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Zero72
10 Jun 2006, 03:35
You are in a room. The room may or may not be part of a nondescript warehouse.
You see here Zeor.
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Pickleworm
10 Jun 2006, 03:36
>Get flask

Zero72
10 Jun 2006, 03:37
Ye cannot get ye flask.
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Pickleworm
10 Jun 2006, 03:37
>Make exaggerated hand motions to get Zero's attention, then ask him to retrieve the flask for me

Zero72
10 Jun 2006, 03:39
Zeor sees your exaggerated hand motions and thinks you are trying to flag down an aircraft. Fearing a mishap relating to this, he exits the room to be safe. Eventually, your arms fall off and you bleed to death.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is Sandwich out of a possible 100.
Play again? Y/N

Error404
10 Jun 2006, 03:56
>Since Pickle died and can't recieve his well earned sandwich, i take it and eat it...

Zero72
10 Jun 2006, 03:57
No actual sandwich exists. The air is rather bland and does little to satiate you.
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FutureWorm
10 Jun 2006, 04:08
>look around room

Zero72
10 Jun 2006, 04:22
The room is nondescript. It has a few doors and windows, none of which are of vital importance.
You see here Zeor.
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Pigbuster
10 Jun 2006, 04:34
>ZEOR SPLODE. omg.

Zero72
10 Jun 2006, 05:52
You do not see any SPLODEs here to ZEOR.
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SomePerson
10 Jun 2006, 06:35
>belch loudly

Zero72
10 Jun 2006, 08:16
Zeor laughs.
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thomasp
10 Jun 2006, 10:10
>Pokes Zeor

bonz
10 Jun 2006, 11:33
>Enter warehouse with a large bundle of money.
>Make exaggerated hand motions with money to get Zero's attention.

Xinos
10 Jun 2006, 12:06
> go Dennis

UnKnown X
10 Jun 2006, 12:30
>Point in random direction and shout, "Look, a distraction!"

Paul.Power
10 Jun 2006, 19:37
> Go up to the sixth floor so I can get in to the South Front.
Sorry, I've just been locked in the UL.

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 01:27
>Pokes ZeorYou DIE.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is NOTHING. You FAIL.
Play again? Y/N>Enter warehouse with a large bundle of money.In order to get a large bundle of money, you find it necessary to rob a bank. You are able to evade the police for long enough to reach this room.
The room is empty, save a few doors and windows of nonvital importance.
You see here Zeor.>Make exaggerated hand motions with money to get Zero's attention.Zeor looks at you like you have lobsters crawling out of your ears.
The police arrive. You are arrested and sentenced to death on a technicality.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is 12 out of a possible 100, simply because 12 is a pretty neat number.
Play again? Y/N> go DennisDennis appears from thin air and goes. You are enthralled.
Zeor shifts his weight to the other foot.
>>Point in random direction and shout, "Look, a distraction!"Zeor looks in the indicated direction.
As this happens, for some reason, you are caught in a stampede of hippos.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is Bob out of 100.
Play again? Y/N> Go up to the sixth floor so I can get in to the South Front.You go NORTH to the sixth floor, but get lost in the perilous stairway maze of perilous doom. You try going WEST, UP, NORTH BY DOWN-EAST, and PARROT, but you remain in the stairway. Finally, you arrive back in the room in which you started. It is unchanged, except that Zeor is wearing a silly hat.
You see here Zeor.
You see here a silly hat (worn by Zeor).
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bonz
11 Jun 2006, 02:50
Your score is 12 out of a possible 100, simply because 12 is a pretty neat number.
Play again? Y/N
No, thanks.
12 is enough for me to get cigarettes in jail and not having to pick up the soap in the shower.

MtlAngelus
11 Jun 2006, 03:32
>take taco out of pocket and eat it
>ask for a coke

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 03:37
>take taco out of pocket and eat itDespite the buildup of lint, the taco eases your hunger.
>ask for a cokeZeor carries only Pepsi products.

Pigbuster
11 Jun 2006, 03:41
>Ask Zeor about yon silly hat.

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 03:44
Zeor explains that the silly hat grants him access to some obscure secret club.
It is silly-shaped, silly-colored and has silly things duct-taped to it at random.
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MtlAngelus
11 Jun 2006, 03:46
Zeor carries only Pepsi products.
>attempt to kill zeor

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 03:50
Zeor produces the Z-Saber, which increases his odds against you. You, unarmed, are utterly outclassed. That'll teach you to attack people, ya big meanie.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is 4 out of 100.
Play again? Y/N

MtlAngelus
11 Jun 2006, 03:53
Y
>run in circles screaming until receive a coke

SupSuper
11 Jun 2006, 03:57
> spawn huge heavy indestructible unavoidable boulder over zeor

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 04:54
Y
>run in circles screaming until receive a cokeYou annoy Zeor.> spawn huge heavy indestructible unavoidable boulder over zeorYou die.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
You don't even get a score.
Play again? Y/N

MtlAngelus
11 Jun 2006, 04:57
>kick Zeor in the nuts and run

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 04:59
>kick Zeor in the nuts and run
Zeor produces an MP7 carefully concealed under his jacket and guns you down before you make it to the door. He does not conserve ammo.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is pi.
Play again? Y/N

MtlAngelus
11 Jun 2006, 05:06
Y
>stare at Zeor and attempt to read mind

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 05:12
Y
>stare at Zeor and attempt to read mind
Your eyes meet. The entire room takes on a dead silence as the two of you stare into each other's souls. The harder you try to tap into Zeor's consciousness, the more a growing pain in the back of your head develops. After almost 4 minutes of this, both your heads explode messily.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is 37 out of 100.
Play again? Y/N

Slick
11 Jun 2006, 05:55
>Sees Zero. Offers muffin to Zero.
Asks Zero of wife and children.

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 06:12
Zeor suggests you learn how to enter text adventure game commands.
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MtlAngelus
11 Jun 2006, 06:25
Y
>paint mustache on Zeor

Slick
11 Jun 2006, 07:45
:(
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Error404
11 Jun 2006, 08:04
>Pulls a big Soldat poster signed by all the authors/staff and dedicated specially to Zeor out of the pocket and starts to wave it

UnKnown X
11 Jun 2006, 09:18
> Put a bottle of crabs on Zero's face before licking a toad. It tastes good. Next, dance around a strawberry and ride on a cat in the warehouse. It was fun. Offer cat-ride for Zero; mention that he can eat his luxurious crabs whilst riding.

Zero72
11 Jun 2006, 09:44
Y
>paint mustache on ZeorZeor steals the marker and writes BUTT on every available exposed inch of your skin.
>:(You are eaten by a grue.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is :o.
Play again? Y/N>Pulls a big Soldat poster signed by all the authors/staff and dedicated specially to Zeor out of the pocket and starts to wave itZeor suggests you learn how to enter commands for text adventure games and to learn how many people made Soldat.
>> Put a bottle of crabs on Zero's face before licking a toad. It tastes good. Next, dance around a strawberry and ride on a cat in the warehouse. It was fun. Offer cat-ride for Zero; mention that he can eat his luxurious crabs whilst riding.That is too much information uch information uch information uch information uch informa$#*20tion 3488448FJFJUfuaf78ud34@#*%fhads75*$ **dIDE UAYOU HWAVJU##*$*!@@@@@@&&**F
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thomasp
11 Jun 2006, 09:54
> Set mode: return from dead
> Set state: Ghost
> Pokes Zeor again
> Haunts Zeor for good measure

MtlAngelus
11 Jun 2006, 10:06
>take marker back and stab Zeor with it

UnKnown X
11 Jun 2006, 11:04
> Get angry and throw cat at Zero for not listening.

Traxada
11 Jun 2006, 11:13
>Kill all american's in said room

UnKnown X
11 Jun 2006, 12:07
> Kill everyone who ca'nt use apostrophe's correctly.

philby4000
11 Jun 2006, 17:00
> sees Zeor.
> INITIATES NINJA MODE.

Error404
11 Jun 2006, 18:47
>Apologizes for not knowing how to play
>Hangs himself

SomePerson
11 Jun 2006, 19:03
>htgieahgjohaipg

Slick
11 Jun 2006, 20:49
Y
>Find lard to sudduce Zeor.

Traxada
11 Jun 2006, 23:29
>Unknown is given the term "shallow and pedantic". Therefore Unknown dies in an explosion of blood and bone

UnKnown X
11 Jun 2006, 23:30
> Say "Traxada isn't the admin of this server"

Zero72
12 Jun 2006, 00:09
Improper syntax will henceforth be ignored. :p>take marker back and stab Zeor with itThe marker is not a very good stabbing weapon. Zero stabs you with a real one. Eight times.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is 2 out of 100.
Play again? Y/N> Get angry and throw cat at Zero for not listening.Are you sure you want to quit? Y/N
Warning: Pressing space bar will detonate computer
>>Kill all american's in said roomThe room contains only one American, and the only item in his posession is the Z-Saber. You attempt to kill the Z-Saber, but it is inanimate. He stabs you with it. Eight times.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is -100 out of 100, you hateful asswipe.
You don't get to play again. Go to hell.> Kill everyone who ca'nt use apostrophe's correctly.You dodge the boulder.
>>htgieahgjohaipgWhat do you want to htgieahgjohaipg with?
>>Find lard to sudduce Zeor.You find some lard. He is unimpressed by it.
THIEF appears. Your wallet feels lighter. THIEF disappears.
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UnKnown X
12 Jun 2006, 00:12
>Glare at Zeor

MtlAngelus
12 Jun 2006, 00:12
Y
>Pour hot sauce on Zeor's eyes.

Zero72
12 Jun 2006, 00:15
>Glare at ZeorZeor finishes repairing the game. He wonders why you are glaring at him. He glares back.
>>Pour hot sauce on Zeor's eyes.Zeor explodes violently. The explosion levels half of the city. You are reduced to your composite atoms.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is 29 out of 100.
Play again? Y/N

MtlAngelus
12 Jun 2006, 00:17
Y
>Purchase Teleporting device, and procede to pour hot sauce at Zeor's eyes and jump to teleporter right afterwards.

Zero72
12 Jun 2006, 00:18
Y
>Purchase Teleporting device, and procede to pour hot sauce at Zeor's eyes and jump to teleporter right afterwards.
The Decoy Zeor works perfectly. The real Zeor places a bomb on the teleport device, rendering you unable to return to the room alive.
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FutureWorm
12 Jun 2006, 00:20
>yell "LOL INTERNET"

Zero72
12 Jun 2006, 00:23
>yell "LOL INTERNET"
A black hole appears. You and Zeor are sucked into an alternate dimension populated entirely by people named Al. You and Zeor are killed in a giant riot for being named something else.
***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is Astronomy is one of the oldest sciences with a scientific methodology existing at the time of ancient Greece and advanced observation techniques possibly much earlier (see archaeoastronomy). Historically, amateur astronomers have contributed to many important astronomical discoveries, and astronomy is one of the few sciences where amateurs can still play an active role, especially in the discovery and observation of transient phenomena.
Modern astronomy as practised is not to be confused with astrology, the belief system that states that people's destiny and human affairs in general are correlated to the positions of celestial objects in the skies. out of 100.
Play again? Y/N

FutureWorm
12 Jun 2006, 00:25
Y
>Be diplomatic

UnKnown X
12 Jun 2006, 00:27
>Raise eyebrow

MtlAngelus
12 Jun 2006, 00:39
>use ninja skills to separate spirit from the body, reach Zeor and poke Zeor's spirit

Slick
12 Jun 2006, 02:41
>Fart on Zero
>Run away fast
>laugh

thomasp
12 Jun 2006, 08:32
Y
> Set mode: return from dead
> Set state: Ghost
> Pokes Zeor again
> Haunts Zeor for good measure

SupSuper
12 Jun 2006, 14:47
> die without poking zeor

Xinos
12 Jun 2006, 17:48
> Press Submit Reply

Paul.Power
12 Jun 2006, 21:38
> Drive Steamroller

Traxada
15 Jun 2006, 19:27
> Ressurection spell
> Kill Zero for thinking I hate americans.....which I do....not all of them though
> Laugh maniacally into a lightning scorched sky

UnKnown X
15 Jun 2006, 19:31
>Throw a Megaman game at Zeor.

Zero72
15 Jun 2006, 19:58
The game will now terminate because I can no longer be assed to run it.
Your collective score is Hat out of 100.

Slick
15 Jun 2006, 23:23
>Dies a little inside. :(

MtlAngelus
16 Jun 2006, 04:08
> :(

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