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Preasure
26 Jul 2006, 19:01
How time flies. Some really good entries for this one, rather hard to pick a winner.
S4P5 Winners
1st Place
A disasterous change in the method of performing the Highland Fling causes monumental embarrassment.
2nd Place
Soon after the prospectors realised that real gold doesn't normally do that...
Extra Points
Proof that scots and Arabians don't mix.
Next picture! This one ends on the 30th!

BuffaloKid
26 Jul 2006, 19:02
Make fun of my deformed hand, will you!? Eat lead!

Thnikk
26 Jul 2006, 19:06
"Gah! My contact hurts!"

Paul.Power
26 Jul 2006, 19:28
"I always seem to fire slightly to the right,so if I look slightly to the left..."

E-102 Worm
26 Jul 2006, 20:20
"Give me the nail clippers, or I'll blast your heads off!"

philby4000
27 Jul 2006, 00:14
Once again Clive 'cyclops' Robinson's aim was off.

WormGod
27 Jul 2006, 08:22
Extra Points
Yet again, how many points?
"Give me my false teeth back or I'll soak yours in a pickle jar!"
SuperBlob 2
Plasma 2
BuffaloKid 2
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
MrBunsy 2
Shockdude 1
KamikazeBananze 2
Paul.Power 1
Drunk-worm ?

Preasure
27 Jul 2006, 12:37
Yet again, how many points?
One, as before. I'll edit the template, stop it happening again.
As fanart is shutting, I've asked for this to be moved to another forum.

Shockdude
27 Jul 2006, 15:42
"if my radar skills are correct, i am pointing that shotgun in the wrong direction:p

tougepi
28 Jul 2006, 05:45
This place ain't big enough for the two of us, whatever it is you are...

FutureWorm
28 Jul 2006, 07:26
"The hat's box said that it would help restore my nails to their natural length and shine, but this is just ridiculous."

Oft99
28 Jul 2006, 15:59
What he didn't know was that the gun was loaded...

Star Worms
28 Jul 2006, 16:07
Hold still, there's a bug on your ear

WormGod
30 Jul 2006, 09:41
It's that time of year again... :rolleyes:

wigwam the
30 Jul 2006, 11:51
after he was shot in the back of the head, only half of his face reacted.

Preasure
30 Jul 2006, 14:44
S4P6 Winners
1st Place
Make fun of my deformed hand, will you!? Eat lead!
2nd Place
Hold still, there's a bug on your ear
Extra Points
Give me the nail clippers, or I'll blast your heads off!
(1 point)
Next picture! This one ends on the 4th August!

Star Worms
30 Jul 2006, 15:27
That picture was in a different caption competition:-/ (ie could we have a different one)
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=498844&postcount=51
"Caution: Bird Flu. Please wear your gas masks."

WormOfFire
30 Jul 2006, 16:53
"Got vaccine?"

Paul.Power
30 Jul 2006, 17:45
A recycled reply for a recycled image:
"Never play chicken with a train"

Shockdude
30 Jul 2006, 18:00
"blech. chickens. next time, drop some cookies, will ya?"

BuffaloKid
30 Jul 2006, 20:10
Mr Chicken: 'Ha! Look at you screaming down there! And you call us 'chicken'!'
By the way, do we actually win anything if we have the most points after 8 pics, or do we just get 'The satisfaction of knowing you beat the others', AKA nothing?

E-102 Worm
30 Jul 2006, 20:53
It's raining chickens, allelujah!!

Plasma
30 Jul 2006, 21:00
"The chickens soon found out that Link had fled to a different game"

philby4000
31 Jul 2006, 00:52
The chickens where in league with the leaves.

Oft99
31 Jul 2006, 11:49
Even farmers are dangerous you know...

Preasure
31 Jul 2006, 12:01
That picture was in a different caption competition:-/ (ie could we have a different one)
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=498844&postcount=51
Hmm, you're right. That's what I get for using Google for pictures. :p
Although I won't be influenced by the other one, anyone who want's a change of picture, post/edit your entry to say so. If enough people say so, I'll change it.
By the way, do we actually win anything if we have the most points after 8 pics, or do we just get 'The satisfaction of knowing you beat the others', AKA nothing?
I would give something if I could. I'm no artist, so I can't draw you, I'd make a sig image but the forum doesn't support them, so that leaves only an avatar, and I doubt people would change theirs if I made one for the winner. Satisfaction of winning will have to do. ;) This would be so much easier if we had Reputation or UShop... (No, I'm not saying we should :p)

farazparsa
31 Jul 2006, 12:15
UShop isn't as good as it seems. Anyway, I rather seem to like this image, though, I've seen it before, I'll just go with it:
"Well, that takes care of dinner!"

Plasma
31 Jul 2006, 12:22
so that leaves only an avatar, and I doubt people would change theirs if I made one for the winner.
Wellz I would.

KamikazeBananze
1 Aug 2006, 02:49
The result of a livestock delivery company not repairing the bomb door release mechanism in their converted WWII bomber delivery plane.

twoapenny
1 Aug 2006, 17:52
Unfortunately, after hours of pleading, the suicidal chickens jumped.

Metal Alex
2 Aug 2006, 14:27
I shouldn't have said that about Hitchcock...

Preasure
4 Aug 2006, 19:29
S4P7 Winners
1st Place
I shouldn't have said that about Hitchcock...
2nd Place
Well, that takes care of dinner!
Next picture! This one ends on the 8th! Last one this, so it's a bit of a tough one...

BuffaloKid
4 Aug 2006, 19:31
' "1x Super Sheep"!? Whaddya mean "1x Super Sheep"!? Can you not count!? Do you need glasses?'

Plasma
4 Aug 2006, 19:44
"It's a sheepshifter"

farazparsa
4 Aug 2006, 19:53
"We now return to Super Sheep on the Discovery Channel: Once the infants grow their maximum size, the mother releases them from safekeeping so that it may learn to fly."

twoapenny
4 Aug 2006, 22:39
Oh noes! my super sheep is leaking!

Star Worms
4 Aug 2006, 23:01
There are too many teenage pregnancies these days.

WormGod
5 Aug 2006, 13:45
"This proves that old-fashioned hats make people mad."
SuperBlob 2
Plasma 2
BuffaloKid 4
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
MrBunsy 2
Shockdude 1
KamikazeBananze 2
Paul.Power 1
Drunk-worm 1
Star Worms 1
E-102 Worm 1

E-102 Worm
5 Aug 2006, 23:25
"Am I seeing things? Clouds with capes?"

KamikazeBananze
6 Aug 2006, 11:14
This is the result of getting discount sheep by the side of the road.

Paul.Power
6 Aug 2006, 16:38
"So is there a really tiny worm launching a Super Sheep on that Super Sheep?"

MrBunsy
6 Aug 2006, 22:31
(just got back from hols - woohoo! I won a thingy!)
Sheep with big eyes: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"

Preasure
8 Aug 2006, 10:02
S4P8 Winners
1st Place
"It's a sheepshifter"
2nd Place
"We now return to Super Sheep on the Discovery Channel: Once the infants grow their maximum size, the mother releases them from safekeeping so that it may learn to fly."
Extra Points
' "1x Super Sheep"!? Whaddya mean "1x Super Sheep"!? Can you not count!? Do you need glasses?'
(1 point)
Right, so thats the first series done. And the scores are:
Series 4 Scores
1st Place
BuffaloKid 5
2nd Place
Plasma 4
Everyone Else
SuperBlob 2
WormGod 2
Thnikk 2
MrBunsy 2
Farazparsa 2
Metal Alex 2
KamikazeBananze 2
Shockdude 1
Paul.Power 1
Drunk-worm 1
Star Worms 1
E-102 Worm 1
Buffalo and Plasma, I can make avatars if you want them. PM me and request if you do. Well done to everyone who entered, some really great captions this time around.
I'll be taking a break for a few days to gather more pictures, the next series will start in a few days time.

Plasma
8 Aug 2006, 18:51
Buffalo and Plasma, I can make avatars if you want them. PM me and request if you do. Well done to everyone who entered, some really great captions this time around.
Make an avatar of me holding Kelster.
Because I haven't got any av of that yet.

farazparsa
8 Aug 2006, 19:53
Yay I won twice in a row!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Plasma.

E-102 Worm
8 Aug 2006, 20:35
Yay I won twice in a row!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Plasma.
Don't you mean 2nd twice in a row? :p
I guess you didn't care, but got a couple of points, but congrats anyway. ;)
Last place, but at least it's something. :)

BuffaloKid
8 Aug 2006, 22:04
Methinks this is going to become a beautiful rivalry between me and Plasma. Whoo!!!

Preasure
9 Aug 2006, 11:52
Make an avatar of me holding Kelster.
Because I haven't got any av of that yet.
I was more 'Caption Compo Series 1 2nd Place'. :p Besides, I can't draw, and Kelster might not be too happy with that. ;)

maveristef
9 Aug 2006, 13:36
Make an avatar of me holding Kelster.
Because I haven't got any av of that yet.
Don't worry Plasma, your words have been taken into my consideration.

Plasma
9 Aug 2006, 17:28
I was more 'Caption Compo Series 1 2nd Place'. :p Besides, I can't draw, and Kelster might not be too happy with that. ;)
Fine then! Draw me a 'Caption Compo Series 1 2nd Place'.

farazparsa
9 Aug 2006, 19:45
Now you're just being lazy :p

Preasure
12 Aug 2006, 21:32
What me, or him? It was always just going to be one saying 'caption compo winner', as previously mentioned I cannot draw.
Anyway the avatars are done, I'll send them by PM.
The next series will begin on the 12th of August. Now.
S5P1

SuperBlob
12 Aug 2006, 21:42
(Thunking) "Hehe, little does he know that I can swim!"
(Also thunking)"Little does he know that he has 25 health left"

BuffaloKid
12 Aug 2006, 21:50
Tell you what. If you get these stupid bandage things off my hands you can have this nice baseball bat.

philby4000
12 Aug 2006, 21:52
The low cost holyhandgrenade in action.

E-102 Worm
12 Aug 2006, 21:55
It's been a month since I captured that screen.
"Give me my eye back, or you're fish bait!"

Slick
12 Aug 2006, 22:22
"Time for you're annual prostate exam, just go on in the beam of light to warp to the office"

Plasma
12 Aug 2006, 22:33
"Hold still; there's a fly on your face. And I'm such a caring person that I'll get it off for you! heh heh"
(Thunking) "Hehe, little does he know that I can swim!"
(Also thunking)"Little does he know that he has 25 health left"
That doesn't really work when there's a big "66" above the worm.

SuperBlob
12 Aug 2006, 22:55
"Hold still; there's a fly on your face. And I'm such a caring person that I'll get it off for you! heh heh"
That doesn't really work when there's a big "66" above the worm.
...It does, hence the "little does he know"...yeah...shut up :p

WormGod
13 Aug 2006, 11:14
KnightWorm took a strike, and missed.
Luckily, his strength was so great that he pushed the level down and drowned Worm 2.

WormOfFire
13 Aug 2006, 21:43
"Global warming+Baseball bats=Bad"

farazparsa
14 Aug 2006, 18:48
Generic Caption:
"AND HE HITS IT HOME!"

Cisken1
14 Aug 2006, 19:48
*picture*.
S2P1
Look! I don't care your name is "Wild Worm Hiccup", I don't even know who you are, but this is a toll zone and you owe me two gold coins!

Vader
14 Aug 2006, 20:11
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."

Slick
14 Aug 2006, 20:24
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
AHAHAHAHAHA! :D

KamikazeBananze
15 Aug 2006, 10:57
This level ain't big enough for the both of us.

MrBunsy
15 Aug 2006, 11:17
These dratted peril-sensitive glasses, where is he?

KamikazeBananze
15 Aug 2006, 22:55
These dratted peril-sensitive glasses, where is he?
Joo Janta 200s? :D

Shockdude
16 Aug 2006, 03:12
the light proves you are the chosen one. you are destined to hold the holy bat of life.
along with smashing anything in your path:D

farazparsa
16 Aug 2006, 05:57
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
LOLOLOL!!!!
I think we know who won.

MrBunsy
16 Aug 2006, 13:18
Joo Janta 200s? :D
If they're the ones Zaphod wore, then yep.

WormOfFire
16 Aug 2006, 21:38
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
?
Explain.

Slick
16 Aug 2006, 22:28
?
Explain.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again...

Vader
16 Aug 2006, 22:48
?
Explain.
Watch Silence of the Lambs (if you're old enough. I have no idea how old you are) and you'll get it.

Kelster23
17 Aug 2006, 00:45
"look, to get you out of the water, I have to smack you with this baseball bat"
Thinks to self:But who says he'll go back on the island or live?

wormthingy
17 Aug 2006, 10:59
Watch Silence of the Lambs (if you're old enough. I have no idea how old you are) and you'll get it.
ive seen all three of them, yet i still dont get it, does it have something to do wih those butterflies or moths?
EDIT: ah, yay for wikipedia :) and slick ftw! this also proves that gay people are evil
now i wanna see the movie again

Preasure
17 Aug 2006, 12:33
Ah, multi-quote makes my job so much eaisier...
S5P1
1st Place
"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
2nd Place
These dratted peril-sensitive glasses, where is he?
Next picture! You have until the 21st!

KamikazeBananze
17 Aug 2006, 12:42
Eeny, meeny, miney, mo...
Yes, that's the best I could come up with.

E-102 Worm
17 Aug 2006, 13:31
Someone accidently opened a portal that sent the Floating Island from Sonic's world, into Worms.

BuffaloKid
17 Aug 2006, 17:32
"Sure, of course I could aim at one of the many enemies in front of me, but that's so unoriginal, don't you think?"

Kelster23
17 Aug 2006, 20:08
"Screw this thing! Where's my Concrete Donkey?!"

MrBunsy
17 Aug 2006, 20:23
(wootles, 2nd)
Patrick was angry. He didn't like rocks.

farazparsa
17 Aug 2006, 21:11
I can't think of a good one so:
"DIE BIZNATCHES! LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAEHH I IS T3H 1337! I GOTZ UZI! SUPER PR0N NUBBERS LOLOLOLOL I CAN KILL U ALL RITE NOT K KTHX LOLOLOL LMAO I ***S U ALL UR BASE R BELONGS TO MY UZI LOLOLOLOL FU."

Preasure
21 Aug 2006, 16:19
For a tough pic with few replies, these are quite good.
S5P2 Winners
1st Place
"Screw this thing! Where's my Concrete Donkey?!"
2nd Place
Patrick was angry. He didn't like rocks.
Extra Points
"Sure, of course I could aim at one of the many enemies in front of me, but that's so unoriginal, don't you think?"
(1 Point)
Next! This one ends on the 25th.

Plasma
21 Aug 2006, 16:27
"ACHOO!"
:p

E-102 Worm
21 Aug 2006, 17:21
Freq Nasty called upon Armageddon. but he cursed and swore that he could only make do with the grenade.

Cisken1
21 Aug 2006, 17:34
It's a ghost I tells ya! I can see his eyes burning!

MrBunsy
21 Aug 2006, 19:09
(wootles again, second again!)
Freq thought that this year's Guy was very realistic.

Liketyspli
21 Aug 2006, 19:24
Freq: ''Pass over the popcorn please.''

KamikazeBananze
21 Aug 2006, 19:29
The tree wizard fireballed the worms, who soon wished they hadn't said that his bark was worse than his bite.

philby4000
21 Aug 2006, 20:13
FEAR MY GlANT WHITE KNOB AND THE TERRIBLE DESTRUCTIVE POWER CONTAINED WITHIN!

farazparsa
21 Aug 2006, 21:43
Lol:
"OH MY GOD! I HAVE 3 FINGERS!"

WormOfFire
22 Aug 2006, 06:22
"Freq nasty has his name for a reason..."

BuffaloKid
22 Aug 2006, 12:10
"They don't call me nasty for nothing... I have to pay them... :( "

Shockdude
22 Aug 2006, 22:56
whoo, you gotta cut down on those beans, man.

Preasure
25 Aug 2006, 20:31
S5P3 Winners
1st Place
The tree wizard fireballed the worms, who soon wished they hadn't said that his bark was worse than his bite.
2nd Place
"ACHOO!"
Extra Points
whoo, you gotta cut down on those beans, man.
Next!

BuffaloKid
25 Aug 2006, 20:35
Worm on Cliff "I told you! Bazookas are not good buoyancy aids!"

E-102 Worm
25 Aug 2006, 20:54
"Darn it, my bungee rope snapped!"

WormOfFire
25 Aug 2006, 20:59
"Now,Jamie's swimming lessons were put to the test..."

SuperBlob
25 Aug 2006, 21:18
That's the last time I'm following that arrow!

Liketyspli
25 Aug 2006, 21:20
Jamie gave up his old life and started a new life with the fishies. (wich is not a lot better)

philby4000
25 Aug 2006, 21:21
Impresive though it was, Jamie's giant blue marbled floor never failed to scare the bejesus out of every non swimmer who walked on it.

Shockdude
25 Aug 2006, 22:18
"i believe i can flyyyyyAAAAHH!"

farazparsa
25 Aug 2006, 23:17
"F1!!! F1!!! I'M DROWNING! F1!!!"
Nerd Joke :p:p

WormGod
26 Aug 2006, 09:51
"I've got it!" *pauses* *tweaks W:4 filenames*

Cisken1
26 Aug 2006, 10:01
Jamie's vacation pictures: On the beach

Plasma
26 Aug 2006, 22:18
"Jamie's drowning? But I thought Jamie was a Boy."

twoapenny
29 Aug 2006, 20:11
What's all this blue stuff?

Johnnynet
30 Aug 2006, 04:12
"On Closer look Jamie knew this lquid wasn't Blueberry Jello."

Star Worms
30 Aug 2006, 04:45
10 !

GnomeMan
30 Aug 2006, 07:33
Jamie couldn't swim very well, but he knew what to do. So he promptly pulled the trigger on his emergency floatation device. Sadly that device turned out to be a bazooka.

robowurmz
30 Aug 2006, 07:41
"DON'T WORRY, I'M ONLY GOING FISHING!" Screamed James.
Little did he know he was the bait.
Jamie's vacation pictures: On the beach
You must get 1st place. That is awesome.
Impresive though it was, Jamie's giant blue marbled floor never failed to scare the bejesus out of every non swimmer who walked on it.
And sos's this.

Preasure
30 Aug 2006, 10:31
Right, sorry for the late update.
S5P4 Winners
1st Place
Impresive though it was, Jamie's giant blue marbled floor never failed to scare the bejesus out of every non swimmer who walked on it.
2nd Place
What's all this blue stuff?
Extra Points
Jamie's vacation pictures: On the beach
(1 Point)
Next picture! This one ends on the 3rd of September. (is it that time of year already?)

WormGod
30 Aug 2006, 11:34
And as September 3 rises above the horizon, we all realize the competition is rigged.

MrBunsy
30 Aug 2006, 11:37
By jove! Is that a floating snowman?

E-102 Worm
30 Aug 2006, 13:59
Afrohorse: "Is it me, or did that snowman put on weight all of a sudden?"

twoapenny
30 Aug 2006, 14:07
After seeing his friend's jetpack cut out and watched as his friend plummeted into a watery grave, Afrohorse started to wish he hadn't bought his birthday gift off of Ebay.

robowurmz
30 Aug 2006, 17:11
Afrohorse watched eagerly as the target worm moved towards his rather aesthetically pleasing mega mine variation.

Gardy Looo
30 Aug 2006, 17:17
Spot the hidden Mickey and win a prize!
:p

maveristef
30 Aug 2006, 17:22
Gas Prices were high that year in North America, and flizzy could not afford more then 10 seconds.

farazparsa
30 Aug 2006, 19:01
Aww, you didn't get my nerd joke? :(
"Afrohorse meets Frosty the Snowman!"

Johnnynet
31 Aug 2006, 00:34
"Kenny was so happy that Xmas was here that he decided to spread the Xmas cheer to everyone including the snowman. Little did he know this cheer could be cut soon for his tank was low on fuel."
Eh I'm drawing blanks for this one =p

BuffaloKid
31 Aug 2006, 01:49
"Hmm... Maybe those wooden arms of his would work as fuel..."

Shockdude
1 Sep 2006, 01:55
"mayday! mayday! this is flight 017, losing altitude fast! preparing for emergency crash landing!"

KamikazeBananze
1 Sep 2006, 10:10
"Go to Warp 1."
"Aye-aye, captain."
"Engage."
Sorry, it looked like either the Enterprise or the Millenium Falcon, either about to go really really fast.

Liketyspli
1 Sep 2006, 17:54
''Oh no! There's a snowman on melting piece of ice... Muscular Worm to the resque!!!''

Preasure
3 Sep 2006, 21:08
S5P5 Winners
1st Place
"Hmm... Maybe those wooden arms of his would work as fuel..."
2nd Place
Gas Prices were high that year in North America, and flizzy could not afford more then 10 seconds.
3rd Place
Afrohorse watched eagerly as the target worm moved towards his rather aesthetically pleasing mega mine variation.
(1 point)
Next!

BuffaloKid
3 Sep 2006, 21:13
"I know I should shoot one of the reds... but the arrow's pointing at me..." *shoots self*

twoapenny
3 Sep 2006, 21:22
As Jamie through his bazooka at an enemy worm, everyone else on his team wished that he had read the operator's manual.

E-102 Worm
3 Sep 2006, 21:23
Hurry it up, you stupid player! My neck's awfully stiff when holding this darn bazooka for too long.

Cisken1
3 Sep 2006, 22:37
What was that about shooting your own team when hell froze over?

Johnnynet
4 Sep 2006, 00:40
Hmm I wonder if its possible to kill everyone with one shot?

KamikazeBananze
4 Sep 2006, 11:03
Just then, Jamie the Carpet Courier arrived on the battlefield.
(seriously, the Bazooka looks like a carpet...)

maveristef
4 Sep 2006, 13:43
Everyone waited patiently for Jamie to take his turn.

>DoomWorm<
4 Sep 2006, 20:55
When jamie took his bazooka, it pointed a wrong way.

Liketyspli
5 Sep 2006, 15:54
''Jamie shot his bazooka and it missed'' (w00t!)

Star Worms
5 Sep 2006, 16:20
Kill & Burn Kilburn

Shockdude
6 Sep 2006, 01:41
"i love worms golf. especially since you use a bazooka instead of a golf club"

farazparsa
7 Sep 2006, 00:22
LUCY LIU
UMA THURMAN
SONNY CHIBA
DAVID CARRADINE
KILL
KILburn
DIRECTED BY QUENTEN TARANTINO

MrBunsy
7 Sep 2006, 14:24
"Where's that ruddy chicken?"
(I'm running out of ideas :p)

Scotworm
7 Sep 2006, 18:41
"Well, the ice caps are melting fast and there's only room for one of us..."

wormthingy
7 Sep 2006, 18:58
jamie "argh! this would be alot easier if that arrow stopped poking me in the eye!"

Preasure
7 Sep 2006, 20:51
S5P6 Winners
1st Place
What was that about shooting your own team when hell froze over?
2nd Place
Hurry it up, you stupid player! My neck's awfully stiff when holding this darn bazooka for too long.
Extra Points
"Well, the ice caps are melting fast and there's only room for one of us..."
(1 point)
Next! You have until the 11th!

SuperBlob
7 Sep 2006, 20:55
Hey, it's not my fault I'm colourblind, you should have different names!

>DoomWorm<
7 Sep 2006, 21:10
poot- (character limit fills here)

MrBunsy
7 Sep 2006, 22:28
Dude man! It's a tree that looks like sugar cubes on sticks!

Alien King
7 Sep 2006, 23:11
Friendly Fire Sucks.

E-102 Worm
7 Sep 2006, 23:32
2nd place? Imagine that. :)
Anyway:
"Powell, it's me, your team-mate!! Why don't you listen!?"

Plasma
7 Sep 2006, 23:35
"He should've gone to Specsavers"

Cisken1
7 Sep 2006, 23:50
OK, second try, no try to shoot the CONE, and NOT me!

Johnnynet
8 Sep 2006, 03:20
Darn Haxors! Making me shoot my team mates

philby4000
8 Sep 2006, 13:24
After what happened at the Met police christmas party this was in many ways inevitable.

Star Worms
8 Sep 2006, 18:40
This is for sleeping with my wife.

BuffaloKid
8 Sep 2006, 23:54
Dazzled by 'Light3', Old Bill span round in confusion. How unfortunate

farazparsa
9 Sep 2006, 03:03
"Nice hat! Can I have it?"
Ewwww bad joke.

Liketyspli
9 Sep 2006, 22:37
Light 3: ''Oh no! the dozer is gonna run me over!''
Worm 4(on the back): ''Rofl''

KamikazeBananze
9 Sep 2006, 22:43
Hold still. This might sting a bit.

Zero72
10 Sep 2006, 00:09
"Ha ha! This'll be great. Hey dude! Catch! Ha ha ha!"

Preasure
13 Sep 2006, 18:41
Sorry for the late update. Some very good ones this time, but Phillby's obscurity clinched it.
S5P7 Winners
1st Place
After what happened at the Met police christmas party this was in many ways inevitable.
2nd Place
Hold still. This might sting a bit.
Extra Points
(1 point)
"Ha ha! This'll be great. Hey dude! Catch! Ha ha ha!"
Next! Last one of the series, so lets make it good! Ends 17th.

SuperBlob
13 Sep 2006, 19:05
*waits for the flood of fart jokes*
On the topic of that, am I the only person who calls it pumping? (I have no idea why, perhaps my dad of northern origins)

Paul.Power
13 Sep 2006, 20:08
"No-one'll notice if I do it up here..."
(sorry)

E-102 Worm
13 Sep 2006, 21:06
Alright lads, GAS MASKS ON!

>DoomWorm<
13 Sep 2006, 21:20
Suddenly the Hippie alarm lights red.

WormOfFire
14 Sep 2006, 07:02
"If you didn't succed at first,skydivings not for you"
:rolleyes:

Shockdude
14 Sep 2006, 23:59
"how to get around in midair without using a jetpack"

KamikazeBananze
15 Sep 2006, 00:16
Parachutes: Now jet-propelled!

Zero72
15 Sep 2006, 09:54
"Guys! We're saved! There, up in the sky -- it's a bird, it's a plane! It's... It's... What the hell is it?"

farazparsa
16 Sep 2006, 18:57
"Proper Emergency Steering of a Jetpack for Dummies!
Available now in Bob's Big House of Feces!"

MrBunsy
16 Sep 2006, 22:20
Captain! We have a problem with the rear engine!

robowurmz
17 Sep 2006, 10:04
"Jet-POOP-elled!"
(P.S Shouldn't wormoffire's one be, "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you."?)

robowurmz
17 Sep 2006, 10:05
"Guys! We're saved! There, up in the sky -- it's a bird, it's a plane! It's... It's... What the hell is it?"
I am keeping this one forever in my memory of awesome quotes. This will win 1st place!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liketyspli
17 Sep 2006, 13:02
''The 80's began, but it still looked prehistoric'' Groovy....

Johnnynet
17 Sep 2006, 14:35
Darnit I pulled the pins off the gas canisters, hope no one thinks im Farting...
Hey Jimbo your passing gas arn't you?
DANGIT!!!

Plasma
17 Sep 2006, 18:26
"It turns out that it wasn't a comet that killed the dinosaurs; it was..."

Preasure
17 Sep 2006, 18:36
Thats it! Some great entries for this one, I couldn't choose between these last 4.
S5P8 Winners
1st Place
"No-one'll notice if I do it up here..."
2nd Place
"Guys! We're saved! There, up in the sky -- it's a bird, it's a plane! It's... It's... What the hell is it?"
Extra Points
(1 point)
Parachutes: Now jet-propelled!
Captain! We have a problem with the rear engine!
So, that's it for the series. And the winners are:
Series 5 Scores
1st Place
Phillby4000 4
KamikazeBananze 4
2nd Place
Mr Bunsy 3
BuffaloKid 3
Cisken1 3
3rd Place
Zero72 2
Vader 2
Kelster23 2
Paul.Power 2
Everyone Else
Plasma 1
Scotworm 1
Maveristef 1
E-102 Worm 1
Shockdude 1
Robowurmz 1
Twoapenny 1
Well done to everyone who took part! Another great series!
I'm taking a break from the compo for a while, Series 6 will come in a few weeks. In the meantime, look out for another Preasure competition!

farazparsa
17 Sep 2006, 19:29
Lmao, I took a dump on myself (0 Points FTW!!!)

MrBunsy
17 Sep 2006, 20:04
Hehe, good ol' caption competition.

KamikazeBananze
17 Sep 2006, 20:39
First?!
*faints from shock*

Kelster23
17 Sep 2006, 22:35
I placed!:eek: :eek: :eek:

philby4000
19 Sep 2006, 14:30
I'm not sure that I understand the scoring system, but YAY FIRST!

Preasure
19 Sep 2006, 19:07
2 points for a 1st place, 1 point for 2nd and 1 point for extra points that I give. You got 2 firsts, so thats 4. KB got 1 first, 1 second and 1 extra, so that's also 4.

philby4000
20 Sep 2006, 00:47
Fancy!
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BuffaloKid
23 Sep 2006, 00:07
2nd place? Not bad...

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