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pieman280
31 Aug 2007, 23:57
the machine makes a few noises and then spews out all the foam that was in the extinguisher.
I insert a twix bar (my favorite candy bar)

Cisken1
1 Sep 2007, 19:45
The machine burps.
I insert a fluffy bunny.

pieman280
3 Sep 2007, 01:28
You get a swarm of evil rabits that overwhelm you and you die.
I insert your blood stained skull.

[UFP]Ghost
3 Sep 2007, 04:19
Out comes big bird holding a rifle. He shot you.
I insert a 'Tickle Me Elmo'

robowurmz
3 Sep 2007, 07:36
"Oooh hoo hoo please stop tickling me...aaah hahahaha you did it again! Ahahah! Hoo haaa hah ah ahah wait, what the? ARRRRGHG!!!! AGHGHR! KccchhhhT!"
The end of elmo.
Out comes an emo with an "L" in his pocket.

Cisken1
3 Sep 2007, 12:18
YOU GET NOTHING because you're a cheap bast who didn't put anything in! :mad:
I put in a cheap bast who didn't put anything in.

Shirdel
3 Sep 2007, 13:42
You get Andy Davidson.
You ask for his autograph and he refuses.
I put in my W:OW2 UMD.

Cisken1
3 Sep 2007, 14:40
the machine barfs out a slimey version of W:A with a broken disc inside.
I insert me!

Oft99
3 Sep 2007, 19:42
You get some CILIT BANG! IT KILLS GRIME AND BURNT ON DIRT! BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE! TRY ALL THREE!
I insert Badley Drawn Dog.

Cisken1
3 Sep 2007, 19:52
You get Dennis, he's crying.
I insert the entire moon

Oft99
3 Sep 2007, 19:55
You get Dennis, he's crying.
I insert the entire moon
You get a Mars that sings songs by "The Flaming Lips".
I insert a BOOT TO THE HEAD.

Pigbuster
3 Sep 2007, 20:21
You get a HEAD TO THE BOOT.
I insert the machine into itself.

Geckogirl
3 Sep 2007, 20:43
You get a major rip in the space-time continuum, in wich you get sucked in!
I insert an empty jar.

Alien King
3 Sep 2007, 21:37
The jar implodes due to the vacuum inside it. The machine breaks, ejecting glass shards at you.
I insert a teacup into the replacement machine.

Cisken1
3 Sep 2007, 22:00
You get a teacup to the boot!
In insert a lame forum fad

Metal Alex
3 Sep 2007, 22:49
You get Celine Dion.
I insert a dead pixel.

Cisken1
3 Sep 2007, 23:13
You get a very much alive poxel!
I insert a vase

Shockdude
4 Sep 2007, 02:57
you get two faces
i insert one of the faces
:p

Oft99
4 Sep 2007, 09:39
you get two faces
i insert one of the faces
:p
You get a feaces (spelt right?)
I insert a bottle of Pimms.

Cisken1
4 Sep 2007, 10:00
You get a drunk wife that slaps you with a trout
I insert the trout

robowurmz
4 Sep 2007, 13:51
A fisherman leaps out and hits you over the head with a string of rancid custard-mould screaming "RIGHTS FOR CHICKENS AND PORK! WEEBL OF THE BOB IS NOT OF HTE HARGE:)!"
I scream and throwmyself in, along with 14 cents.

Cisken1
4 Sep 2007, 14:54
You now have cents for eyes
I throw in the remaining 12 cents

Oft99
4 Sep 2007, 21:27
You now have cents for eyes
I throw in the remaining 12 cents
You get the Mars bar you originaly wanted in the first place and walk off grumbling about how expensive the machine's prices are and that you should have used a normal vending machine.
I insert a Yorkie choclate bar.

Metal Alex
5 Sep 2007, 00:09
You get a Terminator.
I insert the G-man.

Cisken1
5 Sep 2007, 11:45
You get a wonderfull time!
You skip off happily
I insert a cup of water

robowurmz
5 Sep 2007, 14:22
FLASH FLOOD! You are carried away by the torrents of water. You lose your half-eaten mars in the process. I find it and pop it in.

Cisken1
5 Sep 2007, 19:46
You get a haircut, and like it, you skip off.
I insert an NEDM cat.

pieman280
5 Sep 2007, 23:11
you get an angry cat.
I insert my DS

Oft99
7 Sep 2007, 12:19
you get an angry cat.
I insert my DS
A hand comes out of the machine and starts touching you.
I insert Chris the impossible quiz cat.

Cisken1
7 Sep 2007, 14:45
You get a skip question and are very happy!
I insert question 3

robowurmz
7 Sep 2007, 18:16
It's Earth, by the way. The answer that is. It comes out at you!
I insert...a...giant blue displeased head.

pieman280
7 Sep 2007, 23:59
you get a giant blue pleased head.
I insert an empty wal-mart bag.

Shockdude
8 Sep 2007, 00:27
the bag suddenly shoots out of the machine and onto your face
you suffocate
i insert a full wal-mart bag

Basti@n
8 Sep 2007, 03:54
The bag explodes and you lose all your money.
I insert my ancient comics thread.

Cisken1
8 Sep 2007, 13:35
You get a big green angry head
I insert my shoe

Gardy Looo
8 Sep 2007, 13:45
You get SHINEY NEW SHOES.
You walk off happily, while wearing your new shoes, of course.
I insert a slice of chiffon cake.

Cisken1
8 Sep 2007, 13:55
The machine burps and thanks you for the nice lunch
I insert a playdude

Geckogirl
8 Sep 2007, 14:35
You get an ol' gameboy! But it seems it doesn't have any batteries.
I insert an onion with a freaky face drawn on it.

Cisken1
8 Sep 2007, 14:59
The onion starts to live and eats your left leg, you bleed to death
Game over
Would you like to try again? (Y/N) _
I insert a "Y"

Plasma
8 Sep 2007, 15:18
A Level1 Geckogirl appears!
I insert Missingno.

Cisken1
8 Sep 2007, 15:55
The machine EXPLOAWDS into sexyness
I insert the sexyness into a newly generated The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power™

Oft99
8 Sep 2007, 16:49
The machine spits out a shirt and says that it was too sexy for it.
I insert a RARE CANDY.

Metal Alex
8 Sep 2007, 19:56
Oft99 reached level 24!
Oft99 learned Splash Attack!
Metal Alex uses Pokéball.

Oft99
8 Sep 2007, 23:10
Oft99 reached level 24!
Oft99 learned Splash Attack!
Metal Alex uses Pokéball.
VENDING MACHINE was caught!
It's infomation was added to your Pokedex.
...Give a nickname to your new VENDING MACHINE?
I insert 8 red coins.

Plasma
9 Sep 2007, 00:29
"Look! Samus is evolving!"
I insert 8 red coins.
You get 0.83 of a star.
Man, those red coins aren't worth as much as they used to be...
I insert Mario's cap.

Cisken1
9 Sep 2007, 01:36
You get princess peach's leg!!!
I insert a mushroom!

Shockdude
9 Sep 2007, 03:38
the machine grows to an incredible size
i insert a mega mushroom
:p

Basti@n
9 Sep 2007, 05:17
The machine transforms into a 300-foot-tall mutant form and destroys Bowser's castle.
I insert a N64 catridge.

robowurmz
9 Sep 2007, 08:00
A mario-type voice yells, "Heere we gooo!"
I still play Super Mario 64 sometimes.
I throw in a bob-omb.

pieman280
9 Sep 2007, 15:33
you get the king bob-omb
(I love that game almost as much as worms)
I insert a 1-up mushroom

Metal Alex
9 Sep 2007, 16:54
1-UP
I instert an inserter.

Oft99
9 Sep 2007, 19:18
1-UP
I instert an inserter.
The machine attempts to insert itself into itself (if that is even possible)
I insert Dr. Eggman

pieman280
9 Sep 2007, 20:36
you get an egg
I insert an angry worm with a tail nail

Basti@n
9 Sep 2007, 22:06
You get a hammer & worm nail kit.
I insert a HHG.

Cisken1
10 Sep 2007, 11:37
The machine explodes
You die.
Game over.
Try again? Y/N _
I insert a commodore 64

pieman280
11 Sep 2007, 00:34
you get a peice of paper that just says 64 on it.
I insert a lightbulb

Cisken1
11 Sep 2007, 14:44
The machine lits up in 1000 leds and neons
I insert a cd of an unknown rockband

Geckogirl
11 Sep 2007, 17:37
You get a free hair metal CD coupon! However, it's expired since the 80's.
I insert a wrist watch.

Shirdel
11 Sep 2007, 17:47
You get a Grandfather Clock with the Minuite Hand broken! I insert the broken Minuite Hand.

Cisken1
11 Sep 2007, 18:14
YOU GET SLAPPED! Don't put broken things in the machine! It doens't like that!
I insert the tears of the crying machine

Oft99
11 Sep 2007, 19:54
YOU GET SLAPPED! Don't put broken things in the machine! It doens't like that!
I insert the tears of the crying machine
You get the Flames of Disaster.
I insert a skateboard.

pieman280
11 Sep 2007, 21:35
you get a big ramp that crushes you (it's amazing that the machine can fit such a big object.)
I Insert this forum site.

Oft99
11 Sep 2007, 22:03
you get a big ramp that crushes you (it's amazing that the machine can fit such a big object.)
I Insert this forum site.
You get splattered with SPAM (food)
I insert a Pop-up ad CLICK HERE TO WIN A FREE IPOD!!!

Metal Alex
11 Sep 2007, 23:33
You win a free Ipod.
I insert a known T17 forum member.

pieman280
11 Sep 2007, 23:44
you get an MG bomb
I insert a cell phone

Cisken1
11 Sep 2007, 23:47
You get a call, shame the phone is in the machine now...
I insert the nokia tune!

Shockdude
12 Sep 2007, 00:07
the phone plays such tune again and again
you can't shut the machine up
i insert a muffler
:p

Cisken1
12 Sep 2007, 13:53
The machine muffles (lol)
I insert a waffle!

*Splinter*
12 Sep 2007, 15:47
The wachine waffles

Cisken1
12 Sep 2007, 17:21
You get a BOOT TO THE HEAD for not inserting anything!
I insert a boot :D

Shirdel
12 Sep 2007, 17:36
You get Boot leftovers because the Machine doesn't like the taste of old boots! I insert a piece of the Boot Leftover :D

Cisken1
12 Sep 2007, 18:46
The machine spits it in your face, I DON'T LIKE OLD BOOTS!
I insert a TV set

Oft99
12 Sep 2007, 18:58
The machine spits it in your face, I DON'T LIKE OLD BOOTS!
I insert a TV set
You get a computer.
I insert a Judge's Hammer.

Cisken1
12 Sep 2007, 19:33
You go to jail and don't get $ 2000 when you pass start
I insert a monopoly game

Oft99
12 Sep 2007, 21:13
You go to jail and don't get $ 2000 when you pass start
I insert a monopoly game
You get a dude in a black suit and top hat holding a walking stick.
I insert a Space Marine 5-man combat squad /w accesory sprue.

Basti@n
12 Sep 2007, 22:02
You get a Space Invaders arcade machine.
I insert a BIONICLE piece.

Cisken1
12 Sep 2007, 22:20
You get a tsunami of lego bricks
I insert one brick

pieman280
12 Sep 2007, 22:51
you get some concrete.
I insert a blob of concrete

Cisken1
12 Sep 2007, 23:11
You get a bucket of paint
I insert NOTHING!

Shockdude
12 Sep 2007, 23:12
a concrete donkey shoots out of the machine and lands on you
you get squashed
i insert a "risk" figurine
:p

Shirdel
13 Sep 2007, 15:31
It was a risk but it was worth it because you got £1000! I snatch 1 of ur £5 notes and put it in.

Oft99
13 Sep 2007, 20:34
You get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. And thy, being naughty under thou eyes shalt snuff it.
I puke into the machine.

Basti@n
13 Sep 2007, 22:13
The machine turns green and pukes at you as a revenge.
I insert the W:OW 2 game i just got (YAAAAY!!!).

Cisken1
13 Sep 2007, 22:58
You just lost you game... OH NO!!! THE MACHINE HAS IT!!! NOO!!!
I insert sarcasm pointed at tal.

Metal Alex
14 Sep 2007, 01:10
You get tal's limited edition action figure.
I insert SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Liketyspli
14 Sep 2007, 12:32
You get a bee.
I insert a Turd.

Cisken1
14 Sep 2007, 13:22
The machine farts in your general direction
I insert a phone

yauhui
14 Sep 2007, 15:55
Cingular now refuses to continue your mobile service and you'll be single for the rest of your life.
I insert the BANG detergent cisken is holding.

Basti@n
14 Sep 2007, 16:58
You get an atomic bomb. It explodes.
I insert a pair of 3D glasses.

Cisken1
14 Sep 2007, 17:50
Cingular now refuses to continue your mobile service and you'll be single for the rest of your life.
I insert the BANG detergent cisken is holding.
I use proximus since I live in belgium, and I have a gf, but whatever :p
WOA your worms turn 3D, sweeeet!!!!!
I insert another one who bites the dust

Geckogirl
14 Sep 2007, 21:28
You get a mouldy sandwich. Ewwww!
I insert the mouldy sandwich.

Cisken1
14 Sep 2007, 22:47
You get a mouldy you.
You are confused.
I insert the letter "T"

Metal Alex
14 Sep 2007, 23:00
You get a GRAMMAR PARADOX, and the machine gives it to you again to put it back to where it belongs... a "-eacup"
I insert Cisken's feelings.

Cisken1
14 Sep 2007, 23:04
You get smacked for no apparent reason.
I insert a big black toe

yauhui
15 Sep 2007, 09:25
you get a blackcurrant.
and i insert the blue portal which metal alex is flying through in his av.

Shockdude
15 Sep 2007, 17:21
a portal appears on both the top and bottom of the machine
the machine begins falling into infinite
i tried to insert a lightbulb, but i missed
:p

Metal Alex
15 Sep 2007, 19:05
The machine inserst it for you, and apparently, that's all you get.
I insert the 2nd dimension.

yauhui
16 Sep 2007, 09:48
you get to play superhero side-by-side with Super Mario in a Nintendo GameBoy Advance SP.
i insert geckogirl's cat ears which, apparently, doraemon wants all along.

Geckogirl
16 Sep 2007, 12:53
You get a brown leaf. When you grab it, you turn into a raccoon.
I insert a Mama Luigi themed Youtube Poop.

Metal Alex
16 Sep 2007, 14:09
You get the inclosed instruction book.
I insert GOOGLE.

hdhdhd
16 Sep 2007, 17:41
You get YAHOO.
I open the top of the machine, rip its wiring out, and throw it inside.

Basti@n
17 Sep 2007, 00:19
The machine repairs itself. :p
I insert 1 million dollars.

pieman280
17 Sep 2007, 02:04
You get one million dollars back but it comes out in coins, LOL
I insert one of the coins

poninja
17 Sep 2007, 02:55
you got candy
insert a bubble gumlLOL i didint understand the rules

Paul.Power
17 Sep 2007, 11:58
The machine blows a quite impressive bubble.
I insert a CD.

yauhui
17 Sep 2007, 13:17
you find the police hunting after you, as the CD is pirated and you are the suspected owner.
I insert the burning truck McMaster has.

Cisken1
17 Sep 2007, 14:01
The machine bursts into flames, but still works.
I insert a marshmellow

Metal Alex
17 Sep 2007, 16:06
You get popcorn.
I insert time.

Cisken1
17 Sep 2007, 17:01
You get space, unfourtunatley it doesn't fit in your back pocket, so you just leave it lying around...
I insert a broken record...ecord...ecord...ecord...

poninja
17 Sep 2007, 22:30
you win a world record
insert bill gates

Cisken1
17 Sep 2007, 22:53
You get Vista, and a BSOD
You crashed
Game over
Try again? Y/N _
I insert an '@'

Shockdude
17 Sep 2007, 23:09
you get one of those email spam company thingies
i insert a bunch of super mushrooms and then insert a house
:p

Basti@n
18 Sep 2007, 08:11
You get MARIO'S HOUSE. :p
I insert Lemmings for the PSP.

Metal Alex
18 Sep 2007, 10:50
Lemmings start comming out of the machine, and they keep walking.
I insert the essence of inserting stuff.

yauhui
18 Sep 2007, 13:20
The machine starts inserting stuff into your portals.
I insert Elton John's gay happiness.
*yay for being the 365th post*

Metal Alex
18 Sep 2007, 16:50
You get a huge fat naked man full of hair that looks at you provocatively.
I insert yauhui to hide him from that man.
*yay for being the 365th post*
Nope, this is a leap thread, so I WIN :D

Basti@n
18 Sep 2007, 19:22
You get the man very angry searching for yauhui.
I insert my avatar, and then i insert myself.

poninja
18 Sep 2007, 22:56
YOU DIE AND YOUR AVATAR TO
insert conker

Cisken1
19 Sep 2007, 17:56
You get a bad hair day
I insert a wig!

yauhui
20 Sep 2007, 14:17
you get what turns out to be britney spears' hair.
i insert a cow.

Cisken1
20 Sep 2007, 14:28
You got milk!
i insert a poopiehead

Metal Alex
20 Sep 2007, 15:13
You get a Youtube poop.
I hit the machine with a Falcon Punch.

Geckogirl
20 Sep 2007, 17:17
The machine counter-attacks with a Zeta Punch!
I insert The Movies™

Cisken1
21 Sep 2007, 16:06
You get a BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I insert LOL

Metal Alex
21 Sep 2007, 16:21
You get a cup of sex.
I insert an OBJECTION.

Geckogirl
21 Sep 2007, 18:02
You get a "GUILTY"!
I insert a post card.

Cisken1
21 Sep 2007, 18:53
The machine wants to coppulate with you, you say no.
The machine is sad
I kick the machine

Alien King
21 Sep 2007, 21:48
The machine copulates with you.
I insert a pill into the machine.

poninja
21 Sep 2007, 22:25
the machine EXPLOTES and _Kilburn rapair it
insert a dinamite

ShadowLord
22 Sep 2007, 00:19
It explodes again,and _Kilburn refuses to fix it again,and instead knocks you on the noggin.
I put a guitarr on the wreckage.

Geckogirl
22 Sep 2007, 10:40
The wreckage builds itself back into a machine as it's shredding some lixx.
I insert a Tweety™ poster.

yauhui
22 Sep 2007, 14:13
The machine brings Tweety to real life, and says "Iye' twought iye' twaw a puddy t'at.."
I insert a charred remain of the machine which is apparently left behind.

Paul.Power
25 Sep 2007, 16:35
The machine says "Recursion error!" and gets eaten by another vending machine, which also says "Recursion error!". This vending machine gets eaten by another vending machine, and so on.
Where all these vending machines are being stored is a mystery to you, as they are all the same size.
Eventually, I manage to stop the loop by inserting a coin into a machine before it gets eaten. The recursion halts, but instead...

Dunkar
25 Sep 2007, 16:57
A load of scientific jargon appears including E=MC2, and then a black hole appears, sucking the vending machines, you, the Earth and eventually the whole universe and the supreme being into it, putting them into a parallel universe as an infinetely long piece of string.
There is no Vending Machine left, therefore no-one can put anything into it.
The End.:D

ShadowLord
25 Sep 2007, 19:37
I use UnKnown X as a new vending machine.
I put in a piece of bubble gum.

*Splinter*
25 Sep 2007, 20:00
I use UnKnown X as a new vending machine.
I put in a piece of bubble gum.
Unknown X punches you.
Hard.

Alien King
25 Sep 2007, 20:35
Unknown X punches you harder because you forgot to feed him.
I insert a leaking bottle of strong laxative into the UX Vending machine and stand back to watch.

Dunkar
25 Sep 2007, 20:50
Soon the machine leaks an unknown liquid but as soon as it surrounds you, you slowly melt into it and come out of the goop looking like the E4 logo, then pop a few seconds later.
I put in phantasmagoric matter.(Yes it is real)

Alien King
25 Sep 2007, 20:51
UX dies.
Fortunatly, a new and more conventional Vending Machine arrives.
I also rematerialise.
It is into this, I insert a bottle of vodka.

Dunkar
25 Sep 2007, 20:53
You get a bottle of WKD.
I insert some tic tacs.;)

Shockdude
25 Sep 2007, 22:35
the machine no longer has bad breath
i insert SPAM
:p

Metal Alex
26 Sep 2007, 00:50
You get a nice Being watched status.
I insert DINNER (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srDTscUCkwc).

pieman280
26 Sep 2007, 01:48
you get lunch
I insert Cortex command (http://www.datarealms.com/)

poninja
27 Sep 2007, 06:16
The machine gets revange and kill you all ppl
insert AK-47

yauhui
27 Sep 2007, 11:01
get osama bin laden
insert osama's beard

Dunkar
27 Sep 2007, 16:14
You get boogers.
I insert toe clippers.

Paul.Power
27 Sep 2007, 16:28
You get toenails. Whose is not specified.
I insert this random Rockstar North keyring I've had for ages and have no idea where it came from (I mean, I don't own any GTA games).

Metal Alex
27 Sep 2007, 16:36
You get the fact that as you never knew where it came from, you won't know where will it go.
I push Paul in while he is realizing it.

Paul.Power
27 Sep 2007, 18:26
I enter a world that makes just about zero sense. Fortunately, this rather suits me.
Finding the money box and opening it, I exsert a coin (if you follow me).

Metal Alex
27 Sep 2007, 18:49
You made it.
http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/550.jpg
I insert that jpg.

Cisken1
27 Sep 2007, 19:58
You get a neverending story that never ends and goes on forever.
I insert INSANITY!

Geckogirl
27 Sep 2007, 20:59
You get a cow bell.
I insert www.virtualpizz.biz

Cisken1
27 Sep 2007, 21:52
You get a wet Wii (oh the pun, oh the pun of it all!)
I insert my ass

Oft99
27 Sep 2007, 22:07
You get a wet Wii (oh the pun, oh the pun of it all!)
I insert my ass
You get a donkey.
I insert an ogre.

Cisken1
27 Sep 2007, 22:12
You get spewed on.
I insert a set of barbie dolls

Basti@n
28 Sep 2007, 01:15
You get this quote from Slick's sigworm:
He then wondered to a yard sale, and bought a trash bag of Barbie dolls. He used them to practice his pickup lines and "moves" on them.
I insert a dog poo bag. :eek:

poninja
28 Sep 2007, 02:18
I Die :-/ :(
insert a grapes

Geckogirl
28 Sep 2007, 12:32
you get a yoshi!
i insert a wooden flute.

Paul.Power
28 Sep 2007, 13:13
Still inside the machine, I get poked in the eye by a wooden flute.
"Have at you!" I yell, firing the flute back out at hypersonic speeds.

Geckogirl
28 Sep 2007, 14:56
Geckogirl 1337 HP is lost.
Geckogirl collapses.
You won a combat!
1337 EXP earned.
you found 1337 GP money.
Volvic Revive received!
A clone of me inserts the bottle o' Volvic Revive.

yauhui
28 Sep 2007, 15:10
The Volvic Revive turned out to be a cloning liquid, which made the machine (and Paul) clone into two.
i destroy one (pair of Paul and machine) and waits to see what happens next.

Metal Alex
29 Sep 2007, 03:08
Paul turns into a rat, and manages to make a bird nest inside the machine.
I insert some pidgeon eggs.

yauhui
29 Sep 2007, 06:46
they hatch and fly out to peck at you.
i insert the hatched pidgeons.

Paul.Power
29 Sep 2007, 10:15
"If I'm a rat, why did I make a bird's nest?" I ponder.
Fortunately, I am able to let the nest to the pigeons for a healthy monthly sum.
I reach outside of the machine, and insert one of the coins from my new-found wealth.

Cisken1
29 Sep 2007, 12:47
You get a box of delicious rat poison
I insert a dead paul... :p

Geckogirl
29 Sep 2007, 13:46
You get a "half-dead goat".
I insert Cillit Bang!

Cisken1
29 Sep 2007, 14:00
The machine is clean as a whistle! I mear SECONDS! BUY NOW!!!!
I insert Barry Scott

Metal Alex
29 Sep 2007, 14:18
Paul appears from the machine flying at a enormus speed, turned back as a worm, and learning something: don't mess with The Vending Machine Of Incredible Power.
I jump in.

Cisken1
29 Sep 2007, 14:27
you end up in SuperHappyFunWheeLand™ and die of happyness overdose
I insert SuperHappyFunWheeLand™

yauhui
29 Sep 2007, 14:51
The machine goes haywire and pulls you in.
I insert a puppy.

Geckogirl
30 Sep 2007, 14:49
The machine starts barking and licks your face.
I insert a box of Cheesy Poofs.

Shockdude
30 Sep 2007, 19:12
the machine burps
cisken inside the machine burps
i insert an ogre burp
:p

Dunkar
30 Sep 2007, 21:13
You get nerve gas that kills you instantly.
I insert your dead corpse.

yauhui
2 Oct 2007, 09:41
you smell a weird stench that makes you think that its a subliminal message by shockdude which says "die, dunkar!"
suddenly, a rotten arm reaches out for you through a hole on the machine.

Metal Alex
2 Oct 2007, 19:07
The universe starts to collapse itself, and to avoid it, I insert Snakes.

Oft99
2 Oct 2007, 21:38
The universe starts to collapse itself, and to avoid it, I insert Snakes.
You get an ARBOK!
I insert an Oyster Card.

Dunkar
2 Oct 2007, 21:53
A wild Cloyster Appeared!
I insert Pot Noodles:).

Metal Alex
4 Oct 2007, 15:43
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/morphcat-lol.jpg
I insert a grenade.

Dunkar
4 Oct 2007, 16:32
Your worm loses 43 health.
I insert Cillit Bang!

ShadowLord
4 Oct 2007, 17:46
You get this (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/cillitbang.html).
I insert a forum troll.

Oft99
4 Oct 2007, 18:23
You get this (http://www.funpic.hu/swf/cillitbang.html).
I insert a forum troll.
You get someone who wants your money and your babies.
I insert a GCSE maths revision book.

Alien King
4 Oct 2007, 19:26
You recieve my AS Level Core 1 and 2 Math Textbook.
Give it back you Thief!
I insert a pen.

Oft99
4 Oct 2007, 20:18
You recieve my AS Level Core 1 and 2 Math Textbook.
Give it back you Thief!
I insert a pen.
You get some lined paper.
I write my signature on that lined paper and then re-insert it.

Basti@n
4 Oct 2007, 20:34
You get your signature with lots of lines on it.
I insert my computer, and a "how-to-hack-computorz" book written by Cisken.

poninja
4 Oct 2007, 22:55
you get really bored
insert windows media player 11

Shockdude
5 Oct 2007, 00:05
the machine asks you to insert a cd or dvd
i insert an xbox game
:p

Metal Alex
5 Oct 2007, 00:18
Master chief comes out and says hi.
I hit the machine with a Falcon Punch.

pieman280
5 Oct 2007, 01:19
The machine breaks and has a falcon type of ghost
I repair the machine and insert the ghost that came out of it.

poninja
5 Oct 2007, 14:45
you got _Kilburn sigworm
insert a HHG

Geckogirl
5 Oct 2007, 19:51
You get a shrubbery! *dun dun DUUUUN*
I insert Tyrannosaurus Alan.

Metal Alex
6 Oct 2007, 00:33
You get VOLCANICITY!
I insert a fact.

Dunkar
6 Oct 2007, 07:47
You get an opinion.
I insert a calendar.

Geckogirl
6 Oct 2007, 12:21
The machine shoots a giant beam onto the moon, causing it to crash on your home.
I insert a Mega Buster.

Oft99
6 Oct 2007, 14:01
The machine shoots a giant beam onto the moon, causing it to crash on your home.
I insert a Mega Buster.
You get the Ghostbusters.
I insert Sonic the Hedgehog.

Dunkar
6 Oct 2007, 17:26
You get Tails(arggh!)
I insert a pikachu.

Basti@n
6 Oct 2007, 21:33
You get a pokeball.
I insert a PS3.

Dunkar
7 Oct 2007, 09:31
You get a PS1.
I insert a Wiimote.

Basti@n
7 Oct 2007, 23:16
You get a PS1.
I insert a Wiimote.
You get a N64 Controller.
I insert this video (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MMdLNNP51gE&mode=related&search=).

Dunkar
8 Oct 2007, 16:24
You go insane.
I insert this smilie :eek:.

Shockdude
8 Oct 2007, 22:01
the machine shapeshifts into that smilie
i insert a refrigerator into the smilie's gigantic mouth

Dunkar
9 Oct 2007, 16:24
It turns into a Fridge of Incredible Power!
I insert a pumpkin.

Basti@n
9 Oct 2007, 22:07
The machine turns into a horrible form that scares you (lol halloween).
I insert the same dog poo bag i inserted posts ago into the horrible-monster-machine thingy's mouth.

poninja
10 Oct 2007, 02:39
the machine stinks and kick you
insert a candy

Geckogirl
10 Oct 2007, 11:32
You get a big bowl of salad.
I insert an oversized ring...

Metal Alex
10 Oct 2007, 13:55
You get sonic in Brawl (http://www.smashbros.com/es/index.html), but apparently, in spanish.
I insert Dr. Robotnik.

Oft99
10 Oct 2007, 18:26
You get sonic in Brawl (http://www.smashbros.com/es/index.html), but apparently, in spanish.
I insert Dr. Robotnik.
You get THE WORLD!
I insert an emo.

Plasma
10 Oct 2007, 20:12
You get a duck!
I insert Chef Kirby.

Dunkar
10 Oct 2007, 20:50
You get King Dedede.
I insert booze.

poninja
10 Oct 2007, 23:42
you get mozila firefox
insert a IE 7

pieman280
10 Oct 2007, 23:55
you get a huge blue E that crushes you
I insert my sister

poninja
10 Oct 2007, 23:56
you get mustache
insert a little sister

yauhui
11 Oct 2007, 12:31
you get a hitler moustache
i insert a virgin brother

Geckogirl
11 Oct 2007, 17:10
You get a wig.
I insert a bottle o' fruit juice.

poninja
12 Oct 2007, 02:15
YOU GET WOW2 AND A PSP
insert a C-D

yauhui
12 Oct 2007, 04:40
your internet connection DCs.
i insert http://www.beedigital.net/blog/img/firefox2.jpg

Basti@n
12 Oct 2007, 21:54
You get http://jmz.iki.fi/images/blog/06/ie7.jpg
I insert this wallpaper (http://www.wikier.org/fotos/d/249-3/linux-in-mac.jpg).

poninja
12 Oct 2007, 22:13
you get mac
insert thomasp

pieman280
12 Oct 2007, 22:22
You get a green apple
I insert a PS3, Xbox360, and a wii.

poninja
12 Oct 2007, 22:25
you get nintendo company lucky!!!!
insert a PSP

Dunkar
13 Oct 2007, 08:09
You get a DS.
I insert all 493 pokemon.

Geckogirl
13 Oct 2007, 13:07
You get a "Congraturation!"
I insert an unusually colored egg.

Oft99
13 Oct 2007, 13:18
You get a "Congraturation!"
I insert an unusually colored egg.
You get an unusualy coloured omellette (<--spelt right?)
I insert a can of Pringles.

yauhui
13 Oct 2007, 14:04
You get potatoes flying at you.
I insert my 800dpi Vaio mouse.
omellette (<--spelt wrongly)
thats omelette btw.

Shockdude
13 Oct 2007, 14:56
you get an 800dpi computer monitor that you are now forced to use
i insert the core of the earth

yauhui
14 Oct 2007, 03:47
you get the core of the sun.
i insert a roasted shockdude.

Basti@n
14 Oct 2007, 04:34
You get a roasted yourself.
I insert Slick.

robowurmz
14 Oct 2007, 19:17
You get cake. But, unfortunately for you, it's a LIE.
I insert a Portal.

Geckogirl
15 Oct 2007, 09:51
You get an orange.
(What? Were you expecting a paradox?)
I insert materia.

Shockdude
15 Oct 2007, 22:25
i have no idea what that is, and so i guess we have another paradox, and a new machine needs to be created
i insert the new machine into the paradoxroasted shockdudeis there any way to tell if i'm already roasted or not?
:p

poninja
16 Oct 2007, 00:28
the machine get 1up +
and you get vanilla
insert chocolate

pieman280
16 Oct 2007, 01:15
You get a BIRTHDAY CAKE!:D
I Insert poninja's thumb

poninja
16 Oct 2007, 01:25
you get ME!!!! :mad:
insert Basti@n

pieman280
16 Oct 2007, 01:35
you get an army of mini basti@ns
I insert mars

poninja
16 Oct 2007, 01:40
you get sun hahah burn!!!!!
insert earth

pieman280
16 Oct 2007, 01:43
You get Hell who's burning now
I insert a pie.... no wait not JUST ANY PIE.... apple Pie!

poninja
16 Oct 2007, 01:51
You get Hell who's burning now
I insert a pie.... no wait not JUST ANY PIE.... apple Pie!
=( EVIL
you get radiactive pie (i spell that good?)
insert **** poop

Metal Alex
16 Oct 2007, 02:03
You get mama luigi.
I insert a worm (T17 forums, and nobody used a worm here yet? I'm disapointed :()

poninja
16 Oct 2007, 02:05
you get Worms 5 when its going to ralise
insert Private Mesages

yauhui
16 Oct 2007, 06:29
you get public harassment
insert Mickey Mouse

Geckogirl
16 Oct 2007, 13:17
You get a keyblade.
I insert a comically misshapen carrot.
i have no idea what that is
OMG, haven't you ever heard of Final Fantasy 7???

poninja
17 Oct 2007, 00:21
you get salad
insert power tomato that is it on SSB

Dunkar
17 Oct 2007, 17:05
You heal 50% of your damage.
I insert Superspicy Curry!

Kelster23
17 Oct 2007, 17:18
You get Tim Hortons Chili!
I insert a Shoelace.

Metal Alex
17 Oct 2007, 18:34
You get a hanged man. It smells.
I insert the corpse's shoelaces.

Kelster23
18 Oct 2007, 23:19
You get a Corpse's shoe.
I insert a Boston Cream Donut.

Plainplane
19 Oct 2007, 01:20
You get a Miami Cream Donut.
I insert my dead computer.
Plainplane :)

poninja
19 Oct 2007, 01:44
You get a Miami Cream Donut.
I insert my dead computer.
Plainplane :)
you get a zombie
insert a gun

Plainplane
19 Oct 2007, 21:10
A bullet shoots out. It misses you by 1 millimeter.
I insert my copy of Worms World Party.
Plainplane :)

Oft99
19 Oct 2007, 21:14
A bullet shoots out. It misses you by 1 millimeter.
I insert my copy of Worms World Party.
Plainplane :)
You get a "cash cow".
I insert an aqua sheep.

Geckogirl
19 Oct 2007, 21:34
You get a horde of cloned sheeps!
I insert a pair of boxing gloves.

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