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Worm Mad
10 Feb 2010, 12:13
So, apparently this place has turned into a ghost town with nobody posting for days on end. Well, luckily for you guys, somebody projected the Mad symbol into the skies over Gotham City and here I am - to save you all.
How? Erm...um....
PARTY!!!!
*streamers, balloons and pineapples fall from the ceiling*
You are all formally invited to this thread and you are going to have fun. There's a buffet table at the back and a big glass cabinet somewhere containing relics from our long and illustrious history.
Enjoy! (under penalty of death) :D

Vader
10 Feb 2010, 14:26
Am I early or late?

Kjatte
10 Feb 2010, 14:28
I'm back in black! Yahoooooooooooooooo.......... :confused:

HuntaKilla
10 Feb 2010, 14:57
I'M HAVING FUN ALREADY
WOOO
yeah...
:cool:

Xinos
10 Feb 2010, 15:53
Heey, this party is pretty sweet!

Zero72
10 Feb 2010, 15:56
WHOA AWESOME WOOO WOOOWOWOOOWOOOO
*wears lampshade on head, knocks stuff over*

Star Worms
10 Feb 2010, 16:07
Par....tay?

Vader
10 Feb 2010, 16:26
Where's the rum?

thomasp
10 Feb 2010, 17:45
*Does what any PhD student does and runs to the free buffet!!*

SupSuper
10 Feb 2010, 19:35
*takes some pineapples from the glass cabinet and throws them all around*

bloopy
10 Feb 2010, 20:02
*Does what's in his nature and also runs to the free buffet*
You guys better hurry before someone chops up a pineapple and sprinkles it on every dish ...unless that's already happened!

Paul.Power
10 Feb 2010, 20:05
*Does what's in his nature and also runs to the free buffet*
You guys better hurry before someone chops up a pineapple and sprinkles it on every dish ...unless that's already happened!
Oh good, this buffet has pizza.

Star Worms
10 Feb 2010, 20:18
*Does what any PhD student does and runs to the free buffet!!*
Aha... so true.

bloopy
10 Feb 2010, 23:38
*Has a couple of ales*

thomasp
10 Feb 2010, 23:40
*Finds the nearest engineer (or person who at least looks like they might be an engineer) and starts talking engineering-speak to them*

SomePerson
11 Feb 2010, 00:28
*is also an aerospace engineering student*
*ignores thomasp and concentrates on the buffet*

thomasp
11 Feb 2010, 00:29
*is also an aerospace engineering student*
*ignores thomasp and concentrates on the buffet*
Too late, the PhD students have taken all the best stuff :p

Zero72
11 Feb 2010, 00:52
You guys better hurry before someone chops up a pineapple and sprinkles it on every dish ...unless that's already happened!I refer you to the party's instigator. ;)

FutureWorm
11 Feb 2010, 08:41
this party ****ing sucks so far

bloopy
11 Feb 2010, 09:28
*Dresses FutureWorm up to look like a piñata and hangs him from the ceiling*

FutureWorm
11 Feb 2010, 09:49
*Dresses FutureWorm up to look like a piñata and hangs him from the ceiling*
mmfff wammfmwfm hwmfahfmfmfm

bonz
11 Feb 2010, 09:55
Where's the rum?
*Has found the rum*
Where are the lemons and the cola?

Paul.Power
11 Feb 2010, 14:53
So, who's up for rounders?
Bagsy I get to be the pitcher :p

Worm Mad
11 Feb 2010, 14:57
Whoa, whoa! Steady on there, guys! There's enough rum for everybody!
Also, in answer to people's questions and comments -
*The buffet was specially prepared to cater to everyone's dietary requirements. Hence, Paul found his pizza and... if Vader takes a look... he should find a selection of recently picked brains.
*The lemons and the cola are down in the basement. You really don't want to go down there! (unless you do. in which case, take a flamethrower)
[looks in cabinet]
Hey... who stole the original design documents to Forum Fighters?!
EDIT: I am up for rounders but only if I get to be the guy who hits the ball. The 'ball-basher'.

Melon
11 Feb 2010, 20:02
*does the Call On Me dance with FutureWorm*

Alien King
11 Feb 2010, 21:33
this party ****ing sucks so far
That's because nobody has drunk enough yet.

MtlAngelus
12 Feb 2010, 00:31
Hey, nobody told me there was going to be a party. I'm so not dressed appropriately for this, I just stepped on dog poo outside and my hair is a mess... this is the worst day ever. D:

Zero72
12 Feb 2010, 04:51
wHATJS GOING ON WHOA RE YOU GYUS *puts face through glass coffee table*

thomasp
12 Feb 2010, 08:32
*Makes a paper aeroplane and throws it recklessly across the room*

bloopy
13 Feb 2010, 00:52
That's the first time I've ever seen a paper plane with a working paper jet engine.

KRD
13 Feb 2010, 01:22
>Combine own mouth, the rum and a lit match with the general direction of the paper plane.
And this is the first time you've seen a paper plane with a working paper jet engine on fire.

Alien King
13 Feb 2010, 01:47
>Combine own mouth, the rum and a lit match with the general direction of the paper plane.
And this is the first time you've seen a paper plane with a working paper jet engine on fire.
Gah!
What a waste of rum... :(

Paul.Power
13 Feb 2010, 09:45
Anyone know how to use a fire extinguisher?

thomasp
13 Feb 2010, 10:30
No, but I've sent the fire department an e-mail.

Zero72
13 Feb 2010, 17:06
Holy Crap Im Getting Out Of Here

Worm Mad
13 Feb 2010, 17:14
Uh, yeah... about that... in my excitement to do my duty and save the forum... I may have bricked over the doors.
If it wasn't for our imminent deaths, it'd almost be funny. :p

thomasp
13 Feb 2010, 17:16
You had to go and paint the brick to make it look like there were fire escapes in the room, didn't you :p
My nose hurts from running face first into a solid wall, thinking it was a door!

SupSuper
13 Feb 2010, 18:10
Yum crispy pineapples! *roasts pineapples over fire of doom*

MtlAngelus
13 Feb 2010, 21:05
Quick, drink all the rum before the fire reaches it and it explodes!

bonz
13 Feb 2010, 23:28
Anyone know how to use a fire extinguisher?
No, but I know how to use this flame thrower I just found next to the basement door.

MrBunsy
13 Feb 2010, 23:39
Quick, drink all the rum before the fire reaches it and it explodes!
*provides assistance for this noble task*

Alien King
13 Feb 2010, 23:44
*provides assistance for this noble task*
*Provides much more assistance than Bunsy*
*Proceeds to collapse after consuming two bottles"

Zero72
14 Feb 2010, 05:02
Quick, drink all the rum before the fire reaches it and it explodes!What *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrp* ... *urp* rum?

Akuryou13
14 Feb 2010, 06:43
Quick, drink all the rum before the fire reaches it and it explodes!yes! then when you all die and the fire reaches the pot of recently-digested rum, your stomachs can make a nice light display!
also, I'M LATE! I should pay attention to threads more. *wanders around randomly*

GrimOswald
14 Feb 2010, 08:51
Tch. Clearly this is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The outrage is enough to cause one's monocle to fall from the face! I bid you all good day.
*Walks into brick wall*

SomePerson
14 Feb 2010, 19:19
My house is burning. Help me. I smell a worrying burning smell.

Zero72
14 Feb 2010, 23:31
Fire department, dude. Fire department.

Xinos
15 Feb 2010, 08:35
Queue the "My party is burning. Help me." thread!

Vader
15 Feb 2010, 18:14
Douse the flames in rum, for crying out loud! But for crying out loud, don't use the rum!

Paul.Power
15 Feb 2010, 18:33
*suddenly remembers that this buffet has everything that everyone wants*
*suddenly spots the HGV tanker full of milk sitting in the corner of the room*
Ah, excellent *releases the milk*
Well we can't let this fire ruin the party...

Alien King
15 Feb 2010, 19:30
Douse the flames in rum, for crying out loud! But for crying out loud, don't use the rum!
Use any available Vodka instead - it's much more expendable.
*suddenly spots the HGV tanker full of milk sitting in the corner of the room*
Rum and milk?

Splapp
16 Feb 2010, 18:52
Splapp, here. Did I miss the party? I've got a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape here. :cool:

KRD
16 Feb 2010, 20:48
Splapp and HK in the same room, eh? I know a destiny when I see it this up close! :eek:
>Drag both of them to a quiet corner away from natural disasters and begin convincing them to come work for the common good of the Worms community by contributing art and a general sense of design to the esoteric and somewhat secretive FoW project.
>Assure them that though the pay might be measly [I hope you like peanuts] , the end result may just immortalise their names for all eternity, even more so than they have already been immortalised.

Melon
16 Feb 2010, 21:14
Wait, how did Splapp get in? Maybe we can escape this inferno via the same place? :eek:

bloopy
16 Feb 2010, 21:40
*Gets soaked in milk and rolls around in the flames*
My nose hurts from running face first into a solid wall, thinking it was a door!
Too bad... it's much more entertaining when people run face first into solid doors.

MtlAngelus
17 Feb 2010, 00:07
Wait, how did Splapp get in? Maybe we can escape this inferno via the same place? :eek:
I think he was just passed out behind that counter this whole time. Like, ever since the last time we saw him around.

Splapp
17 Feb 2010, 00:12
I think he was just passed out behind that counter this whole time. Like, ever since the last time we saw him around.
^ This

thomasp
17 Feb 2010, 00:28
Will Splapp save us from the fire?
SAVE US OH MIGHTY SPLAPP!!

Akuryou13
17 Feb 2010, 04:41
does splapp's avatar look like it's hiding behind the forum page waiting to hope out to anyone else?

bonz
17 Feb 2010, 07:35
does splapp's avatar look like it's hiding behind the forum page waiting to hope out to anyone else?
His location info will tell what it is.

Worm Mad
17 Feb 2010, 11:55
Tbh, I think Paul's milk explosion put out the fire. Of course, everything's now covered in milk.
Okay, Paul, that's enough milk.
*tries to turn milk tap off. it breaks*
Well, this isn't good. :-/

SomePerson
17 Feb 2010, 15:35
My party is flooding. Help me.

Akuryou13
17 Feb 2010, 16:17
His location info will tell what it is.I watched the Orbinauts video already, I was just commenting on the avatar version.
also? MILK PARTY!!!

bonz
17 Feb 2010, 21:03
Ah, milk!
Finally I have something use this with!
*Produces bottle of Kahlúa*
http://listicles.com/wp-content/upload/whiterussian.jpg

Alien King
18 Feb 2010, 00:35
*Produces bottle of Kahlúa*
Foreign alcohol?
...
Gimme!

MrBunsy
18 Feb 2010, 08:03
There's a point, anyone got any Krupnik?

bonz
18 Feb 2010, 10:03
Foreign alcohol?
...
Gimme!
Comes from the land of MtlAngelus.

bloopy
18 Feb 2010, 20:57
All this milk is making me feel like a fruit loop.

Xinos
18 Feb 2010, 23:56
All this milk is making me feel sleepy! Bedways is rigthways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right.

thomasp
19 Feb 2010, 00:02
When does the pizza get here, someone's eaten all of it?

bonz
19 Feb 2010, 00:06
When does the pizza get here, someone's eaten all of it?
I sure hope that there's pineapple it.

Alien King
19 Feb 2010, 00:26
I sure hope that there's pineapple it.
I give you 5 minutes to devour it before I incinerate such an abomination.

thomasp
19 Feb 2010, 00:38
I give you 5 minutes to devour it before I incinerate such an abomination.
I thought the fire had been extinguished? :p

Alien King
19 Feb 2010, 01:00
I thought the fire had been extinguished? :p
I'll just drown it in rum. Fire is bound to occur again soon enough.
Either that or it's a **** party.

MrBunsy
19 Feb 2010, 07:53
If it's drowned in rum you think it'll last long with us around?

Zero72
20 Feb 2010, 14:35
I'm already on fire.
Not sure why. Blacked out for a second.

Akuryou13
20 Feb 2010, 16:00
huh. that's odd, zero. no recollection of what happened at all?? :confused:
*tucks matches into back pocket*

Zero72
21 Feb 2010, 02:44
Wait a minute.
You have one of those neato wooden compass box thingies I was eyeballing at the museum gift shop, don't you? I'll buy it off you.

Akuryou13
21 Feb 2010, 06:20
Wait a minute.
You have one of those neato wooden compass box thingies I was eyeballing at the museum gift shop, don't you? I'll buy it off you.nope, sorry. none of that here.

Worm Mad
28 Feb 2010, 12:22
WARNING, WARNING: MILK LEVELS CRITICAL! WARNING, WARNING!
*glug glug glug...*

bloopy
28 Feb 2010, 20:11
Woah, were we passed out for a whole week? Must be a good party.

thomasp
28 Feb 2010, 22:42
Guess that's what the fumes from the fire did!

Striker
1 Mar 2010, 05:19
*the door creaks open*
*a head pokes in...then out*
*door closes*

Splapp
1 Mar 2010, 15:32
*wakes up*
Ugggh. Hey, my bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape remains UNOPENED! We should celebrate surviving a week of unconciousness by drinking ourselves into a coma. :cool:

Alien King
1 Mar 2010, 17:13
*wakes up*
Ugggh. Hey, my bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape remains UNOPENED! We should celebrate surviving a week of unconciousness by drinking ourselves into a coma. :cool:
Unless this bottle is the size of a large vat, I don't think we have enough.
Is there any rum left?

Muzer
1 Mar 2010, 18:24
CBA to find out; when did S2K reappear?

BetongÅsna
2 Mar 2010, 01:21
I have the ability to create my body weight in absinthe on demand, if that's any use.

Alien King
2 Mar 2010, 01:25
I have the ability to create my body weight in absinthe on demand, if that's any use.
Yes!
Instant intoxication drink!

thomasp
2 Mar 2010, 08:22
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

Splapp
2 Mar 2010, 09:21
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL. And a large scotch.

Zero72
2 Mar 2010, 16:19
There was this spell in Dungeon Crawl that converts a small percentage of the brain matter of anybody in visible range of the caster into alcohol. Somebody should learn that.

Alien King
2 Mar 2010, 16:46
There was this spell in Dungeon Crawl that converts a small percentage of the brain matter of anybody in visible range of the caster into alcohol. Somebody should learn that.
Not sure that would be enough.
Maybe if we got some normal people in here...

thomasp
2 Mar 2010, 16:49
GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL. And a large scotch.
Cheers Splapp! Any pan-galactic gargle blasters going spare as well?

Melon
2 Mar 2010, 20:02
Cheers Splapp! Any pan-galactic gargle blasters going spare as well?
I have this lemon slice wrapped around a gold brick. Will that do instead?

thomasp
2 Mar 2010, 20:28
I have this lemon slice wrapped around a gold brick. Will that do instead?
Will pass for now - might take you up on your offer if nothing materialises soon!
Dang, where's that infinite improbability drive when you need it...
And on another note:
*Walks over to the nearest female in the room*
Hey baby, is this guy boring you? Come see my spaceship!

Zero72
3 Mar 2010, 04:29
thomasp! I'll have you know that that particular hat rack is with me. :mad:

SupSuper
3 Mar 2010, 10:23
Now now, guys, there's enough racks for everyone.

Blinx
8 Mar 2010, 16:53
*gate crashes party*

bloopy
8 Mar 2010, 23:54
Is that your gate Blinx? Keep it under control!

Xinos
9 Mar 2010, 12:25
It should be locked up!

FutureWorm
10 Mar 2010, 21:06
nooooo get this gate off of me

Splapp
11 Mar 2010, 01:07
*removes gate*
I think SOMEONE'S had a little too much Ronseal to drink tonight.

Zero72
27 Mar 2010, 21:47
Whoa. Okay, who ordered 230 pizzas? I'm not paying for these. And there'd better not be fruit on any of them.

thomasp
27 Mar 2010, 23:09
All I want to know is where's my 25ft long sandwich?
And my half-order of garlic bread.

Paul.Power
28 Mar 2010, 10:22
Whoa. Okay, who ordered 230 pizzas? I'm not paying for these. And there'd better not be fruit on any of them.
Tomato is a fruit :p

bonz
28 Mar 2010, 10:37
Tomato is a fruit :p
And so is the grain used for the flour of the dough.

bloopy
28 Mar 2010, 11:00
Tomato is a fruit :p
Already tried that argument on "them" and got slapped down with "culinary vegetable".

Paul.Power
28 Mar 2010, 13:46
Y'know, I wonder what the anti-PoP brigade think of gammon steak with pineapple...

MrBunsy
28 Mar 2010, 15:43
Raisin sauce!

Akuryou13
28 Mar 2010, 17:13
Y'know, I wonder what the anti-PoP brigade think of gammon steak with pineapple...this part of that brigade believes pineapple should never be cooked under any circumstance.

Zero72
28 Mar 2010, 17:14
I can get behind that.

Alien King
28 Mar 2010, 17:19
Y'know, I wonder what the anti-PoP brigade think of gammon steak with pineapple...
****ed up?

SargeMcCluck
28 Mar 2010, 17:30
this part of that brigade believes pineapple should never be consumed under any circumstance.
Corrected.

Akuryou13
28 Mar 2010, 20:38
Corrected.no, no. I LIKE pineapple. but it should never be cooked.

SargeMcCluck
28 Mar 2010, 20:54
no, no. I LIKE pineapple. but it should never be cooked.
I, however, don't like it. :p

KRD
28 Mar 2010, 22:50
ScurvyMcCluck!

FutureWorm
1 Apr 2010, 03:27
this part of that brigade believes pineapple should never be cooked under any circumstance.
+1 to this

Paul.Power
1 Apr 2010, 17:17
For some reason raw pineapple gives me stomach trouble, but cooked is fine.

BetongÅsna
8 Apr 2010, 03:03
Cooked pineapple is excellent when used carefully.

Akuryou13
8 Apr 2010, 04:06
Cooked pineapple is excellent when used carefully.as is anthrax, I'm sure.

Splapp
8 Apr 2010, 10:32
Pineapple is just horrible in general. You guys should be ASHAMED of yourselves. :mad:

SargeMcCluck
8 Apr 2010, 12:45
Pineapple is just horrible in general. You guys should be ASHAMED of yourselves. :mad:
I love you.

FutureWorm
8 Apr 2010, 18:34
Pineapple is just horrible in general. You guys should be ASHAMED of yourselves. :mad:
yeah? oh YEAH???? :mad: :mad: :mad:
:cool:

BetongÅsna
9 Apr 2010, 23:05
dis partay gettin ugly

Akuryou13
10 Apr 2010, 04:16
dis partay gettin uglyonly cause you walked in :cool:

MtlAngelus
10 Apr 2010, 07:07
I don't mean to alarm anybody but I just accidentally activated the nuclear bomb.
...why do we keep that here, anyway?

thomasp
10 Apr 2010, 10:24
Just hit it with a shovel :p

Alien King
10 Apr 2010, 12:07
I don't mean to alarm anybody but I just accidentally activated the nuclear bomb.
Ah, in that case we begin the highly technical and complicated process of the "OMG Nuke!" protocol.
That is; we run around screaming.

Zero72
10 Apr 2010, 16:25
Nonsense. When I was in school, they taught me the secret to survival.
*squats in front of his locker, puts his hands on the back of his head* AIN'T NO NUKE GONNA HURT THIS ZEOR

KRD
10 Apr 2010, 18:45
*Rides the nuke.* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YYbrZ4whY)

MrBunsy
10 Apr 2010, 19:08
I can valk!

SomePerson
10 Apr 2010, 23:17
dis partay gettin ugly
Sounds like this party just got started!

bonz
12 Apr 2010, 09:54
*Rides the nuke.* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9YYbrZ4whY)
No, I ride nuke! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0)

SargeMcCluck
12 Apr 2010, 11:47
Homer rides the nuke! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutwUJmngI0&feature=related)

BetongÅsna
10 May 2010, 22:09
Didn't know you had millions of games on Newgrounds, Splapp. Nice.

Akuryou13
11 May 2010, 04:47
Didn't know you had millions of games on Newgrounds, Splapp. Nice.millions??

SupSuper
11 May 2010, 12:12
Maybe he means millions of views.

Xinos
11 May 2010, 14:34
Maybe it was just a figure of speech?

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