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Scotworm
2 Dec 2004, 21:53
...SEGZ eating one of his kids alive, who then turned on him and ate him, and the rest of this strange tribe, then mr. speed camera and his strange brakfast appeared..

WormGod
2 Dec 2004, 22:13
...and dissappeared very quickly. Then, Mr. I-Don't-Like-Peanut-Butter...

pilau
3 Dec 2004, 16:35
...Died. An unfortunate death, I might add. Then, young Billy was going to fall of a huge alien warship which HE was flying below the city of Atlantis and was shooting little shells on the floor of the ocean (o.O). Sad, but true. Then, Billy, trying not to fall and at the same time eating a banana-flavoured jelly-fish (which really reminded him of SEGZ) realized...

Scotworm
3 Dec 2004, 17:11
...that his protective shield had cracked, and water gushed in, drowning poor little Billy, meanwhile, at Sel's desk, there was bad temper rising, as the forum was starting to get out of hand spam-wise, he decided to...

Fwd. Adm.
3 Dec 2004, 18:28
...yell at Scotworm saying"IT'S A FORUM STORY, N00B!"...

wigwam the
3 Dec 2004, 19:36
...then he went to the fridge...

WormGod
3 Dec 2004, 19:43
...which was actually a portal to the 987654321st dimension...

Scotworm
3 Dec 2004, 22:26
...which was otherwise known as "the dimension which no-on put any real effort into the name, did they?" dimension. Intreguinly (s/p?) enough, one of the new dimensions was smilies...

pilau
4 Dec 2004, 15:48
...which was otherwise known as "the dimension which no-on put any real effort into the name, did they?" dimension. Intreguinly (s/p?) enough, one of the new dimensions was smilies...
Huh? I didn't get you, my friend.

Scotworm
4 Dec 2004, 16:49
It was dimension 123456789, or 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, which are in order, so no effort was putinto the number, unlike something completely random, like dimension no. 91640. As for one of the extra dimensions were the smilies... I think that's pretty self-explanitary.
Post 222? 'Tis evil...

Fwd. Adm.
6 Dec 2004, 17:22
...As Sel went into the dimension-portal-fridge, he saw a green rabbit with two butts saying "derkaderkaderkaderkaderakderka" as it chased a...

_Sensored3
6 Dec 2004, 18:13
...T-Rex, which was starving...

WormGod
6 Dec 2004, 18:48
... Meanwhile, rewoP.luaP, Paul.Power's rival, made a time machine which actually went to 1200 B.C...
whoever follows this on could maybe put WFUS in it?

Fwd. Adm.
6 Dec 2004, 19:02
...and found mdA .wdF, my mentally insane twin. After mdA .wdF threw a sno-cone at the t-rex...

_Sensored3
6 Dec 2004, 19:21
...the t-rex exploded and showered sour gummies all over...

WormGod
6 Dec 2004, 19:22
...Billy Coconuts XXX, who said "Billy Coconuts XXX is dead!"...

_Sensored3
6 Dec 2004, 19:27
...because he hates sour thingies...

Scotworm
6 Dec 2004, 19:48
...as as morwtocS, Scotworm nemesis, who was held reponsible for the killing of the T-Rex and whats-is-name who was allergic to sour sweets...

_Sensored3
6 Dec 2004, 19:59
...broke his back and the evil guy inherited his fortune...

pilau
6 Dec 2004, 20:36
Now, Ualip, MY arch-rival, stole that fortune, and me and him are in a middle of an extreme light-sabre fight. In the middle of the fight, (...)

WormGod
6 Dec 2004, 20:48
... doGmroW, swalcyC, 933srednA and roineS roinuJ threw sbmoB ananaB at ...

SuperBlob
6 Dec 2004, 21:00
...me, which I ate, then realised it was healthy, ran to a toilet, threw up, walked off, then got covered in vomit...

Fwd. Adm.
6 Dec 2004, 21:09
...by mdA .dwF's Vomit Comet 2000

SuperBlob
6 Dec 2004, 21:21
...as well as the toilet I threw up in exploding from the soft fruit of doom I swallowed and puked up...

Fwd. Adm.
6 Dec 2004, 21:22
...when Ualip started hoaranging you about Starcraft and...

WormGod
6 Dec 2004, 21:46
... suddenly doowpeerhT hsurbyuG found the Sword of Light and destroyed every planet in the universe. Cyprinus spotted this and decided to...

Fwd. Adm.
6 Dec 2004, 21:47
...chug Cheez Whiz...

WormGod
6 Dec 2004, 21:55
...who was his imaginary friend. As quick as a flash, "MAMMA MIA!" and "FLAN!" and "ABCDEFG, Do'h! It's The Simpsons A-Z, Woohoo!" came rushing through his head. ...

Fwd. Adm.
6 Dec 2004, 21:57
...which made him wake up and realize that he dreamed about dreaming a dream that he thought that was real but was a dream that made him dream about dreams about dreams that were real and then...

Scotworm
7 Dec 2004, 17:18
...Worm1 really did wake up, for sure this time, so he went for a walk, when he met Worm2, when suddenly a nuke went off...

Fwd. Adm.
7 Dec 2004, 17:38
...an Indian nuke to be precise, which made every...

pilau
8 Dec 2004, 07:56
... everyone dizzy, to tell te truth, even very dizzy. When they tried to walk left, they had to walk right, and vice-versa. So Worm1 and Worm2 kept banging their heads into each other, until...

Preasure
8 Dec 2004, 17:24
...Their eyeballs came out. Then they got mixed up, and one got lost, so Worm1 used an onion and got sued by Splapp.

Fwd. Adm.
8 Dec 2004, 17:24
...Fwd. Adm. punched Pilau since the Indian Nuke poisons worms, and dosen't make them dizzy. Pilau and Ualip teamed up on SEGZ, who...

Scotworm
8 Dec 2004, 19:00
...who said bbBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSs s!!!!!, after all he is a zombie, so he ate there bbBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAIII etc...

Fwd. Adm.
8 Dec 2004, 19:05
...and mdA .dwF retched on the spot. SEGZ chased after him, but saw a shiny...flan

Scotworm
8 Dec 2004, 19:15
...laser-guided throwing-knife, which he used to kill mdA. dwF, and then he called upon the 2 guys whose bbBBRRRRRRAAAAetc. he had just eaten, for when your brain is eaten by a zombie, you become a zombie...

Fwd. Adm.
8 Dec 2004, 19:24
...that are attracted to shiny laser-guided throwing knives. SEGZ saw a four year old with a chainsaw who was slicing an old...

Cyclaws
8 Dec 2004, 19:40
...that are attracted to shiny laser-guided throwing knives. SEGZ saw a four year old with a chainsaw who was slicing an old...
...lady in half. Well, he could'nt have that! So he decided to...

Fwd. Adm.
8 Dec 2004, 19:53
...eat the BBBRRRAAAIIINNNNSSS of the 4 year-old kid. SEGZ ran to the nearest TV and watched 4 year-old shows that taught him how to...

pilau
8 Dec 2004, 22:35
Love and share. But then he ate the TV. And the 4-year-old. Poor guy. Now, SEGZ...

WormGod
9 Dec 2004, 08:34
... was now being called B.R.A.I.N.S (aka...

Scotworm
9 Dec 2004, 13:00
...SEGZ, or maybe even Scotworm. Now, me, (or B.R.A.I.N.S,) have just devoured a t.v, a 3-year-old, and whole load of bbBBRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSss, so I threw up in a corner, wheresomeone was cowering...

SuperBlob
9 Dec 2004, 15:54
...who told SEGZ that he ate a 4-year-old not a 3-year-old, initiating SEGZs new built in self-destruct feature which blew up this solar system...

Fwd. Adm.
9 Dec 2004, 17:07
...and sent SEGZ's can of Cheez Whiz flying. It hit an alien's space ship, which made him crash land on...

WormGod
9 Dec 2004, 17:17
...on Crashbangwollop, the aliens' home planet... :)

Scotworm
9 Dec 2004, 17:27
...when SEGZ suddenly thought 'Oh darn, I'm dead'...

Fwd. Adm.
9 Dec 2004, 17:39
...until he landed on a huge bag of Fluffy Puff marshmallows, which then exploded and destroyed 1,000,000...

WormGod
9 Dec 2004, 17:44
...chicks, the ones from Tesco's HQ, gone for a walk. The survivors...

Preasure
9 Dec 2004, 20:49
...were promptly eaten by a giant rabbit. Which then jumped into a jet engine and got it's next of kin sued by the people who make the Book of Bunny Suicides.

WormGod
9 Dec 2004, 21:15
Meanwhile, WormGod said "Meanwhile, WormGod said "Meanwhile, WormGod said "FLAN!" "...

_Sensored3
9 Dec 2004, 21:29
...then wormgod gulped down a stick of dynamite, gave a thumbs-up, and exploded into...

wormKING
10 Dec 2004, 03:05
A PIE!!!
.... oF DESTRUCTION, muahahahahahahahaha

WormGod
10 Dec 2004, 08:25
...which exploded in wormKING's face...

Splapp
10 Dec 2004, 12:14
...sending flaps of hot lard all over his forehead...

WormGod
10 Dec 2004, 15:48
... Then, after all the trouble, everyone who had died/been injured suddenly woke up. Even ...

Fwd. Adm.
10 Dec 2004, 16:43
...Wormgod survived the dynamite that he swallowed. WormGod shoved WormKING, making WormKING...

WormGod
10 Dec 2004, 17:45
...shove WormGod, making wormKing... Ah, you get the idea. Anyway...

Fwd. Adm.
10 Dec 2004, 18:57
...a dinosaur was saying to SEGZ "No! 1+1 does NOT equal flan on bacon!". SEGZ gave him a swift kick in the...

WormGod
10 Dec 2004, 18:58
...butt...

Fwd. Adm.
10 Dec 2004, 19:03
...and with that the dinosaur just...

SuperBlob
10 Dec 2004, 21:34
..cry "MUMMY, MUMMY, That guy kiked me!! WAAAA!!!" So the mum...

Preasure
10 Dec 2004, 22:21
...slapped him round the face with a wet newt. Which yelled..

WormGod
11 Dec 2004, 07:22
..."dehctaw gnieb I ma yhW" ...

pilau
11 Dec 2004, 21:30
So SEGZ kicked the newt as well. Sending him 1.34739734 pixels to the left. The reason for this is that the newt was extremely heavy, and SEGZ was not. Now, the newt, who's name was neuton, (...)

Ivan V
11 Dec 2004, 21:58
... searched for isaac newton, in a...
double post edit:
...yellow submarine...

Reder8
12 Dec 2004, 21:19
...a yellow submarine a yellow...

pilau
12 Dec 2004, 22:18
submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellowsu-unma-rinnneeeeeee zzzzzzz
... *BOOM* tssss.....
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S Y S T E M F A I L U R E
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"Damn," said worm33^5.147, "My pc just crashed, stupid T17 forum. Those huge threads are not readable on a 486 old machine like I have. But i'm not complaining." Then SEGZ hit him with a thousand fish tails, and...

WormGod
13 Dec 2004, 07:32
...everything suddenly turned dark. So dark...

Fwd. Adm.
13 Dec 2004, 20:15
...that SEGZ initiated the 'Huge Red Button' mode. He pushed a Huge Red Button, which...

Preasure
13 Dec 2004, 20:18
...Exploded into a hundred pieces and sliced off his head, leaving his brain writhing in the dirt.

Fwd. Adm.
13 Dec 2004, 20:21
...Before SEGZ died, he licked Preasure for not ending his post with three periods, making an old roll of toilet paper across the street...

WormGod
13 Dec 2004, 20:26
...as long as a bowling alley...

Scotworm
13 Dec 2004, 20:30
...then he died, then was resurected via teh ph34r of l33t! Of course, he was ressurected in the form of a normal worm, and not a zombie...

Fwd. Adm.
13 Dec 2004, 20:36
...then he died, then was resurected via teh ph34r of l33t! Of course, he was ressurected in the form of a normal worm, and not a zombie...What kind of an answer is that?
Anyway...since Scotworm had serious emotional problems making him f@47 all over the R@!N&0\/\/* that...
*translation given on request

Scotworm
14 Dec 2004, 13:04
What kind of an answer is that?
I have no idea what you are talking about.
*translation given on request
That'd be nice. :rolleyes:

WormGod
14 Dec 2004, 16:28
...he pucked till...

Scotworm
14 Dec 2004, 16:49
...a rather random personal message arrived in his in-box. What it said is as follows:...

Fwd. Adm.
14 Dec 2004, 17:23
translation: ...Making Scotworm fart all over the rainbow that...
..."Scotworm, your (noun) makes me feel all (adjective) around the area where my (body part) is...

WormGod
14 Dec 2004, 20:27
...is (verb) in the (noun). T|-|A|\|K Y0|_|. "WTF?!"...

pilau
15 Dec 2004, 11:48
That misterious e-mail sender was actually SEGZ's...

Scotworm
15 Dec 2004, 12:55
...oh no it wasn't!...

Splapp
15 Dec 2004, 15:53
...it was actually a Fat Man in a Wheelbarrow...

Scotworm
15 Dec 2004, 16:19
...who rather stupidly managed to squezze inside the e-mail... Ehh???
..::Edit::..
WOOOO!!! 250th post!

Fwd. Adm.
15 Dec 2004, 17:36
...which got intercepted and sent to Fwd. Adm. Linux laptop, which crashed it and made "Hey, Steve" pop out of nowhere and sing...

Cyclaws
15 Dec 2004, 17:42
...which got intercepted and sent to Fwd. Adm. Linux laptop, which crashed it and made "Hey, Steve" pop out of nowhere and sing...
...we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. However, this Linux computer was not at all reliable, therefore...

Scotworm
15 Dec 2004, 17:52
...it crashed, and it blew open the galaxy of...

Fwd. Adm.
15 Dec 2004, 19:09
...it crashed, and it blew open the galaxy of...Cyclaws, for revenge of insulting the name of Linux. SEGZ stole Cyclaws' ninja rope and...

Preasure
15 Dec 2004, 19:53
...went on a garrotting spree. Before he was cornered by the SWAT team and swatted to death with plastic swats.

Fwd. Adm.
15 Dec 2004, 20:09
...SEGZ ran up to SuperBlob, stole the blueprints for his mega-destructo-type-thingy, constructed it, and...

Scotworm
16 Dec 2004, 13:13
...ripped them to shreads. Meanwhle, a little mouse called Billy-Jimbob was watering his malteser tree, when he was suddenly attacked by a noseless monkey...

Fwd. Adm.
16 Dec 2004, 17:22
...that found the blueprints, taped them together, constructed the mega-ultra violent-destructo-type-thingy and bashed Billy Jimbob 'round the head since BJ touched...

WormGod
16 Dec 2004, 17:24
...a BIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEED BUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOON. Now the BIIIIIIG REEEEEEEEED BUUUUUUUUUTTOOOOOOOOON...

SuperBlob
16 Dec 2004, 17:27
...was very BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG and REEEEEEEEEEEEEED...

Fwd. Adm.
16 Dec 2004, 17:35
...and made mdA .dwF spontaneously combust. Ualip let out a (fart) release of bodily gas, making a 9999999999999 year old be immortal,...

WormGod
16 Dec 2004, 17:53
...and a 1 year old die. Meanwhile, doGmroW was...

Preasure
16 Dec 2004, 20:31
...Eating cheese. But he ate too much and was violently sick all over...

WormGod
16 Dec 2004, 20:47
...the dog who was violently sick on the cat who was violently sick on the...

Fwd. Adm.
16 Dec 2004, 20:49
...ice cream man, since he...

WormGod
16 Dec 2004, 21:05
...selled ice-cream which made people...

Fwd. Adm.
16 Dec 2004, 21:07
...sell ice cream to A.A.R.P. members. They jumped off of the Empire State Pineapple, which sprouted from some...

Scotworm
17 Dec 2004, 08:11
...Overely large pineapple tree, that was inhabited by...

SuperBlob
17 Dec 2004, 09:01
...many little sponges called Bob...

Fwd. Adm.
17 Dec 2004, 18:59
...which were attacking the Blob of Super clan, which became morbidly obese by chugging 9,999,999,999...

pilau
17 Dec 2004, 20:36
...Beavers into a...

Preasure
17 Dec 2004, 23:13
...box of Cadbury Roses. "Mmmmm, Roses" said...

WormGod
18 Dec 2004, 07:04
...D'ohmer D'impson...

Scotworm
18 Dec 2004, 10:20
...who dissapeared very quickly. Anyway, Billy-JimBob was being attacked by these things, so he decided to call the muffin man...

WormGod
18 Dec 2004, 11:02
...(aka. Tiffaneffany)...

pilau
18 Dec 2004, 12:09
*EDIT* The muffin man? *EDIT*
...In order to destroy the ultimate bubblegum of...

Scotworm
18 Dec 2004, 12:09
...doom, which dissapeared very quickly. ( :p ) Meanwhile, the creatures were catching up to Billy-JimBob...

Preasure
18 Dec 2004, 18:52
...waving pitchforks, flaming torches, and flaming pitchforks. People can go too far over the top sometimes.

Scotworm
18 Dec 2004, 18:59
...then they turned on Preasure for forgetting to put a ... after his post. "PRINGLES!" one of the peeps shouted maniacly...

kikumbob
18 Dec 2004, 19:06
...and a concrete crisp fell out of the sky...

pilau
18 Dec 2004, 20:32
...That had a white squirl on the top of the bottom of the crisp. Indeed.

Cyclaws
19 Dec 2004, 05:23
Whilst the worms were gazing at it, the sun suddenly blew up!....

Scotworm
19 Dec 2004, 14:02
...this wasn't surprising, as it did that every hour or so...

Cyclaws
19 Dec 2004, 14:57
...this wasn't surprising, as it did that every hour or so...
...but it still managed to spoil their fun with the concrete crisp. A worm appeared out of the shadows, and said...

kikumbob
19 Dec 2004, 15:05
...hello...

beaver2009
19 Dec 2004, 15:06
hello
...'I like brown things and cheese!'Everyone laughed at him because he was wearing...

kikumbob
19 Dec 2004, 15:15
...brown things and cheedar...

beaver2009
19 Dec 2004, 15:17
...brown things and cheedar...
...cheese.'Why not Edam you silly hamster!' one of the worms shouted at him.'Coz I like red,' he replied.Just at that moment...

kikumbob
19 Dec 2004, 15:22
...A large eraser...

beaver2009
19 Dec 2004, 16:55
...A large eraser...
...that was lit on fire...

Scotworm
19 Dec 2004, 17:19
...got hurled out of Billy-JimBobs mouth. "Sorry", he said apologetically, "It's my medical condition, called"...

beaver2009
19 Dec 2004, 17:23
...got hurled out of Billy-JimBobs mouth. "Sorry", he said apologetically, "It's my medical condition, called"...
...brewers flop.Noone laughed until...

Ivan V
19 Dec 2004, 20:55
someone farted and...

Met666
19 Dec 2004, 21:03
...blew up the west coast of...

Cyclaws
19 Dec 2004, 21:29
...blew up the west coast of...
...wormamania, this resulted in the destruction of the...

Scotworm
19 Dec 2004, 21:38
...west coast, obviously...

beaver2009
19 Dec 2004, 21:44
...west coast, obviously...
...but more importantly the banana factory which...

Scotworm
19 Dec 2004, 21:53
...made bannanas, obviously...

Met666
19 Dec 2004, 22:34
...made bannanas, obviously...
...a ploy to end the life of the rabid monkey flecthers, who...

Cyclaws
20 Dec 2004, 00:12
...a ploy to end the life of the rabid monkey flecthers, who...
...(though it didn't seem aparant at the time), hated banana's. This meant that...

Met666
20 Dec 2004, 11:14
zanzibar would have to live in...

Scotworm
20 Dec 2004, 12:58
... the world of the l33t for some reason. Anyway...

Met666
20 Dec 2004, 13:37
seagull set out on an adventure that would surely end...

beaver2009
20 Dec 2004, 17:48
seagull set out on an adventure that would surely end...
...in a marshmallowy doom but...

Scotworm
20 Dec 2004, 18:14
...not all was lost...

Met666
20 Dec 2004, 18:16
as the roll of film containing swedens demise was emancipated in a ..

beaver2009
20 Dec 2004, 18:49
as the roll of film containing swedens demise was emancipated in a ..
...dog.But more importantly, the new gang of pony riding lepers...

Met666
20 Dec 2004, 19:15
was getting worse minimum wage, exposing...

Fwd. Adm.
20 Dec 2004, 19:23
...a morbidly obese Sel, who was flaming...

Scotworm
20 Dec 2004, 19:24
...Worm2, who, as you would as forgotten, was die-ing on a coke-can filled with acid...

beaver2009
20 Dec 2004, 19:54
...Worm2, who, as you would as forgotten, was die-ing on a coke-can filled with acid...
...of the hilarious type...

Met666
20 Dec 2004, 20:04
...of slinky, which on impact...

SuperBlob
20 Dec 2004, 20:12
...said "Ah, the non-sensical ploy" Inspector Clouseau stylee...

Cyclaws
21 Dec 2004, 01:20
...said "Ah, the non-sensical ploy" Inspector Clouseau stylee...
...but (as could be expected) a giant rock started crumbling from above his head...

Met666
21 Dec 2004, 12:31
causing christmas to happen in the 16th month of glosh...

Scotworm
21 Dec 2004, 13:03
...and that's when someone comments 'This story is getting rather silly, don't you think?' then gets shot...

Fwd. Adm.
21 Dec 2004, 17:00
...by swalcyC, since he likes impaling worms with his rope of ***3D. 'HEY, STEVE' just popped out of nowhere and ...

Scotworm
21 Dec 2004, 17:08
...also got shot, then swalcyC started his great shooting rampage...

Fwd. Adm.
21 Dec 2004, 17:10
...and 'HEY, STEVE' somehow resurrected and couldn't be killed by anyone except Fwd. Adm. Scotworm...

WormGod
21 Dec 2004, 17:30
...and Astronannelid. Suddenly, all three of them saw...

Scotworm
21 Dec 2004, 18:12
...a HUUUGE pink thingy-ma-bobber...

pilau
21 Dec 2004, 18:50
That suddenly went *BANG!* and *tssss.....* But then got also shot by Ualip. Then Ualip and swalcyC had a shooting tournament that ended in a showdown and they both died trying to nail eachother to the floor by shooting bananas with a pea-shooter (isn't that so logical? :rolleyes: ) towards eachother.

beaver2009
21 Dec 2004, 18:50
...a HUUUGE pink thingy-ma-bobber...
..One said "That's awful big," and no-one else said anything because a car ran over them... several times... A dark voice laughed at this saying...

pilau
21 Dec 2004, 18:51
..One said "That's awful big," and no-one else said anything because a car ran over them... several times... A dark voice laughed at this saying...
OMG same time hell!

beaver2009
21 Dec 2004, 18:52
OMG same time hell!
He didn't say that!
He said..."lollipops why are they so...

WormGod
21 Dec 2004, 19:14
...ARRRGH!!! MY ARM!!! Wait, I don't have an arm. Oh, well. AAAAAHHH!!! MY...

Fwd. Adm.
21 Dec 2004, 20:13
...URINE SAMPLES! They just flew into the Trans-dimensional...

Preasure
21 Dec 2004, 20:48
...Portal? Where? Under the stairs. We have stairs? Over the Trans-Dimensional Portal. Blimey.

Scotworm
21 Dec 2004, 20:59
...yes. indeed..

beaver2009
21 Dec 2004, 21:19
...yes. indeed..
...Well, to conclude that little sub-story lets just say the urine sample is accompanied by several pies under the stairs.Back to the main one, Bob said "...

SuperBlob
21 Dec 2004, 21:27
..."I'm in the box. Im in the box. Where could I be? I'm in the box!"...

Scotworm
22 Dec 2004, 11:07
..."This box is very cold. I probably should light a fire..."...

Met666
22 Dec 2004, 11:45
Ahhhhh Jesusjesusjesusjesus The Fire!!!!!!!!! It Burnsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy F*****g S**t It Burns!!!!!!!!!!!

pilau
22 Dec 2004, 11:52
"Well, yeah," Replied Barney, "Fire is dangerous kids! Yupidi-Hu!"

Scotworm
22 Dec 2004, 12:40
..."Now let's all go and sing a song about minding your manners and being a goody-2-shoes! Ladee-lad-ladee!"...

Met666
22 Dec 2004, 13:07
scotworms life is quickly ended, leaving...

beaver2009
22 Dec 2004, 13:28
Scotworms life is quickly ending...
Don't end quotation marks if you want the next person to also have speech.
...a trail of germans that smell like cheese and...

Scotworm
22 Dec 2004, 15:44
...a big tin of garlic, out of which I popped out, for I had not died...

beaver2009
22 Dec 2004, 16:24
...a big tin of garlic, out of which I popped out, for I had not died...
...but someone shot you and walked over and jumped on you to make sure you were dead.He than said that there was no way you could ever live again.But than a gaim he's a...

Fwd. Adm.
22 Dec 2004, 17:31
...but someone shot you and walked over and jumped on you to make sure you were dead.He than said that there was no way you could ever live again.But than a gaim he's a......mrowtocS, who tried to kill Scotworm in the first place. Uberblob, SuperBlob's famous ho-ho cake, suddenly...

pilau
23 Dec 2004, 08:41
...Awakened to life by the immortal powers of the invincible orange banana! (have you noticed the word-play here? "orange banana"? HA! Aint I witty?) Now the cake seeks the ultimate doom of the traitor .Mda .Dwf! (a shorthand for "Medic! A Drawf!") Anyway, continue.

Met666
23 Dec 2004, 10:56
Don't end quotation marks if you want the next person to also have speech.
could you make that clearer?

beaver2009
23 Dec 2004, 17:33
could you make that clearer?
Sorry.Say if you start someone talking and you want someone to comtinue his talk then don't close the ".But if you want his talk to end, do close the ".For example
...and Bob said " I like cheese and...
the next person shouldn't say
...then the toaster imploded to the delight of Tom...
What they should say might do like this
...salad" Just then the toaster implodd to the delight of Tom...

pilau
23 Dec 2004, 20:26
Can it be mroe clearer than this? Now, please continue the story!

beaver2009
23 Dec 2004, 20:34
Can it be mroe clearer than this? Now, please continue the story!
Well it's kind of hard to see where you left off due to the lack of '...' and the way the post is clustered together.

pilau
24 Dec 2004, 22:41
Oh. well then, let me start a new one: One day Mr. Wormest goes up to his wife and says: "...

beaver2009
24 Dec 2004, 22:55
Oh. well then, let me start a new one: One day Mr. Wormest goes up to his wife and says: "...
...Get upstairs and into bed honey.I'll be up in a minute and we can have some fun together nder the covers, trying out my new flashlight!''...

pilau
25 Dec 2004, 06:35
...Get upstairs and into bed honey.I'll be up in a minute and we can have some fun together nder the covers, trying out my new flashlight!''...
<non-story>Hahahaha!</non-story>
And then the neighbour arrived, holding a box of TNT and an orange banana...

WormGod
25 Dec 2004, 08:57
...which had been half-eaten by a gorrila and thrown in Cuckoo Dump. And why was he carrying these things? Because...

pilau
25 Dec 2004, 10:49
...He had a plan for world domination (yes, with a box of TNT and a banana). He was just going to say something but "HEY STEVE!" jumped out from beneath the fridge and shouted: "...

Scotworm
25 Dec 2004, 19:51
..."Oh no you don't, this isn't your planet!" and started pusuing him endlessely round the world...

Fwd. Adm.
25 Dec 2004, 22:00
...until a hobo threw a handful of Chuck-E-Cheese tokens at him. "HEY STEVE!" answered by shouting at a red...

WormGod
26 Dec 2004, 09:06
...siren...

Fwd. Adm.
26 Dec 2004, 20:23
...that signaled that a big round burnt watermelon was about to drop on top of an...

WormGod
26 Dec 2004, 20:59
...ocean, the Sqidgeamajiggypoof Ocean to be more specific. Suddenly, a UFO (not exactly a flying saucer) flew ahead. "...

Fwd. Adm.
26 Dec 2004, 21:03
...ocean, the Sqidgeamajiggypoof Ocean to be more specific. Suddenly, a UFO (not exactly a flying saucer) flew ahead. "......to it's home base at the bottom of the Sqidgeamajiggypoof Ocean. It's base was basically a ripoff of Atlantis, causing 100,000 Chuck E. Cheese tokens to...

WormGod
26 Dec 2004, 21:11
No, no, no. I wanted someone to say something, not for you to continue narrating.
FROM MY POST
...What's that?" said someone.
"Is it a bird?" said another.
"Is it a 50 Stone Canary?"
"Is it a Super Hippo?"
"Is it a 50 Stone Canary?"
"I already said that!"
"Peace," said the UFO, who had just landed. "I am...

beaver2009
26 Dec 2004, 23:19
No, no, no. I wanted someone to say something, not for you to continue narrating.
FROM MY POST
...What's that?" said someone.
"Is it a bird?" said another.
"Is it a 50 Stone Canary?"
"Is it a Super Hippo?"
"Is it a 50 Stone Canary?"
"I already said that!"
"Peace," said the UFO, who had just landed. "I am...
...the...
.

Fwd. Adm.
27 Dec 2004, 03:30
(dum dum dum)bigredweirdo wholikesbigredweirdoooos iamabigredweirdo imaweirdooo...(continue lyrics the same way)

WormGod
27 Dec 2004, 12:20
..."Really?" "Now why would I have such a silly name like that? I'm really... ASTRONANNELID!" "Cool. Can I have your autograph?" "No." Now let's get back to Mr. Wormest. At the time he was...

Scotworm
27 Dec 2004, 12:23
...798 J-Klemps past 67 Frotto...

Fwd. Adm.
27 Dec 2004, 16:17
...when he saw(dum dum dum)abigredweirdo wholikesbigredweirdos ilikebigredweirdos iamabigredweirdo that made him...(call the weirdo awii for short)

pilau
27 Dec 2004, 17:19
...say: "I don't like flying plates on my grass get it away!" Then, the offenced aliens were bombarding Mr. Wormest to dust when suddenly his young little 5 yr. old girl stuck her hand in the lazer cannon saying: "Peace, EH!?" (...)

Fwd. Adm.
27 Dec 2004, 17:26
...Well, when ualiP and the rest of the Evils(name for reverses of screenames) show up, we'll take over the 7-11 across the street!''. It was evident that the little girl was the commander of the Evils, and she mutated into a stinky...

WormGod
27 Dec 2004, 19:21
...little girl, who mutated into another stinky little girl, who mutated into... Meh, you get the idea. Soon after that, the...
#Big Red-#
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ABOUT BIG RED WEIRDOS?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER MY BABY SISTER!" "Well why didn't you say so?"
#Big Red (BEEP!)
Who likes Big Red (BEEP!)...#
If only these characters...

Fwd. Adm.
27 Dec 2004, 19:24
...could make sense of Wormgod the pointless reporter's post, :eek: then they would tear off a hunk o' Superblob, offered by SuperBlob in his "Hunks o' me are free" speech, which turned into a little...

WormGod
27 Dec 2004, 20:08
...dot, just like a full stop. Suddenly, Mount Yabbadabbadoo exploded, leaving some marks which looked like this:
M M M M M
MM MM MM MM
M M M M M M M
MM MM
M M M
There were some more marks, but they got erased by the explosion. Some more pointless remarks, from WormGod the pointless reporter. Over to you, whoever you are. ...

Fwd. Adm.
27 Dec 2004, 20:19
...dot, just like a full stop. Suddenly, Mount Yabbadabbadoo exploded, leaving some marks which looked like this:
M M M M M
MM MM MM MM
M M M M M M M
MM MM
M M M
There were some more marks, but they got erased by the explosion. Some more pointless remarks, from WormGod the pointless reporter. Over to you, whoever you are. ...by spam reporter I meant forum reporting
...Wormgod, this is the ghost of the long dead SEGZ. I like touching people's...

WormGod
27 Dec 2004, 20:25
...*****." What did you just say? "I said I like touching people's *****." Can we cut this off for like, 5 minutes or so? Thanks.
And so, that concludes the dinner-time news. Thanks to everyone who watched. We'll see you at midnight.
.:NEW STORY:.
Once upon a time, The Spoon...

Fwd. Adm.
27 Dec 2004, 20:30
...The next day, the manic mailman hijacked a bus and drove it to the city of...

Scotworm
28 Dec 2004, 19:25
...Aberdeen, where he had a very sudden poo in the bushes. Then he said "This story is boring, I want the old one!", so this very story changed back to the old one...
..::OLD STORY::..
..."Bleh!" someone suddenly said...

Fwd. Adm.
29 Dec 2004, 07:47
...after Scotworm got the ingenious idea from Fwd. Adm. to eat his bagpipes. Now whenever Scotworm farted, his bagpipes would play a mysterious song. It was the *fart* plorpt song that summoned the great and awesome...

WormGod
29 Dec 2004, 09:42
...Jnjkdflbjfdksbfhkjglireutkureiofrjegrihbgcx. Now Whoever-I-just-said was...

Fwd. Adm.
29 Dec 2004, 10:22
...puking at the moment that you asked his name, so when he repeated his name, it was actually...

WormGod
29 Dec 2004, 10:56
...Kyronbjdfkkhghejruthhdfdjbhfhdjskbhjasjhazzjzjz jzjzjzsdjkdffeireirhyhafldjgdhfgnjfkdjbfujghjvfisf islfegbyulfjewiudegbhwaelhreiglbfhjgipfjbvfkbghbuv jvnfhfvgbfhjrhuiflhdnfvjdgburfjnrjijfdohruygbrhglb fhlshjgnlfjghrsnjssdfi. "What the ******* ****!?" said Bobby Bonjoe. "Kyronbjdfkkhghejruthhdfdjbhfhdjskbhjasjhazzjzjzjzj zjzsdjkdffeireirhyhafldjgdhfgnjfkdjbfujghjvfisfisl fegbyulfjewiudegbhwaelhreiglbfhjgipfjbvfkbghbuvjvn fhfvgbfhjrhuiflhdnfvjdgburfjnrjijfdohruygbrhglbfhl shjgnlfjghrsnjssdfi," said You-Know-Who. "I still don't understand a word you're saying, Mr. Kyronbjdfkkhghejruthhdfdjbhfhdjskbhjasjhazzjzjzjzj zjzsdjkdffeireirhyhafldjgdhfgnjfkdjbfujghjvfisfisl fegbyulfjewiudegbhwaelhreiglbfhjgipfjbvfkbghbuvjvn fhfvgbfhjrhuiflhdnfvjdgburfjnrjijfdohruygbrhglbfhl shjgnlfjghrsnjssdfi." ...

Fwd. Adm.
29 Dec 2004, 11:00
...Wormgod must have WAY too much free time, so meet my friend Mr. cnauisrnfpiunfdkjasdnciuaernfioencui dm asdcsdcsjd-ckasjdncalskjdnfscjkn PhD.

Martian
29 Dec 2004, 11:20
Mr. cnauisrnfpiunfdkjasdnciuaernfioencui dm asdcsdcsjd-ckasjdncalskjdnfscjkn PhD was sitting in the garden having a...

Blendworm
29 Dec 2004, 11:32
...nice cup o' orange poo with a...

Martian
29 Dec 2004, 15:13
...sword in his right hand, which he used to slice his cat's head off. Then he used the cat's blood for...

WormGod
29 Dec 2004, 15:15
...luring Martian into his...

Martian
29 Dec 2004, 15:20
...carboard box of DOOOOOM!! The cardboard box of DOOOOOM!! is a cardboard box that...

WormGod
29 Dec 2004, 15:22
...runs to a galaxy far, far away, in search of a(n)...

Martian
29 Dec 2004, 15:48
... purple rabbit to use as his right-hand man in his World Domination plans! After the cardboard box has found a purple rabbit, he continues onward until he reaches...

Fwd. Adm.
29 Dec 2004, 19:01
...the teletubbies visiting Fwd. Adm.'s website that he made called homestarrunner.com(hint, hint!) The teletubbies were destroying 4 year olds minds when...

pilau
30 Dec 2004, 07:45
When their producer said: "That's IT! No-more the four of you in my kids channel - AGAIN! And the poor, poor lot was thrown out of the 50th floor window from the producers' office, leaving 4 round flat anshoby pizzas on the side-walk below. UH-OH! ...

WormGod
30 Dec 2004, 10:13
...said one of the pizzas. "La, la, la, la, whoopiedoopedie- PIZZA!" cried Pigeon, as he ate the Teletubies with one bite. Suddenly, a voice said "Suddenly, a voice said 'Suddenly, ...

Martian
30 Dec 2004, 11:23
... a voice said 'I like poopies'!" Suddenly, a flying cow came soaring through the air and then crashed into a Coca-Cola truck. Then Coca-Cola spilled out everywhere causing a flood of Coca-Cola! Suddenly, Super Man came along and...

WormGod
30 Dec 2004, 11:54
...slipped on the Coca Cola! "Mmm... Cola..." he said, licking the Coca Cola! "Enough with the Coca- PIZZA!" said the...

pilau
30 Dec 2004, 12:16
...most evil santa costume maker ever born...

Martian
30 Dec 2004, 12:45
...and he also went on to star in a hit homoerotic movie, titled "The Realm to the Backdoor". After years of movie-making, the most evil santa costume maker ever born retired. SUDDENLY...

WormGod
30 Dec 2004, 12:50
...Martian, Fwd. Adm., WormGod, SuperBlob, Pigbuster, beaver2009, $orcerer, and pilot62 ran up to Mr. Toadhole and shouted...

SuperBlob
30 Dec 2004, 12:52
..."BLEH!!!!"...

WormGod
30 Dec 2004, 12:57
...so loud that it shook the...

Martian
30 Dec 2004, 13:22
...whole Solar System. This caused the aliens from Mars to get very angry and attack the Earth. But the Earth was saved from a giant armadillo that used its armour to protect the Earth from the aliens' spaceships and flying saucers. The giant armadillo suddenly exploded, causing the Earth's destruction. Only one human being survived, and he...

WormGod
30 Dec 2004, 13:39
...was barfing in a toilet which had survived as well. At that moment an alien bought a pair of slippers from eSpace...

Scotworm
30 Dec 2004, 16:07
...Which was getting sued by eBay,(AKA, hdsgfjgdvudfgdsuifguewgnhfjsgsokldgbfkdhsldbdjkdbg didvdhdvh), for name, with the help of Mr. Speed Camera ( :eek: )...

Preasure
30 Dec 2004, 16:53
...Ripple, Simon Cowel and a Monkey called Kebab. Then Preasure's Random Crap Generator exploded...

Martian
30 Dec 2004, 16:58
...causing millions of androids all over the Earth to malfunction. This malfunction caused them to go on a bloody rampage of revenge, kind of like Kill Bill. But none of that made sense since the Earth had exploded previously so the androids went on a bloody rampage on... er... the Moon. The Moon people had to do something to save their civilization! So they...

Scotworm
30 Dec 2004, 18:27
...they went to watch a pirate copy of 'Bo Selecta', which turned out to be Barbie And The Nutcracker...

Martian
30 Dec 2004, 18:46
...which didn't save their civilization at all, but in the end was a thrilling yet exciting movie about Barbie. They had to kill themselves after they had made this terrible review of a terrible movie, which resulted in...

Scotworm
30 Dec 2004, 18:59
...extreme cases of...

pilau
30 Dec 2004, 20:21
...extreme deathes of the extreme people of the extreme moon in the extreme solar system which can be found on the extreme galaxy along with the other extreme galaxies in the exteme universe. Get the picture already? Good. Now, continue.

Scotworm
30 Dec 2004, 21:02
...EXTREMELY!!!...

pilau
30 Dec 2004, 22:05
...Dude! (skater-accent)... now enough off-topic. go back to story mode.

Scotworm
30 Dec 2004, 22:18
...'I say!' said the old man/cyborg in the top left-back-center of the roof, 'I feel all floppy, what!', he drawled mythologically to the feline dog over in the under...

Fwd. Adm.
30 Dec 2004, 23:20
...'I say!' said the old man/cyborg in the top left-back-center of the roof, 'I feel all floppy, what!', he drawled mythologically to the feline dog over in the under...world, where the teletubbies were spawned from. As robograndpa was talking on and on, Barney attacked, sending waves of stinky yellow...

Scotworm
31 Dec 2004, 09:27
...BoohBaahs over Billy-JimBobs...

Fwd. Adm.
31 Dec 2004, 09:42
...copy of W:A. This made Billy JimBob very angry, causing him to turn an odd reddish...(something besides color)

Scotworm
31 Dec 2004, 10:02
...fried hatchet...

Fwd. Adm.
31 Dec 2004, 10:21
...that got fried by the ULTIMATE URINE SAMPLES INC. slogan, 'steep prices and treeeees.' meanwhile, SEGZ's ghost was plotting revenge against...

Scotworm
31 Dec 2004, 12:09
...the Heeby-Jeebis that had killed him, so he used the following methos of thinking:..

Martian
31 Dec 2004, 12:24
...but unfortunately, he didn't have a brain, so he couldn't think, so he just danced around a bit shouting curse words at people passing by. In the end, the police arrested him for crap dancing and sentenced him to ten years in a jail cell made of jelly, which he stupidly didn't eat to get himself free. After his ten year sentence, the dancing cursing idiot was released from prison, where he went on to...

Fwd. Adm.
31 Dec 2004, 17:57
...steal one of those huge arcade game machines. Here's a copy of his plot...(everyone who replies to this say about a sentence or two of the plan)

pilau
31 Dec 2004, 20:02
An excerpt of the plot: "I, crappy dancer, ..." (...)

farazparsa
31 Dec 2004, 20:10
will dance myself to death and....

Martian
31 Dec 2004, 21:12
...eat a bowl of hamsters... with tomato ketchup!" After he had outlined his plan many times with great concentration, he recognised that he couldn't steal one of those huge arcade machines with this crappy plans. He had a nervous breakdown, and soon killed himself out of depression. I'm not sure how a ghost can kill himself, but he did! So shut it! Before he had killed himself, he slept with a donkey and made it pregnant. After 9 months, the pregnant donkey gave birth to a human/donkey hybrid, called Megan. It was actually a male, but it's stupid donkey mother made him keep his name like that. Soon, Megan went on to...

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