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worMatty
29 Apr 2008, 00:26
Have it service repaired/replaced under warranty ASAP.

Paul.Power
29 Apr 2008, 22:28
So I was in Mum's library today, and Colin Charvis came in.
Although I could probably count on my fingers how many of you guys know who Colin Charvis is, but there y'go.
(I didn't tell him that I actually supported England, though :p)

Squirminator2k
29 Apr 2008, 22:32
I saw Ben Affleck on the way into work.
I'm not boasting. In fact I should probably post this in Negative Events.

thomasp
29 Apr 2008, 22:35
I've seen Freddie Flintoff and the England cricket squad in passing. And no, it wasn't at a cricket match :p

Akuryou13
29 Apr 2008, 23:15
I saw Ben Affleck on the way into work.
I'm not boasting. In fact I should probably post this in Negative Events.how on earth did you know? he has such a generic "pretty boy" face that it's almost painful.

Squirminator2k
29 Apr 2008, 23:21
You forget where I work. I see a lot of Celebrities. And Ben Affleck.

Akuryou13
29 Apr 2008, 23:34
You forget where I work. I see a lot of Celebrities. And Ben Affleck.well yes, but either way. his face is so unbearably generic it'd be hard to tell who he was unless there was some overly obsessed fan girl screaming his name

Paul.Power
29 Apr 2008, 23:36
It's a lot easier to tell who Colin Charvis is (if you already know what he looks like, anyway).
And probably more unlikely to see him in Clydach Library than Ben Affleck at Disney.

BetongÅsna
29 Apr 2008, 23:38
Ben Affleck? Isn't he Matt Damon?

bonz
30 Apr 2008, 21:52
So I was in Mum's library today, and Colin Charvis came in.
Football players can read?

Paul.Power
30 Apr 2008, 23:09
Oh all right - former Wales Number 8 in Rugby Union.

SupSuper
1 May 2008, 05:46
Why have I only now found this awesome game? :eek:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y237/supsuper/velociraptor.png

Pigbuster
1 May 2008, 06:59
Why have I only now found this awesome game?
Because none of you ever pay attention to my posts. :mad:

Akuryou13
1 May 2008, 14:15
BEST. COMIC. EVAR!!!!
http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0144.gif
edit: apparently not :p

SupSuper
1 May 2008, 14:46
Because of a meme?

Akuryou13
1 May 2008, 15:04
Because of a meme?perhaps it was more hilarious because of the actual character than I realized? :confused:

BetongÅsna
1 May 2008, 16:49
Without knowing the background of that comic, it really is tremendously ordinary.

Akuryou13
2 May 2008, 01:10
Without knowing the background of that comic, it really is tremendously ordinary.ok. took the img tags off to make it less of a big deal then :p
but anyway, what's with today's thread title? did heroes start up again?

MonkeyforaHead
2 May 2008, 04:23
I'd never heard of the theremin before, but now I am tremendously intrigued (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6bSRcRAhnc&NR=1).

Squirminator2k
2 May 2008, 05:53
Check out [this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkiBn5ReRsw)] to see Bill Bailey playing the Theremin (they start talking about the Theremin about the 5:20 mark, but the stuff beforehand is very funny).

bonz
2 May 2008, 11:10
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3831/orffec0.png
Orff (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Orff)?

Akuryou13
2 May 2008, 14:13
I'd never heard of the theremin before, but now I am tremendously intrigued (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6bSRcRAhnc&NR=1).never heard of that either. that is just freaky.
love this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJYho56INKU&feature=related

Blinx
3 May 2008, 00:08
Hello.
I haven't been around for a while. :/

AndrewTaylor
3 May 2008, 13:07
I'd never heard of the theremin before, but now I am tremendously intrigued (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6bSRcRAhnc&NR=1).
I've seen Elvis Costello play one. Also Bill Bailey and Jonathan Ross, but that was on TV.
The Costello gig was strange and excellent. There was this little aerial sticking out of a keyboard and we were saying to each other "that cannot be a theremin". The idea of Elivs Costello using a theremin was just strange to me, but then he did.
It went on for hours, and sometimes there was no microphone. Also he spent a long time singing mostly to a good-looking girl off to one side.

Squirminator2k
3 May 2008, 18:55
Hello.
I haven't been around for a while. :/
'Allo !

Xinos
5 May 2008, 23:29
I just installed a 20-some Helvetica fonts. Now I can make awesome posters! :cool:

worMatty
6 May 2008, 02:08
Eh?
.......................

Akuryou13
6 May 2008, 09:59
DAMN IT ANDREW! the thread title threw me off once again!

Melon
7 May 2008, 17:42
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=36215
I so want to add "You get invited to Open Discussion" to this thread, but that's probably a bad idea.
Also, what does FAO in the current thread title mean?

Paul.Power
7 May 2008, 18:05
For the Attention Of?
How about "You start vehemently denying rumours of a secret forum"? :p

FutureWorm
8 May 2008, 19:25
fao schwartz

Akuryou13
9 May 2008, 02:25
WOW! I just recieved the most disturbing e-mail I've ever seen before!
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY
U.S.
PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING
SPEECH?
'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the
Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to
spend any more money on this war, our mission in
Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete
removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to
begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
names of countries which h ave stood by our side during the
Iraq conflict. This list is short . The
United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list
contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on
that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later
this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money
saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi war.. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM
SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into
third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
corruption.
Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
France .
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at
home On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will
hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try
France or maybe China .
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO
as well. Bonne chance, mezamies.
I have instructed the Mayor of
New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in
Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those
vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever
treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets.
Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New
York
A special note to our neighbors.
Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each
other, you folks might want to try not ****ing us off for a
change.
Mexico
is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an
attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry
divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border
security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting
now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll
be drilling for oil in Alaska- which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to
come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to
List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will
accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn
tootin.'
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about
everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in
America It is time to eliminate homelessness in
America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We
owe you and we won't forget.
To
the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak
Arabic.
God bless America
... Thank you and good night.' the level of short-sighted stupidity inherent in this e-mail is really rather frightening. the fact that it's making rounds enough to reach me is much moreso.

FutureWorm
9 May 2008, 03:15
WOW! I just recieved the most disturbing e-mail I've ever seen before!
the level of short-sighted stupidity inherent in this e-mail is really rather frightening. the fact that it's making rounds enough to reach me is much moreso.
i'm pretty sure this is a joke

Pickleworm
9 May 2008, 03:36
i'm pretty sure this is a joke
are you sure
i mean there ARE really stupid people out there and this IS one of those re: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: re: fwd: email deals
i'm not saying it's definitely true but at least someone out there agrees with it

Akuryou13
9 May 2008, 03:48
i'm pretty sure this is a jokeno no. I left out the chain letter part that said something along the lines of "let's forward this to as many people as we can to see if we can make a difference" or something like that....

FutureWorm
9 May 2008, 15:21
no no. I left out the chain letter part that said something along the lines of "let's forward this to as many people as we can to see if we can make a difference" or something like that....
probably a ron paul supporter then

worMatty
9 May 2008, 23:00
I hope people are forwarding it to show there are some right t.ossers out there.

Xinos
10 May 2008, 01:42
I hope people are forwarding it to show there are some right t.ossers out there.
That just makes you as bad as them. Never ever ever forward a chain message. Ever.

SupSuper
10 May 2008, 03:55
If you forward this post to 10 of your friends, AOL and Microsoft will send $10 for every friend you don't have to save the poor victim of some horrible degenerate disease who will thank you by fullfilling your life's greatest desires while you win the irish lottery with that wet and horny girl live on cam that doesn't care that you need CIAGRA and bought Adobe Photoshop for $10 exclusive all thanks to Mars passing remarkably close to Earth on 27 August.
If you don't, in ten days your true love will kick you in the balls as a creepy girl stares at you from behind (DON'T LOOK) and might cut off your head while you're asleep right before a truck runs you over and your favorite pet dies.

Pigbuster
10 May 2008, 06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mI808JK6-Q
This looks so incredibly stupid.

FutureWorm
10 May 2008, 17:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mI808JK6-Q
This looks so incredibly stupid.
that is one of the worst-looking movies i have seen in a very long time
this, on the other hand, is fantastic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEbWo3Cxlnw&feature=related

bonz
10 May 2008, 21:55
that is one of the worst-looking movies i have seen in a very long time
Nah, that Garfield life-action/animation movie and its sequel are not that old. :p

Squirminator2k
10 May 2008, 22:22
I can only apologise.

worMatty
10 May 2008, 23:13
Don't knock it 'til you watch it. I thought Happy feet looked and sounded **** until I watched it. Good film!
Hmm, I've yet to see a film with talking animals where the voices and mannerisms of the animals felt right. Babe wasn't that bad, mind ewe.

FutureWorm
11 May 2008, 02:16
Don't knock it 'til you watch it. I thought Happy feet looked and sounded **** until I watched it. Good film!
Hmm, I've yet to see a film with talking animals where the voices and mannerisms of the animals felt right. Babe wasn't that bad, mind ewe.
babe was fantastic

SupSuper
11 May 2008, 04:54
Babe 2, on the other hand...

bloopy
11 May 2008, 11:35
Babe 2 had a sort of morbid lost-in-the-city depression to it, which I kinda enjoyed.

MtlAngelus
14 May 2008, 18:50
http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=851#MarioMusic
That video is AWESOME.
Also, regarding weather, it's freaking hot over here. D:
All my kisses chocolates are melted. D:

BetongÅsna
15 May 2008, 00:00
It's been very hot up here, too. Cooled down the past few days, though, which is good for exam purposes.

MtlAngelus
15 May 2008, 04:37
So I went to pick up the last payment check thing (I know it has a name, y'know how companies are supposed to give you an extra amount of money after you quit or get fired?) from my previous job, and there was this Particularly Obnoxious ***** that was also supposed to get a last payment check thing and apparently was supposed to receive this a month ago, and she takes things Way Too Seriously that she is now going to sue them, because, and I quote "now a child has gone blind as a direct consequence of this situation" (Apparently she is involved in some association that works to bring care to children, and apparently it was Very Important that she was at another place today because otherwise this kid wouldn't be authorized an eye surgery and she couldn't be there because she had to come get her check, because obviously this was so much more important than anything else) and also because she has been deeply offended after she was told by one of the employees there that she is not too smart. And also because in a previous occasion they had security take her out because she was refusing to leave. So basically she wouldn't let the girl handling the payments do her work until she attended her first, because Justice had to be done! And not only was she expecting her to hand her the check (which she agreed to do) she was also expecting her to listen to all her ramblings about how they weren't doing their work right, and how they weren't doing their work right, and how a kid is now blind, and how they weren't doing their work right, and how she was going to sue them, and how they weren't doing their work right, and... well this goes on forever. The problem here is that she hadn't signed her resignation yet, they require you to sign this document about how the company doesn't owe you anything anymore, how you willingly chose to quit the job, etc etc, and she was refusing to sign this.
So a simple thing as me going, signing check as received and getting out took about an hour and a half because this HUGE INJUSTICE HAD TO BE SOLVED FIRST.
ALL HAIL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!

bonz
15 May 2008, 10:20
So I went to pick up the last payment check thing (I know it has a name, y'know how companies are supposed to give you an extra amount of money after you quit or get fired?) from my previous job, and there was this Particularly Obnoxious ***** that was also supposed to get a last payment check thing and apparently was supposed to receive this a month ago, and she takes things Way Too Seriously that she is now going to sue them, because, and I quote "now a child has gone blind as a direct consequence of this situation" (Apparently she is involved in some association that works to bring care to children, and apparently it was Very Important that she was at another place today because otherwise this kid wouldn't be authorized an eye surgery and she couldn't be there because she had to come get her check, because obviously this was so much more important than anything else) and also because she has been deeply offended after she was told by one of the employees there that she is not too smart. And also because in a previous occasion they had security take her out because she was refusing to leave. So basically she wouldn't let the girl handling the payments do her work until she attended her first, because Justice had to be done! And not only was she expecting her to hand her the check (which she agreed to do) she was also expecting her to listen to all her ramblings about how they weren't doing their work right, and how they weren't doing their work right, and how a kid is now blind, and how they weren't doing their work right, and how she was going to sue them, and how they weren't doing their work right, and... well this goes on forever. The problem here is that she hadn't signed her resignation yet, they require you to sign this document about how the company doesn't owe you anything anymore, how you willingly chose to quit the job, etc etc, and she was refusing to sign this.
So a simple thing as me going, signing check as received and getting out took about an hour and a half because this HUGE INJUSTICE HAD TO BE SOLVED FIRST.
ALL HAIL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!
I hope that the poor, poor, blind child is now going to sue her.

Akuryou13
15 May 2008, 14:04
I seriously cannot imagine a situation in which one single person from one single company not being present at an event would cause a child to go blind much less a situation in which the person in question would not show up to said event....
I love people

MtlAngelus
15 May 2008, 19:42
Obviously the woman wanted to make herself seem like the white knight up on her high horse and all she managed was to make herself look stupid.

SupSuper
16 May 2008, 00:04
http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=851#MarioMusic
That video is AWESOME.
Also, regarding weather, it's freaking hot over here. D:
All my kisses chocolates are melted. D:That video isn't just awesome, it's AWESORIFIC.
Also this (http://www.vimeo.com/993998).

MtlAngelus
16 May 2008, 01:18
Woah. That's quite impressive.

Paul.Power
16 May 2008, 09:45
http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=851#MarioMusic
That video is AWESOME.
Also, regarding weather, it's freaking hot over here. D:
All my kisses chocolates are melted. D:
2 minutes in: "Hey, this is pretty neat"
5 minutes in: "Wait... how long does it go on for?"
7 minutes in: "As awesome as this is, I want my breakfast"
10 minutes in: "Aaahagagh"
Still, great stuff. Must've been a tremendous effort for the creators.

Xinos
16 May 2008, 13:30
dirty thunderstorm (http://www.upinewspictures.com/Search/SearchResults.aspx?sm=Basic&All=chaiten&x=0&y=0) is awesome

Pickleworm
17 May 2008, 04:54
That video isn't just awesome, it's AWESORIFIC.
Also this (http://www.vimeo.com/993998).
it really annoys me how he paints over the other graffiti though

MrBunsy
17 May 2008, 08:46
None the stuff before it was any good though.

Pigbuster
19 May 2008, 04:36
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Bu ffalo_buffalo)

Paul.Power
19 May 2008, 08:57
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_h ad_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher)
And I thought "The space between Fox and and and and and Hound is different" was impressive.

AndrewTaylor
19 May 2008, 22:51
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Bu ffalo_buffalo)
I've long considered that this could be used to great effect on Just A Minute if the subject was Buffalo.
(Though I would buzz for deviation for discussing bison.)

Xinos
25 May 2008, 20:38
Happy Towel Day everybody!

KRD
25 May 2008, 20:46
I had to be reminded a couple days ago.
But we've more than made up for it in the IRC channel by using wet towels instead of the usual trouts to slap each other with. I also wore one over my shoulder during our dinner at a restaurant, but it might have been too small for anyone to notice. :rolleyes:

AndrewTaylor
25 May 2008, 20:52
I had to be reminded a couple days ago.
But we've more than made up for it in the IRC channel by using wet towels instead of the usual trouts to slap each other with. I also wore one over my shoulder during our dinner at a restaurant, but it might have been too small for anyone to notice. :rolleyes:
Or thought you were a waiter.

SupSuper
25 May 2008, 23:02
Or a bathroom boy.

KRD
25 May 2008, 23:23
The towel wasn't white! I dread to think of restaurants where the waiters, or bathroom boys for that matter, wear red, and I most certainly wouldn't dine in one.
Oh wait, we're bashing gay people in the other long-titled thread...

AndrewTaylor
26 May 2008, 11:19
But it was wet?

SupSuper
26 May 2008, 22:38
It's amazing just how many things can make a beta browser crash:
Lots of stability fixes:
crash on digg.com
crash with master password
crash on google maps
crash on a rather common javascript function...
crash when printing
crash when reloading a page...

Pigbuster
28 May 2008, 09:20
http://www.superdickery.com/
The Superdickery site has been updated.
I have issues with the claustrophobic layout, but there's an RSS feed now, which is nice.

worMatty
28 May 2008, 14:34
What do you mean by claustrophobic?

Pigbuster
28 May 2008, 21:04
I feel like the ads are intruding on the text space.
If the ad on the right had a skyscraper format instead of a box format, it would be better, methinks.

AndrewTaylor
30 May 2008, 18:30
I feel like the ads are intruding on the text space.
If the ad on the right had a skyscraper format instead of a box format, it would be better, methinks.
I don't care what shape the ads are: one of them played sound at me so I'm never going there again.

bonz
30 May 2008, 19:24
Huh? What ads? :-/
Oh! They're all Adblock Plus (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865)'ed... :rolleyes:

SupSuper
30 May 2008, 21:33
It still looks incredibly tiny without ads though, which just shows bad design.
Though it's still miles better than the old design, so yay and all that.

AndrewTaylor
30 May 2008, 21:54
Huh? What ads? :-/
Oh! They're all Adblock Plus (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865)'ed... :rolleyes:
I find just never visiting those websites is much more efficient.

MrBunsy
30 May 2008, 22:51
What happened to the portal thread?

thomasp
30 May 2008, 23:05
Shadowmoon posted a rather ironic post complaining about stuff that was in Online Orgy and not related to Team17.
If there's enough call for it, I'll resurrect it.

SupSuper
31 May 2008, 00:29
http://www.superdickery.com/
The Superdickery site has been updated.
I have issues with the claustrophobic layout, but there's an RSS feed now, which is nice.I feel this must be shared:
http://superdickery.com/images/stories/monkeys/exploding.jpg

worMatty
31 May 2008, 00:48
What the ****?

Akuryou13
31 May 2008, 14:33
What the ****?what he said.

FutureWorm
31 May 2008, 19:33
Shadowmoon posted a rather ironic post complaining about stuff that was in Online Orgy and not related to Team17.
If there's enough call for it, I'll resurrect it.
go for it

Squirminator2k
1 Jun 2008, 06:44
Yes. DO it.

thomasp
1 Jun 2008, 08:20
I already did it :p

MrBunsy
1 Jun 2008, 15:31
Yey .

Xinos
1 Jun 2008, 22:28
Yeah! He did it!

Pickleworm
2 Jun 2008, 00:01
He did it?
edit: check out this cool guy i got today :)
http://matt.gelatinous.net/img/cooldude.jpg

MtlAngelus
2 Jun 2008, 03:06
Some apparently random person(because I have no clue of who he is) sent me an invitation to hi5, which I assumed was just spam and ignored it. Then I got another invitation from the same person. Seeing as that person was now sporting a picture of himself(and what appears to be his girlfriend) and also sports about a couple dozen other people as friends and leaving corny comments on his profile, I realized this is an actual person rather than just spam. But I still have no freaking clue who he is. I'm quite certain I have never ever seen him. Ever.
:confused:

Akuryou13
2 Jun 2008, 03:11
what's hi5? :confused:

MtlAngelus
2 Jun 2008, 03:16
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five
*high fives wikipedia*
:cool:
... :p
I don't know, something like Facebook, etc. Socializing websites.

Akuryou13
2 Jun 2008, 03:41
oh ok.
smart ass :p

Zero72
2 Jun 2008, 06:38
edit: check out this cool guy i got today :)
o_______________O

worMatty
2 Jun 2008, 22:39
What's that for?

Pickleworm
3 Jun 2008, 00:00
Preventing conception and transmission of HIV :)

bonz
3 Jun 2008, 00:07
Preventing conception and transmission of HIV :)
That must be a mascot figurine made of that slowly expanding foam though.
No way that this is a real condom.
Except maybe if it's a finger stall for G-spot stimulation with that waving hand...

Pickleworm
3 Jun 2008, 00:17
Haha, it isn't. I got it at an AIDS walk I went to. I gave it to one of my teachers and he put it on a shelf he has for toys like that. It seems right at home next to a Freud action figure, and I didn't know what I could have done with it. At least this way a lot more people get to enjoy Jimmy (its name is Jimmy according to the back :))

Squirminator2k
3 Jun 2008, 00:20
"Jimmy the Johnny" sounds like Scottish slang. Or the brief outline of a plan to vandalize a toilet.

Akuryou13
3 Jun 2008, 03:38
Except maybe if it's a finger stall for G-spot stimulation with that waving hand...that would be a ridiculously awkward shape even for that. and the thing is way too short. you'd lose it in there :p

Akuryou13
3 Jun 2008, 03:41
http://kuvaton.com/b****/audi-sand.jpg
ok. the link is being censored. the stars are meant to be sh*t

Squirminator2k
3 Jun 2008, 04:01
An old co-worker of mine actually sent me the link for the forum thread itself, which still exists and is still going strong.

SupSuper
3 Jun 2008, 20:09
Reminds me of the thread asking how to get cum off a graphics card.

worMatty
3 Jun 2008, 20:31
LOL Nathan. Eww, Dan :confused:

AndrewTaylor
4 Jun 2008, 00:29
Reminds me of the thread asking how to get cum off a graphics card.
I know there's no answer that would be better than ignorance, but still, how does that happen?

SupSuper
4 Jun 2008, 01:07
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=43298
Hi,
Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the *****.
Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?This is quickly followed by pages of laughter, speculation, puns and one-liners.

Pigbuster
4 Jun 2008, 04:03
I'm a little late here, but props to Aku for the ballsy OD reference in your comic. :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=652878&postcount=390

Zero72
4 Jun 2008, 06:40
Very ballsy indeed. Maybe a bit too ballsy. :p
Ah well, doubt it matters.

Akuryou13
4 Jun 2008, 08:39
I'm a little late here, but props to Aku for the ballsy OD reference in your comic. :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=652878&postcount=390I actually intend to continue on with it making a joke of all the conspiracy theories and theorists on the forums. that should keep the speculation down. :p it's something I would have done before so it won't be out of place. that door, in fact, is the entire point of the comic's plot. I intend to have them look at it while super_frea shows zipp around and eventually the whole thing leads to a war between the pompous wind-bags that are us seniors (me and andrew mostly excluded, and I'm not sure where I'm placing you, PB) and the new guys. the whole thing is a joke against the elitism and idiocy that counter-balance this whole forum, making it an idiot den. :p

FutureWorm
4 Jun 2008, 16:35
I actually intend to continue on with it making a joke of all the conspiracy theories and theorists on the forums. that should keep the speculation down. :p it's something I would have done before so it won't be out of place. that door, in fact, is the entire point of the comic's plot. I intend to have them look at it while super_frea shows zipp around and eventually the whole thing leads to a war between the pompous wind-bags that are us seniors (me and andrew mostly excluded, and I'm not sure where I'm placing you, PB) and the new guys. the whole thing is a joke against the elitism and idiocy that counter-balance this whole forum, making it an idiot den. :p
make me be the most elitist of all the elitists
i'm basically barack obama

Akuryou13
4 Jun 2008, 17:00
make me be the most elitist of all the elitists
i'm basically barack obamaoh trust me. I've got a perfect place in the comic for both you and pikkul. you pretty much will be the most elitist in a way.

MtlAngelus
4 Jun 2008, 20:24
Oh oh! ME TOO!
Throw me in a black suit, dark glasses MIB style with a very suspicious behavior and constantly threatening bystanders and making up ridiculous explanations. :cool:

Akuryou13
5 Jun 2008, 01:29
Oh oh! ME TOO!
Throw me in a black suit, dark glasses MIB style with a very suspicious behavior and constantly threatening bystanders and making up ridiculous explanations. :cool:no, no. you've already got your spot as ring leader.

Pickleworm
5 Jun 2008, 02:18
oh trust me. I've got a perfect place in the comic for both you and pikkul. you pretty much will be the most elitist in a way.
:cool: I love bein' in comics
Will give the comic the highest rating when it comes out.

bonz
5 Jun 2008, 02:38
I want to be in the comic too.
Rowing by with the Galleon of Beer.
Or babbling something about lasers.

Zero72
5 Jun 2008, 06:24
Am I correct in assuming that I'm pretty much already pencilled in as a particularly elitist elitist? :p

Akuryou13
5 Jun 2008, 14:40
Am I correct in assuming that I'm pretty much already pencilled in as a particularly elitist elitist? :pwell there's planned to be at least one fight scene, so you've pretty much GOT to be in it somewhere :p not sure where you'll fit in.

thomasp
5 Jun 2008, 15:08
I actually intend to continue on with it making a joke of all the conspiracy theories and theorists on the forums. that should keep the speculation down. :p it's something I would have done before so it won't be out of place. that door, in fact, is the entire point of the comic's plot. I intend to have them look at it while super_frea shows zipp around and eventually the whole thing leads to a war between the pompous wind-bags that are us seniors (me and andrew mostly excluded, and I'm not sure where I'm placing you, PB) and the new guys. the whole thing is a joke against the elitism and idiocy that counter-balance this whole forum, making it an idiot den. :p
I'm surprised nobody's questioned the boarded up door...
Also, when everything kicks off can I come in and fire a huge weapon into the air in an attempt to calm things down while screaming "STOP THE SPAM" - maybe write on the side of the gun "Infraction Cannon". And ideally end with Shadowmoon getting banned :p

philby4000
5 Jun 2008, 15:10
I had an idea for a comic similar to this, but more focused on the horrible caricatures of OD members' antics. I didn't draw it because a) I was afraid people would think I was trying to make a point (rather than just drawing a stupid comic) and b) I couldn't be bothered.:p
Your comic sounds pretty neat, I can't wait to see how this turns out.

Alien King
5 Jun 2008, 15:23
Also, when everything kicks off can I come in and fire a huge weapon into the air in an attempt to calm things down while screaming "STOP THE SPAM" - maybe write on the side of the gun "Infraction Cannon". And ideally end with Shadowmoon getting banned :p
Do it!

Akuryou13
5 Jun 2008, 16:23
I'm surprised nobody's questioned the boarded up door...
Also, when everything kicks off can I come in and fire a huge weapon into the air in an attempt to calm things down while screaming "STOP THE SPAM" - maybe write on the side of the gun "Infraction Cannon". And ideally end with Shadowmoon getting banned :poh god....the infraction cannon is an amazing idea! I plan to have you do something somewhat similar to what you described, but the infraction cannon should actually show up in the next comic or the one after that. haven't decided how I'm going to format the conversion from introduction to the characters over to the actual plot line. I've got a basic idea but I'll have to figure out the specifics.

bonz
5 Jun 2008, 21:49
The infraction cannon somehow reminds me of Homer Simpson's make-up shotgun. :)

Alien King
5 Jun 2008, 22:45
The infraction cannon somehow reminds me of Homer Simpson's make-up shotgun. :)
One of the most interesting of inventions.
After the toilet armchair that is.

Squirminator2k
5 Jun 2008, 22:46
I quite liked the Electric Hammer and the Doesn't Fall Over Chair.

Alien King
5 Jun 2008, 22:47
Doesn't Fall Over Chair.
Ah yes. Alas however, it was not invented by Homer.

thomasp
5 Jun 2008, 23:03
The infraction cannon somehow reminds me of Homer Simpson's make-up shotgun. :)
It wasn't specifically modelled on that - more just whenever someone in a movie/whatever wants to get the attraction of a large crowd they discharge a firearm into the air.

MtlAngelus
7 Jun 2008, 00:12
Posting from my sisters new iPod touch :cool:
She got it thanks to me. :cool:

worMatty
7 Jun 2008, 00:13
Whoopee doo.

MtlAngelus
7 Jun 2008, 00:34
Back on my Mac.
Anyway, I devised a plan to get it for myself a few days ago. Since my sister wanted an i-Pod, I tought "Hey, I'll get a touch and give her the one I have!". But of course, the Touch is expensive(32 GB model). So I tought "Hey, maybe I can get someone else to cover part of that cost". So I started manipulating my aunt. >:3 My sister believes they (my aunts) have more of a preference for us (me and my brother) than her, since we tend to get more expensive gifts from them. The thing is, when my sister is asked what she would like for a present, she tends to only ask for not expensive, stuff she actually needs, because she doesn't want to ask for much. Me and my brother don't care if we're receiving too much, we aim high. We are scum. :cool:
So I reminded my aunt that my sister only got a backpack on her birthday on january, and that she probably deserves a better present considering what me and my brother usually get. So I told her I could get an iPod Touch for myself and give my sister my iPod if she helped me with part of the cost of the Touch. She was ok with the idea, so we had the guy that got me the Wii from the US to get us an iPod Touch.
However, I didn't get away with it, since my sister ended up choosing to keep the Touch instead. :p
I wasn't counting on that since my sister had told me before that she hated the idea of a touch screen and preferred an iPod Classic. :P
Oh well, it still works for me since I get to test it whenever she lets me burrow it and it actually ended up not costing me a bit. Hoho.
:p

Zero72
7 Jun 2008, 06:28
I think I'm going to attempt yet another Soldat mod, this one using entirely original futuristic weapons that I've been slowly inventing over the past while. It'll probably suck, and I don't know where I'll get sound effects, but I'll probably give it a shot just for the sake of trying.
Modding Soldat can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. I wonder why I keep wanting to do it.

Akuryou13
8 Jun 2008, 16:04
hehe! well apparently my comic isn't causing any suspicion at all. so much so that they're suggesting we made an OD :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=654716&postcount=1088

FutureWorm
8 Jun 2008, 17:54
hehe! well apparently my comic isn't causing any suspicion at all. so much so that they're suggesting we made an OD :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=654716&postcount=1088
i enjoy posting in that thread

bloopy
11 Jun 2008, 01:57
I laughed.

SupSuper
11 Jun 2008, 13:28
I didn't.

Akuryou13
11 Jun 2008, 14:35
I didn't.that disturbs me more than I can say.....
what's that from?

SupSuper
11 Jun 2008, 14:39
From Rapidshare, same as Bloopy's. (only he's a premium user and I'm not :p)

MrBunsy
11 Jun 2008, 19:05
I couldn't manage to do that when I had one like it, all the squiggles were far too small to tell what was meant to be a cat.

bloopy
11 Jun 2008, 23:13
From Rapidshare, same as Bloopy's. (only he's a premium user and I'm not :p)
Are you implying that RapidShare punish their premium users with ridiculous mathematical CAPTCHAs? The sentence from their site is "No Premium User..."
I was merely serving a dish of copy pasta by the way.

FutureWorm
12 Jun 2008, 02:34
i was hoping that maybe it was actually part of rapidshare because it would be awesome - every time they'd just serve up a captcha that you didn't have to solve

Pigbuster
12 Jun 2008, 06:14
i was hoping that maybe it was actually part of rapidshare because it would be awesome - every time they'd just serve up a captcha that you didn't have to solve
Damn, I was thinking that too, and now I'm disappointed.

bloopy
12 Jun 2008, 10:15
serve up a captcha that you didn't have to solve
Reminds me of the opposite scenario, serving up a captcha where the user doesn't solve it because they didn't know they were supposed to: http://laene.nl/fb/forum/viewtopic.php?t=771&start=150#17372 :D

SupSuper
12 Jun 2008, 14:56
OPERA 9.5 IS OUT *****ES, WOOP WOOP WOOP (http://www.opera.com/)

Akuryou13
12 Jun 2008, 15:24
thanks for that, sup. I wouldn't have realized otherwise.

MrBunsy
12 Jun 2008, 16:46
OPERA 9.5 IS OUT *****ES, WOOP WOOP WOOP (http://www.opera.com/)
Woot, it no longer breaks the canvas. My hatred for Opera is starting to ebb.

FutureWorm
12 Jun 2008, 20:23
OPERA 9.5 IS OUT *****ES, WOOP WOOP WOOP (http://www.opera.com/)
newsflash: nobody gives a ****

Pigbuster
12 Jun 2008, 21:24
Recently, a friend of ours, Simon, moved to Over, just North of Cambridge, UK. He was moving to a lovely property, with a nice garden and a pond.
Simon wasn’t so keen on the pond though. It’s not very child friendly, and with two young ones running around the garden, he thought it would be safer to get rid of it.
A few buckets and hours of sweating later, Simon lifted the pond lining to discover a laminated piece of paper sitting at the bottom of the gaping hole that once was the previous owner’s pond.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2179/2536237662_a6fe22700e.jpg
Whoever created this, come forward. You’re weird and you’re funny. And you’re creeping the hell out of us!
For those who don’t want to read the image, here’s the full text. I waited for someone else to type it up, since I couldn’t be bothered - I think they call that crowdsourcing?
10th July 2003
To whom it may concern:
If you are reading this then I can only assume that you have removed the pond under which this note was buried.
Of course, as I am not around at the moment, I am not in a position to comment on why you may have chosen to remove the pond and, it is fair to say, that there could be any number of reasons for doing so. I will not try to list those potential reasons right now but there could be quite a lot of them. One of the more bizarre reasons could be that the removal of the pond was the direct result of a bite on the ankle from a Wildebeest, but I shall not speculate.
Anyways, I would like you to be aware that the digging of this pond and it’s subsequent filling with water and stocking with fish and aquatic plants took a considerable amount of personal effort. It’s not just the digging of the hole you know (although clearly that is a major part), but also the consideration that had to be given to the sitting of the pond, its shape and size, its location close to a convenient electrical supply, etc etc etc.
I have to admit that I am a bit miffed about all this. You have just destroyed (yes, I know its a strong word to use but there are principles involved here) something that took me a long time to do. If I came along and destroyed something that it had taken a long time for you to do then I think you would be a bit miffed as well, so just think on that.
Enough of this. Just get on with what it is you think you are doing, you snivelling pond destroyer.
Oh, and by the way, I hope your head falls off.
http://www.thatcanadiangirl.co.uk/blog/2008/05/30/the-letter-in-the-pond/

Akuryou13
13 Jun 2008, 03:23
that is just plain awesome :)

Akuryou13
13 Jun 2008, 16:13
ooooh. my tra la la! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rn56Ui0RB2E&feature=related) :cool:

SupSuper
13 Jun 2008, 18:43
While I'm being a geek and nobody cares, Flash CS4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_wRMswNLiU) looks (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDjewbDF4bo) awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GAbMRj0IV0).

Pigbuster
14 Jun 2008, 00:40
I've moved away from Flash.
I'm an SDL w/ C++ man, now. :cool:
Nevertheless, CS4 does indeed look nice.

FutureWorm
14 Jun 2008, 19:11
ooooh. my tra la la! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rn56Ui0RB2E&feature=related) :cool:
i went to a camp last year where a kid said "ooh you touch my tra la la" at every given opportunity
so yeah i'm sick of that song

Akuryou13
15 Jun 2008, 01:26
i went to a camp last year where a kid said "ooh you touch my tra la la" at every given opportunity
so yeah i'm sick of that songI've only ever heard it once, and I'M sick of that song :p

SupSuper
15 Jun 2008, 03:13
Oh gawd not that song again the memories! D:

Pickleworm
16 Jun 2008, 00:55
My friend just told me that the two main male characters of popular anime "Naruto" are going to become a couple. I don't really care about anime particularly but if this has any truth to it I'd really like to know about it. I'm sure someone here watches it or at least pays better attention to this sort of thing than I do.

Akuryou13
16 Jun 2008, 01:53
My friend just told me that the two main male characters of popular anime "Naruto" are going to become a couple. I don't really care about anime particularly but if this has any truth to it I'd really like to know about it. I'm sure someone here watches it or at least pays better attention to this sort of thing than I do.well, there goes the naruto series in america.....:D

Pickleworm
16 Jun 2008, 04:12
well, there goes the naruto series in america.....:D
If there's truth to this, that's what I expect will happen too. I find it sad, not that it would mean the end of Naruto which I don't really care about, but that that is the kind of thing that people think we have to censor. The idea of a homosexual relationship in an immensely popular kids show is super intriguing. I just kind of wish it wasn't Naruto because, hey, at this point in time, who HASN'T envisioned Sasuke and Naruto amidst the throes of passion?

Pigbuster
16 Jun 2008, 04:25
My friend just told me that the two main male characters of popular anime "Naruto" are going to become a couple. I don't really care about anime particularly but if this has any truth to it I'd really like to know about it. I'm sure someone here watches it or at least pays better attention to this sort of thing than I do.
Wooahh.
I really hope that gets through the censors intact.
Though I imagine the yaoi fangirls are going insane right about now.

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2008, 05:28
If there's truth to this, that's what I expect will happen too. I find it sad, not that it would mean the end of Naruto which I don't really care about, but that that is the kind of thing that people think we have to censor. The idea of a homosexual relationship in an immensely popular kids show is super intriguing. I just kind of wish it wasn't Naruto because, hey, at this point in time, who HASN'T envisioned Sasuke and Naruto amidst the throes of passion?
apparently you know more about it than you claim to

MtlAngelus
16 Jun 2008, 06:01
My friend just told me that the two main male characters of popular anime "Naruto" are going to become a couple. I don't really care about anime particularly but if this has any truth to it I'd really like to know about it. I'm sure someone here watches it or at least pays better attention to this sort of thing than I do.
Highly unlikely. Currently in the manga they are about to fight each other, or so it seems. Besides, given all tha thas been shown they consider each other as brothers.

Zero72
16 Jun 2008, 11:23
Oh yeah, clearest picture probably ever taken of my weirdo eyes.

Akuryou13
16 Jun 2008, 14:02
Oh yeah, clearest picture probably ever taken of my weirdo eyes.that's kinda disturbing :eek:

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2008, 16:37
you look like a cat

Akuryou13
16 Jun 2008, 17:02
I just saw the following ad:
http://drmcninja.com/images/storead.gif
it's apparently a shirt:
http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/rb-terror-big.gif

Pigbuster
16 Jun 2008, 18:21
That's awesome.
Those kinds of shirts are not for me, though. I usually only go for T-shirts that advertise some extremely obscure product; book sale give-aways are often appropriate.
Awesome shirts lose their luster the day after you wear it, while weird shirts never die.
Oh yeah, clearest picture probably ever taken of my weirdo eyes.
Woah. That's weird.
CAT MAN:
Can control how much light enters his eyes with increased precision!

Pickleworm
16 Jun 2008, 20:25
apparently you know more about it than you claim to
whatever man you havent lived my life
Oh yeah, clearest picture probably ever taken of my weirdo eyes.
Jeepers that is weird. Is it basically just a cosmetic thing or does that have any affect on your sight?

bonz
16 Jun 2008, 22:28
Oh yeah, clearest picture probably ever taken of my weirdo eyes.
Is that a coloboma (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coloboma) on both sides? :-/
Or are you using contact lenses?

Zero72
17 Jun 2008, 07:26
10 points for Mr. Bonz. It's a really rare scenario where part of my iris just plain never developed, and even rarer because they aren't exactly symmetrical. Only on the bottom, there, so not quite cat/lizard/whathaveyou eyes, but I do get that a lot. To answer Pikkul, yeah, the effect is pretty drastic. I can see very far downwards, although a lot of it is peripheral; I can be looking straight ahead and barely see the movement of my feet as I walk. That's the good news. The bad news is that I'm extremely sensitive to light. I have to squint on cloudy days.
Although my vision is reasonably sharp, I believe this is related to my needing glasses; the vision part of my brain, naturally, expects the pupils to be round and not keyhole-ish, so they don't know how to focus just right.
Lastly, I'm very fortunate that this happened only to my iris. Had the same thing occurred on something like the lens or retina, I would have been born blind. They weren't sure if I would ever see for a couple of days after I was born.

Pigbuster
17 Jun 2008, 07:37
That's neat.
Though, that seems like a weird word to use for something like that. "Interesting"?
Anyway, if I ever draw your sigworm again, I guess I have another trait to add. :p

bonz
17 Jun 2008, 12:51
Hey, you could take a better picture of your eyes and upload it to the Wikipedia entry for coloboma.

SupSuper
18 Jun 2008, 23:23
BEST COMIC EVAR!
http://www.cbldf.org/graphics/sandiego98/schultz-lrg.jpg

Pickleworm
19 Jun 2008, 01:06
I think this looks pretty cool too:
http://g.photos.cx/dkpprologue-00.jpg

SomePerson
19 Jun 2008, 05:02
BEST COMIC EVAR!
http://www.cbldf.org/graphics/sandiego98/schultz-lrg.jpg
OMG OMG OMG that was a television show a long time ago! I forgot entirely about that! I had a Cadillacs And Dinosaurs Lunchbox when I was a little kid!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V9c2K4Jl5LI&feature=related
I was too young to really remember it at all, but it's somehow nostalgic...

Pigbuster
19 Jun 2008, 05:41
I think this looks pretty cool too:
http://g.photos.cx/dkpprologue-00.jpg
Dude, that comic's by Shintaro Kago.
One of the most awesome comic artists ever. No joke.
His comics are the most mindblowing things I've ever read. (The panels read right to left, by the way.)
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/06/abstraction-by-shintaro-kago_26.html
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/09/memories-of-others-by-shintaro-kago_09.html
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/08/multiplication-by-shintaro-kago.html
That site has translations of some of his other stuff, including the comic you posted right there.
Oh right, I ought to mention that his stuff is very NSFW. He's an ero guro artist, so prepare yourself for a lot of graphic sex, gore, and defecation. Hopefully you guys can stomach that kind of stuff.

Zero72
19 Jun 2008, 06:48
...What.
...The.
...Hell.

Pickleworm
19 Jun 2008, 17:14
Dude, that comic's by Shintaro Kago.
One of the most awesome comic artists ever. No joke.
His comics are the most mindblowing things I've ever read. (The panels read right to left, by the way.)
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/06/abstraction-by-shintaro-kago_26.html
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/09/memories-of-others-by-shintaro-kago_09.html
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/08/multiplication-by-shintaro-kago.html
That site has translations of some of his other stuff, including the comic you posted right there.
Oh right, I ought to mention that his stuff is very NSFW. He's an ero guro artist, so prepare yourself for a lot of graphic sex, gore, and defecation. Hopefully you guys can stomach that kind of stuff.
I never thought I'd actually like anything by the guy who did "When All Is Said And Done", which made me have to get off the computer and go for a run to clear my head, but, well, that was really awesome. Especially Memories of Others, that's the best comic-related thing I've seen in ages. I guess he's redeemed himself a little >: (

worMatty
19 Jun 2008, 18:43
Justin, can you see pretty ladies more easily without having to look up and down?

FutureWorm
20 Jun 2008, 00:10
Dude, that comic's by Shintaro Kago.
One of the most awesome comic artists ever. No joke.
His comics are the most mindblowing things I've ever read. (The panels read right to left, by the way.)
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/06/abstraction-by-shintaro-kago_26.html
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/09/memories-of-others-by-shintaro-kago_09.html
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/08/multiplication-by-shintaro-kago.html
That site has translations of some of his other stuff, including the comic you posted right there.
Oh right, I ought to mention that his stuff is very NSFW. He's an ero guro artist, so prepare yourself for a lot of graphic sex, gore, and defecation. Hopefully you guys can stomach that kind of stuff.
man, these are ****ed up

Zero72
20 Jun 2008, 07:28
Justin, can you see pretty ladies more easily without having to look up and down?Well, like I said, most of the extra vision is peripheral (I think), so, not so much.
Then again, I barely ever try, given the lack of pretty ladies in the vicinity.

bonz
20 Jun 2008, 08:20
man, these are ****ed up
He has some nice ideas and techniques, but those alone don't justify that many pages of repeated nonsense.
He seems to squeeze in sex and defecation on every possible occasion.
I'd rather see a more science-fictional approach.
Well, like I said, most of the extra vision is peripheral (I think), so, not so much.
You could have an advantage when it comes to stumbling bare foot through the jungle after a plane crash and spotting poisonous snakes and spiders in the periphery to avoid stepping on them. :D

Zero72
20 Jun 2008, 11:27
You could have an advantage when it comes to stumbling bare foot through the jungle after a plane crash and spotting poisonous snakes and spiders in the periphery to avoid stepping on them. :DOh, definitely. Movement doesn't get by me.

FutureWorm
20 Jun 2008, 13:04
He has some nice ideas and techniques, but those alone don't justify that many pages of repeated nonsense.
He seems to squeeze in sex and defecation on every possible occasion.
I'd rather see a more science-fictional approach.
i agree, it seems like you could take those concepts (especially the second one) and make something better

worMatty
22 Jun 2008, 18:43
Maybe this comic guy got the wrong end of the stick when someone told him he draws fooking shyit?
EDIT: Done to get around the swear filter, not to make it sound Asian.

FutureWorm
23 Jun 2008, 14:28
Maybe this comic guy got the wrong end of the stick when someone told him he draws fooking shyit?
EDIT: Done to get around the swear filter, not to make it sound Asian.
you could just say fúcking shít

AndrewTaylor
23 Jun 2008, 18:42
Or, just leave it as stars and assume we have some working knowledge of profanity.

FutureWorm
23 Jun 2008, 18:58
Or, just leave it as stars and assume we have some working knowledge of profanity.
i don't like the filter

Squirminator2k
23 Jun 2008, 19:01
But it's on the Internet. And the Internet isn't important. m i rite?
I do find it vaguely ironic that you don't bother with grammar or punctuation yet you'll quite happily find appropriate-looking characters to circumvent a word filter.

worMatty
23 Jun 2008, 20:47
Being profane in order to upset wasn't my intention. It was a play on words, and I judged that using the actual words or ones that closely matched the pronouncements would emphasise the joke better than allowing asterisks to take their place.

SupSuper
23 Jun 2008, 23:15
But ********* are awesome.

FutureWorm
24 Jun 2008, 00:09
But it's on the Internet. And the Internet isn't important. m i rite?
I do find it vaguely ironic that you don't bother with grammar or punctuation yet you'll quite happily find appropriate-looking characters to circumvent a word filter.
i do find it vaguely ironic that you're gay
ahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Squirminator2k
24 Jun 2008, 00:11
OH NOES!!1
Meanwhile, I'm awesome.

FutureWorm
24 Jun 2008, 00:16
OH NOES!!1
Meanwhile, I'm awesome.
yeah me 2

Zero72
24 Jun 2008, 07:24
I do find it vaguely ironic that you don't bother with grammar or punctuationno offense to futureworm but it seems that all the cool people do this now
captain ben on the soldat forums does the same thing and he used to be pretty normal
run does it here now as you well know
and look even cheech does it http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=657459&postcount=115
it must be awesome, i should do it too

FutureWorm
24 Jun 2008, 13:33
it's the hot new thing

SupSuper
24 Jun 2008, 15:15
ben is gay and it's great :cool:

bonz
24 Jun 2008, 15:34
ben is gay and it's great :cool:
Yeah, we're having a lot of gay fun over at Dream17.

MtlAngelus
25 Jun 2008, 21:58
How complicated can it be to design and program a billing system?
How much would it cost to have such a system tailor-made?(not sure that's the appropriate term, but I mean to have it done to specifications)

Akuryou13
27 Jun 2008, 16:09
I was just visiting schlock mercenary (http://www.schlockmercenary.com) when I glanced up at the banner ad. I thought "hey, that looks familiar!" at which point I realize that it was an ad for jump leads!
good job, guys! that'll boost the traffic something awesome.

SupSuper
27 Jun 2008, 16:21
It's a well proven fact that Ben is a pimp.

Squirminator2k
27 Jun 2008, 16:26
I'm advertising across the entire Blank Label Comics network. It's costing me $80 and I can only afford one day but if it has a positive impact on my traffic I'm all for it.

Melon
27 Jun 2008, 21:34
I feel really tempted to post a picture of the forum index with OD visible in this thread (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=36609) and say "Hey something seems to be up! I'm seeing this extra forum but can't get in. Bug?"
I won't, of course, but I keep thinking it would be funny.

Pigbuster
29 Jun 2008, 07:00
http://www.physforum.com/index.php?showtopic=21794&st=0
This is insane.
This guy is telling people that he was hired as a game tester for Gran Turismo HD a year or so ago, and he reacted too quickly for the programming, so the engine was pushed to the limit, making it harder and harder for him to react to it. The physics engine kept improving and he kept pushing himself to conquer it, and eventually he apparently thought at the speed of light and saw god.
But then he's kicked off the project, and the "company owned by Kazonori Yamauchi is making money off God’s image", so we should stop playing video games. (!?)
I mean... just...
I know he's a nut, but what a nut! :p
Maybe I'm just ignorant. I'm sure that there're tons of people like this.
All I can say is that I have a new favorite quote:
The system of inertia proves that Jesus was his son.

Xinos
29 Jun 2008, 11:19
Sooo.. if you work too hard you go insane? Is that what we can learn from this?

worMatty
29 Jun 2008, 16:27
Bring forth Stef so that we may prove this tragic miracle for ourselves.

MtlAngelus
29 Jun 2008, 17:40
Ok, stand back please.
Summoning technique #666: By the darkside of the Worms, I summon thee, Vader, the Brain Eater! Come forth and spare our brains!
...
I may have got it wrong.

MrBunsy
1 Jul 2008, 21:48
I have a steam rating of 10. I'm not sure whether this is good or bad :-/

Squirminator2k
4 Jul 2008, 02:22
Do any of you fine people have a 30-Day Xbox Live trial knocking about? A friend of mine in the UK could use the pick-me-up.

philby4000
5 Jul 2008, 21:40
i am posting eith mu rurd cvloderf.

Akuryou13
6 Jul 2008, 03:40
i am posting eith mu rurd cvloderf.ok. what?
it seemed you were going with one key ot the right of the letter, so it'd be "I am posting with my tits vb;prtg" which doesn't make much sense :p

MtlAngelus
6 Jul 2008, 03:44
Philby has man tits! :eek:

SupSuper
6 Jul 2008, 03:53
I'd be more surprised if he had woman tits.

Pigbuster
6 Jul 2008, 05:01
I'm more surprised that he's apparently typing with them. :eek:

AndrewTaylor
6 Jul 2008, 15:35
I'd be more surprised if he had woman tits.
I'd be more surprised if he had one of each.

Akuryou13
6 Jul 2008, 15:35
I'm more surprised that he's apparently typing with them. :eek:*has a very interesting mental image*
*burns his retinas*

SupSuper
6 Jul 2008, 15:42
I've seen girls type with their tits.
By accident, of course.

Akuryou13
6 Jul 2008, 15:49
I've seen girls type with their tits.
By accident, of course.oh, yes, I'm sure :p

philby4000
6 Jul 2008, 23:16
As awesome a tit-typing probably is I was typing with my eyes closed.
"i am posting" went well.
I went one to the left on the W, then right on the Y and the entire word 'eyes',except the S, which I went to the left of: "eith mu rurd"
"cvloderf." happened because I hit the C and V together, went one to the right of the S, then hit the R with the E and finally went left of the D.
And this has been why I shouldn't post with my eyed fu5r4tm.

Pickleworm
7 Jul 2008, 04:36
although i started this post on home row with my eyes open i immediatly closed them and typed the entire thing with my eyes closed. i am seriously wondering how well this went.
fake edit: hell yes.

FutureWorm
7 Jul 2008, 13:18
typing with one's eyes closed is remarkably easy - i don't understand what everyone is making a fuss about
(that was typed with my eyes closed, of course)

Akuryou13
7 Jul 2008, 15:34
doesn't seem like it would be a big deal to tyupe like this. I know I at least don't ever look at the keys themselves. granted, I know I've made a mistake and can't edit it now, but that's the only real problem I see with typing like this.
so yeah, editing doesn't go very well but aside from that typing with closed eyes is rather easy :p

MtlAngelus
7 Jul 2008, 18:56
Parker said to michael: Hello my boitch, how are you today?
And he answered: I have a monkey in my pants.
That is extremely helpful indeed, so I will now commit to dancing on my toes. So, the monkey said to the russian ex wide: How are you doing to day? And everyone was happy so this story now ends.
Typed with my eyes closed. Only a couple of minor mistakes but nothing too bad. :cool:

Squirminator2k
7 Jul 2008, 18:59
The cazy thing about typing without lo0oking is that it's rearkably easy if you've been typing for a while already. It's just a vase of remembering where the keys are.
Bugger, a few noticable mistakes. In my defense, I'm using my laptop - I imagine I'd be better with an actual keyboard.

SomePerson
7 Jul 2008, 20:13
I closed my eyes and felt for the little bumps on the j and the f key for like a minute before I found them... But then I'm typing this with my eyes closed and we'll see how I did
w00t

Squirminator2k
7 Jul 2008, 20:21
I have my laptop keyboard. If I had my way I'd have a second desktop PC at work that I could do my personal stuff on.
Edit: Bugger. Don't know how I typed a V instead of a T in that first word.

Paul.Power
7 Jul 2008, 21:37
hydrigen heiyn kuthuyn verykkuyn virib carbom nireofwn oxufwn dluoeinw nwon
... I suck.

thomasp
7 Jul 2008, 22:14
I prefer typing while looking over my shoulder, and sometimes talking to someonea bout somethin gother than what I'm typing about :p
Biggest problem, as with my regular typing is the spacebar

bonz
7 Jul 2008, 23:08
The goal is not to have your eyes closed, but to not look at your fingers - only at the screen.

SupSuper
8 Jul 2008, 00:44
Hell yeah I'm joining the bandwagon because it makes my e-wang throb with power and awesomeness.

philby4000
8 Jul 2008, 03:03
thid is hatd uo6j a v9ryiel l68j957k agsysgk68 pe n
(This is a lot harder with a virtual keyboard and tablet pen)

SomePerson
8 Jul 2008, 04:03
kbvmv
I tried to do that with my tablet but that's how far I got before I clicked something else and almost shut down my computer...

Paul.Power
8 Jul 2008, 13:44
sodium mafnesiu luminium silicon phosphoua aulpgie xhloeinw EFON
... not really getting any better, although at least I got two right this time.

FutureWorm
8 Jul 2008, 15:58
i don't understand how you could have difficulty with typing with your eyes closed, i mean the little bumps are right there on the f and j keys for you to feel out

Blinx
8 Jul 2008, 16:03
I like the pizza, i like teh chutzpah, i like teh pizz, i like the chutzpah, go winny the pooh, who are you, in the zoo, flying a baloon, are you high, no i'm dead, dale winton is hosting radio two, for no apparent reason. WARGHGHGHGHHGHGGH
okay.
I did that with my eyes closed.

Paul.Power
8 Jul 2008, 17:47
i don't understand how you could have difficulty with typing with your eyes closed, i mean the little bumps are right there on the f and j keys for you to feel outWell, first I have to remember that F and J are the two keys with the little bumps on them. Then I have to remember where every other key is.
Although that's not the biggie. I mean, I can do the whole "look at the screen while typing" thing, I'm doing it now. But with my eyes shut, I can't check what I've just written and edit it.

Melon
8 Jul 2008, 19:27
I do the "look at the keyboard and type with one finger" thing.
I was born to be white.

SomePerson
9 Jul 2008, 05:40
i don't understand how you could have difficulty with typing with your eyes closed, i mean the little bumps are right there on the f and j keys for you to feel out
I think you'd be surprised how many people don't touch type like that... I didn't until recently, by which point I'd been "hunting and pecking" long enough that I just kinda knew where the keys were and managed to transition without too much pain...
Gnks ks e reimf ro tyole etjoit lookimg r je ,eubord samd isomf om luj ,u two fikmgers ("This is me trying to type without looking at the keyboard and using only my two fingers")
My biggest problem when I touch type is hitting the wrong letter, and I usually feel I hit the wrong one but hit other keys in the meantime and can't figure out how many times to hit backspace without looking at the screen...

Xinos
9 Jul 2008, 11:17
I can't type very well on my new laptop yet, I keep missing keys. But on a regular keyboard I can easaly type while looking away.. sometimes I'll be watching tv over my shoulder while typing and not making mistakes. (atleast not more than I would normally, I even feel that I hit the wrong key when not looking and erase that out to replace it with the right symbol) =P
Lappy test
I can't type very well on my new kaotio yetm I kepp miussing keys, But on a regular ketbiard iu cab easaky tyoe while looking away . Sometimes I'äll be watching tv over my sgiykder whuke typunbg and noit matiking ant miustakes.
BAH!

Squirminator2k
10 Jul 2008, 01:48
It occurs to me that I haven't given the UK-dwelling forumers here my new UK phone number, which routes to my Skype account. Y'ready?
It's 0208 133 5236. If I'm not logged into Skype, or I don't answer after fifteen seconds, it routes the call to my mobile phone. Alternatively my Skype handle is Squirminator2k. Feel free to add me.

Akuryou13
10 Jul 2008, 14:03
really? I always assumed that european phone numbers were formatted significantly differently compared to US numbers. I find it odd that it's broken up with only 1 number difference.

Akuryou13
10 Jul 2008, 14:54
let's see who can point out what's wrong with this advertisement:
http://fye-content.vcommerce.com/onlinemarketing/fye/email/images/promo_2008_0710_metal.gif

SupSuper
10 Jul 2008, 15:27
really? I always assumed that european phone numbers were formatted significantly differently compared to US numbers. I find it odd that it's broken up with only 1 number difference.Ours are only 9 digits, if it makes you happier.

thomasp
10 Jul 2008, 17:13
really? I always assumed that european phone numbers were formatted significantly differently compared to US numbers. I find it odd that it's broken up with only 1 number difference.
Generally, our numbers are formatted as follows:
01234 567 890
However, with the addition of "02" numbers for London and other areas (most UK landlines begin 01 with a 5 digit "SDT" code, then a 3 digit "area" code and then the final 3 digits for that specific phone), different formatting has been adopted for 02 numbers, to make them read slightly better. Mobiles always start 07 and have their own random formatting :p

Squirminator2k
10 Jul 2008, 20:56
Yes.
I suppose I should share my US number as well, considering. Otherwise I'm excluding an entire continent.
My US-valid number is 818-859-0966.

Pigbuster
10 Jul 2008, 21:31
90 Degrees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mv2SiOEyTg
It's pretty :cool:.
That sentence can be read two ways.

Paul.Power
10 Jul 2008, 21:47
let's see who can point out what's wrong with this advertisement:
http://fye-content.vcommerce.com/onlinemarketing/fye/email/images/promo_2008_0710_metal.gif
CDs are usually made of plastic?
I dunno :p

SupSuper
10 Jul 2008, 23:20
You still get the whole CD?

Squirminator2k
10 Jul 2008, 23:30
Guns 'N' Roses aren't metal but are, in fact, sh!t?

SupSuper
11 Jul 2008, 00:42
Guns 'N' Roses aren't metal but are, in fact, sh!t?So they're metal?
*badum ksch*

Akuryou13
11 Jul 2008, 01:32
Guns 'N' Roses aren't metal but are, in fact, sh!t?that's the one :p
granted, I rather like some of their stuff, but meh, to each his own.

worMatty
14 Jul 2008, 10:03
I just got a spam email:
From: Blair
Subject: Nicole Kidman gives birth to new baby
Body: Iran refuses to compromise, World War 3 incoming
Crikey, they're quite sensitive aren't they?
I'm getting email to my wormatty@gmail account, but it's never been published and I wouldn't expect the people who have my address to allow worms on their computers. It seems like my handle is now being used in dictionary attacks.

SupSuper
15 Jul 2008, 03:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybLSwFUmMjE

Akuryou13
15 Jul 2008, 04:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybLSwFUmMjEthat was amazing! :D

Akuryou13
16 Jul 2008, 16:29
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=36714
just want to spread around the idea I had a bit to see that it gets some attention. would like to see everyone's opinions and what have you, so that Team17 can consider doing something like that. personally, I think it's a good way to implement a much-needed advancement for the series. if not the idea I posted then at least something else equally different.

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