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Fwd. Adm.
16 May 2005, 18:01
...and randomly placed but meaningful a'splosions. ...

tgworm
16 May 2005, 18:25
...so the sandwich got eatin and that was that...

super_frea
16 May 2005, 18:26
...but was it? (pause for dramatic effect)...(insert spooky music here)...

tgworm
16 May 2005, 18:48
...dun Dun DUN...

Apocalypse
16 May 2005, 20:02
The all of the sudden, a strange noice was heard: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!"...

Fwd. Adm.
16 May 2005, 20:03
...dundundundunDUNdundundunDUNdundundunDUUUN...plo p...

Apocalypse
16 May 2005, 20:08
...there came the evil camel with his evil camellaugh, which sounds like:...

Fwd. Adm.
16 May 2005, 20:10
...a drunken zebra smoking...

Apocalypse
16 May 2005, 20:14
...a cuban sigar, stolen by Cisken, who has recently bought a boat, because he wanted to go fishing and was too lame to row, while the camel laughed Cisken bumped in with a look in his eyes that, while looking at the sigar, said:...

pinoocho
16 May 2005, 20:14
How are you man?

Fwd. Adm.
16 May 2005, 20:15
..."Apoc's post was unbeliviably hard to comprehend. Let's..do that retarded dance thingy that we came up with a little while ago. ...

tgworm
17 May 2005, 06:45
...which is unbelievably similar to the can-can...

Apocalypse
17 May 2005, 07:33
a drunken zebra smoking a cuban sigar, stolen by Cisken, who has recently bought a boat, because he wanted to go fishing and was too lame to row, while the camel laughed Cisken bumped in with a look in his eyes that, while looking at the sigar, said:...simple version:
a drunken zebra smoking a cigar while the camel laughed, then cisken bumnps in and looks at the cigar with a look that says...
hard version:
a drunken zebra smoking a cigar (stolen by cisken while he was buying a boat because he wanted to go ficheng, but he was too lame to row) while the camel laughed, then cisken bumps in and looks at the cigar with a look that says...

wormsfan77
17 May 2005, 09:14
...."yorrré not frrrrrrom Egupt? Sillllly oútlánderssss! Get lossssst!......

Apocalypse
17 May 2005, 09:20
...sorry, wrong window.. here's what he said: "m.. m..muuuussssst hèèève flaààaâââÂaáááááaann,, yoee tooek maai flaaaannnn, you..."

wormsfan77
17 May 2005, 09:23
....and so there was a conflict for 1.000 years. After the 1.000th year....

Apocalypse
17 May 2005, 09:57
...they celebrated it by starting to talk about peace, only when the actual peace was there, they...

wormsfan77
17 May 2005, 10:50
.....built a huge, mighty and smoking....

Apocalypse
17 May 2005, 11:11
...wolf-like hammer, to squash every enemy worm around the celebratorial fire...

blitzkrieg
17 May 2005, 11:38
...After which they made WORM JAM and ate it with overdone turnips...

pinoocho
17 May 2005, 12:56
Wich was extremly hot and burned down the mouth of the worms

super_frea
17 May 2005, 16:01
...like a red hot lump of pre-heated coal...

tgworm
17 May 2005, 16:32
...this jam was not like ordinary jam......for the reasons posted above and...

super_frea
17 May 2005, 16:37
...they desided to move onto a new breed of treats, namely...

wormsfan77
17 May 2005, 16:39
....chocolate-chickens....

Fwd. Adm.
17 May 2005, 17:36
..., which had an obnoxiously high level of fat and/or gigantic singing hobos. ...

Tuke_Kid
17 May 2005, 18:19
who sung...

Fwd. Adm.
17 May 2005, 18:29
...the song named 'Tuke didn't read the period aftr my post, ending the sentence'. This went to the tune of...

super_frea
17 May 2005, 18:30
...Somewhere over the rainbow...

Tuke_Kid
17 May 2005, 18:34
whisc you could actually sing... anywa yz, after that they sung: "FWD amn, periods are for douchebags"...

twoapenny
17 May 2005, 20:03
In a painfully high voice...

Preasure
17 May 2005, 20:06
...as he was kicked most mightily in the groin by Ricky Gervais, the president of the Spine Massagers union and weebl.

wormsfan77
17 May 2005, 20:07
....and the president got scared, so he called the ambulance, police, S.W.A.T. and the fire brigade....

twoapenny
17 May 2005, 20:11
and T.w.i.t.s...

wormsfan77
17 May 2005, 20:13
...and so on. Then a burning cucomber jumped out of the window....

twoapenny
17 May 2005, 20:22
and set the grass on fire. soon...

wormsfan77
17 May 2005, 20:23
....the whole city was in flames, and so the cucumber was completly black/brown...

Apocalypse
17 May 2005, 20:27
...making it taste very... very... ehm... burned :p which duidn't matter because there was a huge...

twoapenny
17 May 2005, 20:28
cucumber supply heading towards...

super_frea
17 May 2005, 21:12
...sainsbury's...

wormsfan77
18 May 2005, 09:16
...bomb-supplyment that gives cucumbers bananas....

Apocalypse
18 May 2005, 12:07
...a very nice effect: the "kaboom" effect, which makes them go really...

wormsfan77
18 May 2005, 12:21
....to go really high bumped into the air....

Apocalypse
18 May 2005, 13:07
...and a-sploding into tiny bitses that are called "shrapnel". This shrapnel flies at high velocities towards houses and homes, causing major damage and alot of dead...

Tuke_Kid
18 May 2005, 13:10
We Interupt This Story To Stone Anyone Who Said A-splode< Tha Kyou>

wormsfan77
18 May 2005, 13:38
....Frost-Worms, a flying Worm-Creature....

Apocalypse
18 May 2005, 14:19
...stoned tuke to death for saying the word, but that didn't matter at all, because...

wormsfan77
18 May 2005, 14:33
...the word was allmighty, cuz the chief is controlling it....

tgworm
18 May 2005, 17:12
...and only using it when necessary...

twoapenny
18 May 2005, 18:15
which was every tiny second...

Fwd. Adm.
18 May 2005, 18:55
...in Anglo-Dravidian time, which equated to...

Paul.Power
18 May 2005, 19:01
... the average amount of time it takes Rahul Dravid to compile a century, which is actually quite some time...

twoapenny
18 May 2005, 19:08
, so everyone hated the cheif and stoned him...

super_frea
18 May 2005, 19:19
...with a holy stone of almighty holyness...

Fwd. Adm.
18 May 2005, 19:19
...and impaled the Llamas of Time with sharp and pointy party favors. ...

Shad
18 May 2005, 19:21
...Along came Polly...

Fwd. Adm.
18 May 2005, 19:23
...Along came Polly...Welcome, Shad.
...with a box of LemonNader, lemonade made by Ralph Nader. ...

twoapenny
18 May 2005, 19:25
WHICH TASTED DISGUstInG!... :p (there was no paticular reason for this post just incase any of u think im being mean...)

super_frea
18 May 2005, 19:26
...several jaffa cakes, and a clay model of Richard Nixon...

Shad
18 May 2005, 19:27
Welcome, Shad.
Why thank you, Forward Admiral.
..., oh yes. Now, ...

twoapenny
18 May 2005, 19:32
he was unusual...

super_frea
18 May 2005, 19:33
...if not more so, than Lord Unusual from the land of the mole people...

Fwd. Adm.
18 May 2005, 19:44
Why thank you, Forward Admiral.Who told you what it stood for? Just curious. Oh, you're welcome.
...'s little idiotic toy dolls. ...

Shad
18 May 2005, 19:53
Who told you what it stood for? Just curious. Oh, you're welcome.
WormGod.
...which kept BUZZZZZZZZZINNG all the time. ...

twoapenny
18 May 2005, 20:02
and was soon hit with a baseball bat...

Apocalypse
18 May 2005, 20:20
...and powerfully swung away by the enormous power behind the swing of the bbb...

wormsfan77
18 May 2005, 20:21
...bbbblob of superblobs blob-blobber that blobbs very super....

Fwd. Adm.
18 May 2005, 20:23
...and bounced ballistically into the blight of Bravadoland. ...

wormsfan77
18 May 2005, 20:27
......it caused huge damage on the buildings there....

Apocalypse
18 May 2005, 20:54
... all of them... no NONE of them were standing straight up after he had bounced through it...
actually bbb was short for baseballbat... :p

Fwd. Adm.
18 May 2005, 20:59
... all of them... no NONE of them were standing straight up after he had bounced through it......except for one building, ...

Tuke_Kid
18 May 2005, 23:15
which went bbburr its very cold to grow bbberryies in...

Apocalypse
19 May 2005, 14:39
...because it was minus 30 Centigrades in there. Making berries very cold is...

Cisken1
19 May 2005, 16:23
....A-splode...oh wait
...nice because you get ice-cream-berries wich own all of your base that belongs to us!

tgworm
19 May 2005, 16:48
...these ice-sream berries are extremely...

yappydog
19 May 2005, 17:05
...these ice-sream berries are extremely......weird as they evaporate in the presence of Holy Hand-Grenades, when the moon is...

tgworm
19 May 2005, 17:17
...purple- which is very often...

super_frea
19 May 2005, 17:18
...since a worm, fired a raspberry bomb at it...

Fwd. Adm.
19 May 2005, 17:19
...and it exploded in a fiery...

super_frea
19 May 2005, 17:23
...mass of evil purpleness the raspberry reacted with the moon rocks, thus creating 'The Clangers'

Fwd. Adm.
19 May 2005, 17:27
... . The Clangers zort! talked like fleeba! this, ...

super_frea
19 May 2005, 17:33
...untill one day they were all shot by Neil Armstrong...

Fwd. Adm.
19 May 2005, 17:35
...'s corpse's little brother. ...

tgworm
19 May 2005, 18:30
...who's name is petit ted...

twoapenny
19 May 2005, 18:40
which is french for, little git...

Preasure
19 May 2005, 18:51
...who picks and eats other peoples gooseberries. This was bad news for the Union of Gooseberry Pickers, who sent round 3 Ukranian knee-breakers. Upon discovering that he was a worm, they resorted to...

twoapenny
19 May 2005, 18:58
spaghetti covering...

Fwd. Adm.
19 May 2005, 19:38
...the Statue of Liberty. They were obviously in the wrong continent, and...

Lawd
19 May 2005, 20:01
... WERE EVISCERATED! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!
Ahem. ...

Cisken1
19 May 2005, 20:02
...a-sploded! DAMMIT GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM!!!
...Shook the base up into the moonzig that was created by the war in 2051 when war was beginning and they asked "what happen?", so someone replied...

twoapenny
19 May 2005, 20:05
cheese.........

wormsfan77
19 May 2005, 20:08
cheese.........
...is not good to you, although you ARE cheese...

Fwd. Adm.
19 May 2005, 20:18
...and jalapenos and randomly-placed explosives. Man, do I feel sorry for you. ...

Tuke_Kid
19 May 2005, 20:29
we get signal, antoher said. the captia nreplied: onscreen. ITS YOU. good evening gentlemen, make your time, all your base are belong to us.

wormsfan77
19 May 2005, 20:33
...Agent Wormy: Would you please defeat the Army please? You can use your nuke-....

Fwd. Adm.
19 May 2005, 20:38
...machine to make a nuke-machine to make a...

Tuke_Kid
19 May 2005, 20:51
nuke machine to make a ...

Fwd. Adm.
19 May 2005, 20:55
...little bunny that wielded an Egg Launcher. When Easter came, little egg-hunters everywhere were so friggin' screwed it isn't even funny. ...

Tuke_Kid
19 May 2005, 20:56
what is funny is a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a...

Fwd. Adm.
19 May 2005, 20:57
what is funny is a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a...
Tuke, your answers are starting to get pretty corny.
..loaded Mr. Loaded shooter...

tgworm
19 May 2005, 21:03
...that laughs when you say hugibooo...

Tuke_Kid
19 May 2005, 21:26
Tuke, your answers are starting to get pretty corny.
.
Yours aren't much better :p. Thats kinda the purpose of the thread anyway
because that word is hard to pronounce...

wormsfan77
19 May 2005, 21:27
...cuz Hk and Ak Zealed it very hardly....

WormGod
19 May 2005, 21:46
... FLEEM!! HOOBIDA HOOBA!!...

Tuke_Kid
19 May 2005, 21:49
exactly! So anywayz, worm 1 and his freind worm 2 were attacked by...

super_frea
19 May 2005, 22:08
...a gremlin...

Tuke_Kid
20 May 2005, 00:13
who was wearing...

Cisken1
20 May 2005, 07:11
we get signal, antoher said. the captia nreplied: onscreen. ITS YOU. good evening gentlemen, make your time, all your base are belong to us.
FINALLY someone who knows the classics *pets avatar*
----STORY----
Grass all over his coffee-stained shirt, "BZORGL!" he yelled with pride because he just found a...

tgworm
20 May 2005, 07:13
...massive great big turnip...

Apocalypse
20 May 2005, 12:57
...and he ate it, because he was too hungry to think...

wormsfan77
20 May 2005, 13:53
...but after a few minutes his brain blew up....

Cisken1
20 May 2005, 16:36
causing him to say stuff like "BZOORGH" and "DING DING BOOOM WAAAAAAAAAAAA" and stuff...

Fwd. Adm.
20 May 2005, 17:18
...like the "Brit Worm Army is coming!"...

wormsfan77
20 May 2005, 17:45
...and the worm with the exploded brain bought a new....

Fwd. Adm.
20 May 2005, 17:45
...a'splosives factory...

wormsfan77
20 May 2005, 17:50
...so he built new weapons. He created bananas, a new brain, sick buckets, and bottle explosives. But after 3 years creating the recources got empty....

Fwd. Adm.
20 May 2005, 17:51
...and Fwd couldn't figure out what wormsfan77 meant, so...

wormsfan77
20 May 2005, 17:52
Oh please, don´t put the Sigworms or names in the story....
Anyway:
.....the worm exploded again....

Fwd. Adm.
20 May 2005, 17:56
Oh please, don´t use the Sigworms or names in the story....What the hell are you talking about?!
...with a fiery implosion...

wormsfan77
20 May 2005, 18:28
What the hell are you talking about?!
Oops, wrong word. *Updated*

Fwd. Adm.
20 May 2005, 18:48
Oops, wrong word. *Updated*I ask again:
What the hell are you talking about?!

Preasure
20 May 2005, 19:13
...yelled the horse, as it was viciously MILKED by a small iguna called Doris. When Doris was done, and her bucket was full to the brim with stolen milk, she...

wormsfan77
20 May 2005, 19:15
....cried like... err, bombing raids, maybe?

twoapenny
21 May 2005, 17:26
but not for longgggggg...

wormsfan77
21 May 2005, 17:52
....so a worm wanted to destroy it....

twoapenny
21 May 2005, 17:53
but gave up...

wormsfan77
21 May 2005, 17:54
....cuz it cried even louder...

twoapenny
21 May 2005, 17:56
and made him pop...

tgworm
21 May 2005, 18:20
...into a blueberry...

Fwd. Adm.
21 May 2005, 19:21
...English Muffin...
yum...

wormsfan77
21 May 2005, 19:22
...that smelled like oceanic-......

Fwd. Adm.
21 May 2005, 19:28
...whale turds that were extremely explosive. ...

WormOfFire
21 May 2005, 19:30
...That exploooooded...(Fun!)

Fwd. Adm.
21 May 2005, 19:40
Err...okaaaay...
...and caused widespread destruction to...

Apocalypse
21 May 2005, 19:40
...into tiny bits that flew all over...

wormsfan77
21 May 2005, 19:40
.......and all whales blew up...eyoooo......

Fwd. Adm.
21 May 2005, 19:42
...into tiny bits that flew all over......Johnny, who was severely traumatized by flying fecal matter. Ouch. ...

tgworm
21 May 2005, 20:25
ouch being the word of the jedi

Cisken1
21 May 2005, 22:31
who luke ate as serial killers!

Mr.cosmico
21 May 2005, 22:59
...and then a cow appeared!...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 06:28
... and fart! was Weeble! eviscerated. quark! Fun. ...
Please don't kill me, Admiral. I just thought it was so much fun talking like that...

StupidWorm
22 May 2005, 06:51
Uh, I don't know what to say... er...
"Meanwhile, an evil Worm dictator was saying to his army:..."

Lawd
22 May 2005, 06:52
... We must defeat the Jedi! ...
Banana Weeble Flort!

wormsfan77
22 May 2005, 08:12
......"Sir, we need lightsabers....

tgworm
22 May 2005, 09:24
...when suddenly a voice was heard "Luke, feel the force!" It was his good old friend O-bi-one-kenobi...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 10:49
... phoney boney maloney, Jedi Knight and master of the Force...

tgworm
22 May 2005, 10:54
...Yoda is now the lord of the jedi and...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 11:12
... is now called Yogurt, Han Solo is now Lone Start, Chewbacca is now Barf the Mog ("Half man, half dog! I'm my own best friend") Darth Vader is now Dark Helmet and ships can now go from Light speed through Ridiculous speed to Ludicrous speed, when the ship turns Plait! Oh, and it's no longer the Force, it's... Da Schwartz! ...
If anyone can tell me the reference, 3 points.

tgworm
22 May 2005, 11:19
...so dark helmet ate the falcon and was done with it...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 11:22
... when Han Solo came and used... DA SCHWARTZ! On him, and he died. The End.

tgworm
22 May 2005, 11:43
not the end
...da shwartz was now stronger than ever...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 11:47
... and allowed Dark Helmet to come back to life and blow up the cosmos! Bwahaahahahahhahahahhaha! The End. Really.

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 11:48
... is now called Yogurt, Han Solo is now Lone Start, Chewbacca is now Barf the Mog ("Half man, half dog! I'm my own best friend") Darth Vader is now Dark Helmet and ships can now go from Light speed through Ridiculous speed to Ludicrous speed, when the ship turns Plait! Oh, and it's no longer the Force, it's... Da Schwartz! ...
If anyone can tell me the reference, 3 points.
is it space wars?
double post edit
once a worm fell of a glacier...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 11:48
No. Wrong.

wormsfan77
22 May 2005, 11:49
...straight into a bubble-trouble-thingy.....

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 11:50
aww hell. i was told the dark helmet thing before... nee well....
double post edit
and got fired...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 12:08
Actually, 2ap, you were almost right, the name of the Spoof Star Wars film is.... (we're the) SPACE BAAAAAAALLS! (watch out, we're the space baaaaals!)
The reason I've put brackets in is that "space balls" makes up part of the theme tune. It's continued in the brackets.

tgworm
22 May 2005, 15:32
aww hell. i was told the dark helmet thing before... nee well....
double post edit
and got fired...
...in to a ginormous hat...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 17:40
...wearing mushroom man...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 18:11
who was slightly cross...

tgworm
22 May 2005, 18:22
...eyed...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 18:23
...with the lack of mushrooms on a pepperoni pizza, he found at pizza express...

tgworm
22 May 2005, 18:24
...food is good...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 18:25
he thought...

tgworm
22 May 2005, 18:26
...and it was true that...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 18:28
he liked mushrooms...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 18:28
...he in fact didn't exist...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 18:29
... that food was good. Then a plothole opened and made everything normal. ...

tgworm
22 May 2005, 18:35
...suddenly Luke skywalker appeared and said "feel the force"...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 18:36
and anakin skywalker burned himself on a frying pan...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 18:36
...but he realised that he used the force, to remove all bones in his body. Leaving his limp body like a puddle on the floor, then entered Darth Vader...

wormsfan77
22 May 2005, 18:38
....and used his force to destroy some Worm-Battleships....

tgworm
22 May 2005, 18:39
...suddenly Yoda appeared and said "Luke, eat pie"...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 18:41
Luke refused and so anakin and (apparently) darth vader killed him...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 18:41
...but then Luke realised the truth,
there was no pie!...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 18:42
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! he screamed...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 18:42
.. and Tigris couldnt think of anything to say, so he said "FLORT!" instead. ...
FLORT!

super_frea
22 May 2005, 18:43
...untill his lungs swelled up and exploded...

tgworm
22 May 2005, 18:44
...into balls of flames...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 18:44
which were instantly... frozen!...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 18:44
... resulting in super_frea and twoapenny being covered in internal organs, blood and other organic matter, which made them throw up and die. Meanwhile, in...
How d'you like those apples?

tgworm
22 May 2005, 18:45
...by that clcite stuff which Hans Solo gets frozen buy in SW4...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 18:49
... resulting in super_frea and twoapenny being covered in internal organs, blood and other organic matter, which made them throw up and die. Meanwhile, in...
How d'you like those apples?
but that was all in a parallel universe, know as 'Sector 7G'

Lawd
22 May 2005, 18:51
... which was, in fact, exactly the same to our own, apart from the fact that Mario was green and Luigi was Red. Meanwhile, in...
Ehehe. I will fight to the end!

tgworm
22 May 2005, 18:58
...the death star...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 18:59
... Dark HElmet had just thown Dot Matrix (C-3PO) In the energy-flux-maintainer-matrix-thing...

tgworm
22 May 2005, 19:00
...r2d2 went to the rescue but didn't quite make it...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 19:01
and died... oh and twoapenny used his dissolving out of the story ability just before he died...

tgworm
22 May 2005, 19:09
...cp3o went to bot heaven as did r2d2...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 19:11
have u gone mad about starwars after watching the films tg?
double post edit
suddenly a plot hole opened up and a worm was found on a beach holding c3po's head...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 19:15
... saying unhelpful things like "The feet! The horrible feet!" and dribbling slightly...
It's C-3PO, not cp3o

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 19:16
into a bucket...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 19:17
...SF, then raised a baseball bat, threatening to wack someones head in if he/she/it talks about star wars again
(I know Ep. 3 is brill but please)

Lawd
22 May 2005, 19:18
into a bucket...
... but mainly on 2ap, who died of vomiting. ...

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 19:19
but twoapenny had already dissolved out of the story so that didnt happen...

Apocalypse
22 May 2005, 19:19
...what did happen was that he got...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 19:20
...dribbled on even more and and died of stickyness. ...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 19:20
...and rabbit droppings...

Lawd
22 May 2005, 19:21
...and rabbit droppings...
Note that I wrote ". ..." That means Full Stop and continuing story.

twoapenny
22 May 2005, 19:22
which was unusual because actually it all happened to sf who had been spat out of a worm hole, twoapenny thanked sf for stopping most of the crap and then dissolved out of the story, FOR GOOD! meanwhile...

super_frea
22 May 2005, 19:24
Note that I wrote ". ..." That means Full Stop and continuing story.
I humbly apologise, I will be more observant next time :rolleyes:

Lawd
22 May 2005, 19:27
which was unusual because actually it all happened to sf who had been spat out of a worm hole, twoapenny thanked sf for stopping most of the crap and then dissolved out of the story, FOR GOOD! meanwhile...
... Tigris had made an anti-dissolution spell, which prevented ANYTHING fro dissolving out of the story and dissolved 2ap back into the story. ...

Tuke_Kid
22 May 2005, 20:01
...he then spontaniously...

Apocalypse
23 May 2005, 10:46
...was transported back into the story and was killed by a very angry 2ap, using his 2p strike he...

tgworm
23 May 2005, 16:22
...bombarded Apoc untill...

super_frea
23 May 2005, 16:25
...his thumbs were sore, then he got bored and went to bed. Durin the night he heard a strange sound, he looked round and at the end of his bed he saw a big, green...

Fwd. Adm.
23 May 2005, 17:21
...mutated 'Human'. These 'Humans'...

twoapenny
23 May 2005, 17:27
ate food...

Fwd. Adm.
23 May 2005, 17:29
...Now this 'food', as they called it, was actually...

twoapenny
23 May 2005, 17:38
mostly dog...

Fwd. Adm.
23 May 2005, 17:38
...Now this 'dog', as they called it, was actually...

Tuke_Kid
23 May 2005, 19:19
a 4 legged spider, which made it less like a spider. it was nothing like a dog though, so mabie it was a spider with 4 of its legs pulled off. thats why it was so angry.

Apocalypse
23 May 2005, 19:29
..."we interrupt this thread for a news flash: I am alive..."

Preasure
23 May 2005, 19:42
...but horribly, horribly injured. I can see my large intestine! Ooo, yesterdays lunch...*munching*....

Fwd. Adm.
23 May 2005, 19:45
..."Yum...waut, this isn't MY intestine! I donated mine!"...

super_frea
23 May 2005, 21:17
...''along with both my kidneys, a liver and one testicle''...

Tuke_Kid
23 May 2005, 22:06
and the doctor cut off the other one , by mistake, then took my splei n

Fwd. Adm.
23 May 2005, 22:08
...ewww...I don't like how this is going...getting a bit pornographic...
...Once upon a time, there was a little ducky poo named Jamal. ...

Cisken1
23 May 2005, 23:51
who had issues...

pinoocho
24 May 2005, 01:25
...like taking a pencil and touching theyr eyes with it...

dansworms
24 May 2005, 01:29
causing this story to disintegrate...

Tuke_Kid
24 May 2005, 02:51
into a clod of...

Cisken1
24 May 2005, 07:37
PLOTHOLE that sucked away the pencil so he had no more issues...

wormsfan77
24 May 2005, 07:38
......but then he bought a new ATI Radeon 10000 which had the ability to.....

Cisken1
24 May 2005, 07:45
disentigrate a polthole so he just stabbed himself in the eye with pencils again...

Apocalypse
24 May 2005, 08:15
...letting himself nearly bleeding to death, he barely could...

Tuke_Kid
24 May 2005, 12:43
bleed anymore...

Fwd. Adm.
24 May 2005, 17:44
..., so he couldn't have any granola bars no more, hyuck hyuck. ...

twoapenny
24 May 2005, 17:49
but he did infact have maxo ugg ugg bars...

Fwd. Adm.
24 May 2005, 17:52
...which increased the 'ugginess' factor! (Weird Japanese salesman pops up)
"You buy! You buy NOW!"
...

twoapenny
24 May 2005, 17:53
also to sell these bars they used other techniques such as threatening, "Buy now or this bullet be in your head"...

Preasure
24 May 2005, 19:21
...with extra chilli sauce and newt droppings. But this paticular combination happened to be...

twoapenny
24 May 2005, 19:30
deadly to...

Apocalypse
24 May 2005, 19:40
...nobody except the ones that can't eat pepper without salt, strangely Fwd. Adm was...

twoapenny
24 May 2005, 19:42
big... (dont ask)

super_frea
24 May 2005, 19:43
(I won't)
...and he was holding a very large...

twoapenny
24 May 2005, 19:44
fwd. adm....

Fwd. Adm.
24 May 2005, 20:09
..., who had recently arrived from the 'Pie 'shnoinking' challenge. ...

Cisken1
25 May 2005, 00:35
with his flooba in the PZOOOORLK he rizzivvvv'ed into the pleemoh!

StupidWorm
25 May 2005, 06:14
And then both fwd.adm.s decided to create...

Apocalypse
25 May 2005, 08:32
...one, huge, unbeatable, MMORPG. MMORGP stands for...

Nintendo
25 May 2005, 08:40
...one, huge, unbeatable, MMORPG. MMORGP stands for...
Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, he boasted as he rolled towards a lake of chocolate.

Apocalypse
25 May 2005, 10:44
...waiting for the delayed grand opening of the newest MMORPG, which was delayed for...

Cisken1
25 May 2005, 12:59
seven days, and then everyone died! THE END!!!

super_frea
25 May 2005, 15:50
...But was it? (Pause for dramatic effect, insert spooky music here)...

Apocalypse
25 May 2005, 15:52
...no! The End is a person and thus he didn't come, for he was dead. He got killed by...

wormsfan77
25 May 2005, 16:03
...a wild scottish worm....

Apocalypse
25 May 2005, 16:06
...ironically named Scotworm. Yes, our very own Scotworm flipped and killed The End. The End didn't want to...

wormsfan77
25 May 2005, 16:10
....die, so he ordered a Darth Vader-Mask....

super_frea
25 May 2005, 16:22
...so he could bash Scotworm over the head with it...

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