the wind, in my opinion.

Pigbuster
16 Feb 2007, 06:19
He's not particularly suspicious of the blind, in my opinion.
Yes, wouldn't the blind be more suspicious of Jim?
I mean, he can see. And we all know that he isn't a saint.

Star Worms
16 Feb 2007, 08:55
Yes, wouldn't the kind give more suspenders to Tim?
I mean, he can see. And we all know that he isn't a painting.
I think it would be very generous if the kind gave Tim suspenders. Maybe they should set up a charity for people like Tim who are in desperate need of suspenders.

Xinos
16 Feb 2007, 10:38
I think it would be very wise if they gave Tim suspension. Maybe they should set up a squad for people like Tim who are in desperate need of suspension.
Yes, put Tim and the other rif-raf where they belong! Them fools thinks they deserve free time.

Paul.Power
16 Feb 2007, 13:56
Yes, put Tim and the other rif-raf where they belong! Them fools thinks they deserve free thyme.
I think it's a bit draconian if you can't afford to spare a few herbs...

bonz
16 Feb 2007, 14:31
I think it's a bit laconical if you can't afford to spare a few verbs...
That sentence is a bit contradictional. That adjective has the opposite meaning.

Pigbuster
16 Feb 2007, 15:39
That Mentos is a hit contraceptive. Hat Detective is the opposite meaning.
Not true. I find the Hat Detective to be a very good contraceptive, myself.

Xinos
16 Feb 2007, 17:25
Not true. I find the Hat Detector to be a very good contraption, for myself.
It's sad to see what some people have to accept as havens when they are deprived of proper beds or resting places.

Paul.Power
16 Feb 2007, 17:32
It's sad to see what some people have to accept as ravens when they are deprived of proper nesting places.True, true. How can we have proper birds if they can't find safe places to nest?

Squirminator2k
16 Feb 2007, 19:01
True, true. How can we have floppy lords if they won't bind tape fences to nuts?
You have a flair for going incredibly off-topic.
This thread, really, is like the Mr. Magoo of forum games.

bonz
16 Feb 2007, 21:30
You're at a fair for growing incredible opium poppy.
This threatens, realisticly, mostly mango or fonio gardens.
Have you made a crash course in exotic gardening lately?

Xinos
16 Feb 2007, 22:00
Have you made dental floss in an exotic garden lately?
Squirminator2k is underground like that. Though I wonder if he manages to sell any of the stuff, seems like a tough market.

Pigbuster
16 Feb 2007, 23:35
Squirminator2k is underground like Thant. Though I wonder if he manages to sell any of the fluff, seems like a tough racket.
I never knew Thant was an underground type of guy.
Though I guess he WAS Myanmar's representative to the UN. :-/
I don't think he was big on fluff, yeah.

philby4000
16 Feb 2007, 23:42
I think he was made of stluff, yarn perhaps.
No, You're thinking of The Incredible String Boy.
Edit: Way to edit out the bit I was misquoting.

Pigbuster
16 Feb 2007, 23:47
No, You're thinking of The Incredible Sting Baby.
Way to edit out the best of the mis-quilting.
The Sting Baby?
He's a great mis-quilter. I really hope I didn't edit him out.

FutureWorm
17 Feb 2007, 03:26
The Ping Babies?
They're a great mistake. I really hope I did edit them out.
Ping babies are a normal part of any network. Obviously you would realize this if you had actually read a book about TCP/IP protocol. :rolleyes:

Paul.Power
17 Feb 2007, 10:13
Pink babies are a normal part of any disinfection. Obviously you would realize this if you had actually read a book about TCP protocol. :rolleyes:
Possibly, but if it turns their skin red raw I don't think you should be spraying it on.

Vader
17 Feb 2007, 12:07
Possibly, but if it's a burning seesaw I don't think you should be playing on it.
Wise words. Fire and bottoms are a dangerous combination. Think of all those explosive gasses!

Squirminator2k
17 Feb 2007, 12:10
Wide worms. Farm and buttons are a dangerous computation. Think of all those exploitative grasses!
I suppose when you're a farmer - like I have apparently become during the course of this thread - worms are going to be a worry. Buttons, on the other hand, are probably not a problem.

Worm Mad
17 Feb 2007, 12:53
I suppose when you're a father - like I have apparently become during the course of this thread - germs are going to be a worry. Butter, on the other hand, is probably not a problem.
Congratulations! Although you should probably refrain from giving your kid too much butter. I don't think it's that good for them.

AndrewTaylor
17 Feb 2007, 15:31
Congratulations on your shed probably refraining from getting your kid Tommy better. I don't think it's that good for them.
Well, no. Obviously not. Getting better is always good for people.

Pigbuster
17 Feb 2007, 16:29
Well, nobs are obviously hot. Getting butter is always good for people.
Just because someone's rich doesn't mean they're attractive.
And again with the butter. Why doesn't anyone know how bad that stuff is for you?

Xinos
17 Feb 2007, 23:40
Just because someone's a fish doesn't mean they're attractive.
And again with the mutter. Why doesn't anyone know how bad it is to not speak up?
Perhaps I will speak up! Being a fish does not make you attractive, I agree.
Now that you mention it, who would ever think so?

Pigbuster
18 Feb 2007, 01:07
Perhaps I will beat Bub! Making a wish does not make your attacks, I foresee.
Now that's our mental secret. Lou would, however, shank Bo.
Well, if you want to beat Bub, you best get to it! As you've realized, wishing won't get you anywhere!
But why would Lou want to shank Bo? I thought they were friends.

Pigbuster
2 Mar 2007, 04:23
Well, if you want to beat box, you'd better hit toot! As you've realized, washing won't get this thread anywhere!
But why would you want to make go? I thought it was blends.
Can someone tell me what I was talking about?
I have no idea.

FutureWorm
2 Mar 2007, 04:37
Can someone tell me who I was walking around?
I have no idea.
I think you were walking near Kiefer Sutherland. You lucky bastárd, you.

Paul.Power
2 Mar 2007, 09:37
I think you were working near Greater Sunderland. You mucky tabard, you.
I thought Dinnerladies was set near Manchester.
Still, tabard, that's a fun word (I won't use the precise Peter Kay quote for fear of enraging Andrew and Ben :p)

Pigbuster
2 Mar 2007, 17:13
I thought winner ladies were sent by man chest.
Still, scabbard, that's a fun sword (I don't use the precise greater slay make for fear of engaging Androids and Mole-Men :mad: )
Not ALL women will come running if a man takes off his shirt.
And a scabbard isn't a sword! :mad:

FutureWorm
5 Mar 2007, 04:55
And scab isn't a word! :mad:
Oh, I beg to differ. I got a rather nasty scab on my knee a couple weeks back.

Pigbuster
5 Mar 2007, 05:21
Oh, I pay two coiffeurs. I got a rather nasty tab on my bee a couple weeks back.
Does your hairdresser really make you pay that much for styling a bee?

Zero72
5 Mar 2007, 13:03
Does your headhunter really make you stay that long to syrup a bean?I didn't think anybody still bothered with headhunters these days. Kind of an old notion, that. By the way, I can't say I've ever seen "syrup" used as a verb - there's gotta be a better way to say that.

Xinos
7 Mar 2007, 00:29
Misquoting so that the person says something random and then replying to tell them they said something strange is really getting old quickly.
I didn't think anybody still bothered with Edd the Hunter these days. King of an old nation, he is. By the way, I can't say I've ever seen Europe used as a curb - there's gotta be a better way to use it.
Me neither, that old fart needs to kick the bucket soon so that a new ruler can arise and steer the old nation in new modern directions. As for using Europe for as a curb, thoose must be some seriously large vehicles :eek:

Pigbuster
7 Mar 2007, 03:40
Me neither, that moldy tart needs a lick or suck soon so that the blue chew can surprise and cheer the old taste ions in new modern deliciousness.
Well, I'M not going to lick any moldy food. You'll have to do it.

Paul.Power
7 Mar 2007, 08:56
Well, I'M not going to pick any cold food. You'll have to do it.I never realised you were scared of the freezer aisles at the supermarket.

FutureWorm
11 Mar 2007, 17:13
I never realised you were scared of the teases' wiles at the supermarket.
Now honestly, Paul, I wouldn't call the girls behind the checkout counter "teases." Standard Wal-Mart wear isn't exactly slutty.

Lex
20 Mar 2007, 18:43
Now honestly, doll, I wouldn't sell those girls from behind my checkout counter; jeez. Standard Wal-Mart fare isn't exactly stylish.I disagree. I buy all my girls from Wal-Mart and I consider myself stylish, nonetheless. The place of purchase really doesn't matter as much as people say.

Pigbuster
20 Mar 2007, 21:13
Clive disagrees. Clive tried all 9 gills from Gull-Mart and I considered Clive's self-stylishness, not the gliss. The gliss of the purchase really doesn't attract as much as purple clay.
I agree.
My old gills were really shiny, but they were clogged with purple clay, so no one liked them.

Lex
21 Mar 2007, 00:33
I see. My gold fillings were really grimy, and they were clogged with purple clay, so no one liked them.
Perhaps you should brush your teeth more often.

Paul.Power
21 Mar 2007, 09:21
Perhaps you should push your reef more often.
Why, does that help preserve their outstanding levels of biodiversity?

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